Yahoo Has Opinions About Mrs. Claus (MBMBAM 536)

A clip from episode 536 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me.
This audio comes from the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me and belongs to the McElroy brothers.

[@bellalysewinchester]

NOT 👏 THE 👏 QUESTION 👏👏 BUT 👏 THANK 👏 YOU 👏 VERY 👏 MUCH 👏

[@bigbadgammagnome]

6:17

[@SquawkMonk]

Was looking at comment as he said it, explosive LOL, thank u

[@BestBetterBestest]

@Mathias Albert this guy

[@LooseCo]

I appreciate having the right amount of claps for the syllables

[@WateverWatever04]

rent free in my head to this day

[@a52productions]

The fact that the only answer to be downvoted was THE ONLY ACTUALLY SENSIBLE ANSWER gets me so fucking bad

[@lemonteaflower9473]

Santa is genderfluid. People started assuming Mrs. Claus was his wife because it's hard to comprehend a genderfluid business baddie.

[@chloegregory5113]

Unliked the comment only cuz ur likes are at 69 lol

[@thisisasupersayin376]

My stepmom had a tradition where on new years, I would wake up with one more present by my bedside, usually a treat like a big bag of Reeces Pieces or something, and a note from Mrs. Claus saying something along the lines of "I found this while cleaning up and thought you might like it" it was sweet

[@jaynenunya6070]

this is so fucking wholesome

[@sophiabrown5144]

Your stepmom sounds like the sweetest lady

[@ashleyboots3386]

🥺

[@noahwilson7497]

I think the McElboys have made more money off Yahoo than Yahoo has made of Yahoo

[@Number9Robotic]

"There sure are a lot of places to bury somebody at the North Pole" is a goddamn harrowing line.

[@RaikyaDafiren]

Are ... are there thou?? It’s all ice !

[@PointsofData]

@@RaikyaDafiren I mean...exactly. Crack the top layer...

[@xvelvet3247]

I had actually misread this to say "There sure are a lot of places to hide the North Pole" and assumed something entirely different from what was suggested

[@jonpinyan]

"I wish I could put a website in timeout." Well, I guess he got his wish.

[@leaffinite3828]

People pretending to be people online, even fake people, activates my fear response.

[@IronicHavoc]

It's essentially unsolicited RP - which should activate a fear response

[@lanj.3425]

@@IronicHavoc non-consensual RP is why I hate creative writing assignments

[@lucyludicrous834]

@@lanj.3425 hey that’s such a wild sentence, but I know EXACTLY what you mean, so I have a new favorite comment

[@BusketPosket]

“We couldn’t make Quibi work, but Yahoo Answers is financially soluble?” *Narrator voice*: Yahoo Answers was, in fact, not financially soluble.

[@TheHippieRat]

I so deeply want more of Are- Hey Yahoo, Are You Guys- Are You Guys Okay because this was one of the funniest episodes I ever heard

[@sorio99]

Alas,

[@Kane_the_Newschool_DM]

30 wild creatures barking at the moon, all for the grace of the eyeballs of yahoo

[@Vallnerik]

Great line, and could be the title of a Christmas horror story.

[@themoonfight]

All of y’all are focusing on the question meanwhile I am over hear contemplating the absolute buck wild concept of the McElroy brothers PURCHASING YAHOO ANSWERS

[@harrywater456]

Ok but now they might need to

[@thisisasupersayin376]

too bad they didn't

[@blockpartyrobotleague]

Happy Candlenights, everyone.

[@Namistheman]

i write a separate letter to mrs. claus because i feel bad for her

[@Dabednego]

This is it, guys. The question that killed Yahoo Answers

[@vee8101]

You can tell exactly which of these yahoo answers people have good and cogent opinions about women

[@LordMoogi]

Low-key tho, Travis’ Santa Claus voice is very good and he should voice him in a Christmas cartoon one day

[@olookslike0]

This kind of heavy duty question should have it's own segment called "mbmbam: ultimate apocalypse mode." Hosted by Griffin; it would feature only Yahoos with a ton of crazy responses and just read the best ones.

[@zo-zu7158]

It is my personal belief that Mrs Claus is a divination wizard and she uses a crystal ball to check on all the children of the world and help Santa make his list. This is to compliment the fact that Santa Claus of course is a Time Wizard which is what enables him to check over this ginormous list twice and to deliver all presents to those kids in one night

[@janeeyre1990]

I repeatedly paused this video and went to do other internet things (ADHD gang REPRESENT), and when I came back I'd entirely forgotten the context and Griffin yells at me that Santa's got old jizz

[@mslace89]

“To the man who has my wife locked in a basement, I have a particular set of skills…” I love that this implies Santa is writing a letter to the kidnapper.

[@MMumbles]

It's moments like this that make me sad Yahoo Answers is getting shut down.

[@BestBetterBestest]

This is an auditory example of becoming increasingly more manic

[@crystalcandles752]

Escalating farce: my favorite type of comedy

[@zander...k.7968]

"We made the words red & green! :)" has the same energy as "I made a salad with craisins!!"

[@SgtWally]

Calling Elon to put a website in timeout hits different in 2023

[@popcornenthusiast]

Considering the recent news of Yahoo Answers finally shutting down, I really wish they were serious about buying it and now I’m sad

[@Vallnerik]

We need to start an online campaign for the brother's purchase Yahoo answers. I'm in for a hundo.

[@ExtremelyToxic]

This is the episode in which they finally cursed yahoo answers to die lmao

[@LakinMae5]

I prefer the theory that they are actually Odin and Frigg from Norse mythology!

[@mitkitty]

Would it be Odin and Frigg instead, since she's his wife?

[@LakinMae5]

@@mitkitty yeah, I get those two confused!

[@Silverwind87]

And the elves are the dwarves?

[@passdoutcouchpotatos]

U mean from the Dresden books?

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Careful with these theories. Might make some fundamentalists shit their pants and cry.

[@samsonmiranda4712]

This is why yahoo had to be taken down

[@wendtchr]

Do you think the elves are good at soccer? Could the North Pole qualify for the World Cup by default?

[@commandrogyne]

these are the questions we need to be talking about. I think soccer would be hard to impossible to play on the snow BUT i agree that the north pole could and should qualify for the world cup by default

[@starduststriker8792]

@@commandrogyne perhaps the elves have perfected a means of playing soccer in the snow that no other culture has devised.

[@commandrogyne]

@@starduststriker8792 lmao its like lord of the rings where the elves can walk on top of snow... no strategic advantage in the world cup but its cool as hell

[@Silverwind87]

@@commandrogyne Are you implying that Christmas elves and Middle Earth elves are the same, or at least of the same race? Because Legolas interacting with Jingle and Jangle would be interesting to say the least.

[@starduststriker8792]

@@Silverwind87 gnomes (Christmas elves) are the elf equivalent of halflings and you cannot prove otherwise

[@MuddyMoleMania]

The fact that will never get another episode of this segment saddens me

[@sorio99]

“However, they just had the youngsters of the sector to like and none in their possess.” Hey, Yahoo, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!

[@SuddenlyLikeMagic]

the face Justin's making in the thumbnail is how i imagine him whenever i listen to him laugh at his own jokes

[@magicivy]

Who else is listening on Christmas 2023? 😅

[@Silverwind87]

If Yahoo is starting to become wild for the Brothers, they should never go on Quora.

[@libbymccoy4557]

well...

[@LeeaGalaxies]

9:02 oh Griff oh Griff my sweet boy don't speak too soon

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Can they buy Yahoo!? Please?

[@NightmareLoveForever]

Klaus (2019) taught me that Mrs. Claus is actually Mr. Claus also hi I'd like Griffin to never say placenta in a suggestive way ever again, and especially not while sounding like a rauncy Hannibal Lecter 4:33

[@sorio99]

??? He was saying “Pole, Santa?”, not, placenta

[@NightmareLoveForever]

@@sorio99 BROOOO omg I thought he said placenta the second time skdjfdkjgn I've listened to it over and over and never heard it as that ;o; Griffin has been known to say similar things though with weird terminology so it made complete sense honestly X'D

[@NightmareLoveForever]

@Feline Samurai I just rewatched it yesterday! It's such a gorgeous film, truly stunning art with some fun characters. :) Enjoy it!

[@Silverwind87]

@@sorio99 I thought he said "puss and tat."

[@ethanomcbride]

What is this wild ass 1980s working class dad humor? All of these commenters sound like Tim Allen if he were a drunk libertarian

[@gingersnap189]

Ethan O. McBride so Tim Allen?

[@mdurst2009]

Yeah you....kinda got there.

[@Silverwind87]

That laugh Griffin did after saying Tiger Woods sounds like something Tim Allen would do.

[@ethanomcbride]

@@gingersnap189 yes 🙌

[@rebeccah6736]

Do you think the powers that be at Yahoo heard this bit and said, "Oh god, they're right, we have GOT to shut down this site."

[@jarroddobben]

Natalie you are fucking incredible

[@TurbopropPuppy]

i have watched this one so many times and it neeeever gets old

[@Sryth]

Santa wears a cup

[@Dabednego]

Not👏the👏ques👏tion👏but👏thank👏you👏ve👏ry👏much!

[@deftrascal1626]

this sure hits different after yahoo answers shut down

[@r.j.macready3218]

Dont listen to this while drinking morning coffee, it will be spat out all over the counter

[@theshamelesskid2950]

I would have loved it if they read all 33 answers

[@hexbugfightclub]

This is undoubtedly my favorite mbmbam bit, tysm for the upload

[@risxra]

7:33 ah, this is the inspiration for the bit from the 2021 Candlenights special

[@lindsaypeets6104]

6:17 not the question but thank you very much

[@ethanomcbride]

@4:09 Is... my bliss

[@Mcwollybob]

The part about Elon Musk putting a website in timeout hits different after November 2022

[@abj6920]

Travis and Justin didn't scream as much or as loud as I did when I heard those answers

[@nowhereman0182]

One of my favorite yahoos

[@CelestiaLily]

Do you know how many websites deserve a time out on the regular? Or like a dummy cap and an intervention?

[@eridanampora3024]

Twitter

[@nora_adora]

Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One prozac a day

[@Patsoverphins]

Omg they predicted Yahoo Answers being shut down. They called out Yahoo Answers and got what they asked for

[@Dabednego]

They just have youngsters of the sector to like and NONE in THEIR POSESS

[@RagdollM]

@9:00 didn't age well

[@archiermanilo23]

"I don't like this idea that santa claus is a follow of christ" I don't know what it is about it but I don't like it either, juice.

[@lauryngibson1871]

we made the words red & green :"3

[@fandomshuzzah1907]

If only they had bought ut

[@hubhikarilives]

Why is there no christmas rap album called h* h* h*es in different area codes..

[@Silverwind87]

Sounds like something Ice Cube would release in the 90's

[@phrenz1796]

I don't believe Justin has ever heard of St. Nicholas before...

[@aeidla]

RIP to yahoo answers we miss you

[@dawnwojtkowiak2554]

"i don't like this idea of Santa Claus as a follower of Christ" - is this a joke? cos I legitimately can't tell

[@calebduarte5255]

It is a joke, yes.

[@viridian4168]

6:15

[@houyo]

Of course Santa is Christian he is literally a SAINT.

[@gwen6622]

this is the bit that killed yahoo answers