Yakuza 0- Karaoke: Bakamitai (Kiryu)

[@IosonoOtakuman]

And here we are. One of the videos I made because I loved so much Yakuza's karaoke is suddenly my most popular video with more than 2 million views and is saving my channel and my work. Even if it's only because of a meme and probably a temporary thing. Thank you, everybody! EDIT: 3 million now. Holy Guacamole! EDIT 2: 7 million views?! I don't believe it!

[@Anerostel]

Congrats man!

[@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851]

Wow 1 minute ago and I just looked it up because I went through my liked videos

[@d4rthconnor]

Tbh I love this song now so thankyou

[@crim3107]

SONG STILL GOOD

[@albino8137]

Lunatic Villain true, although the memes are the reason I came back to this masterpiece.

[@knoxville6445]

Anime openings: the main game Anime ending: this

[@andreiachim7730]

Anime openings: judgement

[@grabthebagnow]

Hiroko Moriguchi in the One Punch ending. They are everywhere, those onion-cutting-ninjas.

[@Savpai]

Anime opening: 24 hour Cinderella

[@darkmasterchief227]

@@andreiachim7730 beat me to it by a week

[@toastypants6570]

th real folk blues

[@Concerned_Custodian]

He's dying. He's dying inside and we're laughing.

[@chatdieu2244]

I think that joker movie was a warning, we're becoming him

[@restricted0885]

Just watch with captions and its a sad song

[@killerbuster]

actually he's pretty fine until yakuza 6

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Nah I'm sad inside when I listen to this.

[@saikanji9570]

Are... are WE the monsters?

[@tonytvtonytv]

the legends started from here.

[@kohabuilds3496]

hi im a fan

[@crusty_cookie3099]

I played this game before and it was actually fun like gta

[@NvanRoblox]

Thank you sega

[@red11222]

69 likes niiiiice

[@NvanRoblox]

Hehe

[@yaseenmohamed8547]

He is supposed to be 20 years old in this game but he singing like he suffered for decades😂

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

I mean, he literally sufferred through the entirety of the game so its perfectly reasonable lol

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 And also his voice here is the voice from like 23 years or more from now. (1988-2012)

[@timoteotorres7940]

just the game makes it reasonable

[@lavenzavantas]

well this song is originally from Yakuza 5, which happens when Kiryu is 44. so this isn't far off

[@Vika-kz9sq]

He suffered for two decades

[@Fr4ncM]

_"A yakuza game? Damn, that must be just non-stop violence!"_ *Yakuza game:*

[@shinyagumon7015]

It's both

[@Poppenheimer69]

Kiryu never killed a man

[@mrdaveloballs]

@@shinyagumon7015 Hello waifu Speedwagon

[@ItsOver1237]

@@Poppenheimer69 Yup, rubber bullets

[@unknownunnamed8010]

@@shinyagumon7015 Speedwaifu :0

[@NightxKilla]

*Guy and his girlfriend breaks up* Her Little Brother who wanted to play games with him:

[@inaciobits682]

Holy fuck

[@umbreomrealms1274]

Hola brock de pueblo lavanda

[@ziya9274]

Made me cry

[@romanrover5839]

that one hurted

[@Petlin2552]

F

[@TheShoeJr]

Just a reminder: this game was actually approved by real Yakuza

[@Daydy377]

Source?

[@succondeeznuts1165]

Source?

[@Sloma2]

Source?

[@wheatcurtains23]

Source?

[@xxadriandiaz69xx6]

Source?

[@Punipunpi_panda]

I live in Japan and this is literally what every family gathering is like. Mother in law owns a karaoke bar and stands behind the bar as we clap to my husband singing an emotional song. Uncle is drunk clapping off rhythm

[@parneetkaur6612]

lmfao amazing

[@jademau6]

amazing

[@tinyspeaker]

That's so good

[@criticaljohnson]

that actually sounds like an amazing family gathering

[@ElixirBlue9]

i hope your husband sang this song

[@0utraging]

When your girlfriend texts you “we’re breaking up” then says “sorry wrong person”

[@namik0644]

Took me so long to realise

[@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER]

I don't get it

[@namik0644]

@@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER she cheated on his bf then broke up with that bf

[@mantsuplayer2203]

Lmaooo

[@ricekrispyy]

Hol up 🤨

[@kozmonauta0515]

Kiryu: *having mental breakdown* Everybody else in the bar: Its time to be funky

[@kozmonauta0515]

TherealAntideath 174 Dagnabbit, this is akward. Thanks for the correcting.

[@thegamingnaker3155]

KIRYU-CHAN!!!

[@thepanthar]

@@kozmonauta0515 he isn't having a mental breakdown.

[@stevebob1695]

@@kozmonauta0515 pls everyone play the game it’s amazing I literally have 160 hrs of gameplay on this game alone and 200+ on the rest of the series. The main story is amazing and also the side missions too. Even when ur done the game there’s so much to do u will never get bored

[@mrdaveloballs]

@@anti8378 H E Y

[@lillyie]

Kiryu: singing a sad song about a failed relationship The Internet: haha dame dane

[@angelusvastator1297]

Tbh, Judgement/Tonight was more personally emotional for Kiryu. Kiryu never really had a failed relationship lmao.

[@Vishwamdamor7109]

No if you see, kiryu singing because of the sunflower orfanage in the photo

[@podworkojestfajne4242]

@@Vishwamdamor7109 yep, Kiryu just being emotional of himself cuz he now understands that entering Yakuza world was a big mistake and he just misses his old happy life in Orphanage

[@Vishwamdamor7109]

@@podworkojestfajne4242 hmm

[@Mateyton]

@@angelusvastator1297 uh does kaouro count (the girl from yakuza 2)

[@loganthevillager9176]

“I’m such a mess” *The words of a legend.*

[@dofingo2986]

And life is messy too

[@Cptn.Viridian]

Song: Sad story about love Bird in the corner: \'-'/

[@civic100]

it's not a bird

[@-.-David]

@@civic100 then what is it?

[@civic100]

@@-.-David like a Japanese imp demon or something called kappa.

[@-.-David]

@@civic100 ok

[@dimitriwarchief301]

..... WHY IS HECTHEIR

[@saltysugar1371]

There are two types of people: 1. The one that searches "Dame Da Ne." 2. The one that searches "Baka Mitai"

[@namaste5027]

3. Dame dame

[@admiralgremlin6767]

5. Japanese deep fake song

[@MarkosKapox]

6. Dame da ne dame yo

[@naka8899]

637. Human sounds

[@jalberg]

638. Song

[@rose_bushes]

kiryu: singing about a failed relationship the bird: *groovin*

[@fahdoun7627]

Lol it's a kappa

[@-sanju-]

Kappa, not a bird.

[@pollo4070]

@@cherrynado NOT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A KAPPA IS JEEZ

[@Kirkklan]

@@pollo4070 But what I wanna know is -where's the caveman- why does it look like it HAS bird feet.

[@truck-kun1805]

Kirkklan kappa in Japanese myths had webbed feet because they inhabited lakes and rivers and watery places

[@sushipop7658]

I am so fucking glad this became a meme because it probably introduced yakuza to millions of people who would have never played it

[@pahomerr]

Начал проходить Yakuza 0 благодаря этой песне, по итогу прошел и решил пройти всю серию👍

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

I wanted to play Yakuza 0 after seeing this meme, but 24 Hour Cinderella only sealed my desire to get it.

[@JakeTheUhh]

m e

[@MohdArif-mo4wp]

including me but i have no console

[@funnyprankscrhis]

@@MohdArif-mo4wp welp you can play it on pc

[@JohnBlobJohnSlime]

"A game about organized crime, violence, drugs and street problems involving a japanase mafia should be banned!!!" Yakuza:

[@Magma09]

@General GTA Sjws: Anything that is made in western is an exception

[@Magma09]

@General GTA cuz that's how sjws is. They complain about anime because of it's unrealistic female designs and such while ignoring the netflix show that has children twerking in it.

[@generalgta3528]

@@Magma09 Is that a freaking Cuties reference?!?! Please reply!

[@generalgta3528]

@@DoctorFail Is that a freaking Hypnosis reference?!?! Please reply!!!

[@cutecommie]

@@Magma09 This SJW strawman only exists in your head. Please actually talk to the people you think are your opponents. I'm pretty sure all of them oppose western and eastern pedophilia.

[@Liquid_Kam1kaz3]

I love how he says “I sing for you” At the start

[@kristapsplays5044]

Yeah i wonder why?

[@punkchris]

@@kristapsplays5044 because hes going to sing for you

[@fafafafa3600]

@@punkchris fucking genius

[@cirnocool]

I love how the english lyrics and portuguese lyrics is actually alot different

[@paquitopito9289]

@@cirnocool thank god im not brazil

[@safe8176]

If 24 hour Cinderella is the anime opening then this is the anime ending

[@angelusvastator1297]

Judgement/Tonight suits as well.

[@MHMDSALARII]

what u mean?

[@indiscreetbeat]

@@MHMDSALARII have you played the games?

[@barkyonyx424b]

after listening to 24 hour cinderella and then this boy the contrast is goddamn big

[@E_Hooligan]

more like the song that plays at the finale of an anime yknow like komm susser tod, is to Evangelion

[@Clarkamadorian]

Kiryu: being sad Bird thing in the top right corner: ITS FUNKY TIME

[@juan.6255]

still waiting for someone to say "ItS KaPpA yOu IdIoTiC aSs SMHSMH SMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMSHSMHSMHSMSHSMSHSMSHSMSHJDKDBEJSKBDIWNDUDKSUCKENDHKFNKEJIXPNE HJSNFBSKSBUDISVDJSNSBEJSNSBHSJSHSJSKDGSHDS

[@msf2000]

@@juan.6255 fr played Yakuza 0 for a year and I just realized that after going here

[@Outlast_Gaming]

Bird: This party's getting crazy. Let's rock!

[@vorondanil54]

Remove this bird and then it will be really realistically sad

[@bomberman9296]

I think that's a kappa

[@thwip2965]

Her: “He’s probably out cheating on me with some other girl” Him:

[@official.SeanUnits]

Basically how much he missed his memories of stuff.

[@E.Mastery]

im ur 300th like dont you ever forget that

[@Hen283]

Not relatable No girl would ever think about me

[@ANARCHY.050]

1:07

[@yjk92]

well based on the lyrics they broke up

[@shudaho]

kiryu: sings about his deep feelings for someone the people watching him: lol *claps*

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

They're just being supportive. That'll all.

[@hollyeldred8689]

@Marek Srak this better not be a rick roll or something edit: it was so much worse

[@mewhenmum2159]

@@hollyeldred8689 what was it????

[@Spartan-jk9tl]

@@mewhenmum2159 Death

[@irodus8265]

@@hollyeldred8689 wat it mean

[@shadowytv]

I seriously loved how everyone in the bar was just clapping and cheering at someone who's currently having a mental break down XD

[@KadeVHS]

@Kiryu Kazuma Ur singing was good love, don't worry ;)

[@myoldchannel0]

@ARandomPerson1141 how so?

[@angelusvastator1297]

Dw there's songs that are actually more painful for Kiryu

[@reviandelumiel2833]

Well, and we're making memes of it, which isn't much better

[@jolynecujoh8576]

@@myoldchannel0 sad deep song but such a bop

[@PRaeo45]

0:12 " i sing for you"

[@NotNeverUnoffical]

_"i sing for you"_

[@adity-m2g]

Sounded straight out of Tom and Jerry where Tom would say this to his crush with such deep voice

[@LuckiSir]

That feeling when Kiryu isn't afraid to die, because almost everyone he's ever loved is already on the other side.

[@UntilYouAreSoNude]

He'll always have his true love: punching.

[@ronaldpratama6805]

Actual Garbage ...yes, and also beating the sh!t out of people 😂

[@redzeppelin6]

This hurt to read after being 6 a little while back.

[@Dotoku14]

Das_Bass Congratz on turning 7 c:

[@redzeppelin6]

GrimoireVoss I fucked up lol

[@nautiaqua]

All memes aside this is actually a good song.

[@GreekShinobi223]

Dude there's a meme of this song to where when we get to the chorus we see kiryu fortnite dancing.I wish I was kidding.

[@xugh1283]

JohnThePro TheSAOFan link

[@GreekShinobi223]

@@xugh1283 Oh coming right up

[@GreekShinobi223]

@@xugh1283 Here:kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHqpk2SXhNqAiqc

[@spikytoaster]

Yea fr

[@jiaxinglin4169]

I sing for you

[@billjoe2080]

Jiaxing Lin *press triangle*

[@shlominagar1929]

Bakamitai

[@thevengefulone57]

shlomi nagar Kodomo na no ne

[@thesuperhand5797]

@@thevengefulone57 yumewo otte kizu tsuite

[@pacifista7466]

Uso ga he ta na Ku se ni

[@DeusMaquina]

You've gotta love how drastically different Majima's and Kiryu most popular songs are.

[@VillainMommy]

majima singing 24 hour cinderella in an opalescent tuxedo and rollerblades is the only yakuza song/routine strong enough to compete with baka mitai

[@penguinoats4613]

Kiryu: Singing about how heartbroken and lost he is. The kappa thing in the corner: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

Lmao

[@resterd0u743]

be careful sir comedy don't kill us laughing

[@Rekter]

Don’t forget about the people clapping and cheering him on in the place as if this isn’t a sad song-

[@ismaelalles]

@@resterd0u743 shut up

[@SSukibug]

Don’t like this comment it’s at 666 likes

[@Battle_Beast1hp]

I 'll tell my kids, this was 2020's official OST

[@quantum5203]

The theme song if you will

[@morijoestar3771]

No, it's 2020's Universal Anthem.

[@pietro_tino]

Squigga Testicles thought it would've been rickroll with another link… but that's much better

[@SILOPshuvambanerjee]

Exactly brother

[@CopiousStarch]

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[@campanamanuel1614]

The funny kid when he is at home:

[@yaboibuiltdiffy2420]

I would like this comment but I can’t do to the fact that it has reached the perfect amount of likes

[@jumpwithkarl]

@@yaboibuiltdiffy2420 I'm assuming it was at 69 likes

[@yaboibuiltdiffy2420]

Jump at the time yes

[@sortaunsure9048]

I feel this 😔

[@duency1]

Felt 😔✊🏿

[@christianl2024]

i love the fact that this happens like 10 minutes into the game

[@krsynx]

Ah, there it is. My "disgusting male fantasy".

[@sub1optimal325]

KR-Shinkuu I mean this is peak degenerate fantasy right here

[@d.armstrong2553]

If this makes me a degenerate then so be it. I will die on this hill for my sad Yakuza boys

[@DYNEadvance]

This is why I fucking hate video games

[@night00glider]

I wrote it on my blog

[@JustChadC]

This comment won the internet.

[@eraserheadsmoshpit17k39]

They all clappin cause they’re afraid of him

[@wubbawubba3396]

He might look like a terrifying yakuza member, but he's a big ol' softie that loves pocket circuit racing and helping everyone on the streets of kamurocho with their problems.

[@crashpal]

This is yakuza 0 so Kiryu was a level 10 lizard of dojima and not as well known dragon

[@takcleberry]

crashpal is that how the mafia works?

[@Krazy8603]

😄🤣

[@mewhenmum2159]

Lmao

[@leotrace9158]

Came for the song, stayed for the whole entire franchise.

[@Теодор-д7о]

Same for JoJo came for the memes, stayed for the franchise

[@CloudStrife-rw8bj]

This comment section is... Yes. Just, yes.

[@theslaughter1696]

Tesa Tesanovic relatable

[@regularguy12379]

Hi dad

[@billcipher147]

I actually found this franchise about a year ago, so suddenly seeing memes about it everywhere was a welcome surprise.

[@JayWard-i4v]

Plot twist: he was talking about how he missed being a real estate agent, and hence why he has a pic of a house he could never sell🥲👍

[@Bharat_vihaan_dhruvin_buddies]

Damn relatable

[@elChefsito735]

XD

[@RayMak]

The girl is sitting there just admiring him

[@collins25yearsago89]

I just came here from your most recent video

[@lifeinsurance4495]

I would too.

[@BANANA6996]

Your everywhere

[@redrockbro3679]

I mean... Not doing exactly that would be a fool's move.

[@slipper7703]

7/10 VIDEOS!!

[@willywomby]

People wondering about that ‘House’ that’s his old Orphanage

[@saambumavan]

Sunflower Orphanage

[@SolidN8]

Y'know i played through the series, I'm surprised we actually never went to sunflower orphanage for a bit

[@farus2762]

Damn when i realized that i saw your comment

[@wisetanaka459]

@@SolidN8 wait, i think you can go to sunflower orphanage on Yakuza 3

[@christianbrehm5398]

@@wisetanaka459 No. You never go there. Just see it in flashbacks.

[@Kohiroyt]

Kiryu: **sings sad song because he is sad** Majima: **sings 24 hour Cinderella to hide the fact he is dying inside**

[@StudioNama]

The duality of Man

[@Sonny2299]

That’s why I love majima

[@jbaddict]

666 likes, perfectly balanced as is should be.

[@21blakej]

This hurts now...

[@CGrascal]

I sing for you. I was like a fool and a child. Hurting you as I chase my own dreams. I was such a bad liar. So, I showed you an unsmiling smile. I love you too. But, I can't say it properly. I was tongue-tied and truly awkward. So, why? I told you, "Goodbye". That's no good. No good. No good. I love you. Love you so much. Even though I drink such hard liquor, my memories remain clear. I was like a fool.

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

This sounds like a shittier version of Alejandro Sanz's early days (first 3 CDs)

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

@@DiegoRuiz1991 Este es obviamente el opening de Alejandro Sans el anime pendejete

[@Dolphan_]

Pendejos los dos

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

@@Dolphan_ - Sabes que tengo razón, por eso te molesta

[@viifeer8431]

@@DiegoRuiz1991 Es la peor respuesta que le puedes dar a alguien para defender tu punto. Sobretodo si te respondieron en broma. Eres un orate

[@MrDELTASPARTAN]

What makes this golden is the devs confirming Kiryu is a virgin lmfao

[@nedcurfman3486]

Kiryu is the most socially-awkward, pure-hearted Chad in existence. The man has a(n adopted) daughter, yet I’d still absolutely believe he’s a virgin.

[@cherylsanders5538]

A Chad Virgin. A true enigma

[@theuxecrew]

So I’m a bad ass as well?

[@donovanberserk4993]

Incel

[@Yessir432]

@@donovanberserk4993 More like a chad volcel

[@katorao]

Middle schoolers when their girlfriend breaks up with them after one day

[@logi0.9ndplzexplain10]

Literally my friend

[@leoncoben6983]

Is that what this song is? A break up song?

[@StarSpawnMusic]

Can confirm

[@federalbureauofinvestigati4180]

Thats sad tho

[@squiggatesticles8150]

How to get the N word pass, 100% working : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZrPhoOkabpgrbc

[@thebreadster1500]

I love how Kiryu is just depressingly drinking his sorrows away while the bird is jamming kinda like what we all are doing here

[@StephenBanyar]

I like the bird, I'd rather have him than that pink cat thing in the other games.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_When the weaboos finally travel to Japan for the first time and they can't find the subtitles everywhere..._

[@KangarooFam]

Bruh

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

*_bruh..._*

[@kimofficial956]

Weebs: *I'm such a mess. I'm lost. I'm no good at this.*

[@Kraigo]

@@kimofficial956 k

[@cherrybee95]

@@kimofficial956 oh thank God it's the official Kim I have found SO MANY unofficial channels

[@chadebladeon2554]

who hurt this man?

[@AzureDragoonGX]

After finding the translated lyrics to this, I'm pretty sure he hurt himself.

[@chadebladeon2554]

Wait what happened? I'm legitimately curious.

[@AzureDragoonGX]

In the first verse and chorus (which is all the gmv shows), the vocalist claims that he was deeply in love with a woman. She was his dream, his world, his everything... But he couldn't outright say it. So when it becomes time for him to confess his love for her in the face of a family-critical situation, rather than say, "I love you," he foolishly says "goodbye." Thus, the song's name, "Baka Mitai," or I'm so stupid/foolish, is born.

[@chadebladeon2554]

Thanks man now all I have to do is find how the dog plays into all this.

[@marrlethefirst]

I know this is a month old comment, but it's not outright said that the singer falls in love with a woman. The singer is just in love with someone/something, so a dog is fine too. The funny thing is, none of the characters' version of this song has a woman in the photo.

[@Shogunelite]

When your favorite trio of internet best friends disband.

[@wybub]

YOU'VE BROUGHT UP SAD EMOTIONS I THOUGHT I HAD BURIED. THIS IS NOT OKAY

[@davidgn40]

STOPPPP

[@totaldestruction152]

Rest in peace you crazy Canadian bastards.

[@haloftw67]

who

[@davidgn40]

@@haloftw67 super best friends play

[@regalcartoon5932]

Yakuza 0 Kiryu going through a lot of heartache, fucked up shit, and unbearable physical and emotional pain without even realizing the amount of heartache, fucked up shit, and unbearable physical and emotional pain he has to suffer through for the next 30+ years and counting.

[@jakeemismad8106]

When your friend says he gonna get off, but you see him in another party.

[@mmmpasta1400]

Fake friends am I right...

[@jaidenbrown2576]

relatable as frick bruh

[@souna5755]

1:07

[@marvelousmike3193]

Ouch

[@isaacramirez2098]

Seeing Kiryu depressed in Yakuza 0 and realizing this is only the beginning of him constantly losing everything he loves….

[@Ibrahim-wr5fs]

It's sad seeing his journey from 0 to 6

[@silence-yt4if]

F

[@spongeyspikes09]

But at least Haruka and the rest of the children at the Orphanage are still safe

[@Drums_of_Liberation]

And then cancer on top of that

[@nottsoserious]

Kiwami/1 was crazy. Nishiki, Reina, Yumi, Kazama, Shinji, Sera. All gone. Without Haruka he would've killed himself

[@wilson4546]

When the class clown comes home:

[@ghoulbuster1]

Relatable.

[@Jevix-xl1tx]

As the class Clown I can confirm

[@schnake1541]

as a class clown i can agree i'm lively at school but when i'm at home i just sing karaoke baka mitai but not seriously it's like that

[@serafimu2003]

I agree

[@Bojoschannel]

Literally me

[@Godfather9814]

This game series literally has EVERYTHING! No one can say they get bored playing this game!

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

Now, if only they would port these games to the Switch...

[@ThatOneHellsingFan]

This is actually one of the best games ever.

[@angelusvastator1297]

Also the best anime.

[@crazy7crow231]

This is actually one of the best SAGAS ever

[@Ibrahim-wr5fs]

Easily one of the best games ever made, it's a shame this game didn't even get nominated for goty while PUBG did

[@ambiguous8661]

@@Ibrahim-wr5fs Dame dane moment

[@ichibanny]

@@angelusvastator1297 which hopefully never happens.

[@eddiester-bu7hr]

Girls in japan: oh my god let's visit the cat cafe! Boys in japan:

[@feliperojas8804]

You meant Men

[@russull5589]

@@feliperojas8804 did he tho?

[@PeptoAbismol]

@@russull5589 only real men sing sad karaoke songs

[@lmahu6627]

Bruh, girls would go the yaoi cafe.

[@Wixma]

Boys are in the yaoi cafe singing karaoke with the hosts

[@ABGH6]

Girls: *cry on Billie eillish songs* Boys: *cry on Lil peep song's* Men: *cry on baka mitai*

[@reygd8390]

me that doesn't cry in any of the three

[@lonerwithaboner8891]

Impossible

[@iamepicfumo2360]

@@cyh..7 JoJo part 3 spoilers Me: cries in kakyoin death (he's the only one I cried for because I was spoiled most of the deaths *especially caeser* so I knew they were gonna die, but kakyoin... When I saw a hole in his chest I felt my heart breaking

[@user-fi2zs2ww1r]

@@reygd8390 you must be really fun at parties

[@ibrahimpermana8201]

Billie Eilish is shit and worse

[@kadeywakes1842]

This song: about a relationship falling apart. The internet: I like your funny words Japan man

[@Huevito847]

*When you catch your girlfriend with another guy but you can’t say anything because you’re with your wife:*

[@life_archive7840]

@@francescodegregorio2824 Ironic since your pfp is also purple

[@tempestadehanbaga3343]

An ordinary day

[@tigresa5081]

XDD

[@mrfancypancook]

*Hol up*

[@saucyboi3964]

Well shit my wifi sucks and i dont see any pfp

[@acousticfoam4184]

All these people meme-ing the shit out of this song. Lets take a second real quick to recognize how great it actually is.

[@LifeInMinor-s2c]

Yes

[@ahmeliuh]

i absolutely love this song. solidified me into playing yakuza. i hate how the memes are pushing it into "haha funny dame da ne"

[@niccdotman1747]

69th like

[@TheRawyan]

Its persona levels of music

[@stpidstuff]

When I first heard the meme i was like "Wow, this is a great song."

[@MoldovaTelecom]

Most people watching this probably haven’t played Yakuza. Play it Edit:You have no excuse now, they’re all releasing on pc

[@Bradfox07]

Fr it’s on game pass for Xbox so if anyone has an Xbox with game pass ay it

[@SoycloudVTuber]

facts

[@car4128]

Yes

[@blackleon5453]

@@Bradfox07 I'ma play it

[@yunioraguilar7289]

Cant poor

[@NathanTheMan]

This is one of those “When you’re happy you listen to the lyrics, when you’re sad you understand them” songs.

[@Frenchdragoon]

Best comment so far

[@veewadd2398]

Simps when they donate their entire life savings to an e-girl and she doesn’t read it.

[@limelaminum2935]

Simps when they discover their favorite e-girl has a boyfriend

[@doichibrandose5137]

Simps when they discover their favourite e-girl is a dude

[@ВасилийПупкин-ж8и]

@@doichibrandose5137 What do you mean, that makes it even better

[@lavans5721]

CallMeCarson in between rounds of 8ball rn

[@ned8318]

Ok normie

[@cutieeva536]

“Post nut clarity” 1:06

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

I fell called out

[@dirtyharry0191]

That is actually very accurate. Especially so because I listen to this afterwards.

[@inequis6063]

I felt that on a personal level

[@teemuaho4807]

post nut clarity got me looking at my hand like nishiki after slapping reina in kiwami

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

@@teemuaho4807 damm

[@kingdovachief5707]

GF: "He's probably with his friends getting drunk and flirting with other girls" Me and the Boys: 1:06

[@AverageShotoMain01]

But...he's alone

[@Raynnnnnn]

@@AverageShotoMain01 lmao do you know how this joke works?

[@punonn6792]

Yea, definitely. A GF who thinks that way gives the guy the right to say "I'm a fool" for dating a paranoid girl 😂

[@shudaho]

@@AverageShotoMain01 he gotta take those schizoprenia pills man

[@EthanDyTioco]

i mean, he _is_ getting drunk

[@jishan6992]

Made it halfway through playing yakyza 0, it feels so good to come across such a intriguing story Love it

[@Miligram573]

Teacher: "Eat quietly" Kid named Quietly:

[@toothpastegobbler4434]

Dumb but underrated comment

[@rainadatkween7959]

*quietly eats Quietly*

[@zabiralamfarhan2919]

Quietly : 1:10

[@Trembluer]

1:08

[@las4gna84]

*vore*

[@socksandsandals7546]

Simps when they donate 50,000 and Pokimane doesn’t read their name: 1:07

[@saambumavan]

Hey jotaro

[@saambumavan]

Just started season 2. Loving it. 😀

[@averyretodo8159]

Goddamn simps man

[@maximzxc1000-7]

Dude your mom is dying go save her and all world

[@cutecat3662]

Finally Timestamp

[@jorgebenedictsoliveres4472]

Memes aside, This is actually a sad and touching song :(

[@seankeriby1147]

Good thing i visit this music before the meme release and its really sad when i realize of a house

[@pepeflores8915]

No lol its supposed to be overly-dramatic and comedic

[@squisheebean]

if you think this versions sad, wait til ya listen to akiyama's lmao

[@FulgurHalcyon]

Pepe Flores Why and HOW?

[@pepeflores8915]

@@FulgurHalcyon It's more easy to see in the game, but the scene is super dramatic with Kiryu drinking and crying over a photo which hasn't have anything to do with the story. The music is also so dramatic it becomes funny. The real sad song is "Tonight"

[@unfunny4ever]

truly beautiful. warms my soul and heart. cant stop singing it. thank you,whoever made this song.

[@TheBoarKing1]

Nobody’s talking about the best line, “I sing for you”

[@Link-vs5zu]

When u get onlyfans but there’s no pictures of fans:

[@madeinheaven8460]

It's funny because despite Link being completely fictional, that seems like something Link would actually say.

[@RightWingRiddler]

Dont you have ganon to worry about?

[@Link-vs5zu]

Nick Johnson nah I’m in another game for now

[@RightWingRiddler]

@@Link-vs5zu ah, gotcha

[@hiyokosaionjitheultimateba6671]

But whose onlyfans was it ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

[@lrodshrek6086]

Redditors when their dad survives the heart surgery so they can’t post his death for karma.

[@user-br8ed4ly4u]

r/teenager be like

[@edlerkrieger8045]

Holy fuck lol

[@vin6665]

"Welp this is it, See y'all in hell"

[@m.hisyam982]

Do people actually do that? That's so messed up lol

[@vin6665]

M.Hisyam i mean its redditors, what can you expect? (Not all of them)

[@sin2crazyy]

Listen, I’ve never played Yakuza 0 but these amazing songs are making me want to play all of the Yakuza games.

[@samvimes9510]

Nobody's gonna talk about how he got so sad that he just walked away from the mic, sat down at the bar and started drinking while singing?

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

No no, every karaoke song in the Yakuza series has this segment in the chorus that plays a cinematic based off the song.

[@ELPERRODELMAL]

The person above me is about the get r/woosh

[@laoprxnce]

@@ELPERRODELMAL i mean he ain't wrong tho, don't see why anyone would do it

[@greemrye2756]

@@ELPERRODELMAL look like you're the one to get wooshed xD

[@ELPERRODELMAL]

Damn im about to get r/reddit

[@freedom362]

When you are the last person who still online after 7 year Your heart: 1:06 (Edit) : thank for the like

[@okkok8501]

Ouch.

[@mild5625]

I don't get it

[@crimsont3ar]

@@mild5625 He's the only one playing the game after 7 years, his friends, however are gone

[@Rx_4]

U do a massive damage to my heart cause im the one who still online

[@TuskActMinus1]

When your homies and your family get COVID but not you:

[@moickrackvr]

0% Nudity 0%Pornographic 5%drugs and bar 50% dame da ne 100% romantic

[@lionheart4109]

50% pleasure and 50% pain and a 100% reason to baka mitai

[@randomdude6376]

look at the rest of yakuza 0 and those percentages will be cranked up hard

[@hungrybot3507]

@Guno Majima come on man get all the games in there (except for 3 cause its trash)

[@Cyril_2009]

@@lionheart4109 lets go, somebody who remembers the song called “remember the name”

[@jooplin]

155% mathematics

[@SparkiAndwmg5Offical1]

1:44 bird in corner \>O

[@familyfriendusenarme8221]

I think that's a kappa, and a really cute one I must say.

[@Aditya-dv9ln]

All memes aside this song really is deep and heavenly good

[@Diathan]

The only time I agree to someone calling something deep.

[@leonconnelly5303]

How is it deep?

[@Diathan]

@@leonconnelly5303 ikr

[@BakedSkeleton420]

Nathan Perez You'll understand when you grow up

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

Caption

[@amazingannyoing1716]

Mum: "Take the trash out" Me in the middle of doing something I enjoy:

[@MarkHogan994]

This is way too relatable, lmao.

[@pizzaboidoppio9182]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWOnhH2QjLicm5I

[@amazingannyoing1716]

My own stand hit me...

[@pizzaboidoppio9182]

@@amazingannyoing1716 Even GER thought that was kinda cringe

[@amazingannyoing1716]

Though, its kind cringe to simp to a boss thats never met you

[@docnathan3959]

Song: *sad love song* Everyone: haha deepfake go *dame dane*

[@madewithkinemaster2798]

Dame da ne

[@pizzaboidoppio9182]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWOnhH2QjLicm5I

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*There is no stopping when it has begun*

[@jamespilgrim3774]

The deepfake only works so well because of how amazing this song is

[@thelegendofmm3870]

i ruined your 666th like

[@stevenherrera3469]

I literally gasped when I played for the first time and it switched from the regular karaoke screen to the most incredible music video of all time

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

When you thought the lighter frame would make your RC car go faster, but it just flies off the tracks:

[@bacon1595]

Mash B to not die as fast

[@Yan_Haider]

Bruh

[@bun37yearsago61]

I ruined the 69 likes.

[@Decimator515]

@@bun37yearsago61 You monster :((((

[@FattyMcLangy]

You mean Pocket Circuit Car? RC cars? Despicable, Fighter would be disappointed

[@duckgoesmoo3054]

Memes aside, this song ain’t bad

[@vaneck619]

Yeah, i really had shivers.

[@UnityUprisingHQ]

it's my second favourite. Judgement will always be the best

[@Rhalmarius]

the series has really good songs

[@lluviopupuro]

ye thats why i came.

[@redblade5556]

For those who were hurt. Basically hurt men that were bounty hunters or a part of a yakuza.

[@juliangabrielmaximo9565]

Me before seeing the lyrics: lol this song is funny Me after seeing the lyrics: *visible sadness*

[@4TIMESSS]

Fax me and that female who broke his heart got problems

[@matt4280]

@@4TIMESSS no this song is about kiryu making a mistake its not the womans fault

[@4TIMESSS]

@@matt4280 oh I got the wrong lyrics then😅

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

Lol

[@razzclatt]

Hello brother

[@wangevan6090]

Thanks!

[@IosonoOtakuman]

Yooo! Thanks a lot, man! 😁😁🙏

[@extraordinaryhippophenomen5683]

Online friend: "Hey yo I'll play you with tomorrow okay" Last seen 9 years ago

[@reztevens]

:(

[@ayz4526]

1:06

[@fahdoun7627]

@@reztevens 😥

[@noax7727]

Bruh this is cringe reused 1000 times sentence

[@extraordinaryhippophenomen5683]

@@noax7727 Shhhh...I only did this for the likes

[@emporio8687]

Karens: "Videogames cause violence" Video Games:

[@JessDC2006]

Videogames cause memes

[@anggikharisma6388]

Videogames cause childhood

[@kingoneandonly6537]

Videogames cause *the will to live*

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Video games causes creativity

[@doodle-face9016]

Video games cause video games

[@herro9216]

Yandere Dev and the boys singing this beautifully...

[@InfiniteWaleBurger]

CUM chalice

[@johnmusic9070]

Semen Goblet

[@greaseball8057]

Ejaculation Bowl

[@insertgenericnamehere5322]

Even hitler's singing

[@dad5draco]

He's been a fool and a clown.

[@evp5854]

I never get enough of Kiryu's voice. Such a gentle sound.

[@ministerofchlorine9090]

Soap: *kills 99.99% bacteria* The 00.01% bacteria:

[@Rojas00775]

00.01% bacteria: i am............. inevitable

[@sook-changaming4272]

Using it again : and I am ... iron man

[@anonymous.6231]

The 00.01 bacteria is really a good bacteria lol

[@Algebruh2407]

@@anonymous.6231 Can I break the illusion? They say it kills 99.9% of germs so if there still is germs on the consumers surface that the soap is on they can't be sued for false advertising. It usually does kill all the germs or more than 99.9% of germs, so they all die together.

[@anonymous.6231]

@@Algebruh2407 the advertising only said to keep clean your body or hands tue good bacteria wont be killed beacaus- you know what ok

[@historyfan]

1:08 :exists. The Internet: I can milk you.

[@rinasremains]

a fellow history fan i see

[@historyfan]

PanzerBlitz45. Yes

[@insanitylol]

108 likes keep it that way

[@historyfan]

Xbox and Windows Gamer. Two people ignored you, my friend.

[@cookiezanimations7092]

@@historyfan 30*

[@0-Noony-0]

1:45 Noctis got in Tekken instead of him..

[@SoyMazorka21]

and Negan.

[@renixmar3373]

That's ok, he'll tough it out And if Yakuza 0 is ported to switch he may go to smash Bros instead

[@drakyln7808]

With King, Kuma, and other paragons of testosterone they needed a twink in there.

[@MakeoutParadiso]

@@drakyln7808 ....twink?

[@matabishippuden6965]

@@drakyln7808 play through ffxv and you'll find that noctis is no twink by the end

[@theeverchosen1504]

I heard this about 4-5 years ago and now I've played and completed everyone of these games

[@boingo3782]

Teacher: if you are being bullied, you should speak up and stand up for yourself The mute kid: *Also* the kid in the wheelchair:

[@freddiereagan6705]

The mute kid: pull out gun Also the kid in the wheelchair : pull out alien gun The bully:

[@makkintasho9239]

The mute cant sing so he is pressing the ps4 controller

[@mostrin8983]

He sings in sign language

[@chasekilleen1459]

I'm disabled and I find this hilarious LOL

[@SmogusMcbongus]

Johnny

[@danielantiquisa250]

when your enjoying watching an anime then the character you like suddenly dies: 1:06

[@bait5257]

You should sing this when eren dies

[@bait5257]

@Android 2990 Version 2.0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqW4nnZvi5qIgsU

[@bait5257]

@Android 2990 Version 2.0 that's out of context

[@jootjoestar4584]

@@bait5257 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@tvgaming2132]

@@jootjoestar4584 I KNEW THE LINK AND STILL GOT BAITED

[@zakbexon9510]

This is is so sad alexa play bakamitai

[@samsum4525]

You worsen your sadness bro

[@bebocas]

Bruh

[@초코민트-u8l]

Okay now this hits different.

[@avocadospicedlatte1142]

I've watched this so many times I'm not even here for the meme anymore.

[@itsjustme-_-9621]

Same

[@forsenE]

Same

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman1444]

Same

[@EvergreenHue]

Never was here for the meme

[@Marjannuel]

I got LSS here, shit my mind go crazy

[@RaeRaeRandy]

Beautiful

[@MrE784]

hi randy

[@1heilpeatler1]

bruh

[@Vehiclavius]

Yo tf

[@darenbolivar4463]

Indeed

[@user-mu2lq4bh5k]

RaeRaeRandy

[@nikto7297]

9/10 dentist recommended this toothpaste Meanwhile the one who doesn't :

[@rusalkamywaifu866]

Baka mitai..

[@bait5257]

Bruh