The title just had me thinking that the dude spiked his own drink on accident and just conks out while Listener is just confused on how much of a lightweight he was lkasjdflksdjf-
@theshyoneva7 ай бұрын
I was going to post a yandere audio on my channel today- YOURE WATCHING ME ARENT YOU 🫵
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
He's yandere what did u expected 😔
@asmrboi697 ай бұрын
🤩 WE'RE GOING TO GET A YANDERE AUDIO 😺😺😺😺😺😺🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Shy... I am always watching 👀🔪
@theshyoneva7 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 You’re just obsessed with me smh 🙄
@CXP3D7 ай бұрын
Damn y’all have balls
@_blxoom_7 ай бұрын
"you rolled me down the stairs no wonder why im aching" damn was he really that heavy?💀
@Alastortheradioguy7 ай бұрын
At that point I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d be laughing my but off
@Jarryyy7 ай бұрын
Same
@krinklegirl7 ай бұрын
I was always told to stay clear of guys who hate cats for no good reason. Now I gotta add guys that spoil their cats rotten to the list too? Or maybe just ones with chains in their basements
@missfeeling14837 ай бұрын
"Im not Einstein, i barely about taxes!" Thats such a mood
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
14:26 BRO THAT'S HARD MOVE I CAN'T SAY NO NOW 😭😭🖐️🖐️
@cynthias80677 ай бұрын
I love how unique these audios are 💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Thank you 💚
@ookamiichimi1907 ай бұрын
This was funny! I love this so much! Every yandere should have a cat, that’s the only way to get your crush! 😂❤❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
😂💚
@CBMOA3 ай бұрын
I feel like one nice kiss to keep him warm because I heard basements get very cold at night
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
0:49 bro is so suspicious ngl HAHAHHW
@Oliveisafishstudios7 ай бұрын
Never clicked so fast in my life
@Jarryyy7 ай бұрын
Frrr
@Dog12Official7 ай бұрын
Another amazing audio from our king👑❤, and I can’t help but laugh just imagining this happening and just sitting not knowing what happened 😂
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Thank you 😆💚💚💚
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
Damn, i kinda knew that he wouldn't have any bad intentions, although he's a yandere. I mean, c'mon everyone, it's Green, he can't be bad 😌 Also the fact that he didn't mind staying in basement is so funny to me XDD Like, THAT'S the true love! If your bf doesn't like being chained in the basement, dump him 😔🫵 And omg after Green told all the stuff he does for his cat i just suddenly wanted to become one 🧍🏼♀️ Adopt me plssss 😭🖐️ Brilliant video Green, as always!! Have a good week 💚💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
😂😂 Thank you Viktoria 💚
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 You always welcome 🫶🏻💚 So what about the adopting me part? 😂👀
@asmrboi697 ай бұрын
YAY A YANDERE AUDIO ❤❤ *(i was looking for one of these)*
@Mjim23227 ай бұрын
This was amazing!!! An amazing audio today, now this one is good and funny at the same time!!! Amazing work Green, keep up the good work!!! Love your audio!!! 😊
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Thank you so much 💚💚💚
@Mjim23227 ай бұрын
You’re welcome ☺️
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
3:50 oui oui, garson 😔🤌
@stvrf1a7 ай бұрын
Wake up greenies Green just posted a new audio
@Alaramilovic7 ай бұрын
Thank you for doing this for us. Your amazing!
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
You are welcome! And thank you 🥰💚
@dolfinlovermylo177 ай бұрын
Holy crab knuckles he is back omg oml oms I am so over the moon wait scratch that I'm over this world still doesn't feel right I'm over this universe yeah that sounds right omg this is out tog this world green how do u manege to know exactly when I need a bit of comfort in the form of a heavenly video made by ours truly bc like 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 this is absolutely amazing and I can't get enough of it it is going in my watch list called amazing and talented green 🟢king 👑 makes my day better by posting a video ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Ur amazing and if anyone else finds this amazing like me like this comment😉💬
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Not as amazing as your comment 🥰🥰💚💚😱
@dolfinlovermylo177 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I try my best I mean look at the facts I am bad at making content so I'll support and blow up urs 😉
@bribri38257 ай бұрын
Lol omg I love this and the little twist!
@jessicadegen84337 ай бұрын
I need to see a sequel. Like seriously, this sounds like it could be fun. 🥰😂😈
@Diana-wt4ny7 ай бұрын
This was a fun audio to listen to. Nice job!
@greenleafaudiosasmr95556 ай бұрын
Thank you :)
@aliciabrock58057 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 This is gold I love more parts of this please this is good. You have needy good sir but I'll give her lots of lovings.
@SpasticSquirrel5437 ай бұрын
She needs to be petted and loved 24/7…. Who doesn’t lol?
@ravenfinch-alexander12382 ай бұрын
hes a cat lover,a homeowner and loves me plus my little devious side ....i can work with that
@mzpurplemist5 ай бұрын
Me: Heading upstairs and making a phone call to another friend: "Bill? Yeah, it's me. Put Gloria on the phone. Thanks. ...Glori? Jesus, girl, you wouldn't f%cking believe what Op just pulled... I really need you two to come over to this address..."
@melissamedinaquiles93967 ай бұрын
Love it😊😊😊
@SpotTaylor-sq9pg7 ай бұрын
I might need another part soon
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
Bro I'm in my friend's house and i lit fall asleep for no reason... IT'S YOUR HANDS WORK, ISN'T IT???🫵🫵
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
😉💚
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 i knew it 🫵😔 *not mad at all cuz finally got some sleep lol*
@grey_roses7 ай бұрын
So were the chains one of the reasons he bought the house? 😂 What a goofus...I love how cheerfully ruthless we are--rolling him down the stairs, slapping him out of brattiness & commandeering his home & cat until he learns his lesson. 🐈 Always a pleasure when a Green audio drops! Hope you're doing well. 🖤🌿
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
🥰💚💚💚
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
5:47 I don't wanna be btch here but KARMA IS REAL 🫵
@RowdyBunnz4 ай бұрын
OMG Towa from the hit yaoi game Slow Damage ik he's not a yandere in canon event but is a very broken guy but yea
@GiornoGiovannaGangstar4 ай бұрын
dawg hes the victim of like 3 yanderes at LEAST 😭
@natalyeafton7 ай бұрын
Great vid always❤😌 keep up the great work Sorry im 2 days late🥺
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Thank you! And I am sorru I am also 2 days late replying 😭
@keks30727 ай бұрын
good ol' uno reverse 😎
@miratitn7 ай бұрын
Lol well at least you got to use those chains u wanted to use 😅 maybe not in the right way but it counts 😂
@77alaina777 ай бұрын
PART 2 ❤❤
@miakimarmi46907 ай бұрын
Part 2 please 😢😢😢
@nydavis31097 ай бұрын
Part 2!!!
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
Green is backkkkkk my man how are u doing??? 💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
I am doing great! How are you? 💚💚
@viktoria-137 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 That's awesome to hear!! I'm doing good too 💚
@butterfly_asmr7 ай бұрын
Hello bestie❤️❤️❤️ how are you?❤️❤️❤️ im doing well but im a bit sick, i love the video tho thank you for posting it got me out of family talk ❤️❤️❤️ also the kitten is mine now you cant have her back 🥰
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
Give me my kitten back!!! 😂 Sorry to hear you are sick! Get better soon 💚💚💚 Thank you 😊
@butterfly_asmr7 ай бұрын
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 noooo it's my kitten now 😤 and thank you I'm trying to I hope your doing well to sending loves of love ❤️❤️❤️
@books96863 ай бұрын
ummmmm can we get a part 2 on how they make up their mind and what happens next pleaseeee
@dlittle79837 ай бұрын
❣️🐈⬛️
@GiornoGiovannaGangstar4 ай бұрын
IS THAT TOWA SLOW DAMAGE
@DonkeyMcconkey4 ай бұрын
Quit ruining it these people need this ignorance
@GiornoGiovannaGangstar4 ай бұрын
@@DonkeyMcconkey i must spread the good word of yaoi i am obligated