"So You Think You Can Make Me Jealous?" A Jealous Hawks x Jealous Listener ASMR Spicy Ver

[@emilyrodriguez-lobo3008]

“so you think you can make me jealous?” me with my social anxiety: SIR I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO A TARGET WORKER WITH COMPLETELY SHUTTING DOWN

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

MOOD

[@katyalumi]

emily rodriguez-lobo SAME

[@whorrorstories4485]

emily rodriguez-lobo relatable af

[@itz_planet_marz3877]

Same tho😓

[@captainmelon1447]

Oof too real

[@niconiconicaps7600]

Hawks: “so no slap?..” Also Hawks: “o-oh there it is..” *smirks* < why does this remind me of that ‘ so no head?’ Vine XD >

[@itz_z3r0]

Niconico Nicaps So no head? *throws phone to the ground and jumps on skateboard* 😂

[@niconiconicaps7600]

Kirishima Eijirou a true man of culture 🏆✨

[@qiqisaucyy5783]

What time, for both if y’all can (￣∇￣)

[@opheliaorchid8966]

Seems like something he'd do

[@avocadoreality2994]

Someone tell me the timestamp for this moment please-

[@kiera.9313]

no one: hawks in yagami yato audios: heart been broke so many times i dont know what to believe

[@_thatrand0mb1tch_98]

I have the same name irl spelled the same way! I thought I was the only one spelled that way

[@ilysm6200]

mama said it’s my fault, my fault

[@ilysm6200]

「•BeautyCool•」 😭😭😭😭✋

[@angelicatexoxo]

heart ❤️💕 been broke 💔🖤 so many times ⏰🕰 don’t know 🤷‍♀️ what to believe 😫💔✨

[@ivyvi1409]

HEART ❤BEEN 😔BROKE😿💔 SO➡️ MANY🔢 TIMES🕛💔 I👀 DON'T🚫 KNOW🤷‍♂️❓ WHAT😒 TO✌ BELIEVE😪🤚

[@sagedemeo5457]

Hawks: where's that confidence? Me with my insecurities and trust issues: 👁👄👁

[@yerryberry.0]

✨N O W H E R E✨ to be found.

[@unknownwolfy5345]

Same here sis/bro heh

[@inama3890]

confidence, I haven't had that ever since i was the line leader in 3rd grade🤔🤔

[@shoki3760]

@@inama3890 Honestly, same

[@baddieb4658]

420👉😎👉

[@username-zu1mf]

“So You Think You Can Make Me Jealous?” oh honey im dating like 6 other guys and some of them are married to me jealous yet?

[@krisdeltarun]

*w h e e z e* E X P L A I N P L E A S E

[@screendemon2151]

Same here bud

[@username-zu1mf]

Nightie Pastry im a bit of a player

[@theweebqueen2927]

Can I guess that the some that you’re married to are Bakugou, Deku, Todoroki and Dabi? Don’t worry, I don’t judge. I’m married to them too lolz

[@reannenhill6182]

@@krisdeltarun Bakugou, KIRISHIMA , Todoroki, Shinsou , Tamaki , Deku , Karma , etc. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@XYSTERIA]

Hawks: *kisses someone else* My jealous ass: so you have chosen death I see

[@deaththekid6820]

Me:**grabs death note and hands it you** here take this...... You'll need it

[@trippybunny71]

i heard the kiss and without thinking just said *”hawks im gonna shoot you.”*

[@creativeblastyboi5082]

He also bit someone 👁👄👁

[@cerestrial8591]

I wanted to go into the video and slap him, I swear to fucking-

[@xanderw3889]

I have migrated from this comment, and Sangwoo is in my basement, so I dont have to worry about my poor poor kneecaps- -

[@03yoyo25]

"So you think you can make me jealous?" me: *looks at 11 other crushes/boyfriends and one girlfriend* me: try me sexy chicken man

[@paytonbakugo7223]

SeXy ChIcKeN MaN dnenabsbbw

[@minniestomboy]

sExY cHiCkEn mAn

[@PotatoMold]

TRy mE HoT KFC ChIckEn MaN~

[@blank-5743]

My favorite comment everr

[@littleweird7860]

Hawsk is not a chicken ,he can fly and chikens cant

[@theyellowone4842]

"You think you can make me jealous" There's two type of comment Comment: (A) Talking about how they had slept with *insert 7 anime character's name here* Comment: (B) Talking about their social anxiety and how they can't talk to a bank teller.

[@himikotoga7149]

Or c that they be the same height or taller then hawks :/

[@theyellowone4842]

@@himikotoga7149 yup 😂

[@NightmareK_Live]

Or D Talking about all.

[@ghostva300]

A bank teller? I can barely even tell my mom what I want her to tell the cashier at McDonald's.

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

OK l'm both

[@eggu_png]

Hawks: whats my cream filling like? Me: HE DID NOT-

[@DumbBunni11]

Sarah Headon HE FUCKING DID AND I CHOCKED ON MY DRINK!! XD

[@thebrokencookie4343]

Omg he did

[@yousaidit2554]

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!

[@totallynotparker.3579]

OH HE DID MY FRIEND. _OH HE DID_

[@galaxiesrnice2465]

Lmao

[@lovinglevi8184]

hawks: we gotta dance first. me: *aggressively renegades*

[@mirandam4969]

I’m dying right now uuhxhhuzh 😂😂😂😆

[@mrandmrsskye]

Does the rat dance.

[@dluke9259]

MrAnd MrsSkye oh shoot it’s a rat

[@misskay8398]

big mood

[@brookehimes2444]

Why is that so damn funny?! 😂

[@nyehbula4481]

Hawks' 5"8 self: pipsqueak Me, 6"2 and looming over him: whomst?

[@poshogreen2258]

Haha can’t relate 😂

[@meowmeow69420p]

Me being 5'3: oop-

[@Mina-rj6nf]

5” me sitting here like 👁👄👁

[@echosusset5383]

My 4’9 dumbass: wHo YoU cAlLiNg PiPsQuEaK?!

[@mackenziewood8560]

I’m 5’3-

[@Ana-we4mp]

Hawks: kissing a Stranger Me:ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ,ɪ,ɪ

[@mbegum6696]

When was that I might off went to the sinning bit 👉👈

[@johnscott798]

I was like if he was real I would have just started crying and he would be like you good me crying in simppppppp

[@petrakuhnelova7443]

Dont know what to believeee😬 momma sas its my fault yea my fault😖

[@chibi-chan2744]

I wear my heart on my sleeve 😞

[@Axolatto_axo]

Don't know what to believe ~

[@lunamoonshadowwolf9904]

for all u sinners out there 45:00 it will cost a like

[@melody.h.savoie6909]

Luna Moon shadow wolf thank u

[@ilysm6200]

ah, thank you.

[@frostwillbite]

MmMmMmM tAestee

[@4rs0n29]

Phanks luv 😌🌸🦋✨

[@anxietymelatonin]

Yep thank ya you earned my like

[@Sp1der.3ater]

36:39 Me: "Okay I'm 5'6, Your 5'8 Hawks. Your not that tall." Hawks: ".... I'm still taller"

[@katsukibakugo7953]

I'm 5'6

[@katsukibakugo7953]

TvT

[@snipergamer100]

Im exackly 5 foot im so short :(

[@katsukibakugo7953]

@@snipergamer100 poor you I wish I was 4'3

[@snipergamer100]

@@katsukibakugo7953 holy shit thats so short lmao i wanna be 6'4

[@fangirl649]

STOPS AHH I HATE HOW HUSKY HIS VOICE IS, THE WAY HE GETS CLOSER AND MAKES ME FEEL THINGS - AHJJJJHH HIS VOICE IS JUST-

[@thegay3394]

fan girl64 and when he starts whispering to us and his voice only gets huskier like-

[@fangirl649]

@@thegay3394 aaUAGH I LOVE AND HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME

[@randomwhateversforlife8141]

W-Why can I agree.....?!? @///@

[@igot2freetacos631]

Mood omg-

[@izzya8548]

WHY DID I FEEL SO MANY EMOTIONS THO

[@ryoranger6650]

Hawks: “I’m just a few inches taller” Me: *5’1* Me: NO S H I T SHERLOCK

[@flowzeycontent937]

Same 😔🖐 and I’m a guy

[@cursed._.editor2053]

I’m 5’3 🥲🥲

[@babyblue4561]

5'2 TwT

[@imeeennam7429]

He is literally 5’10

[@fandom_lover9045]

XD 😂

[@ynavirodriguez732]

Hawks: “what you going to do next kid” My petty ass: “I’m going to sleep with Dabi”

[@bbfr7482]

yes hunny U-U

[@originalclan9972]

XD

[@annettetenorio2291]

That was my thought exactly!

[@gothicweeb8275]

BABAHWJFIHQDOYE ME 🖐😀

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Me too and also me with Shigaraki👀

[@llamadork6205]

I just imagine Hawks just going on and on about how much we love him as we sit there silently, patiently waiting for him to shut up. Edit: Oh my, thank you for 200 likes

[@ezra5860]

This needs more attention.

[@Ruuma11]

Lmao

[@cheriedavidson4704]

Llama Dork facts

[@totallynotparker.3579]

_shut.the.fuck.UUUUUUPPPPP PLEASSSEEEEEE IM SORRRYYYY_

[@inkdemon6065]

Yep. I also love how in every video he starts by saying he doesn't care, and then he ends every video by say he is possibly in love with us. Talk about denial.

[@hannafeefyefofanna]

Hawks: “You think you could make me jelous? Try I dare you..” Me: **looks at my 7 other non existent boyfriends** is that even a challenge..?

[@Didi-be3ji]

69 likes.. I dont wanna ruin this-

[@hannafeefyefofanna]

Mina Ashido do itttttttt

[@Didi-be3ji]

@@hannafeefyefofanna alright! =)

[@hannafeefyefofanna]

Mina Ashido ayyyyyyyyy thank youuu 💕🥰

[@Manami_Yasukko]

Oh Boi 😂😂😂

[@Kendahlmariee]

Hawks: *kisses someone else* Me, sitting in a mafia boss chair: “so, do you want machete or shotgun?”

[@Alatus343]

Both pls 😃😃

[@mynameisnotkinsley7061]

I prefer a Machete because it takes someone longer to die hehe

[@inama3890]

hmmmmm, got any glocks? The lil bit of hood inside just came out...

[@Kendahlmariee]

@@inama3890 i'll bring the mac 11s glocks everything cause hes making my hood jump out too

[@inama3890]

@@Kendahlmariee XD, THX BB

[@chloesantos8637]

Hawks: *literally threatens someone’s life* Also Hawks: “I’m Not JeALoUs, YoU’rE LoSiNg”

[@serena.pineapple09hi16]

Lol 😂😂

[@leticiamartinez9130]

time stamp?

[@chloesantos8637]

Leticia Martinez 16:15 is where he threatens them LOL (and then immediately says that we’re failing like ://)

[@soba_rat1121]

“Why don’t you get lost before you lose an arm”. Literally 10 seconds later “YOu’rE LoSiNG”

[@serena.pineapple09hi16]

@@soba_rat1121 😂👍

[@Shadouato]

Hawks: “Roughishly good looking man” Me:.....A-Aizawa..????

[@b344y]

MMEEEEE💀💀💀💀

[@Kilopicy]

Shadouato what do you want

[@totallynotparker.3579]

Not gone lie.....id _love_ to see a vid with both of them. *And yes i mean for that to sound dirty.* 😏🍷❤

[@totallynotparker.3579]

@@Kilopicy Oh shit ya caught abunch of Fangirls....huh who da thought you'd _have_ fangirls...

[@Shadouato]

Shota Aizawa is hawks ur secret love child Hahaha

[@thisishollz]

Hawks and listener: kissing strangers on the streets Me irl: can't even order McDonald's without freaking out 👁️👄👁️ Edit: when the hell did this get 500 likes?!!!!!! Ty my dudes Edit: 2k?!!!! I guess we're all just socially awkward huh :')

[@coconuts8795]

FR🧍‍♀️

[@oliviabrzezinska-roberts2240]

Same

[@stellamarie9383]

100% me

[@rachelragma795]

Ohh me and my crush had that battle once in class

[@mariana-md1vt]

🌚 fr

[@sleepyloser8804]

Hawks: “dancing like this, who wouldn’t be happy” Me: *crying over the fact that he was flirting with another girl*

[@SHiKi1995]

You came here for 40:05 Stop lying.

[@StarShapedWonder]

Why you gotta call us out like dat??

[@sinoflust9475]

*EXPOSED*

[@Aly-ll1vl]

Carlo de Ocampo ive been looking for the past 10 minutes ty

[@mylifeisalie3758]

THE ONLY TIME STAMP IVE SEEN SO FAR THAT HAS TOLD ME WHAT I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR-

[@dabiandanugget3470]

Shh you are here for that too dont lie

[@klowfi1]

*Hawks kissing strangers * Me in tears in the corner: I never wanted to play in the first place.

[@jazmynhernandez9255]

This would be me

[@rumimirkousagiyama7014]

This is also me

[@fengdidaflip]

Who are you and why did you target my soul . Oh no bakugos coming gotta blast before he blasts me

[@jazmynhernandez9255]

Baki Baki Ni Ore bet I’m in

[@klowfi1]

@@ishiimo yeah, I think I might win at something for once

[@kryptid_kitty]

Him: "Mm...tasty." Me: "SIR- SIR-- CAN I HAVE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK?"

[@j___________________________]

fuck...he's turned into a cannibal

[@Jade-ij7oi]

Damn I cackled 💀

[@proxyshadoww4154]

Not in front of my salad..

[@proxyshadoww4154]

Jasmine Price b l a c k m a i l

[@mirandam4969]

LMAOOO

[@asdfghjkl33998able]

hawks: "So you think you can make me jealous" *jumps on todoroki's lap* me: "So you were sayinn. .??"

[@Zero..o]

Hahah YASSSSS

[@zerozero2166]

Yup me and you both

[@semyah1468]

And that’s on PERIODTTT😜✌🏾

[@hi-ih5ql]

Naaahhh I’m in Aizawa’s bed🤰🏾🤰🏾

[@愛してる-x8u]

@@hi-ih5ql LMAOO I CAN'TT

[@possum352]

“When someone hurts you, you stop trusting things.” Who hurt the chicken. I just wanna talk.

[@notatamakisuohkinnie3129]

Mina Ashido KFC is *SHOOKETH*

[@thehiddenfreak3685]

Ya need my knife?

[@possum352]

@deku jr sure, how many ya got?

[@thehiddenfreak3685]

@@possum352 i got like six or seven and a few others

[@mineko4463]

I died a bit because I read "who hurt the chicken nugget" because I'm broken and I'm eating chicken nuggets

[@reasweetsakura9395]

Hawks: “I’m just a few inches taller than you..” *me being 4’11* Me:*a r e y o u s u r e ?*

[@notatamakisuohkinnie3129]

A random Taco Meep DANGIT SO CLOSE 4'10

[@reasweetsakura9395]

Soggy Nugget PFFT-

[@Ren-dg6hy]

*Cries in 4’9*

[@reasweetsakura9395]

Akumu Maia *pats* let the shorties unite

[@reasweetsakura9395]

Akito Love *stares in shorty*

[@cvffpuff4391]

What the title should actually say: Angry chicken gets jealous and starts swearing (ASMR)

[@SairinEarthsea]

Featuring: burnt chicken nugget watches from the bus stop while holding groceries.

[@raymc-broom8275]

omg lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@jojoschauman6055]

Perfect

[@Vey._.yaps_alot]

😂😂

[@weeby999_3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@servicedogrummi2823]

Hawks: so what are you doing to do to make me jealous? Also Hawks: *threatens to beat up every single person who breathes near you* Also Hawks: I’m NoT jEaLoUS

[@Mezo_Shoji]

Listener's petty ass: *kisses everyone who flirts with them to spite hawks

[@หนึ่ง-พ6บ]

Well hawks lets list all the mha characters I've slept with: bakugo shoto deku dabi ect

[@phrog9427]

hawks: welcome... to my little den of sin *sir, this is a wendy’s*

[@Izzy-cr8kt]

I am crying dude 😂

[@valheth]

S I R P L E A S E K E E P Y O U R P A N T S O N....

[@laurenkimani4892]

Im dead! hahahaha

[@y0Gi_b3AR]

*right in front of my salad?*

[@MybodyKentoNanamischoice]

I WHEEZED-

[@greyrenhasbiggay1962]

"Someone's who's obsessed with a good looking man, who is me of course." Me: Karma, is that you?

[@meeplol802]

Sameeee

[@ladybug_is_haunted374]

NaNi?!

[@hitoshishinsou1978]

He kept talking about rouge-ish tendencies and I kept saying *Hawks, your Aizawa is showing*

[@heyhelloitsmilo]

@@hitoshishinsou1978 oh my god you're right

[@hitoshishinsou1978]

@@heyhelloitsmilo lmao

[@breadboi2983]

Hawks: I just don't get it kid. Why you want someone with so much baggage Me: ...... h y p o c r i t e

[@kitsuneakage22]

R I G H T

[@lwhoe6842]

LMFAO IM CRYINSG PLEASE

[@shoutaaizawa5077]

I don’t get it lolz plz explain

[@kitsuneakage22]

@@shoutaaizawa5077 we're all fucked up in the head somehow with emotions (that we call bagage cuz its PACKED) and he himself is emotionaly bagaged

[@breadboi2983]

@@shoutaaizawa5077 I have baggage too, therefore he is a hypocrite

[@tofusenpai8246]

Hawks: *slurping noise* Me: Are you kissing me or eating me out sir 🏇🏻

[@ivn5529]

That's a big question everytime

[@shoki3760]

@@ivn5529 it really is

[@Mezo_Shoji]

😏B💕o✨t💖h😌

[@Kiko-ts1mb]

😰what....

[@asmi023]

@Hanako Aizawa he can kiss you while he eats you? whats wrong in that 😩😂🤪

[@ViolettAngel]

Hawks: What’s my cream filling like? Me: **Chokes on water** DID YOU JUST-?

[@sadiahm.4975]

HE DID! HE FUCKING DID

[@Bimbo-w1n]

I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING-

[@redstarx5445]

Mio Toru Lemme see 👀

[@mirandam4969]

CoUgh cOugh** WhAt

[@salt2wound]

GAHAHAA I HAD THE SAME REACTION

[@TomboySister128]

Hawks: A roguishly good looking man like myself. Aizawa: Am I a roguishly good joke to you?

[@meeplol802]

Ikr aizawa is shook

[@xanxanthetrashman1430]

Hawks overhaul and aizawa have said it and at point im pretty sure “roguishly good looks” can be a religious experience

[@SairinEarthsea]

@@xanxanthetrashman1430 these three just go in and destroy bodies.

[@cecenicksic2360]

Aizawa is jungshooketh

[@Kilopicy]

TomboySister128 .....

[@thebiggestsimpletonever.3818]

Hawks: so you think you can make me jealous? Me: looks at shinsou, deku, todoroki, kirishima, and bakugo* so... How should we tell him? Edit: Wow thanks for the likes! I never thought many people would like my comment😅

[@bethzy90]

LOLLLlshzushhhss

[@iliketrains2861]

* looks at mirror * I can’t even get anyone to make the jelly :,)

[@Natalia-sm4ci]

Dont forget🎇 aizawa ✨

[@imgay01]

TELL HIM SO HE WILL GET JELLY LOL

[@yn-zx9nh]

Oh god

[@Leila-ru3un]

Hawks: "Ah, what do we have here.." Me trying to lick my elbow: "Oh hi didn't see you there."

[@lavender1761]

Squidward you don't have eyebrows ur a squid

[@gjmg7881]

Oh hi mark.

[@maggiemarch9909]

I am DESEACED

[@gvtz_gaming]

hawks: *talks in a smexy voice* brain cells: aight imma head out-

[@wolfbite101]

B̷e̷r̷r̷y̷ absolutely

[@sena-yd4kk]

hornyness: ight ima head in

[@daishangoua8383]

White sticky stuff:Ight imma head in now

[@azuru_sutanri_freako3o208]

Oh boy 👀

[@gvtz_gaming]

Kawaii Gamer Edits bruh😂😂😂😂

[@WickerBasket87]

Me:*realizing how alone I am* Me:✨fUcK✨

[@oliviajefcoat3132]

i felt that on a spiritual level

[@sepinfty261]

Im always hiding my mouth underneath my blanket bc smiling and screaming inside

[@kirafc0262]

Thats hits right at home. I wish there was someone who would love me they way bakugo yagami yato audios do

[@Coolish.pear06]

MghhHhHah I FEEL THIS- I LITTERALLY CRIED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO BE WITH ANIME CHARATERSSS

[@akilonge5911]

Lol

[@smokeyskeet1694]

Imagine a stranger comes up to you, calls you a meal, then just bites you. Please take your time and imagine that. Go ahead *I’m waiting*

[@shadowfangthegrate2681]

That's when that person ends up with a broken jaw, and no tung to taddle with.

[@jenniferunderwood9187]

You underestimate me. I would turn around call him a hole damn meal and then bite him back

[@shadowfangthegrate2681]

@@jenniferunderwood9187 ...I would sadly pay to see that. (Awkward laugh)😅

[@sunlvvr]

*what is wrong with you*

[@Manami_Yasukko]

Ummmm if that's was bakugo ohhhhhhhh~

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

“I’m a little taller then you so what” Me: *standing at 5’5* “.....I will destroy you”

[@Nerdyher]

Me, almost 5’7: mock my height one more time and you’ll be down a few inches-

[@wonderofall4369]

**crying in 5'1** crap

[@wavesvip4922]

Casually sobbing in 5'3

[@bethanybarnett4221]

@@wonderofall4369 Change that to 4'9....

[@wonderofall4369]

@@bethanybarnett4221 i-

[@KXRKY]

Hawks: “You think you could make me jealous? Just try I dare you..” Me: *Look at the title my friend huehuehuehue*

[@nightwolf1183]

Welp 😏

[@anajuliadelimarathke3099]

6 ) 6

[@nephatina]

why’d i smirk though-

[@chio3380]

*coUgh* rOLL C R E D I T S

[@NovaNovy7]

6 3 6

[@kindatoogayforthis938]

hawks: “you’ve got guts.” me: *”well i mean you could rearrange them if you want-“*

[@Lee-js7wd]

You did *not* just say that

[@Kenna.Warnex00]

JAILLL 💀😭

[@kindatoogayforthis938]

Katsuki Bakugo i did 😼💅✨

[@alaila_44]

HA ME

[@applecar3880]

J a i l 😭

[@keonism_]

Him: *kisses other person to make me jealous* Me: *angry nugget noises*

[@cheesegrind]

Me:*cries because I'm baby*

[@gortita-xoxo]

*cries in ugly*

[@meowmeow69420p]

Horny Guns I like your pfp

[@scara_dook]

awesome pfp-

[@bluestar1151]

*laughs in dog*

[@ajla5034]

Hawks:"you think you can make me jealous?!" Me:*looks at aizawa,deku,kirishima,bakugou,todoroki,dabi,Mina and momo*"So uhm who's gonna tell him?!"

[@lavender1761]

Can I

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Hey what about me >:C

[@ajla5034]

@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 *gasp*oh no sorry you too!!!

[@Mothboys_]

@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 you realise what she/he/them just said bird boy

[@jenniferresendiz3799]

Can I tell him that he's not the only one

[@D1alga-s2c]

Hawks: “I have a few inches”. Me: 😳 Hawks: I'm taller than you. Me: o h .

[@sansy2095]

*o h h h*

[@levi_9632]

Oh- ohhhh *oh damn*

[@Anja.b0zic]

MORE PERV THEN MINETA

[@paimon-dessu2625]

*W O W*

[@D1alga-s2c]

Laurissa Phomsamout oh god yes

[@unknownwren6047]

“I may be a bird for brains, but, darling, i can still bite.” *Flashbacks to Tokoyami’s “I still have a tongue”*

[@dabiandanugget3470]

Oop-

[@canipleasegetawaffle540]

*o h-*

[@canipleasegetawaffle540]

@@blackmarketweed i-

[@leem7497]

Nuh uh it is "I may have a beak but I have a wicked tounge"

[@mirandam4969]

Mickey Mouse voice* OH BOY

[@jojoschauman6055]

Me, an asexual: *collecting timestamps in a bag* Me:"the crazy fan girl are gonna pay good money for these"

[@asleepysoul2560]

I'm- *hey there pirate-*

[@jojoschauman6055]

@@asleepysoul2560 hoi maity

[@asleepysoul2560]

@@jojoschauman6055 how's the treasures?

[@jojoschauman6055]

@@asleepysoul2560 buried, for now

[@baguette1455]

$500000000000 each

[@shotaaizawa2700]

Hawks:* kisses someone else* me: CAN I GET A WAFFLE?! CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE??!!

[@bawkcluck]

Get I get a axe? Can I please get a axe?

[@Ozzierozzie]

Can i get some fried chicken CAN I PLEASE GET SOME FRIED CHICKEN?

[@denkiikaminari4619]

My axe is my buddy-

[@Won-Tree]

Aizawa and Denki ok writing notes down

[@kaelioreaper]

🔪🧱🧨🗡⛏⚒⛓💣⚔️🏏🔫🔨🛠🏹🧪💉 thats it it’s time to go hunting boys

[@xAPHxHSx]

Hawks: That was one HELL of a kiss! ... ...I want another... Me: * holding a bag of Kisses * *Come and get ‘em, Chicken Boy.*

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

I choked on my water from this comment

[@Zero-zt2uh]

aghsdfgk- Chicken Boy- i cant- XD

[@celery_stick2782]

*C H I C K E N B O I...*

[@CloudyBun-xv6li]

Wait is chocolate poison to birds?

[@MsSoupie.]

OMG XD I spit my water when I saw this comment XDD

[@missmc2020]

"You think you can make me Jealous" *pulls out a bucket of fried chicken me: watch me

[@mirandam4969]

OOOOOOOH

[@characterdevelopment8504]

What, are you going to deep throat the chicken?

[@missmc2020]

@@characterdevelopment8504 Perhaps. 😏

[@weebhub6229]

*pulls out chicken wings * let's smash this man's whole carrer -

[@miwahwahworld]

@@missmc2020 woah there

[@marsruby1112]

*When you can't see the comments* *Let me in, LET ME IIIINNNN*

[@krisdeltarun]

PFTTT

[@dabitodoroki4854]

lmfao

[@screendemon2151]

Why did a laugh when I saw this 🤣

[@CaitiCorner]

You: Let me in I'll be the igty Comment section: *no do not let her in!* KZbin: -i'm trying!-

[@theyluvv_dw_8458]

Hold up I laughed harder then I should of ✋😂

[@chickenfry2394]

Hawks: You’re really bad at lying Me who lives in a Hispanic household and has 7 different types of locks, with a face and hand detector pad on my heart with an electric fenced door behind all of that: I cAnT lIe... I CANT LIE??!!💀💀

[@iickytakami7023]

"Are you trying to make me jealous?" Me: *points to bakugo,todoroki,dabi, and kirishima* thos are my boyfriends, I m married to 5 other guys. Try me, I'll marry 10 other guys if I want to

[@orange_honey]

sir you think you can make *me* jealous? I'm married to an entire volleyball team please YOU try harder

[@arista5432]

“Are you trying me make me jealous?” Me: where’s Dabi Imma sleep with him to piss hawks off and then go to my other 20+ boyfriends and sleep with them “if you want I could do a lot more! Try me hunny I’m winning this game~ my Petty ass will win this!” ✨♥️✨♥️

[@orange_honey]

@@arista5432 me the entire video. Like every time he said that I was like "Aight I've had enough where's Dabi?"

[@reiiixaaazz]

Same goes to me

[@vistakus]

Pebble_ PLEASEEE

[@bruhidkman32]

Imagine a *Worried Hawks x Hurt Listener*

[@avateodoro6812]

YESSSSSSSS

[@obietagames7994]

Please

[@okkayyy]

OUHHHH YOU'RE ONTO STH

[@sam-dv5em]

Lili Suro YASSS

[@chpolenn640]

Yaaas please

[@yousaidit2554]

Hawks: Yeah you got humor, You got Grace- Me: And I'm about to roundhouse kick you in the Face

[@neons.hairclip]

CAN WE GET AN AWARD FOR THIS AMAZING HOOMAN

[@cece5119]

Hawks: *slowly backing away* ...

[@sillyhallucinations]

My father who calls me grace when I see him cuz im clumsy be like:

[@mirandam4969]

IM CRYING THIS IS GOLD RN OMG-

[@thatenbyartist517]

*dying*

[@unknownhacker69921]

The spicy begins at : 39:55

[@ji0n_160]

*pays with like* And here’s your complimentary amount of holy water person who saw this!

[@deannagoff732]

Hands your $500. Thank you for this blessing 😌

[@TAY_lovesfood]

❤

[@IloveNicoDiAngelo7]

God bless you

[@arianagonzalez9479]

"You better get lost before you lose an arm." Who tf was I flirting with? Mr.Compress?

[@minchozy]

Lmao

[@mitsurikanroji6907]

HAHHAHAHHAHA 😂

[@MikaAyumi.]

Time stamp please

[@deaththekid6820]

Pppfffffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣GOOD ONE🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[@xryhbreadx]

@@unstable4389 They both got dIsArMeD ;>

[@sillygirl3705]

Hawks: Where is it? Where is that god damn confidence? Me: Bro if I knew where it was, you think I'd feel as pathetic as I look?

[@bexiegurl5666]

silly girl why is this how I feel every single day??

[@imanihamodeh-pulido6715]

i felt

[@haileygarcia5730]

Y is that so true for me 😂

[@leah-bl9tp]

Mood but I bet your beautiful

[@atticwife]

hawks: *exists* hawks stans: *cries in sexually frustrated*

[@katsukibakugo7953]

Arnt you suposed to be trying to kill UA rn

[@hotandcoolperson8917]

@@katsukibakugo7953 shush King Explosion Murder, the ship is floating, and i intend for it to stay that way

[@starlover4748]

Katsuki Bakugo aren’t you supposed to be screaming at Deku right now?

[@loredean]

@@starlover4748 Aren't you supposed to be harassing a little boy right now-?

[@applepi.potato633]

@@katsukibakugo7953 we are trying. And don't hurt my little broccoli boy or you are dead

[@floof7634]

Hawks: *Kisses another girl* Me: “So that’s how it is? Well, I’m going to look for Dabi. Bye!”

[@jenniferresendiz3799]

Me to imma look for Kirishima, Bakugo, Shinso, Tamiki, and Toga

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

I already found him

[@yourlocalrandomsimp]

Found him can we share him please?? 🥺

[@GenAqua]

Agreed

[@fabqileah]

I’m coming with you

[@blkhoney2001]

*read title* Me: Ha Ha, you jealou- *sees jealous Listener* Me: 👁👄👁

[@sunlvvr]

Titty milk Me: *-Reads name-* Me: 👁👄👁

[@bucket.t]

Y o u g o t t h e w h o l e s q a u d l a u g h i n g

[@jemimaizua4711]

👁️👄👁️

[@oikaoru5236]

*Uno reverse card*

[@ajaxthegem3301]

🖐👁👄👁🤚

[@sophiealvarezcorreo5757]

Hawks: were is your confidence Me: *looking around quickly* idk were my confidence is I think it died-

[@casleigh8817]

It fucking ded

[@meowmeow69420p]

Mine died at the age of 4

[@mirandam4969]

I think I never had confidence-

[@curlyfry2024]

Don’t know her 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@jess9765]

y’all had confidence?

[@ifpeoplewilljustlook]

"just because you're a pipsqueak" sir, i stand at 5'9 let's go bird boy

[@therealejirokirishima329]

im 5"8 and 13 ;-; uhhh

[@notatamakisuohkinnie3129]

*4 foot fudging 10* BRO

[@sukunas_wife4917]

5'4 1/2 Us short people go for the kneecaps😉

[@silver_chaos6082]

5’7 1/2 so ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@saradegraaf4897]

I’m 5’10 so like-

[@bee8632]

Hawks: "No slap this time?" Me, to myself, already anticipating it: Wait for it Hawks: "Can't take a joke, I see- *Gets smacked* Hawks and me, simultaneously: "There it is."

[@emilyrangel8304]

BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAID IT WITH HIM TO OMG but that part was so funny to me

[@elthecat1215]

I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROL!!!!!! sorry i'll leave🤣😅

[@miriotogata6479]

30:27 hawks: “welcome...-“ me completely interrupting him: “tO jAraSiC pArK” [jarasic park theme music]

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

I did the same thing

[@ibukimioda5062]

oh my lord

[@BananaPeeler-sz7km]

*Yato fans stomping in the background*

[@thelistener2537]

DO DU DU DUEH DUEH DO DO DO DOOOOO

[@assassinblitz7167]

🤣🤣🤣 y did I think of Tik Tok when you said that 😂😂😂

[@sashac.9673]

Me: *makes Hawks jealous* Hawks: *pulls out reverse card*

[@notatamakisuohkinnie3129]

Sasha Costa oop

[@anastasiaflores3202]

Me:*pulls out another reverse card* hehe >:3

[@sashac.9673]

@@anastasiaflores3202 I-

[@strummyz_animates8937]

Hahahahaha! I'm sorry your picture is perfect for this. I wish you had her name too.

[@anastasiaflores3202]

@@sashac.9673 got ya

[@lemxnpeach]

Title: "You think you can make me jealous?" Also title: "Jealous Hawks" Me: *Yes. Yes I do.*

[@totallynotparker.3579]

Me: *Is that a challenge? Cause ill win and you know it....i aint got these hips for nuthin!*

[@ladybug_is_haunted374]

Me: -reads this comment out loud while my sister is watching a similar video like this and reading other funny comments- My sister: -starting singing 'hips don't lie'- -I'm wheezing rn-

[@Bimbo-w1n]

*Phineas and pherb flashbacks*

[@saviecleto1208]

*him flirting with someone else* Me:aight we're having CHICKEN for dinner💅

[@pierce..rainbow]

I thought he was a hawk

[@Zwamp1fy]

@@pierce..rainbow A B I R D I S A B I R D

[@pierce..rainbow]

@@Zwamp1fy✨ A✨ B✨ I✨ R✨ D✨ I✨ S ✨A✨ B ✨I✨ R✨ D✨

[@obey7968]

Chicken or Turkey with a side of roasted hawk

[@pierce..rainbow]

@Olivia the Gacha Queen Me!!!!

[@eleanafalkner1829]

Me: *stays up the whole night* *Hears noise* *pause it pause it pause it hurrry*

[@kills99ofhoes15]

Relate

[@rehsa_.9359]

Bro sammmeee

[@zaaaaazaaaaa]

I think someone came in here while I was watching this to let my dog in but I’m scared they heard me talking to myself 😖

[@jessicabrown759]

Im up listening to this when my parents wake so im like 👁O👁

[@leah-bl9tp]

Mood

[@oriwz9953]

Mom: what are u listening? Me: the bible's audiobook

[@lavender1761]

Naw it has too much sin

[@elenajamito5696]

Papa: what are you watching? Me: Fairy tail. Papa: but why does he have wings? Me: an angel *a sinner angel* 🤭🤭🤭

[@originalclan9972]

Yes our bible-

[@asahiazumane9946]

Please 😔

[@iampikachu69]

Welcome to bible study we’re all children of Jesus

[@j___________________________]

“When someone hurts you, you stop trusting things.” who hurt you? *grabs guns* i just wanna speak to them...just wanna have a little chat

[@riosalvatore6571]

I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna talk to them I just wanna shoot them

[@cypher2655]

Whoever put their hands on the bean, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.

[@bbfr7482]

:D 😭🔫

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Same here *grabs knifes*

[@reynalda5404]

*loading shotgun* Hmmm so..... who did you say hurt you..... Oh why am I asking? . . . . . Its not something you should worry about....

[@hadassahdodson6632]

hawks: “so you think you can make me jealous” me: reads title “....jealous hawks” me again: yes

[@localweirdo8661]

Oml I just noticed that LOL 😂

[@yourlocaldisappointment7917]

I've did that before..

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

So true

[@worldwidejin4833]

Hawks: You think you can get me to be jealous? Me: sir this is a McDonald's drive thru you've been sitting in your car for an hour

[@Mark-iz2tt]

And I oop

[@inkdemon6065]

He's protesting against the chicken nuggets.

[@nephatina]

and 19 seconds

[@seraphieandklushel6654]

worldwide Jin HEA WORLDWIDE HANDSOME

[@baekyoonhoofsololevelingpl32]

the felix pfp got me djahfhs

[@femalekirishima6421]

Hawks: are you jealous from that kiss I gave someone else? Me: *kicks him in his no no square *

[@mitsurikanroji6907]

More like pp square coz I’m 4’11

[@femalekirishima6421]

@@mitsurikanroji6907 more like thigh cuz I'm 4'7

[@satoritendou715]

*laughs in 5,6* we shorties HEHEHHEEE

[@hitoshishinsou6584]

chicken tendoouuu. Laughs in 5'6. Come at me shorties😂

[@Bimbo-w1n]

@@hitoshishinsou6584 *laughs in 5'7* mortals

[@samb3254]

hawks: *curses* me: okay but thats hot

[@genesisbeal6170]

RIGHT!?

[@salt2wound]

**insert will smith "ohh thats hawt-" meme**

[@junom7394]

Oh yeeeeah

[@deaththekid6820]

@@salt2wound it's rewind time

[@geronimos002]

hawks: exists me:okay but thats hot (and also why im alive too)

[@florcamacho8815]

*Hawks kissing someone* Me being a Hispanic and a Sagittarius: they both bouta catch these hands with no regrets😠 ✨Next thing you know they both we're never heard of again✨💀

[@kaitlyn306]

Me, a Libra: Bish, I'm made for this. Hawks: *flirts and kisses someone else* Me: This is a stupid game anyway... *pouts*

[@dkaylabyers2349]

I was the 100

[@著作権-p5d]

Hawks: *being a weirdo like always unu* Me,being a sagittarius: *BoI IVe bEeN rEjEcTiNg YoU tHiS hOlE tiMe*

[@CreatorBarbie]

Period😌

[@karolcastillo86]

Same -hispanic and an ♐

[@pinkrat5319]

Me: *accidentally timeskips* *slapping noises* Me: Oh?

[@alexsal7915]

Same ;-;

[@kiaharanunez3510]

Hahahaha

[@lavender1761]

R e e e

[@bbfr7482]

ya AcCidEnTlLY

[@bbfr7482]

xD 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@guppii4194]

Him: "You trying to see other people when you got me?" Me: *"I-..... I just want friends man-"*

[@uncomfortablegayleftist6600]

ツPeachyBree You’re not allowed-

[@your1fan808]

Extra Strength Advil that ain’t healthy-

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

:)

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

SAME

[@mirandam4969]

I’m lonely too don’t worry *eeeee-

[@brandabunny4018]

hawks calls another lady a full on meal: Me: sToP YoU cAn OnLy CaLL mE a MeAl

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

He's going to BE my next meal if he does it again

[@gacha_majesticnugget2161]

@@jupitertheplanetboy7328 Spark Plug?! What are u doing here👀

[@BananaPeeler-sz7km]

*Angry yandere noises*

[@slurpyderpy3737]

Then I’m a Whole damn FEAST

[@St4r_Yur1]

Yagami Yato: *slurps aggressively on a slushie for the kissing sounds*

[@mayleinmistok9007]

I don’t think it’s kissing sounds for the slurping parts😭

[@laybeyy]

Lmao definitely not kissing 😂

[@verosika590-n9c]

@@mayleinmistok9007 it was something else that you don`t want to think about📸🤨

[@memiuzamaki1186]

My lower: ocean My dad: no where to be found My mom : not knowing what is going on Satan : proud God : disappointed Hotel: trivago

[@breesimmons9691]

LMAOO I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS

[@charleycrabb5279]

"My lower- ocean... but are there waves?..

[@ivn5529]

@@charleycrabb5279 and I oop-

[@starryrose8336]

Spongebob: Square Pants

[@hessa7610]

I-

[@SconesWithJam]

your trying to see other people after last time? me, clearing my history: n o-

[@katsukibakugo685]

You to half- half?!

[@JustaTadmentallyunwell.]

Katsuki Bakugo Tell the nerd.

[@katsukibakugo7953]

Wow now I'm gonna guess next is denki or shityhair

[@tamakiamajiki4070]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@Alexander-mq6xq]

Wtf is going on

[@rubee_buzz]

Hawks: I- Me: FLY ME TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARTS LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IN LIKE ON JUPITER AND MARS-

[@baguette1455]

IN OTHER WORDS PLEASE BE TRUE IN OTHER WORDS I LOVE YOUUUUU

[@saturn_star2508]

FILL MY HEART WITH SONG AND LET ME SING FOREVER MORE. YOU ARE ALL I LOVE, ALL I WORSHIP, AND ADORE.

[@mirandam4969]

Yes

[@gamingwithvp8081]

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG >W

[@imthemothking]

I love this song very much

[@lxser8917]

Hawks: “So you think you can make me jealous” Me: *kisses Bakugou and Dabi and Deku on the cheek * “wait what were you saying”

[@bawkcluck]

Dabi would have set him off so... rip

[@lxser8917]

Emma Scott Yeaaa 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@totallynotparker.3579]

"I should have left you on that street corner where I found you...." Me: *very obnoxiously loud* BUT CHA DIDNT! My guy roommate: "Parker wtf" Me: "Yagami Yato uploaded...." Him: "SHOOT MY PHONES DEAD CAN I WATCH WITH CHU?!" Me: "Sure bro"

[@stfuyoupenis]

What a true bro

[@meeplol802]

That's sweet

[@xxxfox6733]

Bro....can I move in XD

[@monsterbread8686]

That's goals

[@zoechase8801]

and that's what friends are forrrrrr~

[@just-killme.5353]

Title: “So you think you can make me jealous?” Also the title: “ *Jealous Hawks* x Jealous listener” Me:Yes,yes I do😳💅🏼

[@squoooshy]

I'm sorry but your P R O F I L E I know I spelt that wrong.

[@NurseOrysia1]

Yeah, your pfp is an entire damn *m o o d*

[@shoki3760]

@@NurseOrysia1 yes it is

[@Kurokamiiix]

Me: Imagine if Yagami made a ‘Jealous Hawks x listener’ *Checks Yagami’s channel* Me:....holy shi-

[@sw4g_b0ss_222]

POV: Your looking through the comments while listening to the video😗✌️

[@3xile_792]

Listen. Don't call me out man 🤠

[@engene109]

Yeppoo and I am laughing

[@animesimpmae]

True

[@Clov3r_143]

I'm looking for THE comment It may be a long journey but I will find it 🥲

[@eviesmith5837]

*Hawk:"Some random guy or some random girl."* Me:He don't discriminate,gonna get a taste

[@jesusgudetama3190]

He still a playboy and a gay boy

[@eviesmith5837]

@@jesusgudetama3190 Ayyyeeeee

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

Todoroki’s Love Child go and slay boy, you my fav boy

[@goshalligacha7673]

Hawks: “What’s my cream filling like?” Me: SIR-

[@Piza_Hut]

this is mcdonalds, and the ice cream is broken-

[@goshalligacha7673]

Roboanime -0w0 x3

[@Piza_Hut]

@*•Milk -•And•- Tea•* that is just sad

[@gashinaya4433]

*•Milk **-•And•-** Tea•* TBH: it’s AINT broken, they just dont wanna make it

[@BananaPeeler-sz7km]

woah WoAh *WOAH*

[@jennyfumanyluba6509]

Hawks : "I spent blood sweat and tears doing this" Me: "oh word ? Bts ?" 😳 Hawks: "and I don't mean that song" Me: "Oh shit whaddup bro, you wanna go ???" 🦅🏃‍♀️

[@wormonastring6425]

Hawks: “So you think you can make me jealous?” Me, being the smartass I am: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!?

[@bean-ir8fi]

ArE yOu ChAlLeNgInG mE?

[@kxmu]

Hawks: "Pipsqueak" *Me being the tallest person in my class:* IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!

[@carrot9933]

Me being the shortest in my classes 🤬🤬 WANNA FIGHT ME 😌

[@lavender1761]

I was second tallest in my old class and I will see in my new one

[@thelistener2537]

BRUH HELLAAA

[@dashag.8178]

HA THAT WAS MY REACTION TOO I WAS LIKE BITCH IM PRETTY SURE IN TALLER THAN YOU MY MANS

[@thelistener2537]

@@dashag.8178 exactlyyyyy

[@TeeLuvsEddie]

Hi there, my fellow sinners I’m your sin salesman for today Alright so if you wish to prepare yourself before the wonderful terrifying sammich experience I suggest (45:30) But if you are like me and you wish to jump right on in. I strongly recommend (46:00) Of course all of these deals come at the small price of 1 like Well that’s all folks😁

[@nagitokomaeda4911]

I will not press those me two seconds later presses the numbers

[@ilysm6200]

i love this 😭

[@TeeLuvsEddie]

your mom Why thank you dear! I do take pride in my work😁

[@cherries5962]

47:13.... I have recieved a 🌌W A P🌠

[@xxmidnightwolfxx7400]

Do you know how many comments I went through just looking for a time stamp!? I thank you kind salesperson.❤

[@user-qx2ny]

OK BUT- hear me out Im slightly interested to see what he'd do if the listener was hurt

[@abiharu]

uwu my thoughts exactly

[@cheesegrind]

Same here because I'm genuinely hurt man ;-;

[@Ladykurama7]

I would love that!

[@Vixionxx]

@@cheesegrind Same man ;-;

[@sadberry7716]

*yandere chicken nugget has entered the chat*

[@puffielps5522]

Yagami while recording: 👁👄👁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@beebaby9357]

Why did this make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@surpiseparade]

pretty much

[@leavemealone7108]

😂😂

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

So true

[@emmaboyce6970]

Yeah, so? How else are you supposed to make applause sound effects? Though, I’ve got admit, the applause sounds a bit abnormal- 🤨 🤣🤣🤣 I’m kidding~