The Complete Karl Pilkington on Family (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

[@methuseling]

The thing about pilkington is that he doesn't stop complaining yet nothing bothers him.

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

"He's never out of prison long enough to get a nickname" must be one of the most underrated remarks Karls has ever made. It just tells you so much, in just a few words.

[@beatnikmary]

RIP Mark Pilkington :(

[@danielfield1692]

@@beatnikmary RIP Karl Dilkington

[@davebryant8158]

This is by far the most comforting,funny,brain whirling,wittiest thing podcasted😂😂😂

[@donnamclean3746]

When he says "if you were me friends I would have just said, oh we can't find them" 😢😢😢 bless him

[@JankyJankProductions]

I know! He sounds so disappointed in himself, he's such a lovely guy

[@gregormartin7113]

Spending my Christmas Day in a hospital bed, seeing this pop up in my youtube feed has made the whole thing bearable, you're an amazing person Yak

[@Di0on]

Gregor Martin Get well buddy. Best wishes from Canada. 👍🏾

[@gregormartin7113]

@@Di0on Back home now, rest and recovery here we come. Same back at ya from NZ

[@guusbouwmans5667]

At least nobody chopped 8 inches off the side of your bed.

[@theresuga]

That sounds crap, I hope you have a good 2019 mate x

[@seanboi]

Hope you’re doing better now Gregor

[@liverelaxingradio6840]

Making the lockdown easier! Karl makes me feel proud to be British hehe

[@brockyy.j]

Not a single American could make me laugh like Karl does

[@danyellx615]

I’m so excited you’ve uploaded again it feels like a Christmas miracle honestly lol 🥳🥳🥳✌🏻 thank you!

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

Over a decade of listening. I'm starting to select these over music en route to work.

[@GathererThompson]

Welcome back, Yak :) Stay in the woods, stay green, and stay safe!

[@AA-hg5fk]

Public service announcement for chameleons!

[@melaura9123]

What happens when you put one of them on a mirror.

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

Can't beat this.. Said Mrs Dilkington... Very proud of Karl

[@ballzzd33p29]

Karl just tinging his way up the tube of life.

[@VR46314]

Dead 💀

[@k.g.847]

Ting tong bing bong

[@deadschooled]

@@k.g.847 it's tinging it's way up the tube

[@CarnageCrab]

Thanks for coming back! These are my favourite compilations, you have no idea how many times I've heard the others.

[@marsanna]

The ripped tennis ball thing never fails, I die laughing every time lmfao 🤣

[@seanmorrisandthedoghousero9843]

It's one hell of an image! 😆

[@warshipsatin8764]

its such a hilarious way to describe it but you totally know what he means

[@emmysparkles1]

Just me, my dog and this. Perfect. If i wasn't so tired I would kick me own height.

[@callumhayes7502]

Would you put your leg down?

[@wharris5083]

Emily Rose Sparkles sounds like my kind of night 👍

[@emmysparkles1]

ha!same again tonight!

[@seanobrien7568]

Peanut butter

[@brockyy.j]

@@wharris5083 every single night for me hah

[@Raven-Claws88]

"How can we prove that we're live Karl? KP: Me mam's budgie died last night" hahahaha

[@JonnyBuck14]

I can't believe how many times in my life I've heard "m-m-m-my auntie had wind for fiiiiiiiiiive minutes!"

[@Katie-tx8rf]

I love hearing about Auntie Nora 😂😂😂

[@melaura9123]

Katie Knight looked like a ripped tennis ball

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@MrBiscuits2 not forgetting Uncle Alf, tattoo Stan and the bloke who looked like Ken Dodd!

[@trenttrevorrow5648]

Don't name her!

[@mccarthy5825]

With her ripped tennis ball and Coco Pops back....

[@ayishakate7276]

'its tinging its way up the tube, it's tinging its way up the tube, ting tong ping pong it's tinging its way up the tube' 🤣🤣

[@risingvibes100]

Karl tames a magpie which pecks his head and pops his tyres. The day he takes it to school to show it off it flies away.

[@LibertineTigers]

I put one earphone in and put my hood up and listen to KP at work on the fly. Everyone must think im insane every few mins i burst out laughing walking through the buildong site on my own lol

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

BRILLIANT AND WHY NOT XX

[@smogmonkey]

Same 👍 👍

[@CARLIN4737]

You still enjoying that labouring job!😉

[@dauchin_noobin]

@@CARLIN4737 his response would likely be : joke's on you, I don't enjoy it at all

[@dylanhigh1782]

M8 what I did as a fencer stood there digging away time flys

[@dashiejinxx100]

These are what I listen to on the crunch at work. Wonderful

[@lisaward5994]

I don’t know how I’d survive without these

[@pearlharbour3300]

now;s the time to play them all i guess

[@warshipsatin8764]

46:16 that was kinda sweet how rickys heart broke for karl

[@alexbekele8945]

A new compilation on Xmas Day, best present.

[@jeffhawkins9977]

Just cracks me up, love it when Ricky is breaking his bollox and karl just keeps telling the story's, priceless

[@michaelgower2370]

Thank u yak merry Christmas and happy new year

[@dannystevens2900]

Most normal people would get rid of the wardrobes but Karl's Dad thinks I'll saw through the mattress.

[@ayishakate7276]

This proper made me giggle🤣🙊

[@JoeRivermanSongwriter]

It's sad that I probably know more about Karl's childhood than my own.

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

Your not the only one darling.. But at least we have this. Love Mrs Dilkington

[@JoeRivermanSongwriter]

MisT OldSkool aka the Rollin Raver at least you’re not Scruffy Sandra.

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Aww babe.. YA don't know.. Lol... I am sure he just says shit like me. Not to cause offence.. An No I'm MRS DILKINGTON LOL ❤️❤️♿♿❤️

[@JoeRivermanSongwriter]

@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 I'm Brett. :D

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

@@JoeRivermanSongwriter Nice to meet you Bret... I would love if you checked out my channel. I haven't had it for long but it spreads awareness and may make you laugh Xx I'm as mad as they think Karl is.. But you gotta have a laugh Xx

[@SuperLisalis]

I cannot stop laughing.. *Leave him out this one Chuck!*

[@rubbishopinions6468]

I want a show in the line of Malcolm in the middle or everyone hates chris, based on Karls family as a child.

[@brucewayne2184]

"Don't try and teach your granny to suck eggs" is the equivalent of "you can't teach an old dog new tricks."

[@lhaviland8602]

"Her mam was a witch and all that" LOLWUT

[@deadschooled]

[Just pop that in brackets]

[@samgrady5614]

Goodnight all and merry x mas 🤩 cheers for the upload mate.

[@blxtothis]

Strangely wonderful and brilliant, it’s so easy to see how Gervais and Merchant had to introduce Karl to an unexpecting planet! These audio podcasts still come across as funny even now, the later animated series took them to a new level.

[@jayuppercase3398]

Wish the volume was at a uniform levels, have to keep adjusting the volume

[@jhart1127]

Just do your own compilation then pal. Sorted.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

Why does Karl barely whisper into the microphone dont he know hes on the radio ?

[@yonezawa2810]

Jessica Hart GFYS you self righteous twat XD

[@jhart1127]

@@yonezawa2810 🤣🤣🤣🤣 self righteous in what way??

[@Elliot-by7jg]

Merry Christmas

[@Noodlelino28]

15:43 Ricky's laugh tho 🤣🤣

[@abkoi]

These podcasts are "Soup-purb"

[@Sengaari]

The description Yak 😂 Laughing out loud at midnight shaking the bedroom's wall!

[@dantaylor333]

Brilliant! so much content on this video I havn't heard, and I was getting concerned I had heard it all

[@ShreksCousin]

Dan Taylor Same

[@Joggi98]

"I'm not into keeping in touch with people." I thought he calls his mum and dad every day? xD

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

There the only 2 though. I'm going with him with the siblings... 🤣

[@rbeck3200tb40]

@@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 Karls brother died last year and his sister lives in Ireland

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

@@rbeck3200tb40 Hi hun. Yes I sadly had heard that Mark had passed away. It will probably be the same with ME.... Familes are funny things and we either have a Close one or a Devided one for one reason or another.. I would love to meet Karl.. I see myself as a MRS DILKINGTON A🤣🤣 THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY.. I HAVE 1siater 6miles away d, not spoken since she was the age of her eldest twins and a brother 3miles the other way NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME. An my closest Sibling for 39yrs Dated then Married the biggest TOOL ON EARTH, 😪Not Spoken to her since the day of Service. SOME FAMILIES ARE OVER RATED.. Shit happens for a reason, ❤️❤️

[@stu2tru392]

I felt really bad for Karl when he questioned whether or not they were really hos friends when he found out about his exam results

[@james-ob9rz]

The Cartoons are the Best Damm. Love the illustrations

[@iscreamfitness]

Love the images

[@lhaviland8602]

Auntie Nora sounds like a right laugh.

[@Billthebaker420]

I am so thirsty for new Karl Pilkington! 🤣

[@400hpGTO]

Tinging it up....

[@davidwhitfield7864]

"It was like a woman version of The Elephant Man." "The Elephant WOMAN?"

[@donnamclean3746]

I wonder if that's where he obsession with strange looking people from 🤔

[@deadschooled]

@@donnamclean3746 duh

[@lhaviland8602]

TIL Manchester is located in the twilight zone.

[@Malegys]

The "Forest Gumps" story is pure gold !!!!!!!!!

[@Bellocks1]

Believe it or not, Karl’s brother Mark was on a documentary called Benefit Busters. It’s on KZbin.

[@mrmckee4396]

I saw it it No Wonder he hasn't seen him in 11 years he's the dark black sheep of the family him

[@Morrisseyyy]

Life is a war of attrition

[@emptRx]

If I had three wishes the very first one would be to see Karl's parents do a 3 hour plus podcast where Ricky just talks to them. Alas, I don't think itll happen otherwise. It was bloody murder finding a legit photo of Suzanne . The same is the case when I found Karl's older brother, Mark. Hes was on the Jeremy Kyle show for cheating on his girlfriend and also on a random Uk cable documentary about unemployment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKG2lmd9epdkp6c. (This link is the doc)

[@benh4544]

Put speed on 0.5x sounds like theyre on drugs

[@arseface7792]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@carlosss61976]

Brilliant

[@BIGKRISS1]

Wooooohh trippy man !! That’s freaky but funny 😆

[@jackmorrison7613]

1.5 and they on coke

[@ayishakate7276]

I had to give this a go🙌🤣🤣

[@djbullets5850]

Dear dad...yep thanks for getting me in......a month before the belgrano lmfao!!!!!

[@JankyJankProductions]

I'm always so curious about what Karl's brother is like, cigarettes in a tank is legendary

[@djbullets5850]

@@JankyJankProductions kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKG2lmd9epdkp6c that’s his brother

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

I'm convinced Karl grew up in Royston Vasey.

[@Wingless-]

Merry Christmas Dr Yak!

[@nickjohns]

Karl's idea of a party is folk coming round scaving food and drink and that

[@lhaviland8602]

That Martian day logic is classic Karl.

[@greigsanderson]

Second opinion and got the same person lol. Why would you phone the same company? Bonkers.

[@SuperLisalis]

David Bowie/Nina Simones Wild Is The Wind comes to mind... (rather mind than nose ha ha ha)

[@Martin-88]

Nearly half of this is about Auntie Nora's fanny 😂

[@BamBamKiwi]

SLIT TENNIS BALL

[@lhaviland8602]

I'm shocked Ricky didn't laugh hysterically at the birthday/ christmas card combo.

[@ellenigma2099]

Thanks for this, I'm laughing myself to sleep.

[@t7612-v6h]

I want Carl Sagan and Carl Pilkinson to do a series of shows together.

[@jhart1127]

Carl Pilkinson 🤣🤣🤣

[@ayishakate7276]

@@jhart1127 🤣🤣🤣

[@AA-hg5fk]

Ricky was wrong, the Falklands war was in 1982, not 1981!

[@monoman1973]

Karl is brilliant 👍

[@danyellx615]

OH MY GOD Santa is real!!!!

[@saturn580]

Karl's mum didn't have him baptized, but she did warn him to watch out for witches.

[@lhaviland8602]

I couldn't breathe for MINUTES after the cat story.

[@macmuggo5459]

L Haviland you will be missed

[@ayishakate7276]

@@macmuggo5459 🤣🤣

[@DudeWithASnood]

15:49 Ricky’s best laugh 😂

[@mancton]

Slagging off toblerone!! Rickys obvs never had to drive to Dundee barefooted 😡😡

[@mccarthy5825]

Lynn... Lynnnnnnn...LYNNNN! such a sad thing to be medically addicted to Toblerone. Not too fond of the dark ones though. But id rather have one than pierce my foot on a spike

[@cosmicwyrd5711]

Dad's a muggle, Mam's a witch, bit of a nasty shock for him when he found a dead rabbit bleeding on his 'ead

[@lisaward5994]

Cosmic Wyrd what episode is this?

[@howardmctroy3303]

That’s from Harry Potter.

[@Dingalow]

Did you know Karl's brother was on Jeremy Kyle? He was also on a documentary series called Benefit Busters. Dead serious

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

Mate you Can't Tar SIBLINGS WITH THE SAME BRUSH....

[@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616]

Did you stop to think maybe that's why Karl doesn't bother with him. I know how I am with my uncles

[@rbeck3200tb40]

Karls brother mark Pilkington died last year . That was him on the Jeremy Kyle tv show

[@HEDVlogs]

The boiler sketch is fucking hilarious

[@nickjohns]

Getting a second opinion.........off the same bloke

[@danniedyke3674]

The 🌎's most interesting man...

[@Janjanbobaney]

Night night everyone.. ear buds in full of Karl and Ricky’s hysteria…I ignore Rick… I listen harder to Karl.. he’s the star in this group.. and his family. Oh what I wouldn’t do for a Karl cam! Oh Jesus as Karl would say… oh Jesus

[@creightontolliver3547]

Why did Karl stop laughing once they started the podcast?

[@MD_Slaine]

Because it's an act and they told him to.

[@craigball3302]

@@MD_Slaine its not

[@SpartanQwop]

@@MD_Slaine you're an idiot if you think this is an act. If it is. He's one of the best actors to ever exist ...

[@goldengaze3]

OGGY OGGY OGGY...😂😂😂

[@deadschooled]

26:22 is my favorite Ricky laugh

[@SaoirseK]

"Me mam's budgie died last night." 😂😂😂

[@rbeck3200tb40]

Whats a budgie ?

[@SaoirseK]

@@rbeck3200tb40 its a bird

[@rbeck3200tb40]

@@SaoirseK like a parrot or something ?

[@mrjackson3426]

rbeck3200tb40 google it you shithead

[@nickjohns]

@@rbeck3200tb40 really?

[@jamespetersen6419]

Karl volume: 1 Ricky Volume: 12

[@williamsmith666]

'Mam 'n Dad."

[@PeowPeowPeowLasers]

22:27 is hilarious

[@calebnorris6960]

Karl's dad sounds twice as weird as him lol

[@NxDoyle]

🍎 doesn't fall far from the 🏡

[@macmuggo5459]

Nx Doyle 🍎 doesn’t fall far from the 🌳

[@ricky4mel]

I would love to see carl do a program with Steven fry

[@macmuggo5459]

ollbo200010 that’s why it’s good though

[@wj2429]

How did you manage to spell both of their names wrong?

[@brucewayne2184]

You put the world record fart twice

[@TheWalrus013]

BRING BACK MY NAME IS EARL

[@sean4285]

Karl's family is super weird 😂 I wonder if they are all still around

[@emoneyg33]

Oven!!

[@mdh8320]

49:30 best part

Jeez making fun of PTSD is a bit much

[@tarponpet]

Which podcast did Karl talk about Monster's Inc?

[@k.g.847]

Maybe the one with Suzanne

[@tarponpet]

@@k.g.847 Hm...

[@Morrisseyyy]

Makes sense that energy companies would subcontract work tho, might explain why he got the same gasman twice

[@nathantreveil6885]

PTSD not really a joke

[@codiefitz3876]

Why did they do these bits twice? They’re slightly different in “Questions For Karl”

[@kraken589]

Codie Fitz probably so new listeners could hear them. Also keep in mind years have passed between the XFM shows and the podcasts so they may have forgotten they had already told/heard the stories. I also doubt they thought a lot of people would binge listen over 15 years later like this.

[@Noodlelino28]

22:28 LMAOO

[@00dude3]

Growing up in Manchester sounds pretty grim

[@nickjohns]

It's grim up noth

[@williamsmith666]

How can we prove we're live?

[@RighteousBrother]

I had to skip the Victoria Plum part, it's just too tragic.