The The World's Two Most Horrible Pets segment from episode 432 of My Brother, My Brother and Me
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@BaskervilleLacie4 жыл бұрын
griffin bitterly saying that travis and justin are gonna die from hand-dog because he lost the vote is huge babyest sibling energy
@calebduarte52554 жыл бұрын
So, to sum up: Face Cat wants to kill you, but can’t; Hand Dog doesn’t want to kill you, but could.
@steviedraws27702 жыл бұрын
That's just cats and dogs
@pantsmasterx4 жыл бұрын
as soon as hand dog walks across a tile floor it will break my psyche in the most fundamental way
@FormCreator4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for laughing so hard at this 😂
@soulrenvods4 жыл бұрын
*slap slap slap*
@Ingestedbanjo3 жыл бұрын
Do not take it into a public bathroom.
@dottyContrarian3 жыл бұрын
is it human hands with fur on it? no nails?
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat5 ай бұрын
My brain stem would snap in half as an act of mercy if I were you in that situation
@orangeoblivion4 жыл бұрын
I can’t handle the idea of a small creature with a human face wandering around my house at night.
@myanimation89874 жыл бұрын
what about a child
@_ArmIa4 жыл бұрын
That is precisely why I don’t want kids
@samuelblackthorne91224 жыл бұрын
Yes but the child is mine and will eventually become a semi functioning member of society. Facecat at is asshole with human vocal cords. At keast hand dang will be a challenge to destroy and give a sense of barbaric conquest.
@JakeFont19204 жыл бұрын
Cats (2019) or furry
@soulrenvods4 жыл бұрын
One already does, you just haven't noticed yet
@mathewhoeschen11474 жыл бұрын
Isn't hand-dog basically just a raccoon?
@cameronkimball15354 жыл бұрын
my GOD you're onto something there!
@oliviafrancis19264 жыл бұрын
A good goblin
@NietSUPTG3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking a monkey, but yeah raccoon or raccoon-dog are similar in terribleness.
@Cindyisadog3 жыл бұрын
Raccoons are more like hand cats. Mischievous, very smart but very weird
@samuelrodriguez43743 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@LadyVagabond134 жыл бұрын
facecat but it talks BUT all it says is "meow" in a human voice
@locxas164 жыл бұрын
I'm hearing it in the voice of Katz from Courage the Cowardly Dog
@deodate29953 жыл бұрын
i think it would be worse if it had a cat's voice
@Dak-xf5qj4 жыл бұрын
Why does Griffin immediately assume hand dog has a desire to kill him?
@Pomlithe4 жыл бұрын
Right? I think a dog would be super thankful for hands. Like, thing of all the cool shit that dog can do now.
@neilio054 жыл бұрын
He has probably read frankenstein
@Miranda-zu2yl4 жыл бұрын
having anxiety is just like that
@tinseltina4 жыл бұрын
i thought that a dog would be like lenny from of mice and men. the dog wouldnt MEAN to kill you, it just does
@soulrenvods4 жыл бұрын
Past crimes
@six-colors83144 жыл бұрын
Thinking of either of these options touching me make me cry
@sadierift12014 жыл бұрын
Aw I'm sorry
@clarevalentine70293 жыл бұрын
LOL
@commandrogyne4 жыл бұрын
the boys just kinda reinvent cats the musical and it's horrible sequel dogs the musical
@SongbirdOfficial4 жыл бұрын
They already remade dogs in Spore on Monster Factory.
@literalruleslawyer4 жыл бұрын
nah they just invented raccoons
@ska4204 жыл бұрын
With the cat's face and dog's hands, they could get in a trench coat and see an r rated movie together
@DBZbre4 жыл бұрын
You know how dogs mimic people and their mannerisms? Just imagine being asleep and hearing the bedroom creak door open and the soft plaps of your dog's hands and then the gentle petting and stroking of your head and face. On the inverse imagine falling asleep and waking up at 3am for some reason and rolling over to have human face cat bug-eyed staring at you inches from your face.
@lux10203 жыл бұрын
No ThAnK yOu
@582093 жыл бұрын
thanks i hate it
@ravnaroks64694 жыл бұрын
But face cat already exists, in all those medieval paintings
@nonebody26013 жыл бұрын
Ok but the idea of taking Face Cat to a HUMAN dentist to get its HUMAN TEETH checked? Can’t do it, sorry Face Cat
@glyph18693 жыл бұрын
The suggestion that the cat can only say 'hey' is perhaps the most horrific part of this whole thing. It's 2:21 A.M., and you're waking from a dead sleep. Why? You lift your head a bit, sighing and looking around the room... and then, from the depths of your subconscious awareness crowns a sound: the gentle raking of claws against the foot of your door. Sssk ssk, ssk ssssk... "Hey." Ssk ssk, "Hey." Ssk sssk, "Hey." You stare at your door, eyes wide. The calm but stern voice echoes off the walls of the hallway outside your room. It demands your attention. You get up, and slowly walk over to open the door. A foot off the ground, the face of Joe Pantoliano greets you, eyes catching what little light is around like vacant glass. The emotions of a cat, read from the face of a man, whose stark voice bids you feed him now. Congratulations on your new face cat. Living alone, that low yet commanding "Hey" sometimes pierces the silence of your home, and it never ceases to startle you. The voice is subtly different each and every time.
@e.l.candrilli83273 жыл бұрын
I feel like they missed a very important point...what breed is the dog and does that affect the hands of the dog? Is it a great dane with a seasoned construction worker hands? What if it's a tiny weenier dog with baby hands?
@kirstenerikapaulson25744 жыл бұрын
This is honestly just the Garfield Monstrosity: Redux
@FuguFae4 жыл бұрын
Every so often, we’re doomed to recreating the Garfield Monstrosity...
@alexanderalicea78574 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't a cat with a human face be a small Sphinx?
@hawktalon78904 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it would.
@MisterSynyster3 жыл бұрын
Sphinxes have wings. We need more winged cats
@KazumiKiguma4 жыл бұрын
Griffin forgetting that both cats and dogs can just lick their junk, making face-cat an absolute NOPE
@tinseltina4 жыл бұрын
people eat booty though, so what's the difference?
@mantisshrimp39453 жыл бұрын
Cristina I would’ve cost you zero (0) dollars to not say that
@tjmauser69543 жыл бұрын
It’s human booty
@mellowsign3 жыл бұрын
@@tinseltina ok but those people don't eat each other's assholes on my kitchen counter while I'm pouring myself some OJ.
@tinseltina3 жыл бұрын
@@mellowsign maybe not on YOUR kitchen counter 👀 (or mine)
@krasotabella96754 жыл бұрын
“I already have two faces that depend on me, I don’t think I need a third” *Cooper has entered the chat*
@ellam14524 жыл бұрын
the biggest factor in hand dog is the size of the dog, because my medium sized dog can reach the top of the counter with his paws, which means he is the perfect size to steal cheese from the fridge like he's always wanted to. A cat with a human face is a modified Sphinx
@nothanks6454 жыл бұрын
7:30 - they've just made KK Slider
@markmeasinner4 жыл бұрын
OK but the questions they don’t ask are: does hand dog have human elbow/shoulder articulation, and does face cat have a human brain? Because Justin made a good point that hand dog probably still has a dog brain and doesn’t want to shoot you with a gun. And like, hand dog is disquieting, but if it can only move its legs in the way dog legs move it’s sort of useless even with human hands. And where do we cut off hands? Does it have human wrists? Are teeth a part of the face? Does face cat have human teeth or cat teeth? Are they human teeth but sized for a cat?
@hawktalon78904 жыл бұрын
Hand dog is objectively better, in that respect.
@klemmteastwood4 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is that face cat appears in what we do in the shadows and hand dog is in bride of reanimator
@worshipwormking23274 жыл бұрын
If hand-dog commits a crime with this gun they mentioned, what do they do? If it the owners fault? Are it's finger prints unique? Is it tried as a human? Can you put hand-dogs prints on a weapon, commit a crime with gloves on, and never be caught because no one would print a dog? So many questions.
@Broddiccus4 жыл бұрын
Dogs with opposable thumbs is a disaster waiting to happen, the objective best choice is Face Cat, as horrible as that is, except in my case i'm alergic to the bastards, so i'm in a real conundrum.
@SongbirdOfficial4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a Sphinx cat, the hairless ones.
@rhodes4494 жыл бұрын
Derpion the Derpy so thats... worse
@Pomlithe4 жыл бұрын
Obvious answer is dog with hands, I want to be able to high-five my pup and also have him wield a gun to protect me from any fathomable threat.
@stormtheninja4 жыл бұрын
I physically gagged when I heard the options-
@Toribell19283 жыл бұрын
I’ve posed this question to my friends so many times and it always sparks a heated debate. I’m personally team face cat
@amandafrazier97244 жыл бұрын
I was just pointed towards a short animated horror film called " The Cat with Hands," and while I was creeped out by that one on its own merits, it also made me think of this bit.
@joemorgan23903 жыл бұрын
Why does Travis have his cat's food bowl in the bathroom? That's weird right? It's not a normal thing cat owners do that I've never heard before right?
@hadleykennedy57094 жыл бұрын
Cat with human face just looks like Jaa’m I think
@direcircumstances3 жыл бұрын
For me this hinges entirely on what facecat's face actually looks like. Is it a cute face? Is it an ugly face? Is it the face of someone I know? Does the face age as the cat gets older?
@daver6454 жыл бұрын
This needs to be animated
@-Unidentified_Comment-3 жыл бұрын
I’m more of a cat person and I still would prefer a guitar playing dog friend
@CrunchyCrumbles Жыл бұрын
hand dog could crack their knuckles like a cartoon bully and thats GOOD
@CrunchyCrumbles Жыл бұрын
instead of a mean lookin hound barking and snarling, hand dog could just stare at you and crack his knuckles to intimidate you, and thats quieter so its not as bad for everybody!!
@mr.shelton83914 жыл бұрын
So the cat would look like the cats in the movie "Cats"
@clareelchuk36244 жыл бұрын
This is just the cats movie
@sillyd0g3 жыл бұрын
important question: would the skin be normal flesh color or would , for example, my gray dog have human hands with gray skin
@calebduarte52553 жыл бұрын
Face cat CANNOT have an orange face please stop going down this path of thinking Julie
@leegamm31154 жыл бұрын
what I want to know is are the hands proportional to the dog size or are they adult human sized hands
@elijahthorne3034 жыл бұрын
"hand dog can use gun" fucking sent me
@FirstLast-gm9nu4 жыл бұрын
Face cat can't speak. It does not make sense for face cat to be able to speak, because otherwise the question isn't "do you want a cat with a human face" it's do you want a man trapped inside the body of a cat.
@jexxer3 жыл бұрын
But wouldn't having a human face give it the physicality needed to enunciate human speech? Does the human face include a human tongue? If you combine that with a cat's ability to understand a limited human vocabulary, then at the very least it would be capable of parroting words back to us.
@blockpartyrobotleague2 ай бұрын
I don't think your cat is sat there trying to say "HAMBURGER" or whatever and being foiled by a head and tongue that can only render the word as 'meow'.
@spamreciever42086 ай бұрын
Y'all remember that monster from A:TLA that changed faces? The quietly upsetting uncanny-valley nature of that scene is what I imagine would spark within me were I to see it in my dark house
@overcastart57694 жыл бұрын
Why is the cat and the end Beacon
@ororion2124 жыл бұрын
The cat with hands by Robert Morgan
@dumbalek60014 жыл бұрын
Is justin doing an Ertha Kitt voice in that jumbotron
@vraisairs92014 жыл бұрын
I stan face cat
@M4GG0TK1NG Жыл бұрын
Hands Dog is the clear choice. First off, it 100% has 4 hands. The prompt clearly says "instead of paws." Do dogs have 2 paws or 4? Exactly Secondly. Does your dog currently try to kill you? No? Then adding hands would not chanhe that, so no worries there And my final and irrefutable point: imagine if you will, a golden retriever or a labrador with human hands, that would be so much goddamn fun.
@ajaxlewis76643 жыл бұрын
Face Cat Camp 4 Life
@ryanewald9740 Жыл бұрын
Facecat may be able to get a passport but handdog will be able to get a handicap sticker by using sign language, so I can park anywhere it wants because it does drive a car
@nicholasjohnson84813 жыл бұрын
7:55 legit thought that was Clint at first
@stellablaize1784 жыл бұрын
man they just predicted the live action cats movie
@edenelegiac4 жыл бұрын
Cats(2019)
@tawnyt39352 ай бұрын
"a cat with a human face" you mean, the mythical sphinx?
@allisonbilbey19483 жыл бұрын
I’m trying to picture any positives about either of these. Face cat I just I don’t want a human face watching me in the dark and then purring and acting like a cat but with a human face. But then hand dog would make slapping sounds when he walks on tile floors, would touch me with his human hands while he’s trying to say idk jump on me like dogs do when there excited, or doing anything with their human hands
@CrunchyCrumbles2 жыл бұрын
just wanted to weigh in and say HAND DOG ALL THE WAY BABY 2025!!
@ZannyAisling4 жыл бұрын
i love facecat
@serenedoge99203 жыл бұрын
Hey, maybe give hand-dog a scritch, maybe hand-dog gives you one back? 🤷♂️
@HipHopOpatamus474 жыл бұрын
ok first of all even assuming you could put mittens on the hand dog it could for sure just take them off. second of all does face cat age like a human? like would 15 year old face cat have the face of an elderly person.
@HipHopOpatamus474 жыл бұрын
SO AS I POSTED THIS I HEARD GRIFFIN POSE THE AGING FACE CAT QUESTION AND MY HEART STOPPED FOR A SEC
@OvidusNaso3 жыл бұрын
Dogs that travel already need passports, though! He can still get it if Griffin "Speciesist" McElroy isn't manning the booth at the police station!
@elispiegel78753 жыл бұрын
maybe its got little baby hands. kinda cute?
@gala63083 жыл бұрын
travs gonna lose his fuckin mind when someone tells him about monkeys
@AceHardy4 жыл бұрын
👑
@awkwardzoltar35293 жыл бұрын
This is like a rick and morty ep
@Up-past-bedtime4 жыл бұрын
Cats 2019
@todayjackdo70364 жыл бұрын
They predicted Cats 2019
@jerrybaker85972 жыл бұрын
My dog can open containers
@jandrews83653 жыл бұрын
Did the movie Cats solve this debate for everyone?
@christalcavanaugh2 жыл бұрын
Okay but: service dog with human hands 🤔 I wouldn’t not want that!
@nora_adora3 жыл бұрын
THE TIME HATH COME magical girl's cat
@rikkisparx29803 жыл бұрын
Look up cats with hands it answers all the questions.
@theodorerenniach86012 жыл бұрын
Why does Face-cat sound like Beacon?
@borthsampson2 жыл бұрын
okay but if face cat tried to lick you to clean you would the tongue be like a wet human tongue or a rough cat tongue idk which is worse
@averykeeling93713 жыл бұрын
They just invented catboys
@murphyleigh63192 жыл бұрын
See, while I feel like Hand Dog is viscerally more upsetting and Face Cat could be a good companion, Face Cat also can't Cat properly, since, with a human face, mouth, and thus tongue, it can't clean itself. Hand Dog's hand issues are much more adaptable in letting it do normal dog behavior like running than Face Cat being unable to groom or use whiskers for proprioceptive input. Like, you'll have to be careful with Hand Dog's hands, sure, but you will have to treat Face Cat like a cat with no whiskers who can't groom itself, which seems way harder and way more likely to end in neglect and suffering for Face Cat.
@raneemrashid643910 ай бұрын
The no whiskers thing might cause some issues but it's already a thing that as cats get older they just kinda stop grooming themselves. That's fine, I can brush face cat and I guess wash its little human face every so often. That's normal. Hand dog? Hand dog's human hands slapping against the floor? NOPE.
@nora_adora3 жыл бұрын
what about Gromit?? i want s Gromit
@lia-qq9vz2 жыл бұрын
cat food in the bathroom ....... come on now
@ladybirdg56584 жыл бұрын
Dog with human hands would be funny, though. Like those videos where the dogs are sitting at a table wearing clothes and there's people under the table or whatever to make it look like the dogs have human hands?? Those videos are cute; this is a no-brainer.
@emotionalsupporthipster6594 жыл бұрын
Hand dog. You can teach it to massage your back babie!!!
@anthonydelfino61714 жыл бұрын
Didn’t the recent Cats movie settle thus debate? Hand dog all the way.
@crushingit51283 жыл бұрын
Since a child I thought it would be cool if dogs had hands. I mean think about it. They have unlimited energy and are happy to help their owners in any way possible. Imagine all the chores they can get done
@vibez3214 жыл бұрын
Now no one can be first
@notapplicable69854 жыл бұрын
I was the first to comment on your comment
@JoeArnold3334 жыл бұрын
oh darn how will we live
@paulclarke61514 жыл бұрын
Google face cat or hand dog
@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo2 ай бұрын
Why on earth would you feed your pets where you shit?
@jerk19213 жыл бұрын
That's not even a question. Obviously any pet with a human face is simply unacceptable! Whatever the alternative is, its just the only option.
@SaruCharmed4 жыл бұрын
I'd much rather have a dog with human hands than a cat with a human face. I mean, 1) it's still a dog, it can just hold things. Imagine how useful that would be if properly trained. 2) it's not that different from having a monkey that's much more obedient. 3) I think meme culture has already shown us how terrifying a cat with a human face can be. Plus, if it can talk, I mean I guess that'd be sorta neat, but I think then we'd have to really consider the rights of an animal that can tell us exactly what it wants and how it feels. Not that I think that's a bad thing, but I think some people aren't thinking of that.
@verringenest62363 жыл бұрын
Both present HORRIBLE problems for me. One: Cats use their faces for all manner of nasty business. Two: they keep strange hours so imagine waking up one night to have a stranger with a cat body staring at you. Three: would it still have a cat-level intellect or would it have a human-level intellect because at that point it wouldn't matter if it had a cat body it would now be a serial killer. The only problem I can see with human-handed dogs is that, as the boys already mentioned, it would get into everything and there is no way you could dog-proof the house if the dog in question had human hands. If I had to choose I would choose the dog on the virtue that it still retains its dog brain, its just trickier. Also, teach it to do massages and then you've got an in-home masseuse.
@dottyContrarian3 жыл бұрын
mittens + secure fingers together sort of like a lobste
@jaynenunya60704 жыл бұрын
If you choose face cat over hand dog you're an absolute lunatic