"Marry Me, Right Now!" A Romantic/Cuddly Hawks x Listener P7 Spicy Ver

[@Hoodie_Boi]

“Morning kid” “Morning adult” *Conversation 2000*

[@gypsies.zetzip]

Bro this is underrated as fuck, I literally shit myself from laughing so hard

[@itsuki4012]

This just made my day 😂

[@erinelaurence9719]

Best conversation EVER 😂

[@ilikeyou8042]

SBSUSHSBXDDDD

[@daylightmoonlight7360]

hoodie boi m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJe7dJVvnbh1g8k Lol

[@luca-kun7416]

My bf: how much do you love me MEe: a lot My bf: more than anime characters? Me: know your limits

[@Callmeaiden666]

Best comment

[@Bells03]

@coco pastel but then you have to know your limits with him too since he'll like his waifus ;c

[@mostperfectgirl1]

LMFAOOOD

[@NarutoUzumaki-mp3zb]

OMG YEESS

[@calamaria9624]

Dang youre nice. I wouldve said F^ck no.

[@cheshthegreat3323]

*Here you go---> **26:42* *its okay if you dont like* *this is the spicy part----> **31:01* *Now THAT will cost you a like*

[@tishhaaa]

on the spicy part it sound like umm... his killing the tomatoes like he literally squishy tomatoes

[@adambridges9070]

Ah a person of culture

[@purplevenom2019]

69th like-

[@Neris-is-sleepy]

batisha sini i can see your new to the fandom that’s how it works

[@problemchild6260]

Thanks

[@calamaria9624]

24:05 "Hey kid..." Yeah? (Muffled) "I'm about to say something really really stupid-" Wait! Pause* hang on let me finish brushing my teeth- I need to have clean teeth before I either start histerically laughing or crying collectively. Spits) Nose inhale* Okay. "You gonna listen to me?..." Now I am. " it's stupid-" Like me "Its reckless-" Like you. "And it's something not alot of people would agree to you know?" Like skydiving while attempting to juggle knives. (Idk why this came to mind...) "Marry me?..." OH SHI- Edit:1k?! You guuuuuuyyyys! I dont deserve this much praise! 😅 this is so overrated - w -

[@reyes8760]

I had the same fucking reaction 🤣

[@grxysxn_]

YESSIR😂😂😂

[@parkerguillen-hidalgo4382]

god i love this lmao

[@calamaria9624]

@@parkerguillen-hidalgo4382 Thank yoo!

[@parkerguillen-hidalgo4382]

Cala Maria 😁👍🏻

[@Lackluster1]

"You really ARE light as a feather..." (Sees reflection of all 15 of my chins on my phone screen.) (One single tear drop from eye.)

[@Sillysillysillysillysilly259]

mood

[@asterius8]

This one's damn underrated ;_;

[@Sweetism02]

Ur beautiful anyways, sweetheart! Remember u r important and gourgoues!!

[@oranjekola]

😂 Comments on this are on fire.

[@wolflover-yq9ll]

Lackluster same😂

[@katsukibakugofan4645]

Hawks: “just relax” Me: “JUST RELAX, LETS TURN ON THE RADIO, WOULD YOU LIKE M OR FMMMMMMMMM!”

[@somedude66696]

KAJAEJJWKWHWBWH

[@claudefaustus890]

I heard this-

[@honjkz1899]

Why can I hear this?

[@softbakugoukatsuki7761]

Pffft- Btw nice name

[@meizho3069]

👨‍🍳😙👌

[@reganwhite6955]

*Hawks:* Marry me, ri- *Me:* Yes *Hawks:* But I didn’t even- *Me:* shhhhhh

[@badumchhh9503]

💍. Nothing further your honor.

[@lil23akira]

Listener: Say less 👌✨

[@just_a_simp_edits]

By the power wested in me I pronounce us husband and wife

[@kayleefinnegan1335]

This is me😂😂

[@keeshaheling7517]

"You're too angelic to be real" Me: Uno reverse Also me: cries cause he's not real😭😭

[@good_gacha_vibes8331]

I heard they've been shifting realities. Like, all of 'em, villains too. Can you imagine Dabi just sitting in your backyard, looking for you cause he wants to fuc-

[@goodriddance4669]

TBH they all be dead cuz we'll rip them apart not wanting to share or somet'

[@alicewintercrest7444]

Aweeee😭💔

[@maddierenaae]

Good_Gacha_Vibes 83 yes pls-

[@abby4564]

that's the struggles of being a weeb 😫

[@luvvinmya7229]

hawks : “marry me, right now” me, who’s basically married to all of the bnha : “sure, i’ll just add you to the collection-“ hawks : “collection?” me : 👁👄👁

[@seven8962]

**Pokedex has been completed !!**

[@momoyaoyorozu7961]

So this is the list... there’s an empty space all the way down here- make sure you don’t bump into Bakugos name.

[@oikaoru5236]

LMAO

[@dinosaurvictrola7839]

Gotta catch em' all

[@shadowmoon2553]

They are jot pokémon now I guess....

[@darkflowers]

Me: I hate pet names. Hawks: *calls me Kid.* Aizawa: *calls me Kitten or Kitty* Me: nevermind... I love pet names now.

[@necrobotanical7047]

bro s a m e

[@C0r3yN3rd]

TOKOYAMI! Why are you here????

[@hizashiyamada893]

Jᴜsᴛ YOᑌᖇ average MULTISHPPER \they haven’t noticed me yet\

[@Bxdbxy_]

And that's on daddy issues

[@extildrimknaw4231]

YESS

[@zooks8188]

"marry me right now!" the whole yagami yato fanbase: *wedding attire on*

[@ajaxthegem3301]

zooks y e s

[@dehydrated_13]

I call dibs on the lobster tux

[@its_really_kaci]

*Speeds to the nearest David's Bridal on search of the perfect dress*

[@arimay3829]

I’m too broke for a wedding dress

[@JustaTadmentallyunwell.]

*I call dibs on the c a r r o t dress.*

[@melol4226]

lonely?: yes simping for: hawks daddy issues: 100% hotel? trivago

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

i cant relate more

[@yanibobonni]

honestly felt this one

[@matildamozee9989]

YUP 😐

[@chloebrooks7862]

Hell yeah!! This is my life

[@kmirrahgrant1412]

everyone: relates

[@itsansk_jokling1198]

'marry me,Right Now' Listener: "add him to the list-"

[@katyalumi]

[Its an Sk_ Jokling] same

[@Kitsueki]

Gotta catch em all!

[@blueberry_pancakes9826]

Get in line honey

[@mikewaszoski8115]

We literally gonna be married to everyone soon except Mineta!!!😂😂

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

**wheeze**

[@jeanneafheyg.9263]

Hawks: ” you just flip a switch-” Me: ” i just flipped the switch. fLiP FlIp”

[@renlurks]

Jeannea Gonzales XDDDD

[@leviackerman419]

Jeannea Gonzales tiktok addict i see

[@jeanneafheyg.9263]

Levi Ackerman don't judge me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

[@Rynn_is_taking_over]

OMGG I WAS SINGING THE SAME THING.

[@riinari8693]

Jeannea Gonzales I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO DHDGD

[@Bimbo-w1n]

Hawk's proposal has the same energy as "Can I say something crazy?!" *Listener chuckles* Will you marry me? Can I say something crazier? YeS! Frozeeen boiii

[@animebish7494]

Frozen reference: nUiCe

[@Bimbo-w1n]

@@animebish7494 tHAnK oUy

[@sophiap.6952]

ugh it does and i don’t like it

[@Bimbo-w1n]

@@sophiap.6952 whyy I find it adorable? I do admit it was kinda rushed but we had like three weddings so

[@sophiap.6952]

Mio Toru i don’t lie frozen as much i mean, i noticed it too and thought of the song but that was it. the way he did it was so nonchalant and cyOot omg i love him

[@azrhitic]

My bf: "baby, how much you love me..?" Me: "no one can replace you~" Him: "what about Hawks-" Me: "LiMiTs BoI!!!"

[@2_loser]

At least you have a bf :'D

[@good_gacha_vibes8331]

"learn your place, boyfriend. You don't EVER come ahead of my husband's."😁😆

[@vilmalegata6164]

@@2_loser you single too? Yay another member to the single pringle squad...

[@vilmalegata6164]

@@good_gacha_vibes8331 lmao But... True...

[@ariip2422]

@@vilmalegata6164 ey the single pringel squad :D-

[@raydagreatok5742]

“You really are light as a feather” SO YOU THINK IM ✨*SKINNY*

[@nessmcgee3184]

SKINNUY

[@Greenhoney73]

YESSS!!!!

[@choco_beans6979]

AHFJAJCJA

[@sillyhallucinations]

sO yOu ThInK iM sKiNnNnNnNy?¿?¿?¿

[@richardridenour2036]

Bro I am 146 pounds😂😂😂

[@Dedektrix]

Omg Hawk: just relax, I’ll make sure ur husband treats u right” Me: 😳🤰🏽

[@Dedektrix]

31:01

[@callmehcrystal2589]

I- BAKUGOU??!?

[@lunart8408]

Delilah Garciaaa why

[@lunart8408]

Delilah Garciaaa why you do this to me?

[@kmirrahgrant1412]

ummm is that’s the black emoji and ur profile is- ok🙈

[@strawberry.b1tch703]

hawks: marry me me with a list of husbands: write that down, wRITE THAT DOW- Edit: LMFAO I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL WOULD LIKE MY COMMENT THAT MUCH, SORRY I CALLED Y'ALL OUT 💀💀

[@depresspresso84]

UNDERRATEDUNDERRATEDUNDERRATED

[@Seven-qm2nk]

I LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@icky_pup]

WrItE ThAt tHe fUcK DoWwWwWwN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@oliviaa.2887]

FACTSSSS😭

[@matthewburg311]

uwu yes

[@brinleyayers6166]

18:00 “I don’t always feel real.” Me: *Because your not* Edit: thank you for all the likes 🥺

[@bakugoxkirishima3387]

Damn

[@dianakeithchanemougame4125]

💀

[@thelostorchid767]

... I felt that

[@Siriuslyloveasmr]

Damn 🥺

[@soggyratart]

@@Siriuslyloveasmr Oh no- Keigo- I swear they didn't mean it chicken strip-

[@theadventuresofme5982]

Hawks: *Talking about his sob story* Me: *playing with his wings*

[@grxysxn_]

-I see u are a person on culture-

[@joaniiHD]

@Takami Keigo ähmm

[@pyka6636]

Shit, I don’t want to like because I’ll ruin 69

[@peeka-itsboo]

DoNt ToUcH theY ArE seNsItIve

[@joaniiHD]

@Takami Keigo Okay imma touch the sensitive of you're Wings and take one feather

[@trixtxi]

Hawks: “You smell nice...” Me: “And you smell like fried chicken”

[@manofmassmurder9716]

@chxrrybxbyy_ right the bestttt 💕

[@VidaliaBlight]

@@manofmassmurder9716 ew

[@aldeashehu1343]

I CAN'T HEAR THE AUDIO I READ THE COMMENT AT THE SAME TIME I CAN'T STAY SERIOUS,IT'S HILARIOUS 😭💀

[@lj573]

The fact that your psf is tanjiro had me in tears of laugh

[@abigailsie]

WRONG ANIME! WRONG ANIME! ( actually in real life i simp so fcking much for Hawks.😔 )

[@m0ach845]

Hawks: “Can you feel it?” 28:04 Me: “CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS-“ I’ll go home...

[@5scooters172]

OH YEAH MR KRABS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@almond712]

woah

[@slinkslonk]

LMAOOOOO

[@spyrodelta1203]

😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@Master_Cheeks]

Plot twist u already are home

[@snipersochi3542]

Can we get a overprotective hawks x pregnant listener?? I’d be down to hear him panic over being a good father.🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@anqyeli]

that would be so cute 🥺

[@assassinblitz7167]

OMG yes

[@katherinebermudez3403]

Omg yes please

[@katherinebermudez3403]

Now I just cannot stop thinking about how that would be OMG

[@x._.welcomx5177]

Yessssss

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot666]

Random funny thought. Listener: Hey, Chicken Strips?~ Hawks: Yes, Baby bird?~ Listener: Guess what Hawks: Hm?~ Listener: CHICKEN BUTT *slaps his ass*

[@naenae3115]

Yes

[@jaxxskellington7652]

yes YESSSSS

[@kiyokasanachi7268]

... That works

[@kora-_-5954]

OMFG WHYYYYY JUST WHYYYYYY 😂😭💀💫✨

[@azeii4097]

Wtf? 🤣

[@Transformieedits]

Hawks: "marry me," Me: *high pitched scream* "YES! YES ILL MARRY YOU!" Also me: "MOM IM GETTING MARRIED!!!" My mom: "I asked for a normal daughter. A normal daughter and this is what I get.."

[@just_a_simp_edits]

Well you are a standard weeaboo so you are kinda normal

[@sugarbug5993]

THAT WAS ME TO MY MOM, AND THAT WAS MY MOM'S REACTION OMG.

[@just_a_simp_edits]

Sugarbug i can relate 😭

[@AlphanaII517]

We gone be drinking champagne tonight boys

[@just_a_simp_edits]

Midnight Diamond I’ll bring the glasses

[@crisgrim3671]

Me: *sitting on the couch listening and drawing* Bf: why do you listen to this? What does he got that I don't? *Yells from the kitchen* Me: "she". *Tries not to laugh* Bf: "she"? *Is utterly confused* Me: *explains to him* Him: 👁️👄👁️ wha- He still can't believe he got out played by yato😂😂 love you yato!♥️♥️

[@thecrazycat4723]

LOL 😂 YES I AM OMG

[@Moonys17]

@Breannah Neher Yagami Queen is a girl, that's what she meant u.u

[@Moonys17]

Well I think that's what she means bc she corrected the he for a she and then said she explaining so... I'm assuming that's the thing, in case it's not then idk lmao

[@Zeilix]

“What does he got that I don’t” I would of said sensitive wings 😂

[@s2yashironenes232]

@@Zeilix I would have said a Chicken Butt😂

[@val5940]

"hey kid i'm about to say something really really stupid." me every time i open my mouth

[@thegay3394]

MOOOOD 💀

[@uwubotado2867]

Why can I relate

[@C0r3yN3rd]

Fumikage Tokoyami TOKOYAMI??!?!

[@C0r3yN3rd]

Fumikage Tokoyami You better run

[@vg1rll]

baku FML DUDE THATS ME IN A NUTSHELL

[@dmctism]

hawks: okay boys,girls and non binary folk theres enough of me to go around calm down

[@sweets4139]

keigo takami yes.

[@Ray-po6xw]

Hey it’s another me hello

[@kool_loser_energy616]

keigo takami We all want the chicken wings! Hand it over 🤲

[@Demetrius__]

keigo takami I can Share.

[@jzelheart5663]

What would be the main course at our wedding?

[@42spideys]

Me: okay. I'm about to sleep- Yato: *hey you have to be engaged first* Me: *yes*

[@klowfi1]

Nah, you skipped the engagement, you're just straight up married and it was consummated within ten minutes

[@denkikaminari3361]

@@klowfi1 sounds like a Vegas wedding😁💍🍰🌹♥️

[@fenk4485]

TheLoserBirb I felt that one, it’s 5am 😂

[@blackandbeautiful8884]

Bf: do you love me? Me: Of CoUrSe Him: more than the anime characters you simp over?? Me: UHH CHILE- ANYWAYS SOOOO....

[@thelostorchid767]

Yeah

[@matthewburg311]

OH GOD-

[@heeheetime3139]

Drop em drop the bf

[@eviehouse3598]

know your limits.

[@t3ra_xx]

I WOULD JUST DUMP HIM IF I WAS YOU!

[@briannaboswell-rowe4222]

Me: IM GETTING MARRIED TO HAWKS!! Brother: WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!? Me: *SCREECHES*

[@aijulont2681]

Same

[@Unknown-oy8ee]

I felt that on a spiritual level

[@xJust_Existingx]

Everyone who listens to these has no chance at being normal

[@monicaparagona9391]

@@xJust_Existingx we're normal in our ways

[@xJust_Existingx]

@@monicaparagona9391 To each other we're normal but to anyone else we're not

[@charleighfoster2209]

Am I the only on listening to this while going through all the hilarious comments 👁👄👁

[@icky_pup]

Nope... I'm here too

[@peachygaming3138]

Noop

[@thelistener2537]

Nopeee

[@misty4715]

Nah fam rn he's kissing my face off🤣

[@thelistener2537]

@@misty4715 🤣

[@bun3724]

Me: is this what your looking for 😉✋28:00 No charge just so you dont have to scroll for long

[@millyhosking4641]

THIS WAS POSTED 14 MINS AGO HOW😂

[@haiileyjaade2638]

wha- ....I mean I'll take it

[@bun3724]

@@millyhosking4641 GOD SPEED

[@bun3724]

@@haiileyjaade2638 god speed

[@bun3724]

How I found this part only 15 minutes after it was posted is for me to know and you to wonder

[@leviquentin1134]

my lonely ass listening to hawks asking us to marry him: Yes!!! my trust issues: 👁👄👁 my self hatred: 👁👄👁 me: -realising he is not real and start crying-* my depression that reminded me:👁👅👁

[@walkerv..x]

Same bro 😂😌♥️

[@2_loser]

I felt that-

[@Silver_Snake04]

Same same!

[@karmalived]

periot😔

[@Sickizsm]

I felt that 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@virginiaheidotting7823]

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED* New kink available: _"Hawks calling you kid"_

[@jacquelineaguilar3841]

BBABAHAHAHAHA I CANNOTTT

[@lottietyson7251]

riiiiiiiiiiiiigghhtt

[@Springtrapsekitten]

UH- sir 👁👄👁

[@hilariously_dum]

👀👀👀👀👀

[@leaha9470]

WHEEZZEE

[@claudefaustus890]

Me- "Will you pass me the butter, Daddy?" *both Hawks and my Father reach for the butter* Me- *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."

[@thelistener2537]

😂

[@cass1832]

Claude Faustus If I was a guy id do that shit on purpose to piss my girl off. To bad I'm a girl...

[@eliotonyx354]

oh my gosh YESSS

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

I don’t call my dad daddy lmfaooooo

[@2_loser]

This made me laugh too hard... I NEED MY INHALER-

[@cutepandagirl8521]

“Marry me, right now!” Me: *doesnt even watch the video* YES Hawks: I didn’t ask yet I- Me: I do

[@bidiaryy6056]

hawks: “chicken wing” me: *laughs and throws head back* also me: *smacks head on bed frame*

[@zeo8979]

Me too.

[@sushiweeb332]

This should have more likes also rip💀

[@celestialstarships4020]

I did the same thing, I-

[@wayababaya]

ouch 😭 i've done that so many times, i hope your poor head is ok

[@alyssamartinez5511]

Lmao

[@lanishriner4659]

*_Hawks dealing with depression and self-harm really hit home for me_*

[@rintaswife]

i hope you’re better doing better now and if not it’ll get better and you’re loved 💕💕

[@tomuracastro714]

Same tho

[@nicolekelly6778]

Yea when he talked abt it. It got me kinda sad ngl :(

[@kyliekahar]

you okay?

[@lanishriner4659]

@@kyliekahar I'm getting better, but life still kinda sucks I hope your doing well tho, you wonderful stranger

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Cece(Yato): **posts Hawks** Me: *TIME TO BE CALLED KID BY A YOUNG MAN FOR 40 MINUTES STRAIGHT.*

[@thecursedknightofwisdom9618]

*_YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

[@alistair5537]

So very true

[@bugzz3945]

True

[@urmumgaehalol]

Bruh

[@EmpressPrinceofhell]

Is it a coincidence that my nickname is CeCe

[@erikayag8819]

Keigo: “We could talk about anything me: *do pigeons have feelings*

[@gypsies.zetzip]

This is the most accurate question I've ever heard.

[@_thatrand0mb1tch_98]

Erika Yag does you profile picture have feelings 😂😂

[@Parker_Lot]

Well I mean we already have a bird man in front of us so-

[@Sweetism02]

I am a pigeon

[@Manami_Yasukko]

Bro!!!! Friends:*sleeping* Me:*wakes her up* do (pigeons/pillows) (have/feel) (feelings/pain) ? Friends: *sigh* ಠ_ಠ

[@lucielthepotato]

Me:I marry a boy My dad:Ok as long you are happy son! Me:i’m marry Hawks from my hero academia My dad:Why can’t you be a normal gay boy

[@system_0033]

Me trying to reply to my gf while listening to this: hey BB! I love U! 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@zoeld2840]

Damn 👁💧👄💧👁

[@originaleslie]

Hate to break it to you but th voice actor is a girl- well Im bi So im here for it AS BYHV W

[@aliumvideos]

🤣 I'm Dieing!!!!!

[@lucielthepotato]

@@originaleslie haha i know😅

[@makaylamartin1783]

Hawks: “something about the way you look right now makes me more into you” *looks down and sees dabi on my shirt*

[@shadowartz9043]

Dabi x hawks in the making

[@mariussatoru5686]

Because it's the BEST ship 🍗💙

[@Ambruh-ux3zb]

XD

[@dinosaurvictrola7839]

@@mariussatoru5686 **Cries in Manga**

[@YYeeaah]

【〜A Disappointment〜】 same...

[@kaitlynmonahan7666]

She has no right being this smooth. I'm ruined for real men forever, this should be illegal.

[@user-jc1hl7cw7f]

i’m not attracted to real men anymore

[@kora-_-5954]

@a, #relatable

[@kaitlynmonahan7666]

@a you and me both😂

[@CasHatMcQuack]

@@user-jc1hl7cw7f m o o d

[@blkhoney2001]

"Marry Me, Right Now" Me: "It's a beautiful night, we looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you."💅💍

[@jayan8364]

is it the look in your eyes, or is it the dancing juice? who cares baby? i think I wanna marry you~

[@Emulira]

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard We can go No one will know Oh c'mon girl

[@kuromi-f4q]

Time stamp? Plz :c

[@jayan8364]

@@kuromi-f4q Dude it's a song lmao

[@jayan8364]

love the pfp tho

[@espresso5990]

Hawks: “Maybe I can be a monster in a good way..because you deserve a monster don’t you?~” Me: I’m scared Hawks: “just don’t be too scared” Me *screams!*

[@Fl0werB4sil_.]

Yagami has camera in our houses istg

[@lunykid1234]

~he can hear you~

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

I would hide in the closet

[@rabidbunny3178]

hawks: "most of what i want is right infront of me" me staring at my screen: *i see we have things in common*

[@paywowza]

i’m in love with myself too

[@Ktx.lauraa]

Keigo? Why are you listening to your own self?

[@icky_pup]

I'm screeching right now! How is everyone here!!?

[@arseniovasquez9286]

@@Ktx.lauraa he a single babt

[@rabidbunny3178]

@@Ktx.lauraa im very hot.

[@FayeFrogg]

This man knows he makes people go from: "aww baby" to: "aww baby ~"

[@pandeloso2544]

SO TRUE BITCH!!!!!!!

[@izzy7884]

And I oop-

[@sleakbanisher337]

I- JAIL

[@ohshitabug5791]

Why did I read that last one in Todoroki's voice lmao-

[@shoki3760]

AND THATS THE TRUTH SIS

[@punn_mari2973]

Hawks is one of the only reasons I’m not a full on lesbian yet

[@prancingdeer5785]

Bold of you to assume Hawks isn’t a lesbian

[@moonwithspoon5312]

omg 👁👄👁 samee

[@hehehdbejwneeieuiwkf5918]

I'm bisexual, by that I mean I'm a lesbian who obsesses over fictional men

[@hilariously_dum]

*laughs in irl bisexual*

[@maggiecastilleja3290]

True

[@Mina-yy9xm]

Imagine us being 91 years old Hawks: “hey kid”

[@mona6595]

Oh no!!?!?!?!

[@Annabanana418]

XD

[@Annabanana418]

@Soul Muse :0 thank

[@flowzeycontent937]

Hey my great grandma is that old!! 👌

[@yerryberry.0]

the amount of times he calls us kid makes the FBI ✨wonder✨

[@theyluvfiwy]

Me:MOM IM GETTING MARRIED Mom:to who? Me: fictional character Mom: One normal daughter that’s all I ask for

[@spyrodelta1203]

Lmao

[@bugzz3945]

Oof

[@izukumidoriya3098]

Yeah I feel you all my mom wants is normal kids that get good grades and don't have an attitude

[@minaashido9714]

That’s a mood-

[@izukumidoriya3098]

@@minaashido9714 😂

[@otter4604]

"You're as light as a feather." So you think in skinny??? Lemme have my moment! Lemme have my MOMENT!

[@thesimps8574]

I'm am too

[@uh5109]

The fact that he calls me a kid makes this even more illegal

[@Lynnsues]

It has 69 likes...and I wanna like it but I dont want it to change...oh well someone has to do it..

[@sillygoose0-O]

Yep

[@sadtamikiamajiki1218]

Fatgum!

[@atlasvv]

but screw it im not complaining 😼✨

[@sillygoose0-O]

skxtscker lmao

[@x.Ghostyyyy.x]

Hawks:like our height difference." Me stands up and looks at self noticing im 5'2": uhhhhh yeah u pretty much gotta bend down to kiss me Self esteem: 0% Him: I'm surprised you're not as confident. Me: baby my confidence is long gone like my Dad.

[@ckie5749]

If he like our hight and im 5'8 👁👄👁 how tall is he

[@lordgabba9653]

*cries in not even 5”* *cries in the shortest of my family* *cries in my 10 year old cousin is taller than me*

[@adrianapalominos6575]

same bro

[@bawkcluck]

*crys in 5’1*

[@bawkcluck]

Cøøkíe He’s 5’8 as well 😂

[@tallvcon2939]

*hawks holding listener in a hug for a comfort audio* Doorbell: *rings* Hawks: *drops listener* Hawks: my chicken is here!!

[@misty4715]

But he already has chicken remember he be calling us a "chicken tender~" 👌🏻😌

[@misty4715]

Still thats so true🤣

[@irisalvarez6]

Listener: BUT THAT CANNIBALISM (“._.)

[@kokichiouma9002]

@@irisalvarez6 and his favorite food to 💀

[@blackcherries1868]

Ejiro Kirishima WAIT KIRISHIMA?!?

[@otterlykazui609]

Me: MOM IM MARRY MY 14th MAN Mom: *All i wanted is a normal daughter...*

[@blueberry_pancakes9826]

i believe that is an impossible request

[@Gucci_flip_flops6]

My mom is ready to disown me I swear to god-

[@otterlykazui609]

Having bunch of ring pop *hell yesh* 😚😚🤣🤣

[@devkaxt8234]

Hmph! 😂 if I would have said that to my mom she would have said "WHAT!!! WHAT MEN ARE YOU MARRIED TO"

[@Strawberry-td7ez]

Oh wait y’all moms know?-

[@sweets4139]

YESSSS HAWKSSSS MY CHICKEN NUGGGETT “Marry me right now” Yessir

[@taylorholt825]

Oh yes *daddy* (reference from tik tok -w-)

[@rophelcampos3755]

Fem Midoriya You made a nightmare out of me

[@sweets4139]

Little Eri T-T I’m sorry my little potato

[@emiliaantti6669]

Quickest decision of my life

[@hawks1047]

:D

[@cinderolli2495]

Me: has boyfriend who gets jealous Also me: listens to stuff like this without him knowing Hehe he'll never knowww

[@sideers]

Watch him also like yagami yato

[@Theforgottenrivers]

Heh guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

[@heyitscoconey]

Depressed HumanLMFOAJSJSSB NOOO

[@astiwassleep]

Same Evan is a jealous puppy

[@heidyzoldyck9133]

Sucks to be you I don’t have one

[@miloh3y]

23:03 hawks: "you smell calm," me: *smells myself* "nah i just smell like beer, you alcoholic chicken"

[@Theforgottenrivers]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn Man you gotta roast me

[@lilyanderson9061]

I smell like a fucking swamp

[@crimcrim1987]

I smell like onions and shit wtf

[@2_loser]

I smell like ✨ANXIETY✨

[@amyconway1631]

I smell like fucking shower gel are you guys okay, do I need to set up an intervention??

[@li-lh3mz]

IRL guy: Cutie ;) Me: ew Hawks: *chicken wing* Me: o///o edit: WOW THATS A LOT OF LIKES TY

[@x.Ghostyyyy.x]

Realtible

[@katsukiphobic7879]

LDMSKSHD PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU?😭

[@li-lh3mz]

2kaede HEHWKDJEB UR PRETTY 🙈❤️✨

[@katsukiphobic7879]

Koushi Sugawara LFNWLSBDB THANK YOUU😿

[@emmalovely3311]

What about dadchi 030

[@きおし_kioshi]

*Chicken.*

[@YagamiYato]

Wiser words were never spoken.

[@tsuyuasui7154]

Amazing!!! Beautiful speech!!!!

[@kool_loser_energy616]

Amazing brilliant talented! Left me speechless

[@Sillysillysillysillysilly259]

ENCORE ENCORE

[@Hunniep0p]

👏👏👏👏 Bravissimo, such wise words from a wise person

[@louisallen459]

33:02 I literally screamed, “Holy sh!t it’s squelchy!” I think my roommate is now questioning whether I’m watching porn or watching food videos

[@baybee1198]

Both?

[@aubry4038]

I will my roommate and he just woke up because of me I mean thehe

[@erzascar5690]

Both I'm thinking of 'food wars' right now

[@bugboy6919]

lmao food porn HSHSHHSHSAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM DEAD

[@Ria-mn9fh]

Sjsjshsgauajah lmao

[@misspiggy2416]

He not real He’s not real He’s not real AHHH HES REAL IN MY WORLLDDD *(Good content Yagami!/u vids on tiktok xD)*

[@222beans]

wait she has tik tok?? can u plz tell me her username?

[@misspiggy2416]

blep oh someone is a fan and she just wanted to support the content

[@222beans]

@@misspiggy2416 oh ok thanks

[@misspiggy2416]

blep np

[@adambridges9070]

Aha a person like me

[@starsilluminateourgalaxy]

“Marry-“ Me: Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eating dinner while listening Bluetooth headphones: Battery low Me: NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

[@blxfull_artzz1301]

Good luck gamer😔

[@starsilluminateourgalaxy]

Blxfull_ artzz they just died I got to wait

[@arlert20]

THAT'S THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN

[@seven8962]

It happen to me yesterday---

[@Sagee69]

K C same--

[@adominationn]

KZbin: No Stream. Tap to retry. Me: *B-but HE WANTS TO ENGAGE!*

[@danae9833]

Don’t wanna know why you’re here.

[@katsukibakugo2023]

Katsuki Bakugou I felt this.

[@thebiggay2822]

Oh shit-

[@Demetrius__]

Katsuki Bakugou I also felt this.

[@amaneyugi902]

u h.

[@kaylameyer8789]

Me: *doing math homework while listening* (anyone else hate pre-calculus or?) Spice: *begins* Me: Suddenly I’ve forgotten how to math.

[@tyebrewster5021]

I also happen to be doing my algebra homework 😌

[@angelgurule6569]

SAME

[@thisnotchildfrog1771]

Whats math?-

[@system_0033]

Me with 7 schoolwork but laying in my bed: I-

[@nintendo-addictedkiddo7940]

LMAO SAME rn doing homework😌

[@vampzgurl666]

Does anyone else find his swearing insanely hot

[@mythicstars2988]

Honestly who doesn't, but then again this is coming from the person who likes the villians more sooo.

[@G00dbye557]

TOGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF A HAWKS VIDEO???!!!😎

[@vampzgurl666]

vi 👀 uh I can explain

[@Ambruh-ux3zb]

Toga?

[@mitsurikanroji6907]

Himiko Toga no u can’t

[@sleepyyrye]

Hawks: Marry- Me: *I do.*

[@avakintruly8894]

lmfaoo

[@micaylamercier7016]

Meeeeee🤣🤣🤣

[@michellea.3566]

TIME STAMP????

[@yourfavblackgirl7569]

Facts 😂😂

[@spookette]

That's how it be tho

[@Transformieedits]

Hawks: "you're light as a feather" Me: "so you think I'm sSkKiiiNnnyYyyyy!!!" 😂😂😂

[@deadizukumidoriya914]

YASA

[@kora-_-5954]

I’M DEAD 💀💫

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

My mood 25/8

[@yourfavblackgirl7569]

*WHEEZEEEE* Same!

[@ohxogen]

JSNSJSIZIEND

[@coallightz8828]

him: “you are..” me: “MY FIREEE”

[@ChubblyPanda]

The one, dESiRe

[@ChubblyPanda]

Coal lightz believe when I sAYyyy!!!

[@ChubblyPanda]

Coal lightz I want it that waAyyyyY

[@Theyfw_Liyahh]

@@ChubblyPanda TELL ME WHY

[@mirigod13]

@@Theyfw_Liyahh AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTAAAACHE

[@cow1086]

Why was when he said the F word SO HOT? ...I need halp..

[@sophiap.6952]

cause his voice is just mesmerizing like that uwu

[@adambridges9070]

@@sophiap.6952 agrees in fangirl

[@sophiap.6952]

Adam Bridges i love youR PFP ryuko is best girl TvT

[@leaprdprint]

We don’t THINK it’s hot, we KNOW it’s hot. Absolutely no argument. Lmao

[@onion4747]

You and me both

[@Ace_Gamez_Luv]

Me: MOM IM GETTING MARRIED AGAIN Mom: who is it this time? Me: A CHARACTER FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA!! Mom: ok, sweetie, just remember that you still have those villians to marry too

[@cece5119]

Pfft- M O O D

[@taishirotoyomitsu8775]

Best mom every i told my mom that and im 24 and she said I didn't drop u on ur head u know

[@kkeaacid2527]

Best mom ever TwT

[@mitsurikanroji6907]

Taishiro Toyomitsu omg 😭

[@lil.miss.Loralei]

Most supportive parent ever

[@kirisharkima3281]

Reads title just marry m- Me: say no more I have it set up and I have our rings- 30:57 I guess- 32:30 spice 33:31 *lost it* Bakugo singing is stuck in my head.... 38:26 oreally ;} 39:39 .|||||. OK the dislikes are all the villans am I right

[@minaashido9714]

Saaaaaaaame-

[@kirisharkima3281]

Uraraka I swear I wasn't here-

[@haileycrenshaw8927]

Thanks Sharkie!

[@kirisharkima3281]

Its all f r e e

[@Yahbinx1]

When you been scrolling for 10 minutes trying to find the times

[@acecerclif7871]

Can I just say I appreciate the lack of pronouns yagami yato uses. She even said 'spouse' instead of wife or husband. As a gay trans guy who has not had the most accepting surroundings and youth, I get so much comfort from this. Being able to listen and not have to actively make my brain change all the pronouns mentioned to mine is amazing

[@angelgurule6569]

💙💗🤍💗💙 (Sorry there was no pink or teal) I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thisnotchildfrog1771]

Me : nonbinary/genderneutral/genderless Also me : ~*agrees in gay*~

[@flowzeycontent937]

I’m a pan trans guy who does want to try dating a guy identifying as a guy but to bad I got a gf I want to marry

[@ollieverse]

She even uses they/them when pronouns are absolutely necessary 💙💙

[@eggbagg9659]

“His name was Dabl” *hyperventilating*

[@gosleep2608]

I heard cheating. Gotta kill him 🔪🐦

[@lesscatranslations]

Go sleep the bb bird got a kniFE

[@madashi-chan7836]

Hawks: *kissing us* me: *being an intellectual and kissing the air* my mom: what are you doing??? me: ummmm facial stretches ( I think that's what they are called) EDIT: thanks for 1.3k

[@tagffy1016]

Funny. 😁

[@tagffy1016]

No your not...

[@kora-_-5954]

I don’t do this because I share a room with my brother

[@trxshyl]

me hugging and kissing my body sized teddy bear*: HA

[@kora-_-5954]

@watch out corona, Oh so you are elite...

[@shadowartz9043]

*hawks low chuckles* Me: *yeets phone across room* Me: WHY DID THAT TURN ME ON SO MUCH!!!

[@laugh_atthe_accident5435]

*hawks low chuckles* Me: 🤰 🤰

[@ednamode9065]

BITCH SAME

[@camron8601]

Bruh im just over here looking like im having a secure xD. Along with hiding my face even though in alone 😂

[@elainemccreary8223]

I threw mine when I heard kuroos I was pissed at all the smack talk he did and I choke me pillow also me evil laugh

[@2_loser]

I did the same, now my phone is cracked.

[@kenmassleepparalysisdemon768]

Him: *kissing sounds* Me: "suddenly I'm kissing a chicken wing, and I'll do it again BARAPAPA"

[@simp-qg6ro]

BARAPAPA BYEIDOSKDD

[@Fl0werB4sil_.]

wat the actual *cHiCkEn*

[@accountname5491]

NURUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFF

[@t3ra_xx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏💀💀💀💀💀

[@demonynmoondrop3506]

XDDDDDD

[@pepperpoi]

he's marrying us and he still doesn't know our age Not like I care Edit: HOLY CARPFISH WHAT?? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY COMMENT WAS GETTING ATTENTION WHAT IS THIS!?

[@sinbinmcgee1601]

This mans has screwed us. Hawks is in too deep to give a damn

[@beetlethatsme2838]

*MM*

[@nandayo_141]

FBI OPEN UP

[@lol_me8127]

PointyPepper ITS OK CAUSE IM OF AGE SO YEET

[@raniayussuf2488]

He needs to go to jail🙄🧚🏾‍♀️🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚓

[@lucid8909]

Yato: *posts* Hawks: marry me right now Me in dabi cosplay: hheheheheheheheh fried chicken bi*ch

[@brendacooper9881]

FRIED CHICKEN TIME YASSSSS!!!!!!!!

[@keigotakami2028]

I was in my shoto todiroki cosplay

[@-shototodoroki-411]

Shouto Todoroki hallo other me I is you but with bible

[@l.j.rogers6368]

Lmao 🤣

[@jennahealey981]

Hawks: "...and 6 cats... I had the kill them with my quirk..." My cat in the background: MEOOOW

[@rabidbunny3178]

i have 5 cats and would share them with hawks :(

[@Yanderewife]

Nuuuu! Hide the kittens!!! O-O

[@lilyanderson9061]

I hide g money, Roxy, and unnamed turtle (LMAO Timmy if)

[@Ali_-lw2qx]

I was like is this a bad time to say I want a dog...

[@matthewburg311]

OH GOD HAWKS WHY YOU BIRD JUST BECAUSE CATS KILL BIRDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET REVENGE.

[@L1vvy1oo]

Hawks: excuse my poetic- Me: DoKi! dOkI! JɄ₴₮ MONICA Hawks: uh-

[@deny3525]

the flashbacks of when i played the game just doesn't sit right with me🧚‍♀️💖

[@honeyalize1582]

Osana Taro scdcidncldn kw ow of 😭😭😭

[@shoki3760]

YES

[@jylie_ujelele]

JUST MONIKA

[@demonynmoondrop3506]

XD

[@GingerbreadGerard]

" I demand more cuddles" Yessir

[@x.Ghostyyyy.x]

Me though 👁️👄👁️

[@honeybear2761]

Yessir😌

[@spades6240]

Damn...•~• BAKUGOU WONT CUDDLE ME ANYMORE! Ima Demand Him too then >;)

[@confusedcafe406]

Hawks. Buddy. Do u need a therapy session? U seam depressed.

[@isabellacubas5123]

Shhhh just let him fuck us

[@sydneyjuniper5356]

Isabella Cubas I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHIP

[@nataliamedina1107]

SDFDDDFGGFFFGGzFHG

[@hilariously_dum]

Isabella Cubas WHAT THE FUCK I- AJSHCUGHICJSHFNCKG

[@urbestie7403]

Isabella Cubas BAHAHHA

[@B3llatea]

Hawks: maybe we can start a family- Me, without hesitation: yes. Hawks: wait what-

[@phantompartyy]

It made my heart so soft when he said that ;-;;;;;;;

[@nightlight5741]

Jabami Yumeko YeahhhhHhh;-;;;;;;1

[@SnickyNicky96]

Can we please get an audio of him reacting to the listener being pregnant? I feel like it would be so cute

[@AnaRustenholtz]

"--that complexity you seem to think you have--" gasp are you calling me BASIC?! *[offended noises intensify]*

[@aoaoli]

Listening to this while reading Killing Stalking probably wasn't the best idea.

[@moonwithspoon5312]

hoooly ssshhhhht

[@akyIith]

must've hit differently while reading ks👺

[@kyliekahar]

u can multi task? 👁👄👁

[@trippybunny71]

LMFAOO HOW DID YOU FOCUS ON BOTH?? i tried to play one of my visual novel games but couldnt read while he was talking 😔

[@aoaoli]

@@trippybunny71 My brain was fried by the time this was over

[@hagerselmi4183]

Me : MOM I MARRIED A CHIKEN Mom to my dad : I told you that we should have used a candom

[@purplevenom2019]

DAMN-

[@hazlegay._.xio.9567]

OOP-

[@adambridges9070]

Lmfao

[@characterdevelopment8504]

Ah yes. The candom. The late in life child abortion tool. Is your child already out of the womb? Are they too old to be left in a hot car? Let me introduce to you a way to completely revolutionise abortion’s. Sure they might be considered murder, but we prefer to call them, Candoms.

[@natsueyama]

@@characterdevelopment8504 this actually made me laugh

[@lynncox3876]

No stream, tap to retry KZbin: “Get- BACK!!” Me: “Let me inn! I be the I.G.G.Y.!!” Wifi: “Omg no do not let her in!” KZbin: “I’m trYING!!!”

[@i_am_sketchy]

Yes... I was waiting for someone to post this

[@ItzAnimeChan]

Tik Tok anyone No Just me OK I'll Just die

[@characterdevelopment8504]

Okay I actually found this funny. I know you probably aren’t looking for my meaningless validation. But nice.

[@lynncox3876]

lem_ahn 😂 👌

[@fionagachau9134]

I saw your comment and I had to pause because of how hard I was laughing

[@peachy7186]

13:13 “Tell me all those things that make you hate yourself.” oH dO yOu WaNt My WhOlE lIsT? i HaVe It On My PhOnE. tHeReS aBoUt 568 rEaSoNs As Of RiGhT nOw.

[@peachy7186]

Takami Keigo oh no bby. I tried reading it to my therapist the other day and I only got to 258 within the three hours I was there... :3

[@peachy7186]

Takami Keigo you’re amazing keigo :) I didn’t know I need that, but thanks. Even if I disagree about half of the stuff you said, I’m happy you feel that way about me. Now here are your hearts: 💕💖💕💖🧡🧡💕❤️💖💗❤️💗🧡💖❤️💖🧡💗🧡💕💗💖❤️❤️🧡❤️💕❤️💖💕💗💗💗💗💗🧡🧡❤️❤️💖💗💗

[@peachy7186]

Takami Keigo ok ok I’ll agree with ya :3 you are the smarter one ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖 love you bby :3

[@MilesBitz]

Mina? Explain what your doing here? 👁️👄👁️

[@peachy7186]

@@MilesBitz oh i’m just being sad, lonely and single af and wishing i had a significant other. ya know, the usual. :)

[@andreakristiansen3337]

IT SOUNDS SO WET- 😭😭😭😭 TIME STAMP!! 31:15

[@Tri.lovesyou]

LMAO RIGHT

[@sidbaby6671]

WAP GIRL WAPPPP

[@Monkewithnopants]

s i d b a b y that’s some WAP that’s sum WAP

[@andreaa3201]

we got that WAP WAP WAP WAP

[@g0at755]

IKR

[@charizmellivo2247]

SIS: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?? ME: OH NOTHING "COVERS PHONE" SIS:OH REALLY OK THEN ME:👁️👄👁️💧

[@visiblytired7249]

Bro me and my sister already watch dis so lmao

[@charizmellivo2247]

👁️👄👁️💧

[@salemthetrashman7292]

Self destruct

[@charizmellivo2247]

@@salemthetrashman7292 oof my sis already know what is in my history

[@pittykitty5031]

Brother and sister don’t know about what I do in my spare time and they won’t ever find out 😌👌🏻

[@bibi4317]

Hawks: you can be whatever kind of monster comes to your heart and mind" me: * pours milk before cereal * hawks: i- (omg 45 likes, that's my record 😔✊)

[@labreejackson1625]

Kill it, kill it with fire

[@bibi4317]

@coco pastel i- that makes total sense how haven't I ever thought about that?????

[@gabrijelapelaic6727]

@@labreejackson1625 whatchu got against us "milk first" people?👁️👄👁️

[@priyorphic]

Psychopathic Mother Nature, yea the cereal needs to learn how to swim soon anyway ✨

[@gabrijelapelaic6727]

@@priyorphic this is the best response I've ever gotten😂👌

[@coralliney.5034]

girlfriend: “I thought you were gay-“ me: “AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN”

[@t3ra_xx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@megansenpai6656]

“Marry me” Me at 3am, sobbing: YES😭

[@val5940]

youtube: "tap to retry." me: *taps aggressively* LET ME IN PLS I BEG

[@thegay3394]

baku *LET ME IIIIIIN, LET ME IIIII-*

[@SakMang0]

@@thegay3394 I BE THE I-G-G-Y!!!!!

[@adominationn]

I- Your name is Baku but your pfp is Hawks I'm *confusion*

[@Kat20354]

Katsuki Bakugou Your always confused Baka 😹

[@thegay3394]

Your Kitty *you’re

[@Oobidyboo]

No one: Not a single soul: Yagami yato: *post* Me in a for some reason high pitched voice: I AM HERE-

[@Sora-tw1dv]

OMFG! *laughs*

[@Oobidyboo]

Bakugou Katsuki istg we keep on tumbling into each other 😂😂

[@Sora-tw1dv]

@@Oobidyboo i hate this *laughs uncontrollably*

[@katyalumi]

Bakugou Katsuki **snickers and takes pic of bakugou laughing and being soft and sends it to mina** **hauls ass**

[@Adi.278]

@@katyalumi uhmmmmm.... wtf-

[@kenmassleepparalysisdemon768]

My future bf: do you love me? Me: "ofcc" Him: more than any of your anime characters? Me: *I n h Al e* HAVE YOU HEARD OF YAGAMI YATO?

[@Aurora-ey4fh]

YUp I have tOo

[@flowzeycontent937]

Leave Kenma alone 😤😤😤😤

[@system_0033]

My gf: 👁️👄👁️

[@eshinoboyato3431]

Hawks: maybe we can open a café Me: OmG BAbY ThAtS SoOOo CuTe To myself: I am pleased with my fictional character romance

[@NTJLY]

Lmfao I love that last bit