"Jealous Beast.." A True Villain Shota Aizawa x Stolen Listener ASMR Spicy Spicy Ver

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Oooookkkk So Aizawa: Trying to break me Deku: Trying to save me Me: quietly sitting there thinking of the pufferfish meme

[@xultra_violetx]

M o o d

[@thecursedknightofwisdom9618]

That's a big *_m o o d_*

[@PinkFlarity]

a u g h

[@Kitsueki]

Same. Just same.

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Omg omg omg omg OMG. IT'S HAPPENINGGGG

[@kellierambharack8177]

Aizawa: *villain* Deku: *semi-psycho* Me: *_chuckles_* "I'm in danger-"

[@EntrailBeetle]

#Mood

[@olivebrown4361]

My thanks to youall.

[@miyukixxnikki7959]

Hell yeah you are!!

[@Samuhah]

I can hear that high pitch voice saying that everytime I see that meme 😂👌

[@elijahberry204]

i read that in the voice bru-

[@z0mbiemannn]

Aizawa: “smile for the cameras” Me: *cut the cameras. D e a d a s s*

[@tristanrose4119]

Kai Cummins honestly me

[@alyxrohrman5357]

Jdjdhjdhfh-

[@ava_elaine8616]

NAJAJSJJSJS 💀💀💀💀 CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS-

[@oXTiagoXo]

GSVSIWBWVSJ YOU HAVE ME HOWLINGGGGG👏😂

[@Rosillyphilly]

Cut 🔪the👿 cameras 📷 deadass💀

[@Khaosklown]

Notifications: *villain Aizawa* All the sinners: *feral gremlin noises* Yato: *jesus Christ- look at them all*

[@Vey._.yaps_alot]

I wheezed 😂😂

[@Khaosklown]

Chandani Ramsaran It really do be like that lol

[@b344y]

Look at all those chickens

[@erinhart6466]

I'm in this post and I don't like it 😂😂😂

[@FandomHoarder]

Yato: *Look at all those chikins--*

[@evolitheeevee2836]

Criminal: We have your boyfriend Yagami yato fans: Which one

[@torixhix6194]

Criminal: M-mineta. The fans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAH

[@imthemothking]

@@torixhix6194 yep xdxdxdxd

[@xxglitchy_gachaxx6817]

Tori H THANK YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE KEEP HIM !

[@evolitheeevee2836]

@@torixhix6194 Me: Nah keep him-

[@tvstation4204]

It true though

[@karlynmeek5685]

Aizawa: *makes slurp sounds and moans* Me: those canned peaches man.... mMmMmmmMm~ **the claps start** Canned peaches goin IN the bowl

[@karolinajaramillo9487]

OMFGGG I WHEEZED😂😂😂😂

[@laylaasterisce5993]

Omg where is my inhaler I can’t breathe

[@meeshulk6589]

wow so many canned peaches, aizawa rlly loves his peaches... yep... peaches..

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

Caned peaches are really good tho

[@TheSkyward-ch4kv]

Bruh I just ate some😂😂

[@irene-dg1he]

Whenever Yagami posts Aizawa, Dabi, or Hawks - Me: Wow, this is incredible. The flavor is immaculate. Never heard anything this smooth before. The way their voice just melts in your ear is really *exquisite*. 10/10 will listen again.

[@irene-dg1he]

the husky voice literally always has me catching feelings i swear

[@Rrougenoir]

*chefs kiss* e X q U i S i T e

[@lustiepolaris9739]

Saaaame!!~

[@harmonium5495]

Best Yelp review ever.

[@miyukixxnikki7959]

😂😍

[@alanaantonsen5582]

Aizawa: maybe you like hat Stockholm thing Listener: shit he’s catching on

[@alyssa2304]

*insert Patrick meme* WEE WOOO WEEEE WOOOO

[@just_a_simp_edits]

We have Stockholm Sydrom

[@indecisivesimp-leton6236]

Well damm

[@kiranara9423]

𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙥- ｗｏｒｔｈ ｉｔ

[@himikotogasyoungerbrotherp6512]

**R u n s a w a y s c r e e c h i n g**

[@jennifermcalinden3044]

By now we the listener are now regulated to “princess peach trope”. ‘Dear diary, yet again I have been kidnapped by the villain. I hope this one has some decent tea this time.’

[@YagamiYato]

Honestly >:3 gonna so make more badass listeners coming up, this one just sort of fit the situation

[@RABBiD_R.K.]

This is why I bring my own Want some hon? ☕_(👁️👄👁️ )

[@jennifermcalinden3044]

Yes thank you ☕️ 😊

[@olivebrown4361]

What is happening!!!!!

[@jynx5575]

TEACHER PETS

[@riceballthecat957]

Me: Daddy? Literally any fatherly figure in my life: Do I look-

[@shoutaaizawa5273]

I'll adopt you from the burning trashcan known as endeavor

[@riceballthecat957]

Shouta Aizawa Thank you father

[@shoutaaizawa5273]

@@riceballthecat957 no problem son. Now lwts go get some cold soba togeather k?

[@riceballthecat957]

Shouta Aizawa *happy crying* Yes please

[@Mossboo]

@@shoutaaizawa5273 *sad * i want soba ..... and mochi 😥😥😥

[@takashi7060]

Aizawa: "kill the entire classroom" Me : Wh Izuku: it was self defense Me: shocked Pikachu meme

[@maes9856]

I'm pretty sure that's what Denki looked like, yeah-

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

Nice

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

'*insert meme here*'

[@Jeremy-ng8xw]

That was not self defense that was jealously or just for the hell of it.

[@coziichiropteran2628]

"""SeLf dEfEnSe"""

[@lillyannbisnette6758]

He really just said "oh is that your girl? Welp she's mine now " Edit:OML THANK YOU FOR THE 255 LIKES!!! Edit:4 years later and THANK YOU FOR 392 LIKES 🖤🖤

[@imatcpell1987]

Snatch

[@decreasethedespence8493]

Meme:oh that was your girl I though t I recuni her

[@baddieb4658]

@@cheesy5651 literally. steal yo girl.

[@aikokagura2327]

Hes Mr. take your bish,

[@PansexualSayla]

Make that the 392nd like here!

[@42spideys]

Aizawa: *has entered the villain side* Hawks: hey Todoroki: want some soba? Bakugou: die Deku: *life is a lie*

[@ninaaaaishere]

I l o v e this!

[@kaidreams6368]

Deku is a mood

[@rubee_buzz]

fr

[@malachitemalice]

ItS a LiE

[@Kyle-e8q]

dad is that you?

[@itsaphr0d1te]

Aizawa: *your mine* Me: *has a PTSD, remembering the seagulls in Nemo*

[@Faythless11204]

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

[@Jeremy-ng8xw]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[@dreamwish286]

THE MINE BIRDS OH NO

[@deaththekid6820]

MiNe MiNe MiNe MiNe MiNe MiNe{continues saying mine}

[@laylabolayog537]

MINE

[@rennXenn]

Im actually just on my bed reading the comments instead of listening to the audio, and I’m on the verge of tears of joy from this cursed community...

[@Rrougenoir]

Your name is- Amazing

[@rennXenn]

•Fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget• REE THANK YOU LMAO

[@EntrailBeetle]

Oof. Almost same, but I still be listening.

[@lustiepolaris9739]

@@rennXenn Your profile name is majestic as fuck, bro. 11/10.

[@rennXenn]

Lustie Polaris thank you thank you, i strive for perfection~😌

[@addy0349]

Aizawa: " like the other dolls." Me: there were.. others..? 🥺🥺💔

[@dayummilooklikemonalisarn318]

HeArT BeEn BrOke So MaNy TiMeS IIIII DoNt KnOw WhAT To BELIEEVEE😪😪😪

[@solangelo707]

I'm going back to the psychopath 😤✌️

[@-SapphireRose-]

Top 10 anime betrayal

[@austinalive7555]

Hes a cheater🤺

[@-SapphireRose-]

Top ten anime betrayals

[@niconiconicaps7600]

Aizawa: *not giving a frick* Izuku: *activates quirk: TEARS*

[@oikawasmilkbread-9732]

Niconico Nicaps facts..... facts 😂😭

[@HackJax]

Is that the spazulin au (I don’t give a frick about spelling)

[@Spoon-d4f]

Its not very effective

[@novarayne9388]

THIS. THIS IS THE COMMENT. THIS IS WHAT SUMS UP MIDORIYA'S REAL QUIRK. THANKYOU

[@anastasia1031]

Omg😂😂DYING 😂😂

[@hitoshishinsou1978]

"Smile for the camera~" **Remembers Izuku is watching** KDHKSBDKCJPSHSJOFHF AIZAWA NO

[@FandomHoarder]

Shinsou what are you doing here this is your *d a d*

[@daniel.86]

I CANT SMILE FOR THE CAMERA IM TOO EMBARASSED- DEKU IS WATCHING I CANT A CK YIKES 🌚

[@hitoshishinsou1978]

@@FandomHoarder good question... *Sweet home Alabama*

[@library.collective]

Aizawa: Aizawa yes

[@gigizinhas2469]

He's your dad man...

[@wkkowrld]

Aizawa: Do you want me to kill you and put you out of your misery or do you want him to do it? Me: *what if I kill myself-*

[@YouNeedtoRaiseSomeBread]

#Mood

[@denkikaminari4826]

Damn-

[@YikersTM]

I prefer ty o call it self check out instead of suicide

[@karmaakabane4419]

Okay okay listen to this. What if...I kill both of them?

[@Kae_berich]

@@karmaakabane4419 Sounds like a good idea.

[@popsocket6885]

"Smile for the camera~" Deku: **angry brocolli noises**

[@antoniinas]

Aizawa: “I can do things by the book.. Me: IF YOU DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK-

[@YagamiYato]

Yes !! You understand me!!

[@present_mic8425]

🎵THEN YOU'LL HAVE A CAKE🎵

[@denkikaminari3361]

Cuz you know that I love cake! 😁♥️🌹🍰

[@bayleejones146]

Then you’ll have a...BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

[@shotaaizawa7785]

**blinks**

[@user-nh4ox6rg8q]

Him: call me daddy ~ Me: in peppa pig voice DaDDeY

[@fjster9108]

Çrūśtÿ Shigaraki Tomura AHAHAHAHA IM CRYING-

[@Moonshroom_0]

I DIED AT THIS OML😂😂💀💀💀 ITS 1:04 AM AND I JUST PROB WOKE UP MY WHOLE FAMILY TO ME SINNING DANG IT 😂

[@proxyshadoww4154]

1:47am now ayeee wassup xD

[@evolitheeevee2836]

OH YES DADDY-

[@tjtheawesome123]

AHAHHAAHHAHAHA

[@daisylavette8110]

Am I the only one who kept blushing whenever daddy- I mean Aizawa laughed? Nobody? Just me?

[@RShonta]

He's got a sexy evil laugh!

[@daisylavette8110]

GleamEyes It sends shivers down my spine!

[@karolinajaramillo9487]

Nope, you're not the only one 😂😂

[@daisylavette8110]

Tamaki Amajiki Tamaki! My adorable bundle, how are you?

[@daisylavette8110]

Tamaki Amajiki my little bun. I’m happy then.

[@jinamcclain6134]

Aizawa: I wanna make you mine. Me: *YOU CAN TAKE ME* Aizawa: I’m gonna make you love me wether you like it or not. Me: *WAAAAY AHEAD OF YOU.*

[@hellensantos2889]

Aizawa: hey Kitty Me: BUT MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL

[@newby8866]

AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISNT RATIONAL

[@tojigg2510]

Mama Please Don't Cry I Will Be Alright

[@007Teleporter]

And this love isn't rational its physical mama please don't cry I will be alright always in this aside can't deny love the guy

[@oikawasmilkbread-9732]

Ellie San literally my impression of reading this comment * snaps “ oh that true “ * lmao 😂😂

[@giada5028]

Izuku Midoriya IZUKU NOO

[@blizzardscreates2312]

No way.... Aizawa did not just finesse deku’s girl.... eye-

[@valentinaschechtervs]

Blizzards Creates I wasn’t dekus girl anyway🤪

[@morrowzoranov]

well- dude in my case but yuP-

[@tommietina]

He would finesse everyone’s girl no cap he would just take them with his scarf 😹

[@b4tling]

I mean- I'm all for it either way 🤷 They're both fine as hell so I honestly don't mind ;)

[@izukumidoriya3527]

He can tie me up anytime😩

[@noonespecial4985]

Aizawa: “what if were to give them back in pieces?” me: *“cUT THe cAMErAS- DEADaSs-!”*

[@shotaaizawa7785]

**blinks**

[@shotaaizawa7785]

Amari Loving I’m confused-

[@Chan-Chan-Frying-Pan]

Deadass I was dancing and laughing until he said that. I was like WhO mE?!

[@tendosatori4098]

I’m dead

[@iidatenya9027]

Lmao yes

[@janessadickey8890]

Aizawa: *slurping* Me: ooh 🤭 Aizawa: *”clapping”* Me: oop- 😳

[@แองจี้-ฟ9ฎ]

And deku just watching 👤 "Tf?"

[@vitya00kr4]

I- okauy~

[@ena9330]

@@แองจี้-ฟ9ฎ I completely fucking forgot about him 🗿

[@Tengensfourthwife763]

bye the way what is the clapping? are we playing the drums?

[@unknown-vs1id]

@@ena9330 me too ☠️

[@tsun_.04]

Aizawa: Runs Up To Me Me: Daddy...? Aizawa: DO I LOOK LIKE YO-

[@tsun_.04]

@Lyric Stark XD

[@egnoc4508]

YES

[@ninja-catplaysminecraft]

I- don't know I- don't smile

[@iidatenya9027]

Yes yes you do lol

[@kastukibakugou.]

I-YES YES YOU DO AIZAWA!!!

[@its_Vampyre]

Aizawa: when will you learn WHEN WILL YOU LEARN *THAT YOUR ACTION HAVE CONSEQUENCES*

[@greengirlnextdoor9012]

XDD

[@cheshirecat._.1019]

Me: pUnIsH mE dAdDy

[@its_Vampyre]

@@cheshirecat._.1019 kinky

[@cheshirecat._.1019]

Lucky Tentetsu I mean.... yeah....

[@tylerhernandez2401]

*me knowing that its gonna end up on getting my guts rearranged*...IM A BAD BIT-

[@Natalie66796]

My FBI agent is probably having a field day going through my search history XD

[@cxcaineglow]

....why is a character from another fandom here- go back to ayano

[@Thelorenzgod]

@@cxcaineglow Aizawa- Why are you here 0.0

[@klarissasparks5386]

Dude so true😂😂

[@tetothegodofgames4182]

Lmaaao This Comments hahahahaha

[@Natalie66796]

@@cxcaineglow But she`s scary, I don`t wanna go back to her T.T

[@mepthesheep7319]

My cute little kitty cat My cat: *actually comes to me* Me: did u just summon my cat????

[@AcidInk404]

Are you telling me you listen to this OUT LOUD?!

[@MochiCat-]

@@AcidInk404 he/she probably lives alone

[@Snapelokigurl]

lol

[@cutepandagirl8521]

I am preparing myself for the moment that the listener “accidentally” or “jokingly” calls Aizawa daddy and i fall deeper down this rabbit hole.

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

Oh god, everyone with the ddlg kink are going to freak😳

[@shiseikatsu2516]

jesus why must you say this 😭

[@shotaaizawa7785]

I don’t mind being called daddy- **blinks**

[@pineapplep1897]

Shota Aizawa why are you here listening to yourself?

[@shotaaizawa7785]

Pineapple p I sound sexy-

[@CloudxdEclipse]

Am I the only one realizing that midoryia is being forced to watch his ex have sex with his ex teacher... (Edit) this is the most likes I've ever gotten Jesus...thanks (Edit2) we need six more likes and this will be curse (Edit 3) dear god people I'm almost at 1000 likes y'all gonna make me cry

[@FandomHoarder]

O Oh Oh no

[@CloudxdEclipse]

@@FandomHoarder exactly

[@_peachydreams_3941]

Oh. OH. oH FUCK-

[@oikawasmilkbread-9732]

I can’t breathe oh shiii I’m dyin😂😂💀

[@CloudxdEclipse]

@@_peachydreams_3941 my exact thoughts my dude

[@wwolfswag]

He may not be my dad.... But I still call him daddy-

[@sunniethesimp5674]

HoLd uP

[@wwolfswag]

@@sunniethesimp5674 AyYyY

[@decaywhore7300]

Why are you kids like this

[@wwolfswag]

@@decaywhore7300 honestly I don't know

[@denkikaminari4826]

Oh fuck

[@myabazan-ransom797]

“What if I gave them back in pieces?” Me: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today😓

[@Nimatoir]

*I choked on my pomegranate-*

[@markandsydnibates70]

💀💀

[@midnightskies19]

​@@Nimatoir DONATE 😡😡 please. I love pomegranate :(

[@Nimatoir]

@@midnightskies19 Sorry, I ate it 3 years ago 😔

[@midnightskies19]

@@Nimatoir dang. We're going shopping 🛒

[@cyb3r_p01s0n]

Aizawa: He was just going to kill you. Me: Why do you think I even started dating him?

[@bexphantomhive3097]

You have a point

[@problemchild6260]

I ship you and midoriya, but you good bro?

[@cyb3r_p01s0n]

@@problemchild6260 haha, no-

[@problemchild6260]

@@cyb3r_p01s0n me either....

[@myrinya768]

shoto.. nO-

[@ninaaaaishere]

Here! 31:00 *Y 'a l l n a s t y*

[@Sunny-gw3fj]

*W E D O N T C A R E A N Y M O R E W E A R E S I N N E R S*

[@ninaaaaishere]

@@Sunny-gw3fj Sin is not in my vocab.

[@Sunny-gw3fj]

@@ninaaaaishere I get it sorry

[@ninaaaaishere]

@@Sunny-gw3fj Nah. It's Gucci.😋

[@laylacotto6666]

Why thank u I take that as a compliment 😝😝😝

[@strxb3rry_bl0nd33]

Aizawa: “That’s the difference between a villain and a psychopath, I know how to treat my victims.” *SANGWOO WILL REMEMBER THAT*

[@amytryba3464]

I Was just watching KS, and then saw this and I- _is it fine that I’m laughing..?_

[@strxb3rry_bl0nd33]

Amy Tryba Yes. Yes it is.

[@shelbyconners2127]

It's at 69 likes your welcome

[@strxb3rry_bl0nd33]

Shelby Conners thank you

[@tendosatori4098]

😳😳😳

[@kenmakozume6494]

*slides this your way* 33:00 it’s clap clap for you sinners 😏

[@RandomRiniGrace]

Kenma??

[@kenmakozume6494]

@@RandomRiniGrace kiyoko-? why are you here

[@RandomRiniGrace]

@@kenmakozume6494 I should be asking you the same thing kenma-san

[@ayafox58]

Why are you both here?

[@RandomRiniGrace]

@@ayafox58 I was bored, and this popped up on my fyp

[@cherribomb5422]

30:45 Here you go you little wingnuts

[@alistair5537]

Ok Iida thank you for your generosity :>

[@cherribomb5422]

@@alistair5537 As Class Rep, it is my duty to make sure my friends are happy!

[@anuninterestingcottonball4533]

HOW

[@screendemon2151]

*bows down* everyone bow done now

[@KXRKY]

Alright Sammich detector

[@goob1354]

“Another day, another wasted talent” Bro how tf did you know I gave up on art-

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

Hands?

[@chaosinthestars8280]

I call it "Bold and Brash!" more like "Belongs in the Trash..." Lmfao! I fucking had too...I read this and that's the first thing that came to mind lol

[@goob1354]

@Lyric Stark lol thank you but i just throw little fits every once and a while where i think im gonna quit art forever but i eventually go back. but same goes for you, never ever give up on something that makes you feel good! thanks again for your concern,

[@ani-shea]

Me: Minding my own business *sees notification* My brain: Don't say it, don't say it Me: MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL

[@ryn4567]

XD

[@Mossboo]

That's the best comment I've seen all day🤣🤣🤣

[@marina_moro]

AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL, IT'S PHYSICAL

[@ryn4567]

Mama please dont cry I will be alright

[@Azerus_]

All reasons aside I just can't deny I love the guy

[@amarisknox5660]

Imagine your teacher just stealing your girlfriend lol

[@expiredtoenails6090]

yeah what a loser

[@oneofmanyphilzachildren1052]

He said let me snach yo bitch boo thanks 💅

[@lemontea276]

BYE-

[@sketchygamer000]

That would....fucking make me so uncomfortable and beat my sensei’s ass if they touch my sweet baby cakes!!!

[@decreasethedespence8493]

Suck to be them

[@mysryuza]

"Kitty cat" Me: **Dies from kink**

[@juiiQt]

MEEEEE

[@shellzybleh3692]

SAMMME

[@willowcowan3049]

me with my 10,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kinks

[@tokyoishappy]

SAMEEEEEE

[@ziah1126]

fr

[@sushi1482]

You’ve been hit by YOUVE BEEN HIT BY *A SMOOTH CRIMINAL* * dances awkwardly *

[@SairinEarthsea]

*aggressively dances discordantly*

[@mckenzieweast2290]

you read my mind

[@yourlocalkenos6147]

You remind me of spoof my friend on roblox

[@jinamcclain6134]

joins awkward dancing

[@yourlocalkenos6147]

(Plays kazoo smooth crimminal)

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

Aizawa: its over deku, i have the high ground Deku: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Me: *eats popcorn*

[@amytryba3464]

Roses are red The Death Star is round, It’s over Anakin I have the high ground

[@whateveridc5761]

Same bro🤣🤣🤣

[@galaxyhope5824]

HEY!!! You going to share the popcorn or what.😂😊

[@Ur_momsbf]

Hey y'all 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 Take one

[@leia536]

Lol my name is leia I’m named after princess leia and ooof when I saw this comment I can’t stop laughing

[@jupitertea6763]

Aizawa: *scary noises* my mind: "CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME"

[@Bananyaexe]

*hears the police sirens* Me: Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do they come for you? Bad boys bad boys~

[@denkikaminari4826]

Ayeeeeeee

[@ryn4567]

XD

[@Bananyaexe]

@@denkikaminari4826 ayeeeeeeeee

[@keeleemurray7175]

*headbob intensifies*

[@Bananyaexe]

@@keeleemurray7175 *joins in headbob*

[@KC-xg7gs]

Is it bad that I'm torn between falling for Aizawa and wanting to stay loyal to Deku? I mean, on one hand there is the possibility of being killed the moment the insane broccoli feels the itch to get himself a new doll... but on the other hand, Aizawa here literally doped us up with drugs so he could have his way...

[@wonari6702]

Nah I feel the same way as you do

[@RShonta]

Tough choice but I'd go with the guy who didn't carve his name in my arm.

[@yourlostdignity6974]

This is why we Stan villain Todoroki. . . . . . It's just normal Todo but they doubled his medication-

[@KC-xg7gs]

@@yourlostdignity6974 If I have to choose a villain... I'll go with either Todo, Kiri, Tamaki, or Dabi.

[@tetothegodofgames4182]

Aizawa could do anything to me. I would go with him Oof XD

[@RinSHARKMatsuoka]

That moment when u realize your boyfriend looks like aizawa Ian: why r u looking at me like that Me: hehehe I found my aizawa (throws a yellow sleeping bag at him)

[@n.a.houston8721]

Lol, If only mine would grow his hair out.

[@valentinaschechtervs]

so where did you get him?

[@lifewitnkas]

Mine is letting his hair grow oop-

[@denise373]

Is your boyfriend single? KDHDHS

[@LoreTheRacoon]

Same here gods forbid if he ever finds out I'm screwed

[@azrielhendricks1802]

Deku: "They'll never betray me!!" Everyone: No promises there B I mean look at this fine man- Aizawa: Huh-?

[@alexajederan7227]

Wow, Shouta makes a really scary villain! Not scarier than Deku, tho. Deku is the mos f*cked up villain in your villain AU. Okay, Tamaki is a close second, but he is more like a ghoul to me.

[@SairinEarthsea]

You should see/hear yandere Deku by Akira dubs.

[@alexajederan7227]

@@SairinEarthsea I have already had... They are on the same level of creepy.

[@xxglitchy_gachaxx6817]

Yagami : Post villain Deku * Me : I’m ready for this I’m ready -5 minutes later- Me : Don’t mind me Ima just grab my stuff and leave

[@CupNany]

*JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL-*

[@b344y]

He clearly doesn't know how to drive

[@CupNany]

@@b344y yeah . . . . . . *SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL*

[@kirbywithaknife231]

@@CupNany TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS

[@Jeremy-ng8xw]

Jesus take you and that bible and go to haven, I'm a child of Satan.

[@호리와료]

@@Jeremy-ng8xw you're right

[@tsundere_weeb-o-3754]

Dadzawa: *starts doing NAUGTY things* Me: *casually drops phone on face*

[@semyah1468]

Underrated comment ⬆️

[@Nimatoir]

Still underrated comment ⬆

[@weebsis_gacha9070]

*STILL* underrated comment--

[@YourMissingFather]

STILL underrated comment ⬆️

[@kitanalara8814]

Still underrated comment

[@alyxrohrman5357]

Aizawa: trying to break me Deku: I’m gOnNa KiLl u!!!! Aizawa: “why don’t u stab urself” Me: **pretending to be asleep on the floor to go with the story line** 👁👄👁

[@jimmythejimmyest7925]

Also me on the floor with you: ♂️👁_👁💧

[@jimmythejimmyest7925]

@Calliope Seiler no soon when they are done ;-;"♂️

[@Nyahh.209]

lol

[@shootingstar5247]

Me also on the ground: Why does he have all of us? Also, has anyone got a quirk that can help us out?

[@shootingstar5247]

@Calliope Seiler that could be very useful. My quirk isn't very useful in this situation. If we wanna escape you have to spray Aizawa and Izuku with water and if they chase us, zap 'em. At worst it won't work. At best they'll both be knocked out.

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Me: you looking for a STUD? I already have the STD, all I need is U. 💕😎🤦‍♂️

[@whataboutjoemama]

This is gold

[@sunniethesimp5674]

@@whataboutjoemama 😂😂😂

[@rakanthecharmer3677]

@@sunniethesimp5674 Jirou....Why are you here?

[@CryBaby-iv6nb]

1. Actual gold 2. You an actual stud cause i'd kill for a stud gf 👀

[@sunniethesimp5674]

@@rakanthecharmer3677 yes

[@sapphosdescendants3997]

"Self-Defense doesn't kill an entire classroom" ...I hope he's talking about 1-B, because if Iida is dead you can be sure I'll Recipro Burst Deku's ass :/

[@kitanalara8814]

SAMEEEEEEE

[@just_a_simp_edits]

✨İida protection squad assemble✨

[@TheCrimsonCrew78]

I am getting my hero costume

[@ani-shea]

*Hears Villian! Deku* Me: *Chuckles* I'm in danger

[@mnop2549]

In Dora voice: Haha I'm in danger, can you say danger?

[@grimwrath3126]

Deku: "You don't actually think they'll betray me!" Me, a hardcore Aizawa stan: Uhhhhhhhhhh no promises?

[@ivx4363]

BAHAHAHAH

[@Nova_paws14]

FR I love villain Midoriya but I’ll always choose Aizawa and hawks over him lol 😅

[@newby8866]

Day 4 of asking Yagami for a Omake Me: Jotting down notes Yagami: Hey~ Me: Yato I’m writing down notes Yagami: Villan Aizawa Me: WhO NeEDs TO LeARN ANyWays???? 30:00 UwU this is for you

[@koutaruobokuto1170]

Ketmu M ThAnK YoU!!!!

[@kirishimasfemaleform407]

Thank you friend -w-

[@yogurt1258]

uWu💕

[@mieowmiu]

UWU

[@thisisrapeiamsuing3549]

OwO

[@MimiZS]

Aizawa: *Now I’m not telling you to cheat on anyone* Me: *Oh Okay* Me again: *Wait then why is it a Sammich have we finally Betrayed Midoriya?*

[@myratsensesaretingiling7678]

Me: *Listening to Back from the dead by skillet* Yagami: This beitch empty *YEET* Me: *Gets hit in the forehead* WTF!- Also me: *BACK FROM THE DEAD TONIGHT*

[@SairinEarthsea]

I have Shook by Thousand foot crutch stuck in my head.

[@myratsensesaretingiling7678]

Sarin Earthsea I have courtesy call by Thousand Foot Krunch

[@neodream143]

“self defense doesn’t murder an entire classroom” HOLY SHIZ WHEN I TELL U MY JAW DROPPED -

[@Jujugarcia08]

SAME THO-

[@MusicLife948]

SAME BRO I DIDN'T EXPECT IT

[@Angie.Lee0984]

I died when I heard that, I had to pause my video

[@annasholar91]

wait so that means....Kiri!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bakugou_kirishima_is_mycomfort]

​@@annasholar91I know I know it's okay 😭😭

[@nuttinles5354]

The weird thing that is.making me question this so much is: If this is deku's girlfriend then what about Aizawa's girlfriend DOES THAT MEAN AIZAWA IS CHEATING ON US WITH OURSELF?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?! SOMEONE HELP ME OUT HERE

[@SairinEarthsea]

It might be a different villian Aizawa au. The previous villian Aizawa was pretty much Robin Hood, taking expensive things to sell them and give that money to the poor. This villian Aizawa isn't hiding and is using a private jet. He also mentioned taking out other villians so he could rule the world and hinted that he's been collecting a harem of people (probably by drugging) including the lovers of the villians he defeated.

[@saron-4789]

No no Deku killed Aizawa's friends and most likely us as well which now that he steals from Deku it make sense after all, Aizawa lost all of his close ones it would only make it fair that he takes Deku's lover (The Listener) but this is just what I think.

[@just.a.walking.blueberry8306]

True vilain not gentle thieft different au

[@crochet_and_stuff3810]

We r 2 different people

[@indecisivesimp-leton6236]

I like to think that each have their own listener and they get together once a month to talk about their boyfriends Seeing as we are listener we have different universes

[@zilithbasham1683]

Them: *fighting over me* Me: Where did y'all standards go? You know I don't know who to choose. Aizawa or Midoriya.?

[@mistyrose04]

Aizawa for sure, sorry deku

[@joesphjoeastar6024]

I'm going for fat gum 👁️👅👁️💅🏽

[@amol3683]

How about Both 😈

[@mistyrose04]

@@gingerbreadgooger9767 its a sign

[@mistyrose04]

@@gingerbreadgooger9767 follow the sign

[@adominationn]

*stolen listener* Me: Who the hell said I was *taken?*

[@YikersTM]

ME

[@SairinEarthsea]

We definitely were "taken" in another way.

[@denkikaminari3361]

Are you dating Deku,....

[@hisokamorrow6749]

@@denkikaminari3361 I thought he was dating kirishima???

[@peacewastheonlyoptionandye9025]

@@YikersTM noice

[@ranboowithnobrim3948]

Aizawa: *kidnaps me* Me chilling why he threatens my life: “Why don’t we just *R E L A X* turn on the *R A D I O ?* Do you want *A M* or *F M ?* “

[@shootingstar5247]

You know what this means? TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!

[@brinneboo6639]

This whole thing made my day-

[@sunniethesimp5674]

I HAD SOMETHING TO COMMENTTTT AND NOW MY MIND IS NEGLECTING TO REMEMBER WHAT IT WASSS

[@alistair5537]

Big mood tho

[@denkikaminari4826]

Oof

[@screendemon2151]

Why the Hell is Kyouka and Denki

[@sunniethesimp5674]

@@screendemon2151 because we have nothing else to do in lifeeeee

[@denkikaminari4826]

@@sunniethesimp5674 trueee👌👌👌👏👏👏

[@spicystxrrs]

Aizawa: trying to keep me with him Deku: trying to save me Me: *so am I getting the good succ or nah?*

[@b344y]

LMMMFFFAAAAOOOO IM FUCKEN DEAADD

[@sleepyghost6621]

it really be like that tho😭😂

[@karlynmeek5685]

So no head?

[@Rrougenoir]

@@karlynmeek5685 *smashes phone on the floor*

[@spicystxrrs]

@@Rrougenoir *stomps on skate board*

[@aizawaskitten420]

**Immediately stops working and puts on headphones** I have SINNED...

[@michiyolunara5807]

Mood

[@evolitheeevee2836]

"Forgive me father. For I have sinned." -Jaidenanimations

[@paowsat]

fOR I HAVE SINNED

[@eunieceyyy]

aizawa: another day.. me: *ANOTHER SLAY*

[@Eijrou_kirishima]

Another day another slay moonsheka did your hair today

[@_kenn]

PERIOD 🤪

[@riku_chan]

Period!

[@eternal9453]

PERIOD

[@Mileycut]

I LITTERALLY SAID THAT 😭😭😭

[@dehydrated_13]

“You’ll be mine til the day you die” me: so we’ll be like a cute married old couple with a small house next to the seaside? Wait in like 40 years or something and we’re all still here will there be audios with listener and the character as old seniors?

[@SairinEarthsea]

With two cats in the yard.

[@dehydrated_13]

Sarin Earthsea and a cute little blind hamster named Winfrey

[@blind0demon]

Omg yes 😂

[@FandomHoarder]

:OOO

[@dyzlexy]

wHOA-

[@elliot_thelemon5495]

*Sitting next to deku while he is talking to Aizawa on the phone * Me*hears his laugh😕* *2 minutes later still laughing through the phone* Me*finished making popcorn * Aizawa*still laughing* Me...ZzzzzzZzz! I'm awake oh I slept for 2 hours..THE HELL U NOT DONE??

[@crayd1ey]

What timestamp?

[@gibunpa]

got one of those batman laughs

[@crayd1ey]

What timestamp?

[@ViscousDom]

I noticed how long he was laughing too 💀💀💀💀

[@ViscousDom]

i am so sorry 1:11

[@Kapuriisun]

I was literally listening to 7 rings and I accidentally clicked on this not knowing what it was then I saw that it was Yagami and literally I literally have no regrets!

[@AstroHaze999]

Everyone liking the audio* Me: *literally loving the art and audio*

[@lucyhowley5645]

Sameee😅

[@rustypotatos9669]

First off: Needles are a no no Secondly: GIRLS, GIRLS, YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY. CAN I GO HOME NOW?

[@oneofmanyphilzachildren1052]

You just reminded me of "I ant never seen two pretty best friends

[@ariesuwu8822]

Megamind reference time XDDDD also I agree, I am gettin that vibe XDDDD

[@brinneboo6639]

Yessssssssss

[@randomtrash579]

If u have hw it’s around here 33:30

[@LeLordCheez-Its]

Who needs hw

[@randomtrash579]

Sandra Paz I mean like *no one tbh*

[@missingsock1888]

Ah yes thank you fellow sonner

[@BriannaVillanella]

Mmm I just went to that and when I started it all I herd was 👏👏👏 hahah true

[@lustiepolaris9739]

MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!! Also, if you don't mind my asking, could you maybe do an audio with Twice? I'm curious to see how you'd portray him.

[@kaisoo2556]

Aizawa: you're not his first doll Me: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@krolkabowowo7158]

Me: *WHAT DID U INJECT?* Aizawa: Thats a little secret ill never tell. U know u love me

[@denkikaminari3361]

Was it seratonin, dopamine and oxytocin🖤

[@juliacollins2061]

Probably an enzyme blocker, that contained love pheromones and a muscle relaxer to make the listener submit to him because if you pay attention he says the word “inhibitor” so he basically gave us a strong concoction of drugs

[@krolkabowowo7158]

@@juliacollins2061 well i did ask... But it was for the joke bc i knew it was drugs of some sort and frickin strong at that XD

[@meihatsume6486]

Dude I legit would’ve seen the needle and gone into fight or flight mode, like that shit’s scary

[@wolfybuterfly8924]

I'm pretty sure it was aphrodisiaque (I'm not sure haw you said it in english but it it how you say it in french (and yes I'm french))

[@xiomaraortega1351]

While listening to this I almost get Joker vibes- Aizawa: *WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY-*

[@shootingstar5247]

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[@sleepymoth6607]

Me in bed : I have not slept in two days i- My phone : heeyyyyyy it's a yagami yato video (*❛‿❛) Me : Whats sleep again ??

[@LeLordCheez-Its]

I dont know, what is it?

[@arimay3829]

Harlie-Mae Studios *** what is this “sleep”? I only know coffee

[@fruityinsomniacpebble5691]

"I don't know about sleep, it's summer time!" "Go to bed" "Oh, she caught me😔"

[@beautifulpoison5377]

These aizawa audios make me speechles like damn his voice. The shock when the clapping starts is monumental

[@jerinaelliott9600]

(MHA)...

[@annekenewton7871]

Hahaha dat is true

[@missmaam2418]

Homework? Don’t know Sleep? Never heard of it God? Disappointed Satan? Proud Parents? Disappointed Me? Disowned This meme? Overused

[@proxyshadoww4154]

Hotel? Trivago

[@sheldon1016]

@@proxyshadoww4154 I was gonna say that -_-

[@Nimatoir]

@@proxyshadoww4154 *DAMN IT!*

[@proxyshadoww4154]

@@Nimatoir >:)

[@firepeach4801]

Hotel trivago ✨

[@ShotoTodoroki-jk7nw]

Me, casually being depressed: 😶 Yagami: Um....no. **throws this at me** Me:... *OKAY THEN-*

[@denkikaminari4826]

Oof-

[@izukumidoryia7620]

Don’t be depressed uwu Because I am here!!!

[@rakanthecharmer3677]

Why....are you three here? Listening to your teacher?

[@izukumidoryia7620]

@Hizashi Yamada -.......Mineta

[@katsukibakugo9586]

...

[@Kitsueki]

Omfg Yato... i- This video had me on the edge of my seat. My heart was pounding. Holy-- your voice acting is impeccable. I just wanted you to know your so freaking talented 😭❤❤❤ and I appreciate all you do :3 (sorry if this is long and sappy)

[@YagamiYato]

Aww you ;; thank you for the kindness c: I will try and keep improving c:

[@Kitsueki]

@@YagamiYato np you deserve it! and your content is always amazing :3 but I like how u strive to be better ❤

[@Kitsueki]

@@YagamiYato also, I noticed how i don't thank u enough or show u that you've done well (feedback) xx

[@animecosplaygirl13]

Deku: give me back my doll! Me: DEKU PLEASE! NO INTERRUPTIONS! -runs to aizawa willingly-

[@mistyrose04]

Same!!

[@morganmiser]

Damn straight i will run to mr sexy ass aizawa any day

[@viccyfilmandmusic]

32:30 *squelchy sucking noises* Do you need a straw? O_o.

[@JenWhitehead]

😂 Do you need a straw or sum’ Aizawa?

[@joemomma9657]

IT SOUNDS LIKE HES TRYING TO SPIT

[@Ezrx7]

💀💀

[@avakintruly8894]

eri chan eri baby what you doing here

[@mamamarz2190]

I THOUGHT HE WAS EATING JELLO OR ORANGES OR SOMETHING-

[@CorgiCorgi]

*parents arguing* *yato posts* *me: :D*

[@screendemon2151]

*Happiness noise*

[@cake.plush0294]

@Pax 12 Gacha * Makes Happy Noises with u * ^^

[@cake.plush0294]

@ Corgi corgi Same I wish This Existed in those Dark Times

[@screendemon2151]

Lindsey Martinez same here sadly TwT

[@iwaswrongiwillneverposther6248]

Parents fighting all the time is pure hell, just know it'll stop eventually, my dude. And if it doesn't? Fuck em.

[@hopelessrunaway9597]

Me: *about to go to color guard practice* Sees yagami post Me: *yeah I have to cancel*

[@bakedpotato6952]

I never related something so hard in my life

[@amaraonmars]

what do you spin ?

[@camwindthuggishanimates7076]

Whooop!!! Color Guard! Yeahhh! I was a Drill Team Gal myself! Hey there fellow ROTC Goer!

[@spadewolf5976]

Me but with marching band camp instead

[@cipherphillips4229]

Oh my fucking good, if I was still in band, I would dead ass do that

[@pasteldreams7417]

Aizawa: *slurping noise* “or.. something along those lines~” Me:..*laughs nervously while a blushing disaster and nosebleeds*

[@shototodoroki9516]

I mean damn got it guess 🙎🏻

[@I-will-make-you-eyes-scream]

@@shototodoroki9516 Shoto tf you doing here?

[@becauseican4913]

Same

[@breechii2506]

Aizawa: Is hero or “defender of the law” Also Aizawa: *is in his 30’s* Me: *I s c a s u a l l y 1 4*

[@thecursedknightofwisdom9618]

Me sitting at the age of 13: *_HMMMMM_*

[@denkikaminari4826]

FBI OPEN UP-

[@Clevoliver]

Underaged stuff is wack

[@f41ry22]

I don't understand why ppl think your 30s is o l d 🗿 Edit:yall ian say it was legal and i dont think it is. i was just saying how ppl talk of ppl in their 30s like their old or smth they *just* left their 20s lol-

[@YikersTM]

@@denkikaminari4826 OH SHIT-

[@Natsuky66]

Aizawa *mutes call with Deku and turns back to me* Me *flips my hair dramatically with guitar solo on the background* So...I guess now I'm your next victim, right?

[@heatherbaker5687]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaithetransguy7295]

Nice nice

[@crystaldrake7505]

Aizawa and midoriya talking about the listener. Me: sitting quietly thinking about Bakugou. Aizawa: self defense doesn't make you kill a class. Me: wait does that mean he killed my angry Pomeranian. My friend: umm mabye. Me: no not kirishima the shark boy and todoroki the flirt master to and not denki. 😢 My friend: you need help. Me: poor broccoli boy he needs love to. My friend: you really need help Me: deepens voice* shut up you wouldn't understand us My friend: what?..... Other friend: did you just voice Act bakugou... Me: yes I love him Other friend: he's not real Me: I don't care Friend: ...........im scared. Me: is crying because of what midoriya did* why did you have to kill them.😢😢😢 My friend: you're insane yourself. Me: true. One question this might sound dumb but plzzzzzzz can you make a video of Zack foster and katsuki bakugou fighting over the listener. Plzz it be a funny cross over of my hero academia and angel of death. If so add the flirt master todoroki or midoriya or kirishima or aizawa or denki or shinso. I think it be cool up to you though.

[@BUGGZ08]

Aizowa: Another day.. Me: another slay💅

[@konekof]

Perioddd 💅

[@B4TZY]

PERIOD 🤪💅

[@mimichaaan]

PERIODTT 😩💅

[@akutagawa1]

PERIODDDD😩💅💅

[@magicshruums1014]

PERIODDDD💅

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Me: *Happily enjoying life- * Notifications: *Crashes in through the window with Aizawa and looks to me * Me: *Holds hand out and blinks * My... Window? Notifications: *Smiles * Yeah but at least you have him now. *Sets down Aizawa and swings away * Bye! Me: *Looks to Aizawa and blinks * Um... so... er... Aizawa: *Pulls on scarf * Do you surrender? Me: *Sips coffee and nods * Yup.

[@elizabethkonitzer2286]

69 likes you're welcome

[@Bonez6717]

That's me with Dabi, Hawks, Shota, Bakugou, Kiri, Shiggy, and Iida

[@Dark_Angel668]

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

[@imatcpell1987]

Bro I'd have my window open ready for notifications like THOSE

[@gooseo-o5807]

Video- “Now things are getting interesting aren’t they?”- Me- Oh yes Ad-Are you wearing the right size pad? Studies show- Me- Wut???

[@missmaam2418]

ArcticFujoshi me questioning this app and my life

[@kmd.jdennis961]

I JUST GOT THE SAME ADD xD

[@denkikaminari3361]

@Iida Tenya hi class rep😁

[@missmaam2418]

Iida Tenya hey Iida you don’t wanna know

[@elizabethkonitzer2286]

Oh no it knows

[@karolinajaramillo9487]

Aizawa: You're not his first doll. Me: WAIT WHA- O_o

[@lochlainroyal6772]

Me:care to explain IZUKU MIDORIYA

[@camifasap1588]

POV: you're scrolling in the comments for the spicy timestamp

[@Karma-hh5nz]

Alright who told lol

[@camifasap1588]

@@Karma-hh5nz I rly only know bc I did that

[@gachasoybean4050]

I'm here for the memes in the comments 😌✌

[@TheHousewife101]

Yep

[@ra3..ba391]

Don't call me out-