Even though there are a lot of Dutch jokes in there i really like the fact that you take your time and see what he has to say. Enjoy your vids, keep it up!!
@MarcelNL Жыл бұрын
Break me the mouth not open! :-)
@barkeeperJJ Жыл бұрын
@@MarcelNL now the monkey comes out of the sleeve!
@x8rsrule Жыл бұрын
@@barkeeperJJ ... While it is raining pipe sticks ...
@SeriousGamingSteam Жыл бұрын
@@x8rsrule make that the cat wise!
@Spyrobeamer Жыл бұрын
@@SeriousGamingSteam miss cat apple sauce
@triplesharigan Жыл бұрын
Jeroen Pauw is a legend for showing up at the end of the show
@jipjonnie9088 Жыл бұрын
Great video. Just to clarify: in the beginning the '100% of youth is positive about mdma' is a joke about a rapsong called 'Drank en Drugs' (booze and drugs) and does not contain any actual research. We are crazy, but not that crazy😂
@Sayhoun Жыл бұрын
gast hij liet zien dat de echte cijfers 7,8% is
@testjeaapiel9707 Жыл бұрын
@@Sayhoun Gast, nu weet hij wel waarom het uberhaubt ter spraken kwam.
@yornav Жыл бұрын
1:50 'All of teenagers say " yes" to MDMA' is a line out of a Dutch rapsong about booze and drugs. It's the song Drank & Drugs by Ronnie Flex and Lil' Kleine. Of course, in reality, most of the teenagers don't use drugs in the Netherlands.
@kyandehaan630611 ай бұрын
in reality, we do
@femmeb.767710 ай бұрын
Uhm yes they do...'cause they can't buy alcohol (only at 18+), but besides that: go on a bender, you need at least 50 bucks..6-8 hours of fun on some x, puts you back only 4-6 euro's...
@thijslord04 Жыл бұрын
To clarify the Nixon and war on drugs part, "niks" means "nothing" in Dutch, so: was het allemaal voor Nikson/Nixon= was it all for nothingson? No, because we're left with this amazing pun 😂
@4Evermusic9 ай бұрын
Lol exact
@Haeruna Жыл бұрын
"You can't always be sure whats in it" The thing is, in the Netherlands you kind-of can? There are special institutions in pretty much every major city where you can have your drugs tested anonymously, without any repercussions.
@lolololol7573 Жыл бұрын
They took some of it away though. It used to be standard at festivals but that's no longer the case. Unfortunately. We need that back, yesterday.
@TheTwan85 Жыл бұрын
He made that point as well, it's in the video 😉 When he said "there might be rat poison in the beer but there's a long line to get it tested and the beer dealer looked reliable" he poked fun at having the opportunity to get your xtc tested but nobody making the effort to do so.
@JR-mh8vn10 ай бұрын
@@lolololol7573 lot of festivals do got a ggd booth where you can get it tested atleast my experience
@astrid3252 Жыл бұрын
"it;s illegal, but if you want to try it...."Welcome to Dutchlantia 😁🤣
@Fr-ron Жыл бұрын
I come from the netherlands and used xtc some times and also know a lot people who used it. And i can honestly say that i dont know people who are addicted to it unlike alcohol weed and other drugs.
@testjeaapiel9707 Жыл бұрын
weed is not the addiction, but the tabacco used with the week ;)
@ceesvanderschoot9799 Жыл бұрын
Ach de mensen die ik kon die er wel aan bleven zijn nu dood …. Dus ja kans dat je die tegen komt is ook klein dan …
@ceesvanderschoot9799 Жыл бұрын
@@testjeaapiel9707nou ik rook nu 30 jaar weed kan je wel vertellen dat het verslavend is de tabac laat ik makkelijker links liggen dan de weed , heb wel ADHD wat het voor mij anders maakt dan doorsnee mensen .
@EricvanDorp007 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Hilarius! XTC in the old days was great and gave me the best days of my life!
@Firespark73 ай бұрын
2:05 This probably went over your head, but he was making a reference to a popular Dutch song: "If your bitch wants to chill, then that's no problem I'll go there, I'm not going alone, 'cause I've got booze and drugs! Booze and drugs! . . . All the teens say yes to MDMA! . . ." By Lil Kleine & Ronny Flex Hence: "Doctor Kleine and Professor Flex had done some research, and according to them, all the teens say yes to MDMA" and also why it had to be Lubach's "bitch" who'd come over for their extensive test results.
@remconoordermeer7015 Жыл бұрын
Loved your reaction, thank you! As you said at the end, just slap a tax on it... this is in my opinion quite baffling... the government moves at warp speed to tax you... but not in this case. Seems like a decent amount of annual income to me.
@GabberPinda Жыл бұрын
This is Arjan Lubach at his best 😂
@philipdemaeyer16658 ай бұрын
Lubach should present the saturday night live in the us, and then fly back for sunday with lubach in holland. 😅
@Fievelavie Жыл бұрын
Its nicer to be in company with people using XTC than people who use cocaine and booze to be honest.
@TIEfichter Жыл бұрын
Completely agree, but the problem with taxing it is that you can't make it more expensive than street prices. Because many will say, why buy a legal pill for 10? i'll just take the risk for 5 because I'm sure I won't get a bad one.
@deleteme924 Жыл бұрын
To be precise, you can only tax it a bit before the risk becomes worth it
@katlijnroovers7357 Жыл бұрын
This is Arjan true and true, streed for woord and making a point , i dont do drugs or alcohol, not because i dont like it but , with my medication for epilepsy thanks higly for this ❣️
@papafiendish6263 Жыл бұрын
I had to click on this one, I remember seeing the episode a while back and had tears in my eyes from laughing
@marcelrenes2435 Жыл бұрын
The most dangerous drugs in The Netherlands are alcohol and tobacco. But the government does'nt illegalize it, because the tax revenue is enourmous. You could say the Dutch government is the biggest dealer in The Netherlands...
@JR-mh8vn10 ай бұрын
yep they only make it more expensive each year
@tardvandecluntproductions12789 ай бұрын
And there is the big irony in itself. They could earn even more in taxes if they legalized weed and XTC and put high taxes on it. Now that money goes to other criminals.
@barrymantz6026 Жыл бұрын
The Netherlands is nr 1 in the world of manufacturing xtc (mdma)! Also the nr 1 in growing the best ganja in the world! Whe still fucking rule the world with everything!
@0113ptb Жыл бұрын
I like the oude kaas salade, just don't use too much. The oude kaas salade pesto is amazing!
@MishaOpstal11 ай бұрын
@HighlyCombustibleReacts If you want to see more of Zondag met Lubach you should look up "De Avondshow met Arjen Lubach". This is his new show, it's exactly the same but just under a new name and he's in a better studio.
@4Evermusic Жыл бұрын
I normally never comment but I just wanna say that I love your vids!!
@laziojohnny79 Жыл бұрын
Trust me on this one, try XTC once in your life, allow yourself to see heaven before you die and won't.
@tothepast Жыл бұрын
Not worth it
@laziojohnny79 Жыл бұрын
@@tothepast why not? Have you ever tried?
@greengorillah Жыл бұрын
I would if I did not have epilepsy, don't want to take the risk!
@OP-1000 Жыл бұрын
I like oude kaas salade.
@nijlpaardw908511 ай бұрын
200k!! I see u have 200k exactly rn!!!
@ammalyrical5646 Жыл бұрын
Just a little sidenote: the politician is called Grapperhaus but that song he plays is called Grapper House. It's a pun and an actual song he made, full of puns. You probably got that the words Grapper House were a pun on the name but grap is also the Dutch word for joke. I think you might like the song, at least in part even if some of the puns relate to Dutch topics and at least of them misses the point of the joke in the subtitle. I just watched it back and had a good laugh about it
@lisajones-mcdaniel15344 күн бұрын
Ectasy is truly ecstasym do it now, I love you too.
@do_si_dos11 ай бұрын
Welcome
@hexx3dd Жыл бұрын
Im dutch, ive used my fair share of 'party supplies'. Got pretty heavily addicted at one point, luckily i met my husband who has helped me stop and all we do is smoke weed, we dont even drink alcohol nost of the time. I dont know if im for legalization... Its really ruined my life for a while, there were times that were pretty dark and just so much drugs ... Then again the idea of regulation making things safer is always better if people are going to use the druga anyways.
@hexx3dd11 ай бұрын
Update* we quit smoking weed now too :) even though it's hard now I know in the long run it's going to be better
@rafox6611 ай бұрын
@@hexx3dd Gefeliciteerd! Ben blij voor je dat je door die donkere tijd heen bent, en ik wens jullie 2 verder veel succes. Maar was het de drugs zelf die het moeilijk maakte of was het de moeilijke tijd waardoor je drugs nam, voor mij is het namelijk het 2e.
@rutgerniemeijer2 ай бұрын
En, hoe gaat het bijna een jaar later?
@8alakai811 ай бұрын
that with 100% teenagers is a jokke there was a dutch song they said all teens say yes to mdma it rymes in dutch
@KevinJD2030 Жыл бұрын
That joke about mdma had to be made by Arjen ofcourse this joke origanates from Lil Kleine's song drank en drugs (booze and drugs) in which he sings this line: alle tieners zeggen ja tegen MDMA which means this ( all teens say yes to MDMA) which in it self already is a joke about Dutch drugs use amongst teens.
@kevartje1295 Жыл бұрын
The 100% chart you saw was not an actual statistic, it was a joke about a song. The lyrics to "Drank en drugs" by Lil Kleine and Ronnie Flex. One of the lines in the song is "all teens say yes to mdma".
@8alakai811 ай бұрын
alcohol is a hardrugs and sugar is a drug to
@MATT.04 Жыл бұрын
An explanation of who jeroen pauw is would have helped
@lanavandenberg28804 ай бұрын
A tv host
@MATT.044 ай бұрын
@@lanavandenberg2880as a dutchy, I am aware, but for the guy reacting and for all the people watching that are from other countries it would explain a lot
@kolonelfranz31 Жыл бұрын
I still remember the few years in the late eighties when X was still legal. The quality of X those days was really something kids nowadays will never experience. When our gouvernment made it illegal by law in 1991 the first X related deaths happened.. Why? Just for one fucking simple reason; in those early years it was produced by old hippies who made it with passion and knew how to make it in the right way. After the ban, the same shit happened as always; make something illegal and the criminal organisations will produce it. There was a demand in those years (maybe also nowadays, I am getting to old for those hangovers), so ofcourse there was product available! But made by idiots who did not give a shit about the consumers health and the safety of their product. So make whatever illegal; and people like Al Capone during the prohibition will get filthy rich, but people will die.. I say; legalise! With restrictions ofcourse, just like alcohol and tabacco, but this is a clear cut case on what happens if gouvernments make whatever illegal. The marked changes, but people will die. It is that simple.
@dennisverhoef1564 Жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with "oude kaas salade" I eat it almost every day
@B0K1T0 Жыл бұрын
That's because they also declared it "hard drugs". As a result it's so addictive you're now craving it every day..
@EndlessHorizonsOF Жыл бұрын
great video
@ramacharya7843 Жыл бұрын
The big problem with legalisation in the Netherlands specifically, is that it would not bring down the crime and illegal dumping of waste. Almost 90% is produced for export. And that woukd still be illegal. PS. When you buy 100 pills or more at once you can get a big discount. The price will be around € 0,80
@joeribaars5481 Жыл бұрын
it will result into cleaner pills becouse now criminals from Belgium or Germany can just buy the clean drugs rather than dealing with Rat killing pills and you could have movement made , just like we should have state weed just have some movement senctiont growers for weed even if its for expost i rather have that we export safe clean drugs than that we export shit that can kill you because its mixed with bleach and rat-away and it would be an incentive for the other countries to also legalize.
@joowsty Жыл бұрын
well 10% less then. on top of that the government can earn money with the sale of XTC by taxes and then spend that money to target the illegal manufacturing and waste dumping. anyways its not a problem with legalisation since it doesnt increase crime, if it did then it would be a problem. you can say its not an advantage when legalizing, tho i dont agree on that since the taxes part i just explained.
@Potjandorie Жыл бұрын
Just because they export it doesn't mean the dump of waste would be illegal? The waste will remain in the Netherlands
@joeribaars5481 Жыл бұрын
@@Potjandorie if its legal its will be goverment factorie that can cleanly dispose of chemicals vs illegal dumping and criminals and factories and weed farms are taxed they have paper work and people getting pay checks that's all really easy to check and you kan make sure that the coffee shops get clean and safe products and with all that tax money and all that man power not focused op small time dealers you can now focus on the big players
@ramacharya7843 Жыл бұрын
@@Potjandorie i really dont think that the Dutch government will say that producing xtc pills for a different country than the Netherlands is going to be legal. That would just make the rest of the world furious against the Dutch government. No, producing for export would still be illegal. Therefore the waste handling would still be illegal aswell
@thedutchvatsimguy Жыл бұрын
i love them old cheese salad
@AL3XQUEST Жыл бұрын
Ive heard that there is XTC mixed with Fentanyl on the market highly addictive
@barrymantz6026 Жыл бұрын
The War on drugs, ... but the people who use it are still winning! Hahaha!
@MarcelNL Жыл бұрын
They have to keep it quiet, but it is quite interesting! :P
@hutsjad3nk20011 ай бұрын
i like this even you are not dutch
@F44B Жыл бұрын
All teens say yes to XTC is a very famous dutch song from 2016. Lil kleine and Ronnie Flex - drank en drugs
@HighlyCombustibleReacts Жыл бұрын
I've reacted to that one! It's on my odysee channel, go check it out!
@dennisvanslingerland2258 Жыл бұрын
Hij is echt een Topper!!!😅
@SmokedPudding Жыл бұрын
I like the old cheese salad
@8alakai811 ай бұрын
he understand some dutch if you look at his eyes he is only reading some words not the hole thing
@michelveenstra990611 ай бұрын
Most dutch people know more about cheese then Arjen lubach😅
@looneynine Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie i love oude kaas salade.
@greedokenobi3855 Жыл бұрын
Canada went from Canadon’t to Canado 🤓
@Saartje05 Жыл бұрын
You have to know the names and the people to understand what's going on I think.
@TheJolanda01 Жыл бұрын
I never used drugs in my life,and I am 67,I buy that its so good on my bread oude kaas salade yammie
@MarcelNL Жыл бұрын
48 years old here and I have for a few years tried some natural stuff (herbs, mushrooms etc) from the smartshop and also have used some weed. It's often very pleasant and sometimes it helps to break through some personal problems that you may have. However, even with natural products you must know how to use them wisely. Except for VERY occasional weed, I dropped everything years ago. Oh but I do support our government financially by drinking alcohol! :-) Although I also often buy it in Germany because it's taxed far less there.
@letheas6175 Жыл бұрын
You have never drank alcohol, ever in your life? Sorry but I find that a little bit difficult to believe?
@wyvern3 Жыл бұрын
I eat old cheese salad
@DutchLegendary2 ай бұрын
XTC isnt so addictive because most people feel bad like 2-3 days after use
@Mirthe-0_02 ай бұрын
oudekaassalade is the best dont let yourself be fooled by arjen lubach.
@qiqi2692 Жыл бұрын
Once you start wearing orange all the time , you’re practically Dutch already
@RaymondvanGelderenАй бұрын
What.. what? Oh HXC. Doei Oh €20,-? Okay
@HoneyCaribbean Жыл бұрын
Professor L kleine. Is reffering to a rapper who had a song where in the first bar he says “all teenagers says yes to MDMA” ofcourse translated this doesn’t nice but it rhymes and its controversial so the dutch like it.
@lisajones-mcdaniel15344 күн бұрын
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@LisaSummers198811 ай бұрын
i dont wana know how much crap is being put in medicine