0:19 Kiryu: “Nani? Bad… boy?” Yakuza 0 Kiryu: “WHOOOOA WHOOOAAA WE ARE BAD BOYS”
@Pugs_475 ай бұрын
he was even singing about breaking the world while dressed up as a bad boy band with nishiki lol
@hello_nishiki2 ай бұрын
@@Pugs_47 and watch corn but replace the c with p
@CT636486 жыл бұрын
4:22 That moment when you realize that the violent psycho who's been stalking you and trying to kill you was actually your real best friend all along...
@orbofcat23844 жыл бұрын
That moment you realize you are 37 but the only way you can admit your gratitude towards someone's titanic work is while joking about it during some side activity Kiwami 1 Kazzy PLS
@goobytwoshoes17274 жыл бұрын
theyre married now
@angelusvastator12973 жыл бұрын
It's a BDSM session.
@Kratos_Messi70502 жыл бұрын
I forgor 💀
@Handlelesswithme5 ай бұрын
We all need a violent psychopath that stalks and attempts to kill us for fun in our life
@Axonn10187 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a sitcom with these 3.
@dragonkamran7 жыл бұрын
"I forgot my friend's birthday one time" I'm dead
@kratosgow3427 жыл бұрын
Yeah especially a friend that really the most important to him.....
@GhostOfSparta3327 жыл бұрын
XD XD XD
@jamesnorman91607 жыл бұрын
I was like 'Kazuma, you jerk!' xD
@dogeofdojima38136 жыл бұрын
Hey! That was an accident!
@mellamojeff4585 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why he went evil?
@kowalski41985 жыл бұрын
The moment when Date realised his daughter is into middle-aged bad guys, making both Florist and Kiryu go lennyface and Date openly disapproving, had me dying.
@calebcalhoun98475 жыл бұрын
I just lost in When Kiryu popped his collar
@vodago2 жыл бұрын
@@calebcalhoun9847 Did you ever find it?
@MolotovKiller2 жыл бұрын
@@calebcalhoun9847 "So whats up my future father in law?"
@flameohotman43207 ай бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Handlelesswithme5 ай бұрын
Just saying if they all look like Kiryu and Majima so would I
@Avalon2477 жыл бұрын
now that I think about it, the florist, Date-san and Kiryu-san have a 'brotherly' vibe from each other. with the Florist as the eldest, Date-san as the middle, and Kiryu-san as the youngest
@SturmGraz1988er7 жыл бұрын
"I went on a rampage at a funeral" Is that bad ass or just schocking? lol 😂 That substory is pure gold!
@neroismyhero89067 жыл бұрын
Rockstar Vienna i picked that option before and she told me that's not badass, just rude
@NEEDbacon3 жыл бұрын
That's not even a substory, that's the main fucking quest.
@ferfer99992 жыл бұрын
@@NEEDbacon no its not...
@jamesnorman91607 жыл бұрын
Obviously Majima-san is the priority...as you literally can't go for longer than 10 minutes without him jumping out of a trashcan/out of the sewers/ambushing you from out of nowhere. Unless he's on one of his extending smoke breaks, of course. xD
@alphawilliams79236 жыл бұрын
I picked that one tbh.
@seank.92136 жыл бұрын
When I did this today, Majima actually WAS on one of his breaks, right outside that very park.
@kurisu78856 жыл бұрын
Or him pole dancing in a bikini club..... I can't help but love that guy.
@bluesnake17135 жыл бұрын
Or in a Cabaret Club as Goromi.
@kamikaze41725 жыл бұрын
Or making a zombie movie with the whole family and some actors
@spiderthread7 жыл бұрын
19:05 'a cool old guy who never seems to age' ...this is too true
@user-cb4vt3qm3j4 жыл бұрын
16:54 So, basically, a real man must be a bit stupid, huh? Ryuji would approve.
@dustbunny63813 жыл бұрын
16:52 I cannot BELIEVE kiryu can just admit to being a himbo. What a fucking king
@GhostOfSparta3327 жыл бұрын
I just finished this substory the other night and I must say, this is probably the best/funniest substory in the entire game!
@GhostOfSparta3327 жыл бұрын
I totally beat that one too! You're right though, that one is also pretty good. :D
@TylerTramz7 жыл бұрын
Definitely, and gloating over Date and the Florist at the end tops if off. Unfortunately, I've only found clips of Kiryu comforting them.
@kennethshiro95007 жыл бұрын
If you select "my clothes" for the first answer kiryu says "Reminds me off my stint as a business man, I caught some flack for my clothes, guess I showed him!". Yeah you showed him, he's dead, dude.
@casualcouch94594 жыл бұрын
I know this is late but what is he referring to?
@freakinglegend38644 жыл бұрын
@@casualcouch9459 Oda, Tachibana's second in command. He's the second boss fight in 0.
@casualcouch94594 жыл бұрын
@@freakinglegend3864 yeah I knew the business thing just not the guy thanks
@Isow233 жыл бұрын
Oda
@angelusvastator12973 жыл бұрын
And he's not the only one.
@densenito59537 жыл бұрын
I love the contrast in tone of the main story and the sub stories. The main story is Kiryu, all serious and full of struggles. The substories are Majima, funny, crazy, and surprisingly deep.
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica3 жыл бұрын
You are the danger
@n-extrafries-surprise4 жыл бұрын
10:15 I dunno why but this is the hardest I laugh in a Yakuza side story ever.
@almightyrasen6 жыл бұрын
10:22 kiryu pops collar 👌🏼 👌🏼
@JohnYakooza3 жыл бұрын
Bad boy Kiryu got those drip 😫😫😍😳🔥
@Phoebe4574 жыл бұрын
“I’m looking for BAD-ass dads to interview!” Happens across the most dangerous man in the city, also ex-Yakuza, then the man who keeps watch on every single citizen in the city and knows everything about them, and finally Date who is just pretty cool by himself honestly
@RenShinomiya1213 жыл бұрын
Kiryu just popped his collar and Kage just went off.
@Kaito-Ipn7 жыл бұрын
Having Goro Majima 24/7 is definitely a life goal.
@lizzyleea4 жыл бұрын
The way he talks about majima as his top priority to a clueless interviewer thooo
@christiangaming-fy6rv2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@LJImutan7 жыл бұрын
I chose to gloat them in the end and it was just hilarious how out of character Kazuma was at teasing them.
@chelecovers68935 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think the florist is pretty badass. And date's a pretty good dad.
@LThanhHao2327 жыл бұрын
Daddy I like to Fuck 2005 award goes to... Kazuma Kiryu
@dragonkamran7 жыл бұрын
iamon ahorse especially 3
@valentds3 жыл бұрын
that was so painful for the florist, he asked his archenemy to drink together at the end
@LuizAlexPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
That societal remark was on point. This substory is funny and a huge contrast to the serious main story going on when it unlocks. Still, those sentences were really on point, mentioning the others' elitism and the whole concept of "common sense" that Japan seems to take it so far.
@xatin87164 жыл бұрын
The woman said that the last person she interviewed was a man that said he makes sure to wear sunglasses at all times and it didn't matter what time of day it was... Why do I get the feeling its someone that we know?
@bruhhhhg4 жыл бұрын
wait...hold on HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
@fantchaisoda4 жыл бұрын
wait i think i know who it is, but i'm not sure of it-
@braindeadduck4 жыл бұрын
We aaarrreeee talkin about Jo, right?
@joob55744 жыл бұрын
@@bruhhhhg who?
@laynee5184 жыл бұрын
Definitely Jo Amon or So Amon
@pepsimanondrugs91716 жыл бұрын
badass, kiryu forgot his friend's birthday
@eileenmilligan96737 жыл бұрын
By the way, If The Florist wins, rather than getting a 3 out of 10 star hand bag, You get the Wild Shirt. Just wanna let you know.
@HIM.95 жыл бұрын
One of the best sub-stories in the yakuza series. Absolutely hysterical lol.
@calebcalhoun98475 жыл бұрын
I literally just did it and had to come back. Too good lmao
@nanyafahkinbiznes13523 жыл бұрын
Lmao I wish Majima was with them too since that Yakuza 0 Doll girl substory.
@kamikaze41725 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how even Sega doesn't know what to man of the bromance between Kiryu and Majima that they left it ambiguous
@Kratos_Messi70502 жыл бұрын
Kiryu: *perfectly executes a dropkick* Also Kiryu: me old :(
@blackjet20007 жыл бұрын
He's your ideal DILF
@tarapapi4 жыл бұрын
Uhh Date-san, I think that's just called being a bad father...
@digiorno56004 жыл бұрын
Date puts the "bad" in bad ass dad.
@mohamadhaikal8900 Жыл бұрын
11:01 The real reason why Nishiki break bad.
@calebcalhoun98475 жыл бұрын
10:22 Alright that's it. I'm 100% Gay for Kiryu
@TheBaguetteSpy3 жыл бұрын
10:23 Best kiryu moment in the sub-story
@cubanorasta945 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite side mission in this game. I’ll be a bad ass dad some day.
@kamikaze41725 жыл бұрын
Godspeed, man. Godspeed
@LowIntSpecimen3 жыл бұрын
truly, the end goal for any man
@NoelShourai7 жыл бұрын
3:12 Sounds like So Amon.
@kamikaze41725 жыл бұрын
Just any Amon will do just fine. And you gotta admit, those are some schwifty glasses they're always rocking
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: if you answer the first question with "My clothes", Kiryu will reference Oda
@afrina3781 Жыл бұрын
aww :( that makes me miss oda
@elementalcolors49773 жыл бұрын
I really like Kitty’s answer at the end, pretty inspirational. Only thing that could make this even better is Majima stepping in and stealing the title lol
@24papas247 жыл бұрын
So, did they reference majima's style of clothing in zero with that having less common sense explanation?
@a130inthesky7 жыл бұрын
16:20 Date got fucking DESTROYED
@angelusvastator12973 жыл бұрын
A substory involving these three? Epic gaming moment.
@glacier_official7 жыл бұрын
I just did this sub-story last night, incredible.
@terryliliana4 жыл бұрын
Kiryu is not even close to being a bad boy, he is the goodest of bois.
@USSJ2Otaku30846 жыл бұрын
This had me dying in the morning while playing this.
@otakamerd12207 жыл бұрын
My boy Kiryu best papa
@PotatoVoid255 Жыл бұрын
Now I want to replay this substory again
@bigidiot46457 жыл бұрын
kiryu takes first in a heartbeat im sorry but its true
@NEEDbacon3 жыл бұрын
So a dev of Yakuza said that Kiryu is a virgin even into his 40's. Meanwhile a random girl off the street is implying how much she'd like to jump his bones. Correlate this to however many female youtubers gush over Kiryu; dude should realistically be fighting off two girls per every encounter with street hooligans he has.
@Infindox7 жыл бұрын
XD You were supposed to pick Majima? I knew that was the true statement but didn't think the game thought so ;)
@d00gz_8 ай бұрын
Only Yakuza could have a side quest where three of the most pivotal characters in the story stand in a homeless encampment in the middle of the night to debate who the biggest DILF in town is
@kamo72934 жыл бұрын
1:02 yo wtf, how'd they get that in to the game. Dilf hahahaha
@YourCrazyDolphin4 жыл бұрын
Yakuza is rated M. Also in the previous game you could outright watch softcore porn.
@dinoblade81673 жыл бұрын
This is, in my opinion, one of the few very good substories in Kiwami, that has equal quality to the sub stories in Y0
@darkmaster28996 жыл бұрын
OMG this is funny. Can't wait till it comes out on PC later
@NotBenStiller3 жыл бұрын
But Date is the only one with a child, and thus the only dad. He is the true number one BAD-boy by default, because Kiryu never scores and The Florist isn't bald enough to be an NTR villain.
@RenShinomiya1213 жыл бұрын
NTR VILLAIN WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HAHHAHAH
@NotBenStiller3 жыл бұрын
@@RenShinomiya121 Where's the lie?
@JetStream05094 жыл бұрын
10:52 that's not bad, that's sad
@zach_the_guy52573 жыл бұрын
That's not rad
@Dark_Soul_X7 жыл бұрын
Substories like this are always a joy to see. It's nice to see Kiryu step away from being an ass kicking machine and act like a human being for a while. To see more of his personality than "fuck with me, and I'll beat the shit out of you", "fuck with innocent people, and I'll beat the shit out of you", and "fuck with my friends and loved ones, and I'll beat so much shit out of you that you could eat all the spiciest food in Kamurocho in one sitting and still not be able to do so much as fart."
@ZetsubouGintama4 жыл бұрын
Come on Date! I know your dadication to Saya. But you just got trashed by a preatty boy host.
@anatoliasmercenary.2 жыл бұрын
The best Yakuza substory
@Venislovas7 жыл бұрын
And Majima too.
@anatoliasmercenary. Жыл бұрын
10:22 KAZUMA NO SHES 16
@nothingtoseehere36902 жыл бұрын
Yakuza 4, Feat Makoto Date, The Florist, and Kazuma Kiryu
@Aivottaja Жыл бұрын
When I played this, I remember The Florist winning :D
@UndodnU4 жыл бұрын
1:58 me through most of High School
@JongleurBt13 ай бұрын
I came to this video specificaly to screenshot this very line for shitposting purpose
@revfuryfoxfive18577 жыл бұрын
This was really funny, but I mean, the Florist was just spewing all his info that he took so much pride in people not knowing about. She was an interviewer and you're talking about everything you are doing? Meh.
@cubanorasta944 жыл бұрын
Yup, showing off never is a cool thing.
@zamiraruth4 жыл бұрын
he just really wanted that bag
@breadloaf72952 жыл бұрын
kiryu just described a himbo for the last question lmao
@Spootnik3 жыл бұрын
I'd vote Date over Kiryu personally. He is the definition of a bad ass Dad.
@prince.mari0_0802 жыл бұрын
I chose rampaging at a funeral seems pretty bad ass to me😞
@scrambleddinosauregg57562 жыл бұрын
11:47 "among us" 👍😳
@Like_a_Tiger.dr0p3 ай бұрын
The urge to not choose i was in the joint
@S3KCRY4N3 жыл бұрын
went for my gut and gloated at date and florist... looks like i was right to do so
@RenShinomiya1213 жыл бұрын
The Florist is going to be the one for me, he got that real dad bod with the tummy. I'm sorry but it don't make the rules.
@b0b0234 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna question how she got into purgatory?
@deadpoolrockz64103 жыл бұрын
Technically this is just West Park. Purgatory is the red light district down in the subway tunnel.
@MsRedfield973 жыл бұрын
so i'm at chapter 7 and this quest aint showing up for me. is there a prerequisite for this quest? somebody please help O_O
@eahabsparda88747 жыл бұрын
I just did this quest today lol
@bamz4ever6803 жыл бұрын
Anybody know the name to this 14:15
@TallTapper4 күн бұрын
so true
@CandidaRosa8897 жыл бұрын
I wanna meet that dad
@under_skret54104 жыл бұрын
Kiryu isnt a bad boy he a tough boy
@karumina2 жыл бұрын
50000 experience points
@MaglaMach7 жыл бұрын
What happens if you gloat?
@devilleon77 жыл бұрын
Kiryu sticks it up to them and says they should learn a thing or two from him, something along those lines, then he walks away without getting one response. And then Date and Kage's dialogue to each other is exactly the same.
@poisonstrategy4 жыл бұрын
do they know what a dilf is-
@miguelito32657 жыл бұрын
lol this 1 is Funny, i did today...
@dreamEnd5 жыл бұрын
can date win?
@digiorno56004 жыл бұрын
Not while the florist is there, no.
@pablo_giustiniani2 жыл бұрын
Sigma male wins 👍
@undyne12 жыл бұрын
A small part of me wanted Majima to just appear towards the end when she was declaring the winner and completely put her off guard. However, Majima doesn't quite qualify as a DILF.
@fourscarlet75814 жыл бұрын
I skipped this because I wanted to 100% quicker because Yakuza Remastered is coming to Xbox and I have to 100% as fast as i can before the games come out so i dont have my hands full before 6 comes out for Xbox.
@salvinuenthusiast3 жыл бұрын
11:45 amogus
@fartsniffer27226 жыл бұрын
Nani?
@queenofdarknesscosmoqueen31907 жыл бұрын
i have some fucking problem with you this mission car race i don't know how to defeat the kid so did anyone tell me why my car very weak and how to get car strong 😑 ?
@dragonkamran7 жыл бұрын
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@devilleon77 жыл бұрын
Much appreciated, Kamran.
@dragonkamran7 жыл бұрын
devilleon7 don't mention it, gonna help anyway I can. All thanks to the author