"Yes, I'll go out with you"

[@CS11]

Steven is the only guy to give a snowball as a gift and still get someone’s number

[@looksmatteronly]

He's like 6'4, has green eyes good face overall and a good style. I don't think giving a snowball as a gift would be a deal breaker

[@fortnitefunmoments5866]

@@looksmatteronly you could be 6'4 and wear rags and females will still want you

[@ceaser8999]

Koochie yeah people don’t understand this is pretty standard stuff as long as you’re at least average looking.Must be ugly guys confused as hell lol.

[@captainamerica6545]

I’m not gay but offering a snowball to me randomly would make me drop down to my knees.

[@uglygang9118]

Koochie no way he’s 6,4 is that true

[@georgetannous5162]

One day Steven will finally make his way to the engineering building 😃

[@saradeen3984]

I hope so too😂😂

[@roadhouse6999]

And on that day, "Engineering building" became slang for vagina.

[@SuperAbeTV]

😂😂😂

[@topbestsongscollections7106]

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[@Ben-jq3ov]

Landscape engineering

[@aup4678]

Steven: I'll go out with you Girl: No, I'll go out with you.

[@hayashocking3936]

Sure

[@davidbolha]

Then Steven wakes up in county jail the next day hugging some mexican guy called Ramon on the bunk bed because his date #MeToo -ed him last night. 😂

[@islcetinkaya874]

Steven confidence babyyy

[@topbestsongscollections7106]

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[@grimyboyp3549]

😂

[@worldaviation4k]

Sometimes I get rejection from even asking for directions LMAO

[@davidbolha]

Just another proof this video is scripted & paid actors are used. 😌 But people prefer the comfortable lie any day.

[@kimchi98541]

David Bolha nah. Girls will be friendly to attractive guys any day.

[@davidbolha]

@@kimchi98541 If you're Jeremy Meeks...

[@babydontthurtme]

@@davidbolha ofc his not showing the rejection clips

[@theobvu]

@@davidbolha idiot lol

[@keshav2706]

5:40 I loved how Steven made her a screen cleaner on rejection😂

[@roystonfernandes9445]

🤣🤣 hilarious

[@j10ul27]

that's the most absurd and random thing from Steven 🤣🤣🤣

[@yusrakhan6807]

Keshav Tv i knw i died when he said that😂😂😂😂

[@Livefree432Livewhole]

I have a wife 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nfwchopped42]

LMAO

[@khayelihlemseleku7008]

2:32 what a flattering way to politely reject someone

[@claude878878]

if i was rejected that exact way each time, i'd go up to 1000 girls a day. instead of my usual 0 girls a day.

[@FaizanAnwerAli]

Seriously that's the most sincere rejection I've ever watched.

[@hanial-hayyawi4578]

claude878878 Agreed %109

[@mr.b3168]

Finally a rejection that us guys won't whine about.

[@claude878878]

@@FaizanAnwerAli it's not only the most sincere, but it's actually complimentary. She complimented his looks and told him how flattered she was. it almost makes u want to get rejected this way each time rather than get the #.

[@xrhstoskyriazidis3927]

3:48 who the hell names their kid Carrot?

[@ChaoZxTigeR]

I think its Karrel...

[@zaynlouis6183]

😂

[@ruan2587]

This cracked me up 😂😂

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

Shes goku's daughter

[@JulioGarcia-xz5nq]

I heard "Kara" hahah the editors suck with names haha

[@rafikooo1]

Steven: "are you the one doing the screen cleanings?" 5:48 her reaction killed me HAHAHAHA

[@rafikooo1]

Lyna Nyan how the hell did he come up with that? and why would someone clean phone screens in a college? 😂😂😂😂

[@jastingill677]

That's a genius cover up😂

[@mdasfani9743]

Dude that's really good escape 🤣🤣

[@TheDamnation82]

😂🤣

[@gregoi5249]

🤣🤣🤣

[@plesno6165]

No one: Steven: *gives girl a snowball as a gift*

[@AxxLAfriku]

Nobody wants to give me a gift except for a fist in the face people hate me because I'm successful.

[@evangriffin7749]

Bigdaws did it first

[@jordanwya]

AxxL or maybe because you’re arrogant? Yeah let’s go with that

[@kotoamatsukami2582]

jordanwya u had to do him bad

[@jesuschrist7816]

jordanwya bro look at his channel 🤨😂

[@seyalcops]

Steven: “you have really pretty eyes!” Girl: “thank y-“ Steven: “thank you!”

[@meghavshukla641]

She said " you too"

[@seyalcops]

Meghav Shukla oh I’m dumb lol

[@s.cheddadi2283]

@@meghavshukla641 she actually didn't 😹 4:55

[@meghavshukla641]

@@s.cheddadi2283 I thought we were talking about 0:37. My bad.

[@meghavshukla641]

@@seyalcops turns out I'm the dumb one

[@gebreamlakwoldegiorgis4795]

Meanwhile me (shaking voice) : "wItH yOu YeS OuT gO I wILl"

[@iamaesthetehere]

🤣🤣

[@mahshshsrklingfa7031]

Go out you will..

[@Livefree432Livewhole]

SHIWAM RAJ he’s doing yoda. Chill dude 🤷‍♂️

[@shoobadoo123]

SHIWAM RAJ I have to to know what you thought Mark meant by that lmao, that wasn’t even @you

[@NiteDriv3r]

U go out Me?

[@konraddzelzgalvis6773]

3:50 “Carrot.” There have been many girls picked up by Steven but this is definitely the first Carrot we have seen

[@shellbreezy4782]

When I read carrot I nearly passed out lol

[@user-rc1my2xc3s]

Could it have been Cara?

[@Tristan02539]

Editors always do that it’s fucking hilarious

[@TimeStopper20XX]

KAKAROT!!!

[@holdmyweight3597]

I heard Karen

[@lonerangerrobo]

Steven has been a sophomore for almost 9 years 😂

[@innertubez]

Samuel Boye because he’s always getting lost on the way to class

[@annalan801]

@@innertubez 🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn't agree less

[@ddl4374]

It's getting pretty Ted Bundyesque...

[@jonredd650]

Slow learner

[@adamsmith7075]

Steven: “Whats your name?” Carrot: “Um Carrot” Steven: “I’m Steven, nice to meet you” Am I the only one confused by her name being “Carrot”? And Steven absolutely ignoring the fact that her name is “Carrot”? 😂🤔 3:49

[@kristijanross977]

IKRRRRR

[@candysweet434]

she said cara, the subtitle was a joke

[@stayingshredded]

Sounded like Karen, no?

[@Ku4nc4]

Maybe karat like gold

[@adamsmith7075]

Jason Kuanca Yeah, then her parents raised her to be a gold digger

[@adamsmith7075]

Steven: “Yes, I will go on a date with you” Girl: “What?” Steven: “Sorry, I think I skipped a step there” 4:49 😂 This was awkwardly funny

[@udkmyname5251]

Wtf is he doing omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@Southforthewinter]

She was so sweet tho, with her subtle accent and all

[@adamsmith7075]

Mrinmoy Das yes, she is nice 👍

[@adamsmith7075]

I guess the most popular name for girls in Utah are “Calli”/“Kali”/“Cali”

[@mexican_wbc9946]

Adam Smith no

[@rocky8838]

Like Biggie said : "I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali"

[@a-22saurabhsingh25]

I m utah

[@RafaelMunizYT]

@@rocky8838 And like A$AP Rocky said: "I'm going back to Cali, yeah, I'm going back to Cali"

[@slimshady6023]

Its spelled kali btw

[@honesttruth817]

“I have a wife.” Me: So who cares, get her number. “And a dog.” Me: Okay that home wrecker!! Stay away, don’t ruin a perfect home!!

[@DarkNix741]

4:56 Steven: you have really pretty eyes Girl: oh, thank you Steven: thank you GHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

[@ninatsvetkova]

He did it twice, actually. Part of the joke, I guess. It indeed adds more awkwardness.

[@granDoktor]

hahaha jmb mu mtr umirem od smeha xddddd

[@gabrielvilla6274]

Niko Mitrović she said "you too" though

[@deadandgone70]

gabfrei she didn’t...

[@tommyzoom9976]

maybe he anticipated her saying it since he gets it often

[@amirhassan7887]

4:55 only steven can say "thank you" to his own compliment

[@taruntius1]

I think he's too used to people complimenting his eyes back.

[@cinefilmproductions8446]

5:35 Should've said oh great! I've always wanted to ride a Bentley

[@lifeismeaningless5512]

Noice

[@TheYavy]

😂

[@Bredemann100]

Be inside of a Bentley..even if it’s just a rental

[@ChiefEarlyBird]

2:16 the guy sense something awesome happening and turned right away

[@subscribeowikd3336]

Tf

[@SpartanMatt117]

Spidey senses

[@MegumiHayashida]

This guy might be either a bat vigilante or a mutant or the vampire in that campus

[@LubnaVlogs_]

Joe Night Owl 😂😂

[@jonathanasdell8415]

He zeroed in on the camera too

[@shoobadoo123]

5:45 when you get rejected just say “I just wanted you to clean my phone screen” 😂😂 that’s too good

[@utkarshgoyal1783]

4:40 that girl had such a sweet, innocent voice. Damn...!!

[@No1reallydies]

Squidward she could do some voice acting for some kids shows or something her voice is so soft

[@FadezFEGamingEntertainment]

sexy ass voice

[@rapho435]

@@Ammed31dqs bruh

[@rapho435]

@@khaa5zz81 same

[@elongrimes6033]

I thought the same thing. I replayed her part like ten times

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Steven’s confidence is literally higher than Elon Musk’s satellites in space.

[@carlosramirez-zz8yl]

Who’s Stephen? This guy is Steven

[@Trex505shorts]

You mean his car

[@Sovereign_King]

Go ahead and google ‘how many satellites are in space’ then after it tells you how many there are, google-image search ‘satellites in space’. You’ll see that there’s something fishy going on. Peace and love y’all.

[@davidbolha]

Helps if you use a controlled environment with scripting & paid actors. 😌

[@Trex505shorts]

@@Sovereign_King yup i seen that pic shit is crazy i want to start a space scrap metal bizzzznness get all that junk outa there

[@Shaaan]

Steven: "What's your name?" Her : "Carrot" Steven: It's chilly Me : FUCC

[@postsmoko]

Glad I found this comment 😭😂😂

[@charlesg7926]

I don’t get it

[@Starkl3t]

4:00 _literally a directory in the background_ Steven: hey do you know where the science and engineering building is

[@captainamerica3268]

I bet that was staged

[@rikasm539]

I appreciate your eyes mate

[@rikasm539]

Kepler 186-F 😇

[@mrxking1]

I go there. That map is impossible to follow lol

[@jerryg1692]

Kind of felt bad for the girl who was holding the snowball the whole time because she didn’t want Steven to see that she would throw that away lol.

[@zockerhdgarantiert]

I like how she keeps holding on to it 2:03 😂😂

[@ramykotb9883]

I never get tired of this interaction haha = I'm actually seeing someone right now - Right, my name is Steven

[@ryanmcgonigle1118]

Rami facts hahah

[@light8514]

girl: I have a boyfriend Steven: I have a wife!

[@canaldearte4050]

Underrated

[@rafas3893]

_Steven: Can I get ur number ?_ _Girl: Yeah, sure!_ _Steven: Heck ya_

[@sanket677]

I was like why are there so many white girls in this vid . Then I was like "ohhhhh Utahhhh" .

[@kingwani8248]

😂

[@AllenBaby7]

@Mint Tea Sea you saying white girls are hotter than others?😂

[@roaring20spennies]

Allen Baby someone has to like white girls xD

[@Foxsxxy]

@Mint Tea Sea no it doesn't

[@varethika]

Please everyone don't start this debate over race to determine the hottest girls etc.. it's quite subjective you know, I for example live in the Mediterranean where most girls are white, but I adore exotic tropical Latinas, and maybe someone from the Carribbean is into Scandinavian women, you can never tell, plus opposites attract!

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Steven is too smooth

[@n4mpa]

@@Ammed31dqs Smooth as in a smooth talker. Your comment doesn't make any sense.

[@n4mpa]

@@Ammed31dqs Uhh.. what?

[@n4mpa]

@@Ammed31dqs uuuh ok I guess

[@pablopanesso1057]

4:30 “oh that’s way cool” man that sounded so cut how she said it

[@papermachevolcano1480]

2:18 Dude in the back taking notes XDD.

[@mladyyoureapeasant6958]

Who ever is seeing this comment, I really hope you become rich, and have a successful life.

[@Foxsxxy]

Amen

[@smokinaces9644]

Thanks brother,greetings from Germany ✋

[@haitiancreolewithluciano]

Thanks man! Much love from Haiti 🇭🇹 🇭🇹

[@rogerramjet7246]

Who ever is seeing this comment , it means your not blind

[@BrushTE]

6:29 Is noone going to mention how this girl just kept walking with the snow Steven gave her? Thats so cute. She's for sure that type of girl that will take care of Your heart!

[@harryxoxo7878]

6:44 i swear steven is the best at doing weird stuff that makes people uncomfortable but funny 😂

[@joellemouna2073]

3:14 a little spity spit 💧 just flew out of his mouth 😂

[@electric3420]

Joelle Mouna 😅😂😂🤣

[@lifeismeaningless5512]

Jxxj Gggg you can see it in the light.

[@leaveinpiece9765]

@Jxxj Gggg nigga what

[@IS_THIS_ALL_A_DREAM_]

@Jxxj Gggg bruhh

[@leaveinpiece9765]

@Dan fr

[@thor1102]

Steven has a basic technique and he knows he relies on it: complementing the other person's eyes even if they're not that pretty. Because the cheeky bugger knows his will catch attention!

[@prescottmartin3949]

Steven is simultaneously the least and most socially awkward person of all time. It’s absolutely fascinating and hilarious!

[@kylesapphire1820]

Prescott Martin i like your observation, very accurate!

[@_QRS_]

“I have a wife” trumps “I have a boyfriend” every time😤

[@zimTOAA]

*Trumps*

[@TurtleScopes]

Girl:yeah im actually seeing someone right now Steven: Yes, my name is Steven! LOLLL

[@MaBast99]

Steven exist:... Girl: here is my number

[@catfamily911]

5:39 for those who are afraid of rejection lol

[@ryanmcgonigle1118]

“Aren’t you the one doing the screen cleanings?” That interaction was priceless

[@doruqs]

5:34 -Hi What's your name? Bentley -Ohh, im Aston Martin...

[@NasAfter]

Next do: "Yes, I'll sleep with you"

[@alJaZz]

2:33 WIFE MATERIAL 💜

[@lline9579]

Did anyone notice at 4:55 : Steven : you have really pretty eyes The girl : Thank you Also Steven : THaNk yOu

[@exolishold637]

00:28Hold up... She was walking to the left then after she got his number she started walking the opposite way lmao

[@Justin-gx5qt]

Ohhh Steven you always brightin my day lmfao

[@CallMeMatt12]

6:42 is the best part 😂

[@plesno6165]

Legend has it that steven is still looking for the Science & Engineering building

[@wolfdog9046]

3:50 “What’s your name?” - “Uhm, Carrot.” 😂😂

[@wolfdog9046]

Nyla I think she actually said Karen, but the subtitles said ‘Carrot’

[@davidbolha]

Her parents must have been proud farmers. 😃

[@popthiccle1158]

3:49 *its all fun in games until she has the same name as a vegetable*

[@sharvin0161]

The reason why this is such a good line is that it's extremely aggressive, but that's the joke, and so every appreciates it and it's not tryhard. Steven really out here testing pickup lines for us, absolute legend 🙏🏽

[@fckitwebaal]

Tension between me and someone is building up before Valentine's and this title scared the fuck out of me. It's all that's been on my mind.

[@mr.b3168]

2:31 Finally a rejection that us guys will not whine about. That's how you reject us ladies.

[@fearloveGod777]

2:00 I'm from South Africa, so I'm not sure, but was she really eating snow or what?

[@adamsmith7075]

Steven did a perfect curve in 5:35 after the girl refused 😂 that was very smart!

[@cinefilmproductions8446]

Izzie..... Stephen.... Grey's Anatomy anyone??? I can't be the only one 0:35

[@sayansblog714]

Can you pls go to girls and ask them for a kiss. That'd be hilarious. XD Love your vids bro hahaha

[@khayelihlemseleku7008]

He's done that before

[@HurleyGonzalez]

If I had only half an inch of Stevens confidence I would get somewhere in my life.

[@SimranSingh-zr4oe]

Noone: Steven: I have a wife 😂💯

[@dhruvprataptanwar46]

People really be out her naming their kids CARROT.

[@imadelhattab1835]

Steven : Cough* Coronavirus : Here is my number...

[@LOOPNEWSBR]

Girl: Sir ... Steven: Yes ma'am ... Girl: I have never been able to say this before Until recently ... I'M LESBIANNNNNNNNNNNN LOLLL just me?

[@eyedeekayyy09]

Screen cleans wth 😂😂 Also, who would name their kid carrot? Lol 🤔

[@sharanprasad7810]

Just imagine if someone said "I won't " 😂🤭

[@f3rnandope529]

They wouldn't add it to the clip

[@STRIKKERCOBRA]

2:30 is when Karen is speaking lmao

[@MegumiHayashida]

"I have a wife..and a dog like.." is basically the best L-Counter of the new decade 😂

[@DubDesciple]

Steven: *Farts* Girl: Yeah, its (801)

[@famouscryp4130]

"I thought you was doing screen-cleaning." I'll remember that next time I get rejected 😂

[@adamsmith7075]

Sophie was trying so hard to say something, look at her face while Steven is talking to her at 1:32 😂

[@MONPRANK]

What kind of your beground music dud

[@daniellagarzia]

BRUH I THOUGHT SOMEONE REPLIED TO ME “YES, ILL GO OUT WITH YOU” YALL REALLY NEED TO STOP PLAYIN ITS ALREADY THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME

[@Gamingguy-my4wn]

for real thought the same thing

[@noahtaylor4971]

Steven: breathes Girls: Here’s my number Me: breathes Girls: You smell like shit

[@davidbolha]

Like I said - TDD uses paid actors & everything is scripted. That's the reality. 😌 Videos are just fiction.

[@juliamarrinan3080]

6:45 hahaha best bits of the video when Steven does them - the random awkward interactions

[@tonyd7130]

2:22 "What's your name?" "B**ch" 🤣

[@zanni_zaza]

2:25 Girl: sir... Steven: yes ma'am Me😂😂😂

[@thibaultbadrianizon3215]

Wtf!! 2 videos in a day!??? KZbin: ... What a great day The Daily Dropout: Yo I'm back bitches

[@llorentelogisticsllc1690]

For how many more Years is Steven gonna be a Sophmore ? 😂

[@ddl4374]

He's like the SANTA CLAUSE for the wistful how to get a girl dreamers... aww!

[@mehwhyausername1]

Stephen: "yes I will date you" Women: *swoon* Me: "yes, I'll go on a date with you" Women: *immediate* *sneers* *in* *disgust* *and* *confusion*

[@DadPlaysBass]

Man Steven is the best! That "screen cleaner" was hilarious

[@metothemoon1227]

Steven must be getting thousands of texts from girls on his phone. 😂😂

[@blakexoreo-7453]

Hitch-Hiking picky back rides with a cowboy or cowgirl outfit Good video idea lol idk 😂😂😂👌😁

[@CapMan275]

"We are showing you can talk to pretty girls and not be afraid of them." That's easy for you to say being attractive, and all.

[@ddl4374]

And staging sht for a hugely successful youtube chsnnel lol !

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Will give you a massive clue to picking up a true girly girl ☺ that want a long term relationship with. It ain't got nothing to do with your looks, an or your pocket. Get in with the womens father and you're home 🏡 free like a bird. Unless otherwise noted that she's got daddy issues

[@lostartofwhining]

Why would you name your daughter after a vegetable?

[@lenki1784]

I'm so sorry for all the girls who thought this would be real😢

[@attendingspace4332]

Here’s an idea @TheDailyDropout go up to random people and claim you’ve been looking for them your whole life

[@lowe166]

Steven : What's your number? Girl : I'm actually seeing someone right now Steven : That's right my name is Steven XD

[@freshlove7926]

Luay Awwad - hey sexy

[@elie_d7334]

2:20. I would actually feel better getting rejected than being in a relationship if every girl would reject me like this. 😂😂😂

[@SubnetMaskedMan]

What an AWESOME IDEA FOR A SAVE!!!! Steven: Here's my phone Girl: I'm sorry I have a boyfriend Steven: What? Aren't you the screen cleaner? GOLD!!! Will use it in future picking ups

[@Benja944]

Wow!!, just thought Steven was just gonna drop the phrase from the blue but, he actually followed it up perfectly in some conversations👍

[@kandels3195]

4:55 hes so used to getting a „you too“ after that line that he just said thank you as a reflex

[@ddl4374]

😁😅😂🤣🙌

[@christiansomers4188]

Is it just me or is there something sad about a 30'ish married man, lingering round campusses with his backpack trying to collect as much young girls' phone nrs as possible?

[@KoreanBronzeIV]

Go up to someone and ask if "it's cool to use that for the video?".

[@donotSTrAYfromyourdesTINY]

The girl at 2:35 sounds like a cool friend to be with 😊 also I had a feeling Steven was crushing a little on her, his voice sounded deeper than usual