The Complete A to Z of Karl Pilkington (A compilation w/ Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

[@Karen-hp8nm]

A- auntie Nora 0:08 B- baby(who had a baby) 10:56 C-cheeky freak (of the week) 24:57 D-death(near) 39:12 E- education 54:15 F- films 1:06:50 G- ghosts 1:23:57 H- holidays 1:38:13 I- insults 1:51:04 J- jokes 2:01:27 K- kidney stones 2:09:50 L- love 2:19:58 M- monkey news 2:38:37 N- Noah’s ark 2:43:01 O- octopus 2:45:57 P- poetry 2:47:50 Q- quotes 2:55:39 R- rockbusters 3:06:21 S- superpowers 3:30:31 T- transsexual 3:37:52 U- ultimate animal 3:42:54 V- Victoria plum 3:50:49 W- wheelchair tennis 3:54:29 X- Xmas 4:00:35 Y- yellow biscuits 4:11:58 Z- zoo 4:16:03

[@DannyYounghill]

Awsome

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Damn! Did you do all of that?! Pretty solid work.

[@Banaxor]

Legend

[@Karen-hp8nm]

@@daytonasayswhat9333 yeah, quarantine definitely helped though lol

[@Karen-hp8nm]

@@DannyYounghill danke

[@germa2k]

I've heard these several times over and I still find the convos fresh. No other podcast really feels this way.

[@johnmckenzie7117]

Love listening to these in bed,it's got to be good for you going to sleep with a smile on your face.

[@itsMrNoble]

I wish I could listen to these Xfm shows all over again for the first time.

[@allaboutedm8050]

I've listened to it so much and I'm still hearing new ones haha

[@yourmajesty631]

Just do what I done with the sopranos. Wait 5 years, it's fresh again.

[@philnoble2218]

Hello fellow Nobleman!! 👋👋

[@888exposed7]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back innn

[@theowlabovethefox2565]

YourMajesty will I

[@sawrirocks]

Who else falls asleep listening to this?

[@MissTaiSah]

Sawri M ME!!!

[@Caliknowzbest4u]

Sawri M thought i was the only one...been doin that for years

[@msamberk]

Sawri M doing is as I post this

[@thanoswasright.]

I thought I was alone!!!!!!!!! Wow

[@RWulff007]

Sawri M Gervais laugh sometimes wake me the f__k up tho, but then i just listen to Karl again I wander away again

[@davidowen7064]

I use this to fall asleep to. But Ricky laughing wakes me.

[@fabiomichelle5941]

Same!

[@loritracy1385]

Or Karl's audio being too low wakes me.

[@orourke1972]

Right?!

[@marcusroy8185]

yeah its annoying wish someone would make a version where they lower the audio volume when he laughs

[@annika_panicka]

@@marcusroy8185 I think they did, unless I've just adapted. The newer Yak uploads have Reduced Ricky®️ Technology. Mr K Dilkington def does.

[@louisasmiles]

I love that there's no adverts in these uploads. Thanks so much.

[@petenic8504]

This 3 are just gold , how can I listen to the same things over and over for ten years plus and still find it as funny as the first time ...thankyou :)

[@zja1441]

I love that karl draws in all crowds. guys, girls, all ages. doesn't matter. humor truly is a great thing. I'm glad the Internet exists too, else I wouldn't know about karl.

[@AdamOfWindsor]

“The water went away” “Where’d it go?” “It floated off”

[@TheLifeGiver]

Who else falls asleep to these things so they know the audio but haven't seen all of the cartoons?

[@annika_panicka]

I started out with the animated series (I'm American and didn't know from Karl Pilkington until some friends showed me the HBO shows), then went back and listened to all the hours of radio shows and podcasts, so it was like a huge treat - all the unheard material. Some of it was familiar but in a rawer form.

[@rayharman1044]

Me

[@Sahil-rx2oe]

I think Karl pilkington has been my therapy to endure the shit that happens in the world since 2010! Have been listening for ten years now and still hasn’t gotten old

[@JasperOosterveld]

Same here

[@johnforkan1492]

And 2020

[@Sahil-rx2oe]

Mosaab that’s awesome still better late then never. Also you will find so many neat gems that you haven’t heard yet when the rest of us have prob heard all podcast many times over :-)

[@keethopkins1347]

He must know how funny he is, love it listening again

[@AA-hg5fk]

Same here

[@Browski1254]

The monkey spa is actually so scary the fact Karl thinks that a monkey filled out a will and didn't leave it to his monkey wife because she isn't blood is one of the most INSANE things I've ever heard someone say

[@harryscorah2091]

Steve is more witty than he gets credit for

[@achievementbird2641]

Harry Scorah “he never forgets rick” when discussing the elephant man was gold

[@toppatoppa5236]

He makes ricky lol But ricky finds karl just bring karl.. funny

[@888exposed7]

He's a good buffer between Karl and Ricky because so often he will be the one that shuts Ricky up so that Karl can complete a story.

[@83gemm]

He is now and shall always be my celebrity crush. Got to see him in NY when he performed. Stellar.

[@mykedoesthings2917]

@K S It coulda been his brother...

[@rome8180]

Karl's descriptive powers are incredible. He may have no understanding of how the world works, but he's brilliant at describing his own experiences. I'm only a minute in and he's already described touching Auntie Nora's mole-y back as being like "putting your hand in a bowl of Cocoa Puffs." I'm a writer, and I'm lucky if I get one metaphor that good in a whole week's worth of writing. Karl just tosses them off like nothing.

[@SpecialOrder935]

He’s got more idea of how the real world works that Ricky and Steve with their university degrees in useless bollocks like philosophy They wouldn’t be able to unblock their own shower drain , they’d call people out to do it for them

[@LennyDeee]

Found the minimum wage worker!

[@Thorneycfc]

Oooooo, kinky

[@DJMKN93]

That manhole cover story is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard :') 1:36:38

[@nbob6186]

MKN It's actually true.

[@liquidgeorge]

I die laughing every time I hear it.

[@loccabzcabz5187]

Thank u for this

[@rbeck3200tb40]

Its actually true but they didnt use a manhole cover. Karl got it mixed up as usual I looked it up it really happened

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

😂😂😂 How have I never heard this clip before. I've been listening to these 3 for over 10 years. Countless times........ but I have never heard the manhole cover story. PMSL 🤣🤣🤣

[@jesslovesrammstein]

Rock busters never fails to make me cry from laughter, I can’t believe people wanted it cancelled

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

Is last sticker

[@marsanna]

Christ! De burg!

[@jesslovesrammstein]

“So, you get a bulb”

[@FatToadRecords]

De-trout spinners

[@Evolutionaryfreed]

The 3 just complement each other so well. This is one I have not listened to this one I am on A at the moment and already laughing, they never fail in making me laugh no matter what mood I am in.

[@lesguito]

G is my absolute favorite.

[@myronkhan6283]

Getting high and falling asleep to this is just pure magic

[@shaunhanley748]

Doing that exact thing right now

[@aks9050]

karl's manhole cover story and ricky's reaction to it is still one of my all time fave moments

[@HopeVJustice]

Same! :D

[@janpec10]

Its wierd that Ricky didnt explode there. Dont know why they didnt include that into Ricky Gervais show, its so easy to picture a cartoony bomb going of with manhole cover flying into space, and a milions of people watching it trough the telly being completly surprised.

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

@John Smith Yeah, he was. There was one episode when he mentioned that in the olden days when they had freak shows, they would get a bear drunk and shave it and advertise it to customers as a pig face lady. Not long after I was watching an episode of QI and they were talking about that exact same thing, and if Stephen Fry says it it must be true.

[@keethopkins1347]

I love this kind of stuff, cheers me up every time i listen

[@annika_panicka]

_"If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."_ K. Pilkington

[@annika_panicka]

Great compilation, and I love the funky graphics for each letter.

[@johncarral4458]

Always cheers me up when I need it the most

[@dalejoseph5081]

Love these i do. Always makes my patrols at work 100% better

[@angelogrosso7904]

"It was like putting your hand in a load of cocoa puffs"-OMG I rolled on the floor

[@cel4421]

Angelo Grosso Same ^^

[@JusjackMusic]

I cant help but have to correct you. its Cocopops. its cereal we have in the UK :)

[@danaelona4081]

Does anyone know why steven didnt want to talk about the split tennis ball????

[@QueenofTaterTots]

it's basically Karl saw Auntie Nora's vagina, because she didn't wear panties one day or something and he said it looked like a split tennis ball

[@ajeje1996]

1:19:55 - 1:22:33 That was absolutely priceless - you know it's bad when Ricky Gervais is trying to be the peacemaker. Terrific video, mate!

[@msthang5366]

12D3 Why did Stephen get so mad??

[@cdollaz]

It’s a crime these shows weren’t filmed

[@AmericanMumReacts]

I love listening to these in the car, it makes me smile while I'm driving 🤗👍🏼🍷

[@jhart1127]

American Mum Love that you included a wine emoji in a comment about driving.

[@Fayhtal]

ed dnqqqd fans

[@laurabarker8749]

This is what I do!

[@jessicawright7328]

Ahhh Same!!!!

[@karldilkington8802]

I bet you look cruella deville while driving lol.

[@geegleed1636]

This is therapy to me

[@olivergille8305]

It was a dark time- "Well it was for me cos I worked nights"

[@greigsanderson9673]

The coldness got rid of the badness lol. An ashtray is old cold.

[@w8m4n]

cold old old cold cold old cold old

[@jasonhigdon7875]

No no, it holds cold. Like it's cold for no reason, it holds its' cold. Lol, jk i don't know.

[@chlomather]

Old cold belly badness

[@gangabiss]

Exactly. He said "they hold cold" meaning they stay colder to the touch in a warm room.

[@888exposed7]

yeah it's hold cold

[@poboysix4]

Some days it all just becomes way too much to handle, and actually I look forward to laying in bed and listening to this after my wife goes to sleep … it’s meditative Relaxing even in the morning when I wake up in my ear buds fall out I put them back in and listen to the rest ha ha

[@YouWinAFREEiPOD]

Hilarious how Karl gets made fun of on a daily basis but once Karl mentions how wierd Steven its Steven whose the one who can't handle the banter and goes into a fit.

[@marsanna]

I can understand that tho I bet ppl have constantly told Steve he’s weird looking whereas Ricky is probably the first to mention his round ass head

[@gagekelly1051]

Karl is funny by hisself alone, but Ricky’s laugh makes it 10 x funnier 😂 -your American friend

[@christopherjacobs989]

Karl's mums cryptic clues for Rockbusters had me in absolute stitches.

[@po9917]

The best intro of all time surely ?

[@Wingless-]

Here's my morning!

[@angelogrosso7904]

Me too bro

[@lufc5848]

Joel Cameron I listen as going to sleep

[@msding04]

LU FC lol. Me too.

[@abbiedack5246]

Rickys reaction to the manhole cover story will FOREVER be my favourite reaction🤣🤣

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

The story is actually true. It was called Operation plumb bob.

[@Knibbsy0103]

A fire that didn't happen, a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy.

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Lol!

[@keatonsellen9679]

29:25 Stephen - Why is he a 'The Human Pillow'? Karl - Thats what annoyed me I thought he was more of a draft excluder. I fucking died

[@LifeOfRy]

2:09:23 only just noticed you can hear Karl say “this is 5 Live” under Richard and Ricky laughing, after he says “time for the news”

[@josephboucher9013]

'Her headphones wouldn't fit on her head' - i'm in pieces lmao

[@jonathanclifford7010]

Bless you whoever you are for repeating the stuff on Autism. It isn’t a typo or mistake. Thank you and Ricky did trying to make a difference

[@DlcEnergy]

that intro made that intro amazing... :}

[@thetimpenny]

2:41:30 where you getting this from?. Paper noises. Internet.

[@justinwebber9968]

I joined a similar Christian thing but didn't realise until a few months in. Every Tuesday and Thursday, I would turn up and play games, we had a few field trips, exploring nature etc. Then slowly each week they started including church visits, it changed from hanging out with your friends to 70% of the time in a church or being told religious stories. Looking back it wasn't dissimilar to being groomed by a cult, they trick you into it. I kept asking my parents questions regarding religion, basically what I was being told didn't make sense, and I stopped going soon after.

[@ryanstrain8211]

‘Crush grapes’ 😂😂😂😂

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Never have I heard the film Gladiator described in such an odd and hilarious manner. So funny.

[@OoxB505]

‘What’s the guy called? Comedian?’ 😛

[@nasirchoudhury2012]

Dr yak the boss

[@LLtrash]

Great compilation. This is such a little thing but if you make something this big again please keep the text during the whole segment. Again, great work

[@gsesquire3441]

Oh man Ive never heard the part about the freeze pop when Karl said life didnt flash before his eyes he was "just calm, like 'yes, I'm ready for this now'"!! He was like 11 and ready for the sweet embrace lol

[@pickleslilly4916]

Here's a Xmas story that's true one year my mum said oh just get me a few small things so I got her a bic pen a small Brown comb and drawing pins and my step dad I got him a giant car sponge !! HE DIDN'T EVER HAVE A CAR and a shoe polish kit t hats totally true

[@BggProductions]

Excellent compilation

[@jackd9928]

Love Ricky's laugh but it is sooo fucking loud sometimes compared to everything else being said that it scares the shit out of me lol

[@William88213]

I love listening to these while falling asleep but i find myself having to pause it because rickys laugh is sometimes too loud and karls voice is sometimes not loud enough. but beggers can't be choosers, thanks for the comp!

[@loritracy1385]

I came to these following Ricky- I stayed for Karl & Steve! Nite all...

[@nathanielgreatbanks2200]

21:40 kills me every time, Ricky’s anger is amazing 😂😂😂

[@nathanielgreatbanks2200]

4:13:50 is also amazing, what the fuck is a yellow biscuit 😂

[@Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter]

@@nathanielgreatbanks2200 custard creams

[@nath2367]

Cheers yakster xxx

[@andreac37]

Does anyone know what Steve says at 1:57:04 ? It’s been bugging me for several years now & I still cannot seem to make it out! Is it in another language? Any insight would be so appreciated… Thanks very much… and Happy sleeping! 💤😴🐑💕

[@CallumBradbury]

He says 'A little from column A, a little from column B'

[@andreac37]

@@CallumBradbury omg thank you SO MUCH!!! Listening to it back I feel silly for not being able to decipher what he said. 😂 I really appreciate you taking the time to reply, and finally putting an end to my nagging curiosity! ☺️👍🏻

[@Daniela-xj6ky]

A little from column A, a little from column B( happy girls don't like him enough , happy he doesn't pay)

[@arthurlewis9193]

You're a grape crusher. Next!

[@danyellx615]

Doctor yakkkk 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@AnaAcapella]

I just wanna know what Americans think of Brits, now that they've discovered Karl Dilkington. O.o

[@keithbrockway5759]

Ana Acapella ....we love u guys, and we love karl too!

[@inarukaraya2718]

I just love him. Lol

[@Drewitall54]

Like Karl, don’t like the rest of ‘em

[@loritracy1385]

Big fan of Mr. Dilkington over here. Night...

[@dominor120]

I like him, very funny, sweet, kind hearted about animals. Interested in life and all that goes on around him.

[@charityson3752]

“Let’s not discuss the tennis ball”. Thank you Steve!

[@fightingcock8096]

39:45 D is for Dilkington😏

[@jonathanclifford7010]

Anybody who is a fan will understand this line from Ricky during a rock busters competition and have a chuckle... “It’s not cryptic, it’s wrong”

[@EKOvision]

Steve interjecting “craptic” kills me every time

[@Bahamut_XR]

26:09 "crush grapes" Wetting myself >_

[@VINNIEJONES10]

What a brilliant 4 hours

[@ThegreatDmarcellin]

Listening to Karl cures cancer!

[@katebattista7400]

ThegreatDmarcellin it also prevents cancer. I listened today and I don't have cancer.....weird innit?

[@joefangers8228]

What I love about these huge 4+ hours long compilations is saving them offline (KZbin Red, well worth a few bucks a month) and just dropping into them randomly.

[@k.g.847]

There are no ads on this video you can watch them that way for free

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

I l😎ve these spin offs. Even though I pretty much know what line is coming next. I wonder if there are any 'lost tapes'. Or recordings of them talking amongst themselves while they play music on XFM. ☺☺☺

[@zedar0]

Missed an opportunity for "E" being for egg

[@celica825]

Humpty Dumpty is famously portrayed as a giant ____.

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

Excellent opening! 😂

[@FrankBishop]

Who STILL falls asleep to this?

[@TheBurnsyburns]

Why did they look at the cat funny 😂😂😂😂

[@greigsanderson9673]

sarah burns Mr Burns daughter.

[@DannyYounghill]

He never forgets, Rick /Steve

[@seagull8415]

Just the first five seconds prove that Karl is from a parallel universe. Who sings the alphabet like that?

[@charlotterockel-kennedy8913]

I learnt to sing the alphabet like that at school 🤣

[@danieljuncos244]

Best Rockbusters collection ever!

[@mattsouth8297]

2019 anyone ???

[@Yotomoco]

2020 mate

[@mkennier]

Every night I nod off to this I love it

[@krisbest6405]

Love this.

[@Evolutionaryfreed]

Pilko for prime minister asap. His logic is floorless. Ricky can be his no2 and Stephen an advisor. The country needs this. If Boris can get in then I am not being too far fetched with my idea

[@rooksdoubleohseven9919]

What is the pun at 2:04:40? I guess something hat related,but I feel like it is so heavily related to their accent, I'm missing it.

[@mattiahehuat2820]

Attitude - Hat He Chewed

[@thelouisvuittondon643]

Effin an jeffin

[@unicornpuffy8656]

I wanna know if Karl's words of wisdom made a baby come into the world lol xx

[@joefangers8228]

Sometimes Ricky doesn't give Karl an inch, but others (like the crossover period between dinosaurs & humans, which definitely did not happen) he cuts him slack for no good reason.

[@reddragon4482]

Nice intro lmao. Half this stuff I forgot about lol.

[@beaverwacka]

Nice work bud

[@youtubewatcher703]

"it's the best he can do with the brain he's got"

[@LifeOfRy]

I genuinely thought D would’ve been Karl’s experience on a crammed train from Manchester.

[@Madia367]

1:20:00 that has to be the funniest thing I think Karl has ever said

[@jameshickey1294]

Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 💯💯💯💯😷😂😂😂❤️🍻🍻

[@graganstey250]

Thx Man

[@HHHKingofKings58]

MacFly. Don't want one. Put it back. I'll av a chicken.

[@HopeVJustice]

'ood want tha'?! :o

[@DK-gg9en]

Listen to the casts to go to sleep 👍🏼

[@emptRx]

10:47... I WANT THAT SHIRT SO BAD!!!

[@sandoncrowder7839]

He never forgets, Rick.

[@Bruce1983]

Buy it ferry What😕 Buy on ferry WHATT

[@loopc333]

Why can't they all be the same volume!?! 😣🔫

[@jhart1127]

Make your own compilation I guess ..

[@loritracy1385]

@@jhart1127 - I think the comment was about their ORIGINAL recordings which all of these are made from. Testy much?

[@SpecialOrder935]

It was a T-shirt with her face on !