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@nooblangpoo Жыл бұрын
"Magic Code Here don't touch" Yeah 99 percent of code is that.
@aeronmics Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, don’t fix it if it works
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
Well, it's python , you absolutely don't touch python code. Not without a live debugger attached to the running application . Can you ever know anything by reading source code in dynamically typed languages ? Everything is data , and you never know what you are getting at runtime . I absolutely hate it.
@JimBob19378 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp , you get used to it. In dynamically typed languages you basically have to do type testing in code, type casting and error handling, or assuming multiple cases for data. It is messier for sure.
@monad_tcp8 ай бұрын
@@JimBob1937 I know that, I use dynamic languages from time to time. They are excellent for throw away fast scripts to do tasks when you don't care much. Now trying to program a stable system using those things seem like more work debugging than actually programming itself. Of course none of that matters, people literally use what they know, even if its a bad tool for the purpose.
@JimBob19378 ай бұрын
@@monad_tcp , I'd still say, after you get more experience, you spend fairly little time debugging due to type issues. You just program a bit more defensively to handle more of the possibilities. I program in a lot of dynamically typed languages a lot these days and rarely have to debug due to the type issues. However, my preference is also for statically typed too, as it is less likely to cause security issues by devs not considering all possible implications.
@damonminnix4660 Жыл бұрын
Good to know that programmers are united all across the world in distress over messy, frightening code.
@handleneeds3charactersormore Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the apologies
@boriskorotaev2038 Жыл бұрын
the thing is that yandex is russian google, but with no salaries. The interview process designed not to sieve smart guys but make you feel shitty and pay you less. And after all that interview suffering you came to that russian google and see this
@Gandarf_ Жыл бұрын
@@boriskorotaev2038 yandex has actually have above medium salaries for the russian it market, and I haven't experienced anything about feel shitty on a interview (although interview process is kinda hell in Yandex, I agree). And I don't work at yandex rn btw.
@boriskorotaev2038 Жыл бұрын
@@Gandarf_ depends on interviewers ofc, there are a lot of good guys, but some of them meh, they should go back to their caves. Do you agree that paying above average for one the hardest interview process in russia is fair? Salary must be top of the top if you claim you have top of the top programmers in your company.
@boriskorotaev2038 Жыл бұрын
@@Gandarf_ tinkoff bank is paying more than yandex and have 1 algo section with 3 leetcode mediums in 1 hour. So why devs should bother themselves to grind yandex interview if they could get more in a comparably notorious company
@shartdiffractor2582 Жыл бұрын
The Internet: Noo, the russian hackers are spying on us The Russian Hackers: *WELCOME TO SHITTY CODE*
@jedoas39549 ай бұрын
US media: Russian hackers are interfering in elections around the world, they are hacking all the most developed companies, jokingly bypassing all protection Also Russian hackers: "I don't understand what is going on here so I just quit"
@sima24429 ай бұрын
😮
@purestench92639 ай бұрын
Blyatt
@tundcwe1236 ай бұрын
Russian hackers: 'Fuck off'*1024
@nht_vng866929 күн бұрын
China: as long as it work and track people
@comradiusprime1157 Жыл бұрын
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a Yandex dev what to call a zombie process.
@inxendere Жыл бұрын
context??
@aasquared8191 Жыл бұрын
@@inxendere they call their zombie processes the n word multiple times in the leaked codebase
@ChuckTheChosen Жыл бұрын
There is no problem with that in russia.
@aasquared8191 Жыл бұрын
@@ChuckTheChosen nobody ever said there is one
@MarcinP2 Жыл бұрын
What problem is? ))
@wild_shaman Жыл бұрын
Well... Actually enterprise level code could be found everywhere across the projects. Once I met "Last person knew how it works died 4 years ago. And you not the person to fix it. Just don't."
@Redwan7773 ай бұрын
What code was it? Lol
@christopheroliver148Ай бұрын
Was this beast written in COBOL perchance?
@deauthorsadeptus6920Ай бұрын
@@Redwan777Pure fortran or something like that? Basically things that handful of people even know how to work with, due to needing them for some very specific applications.
@sayven Жыл бұрын
1:37 it's always a good sign when the code starts in the middle of the screen
@СергейЖданов-э5р Жыл бұрын
ahahahahah
@-YELDAH Жыл бұрын
let the dude build his family sized nest in piece
@gmikay Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Berkeli Жыл бұрын
Middle is overly optimistic
@HaswellCore Жыл бұрын
lol, 1:37 is the most viewed part of the video
@blu12gaming44 Жыл бұрын
'Fuck off * 2^10' has got to be one of the more colorful programmer insults out there.
@ipebyx10 ай бұрын
Thats a 2 XOR 10. Use ** to show pow
@googleisass-ss4dk7 ай бұрын
@@ipebyx I bet you eat poop
@alaas104116 күн бұрын
@@ipebyx someone open the window
@alexeyamosov66414 күн бұрын
@@ipebyxactually, multiplication has higher priority, so this pretty much (fuck off
@abdoufma Жыл бұрын
"Shit has happened *again* " Absolutely KILLED ME 🤣
@JohnDoe-fv5cu Жыл бұрын
Особенно забавно выглядит создание каких-то тестовых юзеров типа Bear Fucker или John Shiteater и потом это вылезает на какой-нибудь демонстрации перед инвесторами)
@damirsatkhan1841 Жыл бұрын
blyat, я не могу ахахахах
@handleneeds3charactersormore Жыл бұрын
Lmao what did i just read
@ward7576 Жыл бұрын
@@handleneeds3charactersormore need a translation?
@SamirSavv Жыл бұрын
@@handleneeds3charactersormore nicknames of test users which suddenly appear in pitches for investors
@jesusnavin5017 Жыл бұрын
@@ward7576 Ютуб вроде давно уже переводить научился
@Vivi-xn9iz Жыл бұрын
"Very good code, best of the best 🥰🥰" "Kill it with fire 🔥"
@leetcoderyt Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@onethegogd5783 Жыл бұрын
this code is fire
@theyoungcoder10 ай бұрын
@@onethegogd5783 *on fire
@MrAeral9 ай бұрын
This code is indeed on fire
@alastor047 Жыл бұрын
I read several developer reviews about working at Yandex, if we discard all the indignation and compress it to one sentence, it sounds like: "We love to reinvent the wheel, where it's not fucking necessary."
@polarchristin Жыл бұрын
It's really "if people are paid, they should be busy with any shit work". I dunno how it's in wordwide, but often found in my lovely Russia))
@donsa666 Жыл бұрын
and they still have the best searcher by picture
@polarchristin Жыл бұрын
@@donsa666imho, the best yandex product is video translation with AI dubbing on the fly
@arturchakhvadze6446 Жыл бұрын
I worked at Yandex and I can confirm. We even had our own C++ standard library, build system, map reduce, protobuf, container engine, cluster management stack, etc… And ZERO documentation for all this stuff. Figuring out internal tools was a nightmare
@arturchakhvadze6446 Жыл бұрын
@aviator9514 not really, they pay median salaries at best.
@needywallaby2030 Жыл бұрын
this is the moment when yandex devs became yandere devs
@gingershrimpale15 күн бұрын
Always have been
@Lucky9_9 Жыл бұрын
I SINCERELY appreciated the very last “#fuck”. I think it brought the whole video together quite well!
@IonizedComa10 ай бұрын
Basically a yandex dev's documentation is every dev if they let their intrusive thoughts win😂
@Lorendrawn Жыл бұрын
Good luck searching errors caused by this fills me with primal fear.
@verified_tinker1818 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a Python developer, so I may not understand the full implications of fucking with the class type like that, but I think that was the most horrifying thing I've seen in my life.
@E_D___6 ай бұрын
@@verified_tinker1818in Python, it took me hours to notice that a bug is caused because in 1 line there was "if(exist is True)" instead of "if(exist==true)". Whenever the code got to said function, it changed the type of "exist" and made everything after it break
@inkognito3145Ай бұрын
I wanted to comment something like this but add somehow its straight up diabolical. That’s straight evil
@CrackyCreates10 ай бұрын
" I learned how to code for fun " so you have fun doing it? "yeah.... fun. "
@christopheroliver148Ай бұрын
"This is fun." Slams head into desk. "This is fun." Slams head into desk. Repeat ad infinitum.
@NoscoperSans Жыл бұрын
0:52 вери угли, бат шыт хапенс обожаю
@mossiest_moss12 күн бұрын
0:50
@electrotatar7357 Жыл бұрын
yandex, however, has created an auto-translation video with voice acting, but the rest of the world has not
@EternalArrow Жыл бұрын
Ну они много чего крутого сделали, я думаю, если почитаем код гугла или кого угодно ещё найдём \римерно то же самое=)
@In_Cor_Cadit Жыл бұрын
У меня почему-то этот переводчик багнулся и периодически на разных видео просто вставляет слово "мальчик", по приколу видимо
@electrotatar7357 Жыл бұрын
@@In_Cor_Cadit by и boy путает наверное
@Kunislave_Puslickin Жыл бұрын
Можно переводить с любого языка. Нажимаете на иконку «перевести видео», затем выбираете абсолютно любой язык из предложенных и нажимаете «перевести». Если, например, видео на японском, то, выбрав, скажем, английский, нейросеть всё равно переведёт с оригинала на русский, независимо от того, есть ли данных язык в шорт-листе или нет.
@electrotatar7357 Жыл бұрын
@@kserrata tell me how to enable this in chrome and I will correct the comment. P.S. I don't think it works well with the Russian, since Google translator works bad with Russian, I speak from the experience of 2 years of comparing it with Yandex one.
@Dablus Жыл бұрын
i still have code from an old place i used to work at and the comments on that are GOLD ! if you want i could send you screen shots of and make something out of it :)
@yakov5776 Жыл бұрын
Do it!
@otesunki Жыл бұрын
YES.
@leetcoderyt Жыл бұрын
@Dablus Sure! DM me on twitter (@leetcoderyt) or email me (you can find it in my KZbin profile).
@Petyaumniy Жыл бұрын
How to make such perfect accent? Probably it gotta be transliterated with Russian letters first and then converted with Russian text-to-speech software. Right? As a Russian i find it VERY EXCITING.
@axeenj Жыл бұрын
I think it's actually just putting English text into google translate for Russian. It'll pronounce it with a Russian accent.
@petervakar Жыл бұрын
@@axeenj сам ютуб запутался в титрах на каком языке произносится, русские титры читает по английски. Так что комментатор прав похоже так и сделано было, кириллицей на писана была английская речь.
@busterbunny005 Жыл бұрын
@@petervakar да не, это зависит от языка видео в настройках вроде, возможно автор по приколу сделал
@SPAHI43 Жыл бұрын
that's even more ironic, he used yandex voice engine for russian language but loaded it with english words
@магиягитары13 күн бұрын
It's just that the translator bot has a Russian accent.
@egoros7 Жыл бұрын
не было blyat, давай по новой
@nikozdev10 ай бұрын
When I was a game developer in Roblox team I was writing the same comments. But I was not thinking that companies like Yandex have it
@РикСанчес-я6з Жыл бұрын
Entire world: maybe we should stop using master/slave terminology... Yandex programmers: ni....
@Мопс_001 Жыл бұрын
Единственное, за что я бы оценил русских программистов)
@SomeRandomPiggo10 ай бұрын
This is why Yandex >>>>> all
@РикСанчес-я6з10 ай бұрын
@@SomeRandomPiggo this is why Yandex based
@art_0000010 ай бұрын
@@SomeRandomPiggo also if you search something with words "kill yourself" in yandex, it not only gives you relevant results unlike Google, but doesn't even spam you with that annoying suicide hotline advertisement
@AndRei-yc3ti10 ай бұрын
@@Мопс_001русские программисты топ о чем ты
@GigaChadJohnVick Жыл бұрын
This was amazing! We need more content like this!
@notuxnobux Жыл бұрын
Sadly you didn't include all of the n-words they wrote in the code
@VITAS87413 күн бұрын
youtube will crying
@fullmetaltheorist7 ай бұрын
"Magic code here. Do not touch, please." 😂😂😂
@benmogerman8230 Жыл бұрын
BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING
@Romashka_Sov13 күн бұрын
BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARN
@MrTVintro11 ай бұрын
These videos about code comments in various games and applications are great to fight against imposter syndrome.
@playerhs757210 ай бұрын
AMOGUS?
@SMT-ks8yp10 ай бұрын
@@playerhs7572 I don't know if you know what imposter syndrome is, but anyway. It is when you consistently see your achievements as fake in one way or another, as if someone other should be credited for them.
@JosephCummington10 ай бұрын
S U S
@lordvolland19309 ай бұрын
Absolutely true
@Aeiou28479 ай бұрын
When the imposter is sus
@distorted_heavy10 ай бұрын
The random lol comment (0:17) broke me because I also will write something terrible and then just put // lol next to it
@Deadsphere5 ай бұрын
"Shit happens." "...Shit has happened again."
@ignis263810 ай бұрын
There is a saying in the coding field, if it works it works don't fix it until something breaks. At least I can sleep well at night knowing that machines will never do anything good because they keep learning our garbage code that keeps breaking.
@Galomortalbr10 ай бұрын
Still works better than google
@xsfanberscretcer9213 күн бұрын
Yandex does NOT work better than google
@Galomortalbr13 күн бұрын
@@xsfanberscretcer92 it does
@DrQwart10 күн бұрын
@@xsfanberscretcer92it does search better
@xsfanberscretcer9210 күн бұрын
@@DrQwart havent had a single issue with google in like 9 years or something
@littlecake453 Жыл бұрын
Okay that's hilarious. I don't hate that browser so much now.
@parussman Жыл бұрын
Yandex is not only browser, most probably this code leak is made from their other online services
@deztract4154 Жыл бұрын
@@parussman Ye, it's like russian google, they also have yandex music, yandex disk and etc
@parussman Жыл бұрын
@dulles.gehlen I was talking about the code mentioned in this video, the original leak probably covers almost everything they have, that's true. Also I know about their services, cuz I live in Russia and it's very common thing there
@Berkeli Жыл бұрын
Well the code also mentions mapping and yandex taxi, so I doubt it's just the browser. Not to mention it has multiple different languages
@littlecake453 Жыл бұрын
@@Berkeli In russia they have just a lot of services like taxi, food delivery, movie, music and ect. Maybe this is a leak of Like... Almost everything?
@grmpf Жыл бұрын
0:57 Well, they're not lying. How about just, you know, starting with `$('.input:not(.ignore_js_templating)')` in the line directly above?
@crylune2 ай бұрын
0:56 how i envision myself on the first day of work in programming
@ojaebu111 Жыл бұрын
А потом мы слышим прохладные истории как тяжело попасть в яндекс, какой там жесткий отбор, и какие профессионалы там сидят...
@АртурКолянский-о7н Жыл бұрын
это всё ещё люди которые умнее 90% людей на планете
@palkan2590 Жыл бұрын
@@АртурКолянский-о7н китайцы не согласны
@palkan2590 Жыл бұрын
@@Shofixi комментаторы критикующие обосрутся на первой строчке кода
@hahaper2037 Жыл бұрын
@@palkan2590сразу видно человека никогда не слышавшего легенд об азиатском и индийском коде.
@westerxxx9220 Жыл бұрын
@@АртурКолянский-о7н Аборигены, живущие в дикой природе, в неком смысле тоже умнее 90% людей на планете. Сомнительные формулировочки используете, товарищ)
@klink_75 Жыл бұрын
love how they used emoticons as well lawl
@csongorzih5094 Жыл бұрын
1:45 is clearly part of an fusermount error, I have no idea how that fits in with the rest of the video. Probably the editor just doesn't understand these comments.
@Черныйрусский-ь7б Жыл бұрын
That's not just Yandex. It's international 😂
@ihateidiots948410 ай бұрын
No, it's Yandex
@m1xovАй бұрын
@@ihateidiots9484It's international. You've watched too much FBK.
@atalhlla Жыл бұрын
My workplace doesn’t permit us to have such colorful comments.
@D-0-G-3910 ай бұрын
Так вот почему яндекс браузер ест так много оперативки...
@thorlight6978 ай бұрын
лично у меня почему-то хром поджирает больше, фиг знает как это работает
@mikhailtfk277313 күн бұрын
у меня храм больше яндексовского браузера жрал.
@madkir820610 ай бұрын
I'm a junior ML hunting for a job here in Moscow. Good to know that working as a programmer isn't that much different from studying programming when it comes to writing code and comments...
@МихаилРозов-ю9п9 ай бұрын
1:50 Я, конечно, заржавел со времён универа, и учился на экономиста-математика, но если те три языка программирования, которые я худо-бедно помню, меня чему-то научили, то это будет: 1) не лезьте, блин, в код Skynet, кривыми лапами, пока он работает! Теминаторов нам тут только не хватало.
@jeka_stolenko Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the original name of the video cause it's fucking genius to refer to valve. Both companies create the best they can deliver, both companies share clear working conditions reputation and still both share spaghetti code and insane coders
@claxvii177th6 Жыл бұрын
Man, pausing this video makes it sooo much more hilarious, cuz most of the time, like the coders, i have absolutely no idea what's happening
@monkeQxx Жыл бұрын
bro, u have to chill while watching this. It is not necessary to understand the code, to smile while watching this video)
@verified_tinker1818 Жыл бұрын
And this is Python, too. At least the TF2 code had the excuse of being written in C++.
@rubidium194810 ай бұрын
I feel better going into software engineering that best practices means absolutely nothing when literally every successful piece of software that leaks has a giant team of programmers that collectively lament over doing it whichever way they know how that just barely works.
@geniusgabe8254 Жыл бұрын
The best part of a weekend
@AahhBurnedToast Жыл бұрын
Good thing you only shows their comments and not their loop variable names.
@c4llv07e Жыл бұрын
But what about adventures of the great Igogor and his functional python?
@ahitchhikersstudyguide3800 Жыл бұрын
Yandex is my primary search engine now
@NonName425 Жыл бұрын
Not a good idea, I have known this browser for many years and in Russia you can often hear any scandals + now they are given into the hands of the Russian authorities.
@brandonnesfan Жыл бұрын
So? >implying google doesn't do the same.@@NonName425
@one_step_sideways10 ай бұрын
@@NonName425 scandals? just Google bots trying to gaslight Yandex users. We know how it goes. Short the stocks and cause a panic. Old j ew ish tactics dating back to the Napoleon era.
@admiralagk92210 ай бұрын
@@NonName425OH YEAH! Because google is totally free from the hands of the great american authorities, and is not involved in any scandals whatsoever, right???
@Uivy1710 ай бұрын
still don’t see any problems in the fact that the data will go somewhere over 5000 km instead of Washington.
@АлёфкаАлёфкавиф Жыл бұрын
Вот что делают с людьми моление на алгоритмы.
@manender1020 Жыл бұрын
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...
@rwepnca7424 Жыл бұрын
@@manender1020 mehanicus moment
@bum8244 Жыл бұрын
Я работал в компании, где не молятся на алгоритмы, так там не то что нормального кода - так даже нормальной документации нет, и всё держится на честном слове и воспоминаниях опытных сотрудников. Так что моление на алгоритмы дает свои плоды, а эти комментарии - это просто шутки.
@mistdoyhta69610 ай бұрын
@@bum8244 нет, ты просто дoл6ae6 и попал в плохую компанию, умение решать литкод и настоящая разработка имеет мало общего на самом деле
@Kamilla-o5k8 күн бұрын
Well. As a fellow Russian big tech data analyst, I must say it's not that bad. My ancestor on this job position simply gave me a bunch of code that DIDN'T HAVE ANY COMMENTS. AT ALL. It took me solid 2 months to completely decompose his code. P. s. I'm doing the same rn
@mgcmsn13 күн бұрын
I've heard they do about ten rounds of interview to make a decisions about hiring a new developer. The outcome is impressive!
@cvspvr4 ай бұрын
i like how polite they are compared to gta v programmers
@raffandbotnik Жыл бұрын
i think the original title was better since it resembles the shounic one better anyways awesome video lol
@pernydev6844Ай бұрын
1:20 is so real, exceptions suck (coming from a Go dev)
@grenadier4702 Жыл бұрын
Haha, this is great. Well, I guess, every big company have such issues or at least some of them
@trikholit706410 ай бұрын
Half of reason why companies are afraid of leaks
@vlafvlaf5934 Жыл бұрын
this is how Chernobyl happened
@Kokurorokuko Жыл бұрын
// not great, not terrible
@JD-hb2wf Жыл бұрын
@@Kokurorokuko Nice one
@kimtyatya Жыл бұрын
@@Kokurorokuko very great nick name
@netyimeni169 Жыл бұрын
But now Rosatom is world's most reliable atomic energy company though
@user-ruraruparu18 күн бұрын
At least we have stalker now
@multim6571 Жыл бұрын
And they say python is such safe language and easy to master...
@Temulgeh Жыл бұрын
i don't think anyone has ever called python "safe" lol
@deudz Жыл бұрын
thats js
@sas408 Жыл бұрын
@@deudz mostly python/django, js appeared here ~2 times
@sas408 Жыл бұрын
Any language can be considered safe. The thing that makes it unsafe is sitting behind the screen
@ceu160193 Жыл бұрын
@@deudz I will kill you, if you call Java or JavaScript "safe and easy to master". It's easy to write, but understanding it is like trying to decipher ancient Egyptian writings, that in fact were written in Japanease, without knowing either of those languages.
@wellingtonbruh37569 ай бұрын
BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING BIG WARNING ⚠️
@Isaax Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have seen all day
@abrick.93110 ай бұрын
ахахах оказывается программисты Яндекса не так уж и далеки от меня))
@CouncilO514 күн бұрын
У них больше опыта, а значит они более многогранны в программировании
@abrick.93113 күн бұрын
@CouncilO5 эфэрин, молодец
@AllExistence Жыл бұрын
Now wait a fucking minute. I've seen this before. This has nothing to do with Yandex. This has been already published by a dozen titles.
@LuchokPlay Жыл бұрын
it's probably just an international problem this video is definately about yandex because i saw some russian text there
@user-ruraruparu18 күн бұрын
@@LuchokPlayя предпологаю что это яндекс, но это может быть любая другая корпорация программисты которой использую русский язык (то есть беларусь, украина некоторое время назад или казахстан)
@martiananomaly10 ай бұрын
0:17 i will never in my life name any variable or method "set_set_...."
@rakeshchowdhury202 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the favorite porn queries in Image search unit tests
@NonName425 Жыл бұрын
Из-за этого было целые 7 судов в РФ, которые они все пережили, скорее всего они пережили, так как сотрудничали с правительством РФ.
@df1ned Жыл бұрын
Now is a good time to mention that the comments here are fake, even though the code isn't. Also, tbf, yndx codebase is actually pretty good compared to similar companies. In big tech this sort of sht is basically normal, unfortunately
@SL4RK Жыл бұрын
you must be trolling I did a little code review and found yandex alice user addresses (if you don't know, this is a smart speaker with a voice assistant, something close to amazon alexa) it's just trash that it lies in the open, it was not difficult for me using this database to find these people and provide a piece of code with their address, say that they were surprised to say nothing, some of the people who used this column were literally a couple of houses away from me...
@SL4RK Жыл бұрын
I have always treated these assistants with skepticism, especially Russian ones, given that Yandex has repeatedly leaked all the data of politically objectionable people to the FSB, but after the leak, i finally said no, no smart speaker garbage! I've already talked some of my friends out of wasting their money on this garbage ...
@nixles2577 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure the guy on top is a liberal
@АртурКолянский-о7н Жыл бұрын
@@SL4RK Absolultly no one in this world cares about ur personal data, if u so scared better isolate urself in deep forest without electricity
@manender1020 Жыл бұрын
@@SL4RKyou sound like Facebook doesn't collaborate with CIA
@LARADEKA9 ай бұрын
Ah yes... Every programmer's nightmare unless you're over the edge... Spaghetti code, strings of contradiction, too many lines hard to remember by each individual function. Sometimes the C series, Lua/Luau (Potentially), Java, Python look more simplified than complex due to knowing the boolean, the call functions... until you realize that you have more dirty work to do with it.
@Hannah_montannah10 ай бұрын
I feel like my shitty automation scripts are ready for a production environment now that i've seen this.
@hardline_fc Жыл бұрын
0:52 please don't say this one is the updater.
@rortan Жыл бұрын
this is video incredible lol, you need to make the title shorter more clickbaity
@leetcoderyt Жыл бұрын
Thank you! And done. Hopefully that's better!
@comeforaride Жыл бұрын
@@leetcoderyt "Yandex programmers: are they losing their ...?" (Sh*t!) On the video.
@comeforaride Жыл бұрын
@@leetcoderyt technically, this code is pretty tame to what most code looks like. Very little cursing outside "fuck" and no sexual references as code from US tends to have. There were some opportunities even in the video and no one cought them.
@bang52849 ай бұрын
*in Nico Bellic's voice* Yandex' source code... Worst place in the world...
@sergeychistov8162 Жыл бұрын
As a Django dev. Sure, screw this login!
@babaramdass462 Жыл бұрын
Wtf I’m reconsidering the idea of using catboost in production
@amatoyoichi8468 Жыл бұрын
Me who is not a programmer : yes indeed it is bad beyond saving
@Lurk-s13 күн бұрын
Если честно, то у меня ощущение, что сами программисты не понимают что они делают, но каким-то чудом это работает 💀
@gmikay Жыл бұрын
Больно смотреть на нетипизированный код
@NickFlames Жыл бұрын
Js, что поделать.
@Splish_Splash Жыл бұрын
Это питон, забавно что в Яндексе до тайп хинтов не дошли, либо код архаичный
@dgstellario4433 Жыл бұрын
@@Splish_Splashслитый код как раз неактуальный (не помню точно насколько), но в Яндексе публика такая, что не факт, что они вообще типизацией будут пользоваться
@ИбрагимДринкерманн Жыл бұрын
Питухон ибо.
@dikuchan1 Жыл бұрын
@@dgstellario4433 и что это за публика?
@PhilippBlum Жыл бұрын
Best comments ever. Love how they got this upstream and no one gives a damn :D
@623-x7b Жыл бұрын
Russia is pretty high in competitive programming, explains the poor variable names.
@NonName425 Жыл бұрын
Believe me, if we wrote normal variables, then we would hate this world and press the key combination "alt+shift".
@ceu160193 Жыл бұрын
@@NonName425 And all those variables would have various swearing words in names.
@aleksey-grib10 ай бұрын
why did you hide all "yandex team" in links xD
@yuhugug12 күн бұрын
Источник: поверь мне брат
@bigblackbadger1 Жыл бұрын
How did you find this code? I thought the IDE removed comments from code before it gets compiled?
@sazanlip Жыл бұрын
Original sources were leaked some time ago.
@Wa515 Жыл бұрын
these are fake comments
@bigblackbadger1 Жыл бұрын
@@Wa515 oh ok
@Wa515 Жыл бұрын
@@bigblackbadger1 And python is interpreted, not compiled.
@bigblackbadger1 Жыл бұрын
@@Wa515 so the IDE just leaves the comments there in the final file? I thought it removes them to save space.
@95Molot Жыл бұрын
Когда нибудь я дойду жо того, чтобы понимать эти шутки
@acherstream2795 Жыл бұрын
Плюсую
@kattermaw2693 Жыл бұрын
Тут нету шуток, только боль.
@woofkaf7724 Жыл бұрын
(не)Обычные комментарии к коду. К говнокоду или к коду который непонятно как, но работает. Когда писал в универе у меня было что один и тот же метод не срабатывал на одно и тоже действие. Приходилось уже в готовую часть что-то добавить. Или Паскаль при создании "простейшего" кода для решения квадратного уравнения вместо ответа выводил адрес памяти.
@ИбрагимДринкерманн Жыл бұрын
Я у себя в команде, где бы не работал, ввожу технический термин: «ебаная неведомая хуйня». Это такая срань, которая непонятно как работает и что именно делает. Когда рефакторю или провожу ревью отмечаю все ЕНХ моменты. В английской раскладке. Так что если тебе встретится //EHX(//ehx) где-нибудь, знай, это опасность, а не странная иностранная аббревиатура. В нынешней команде одна из метрик, кроме статического анализа чистого еще и отсутствие ehx.
@Timsturbs Жыл бұрын
@@ИбрагимДринкерманн так то по канону НЁХ, исправьте пожалусто до понедельника
@mx33810 ай бұрын
This why when I did code quality consulting we scanned for comments including words like lol and wtf.
@luigistyle_ Жыл бұрын
What TTS website did you use for the voice?
@921Ether Жыл бұрын
and this is why we need ai to refactor shit
@RedDredDragon Жыл бұрын
fake ai 😂
@handleneeds3charactersormore Жыл бұрын
Back in 2013 to 2015 I started using Yandex browser because their PIP was just mind-blowing (even today I still would call it the best PIP mode I've ever seen on a browser), but now ive confined it to a VM for media playback in the living room and I switched to Firefox
@medisop1003 Жыл бұрын
what is "VM"? virtual machine?
@handleneeds3charactersormore Жыл бұрын
@@medisop1003 yes, a virtual machine. I use it as KZbin player only, plugged to my living room speakers
@tomtv-show3973 Жыл бұрын
what is a PIP? sry im new and learning
@medved0987 Жыл бұрын
@@tomtv-show3973 seems like he meant picture in picture mode for players
@fensizor Жыл бұрын
Yandex browser now has an amazing feature of translating videos in real time. From English to Russian and from Chinese to Russian.
@qwoolrat Жыл бұрын
it's funny because when i make code for russian people to read in russian language i leave the same comments
@estebanod26 күн бұрын
"code=code" yk, I’m somewhat of a programmer myself
@qaz1617 Жыл бұрын
Pure gold!! Loved it 🤣🤣
@jayshartzer844 Жыл бұрын
10/10: Would blyat again
@rinaku2868 Жыл бұрын
Ай эм нот соу щур, бат вей арх со мэни пипл ин ве комментс, ху ноу Рашшан компанис вери велл, бекоуз виз компаниз бекам популяр эброуд зе Рашн ор вей а олл фром Рашша?🤔
@Amber_Valentine Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I misread the title and thought it was Yandev
@bigsmoke641410 ай бұрын
1:21 noone can tell me, that this nested try except is not bad on purpose.... 💀
@hankhill-2 ай бұрын
1:10 my everyday coding experience
@Tabisch10 ай бұрын
I lost it after shit has happened again
@barashinnettle7222 Жыл бұрын
Best code from our russian devs
@howardlam61813 ай бұрын
python for backend and javascript for frontend @@ Absolutely no typing for anything
@IamPyu-v10 ай бұрын
Even my unsafe C code in production is better than this 💀