"So tell me why is it you wish to die?" Tell me why my first thought was... *"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."*
@LeaiheaiBrock-qy1oh7 ай бұрын
I love that movie it was so funny 😂 but honestly same
@AyDotHam7 ай бұрын
@@LeaiheaiBrock-qy1oh Great minds think alike🤣
@dylanmattimore48337 ай бұрын
"Ah fuck they have airpods in" 🤣
@JPCoralz3 ай бұрын
That line just... Sent me spiraling 😂
@Definitelynotliyah7 ай бұрын
Green’s comments: 😍🥰😘 His voice: 👹💀👺 Me: *laughing*
@ildikoboglarkanemeth86167 ай бұрын
I like your comment!😍❤️🔥🫰
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
XD
@Definitelynotliyah7 ай бұрын
@@ildikoboglarkanemeth8616 oh thank you! I forgot about it 😂
@Definitelynotliyah7 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 oh! You responded! But no fr, you’re really sweet tho!
@i_prefer_rae8 ай бұрын
GREEN POSTED‼️‼️
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
💚
@ravfyy8 ай бұрын
I just,,,, love how unserious and unbothered we are in these near type of death situations XD.. I feel like without this guy near us we would be SOO dead😂
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
XD
@user-qs6du4fn1g6 ай бұрын
When he said “I have the teeth just to prove it” I said “AND I HAVE THE GUN TO PROVE IT”
@isabellathomas73137 ай бұрын
This is my first time here on this channel. He started speaking and the only thing I could say was “oh” I was not expecting the voice 😭
@gheata_playz8748 ай бұрын
0:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The way his personality changed like a freaking swing 😂 0:39 sir....you don't blend in at all with anything, what the heck are you talking about 😆 half of your body is a human with bright skin and you're wearing pants 1:09 out of context this would mean something else 1:20 top...sure...but do you have a knife? I don't think so 1:50 well, duh, that's what one does when they see a snake 1:56 well someone's pouty 2:20 aren't you supposed to be cold-blooded? Aren't you supposed to be used to that? 2:27 😂😂😂😂😂 2:27 oooh, kinky, i see you boy 2:27 love his brattitude 3:11 innocent? but didn't you just say- 4:24 I wonder how he knows these things, jacket, airpods 4:54 anyone else just fine with the cold? I don't get cold often 5:06 so you are cold-blooded, how do you get cold? 6:08 SIR!?!? 6:14 no, it's definitely like that with your wording and the tone of your voice 6:45 relatable 7:55 oooh, kinky 8:21 we better not kiss this guy, istg 8:51 thank you 9:29 unsurprising 10:06 we better not kiss this guy, istg 10:25 that's what she said 11:16 are you calling me fat? Im joking 11:43 ever heard of camouflage clothes? 13:01 jesus, jow big is this tree? 13:24 ANYTHING FOR YOU BYONCE We're totally coming back for him
@charlitokkinochi7 ай бұрын
yes, yes we are coming back for him
@0Deathcrumb08 ай бұрын
0:25 took me out - so realistic😄 Thank you for all the videos this year, happy holidays and to a new year with many more wonderful videos❣
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you!! And have a great new year 💚
@Madness_n_Mayhem5 ай бұрын
Fr I always have music playing 😂
@Sebastian_They_Them8 ай бұрын
I already love this character I definitely wouldn't mind if you were to give him a series
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
0:26 LMAO THAT WOULD BE SO ME 😭🖐️
@dream_walker97268 ай бұрын
Dude I’m so sorry I’m anemic and always cold as hell😭😭
@ev69288 ай бұрын
The chicken in the back is gonna make me loose my shit.
@gheata_playz8748 ай бұрын
"steals your wramth" im a horrid person 😂, i instantly thought he was gonna pull a Sean Kelvin and just suck all the warmth from our bodies and kill us
@XxAlesandraxX3 ай бұрын
I was thinking of the Velvets from Neverwhere.
@LeaiheaiBrock-qy1oh7 ай бұрын
My heart: Gurl u is gonna kill me so stop listening to this Me: hell no he sexy I’m single we might make it work
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
5:01 owww aren't Green is just such a gentleman 🥰
@Dog12Official8 ай бұрын
Another amazing audio from our green king, might be the best Christmas present this year💚, hope you enjoy Christmas and the holidays!💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you! Have an even better Christmas!! 🎄💚
@Dog12Official8 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 aww thank you, you’re too sweet!
@HelloFromTheOtherSide1367 ай бұрын
1:10 „show me your teeth” Me with my long ahh calluses: 👹👹👹
@Meipmeep8 ай бұрын
So I’m thinking that the foot warmers would probably be a good idea. Just stick them to the skin…. Lol
@bribri38258 ай бұрын
I fell asleep listening to this last night so I had to relisten💀 but the AirPods is so real me with them right now. But that binaural and proximity ugh. I need me a viper man to bound me like that LOL. The fangs and when he showed them. I just have an obsession with them so I’m 🪦lastly when he calls us little one. Goodbye I cant. It’s one of my favorite phrases. But merry Christmas! I hope it’s a good one for you
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you 🥰 I hope you had a great Christmas!!
@bribri38258 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 ofcccc and thanks I did!
@lorrainemace19838 ай бұрын
I'll be more than happy to keep my little viper boy warm 😄😄😄😄 merry Christmas dude ❣️😎 and a happy new year 🥳🎉🎉
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎄🎄
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
1:00 me? A bottom? Just for you, pretty boy 👀 *rizz* (HAHAHSHAHAHSHW HELP MY RIZZ IS MISERABLE 🖐️)
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
😆;)
@lina95358 ай бұрын
The snek can have all my warmth. I'm overheating anyway so I have plenty to share
@kannazuki57028 ай бұрын
I don't know if it was done on purpose but the art is AI, that's sad. At least the audio is nice
@thehydrasheads8 ай бұрын
Yeah i noticed really quick.. hopefully he just didn't realize, but it still sucks..
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
2:38 I'm sorry but that's giving broke so much that i can actually relate lol 😔🖐🏻
@PersoMena8 ай бұрын
For the record, Snakey-boy, my guess as to who would win in a fight between you and a big constrictor was "it'd depend on who moved first." Good audio, you don't hear many snake-person videos where the snake is called out as a viper! It's usually pythons, cobras, or "unspecified."
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you :)
@rachelharvey9777 ай бұрын
Wasn't expecting this to be so good😳 immediate subscribe ❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr95557 ай бұрын
💚
@cynthias80678 ай бұрын
Green posts Me: 🏃♀️💨
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
XD
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
9:27 why it was so adorable? 😭💓
@AliyahAtalad7 ай бұрын
Happy New Year everyone 🥳🍾
@yvyi.7 ай бұрын
i have smth very important to say about his voice… (im screaming and blushing)
@RenTheNotSoEaryBird..8 ай бұрын
I love this man ✨️
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
Omg, this video is so unique!! I think i saw something similar only few times, and it wasn't nearly as good as this one!!! Great job on the script Green 🥰 And the character is also so nice and sweet, i really like him!! It's surprising how long this video is, consider the fact how busy you can be! Thank you for working hard and making such a high quality content for us 💚🥰 We really appreciate you!! Merry Christmas and happy new year 💚💚😉
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you so much Viktoria! It means a lot 💚 Merry Christmas 💚
@Mjim23228 ай бұрын
This was amazing!!! Of course I would keep you warm, even though I’m half cold and half warm blooded after all, this was amazing to listen to!!! Amazing work Green, keep up the good work!!! And have a amazing Merry Christmas too Green 🎄🎄🎄☃️☃️☃️ Love your audio!!! 😊
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! Have a great Christmas!! 💚
@Mjim23228 ай бұрын
You’re welcome ☺️ Hope you have a wonderful Merry Christmas too
@storiesforyou7778 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mind having a snake like that in the house. 😉👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@susiewolf43186 ай бұрын
I cracked up when the naga did an intimidating speech in the beginning but that didn't work so instead he just switched to normal voice and tried to impatiently get the human's attention because the human was wearing airpods 😂 The asmr experience was captivating with the naga being alluring and using his powers of a predator in amazing ways while there were moments of hilarity that cracked me up and made me like him even more 😂 "I need your clothes" 😂😂 so bold! It feels like he was clinging to his good manners there! That was hilarious! 😂 There were also moments when he was cute ❤ "You wouldn't let a poor viper boy freeze right?" That made me coo ❤ he was absolutely acting like a sweet boy and made me go "awwwwww" 🥰 he can be cute when he wants to, sly snake
@greenleafaudiosasmr95556 ай бұрын
💚
@alfredo97347 ай бұрын
Hey a win is a win
@user-el1qj4ij3l8 ай бұрын
I have been away from this channel and this is what happens... I miss so much a mazing AMSR!!
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Welcome back! Thank you 💚💚
@DeannaLancasterАй бұрын
I love greens audios so much 💚💚
@crystalbeetham-bs1tl8 ай бұрын
This is a great audio 🐍❤❤❤❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you 🥰💚
@Esomres8 ай бұрын
hmm green like spinach
@CBMOA8 ай бұрын
I heard of nagas, vampire nagas (they’re quite unique that I never knew it could happen) lamias yet a viper boy (unless he’s a naga or lamia) Quite cute and unique (I wouldn’t mind giving him some warmth as long he doesn’t hurt nor try to, even swallowing me etc, I get how hard it is for snakes and other animals) Edit: It is sad to leave him when the sun rises but a deal’s a deal
@yuki_listening8 ай бұрын
*hug
@akirananimoto58437 ай бұрын
This is so me, except the warmth part. Terrified of spiders and centipedes, but snakes are no issue. I love learning more about reptiles, so thank you for confirming my knowledge and teaching me more. But sir, I have Reynaud's, I do not have much body heat to start with and will probably be taking whatever you have stored.
@johnnyplaysyt74198 ай бұрын
Yep cuddles with a naga, im getting toasty already :3 💖💖💖💖
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
💚
@johnnyplaysyt74198 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🥰😘🐍
@Womp_womp.to.you_8 ай бұрын
I HAVENT WATCHED YOUR VIDEOS IN SO LONG OMG I LOVE THIS-✌️😭
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Tysm xx
@audreylefebvre18847 ай бұрын
Single dad had 12 parts while Neko x Human got 2?! Even wolf boy is forgotten! If these series won't go longer i'll be sad! (Tbf i only watch Neko x Human and Wolf boy and half of Hunter x Neko 😅)
@viktoria-138 ай бұрын
NEW VIDEO SO SOON YEYEYEYEUEY
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
💚
@misschieflolz13017 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and I'm DYING. XD .... uh.... totally warrented tho. =) I cannot express the number of times family has chewed me out because they've seen me out and about and I don't respond because.... yeah, I always have earbuds in. The most accurate depiction of how a meeting like this would go down today. XD
@serohanata75368 ай бұрын
Wow the one video I can't find shy hhhhmmm 😔🥺
@serohanata75368 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas green😇💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
😆 Merry Christmas!! 💚🎄
@dolfinlovermylo178 ай бұрын
Omg green spoiling us on Christmas ❤❤❤ I am in awe ur a absolute sweetheart I am so thankful for being able to watch and listen to a god like u thank u for being the amazing and crazy man u are we love u happy and mary Christmas*̣̥☆·͙̥❄‧̩̥࿌ིྀ྇˟͙☃️˟͙࿌ིྀ྇‧̩̥❄·͙̥̣☆*̣̥ Edit- what the hell 2 likes in 7 minutes????
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas!!! 💚🎄🎄😆
@dolfinlovermylo178 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 aww my day is so much better thanks to u 🥰🥰
@neanahidden7 ай бұрын
Relaxing while being lost in a cold and dangerous forest. Who would have thought. The voice kind made me think of kisses but the eating insects and head long venomous fangs kept everything friendly and platonic. 😊
@blackmooncosplay93738 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas Green!
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas!!! 💚🎄
@blackmooncosplay93738 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Love your vids! I hope you have an amazing day.
@user-ik2tl7ns6c6 ай бұрын
the child in the backround
@gracio12318 ай бұрын
💚🐍
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx5 ай бұрын
Ngl, snake bois underestimate my initial reaction of 'wtf.........ooh, pretty scales...and inch-long teeth.....and.......oh fuck I'm cuddling you now.'
@ildikoboglarkanemeth86168 ай бұрын
My beloved Dr.Mr. Green 💚! This was absolutely brilliant gift for Christmas. Merry Christmas🎄 to you and all your Listeners ❤ here. Great sounds in the bgd., cool picture, text, but your calming, softly powerful voice is the best! I give you all my warmth to you, although sometimes I have my Raynaud syndrome, especially in winter. So funny 😂I didn't hear "insect" rather "in sex" instead. And I'm afraid, yes😂✨. I always feel myself in safe listening to your voice 🏩. I wish all the best to you next year my Dear🍀. You are a nice person, heal us with your work here and there.🧑⚕️Thank you so much!❤💚❤💚❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! I hope you had a lovely Christmas!! 🥰💚
@ildikoboglarkanemeth86167 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thank you for your answer again. You are so kind ❤️🤍🍀. Silent days, but thankful to be able to meet my Family. I hope you had/have a very peaceful time these days and you could take some time for yourself too.🕊️🎄🎁🤗
@DasHeino20107 ай бұрын
1:04 Awww! I love him! Can I keep it?
@hopefindling54287 ай бұрын
I will be the death of me. Trow the hole video i was like do you have venom? Will you eat me? And so more silly questions. Well i must say to that my adhd would have it any other way and me neither.😂❤❤
@shodeath7 ай бұрын
jokes on you I'm just blind af
@maxkitty10266 ай бұрын
Me being a snake would just be like "awww look the little baby, suck a pretty baby 😍😍😍" (how I talk to my snake)
@Cat-xy4de8 ай бұрын
😊 💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
💚
@lightningruby59345 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@sofia-eb8uq7 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who here's throwing up in the background 12:20 to 12:25 😅
@Alexis-no5xe8 ай бұрын
Green im sorry im a hour later please forgive me 😭🙏
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
You are forgiven, and blessed with the green heart of Christmas spirit 💚
@Alexis-no5xe8 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yay love you green and your videos 💚
@eliaannsolis56028 ай бұрын
Hi
@greenleafaudiosasmr95558 ай бұрын
Hi 💚
@eliaannsolis56028 ай бұрын
How are you?
@eliaannsolis56028 ай бұрын
I hope you have a great day because Christmas is almost here going fast
@shortcake_berry7 ай бұрын
Um hello mister viper i want to meet you again, sir i dont wanna leave .. sir? sir?! Take me with you keep meeee!! ⊂(・﹏・⊂)