Yakuza Kiwami - KAMUROCHO'S BAD ASS DADS!

[@CT63648]

4:22 That moment when you realize that the violent psycho who's been stalking you and trying to kill you was actually your real best friend all along...

[@orbofcat2384]

That moment you realize you are 37 but the only way you can admit your gratitude towards someone's titanic work is while joking about it during some side activity Kiwami 1 Kazzy PLS

[@goobytwoshoes1727]

theyre married now

[@angelusvastator1297]

It's a BDSM session.

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

I forgor 💀

[@Handlelesswithme]

We all need a violent psychopath that stalks and attempts to kill us for fun in our life

[@kowalski4198]

The moment when Date realised his daughter is into middle-aged bad guys, making both Florist and Kiryu go lennyface and Date openly disapproving, had me dying.

[@calebcalhoun9847]

I just lost in When Kiryu popped his collar

[@vodago]

@@calebcalhoun9847 Did you ever find it?

[@MolotovKiller]

@@calebcalhoun9847 "So whats up my future father in law?"

[@flameohotman4320]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Handlelesswithme]

Just saying if they all look like Kiryu and Majima so would I

[@Kinography]

0:19 Kiryu: “Nani? Bad… boy?” Yakuza 0 Kiryu: “WHOOOOA WHOOOAAA WE ARE BAD BOYS”

[@armandaspurvinis5845]

he was even singing about breaking the world while dressed up as a bad boy band with nishiki lol

[@hello_nishiki]

@@armandaspurvinis5845 and watch corn but replace the c with p

[@Axonn1018]

I'd watch a sitcom with these 3.

[@dragonkamran]

"I forgot my friend's birthday one time" I'm dead

[@kratosgow342]

Yeah especially a friend that really the most important to him.....

[@GhostOfSparta332]

XD XD XD

[@jamesnorman9160]

I was like 'Kazuma, you jerk!' xD

[@dogeofdojima3813]

Hey! That was an accident!

[@mellamojeff458]

Maybe that's why he went evil?

[@Avalon247]

now that I think about it, the florist, Date-san and Kiryu-san have a 'brotherly' vibe from each other. with the Florist as the eldest, Date-san as the middle, and Kiryu-san as the youngest

[@kennethshiro9500]

If you select "my clothes" for the first answer kiryu says "Reminds me off my stint as a business man, I caught some flack for my clothes, guess I showed him!". Yeah you showed him, he's dead, dude.

[@casualcouch9459]

I know this is late but what is he referring to?

[@freakinglegend3864]

@@casualcouch9459 Oda, Tachibana's second in command. He's the second boss fight in 0.

[@casualcouch9459]

@@freakinglegend3864 yeah I knew the business thing just not the guy thanks

[@Isow23]

Oda

[@angelusvastator1297]

And he's not the only one.

[@jamesnorman9160]

Obviously Majima-san is the priority...as you literally can't go for longer than 10 minutes without him jumping out of a trashcan/out of the sewers/ambushing you from out of nowhere. Unless he's on one of his extending smoke breaks, of course. xD

[@alphawilliams7923]

I picked that one tbh.

[@seank.9213]

When I did this today, Majima actually WAS on one of his breaks, right outside that very park.

[@kurisu7885]

Or him pole dancing in a bikini club..... I can't help but love that guy.

[@bluesnake1713]

Or in a Cabaret Club as Goromi.

[@kamikaze4172]

Or making a zombie movie with the whole family and some actors

[@SturmGraz1988er]

"I went on a rampage at a funeral" Is that bad ass or just schocking? lol 😂 That substory is pure gold!

[@neroismyhero8906]

Rockstar Vienna i picked that option before and she told me that's not badass, just rude

[@NEEDbacon]

That's not even a substory, that's the main fucking quest.

[@ferfer9999]

@@NEEDbacon no its not...

[@user-cb4vt3qm3j]

16:54 So, basically, a real man must be a bit stupid, huh? Ryuji would approve.

[@spiderthread]

19:05 'a cool old guy who never seems to age' ...this is too true

[@densenito5953]

I love the contrast in tone of the main story and the sub stories. The main story is Kiryu, all serious and full of struggles. The substories are Majima, funny, crazy, and surprisingly deep.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

You are the danger

[@almightyrasen]

10:22 kiryu pops collar 👌🏼 👌🏼

[@JohnYakooza]

Bad boy Kiryu got those drip 😫😫😍😳🔥

[@Phoebe457]

“I’m looking for BAD-ass dads to interview!” Happens across the most dangerous man in the city, also ex-Yakuza, then the man who keeps watch on every single citizen in the city and knows everything about them, and finally Date who is just pretty cool by himself honestly

[@RenShinomiya121]

Kiryu just popped his collar and Kage just went off.

[@Kaito-Ipn]

Having Goro Majima 24/7 is definitely a life goal.

[@GhostOfSparta332]

I just finished this substory the other night and I must say, this is probably the best/funniest substory in the entire game!

[@GhostOfSparta332]

I totally beat that one too! You're right though, that one is also pretty good. :D

[@TylerTramz]

Definitely, and gloating over Date and the Florist at the end tops if off. Unfortunately, I've only found clips of Kiryu comforting them.

[@dustbunny6381]

16:52 I cannot BELIEVE kiryu can just admit to being a himbo. What a fucking king

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

10:15 I dunno why but this is the hardest I laugh in a Yakuza side story ever.

[@chelecovers6893]

To be fair I think the florist is pretty badass. And date's a pretty good dad.

[@LJImutan]

I chose to gloat them in the end and it was just hilarious how out of character Kazuma was at teasing them.

[@lizzyleea]

The way he talks about majima as his top priority to a clueless interviewer thooo

[@christiangaming-fy6rv]

Nice pfp

[@valentds]

that was so painful for the florist, he asked his archenemy to drink together at the end

[@pepsimanondrugs9171]

badass, kiryu forgot his friend's birthday

[@LThanhHao232]

Daddy I like to Fuck 2005 award goes to... Kazuma Kiryu

[@dragonkamran]

iamon ahorse especially 3

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

That societal remark was on point. This substory is funny and a huge contrast to the serious main story going on when it unlocks. Still, those sentences were really on point, mentioning the others' elitism and the whole concept of "common sense" that Japan seems to take it so far.

[@eileenmilligan9673]

By the way, If The Florist wins, rather than getting a 3 out of 10 star hand bag, You get the Wild Shirt. Just wanna let you know.

[@xatin8716]

The woman said that the last person she interviewed was a man that said he makes sure to wear sunglasses at all times and it didn't matter what time of day it was... Why do I get the feeling its someone that we know?

[@bruhhhhg]

wait...hold on HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE

[@fantchaisoda]

wait i think i know who it is, but i'm not sure of it-

[@braindeadduck]

We aaarrreeee talkin about Jo, right?

[@joob5574]

@@bruhhhhg who?

[@laynee518]

Definitely Jo Amon or So Amon

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

Fun Fact: if you answer the first question with "My clothes", Kiryu will reference Oda

[@afrina3781]

aww :( that makes me miss oda

[@kamikaze4172]

You gotta love how even Sega doesn't know what to man of the bromance between Kiryu and Majima that they left it ambiguous

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

Kiryu: *perfectly executes a dropkick* Also Kiryu: me old :(

[@nanyafahkinbiznes1352]

Lmao I wish Majima was with them too since that Yakuza 0 Doll girl substory.

[@blackjet2000]

He's your ideal DILF

[@tarapapi]

Uhh Date-san, I think that's just called being a bad father...

[@digiorno5600]

Date puts the "bad" in bad ass dad.

[@HIM.9]

One of the best sub-stories in the yakuza series. Absolutely hysterical lol.

[@calebcalhoun9847]

I literally just did it and had to come back. Too good lmao

[@calebcalhoun9847]

10:22 Alright that's it. I'm 100% Gay for Kiryu

[@cubanorasta94]

This is my favorite side mission in this game. I’ll be a bad ass dad some day.

[@kamikaze4172]

Godspeed, man. Godspeed

[@LowIntSpecimen]

truly, the end goal for any man

[@NoelShourai]

3:12 Sounds like So Amon.

[@kamikaze4172]

Just any Amon will do just fine. And you gotta admit, those are some schwifty glasses they're always rocking

[@NEEDbacon]

So a dev of Yakuza said that Kiryu is a virgin even into his 40's. Meanwhile a random girl off the street is implying how much she'd like to jump his bones. Correlate this to however many female youtubers gush over Kiryu; dude should realistically be fighting off two girls per every encounter with street hooligans he has.

[@TheBaguetteSpy]

10:23 Best kiryu moment in the sub-story

[@mohamadhaikal8900]

11:01 The real reason why Nishiki break bad.

[@elementalcolors4977]

I really like Kitty’s answer at the end, pretty inspirational. Only thing that could make this even better is Majima stepping in and stealing the title lol

[@bigidiot4645]

kiryu takes first in a heartbeat im sorry but its true

[@24papas24]

So, did they reference majima's style of clothing in zero with that having less common sense explanation?

[@angelusvastator1297]

A substory involving these three? Epic gaming moment.

[@terryliliana]

Kiryu is not even close to being a bad boy, he is the goodest of bois.

[@otakamerd1220]

My boy Kiryu best papa

[@glacier_official]

I just did this sub-story last night, incredible.

[@PotatoVoid255]

Now I want to replay this substory again

[@a130inthesky]

16:20 Date got fucking DESTROYED

[@d00gz_]

Only Yakuza could have a side quest where three of the most pivotal characters in the story stand in a homeless encampment in the middle of the night to debate who the biggest DILF in town is

[@USSJ2Otaku3084]

This had me dying in the morning while playing this.

[@Infindox]

XD You were supposed to pick Majima? I knew that was the true statement but didn't think the game thought so ;)

[@NotBenStiller]

But Date is the only one with a child, and thus the only dad. He is the true number one BAD-boy by default, because Kiryu never scores and The Florist isn't bald enough to be an NTR villain.

[@RenShinomiya121]

NTR VILLAIN WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HAHHAHAH

[@NotBenStiller]

@@RenShinomiya121 Where's the lie?

[@revfuryfoxfive1857]

This was really funny, but I mean, the Florist was just spewing all his info that he took so much pride in people not knowing about. She was an interviewer and you're talking about everything you are doing? Meh.

[@cubanorasta94]

Yup, showing off never is a cool thing.

[@zamiraruth]

he just really wanted that bag

[@Venislovas]

And Majima too.

[@JetStream0509]

10:52 that's not bad, that's sad

[@zach_the_guy5257]

That's not rad

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Come on Date! I know your dadication to Saya. But you just got trashed by a preatty boy host.

[@Spootnik]

I'd vote Date over Kiryu personally. He is the definition of a bad ass Dad.

[@Dark_Soul_X]

Substories like this are always a joy to see. It's nice to see Kiryu step away from being an ass kicking machine and act like a human being for a while. To see more of his personality than "fuck with me, and I'll beat the shit out of you", "fuck with innocent people, and I'll beat the shit out of you", and "fuck with my friends and loved ones, and I'll beat so much shit out of you that you could eat all the spiciest food in Kamurocho in one sitting and still not be able to do so much as fart."

[@darkmaster2899]

OMG this is funny. Can't wait till it comes out on PC later

[@anatoliasmercenary.]

10:22 KAZUMA NO SHES 16

[@breadloaf7295]

kiryu just described a himbo for the last question lmao

[@Aivottaja]

When I played this, I remember The Florist winning :D

[@anatoliasmercenary.]

The best Yakuza substory

[@Like_a_Tiger.dr0p]

The urge to not choose i was in the joint

[@kamo7293]

1:02 yo wtf, how'd they get that in to the game. Dilf hahahaha

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Yakuza is rated M. Also in the previous game you could outright watch softcore porn.

[@nothingtoseehere3690]

Yakuza 4, Feat Makoto Date, The Florist, and Kazuma Kiryu

[@prince.mari0_080]

I chose rampaging at a funeral seems pretty bad ass to me😞

[@dinoblade8167]

This is, in my opinion, one of the few very good substories in Kiwami, that has equal quality to the sub stories in Y0

[@S3KCRY4N]

went for my gut and gloated at date and florist... looks like i was right to do so

[@RenShinomiya121]

The Florist is going to be the one for me, he got that real dad bod with the tummy. I'm sorry but it don't make the rules.

[@b0b023]

Is no one gonna question how she got into purgatory?

[@deadpoolrockz6410]

Technically this is just West Park. Purgatory is the red light district down in the subway tunnel.

[@UndodnU]

1:58 me through most of High School

[@JongleurBt1]

I came to this video specificaly to screenshot this very line for shitposting purpose

[@CandidaRosa889]

I wanna meet that dad

[@eahabsparda8874]

I just did this quest today lol

[@scrambleddinosauregg5756]

11:47 "among us" 👍😳

[@under_skret5410]

Kiryu isnt a bad boy he a tough boy

[@sausage4049]

What happens if you gloat?

[@devilleon7]

Kiryu sticks it up to them and says they should learn a thing or two from him, something along those lines, then he walks away without getting one response. And then Date and Kage's dialogue to each other is exactly the same.

[@poisonstrategy]

do they know what a dilf is-

[@karumina]

50000 experience points

[@MsRedfield97]

so i'm at chapter 7 and this quest aint showing up for me. is there a prerequisite for this quest? somebody please help O_O

[@miguelito3265]

lol this 1 is Funny, i did today...

[@bamz4ever680]

Anybody know the name to this 14:15

[@dreamEnd]

can date win?

[@digiorno5600]

Not while the florist is there, no.

[@fartsniffer2722]

Nani?

[@pablo_giustiniani]

Sigma male wins 👍

[@salvinuenthusiast]

11:45 amogus

[@undyne1]

A small part of me wanted Majima to just appear towards the end when she was declaring the winner and completely put her off guard. However, Majima doesn't quite qualify as a DILF.

[@fourscarlet7581]

I skipped this because I wanted to 100% quicker because Yakuza Remastered is coming to Xbox and I have to 100% as fast as i can before the games come out so i dont have my hands full before 6 comes out for Xbox.

[@queenofdarknesscosmoqueen3190]

i have some fucking problem with you this mission car race i don't know how to defeat the kid so did anyone tell me why my car very weak and how to get car strong 😑 ?

[@dragonkamran]

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[@devilleon7]

Much appreciated, Kamran.

[@dragonkamran]

devilleon7 don't mention it, gonna help anyway I can. All thanks to the author

[@queenofdarknesscosmoqueen3190]

Kamran Dadashov Thank you ! 😣