Yep, He's Dead

[@Lichcrafter]

The F-22 might be able to dodge an R-77M air-to-air missile, but can it dodge a spinning roundhouse kick from a mecha?

[@KoishiVibin]

yes hidden within every F-22 is the power to engage in hand to hand combat the RAM coat molecularly aligns to cut your foe in half using your wings.

[@Elgabo_Productions_]

Yes

[@StudleyDuderight]

The F-22 can stall and turn around within the length of itself. It is the roundhouse kick.

[@jarretthuffin]

Question is can that mecha dodge the USS Enterprise throwing 50 LITERAL stars at it?

[@MS06R-2]

​@@KoishiVibin now i imagine starscream fighting a eva

[@altalt1250]

“Oh fuck me he’s speaking Japanese” Famous last words before ultimate disaster and/or department debt

[@captainalex0018]

F-2 proceeds to do anime BS

[@TopGunFan47]

@@captainalex0018 i like anime and the f22, so yeah.

[@alert2]

Time to drop a 3rd sun

[@thecursed01]

@@alert2 "just in case they thought we're sorry"

[@marsfreelander5969]

Hay Appleton! Get the next two nukes loaded up they are at it again!

[@tsunami729]

F-22: Why do I hear boss music? F-2A:

[@Cipher_Demon]

[@LoshadTheBughorse]

[@MatiasTorres.Alicorn]

[@aidenchilders8632]

@@MatiasTorres.Alicorn trigger is gonna send you to the shadow realm, torres, don't do it

[@a-a2262]

Nice AC lines

[@abrahamalviarez5870]

if he speaks japanese, u better pop those flares like crazy

[@-Lazy]

A human can't be fooled by flares

[@AnimeSunglasses]

Omae wa, mou shindeiru....

[@user83nf3]

​@@AnimeSunglasses NANI?

[@joaoribeiro1693]

no flares will stop a kamikaze attack

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@joaoribeiro1693 unless one of them goes straight into his engine.

[@deruta37]

"DAD PREPARE THE FUCKING NUKE" *P-51 sighing*

[@jarretthuffin]

F-22: Hey PawPaw watch me do a thing!!!!!

[@jestermugendi]

P-51:NO SON NO!! F-2: *crashes into F-22*

[@Gabrielpehpeiyao5411]

Me262: you got to be kidding me

[@shn8850]

the nfs carbon canyon dual music fading in fucking killed me

[@KLUCZESIA]

Gosh darn it, I thought it was Ace Combat music again lol, glad to be wrong this time.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Yeah it is from nfs carbon! Hahaha 😂

[@boris001000]

NFS Carbon gaming

[@blackfangex6813]

I knew that sounds familiar but my mind refused the idea of being from Ace combat

[@overcast7068]

Knew it from somewhere. Had it on the tip of my tongue

[@maximilianolavenacollaud8342]

*Our military is perfectly capable of dealing with the United States. We sunk three of their boats, they dropped the sun on us twice*

[@CaliPepper]

Can't argue with that. Three is greater than two after all.

[@yasaipicles6295]

[@BaseReality]

@@yasaipicles6295 How do you pronounce that please?

[@bore3918]

im pretty sure there's supposed to be quotation marks in "Our military is pefectly capable of dealing with the United States."

[@target4all766]

Russian bager qoute 😂

[@Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo]

"Oh fuck me he's speaking Japanese" got me way too hard

[@PaulA-hv4cd]

Wdym by that 🤨

[@prestonhelwig1128]

@@PaulA-hv4cd Kamikazee

[@UnNuclear]

That F-2 needs healing

[@Azuraerae]

Okay so it IS his voice!

[@wesleyhassmer1753]

Which character again?

[@UnNuclear]

@@wesleyhassmer1753 Genji from Overwatch

[@Magnus_Caramelo_55]

OH DAMN, I wasn't expecting this but I guess you did save the best F-16 for last. The Japanese F-2A.

[@totalnerd5674]

The F-2 was also the first combat jet to mount an AESA radar. The Japanese know what's good.

[@runaway8456]

Well there is a problem because wikipedia says it was 4 times the price of the F-16C Blcok 50/52

[@viperzerofsx]

Wiki is citing common figures which include R&D costs. Actual cost between an F-2 and block 50 isn’t very great and most of the money doesn’t leave Japan.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

best F-16 besides the F-16V version, yes

[@totalnerd5674]

@@Yuki_Ika7 Or F-16E/F

[@PhantomRaptor1]

"I sure hope it's not a squadron of F-16s - oh, it's just a single F-2? Really?! Are you sure you want me to fight that knockoff F-16?" Famous last words in Ace Combat games

[@sooryan_1018]

"Ok you know what, maybe time to teach them a lesson for the third time" *arms nuclear cruise missile from the F-22's weapons bay instead*

[@KLUCZESIA]

"Too bad, Japan. This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from Zero with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation."

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

I totally forgot the F-22 is nuke-capable. Damn bumblebee is an absolute terror.

[@notsopog4889]

​@@KLUCZESIASpanish flamenco intensifies

[@TheEsdaniel]

​@@KLUCZESIA

[@Shinobubu]

If you need a nuke to win the game...

[@elitely6748]

It's all fun and games until your opponent starts screaming war cries with music.

[@a_bruh]

"Yo, Minuteman, can you teach these Japanese main characters that they should have learned their lesson after August 9, 1945?"

[@TiernanWilkinson]

Yeah, call a missile that truly knows where it won't be. Because that entire place will simply no longer exist.

[@johnnybakescakes]

​@@TiernanWilkinson there won't be any place to subtract where it is from where it isn't after the first one

[@terminal8]

Japan is just trying to bait us into nuking them so many times that the world ends

[@TaFusaro]

As a Japanese, I can assure that the F-2 is a beauty, put it against an J-20 (the Chinese biological weapon)

[@mdenizcoban]

J-20 is most likely going to melt those low quality plastic wings off before even getting a lock on onto the F-2

[@TaFusaro]

@@mdenizcoban Totally agree haha

[@SnowLeopardsAreCool]

@@mdenizcoban nice

[@freelandia5]

As a chinese, I actually DESPISE of the J-20 I say the F-2 looks and preforms SOO much better than our flying aluminum can with wings

[@ukeyaoitrash2618]

@@freelandia5 Isn't the j-20 actually a very good fighter craft? From what I heard it should absolutely destroy both the F-16, and the f-2. Or am I confused with another newer model?

[@dominiccason6199]

Has the missile found its match??

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

This implies the F-2 would be aware that the F-22 was there. Which I find hilarious.

[@luichinplaystation610]

Yes or no?

[@evo3s75]

depends how close it is. Stealth =/= invisible

[@malharborse5204]

I mean it ideally would know something is in the area, given how good the F2 radar is, and also the fact that the stealth in today’s battlefield will prevent ARHMs/Radars from locking at a certain range, rather than be completely invisible to radar

[@AlphaWolfShade]

@@evo3s75 Stealth doesn't mean it's visible but it certainly means the F22 would know and be watching them long before they were discovered.

[@logangrimnar3800]

Well, it's a match, so the point is to engage each other. Ehich is why he said, "Who are you matching with me today?". The joke is that the other player was speaking Japanese, notorious legendary gamers. It's not about the planes.

[@captainduct5082]

He's probably gonna use his ancestors aerial technique to take down their enemies. Hint: It starts with K.

[@s0nnyburnett]

knives? Like an aerial bayonet charge?

[@shrimpytheshrimpster]

It starts with k and ends with e… The translation for Devine wind

[@dalelumina3]

​@@s0nnyburnett this sounds like something that would be in ace combat -1 set during the 2nd world war

[@markgallagher1790]

Imma spoil it. Kamikaze attack Plane becomes the ammo

[@TheDisgruntledImperial]

Kawaii?

[@ClassicalNumismatics]

Its all fun and games until the enemy starts speaking angry japanese and the soundtrack in latin comes up.

[@ADEPHN]

Im prety sure the F2 is the protagonist righ now

[@user-Xx0xxxxx]

Fun Fact: The F-2 actually has dedicated anti-stealth functionality, allowing it to radar lock stealth aircraft in look down, or is capable of paring with multiple allied aircraft to detect stealth aircraft above the horizon. So it would actually be one of the aircraft that poses the largest threat to an F-22.

[@rehanrheinendra1197]

Everybody gangsta until the NFS Carbon Canyon music starts playing

[@dalelumina3]

no way the long awaited sequel to ace combat: most wanted, ace combat: carbon???

[@threadfall100]

If the sequel has the Japanese missile guidance system start the Fist of the North Star "you are already dead" bit it'll be absolute perfection

[@5p33dy305]

And The Missile Lore deepens.

[@YapYapCrackShack]

Fwi, the background music is Canyon Race 1 from NFS Carbon

[@KLUCZESIA]

Yep, this is definitely a "top 10 anime battles" moment lol

[@RushZ3r]

I didn't expect the NFS: Carbon Canyon music to fit so well lmao

[@itmethang]

His next move is Banzai

[@about30llamas]

F2A pilot went from peace force to imperial Japan real quick 😂

[@Roddy_Zeh]

Being the F-2 my favorite F-16 variant... "KONOYAROOOOOOOOO!" ...actually I am pleased. Very much so. 🍷🗿 Thank you.

[@Kalak-n7j]

You know your dead when your opponent speaks japanese.

[@Tapochek6996]

why am i hearing Carbon music...

[@Tym3Glitch]

That’s because you are

[@Brian_on_a_cross]

It's a wonder he could even detect the 22 unlees he went looking for every little bird on the radar

[@maximilianolavenacollaud8342]

Raptors are just electronically stealthier birds

[@Shiftinggers]

@@maximilianolavenacollaud8342 *bumblebees. F-35s are electronically stealthier birds.

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@maximilianolavenacollaud8342 F-35s are just hummingbirds with missiles

[@user-Xx0xxxxx]

so fun fact, the F-2 has dedicated anti-stealth functionality

[@Racemaster-dt5cs]

Nfs carbon canyon music? The missile is a man of culture

[@lemuelmadz6427]

The music sounds familiar. I think it's from Need for speed carbon.

[@itsumayo]

The F-2 pilot probably doesn’t even use missiles and instead just has a katana in the cockpit and magically slices planes in half

[@pinkkorone6614]

This is truly a missile guidance system moment

[@さらだ-s5d]

Better video than any JASDF ads I have seen as Japanese :

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

What are they like? Please don't say it's just anime and if it is, say SIKE at the end of your sentence. Here where I'm from (Finland) our military tries to achieve a realistic picture of war with their ads. Hell, they even made a short realistic movie of how our nation will react in case of war. Edit: I just checked some. Thank god most if it wasn't what I feared. I've seen worse and far more bizarre ones.

[@Camilo_Z]

​@@AlreadyTakenTag Here in my country there are NO military ads, the closest thing to an ad is some youtube channels representing the army, navy and air force, and there are virtually no tv ads

[@fernandomarques5166]

F-22: Only a F-2? Pffffft... F-2: *starts playing Ace Combat music* F-22: "chaff, flares! I'M DEFENDING."

[@sohansaha4693]

"oh fuck me he's speaking japanese" *proceeds to get crashed on the fucking F-2A after he yells BANZAI*

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Using ultimate force him to fight with melee weapon

[@Cloaker86]

the F-2A and F16C are my favorite F-16 variants so the fact both of them already took down my fav plane twice (F-22 Raptor) in the Tym3 cinematic universe is interesting

[@totalnerd5674]

The Japanese plane speaking Japanese, who knew...

[@THEGRAYFOXX00]

F22: how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man? drops nuclear payload*

[@DominikMaslyk]

Everybody gangsta until the NFS Carbon canyon music kicks in

[@evenindeathiservetheomniss2822]

this man has not seen the light of day for too long

[@ilovetrainscaiden7259]

“Oh fuck me he’s speaking Japanese” 😂😂😂😂 Got me dying laughing😊

[@FOX0NE]

Oh, pretty please, do one with the Romanian MiG-21 LanceR. They've been recently taken out of service and a good roast (or even a good chuckle how it kept up with the modern jets), would do it great honor! Love your content as always!

[@Randomdude_MPG2]

F-2 once said "私は男性と女性が好きです"

[@rafifthesecond9023]

*Dogfighter plays intensely in the background*

[@pinkafboi2525]

F-22: This will be your end! F-2A: Kore ga, requiem... da. F-22: Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-

[@lt_kf51]

They all gangsta till they hear 'here comes the sun' for the third time

[@nemanjamudric2833]

I love the Carbon Canyon music in the background

[@dirkbastiaandejong997]

"Oh, we are doing anime shit? Alright then." * drops fuel tanks, disappears off radar *

[@ShoreyardAri]

If I didn't know any better that F-2 is about to attempt a Fox 4 melee kill

[@the_Predator95]

Everyone gangster till the Japanese fighters start talking from English to Japanese 😂

[@Minsk-onions]

Pro tip: if your fighting someone and they start speaking japanese, tread lightly as you are about to get snapped into the 4th dimension then back

[@m_42emir]

F22 VS F2 Canyon Battle

[@WonkOfWonkyness]

We call this maneuver: "Direct vehicle to vehicle impact"

[@sorrymabbad]

I just got an idea. How about an F-22 vs VF-1 Valkyrie from Macross? Should be fun.

[@4sight858]

Fun fact: 1 f-2 cost around 4 f-16s, now do the math

[@fadillah6014]

Interesting

[@iLikeButter35]

Why so much?

[@averytiredman4857]

lots of re-engineeeing and advanced tech

[@shred1894]

@@averytiredman4857 Also the Yen is a weaker currency than the Dollar, which is surprising considering the rampant inflation we've had ever since potato joe got in office.

[@ruins161]

@@iLikeButter35 Economy of scale, US produced shit tons of F16 for it's own use and for exports. Japan can't export any weapon and the JASDF is not that big so they only made a small number. This make the price-per-unit much more expensive than the F16

[@AlreadyTakenTag]

Here's a tip. When playing a video game write your in-game name with random japanese alphabets (hiragana, katakana... you know the deal) and 95% of the enemy team will leave because they are afraid of you (thinking you are some bigshot or something). The 5% that stay are people who know Japanese and are confused why your name says you like eating chicken sh*t.

[@NuclearFalcon146]

So you are suggesting "私は鳥のくそを食べのが大好き" as a username?

[@Cyanfox3006]

​@@NuclearFalcon146 Yes, it can be scary *especially* if you know the language

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Kanji nicknames have that pressure. Katakana and hiragana are just for weebs.

[@StudleyDuderight]

I figured it was people who don't know differences between Japanese and Chinese characters that leave the server. They think the hackers have come to ruin the fun, so they leave. I see it as easy kills because weebs can't play shooters for shit.

[@Cyanfox3006]

The real scary thing is when the nick is simple and "boring". These guys usually are most skilled and experienced + they often not toxic under normal circumstances

[@CaptainBankerCrew]

“uh he is getting closer. WHY ISNT HE PULLING UP”

[@ExtrovertedIntrovert123]

Fight theme music with theme music **starts playing freebird**

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

Everybody thinks they are a god when they are flying, but there is only one divine wind.

[@2goober4u]

i hope you fall into debt

[@Jayjet777]

This made my day, thank you

[@skye3991]

that is hilarious, Genji voice for the F-2 is perfect

[@heakhaek]

The moment when the bullied kid starts speaking Japanese

[@SnappBacc]

*Battotai Intensifies*

[@s0nnyburnett]

F-22 uses comically large and slow rocket "THEY HAVE NO HONOR!"

[@ultradriplorddk7800]

*an enemy fighter jet appears* *kalm* *he's speaking japanese* *panik*

[@nitincharles6773]

I like how the F16s sent this F2 to go take him down for what he said about them lmao

[@Meetsu]

Nah he's gonna win using the power of friendship

[@domestosteron]

When you're out of missles, you become the missle.

[@mememan3026]

F-22: its just a single f-2 F-2: Drops rasengaan

[@SPARTEN007]

Whats the worst that can happen: Sees Naboo N-1 Starfighter approaching

[@Ryan-dz4si]

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." -F22

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

F-2: Omae wa mou shindeiru !!! F-22: Huh ?

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

When you are flying a fighter mocking an Audi that can't make a roundabout turn but NFSC Canyon music starts to play:

[@thibaultd7979]

gotta love that NFS carbon ost

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

He's channeling the spirit of his ancestors!

[@shinobu7865]

*proceeds to kamakazi the nearby fishing boat instead*

[@owenbrost4980]

Could be worse! Imagine if the Latin music started playing instead out of nowhere

[@ElmersHotWheelsCar]

the mgs learned his lesson from the f16's. hes about to learn another one

[@Tehleetazn]

I kinda deadass was thinking it was an Ace Combat type of meme. Boy howdy I was wrong but quite delighted.

[@gibsonandgg3390]

"AFTER 80 YEARS THE DRUMS OF KAMIKAZE" -Japanese Goverment

[@早川_frwdt-24]

For those who wondering what Background music was on the video, it's from NFS Carbon soundtrack - Canyon 1

[@simulacra7885]

The F2 ain’t ready for the F22s signature move, AIM120D spam

[@user-Xx0xxxxx]

More like the F-22 isn't ready for the F-2's signature move, ARHs which can target stealth aircraft

[@simulacra7885]

@@user-Xx0xxxxx All missiles used by modern aircraft are active radar homing, including the AIM120D. And the fact is, all modern missiles are active radar homing, which does not mean that all missiles can just see through stealth. That’s simply not how radar nor missiles work. Not to mention that the F22 can track and designate targets farther than the F2 as well as not have its emissions detected. ALSO the AIM120D and the in development AIM260 both way outrange the F2s possible maximum range with currently outfitted missiles.

[@user-Xx0xxxxx]

@@simulacra7885 So fun fact, the AAM-4B, which the F-2 uses, actually has an AESA seeker Edit: also cause i suppose you don't know, the F-2 actually has dedicated anti-stealth capabilities in which it uses it's datalink to overlap radar returns from multiple sources to detect stealth objects, also, in situations like look down, it can use the occlusion a stealth target causes along with synthetic aperture imaging to detect targets no matter how stealth they are, like, an object can literally produce 0 radar returns and it can still be locked on, as the radar will simply calculate where it is from the "shadows" it casts

[@xnomdfrost1938]

“Oh fuck me he’s speaking Japanese” F-2: Starts missile spam like in Macross series*

[@Cowboycomando54]

Then the F4-EJ comes in, " I will handle this insolent dog my pupil."

[@rayotoxi1509]

japanese op till 3rd sun has droped

[@-Lazy]

It cant win against plot armour

[@stinkyracoon2719]

F-Me

[@stephenbachman132]

With the power of friendship and being born of half demon half human he is now got.....PLOT ARMOUR. Dun dun dunnnnn!

[@Artem4egg_]

F22's about to fight Trigger, Monarch, or Blaze 💀

[@distanthelicopter32]

Canyon duel with f2 raptor might have try really hard to get out alive

[@Icantstop850]

*When the man starts speaking Japanese you know it was over.*

[@Vol_ante]

The Spiderpeople when they see Japanese Spider-Man

[@Ohbe.i]

genji turned into a pilot

[@GooseTheMissourian]

F-2 said: hold my Anime