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Y’all need to stop with the devils lettuce!

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The Dadbod Veteran

The Dadbod Veteran

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@danieljonhson6367
@danieljonhson6367 2 ай бұрын
Please stop asking how stupid can they can get they think it's a competition.
@shawncarter569
@shawncarter569 2 ай бұрын
he took "neckbeard" literally.
@pdxmusl1510
@pdxmusl1510 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@glowplug4762
@glowplug4762 Ай бұрын
My first thought!😂
@brianallen1839
@brianallen1839 2 ай бұрын
I can understand Boomers (raised by them)and Gen X (I am one), but, I gave up trying to understand anyone else. It's like logic just doesn't seem to apply to them.
@alricaneshama
@alricaneshama 2 ай бұрын
Yep.
@stephaniemccoun9554
@stephaniemccoun9554 2 ай бұрын
I totally agree! That looks awful 😮
@dshepherd107
@dshepherd107 2 ай бұрын
Can you imagine him showing up for a job interview with that burnt tribble glued to his neck?
@irishtheblack
@irishtheblack 2 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha.... burnt tribble...
@diannaanderson
@diannaanderson 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lorettacarroll6015
@lorettacarroll6015 2 ай бұрын
My face had the same expression as yours in the beginning. The "What, what, what the heck?"
@kathrynwhitby9799
@kathrynwhitby9799 2 ай бұрын
ditto
@darrennew8211
@darrennew8211 Ай бұрын
I think 90% of his videos could just stop after he gives the look.
@davidszabo1618
@davidszabo1618 2 ай бұрын
First we had underboob, now...underbeard
@user-kw2rl8df2s
@user-kw2rl8df2s 2 ай бұрын
Weeeelllll I can get down with under boob
@JenniferKitchens123
@JenniferKitchens123 2 ай бұрын
😂
@alricaneshama
@alricaneshama 2 ай бұрын
And I'm fully nauseated. lol
@TheTechBasement
@TheTechBasement 2 ай бұрын
Man card is revoked, period.
@nichollesweat7435
@nichollesweat7435 2 ай бұрын
NO, just no! That is idiotic and I bet he's on something way worse than devils lettuce 😂😂😂
@KerryLuckett
@KerryLuckett 2 ай бұрын
Young people are such now that I would NEVER consider “recapturing my youth”. I want no part of them, and I have to teach them for a living.
@brianl8481
@brianl8481 2 ай бұрын
Youth is wasted on the young.
@parinthianquattropani9071
@parinthianquattropani9071 2 ай бұрын
Neckbeard the pirate, yargh...
@stevenshewfelt888
@stevenshewfelt888 2 ай бұрын
would make for an interesting movie
@JenniferKitchens123
@JenniferKitchens123 2 ай бұрын
😂
@ericschmidt3759
@ericschmidt3759 Ай бұрын
All he’s missing is the so called “Man Bun” to be leader of the Short Bus Express to Idocracy!
@Cannaburg
@Cannaburg 2 ай бұрын
As a devil lettice advocate...we reject this notion and pass it on to the Heisenburgs of society!
@alricaneshama
@alricaneshama 2 ай бұрын
I second this as an advocate and consumer
@grady1134
@grady1134 2 ай бұрын
I third this 😂
@jordanmechalske7962
@jordanmechalske7962 2 ай бұрын
I forgot what we were talking about...
@billwatcheshere
@billwatcheshere 2 ай бұрын
Heisenberg.
@Cannaburg
@Cannaburg 2 ай бұрын
@@billwatcheshere I pluralized it for a reason🤣
@kreiner1
@kreiner1 2 ай бұрын
As a woman, all I can say is hell no
@nola281
@nola281 2 ай бұрын
No, just no. Never do that if you want a partner, it will not work.
@HoneybadgerDGAF2610
@HoneybadgerDGAF2610 2 ай бұрын
I feel it in my soul sir that that man was not on the Lord's lettuce 🥬
@jasonhicks9809
@jasonhicks9809 2 ай бұрын
DBV for President
@stephanienoble
@stephanienoble 2 ай бұрын
LoL 🤣🤣🤣 I agree it's disgusting 🤣
@OriginalMomo
@OriginalMomo 2 ай бұрын
That has NOTHING to do with the devils lettuce…. That’s just stupidity.
@WatcherNine
@WatcherNine 2 ай бұрын
It does, in that smoking too much of the devil's lettuce inhibits all rational thought, only made worse by the intense strength of today's 'devil's lettuce'. It's no longer weed, it's a medication that causes psychotic episodes, evidenced by thinking neck beards are cool.
@trishhamilton2049
@trishhamilton2049 2 ай бұрын
That is Methed up
@dogcarman
@dogcarman 2 ай бұрын
@@trishhamilton2049🤣🤣🤣
@jimmac69
@jimmac69 2 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@stephaniemiller4105
@stephaniemiller4105 2 ай бұрын
💯
@Cyberzerous
@Cyberzerous 2 ай бұрын
It started so smooth. I thought it was a commercial for something. Oh my God
@staceylouise7839
@staceylouise7839 2 ай бұрын
...and here I was thinking there's nothing worse than a beard without moustache...
@darrennew8211
@darrennew8211 Ай бұрын
I read a sci-fi series where the rich guys wore asymmetric beards, because they took so long to keep looking nice.
@user-it6ug4ex3z
@user-it6ug4ex3z 2 ай бұрын
Watch it, buddy. I've been married to the devils lettuce for 45 yrs now. It's never let me down, always there for me!! NK
@daebi37
@daebi37 2 ай бұрын
I happen to live DEEP in the heart of Liberal La La Land and this is a thing. Your question about the being on the Devil's Lettuce is spot on.
@kennethbrown5358
@kennethbrown5358 2 ай бұрын
I'm a liberal and I think that is just the WTF? So damn stupid.
@psychogoreman198
@psychogoreman198 2 ай бұрын
That’s not the lords lettuce (it wouldn’t be on this planet if god didn’t want it here) my friend……that’s meth lol
@JGE_DK
@JGE_DK 2 ай бұрын
Stop with the devils lettuce?? But WHYYY??!! That's where some of my BEST "worst ideas" originate from!! 😳🙄😏😜🤣
@mark1eyeball
@mark1eyeball 2 ай бұрын
"Seemed like a good idea (puff-puff)at the time(puff-puff)🤣🤣🤣
@leward7788
@leward7788 2 ай бұрын
as a lady who loves beards (have since the '70s) - yuck! don't blame the devil's lettuce, more like meth
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 ай бұрын
I honestly thought the opening part with that neckbeard was an ad
@gkseeton
@gkseeton 2 ай бұрын
LOL! I needed to begin my day with a laugh. Thank you.
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 2 ай бұрын
I can only assume he desperately wanted a beard, but his Mrs refused to kiss him (they can be scratchy), and this was the compromise 😂
@dalekarrick8588
@dalekarrick8588 2 ай бұрын
I think the meth heads are passing on this one as well. Not trying to speak for them, but, probably a good guess.
@daniel35337
@daniel35337 2 ай бұрын
Comparing them to Christopher Columbus as exploring new things is awesome!
@tamidespain4677
@tamidespain4677 2 ай бұрын
Okay nope… on so many levels nope. Hahahahahah😂
@diannaanderson
@diannaanderson 2 ай бұрын
"caterpillar on steroids"😂😂😂😂😂
@arcanewyrm6295
@arcanewyrm6295 2 ай бұрын
That kind of thing almost requires a Polish Necktie to complement the look.
@garyblack8717
@garyblack8717 Ай бұрын
Dude was really like "Damn, I can't grow a beard, but I can grow a neck beard!" If your beard won't grow, just stay shaved man.
@johnfitz8167
@johnfitz8167 2 ай бұрын
Our dads felt the same way about long hair and mullets,oh and they were right.😂😂😂😂
@andrewunderwood4570
@andrewunderwood4570 Ай бұрын
Im guessing hes on something a HELL of a lot stronger than the devils lettuce. Maybe he's one of the tide pod challenge kids?
@juliastraus4273
@juliastraus4273 2 ай бұрын
Gen Z/Millennials have made me utter phrases I never thought I would say! I won't go into the more explicit ones, but the one I seem to utter most: I'm so glad I'm closer to leaving this world than not! "Idiocracy", as we all know, is a prophecy-- I was just hoping I would be long gone before it came to pass!😑
@psychogoreman198
@psychogoreman198 2 ай бұрын
As a millennial who does not walk with those kind, I’m inclined to agree. I was fortunate enough to have a good upbringing and I look at these and some of the people who are supposed to be of my generation and I think……….fuck, we’re doomed. I’d like to apologise but I’m not one of the snowflake kind that needs to apologise on behalf of something I had nothing to do with. All I can say is, Goodluck and I wish you the happiest life possible.
@juliastraus4273
@juliastraus4273 2 ай бұрын
@@psychogoreman198 Well, hon, I do believe there are exceptions to most rules-- thank you for being one of them! Take good care!😊
@fightlikeaboxer
@fightlikeaboxer 2 ай бұрын
lol hahahahha your so right 😂
@andreawendorff1833
@andreawendorff1833 Ай бұрын
What in the bloody hell was that?! 😮 who, why what..... I just wow. I'm sorry I don't know what woman would be wanting their man to out looking like this. I just can't with this. My brain just can't with this.
@irishtheblack
@irishtheblack 2 ай бұрын
I thought the "carpet" was supposed to be lower than the drapes... 👀
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 2 ай бұрын
The older I get, the less I understand. I know more, I just don't understand most of it.
@marinesgt8048
@marinesgt8048 2 ай бұрын
Keep bringin the videos brother, there great.
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP 2 ай бұрын
This is worse than a mullet
@johnmckown1267
@johnmckown1267 2 ай бұрын
great idea: neck mullet!
@zeeleo6115
@zeeleo6115 2 ай бұрын
As someone with a beard and a lettuce advocate, there is not enough lettuce to make someone that stupid! It's gotta be the go fast.
@Kinglore2000
@Kinglore2000 2 ай бұрын
Ick.
@sarabert63
@sarabert63 2 ай бұрын
That was in style in the 1890's . I know cause my G-G-grandpa sported one , only longer. lol
@tammiealexander7102
@tammiealexander7102 2 ай бұрын
😳😂🤣 didn’t know what I was looking at
@kathrynwhitby9799
@kathrynwhitby9799 2 ай бұрын
whatever beard you have, make sure it's properly groomed at ALL times. That includes running a comb through it to keep it tidy.
@markinator8826
@markinator8826 2 ай бұрын
How to look stupid in public 101
@snarkymcsnarkface1863
@snarkymcsnarkface1863 2 ай бұрын
First the man bun.... now the soybeard
@JenniferKitchens123
@JenniferKitchens123 2 ай бұрын
I thought the clip was a really weird commercial at first, perhaps employing irony. Is the guy hiding a turkey neck under there or something?
@joemammy6802
@joemammy6802 12 күн бұрын
my wife said she never wants too see me without the devils lettuce ever again, after 3 months of me waiting for a pee test🤷 she said i had too much energy n had her not walking right for almost a year...🤷
@thorlocks7818
@thorlocks7818 2 ай бұрын
DV, you sound like our parents (very intentionally I'm sure) when we were jumping of the second story roof into the bushes in the front yard.
@54MLG
@54MLG 2 ай бұрын
Personally I am all in favor of clean shaven only. Sorry DBV ! Are you trying to hide your youth guys ? Your doing a great job with beards. The dude in the reel looks ... 😂
@donnahale9426
@donnahale9426 2 ай бұрын
You make me laugh!
@squall7734
@squall7734 2 ай бұрын
This ain't got shit to do with "Devil's Lettuce", it has to do with intelligence and awareness. I have been partaking in that my entire life and I speak from experience here... Being high makes everything better but bad ideas are still bad ideas, it doesn't matter how high you get/are, it doesn't make you smarter or dumber, just more creative... Also, you come down after awhile and if you still think the bad idea is a good idea, then I'm sorry to say that that is just an idiot... Unless the goal was to appear repulsive then that's a brilliant idea. Either way, doesn't have anything to do with the devil's lettuce... Meth or crack maybe, but not marijuana... Just sayin.🤨
@Homemade-in-4-Generations
@Homemade-in-4-Generations 2 ай бұрын
It’s horrific and I call them the rinse and repeat generation because that’s all they do 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 2 ай бұрын
My 19 year old can ONLY grow hair on his neck right now and he hates it!! Him and his brother keep trying to grow a beard like their dad's but neither one has facial hair!😂😂
@snarkymcsnarkface1863
@snarkymcsnarkface1863 2 ай бұрын
The answer for this is.... Lead paint chip eating contests
@sadiecakes2284
@sadiecakes2284 2 ай бұрын
There's no blaming weed for that... That's more crackhead style 😏
@210SETX
@210SETX 2 ай бұрын
These kids have too much time on their hands!!
@mattgretty
@mattgretty 2 ай бұрын
That man has no friends.
@Darkangelofak
@Darkangelofak 2 ай бұрын
😂 when you only shave the top part of your bikini line.
@paulholmaniii9691
@paulholmaniii9691 2 ай бұрын
I used to do that beard type in 1987!
@christophercarey165
@christophercarey165 2 ай бұрын
Honestly as someone n the older side of gen z I can’t explain either. It’s absolutely hideous
@richardcook5270
@richardcook5270 26 күн бұрын
That's a good one there
@deannacrownover3
@deannacrownover3 2 ай бұрын
While I agree with the "beard" being the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time, I must disagree with it being the devil's lettuce. In true 60s GenX fashion, I've been gardening since 1979 and I've never thought a neck beard would be a good look. Not ever.
@GummyBearWA
@GummyBearWA 2 ай бұрын
Don't blame it on Gods' Greens. I'm thinking more along the lines of snacking on lead paint chips and washing it down with super glue.
@bwsimonson
@bwsimonson 2 ай бұрын
There's a new thing you almost hit on the head also! I have been in apartments lately, these kids DO NOT HAVE A MIRROR. ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE! they use their phones. NOT EVEN A MEDICINE CABINET!
@user-by1in4by4k
@user-by1in4by4k 2 ай бұрын
What the F word was he thinking
@darkangel72-ge6sc
@darkangel72-ge6sc 2 ай бұрын
That is just disgusting. I think I would have to ask if he let a 3 year old shave him or if the razor broke - then it would be if he actually thought it was a good idea to be seen by the public looking like Goofy with a reverse hair cut. The stupidity just keeps expanding, kind of like The Blob.
@Fartrellcluggins69
@Fartrellcluggins69 Ай бұрын
Dont blame weed man. I'm a heavy smoker and I don't do silly shit like this. 😂
@twistedfellow7041
@twistedfellow7041 12 күн бұрын
That is a disturbing look. I agree that he must be on something to think that looks good...
@ricileigh88
@ricileigh88 2 ай бұрын
That's worse than the chin only beard - no mustache. 😂
@gideonbeverly2516
@gideonbeverly2516 2 ай бұрын
Amen to that brother, by the way what is the devils lettuce?
@mattkrumm8141
@mattkrumm8141 Ай бұрын
Didn't Bruce Dickinson shave the left side of his face for a few shows during the Run to the hills tour?
@Pamzollman
@Pamzollman 2 ай бұрын
Are you from South Carolina? I swear I saw you today in Greenville, SC!
@joefrank627
@joefrank627 2 ай бұрын
Man I got a beard to the point my boss asks me to shave it down I'm 28 and a herbalist he ain't using this stuff I can tell yah that much hahaha😂
@aaronpitts5127
@aaronpitts5127 2 ай бұрын
NO! JUST NO! THAT'S IT!! Turn in your card. This violates more sections in the book than can be put into a comment.
@brianl8481
@brianl8481 2 ай бұрын
No unholy salads involved in this. It’s social media and clout chasing.
@Marc_donkey
@Marc_donkey 2 ай бұрын
what is that , looks like he fell asleep around the wrong person
@kimmartinSoDak
@kimmartinSoDak 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, that’s a hard no for me..
@omishimuzu
@omishimuzu 21 күн бұрын
I partake in the "devils" lettiuce and accossiating us with "those" kinds of people is insulting, the only poor choices we make is the weird shit we come up with in the kitchen lol ever mix chocolate, cinnamon and peanut butter together? Well if not dont, cinnamon DOES NOT mix with either
@josephvarno5623
@josephvarno5623 2 ай бұрын
Devil's Lettuce? No. Ideas like this come from a white powder drawn into lines. See the new peach flavored Pepsi for why doing that stuff is a bad idea.
@patriciaseldin4585
@patriciaseldin4585 2 ай бұрын
Real men don't do try this at home. Real women are not afraid of whe weed whacker or the zeroturn.
@staticinwonderland
@staticinwonderland 2 ай бұрын
It's like the UNmobius
@John-nx9hx
@John-nx9hx 2 ай бұрын
The leprechaun! ☘
@jasonlengyel1104
@jasonlengyel1104 2 ай бұрын
Weed had nothing to do with that
@NehnBellanaris
@NehnBellanaris 2 ай бұрын
At first I thought I was watching an advertisement, only for Dadbod to appear. Please tell me that is some kind of prank, and not real.
@joeymcdowell7535
@joeymcdowell7535 2 ай бұрын
That should be outlawed in man book
@SparkleLuna77
@SparkleLuna77 2 ай бұрын
Steroid infected caterpillar 😂😂😂
@JasonPowers-rw8rf
@JasonPowers-rw8rf 2 ай бұрын
Yes. GROSS!!!!!!!😮
@digitalgypsy1961
@digitalgypsy1961 2 ай бұрын
He was drinking ripple, colt 45 or MD 2020.
@steffen7478
@steffen7478 2 ай бұрын
All y'all akipping around the thing we all wanting to say, ao I'll say it. That underbeard is just padding for the balls that keep hitting him under the chin 😆
@Seven7Pain1
@Seven7Pain1 2 ай бұрын
You cant blame this on the devils lettuce some of the most famous Beards in the world are potheads I mean the Willie Nelson is the GOAT even smoke Snoop under table and he has full beard
@bridgetdebourgh5698
@bridgetdebourgh5698 2 ай бұрын
😳 Is that a thing now 😮
@jkii1105
@jkii1105 2 ай бұрын
Don't blame someone's idea or ideology on the devil's lettuce. It's not the devil's lettuce but given to us by God. The devil creates chaos ... John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. King James Version
@alyssaoconnor
@alyssaoconnor 2 ай бұрын
Amish without the side burns?
@nichol1591
@nichol1591 2 ай бұрын
I saw his beard and just went... ewww.. that looks just.. gross. Shave that off! If that catches on I will leave planet Earth..
@annablack7363
@annablack7363 2 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@dawnbrady684
@dawnbrady684 2 ай бұрын
Oh no. That is something i do not want to see again.
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