Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part One

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@@Sprite_525 well I haven't paid the £12... I'll let you both know how it goes?

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Black screen. No ads. Great quality. Awesome compilations. Subscribed. Night all

[@SuperLisalis]

How dull life would be without Karl... Lockdown laughter~ essential listening.

[@audioandscifibooks3170]

Agreed., even for the 10th time.

[@Klara_Ahmed]

Thank you for posting x

[@PedloProductions]

“That’s the most stupid thing you’ve ever said!” “Yeah well listen to this then” LMAO

[@RighteousBrother]

"Go back to Sheila's you can slag me off if you want, because you're not coming back here, fuck off!!" I love how wound up Karl gets in a completely imaginary scenario! 😂😂😂

[@evacromwell236]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joewright9879]

I hired Bob and Sheila after they left KP Plumbing. They were worthless.

[@DrCommaBarber]

I about wrecked laughing so hard at the bit about Karl trying to see through his eyelids.

[@mikaelsongameofwar2360]

Nearly died😂

[@tyroon81]

Instead of focusing with his mind, the tool tried to focus with his eyes, through his eyelids!! There's stupid, then there's Karl Pillockton 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@ITILII]

Karl Pilkington: not only can see even with his eyes closed...weird innit ? He's the Poet Laureate of England and President of Society ! And no more 'avin' a go at Karl, slaggin' him off....sick of it !!!

[@tyroon81]

😭😭😭

[@irlandy6200]

My favorite clips to watch of Karl is the blooper reel from when he acted in Derek with Ricky. If anyone hasn’t seen Derek your in for a treat! Especially the Mr T scene when Karl gives the magpie daughter a piece of his mind! He’s a great actor and doesn’t even know it! He uses real emotion without even realising how gifted he is. Also love how the program can make you cry with laughter and sadness, pity and empathy is amazing and probably one of the most underrated shows out there !

[@dkhemmen]

Oh man Derek is my absolute favourite. I liked it even better than After Life, which was great in its own right.

[@dylangrove4888]

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[@MeMyselfandI20]

💯 couldn’t agree more with this! Derek is a masterpiece.

[@Steven_McCrae]

It really was , i miss Derek so much wish they would maybe do Christmas special or something like that ? 😔🙏

[@yellowduckiee8966]

He hated acting and we can tell. He can only play an angry character to base the acting on something because he struggled without having something to be actually angry at 🤣 loved Derek but wasn't Karl's best. An idiot abroad comes wayyy above Derek for entertainment

[@lorbliccy6827]

Karl pilkington is the best human being on the planet 💙💪🏻

[@eamomurray2526]

I’ll go one further… Karl is the best living organism in the whole solar system 💙💪

[@tyroon81]

@@eamomurray2526 Replace the word "best" with "thickest" and you would have a very accurate description of Pilko! 😆

[@cazcarr2002]

@@eamomurray2526 .. ..

[@chrissnyder3430]

Omg. I'm so glad I found these. I know I'm going to laugh for a wee bit and forget me problems for a tic. I'm so stressed most of the day and this is sweet release!

[@dovesfan1]

Go see a professional leg rubber

[@daescap9239]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joewright9879]

@Chris Snyder perhaps, and I hope I’m wrong about this, but just perhaps they outside of your body is longer than the insides.

[@jonathangale9476]

"If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice" 😂

[@joewright9879]

20:40 “I’ve never been that lost.” The fact that he got lost in a field of nettles while he was walking and reading a book. Karl kills.

[@kayshascorner]

Ricky Gervais’ laugh is so contagious 🤣

[@tee1up785]

Or annoying.

[@bowlofnuggets]

nice compilation thanks

[@balajimahe]

Most of the Karl-Steve-Ricky content I listen on various channels are ones that I’ve already heard at least once. This one was fresh and extremely funny - especially the one where Karl tries to see his toes with his eyes closed. :-D

[@VivalaryMan]

This statement doesn't add up, infact these cuts are so common these are actually from the tv programme I'm sure.

[@mortechrome]

@@VivalaryMan Yes, they are. There are clips with the original animations from TV available.

[@archiewall124]

‘I was using my eyes even though I had them shut’ 😂😂😂

[@sarahcotton-vb3de]

Came here for Karl's rambles, Ricky's laugh, and Steve's witty one liners

[@j-b-l8147]

Came here because it's just funny to hear Wheatley and Ricky Gervais in a podcast.

[@iim4xii129]

@@j-b-l8147 And don't forget P. I. Staker from Hot Fuzz.

[@chrisshaw9836]

​@@iim4xii129did they ever find the Swan?

[@YRWB98]

When karl paused for a while when stephen asked him about his artistic expression and answered with whistle😂😂😂😂

[@franklandsman3436]

I must admit I had to pause this brilliant comedy video at 12:12 to wipe the tears of laughter off my face.

[@mattyd5932]

Even my mum and dad don't remember me hahaha that's funny

[@fellow-winner6560]

You guys are awesome!

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Thanks for no ads mate

[@123salt]

Ahh, new comps for my sleepy time videos. Thanks for these mate

[@PilkyPodcasts]

No problem, Salt! If you're enjoying them, be sure to like, share and subscribe if you haven't yet!

[@poobz3733]

@@PilkyPodcasts love the show

[@tomedwards6273]

The little giggle and 'wtf' from Ricky when Karl explains he didn't think of putting his leg back down after kicking his height gets me passing myself everytime

[@geordieal9187]

The mirrored wall in the flat was hilarious “Stephen Hawking would be well happy”…😂

[@jackg2630]

« When kicked high I was so chuffed that I got it that high that I didn’t think to put it back down again » That is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life

[@warshipsatin8764]

just him saying "i kicked me height" with absolutely zero context almost kills me

[@sibusisontshalintshali5610]

Karl for President 🤣✊🏾

[@olivermateee547]

His simplicity and honesty would actually be refreshing

[@rubyaustin1932]

I absolutely love this show it give me the giggles so much

[@veronica3986]

Trying to see through your eyelids Classic one of my favourites, along with my mam & dad don't remember me then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannybroad677]

My first memory is having my eyes glued together. Lmao

[@inggrisvlogs9308]

Ace collection cheers mate

[@mundaneman1811]

‘Even me mam & dad cant remember me back then’ 😂

[@pilkoid5187]

I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

[@martindarcy8399]

I feel sorry for karl, they laugh at him but everything he says at least once weve thought about it just his thought processes are a bit strange but into context i completely understand his theories

[@olivermateee547]

Very true, but don't feel sorry for him, Karl knows it's all jokes and it's all just entertainment.

[@rensb9214]

I have never thought about having a baby grow inside an old woman so that when she dies a baby gets born, so her life continues. Maybe that’s just me

[@andrewinwood6220]

Just fuckin brilliant. You three just massively click. Superb lads...

[@chewwyc]

Back watching this for like the hundredth time lol there’s times after Karl’s talkin ricky n Steve automatically say karls wrong when they’re clueless about the same thing n explain it wrongly 🤣

[@Nebs1]

Can’t wait for my appointment with the professional back rubber in a few weeks

[@jck999]

these always give me a laugh 😂

[@paulcunnane4]

Karl has to know how incredibly funny he is, no?

[@Lonesomezz]

A listen to this every day n it still funny as fuck

[@MeMyselfandI20]

‘Thoughts , Karl? ‘ you know somethings about to go off after those words.

[@lornabrand3477]

Brilliant lads

[@roberthayes9842]

Steve loves encouraging Karl but that knob Ricky just takes over, has to be the centre of attention when the real star is Karl

[@thewatcher4718]

Great ,keeps me laughing all day .

[@buffetslayer1533]

Karl's only friend on holiday was a calculator 😂😂😂

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I love that Karl gets annoyed that modern medicine allows people to live longer. 😄

[@tyroon81]

Yeah, I wonder if he will refuse them in later life, if he needs them🤔

[@lucillamori2905]

Again. Monuments for Those Heroes 💗

[@gillymac9363]

I agree with Karl I can't be doin with pretentious art critics. "Oh I think he was trying to portray.." Naw. Half of them were off their tits while painting.

[@danielhobgen6146]

1:10:21 Karl's Munchie method.

[@Markem1998]

The background noices 😂😂

[@andybibby4462]

Remember people, only professional leg-rubbers have towels, don’t accept second best! 😇😌

[@travisranta3445]

My eyes were closed but I was still using them.

[@lockstockandtwosmoke]

Steven would be well happy that had me 🤣

[@jimmyrustler8983]

"Professional leg rubber."

[@geonosisstarchild9636]

😴😂 went to sleep listening to Karl and just awoke this morning to their convo about the problem hole and Ricky exclaiming about Karl "he's got a gene, a ball and a hole! No wonder there's no f***ing room for a brain!!" 😂😂😂

[@GalacticGamingClips]

Why did this guy stop posting

[@bravoactual2423]

No ads???

[@lordtachanka903]

“If you want to do a serious point, don’t do animals” oh lord please don’t let him see fritz the cat or bojack horseman haha I wish he had a reaction channel so we could see what he thinks of everything nowadays

[@travisranta3445]

Omg I never expect the kick me height and I lose my damn mind every time. Might be the funniest phrase in existence.

[@Aerondighteternal]

“Id just get in the tank”

[@dsaipha]

I kicked me height a few years ago... pulled my hamstring and was out of action for 6 months.

[@lindatruderung9378]

Karl has a point about the pain that you feel with kidney stones and leg injuries. Rick needs to zip it. He just sounds rude. Pain is pain, and shouldn't be ridiculed.

[@ps-wb4yl]

He's 33? Tough paper round?😂

[@combswayway1010]

I eat a beatle because I thought it was licorice 😂🤣😂🤣

[@PaulMartin-qo8pk]

One chance just give them one chance 😂

[@lornabrand3477]

Paranoid blood lol ha ha and I have never laughed so much in my life

[@Serucipe]

55:25 "I don't think you can count that as art. ... I think there's a difference between Beethoven and **whistling**" Says the guy who thinks a dead shark in a box is art, when in reality that is called a "specimen" and would be commonly found in an oceanic research laboratory.

[@JakeWilliams283]

Ricky’s reactions are over the top in the podcasts

[@yourmum5895]

All podcasts have fake laughter. All of them.

[@inspiringmedia3716]

No he's just like that

[@JakeWilliams283]

@inspiringmedia3716 sometimes it's repeated stuff that karl has mentioned in the xfm shows so it's not the first time ricky has heard it but he reacts to it even more so than the first time which feels un authentic. I understand why they do it as they are catering to a potential new audience that haven't heard the xfm shows, just an observation.

[@brucewayne2184]

21:21 ever seen the tarot card "the fool?"

[@Ryan-zf2ws]

New dream that would top everything: Karl debates a flat earther.

[@paulcunnane4]

Nothing will ever be so entertaining again. What do we do now?

[@hankochai]

“I was strainin’ ‘em”

[@RussianLizard94]

I'm with him on the mirrors, me and girlfriend have mirrored wardrobes in front of our bed, we find ourselves talking to each other through the mirror when we're in bed

[@andrewhadden133]

You get to see each other twice

[@lindatruderung9378]

I guess Ricky doesn't understand the concept of visualization. That sounds like what Karl was describing.

[@iMertin90]

play a record

[@robertapascal6962]

Kicked me height.

[@courtneycahoon9789]

No way they remember being 2 or 3 ffs I can't remember anything under 7 I'm 33

[@maksimsk.2700]

I feel you, mate! Also can't remember anything under 33 and I'm 36!

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

Karl would probably explode if he knew how many medicines, etc that he takes that have already been tested on mice! 🐭 Their brain chemistry is much closer to ours.

[@marcuscrossley1368]

Much closer to ours than his. His is closer to a chimp!

[@thepontiacbandit7874]

@@marcuscrossley1368 ‘That must be the arse.’

[@adcuth1676]

He'd kick himself....or his height.

[@tyroon81]

@@marcuscrossley1368 Worm😂

[@archibaldbagge1235]

@@tyroon81 Egg.

[@cas_tiger_glitcher]

I've got towels too if anyone wants rubbing.....

[@thelolmaster1997]

33:13 Karl 😅

[@TubeYouGuy]

The doctor had towels. Good enough for me!

[@christinemetcalf769]

You can get fish and chips and all 🤣🤣

[@futurefreak8789]

That laugh is put on Big Time To Look Good

[@NonConsensual]

Many years later Carl is still knocking about with a calculator and a brick

[@davidbroadbent854]

I’m not gonna big myself up

[@laurataylor4945]

39:40

[@charlotteharrison6284]

Night boys sleep well

[@Musicshit137]

Good night 😴 😀

[@tgggdsghjjtthyyytt]

Cant believe he said he has 3 nippkes at 33.56

[@jimbobelvis3295]

His one munchie would be his last munchie

[@jamesguffogg7119]

Slip another disc, manc fuk wit🤦‍♂️🚬

[@shane4362]

8:15

[@lindatruderung9378]

The laughing over the calculator was just annoying. I wanted to hear Karl's story, but couldn't because the two took over the conversation with their stupid loud laughter.

[@Reddoguk]

Its called REM

[@sha8342]

I don’t know which is more pathetic. Karl’s boring life or my listening to it. 🤷‍♀️😂

[@BobMacay]

Sound effects are really irritating

[@shanewilliams9991]

Post your own content, then :). It’s clearly been pulled from the Ricky Gervais Show

[@TheOnlyBexon]

Its honestly annoying listening to this with the sound effects from the show

[@gavinbeckley4889]

Maybe it's just me but I'm coming to the realisation that without karl, Ricky would have no material and he would sound like he does on these podcasts. A petulant bully of a child who never got told not to pull the wings off butterflies. Banter is the word bullies use when then know they are up against someone with more Intellect and heart in their little toe than the bully has in its entirety. You are the preeminent philosopher of our time call so please do these talks alone and not with energy vampires making your beautiful questioning of the world more about them and there dark vibrations. My love and light, eternally karl xx

[@warshipsatin8764]

i kicked me height

[@turtleanton6539]

Ooh

[@WolfColaUK]

I'd rather be a blind mouse.