*No Helldivers were harmed during this video* (Ministry of Truth approved)
@PabloHernandez-gl5ij2 ай бұрын
Luckily the armored was just filled with ballistic gel dummies😂👍
@christianrissotto.gordohom34782 ай бұрын
THANK BRASH! I TOUGHT THAT WAS TREASON!
@baron-chan64842 ай бұрын
The Ministry of Truth is LYING, for only in the Machine does the real truth comes from
@Rymdpiloten2 ай бұрын
Now that’s bringing a knifegun to a fight
@123dws2 ай бұрын
Probably some dissidents with death sentences with unloaded rifles for these (ministry of truth confirmed)
@jetrexdesign2 ай бұрын
RIP to those decapitated to test that yes, bayonets are sharp
@Timosha__2 ай бұрын
It’s fine. They were traitors anyway
@rykmak24322 ай бұрын
3 of them Died due to head loss
@Tema2kyboi2 ай бұрын
Sharp means bad penetration
@baron-chan64842 ай бұрын
got stabbed by Bayonet head goes zoom at mach 20
@Keiranful2 ай бұрын
Don't worry, they harbored sympathies for the bugs...
@N7DawnDusk2 ай бұрын
"Sir, shriekers spotted in the area!" "Fix bayonets"
@halforever13312 ай бұрын
and charge!
@fesco47522 ай бұрын
@halforever1331 happy gas mask noises
@TheJacques932 ай бұрын
I love how unga bunga melee builds will become a thing now.
@Drew-im7is2 ай бұрын
Yesss
@jme70462 ай бұрын
They should add chainswords
@aRandomFox002 ай бұрын
No chainswords, but there will be a power sword eventually.
@acezero81322 ай бұрын
@@aRandomFox00 Wasn't it more of a laser saber or something?
@MetalFalcon992 ай бұрын
@@acezero8132 Honestly having lightning crackle around my sword would be cooler
@USER_S4V4NT2 ай бұрын
“a slow blade penetrates the shield”
@lelagrangeeffectphysics41202 ай бұрын
Muh Dune Reference
@blackhowling15242 ай бұрын
"As written" : Stilgar
@sergeantdornan70002 ай бұрын
As written
@Chartus-ij1rp2 ай бұрын
Stilgar after paul takes a shit and doesn't flush: *LISAN AL GAIB!!!*
@KenobiStark12 ай бұрын
Lisan-al gaib!!!
@Felasonic122 ай бұрын
Either we are genetically modified humans built to be weapons Or The developers kept the funny
@PeterRattin2 ай бұрын
Both
@IliumGaming2 ай бұрын
the real answer is the weapon was created on a separate development track to the recent 60 day buff patch and thus didn’t receive the same knock back changes as every other gun, also why it’s so underpowered- it was supposed to be super high caliber compared to other DMRs with but since everything else got a massive buff it’s just a meme.
@Airsickword2 ай бұрын
@@IliumGaming Counter point: melee build
@danteinpuro3192 ай бұрын
Both? Both. Both is good
@carlosvicenty-98562 ай бұрын
@@IliumGaming I heard that it originally had only 120 damage before the buff patch and they secretly buffed it before it came out
@SomberEngage2 ай бұрын
Remember. Every Helldiver death is canon. lmao
@josephdanejackson2 ай бұрын
They were probably dissidents that refused reeducation.
@ikmalkamal58302 ай бұрын
Nah. I have too much self respect to accept that canon.
@Battle-Panda2 ай бұрын
I have never melee killed so many enemy's before. The armor + stuns + shield + Stim booster, you can just run in to hordes of enemy's and keep spam melee button. Highest melee count so far was 246 in one mission.
@djtrac3r9352 ай бұрын
WHAT
@tezereth2 ай бұрын
Please doctors do NOT help this specimen I want to see where it's going
@IronGearProductions2 ай бұрын
Does the melee damage booster from viper commandos warbond affect the bayonet aswell? Is the difference noticable?
@depressedespresso39282 ай бұрын
Yes, It helps a lot@@IronGearProductions
@Battle-Panda2 ай бұрын
@@IronGearProductions Yes, it one hits Warriors with the armor booster if you hit is head. Usually they take about 2 or 3 hits. You can one hit anything up to a Warrior, Hunters, Pouncer, Scavenger's, Shrieker's. The Bile ones are nasty for melee, since they pop when you stab them. Which does quite a lot of dmg. Anything bigger like Hive Guards and up will take a few hits. But with a Stun they have no chance. So far i have successfully melee killed every Terminid variant except the Bile Titan.
@eg0zb2 ай бұрын
my god arrowhead just give us a sword already
@Mobius-ow7id2 ай бұрын
They had the saber in first game. Which you can get from the training grounds. Maybe they should do the same in 2.
@Leonard388382 ай бұрын
Just rip the hands off of an automaton trooper and get its energy sword
@DavexclamationmarkYP2 ай бұрын
A melee weapon like a chainsaw, spear, axe, etc. as a secondary? Hell-Diver Yes.
@rafaelcrespo94652 ай бұрын
I want a chain sword like in 40k
@Leonard388382 ай бұрын
@@rafaelcrespo9465Rip off the arms of the bezerker and you should get one :)
@burnttoqst90612 ай бұрын
crazy how we we're like "melee weapons would be great for this game" and then melee weapons turn out to be great for the game
They had a bayonet in the last game. And it was great.
@ferdinand52232 ай бұрын
This is a game made in the same engine as Fatshark's Vermintide and Darktide - two other games that have great fucking melee. I don't see a problem with HD2 getting dedicated melee weapons in the future.
@matthewdeklerk34572 ай бұрын
Lmao imagine seeing a mechanic worse in every single way than the throwing knives and calling it great. If melee requires stun grenades and shield to even approach viability just remove ir from the game, stop wasting time on dead end mechanics
@ghuttsmckenzie42692 ай бұрын
@LaserTractor well I killed 4 devastators in close combat without dying, so that's something! Might go to a terminid planet and really see what it can do!
@dizox49662 ай бұрын
When someone says that we can make peace whith the automatons : 0:20
@randomcontent7892 ай бұрын
Bot lover: Nooooooo, the bots are our friends, you can’t kill them! Any Super Citizen: SILENCE *T R A I T O R*
@manubishe2 ай бұрын
True to it's name - Constitution
@Darkbunny1NL2 ай бұрын
So now we can play golf in Helldivers 2
@ACrazyGuy3182 ай бұрын
or discus throw
@Dunkopf2 ай бұрын
was your great grandfather Irish, Scottish, or a hobbit? 😂
@microwavegommmm9162 ай бұрын
The head launching is amazing, why is there so much POWER
@gladteer8732 ай бұрын
You aspired to be a helldivers when you were a kid. You grew up, joined the military, rose through the ranks and became a helldiver. On your first dive, you were asked to be a bayonet target, to see how far your head can fly.
@anatoliyg16562 ай бұрын
thats how army works IRL tho
@gavinedgerton58802 ай бұрын
@@anatoliyg1656 it really isn't you don't join the fucking army to be a bayonet training target for a fellow servicemember
@mekacrabАй бұрын
@@anatoliyg1656 no
@Blueybeak2 ай бұрын
0:11 this is the problem with ragdoll lol, getting tapped by a pistol sends you flying 10 feet
@Slizzo2-b8n2 ай бұрын
Imagine if the weapon had a buff the closer the planet you were on was to super earth the stronger it was
@mekacrabАй бұрын
Patriotic bullets ? That's a new one
@SeismicRy2 ай бұрын
Gun is really fun to use, kinda wish it was heavy armor piercing tho.
@randomcontent7892 ай бұрын
Breaching hammers with shaped charges?
@SeismicRy2 ай бұрын
@@randomcontent789 sounds good to me
@godslayer90002 ай бұрын
Give it depleted uranium rounds, self sharpening i.e. heavy armor piercing and overpenetrate anything below level 3 armor
@Ghostly30112 ай бұрын
@@godslayer9000I actually did manage to get a collat with it. Went through a basic bot trooper, and killed a berserker.
@Xeptar2 ай бұрын
0:40 - "Easily" might be an overstatement, but I do appreciate the niche information
@IceHeartAlpha2 ай бұрын
well to be fair, comparing to what we had before to melee, i guess this counts as 'easy' its a comemorative weapon afterall, build to last when we get actual melee weapons, then we are going places
@Xeptar2 ай бұрын
@@IceHeartAlpha a nice nod and step in more builds direction for sure. Just wished the bayonet had a generous reach. Felt really close to the chest to melee things with the stab
@sc94332 ай бұрын
Considering most wpns does nothing to a charger. Bayonet to kill chargers is kinda strong.
@muaxh032 ай бұрын
I was trying to say it’s easier with the peak physique, than without one lol
@rochlum2 ай бұрын
"get me closer, I want to hit them with my bayonet!"
@AsterSea2 ай бұрын
At the speed at which these heads are flying, you can’t convince me that helldivers aren't juicing.
@mohammedrehman5142 ай бұрын
@@yvesgingras1475 a stim aint fixing that injury XD
@slimek202 ай бұрын
What do you think is in those stimms?
@BIGmlems2 ай бұрын
Meth, some regenerative compound, and more meth.
@mohammedrehman5142 ай бұрын
@@BIGmlems dont forget the caffeine and Cocaine for the huge stamina increase
@justaliteralgoat5639Ай бұрын
I almost always run the enhanced stims, so I definitely am
@Witoree2 ай бұрын
Every death is canon
@LeAndre_McCoy2 ай бұрын
Oh. The bayonet goes through armor. Neat.
@TacticalVIHIАй бұрын
When Helldiver Out of ammo While time Reach 0 Officer : My son you are the ammo !
@013wolfwarrior2 ай бұрын
-JIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! -Im meleeing his leg! -thats jsut gonna piss him off! -I got him right where I want him, can you see the fear in his eyes?
@adrixisd53462 ай бұрын
It's not a bad ranged weapon... It's a melee weapon that can also shot but not as effective
@happyjohn3542 ай бұрын
It was originally stronger per shot than the Counters Sniper but when the 60 day buff change happened they likely forgot to buff the Constitution. Data miners confirmed this.
@Wslasher2 ай бұрын
Monster Hunter Lance Mains: "Our time has come!"
@WeeWeeJumbo2 ай бұрын
it’s messing with my brain that i will soon have three (3!) Monster Hunters and a Helldivers installed on my PlayStation
@zim11122 ай бұрын
The gun is a lot of fun on bugs, but due understand that your primary weapon is the Bayonet
@liiuu7y2 ай бұрын
I found out about this feature the hard way after an incident regarding some harmless shoves followed by a dose of experimental infusion...
@jiyuhong58532 ай бұрын
"DEATH KORP FIX BAYONETS AND CHARGE!" General Leonidas
@blackhowling15242 ай бұрын
Tonight we dine in Creek
@B1_Battle_Droid5282 ай бұрын
I can already see 4 divers charging onto a bile titan with bayonets.
@jocosesonata2 ай бұрын
**Bile Titan shows up** "Affix bayonets! Charge!"
@minty2572 ай бұрын
The thumbnail just made me realize that I wish there was a slide mechanic for this game. For those of us who like to change it up and slide junk first instead of diving head first.
@abe8812 ай бұрын
They're helldivers, not junksliders
@minty2572 ай бұрын
@@abe881 You gotta admit for while there, we kind of were junksliders, by the way, if we end up with a clan system, that's what I'm calling mine.
@potatokilr77892 ай бұрын
there is a slide mechanic, but it's a realistic slide (which is good for this kind of game)
@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl2 ай бұрын
worried mothers: "be careful youll poke someones eyes out with that thing" chad helldiver: **punts fellow helldivers head into orbit**
@mikepilot13142 ай бұрын
It's really cool the developers FINALLY added a melee weapon! It also shoots as well!
@macrossMX2 ай бұрын
vs Terminids, Helldivers 2 just turned into Monster Hunter with Gunz's K-style. There are videos of people using the slide to get around a melee strike of the enemy before going in with a kill, so expect stylish bayonet kills from here on.
@Deltarious2 ай бұрын
I sent a bug flying into low orbit the other day with the bayonet, it was literally my first attack ever with it. 10/10 would bayonet again
@adeter1178Ай бұрын
I cannot tell you how happy it makes me to hear that god tier halo 3 soundtrack in this game. Love that it's still being used all these years later :)
@ar1su2 ай бұрын
Loving the Halo music on every video.
@Uladzya2 ай бұрын
Helldivers wanted the bayonets, but instead, they were given a portable guillotine.
@ALMarkAZ19902 ай бұрын
We truly need a melle weapons slot at this point.
@axios47022 ай бұрын
Everyone's been looking at this weapon wrong. It's not shitty, it's just the first melee stick of the game with a secondary ranged attack.
@shoddypeasant87622 ай бұрын
Finally, my love for dark souls will help me carry the torch of liberty
@mategido2 ай бұрын
"Easy" wastes 3 stun granades on a single charger
@lanceturley77452 ай бұрын
And still has to stab him nine times to get a kill.
@mohammedrehman5142 ай бұрын
@@lanceturley7745 But it CAN kill a charger is a reasonable time. Its no thermite grenade, but it could be used as a last resort or to finish up a already damaged chargers. It has its niche case uses.
@happyjohn3542 ай бұрын
If you climb on top of a tank you can kill it by kitting its vents. I killed a up armored scout strider with it.
@matthewdeklerk34572 ай бұрын
@@mategido hahahahhaa it's so obvious to anyone with open eyes and. Functioning brain how bad this is. Notice how the charger doesn't even need to attack you to pop your shield, he just turns and two-shots it. meanwhile you need 3 stuns and 11 hits to kill it in it's weak spot, and you cant do with without the shield protecting you, and also the gun part of it is trash. Maybe helldivers deserves to be allowed to fail, if its filled with people who think this trash isn't insulting to you. Someone is going to load in, blow all your respawns, all because "it's fun".
@rhabeldibabeldi68122 ай бұрын
@@matthewdeklerk3457you don't seem to understand neither the weapon nor the game. The weapon is a ceremonial weapon and not meant for high dmng. The game is about being expendable and having fun. Hope you learned sth, have a great day 😊
@GO0PY2 ай бұрын
Ayyyy I love the use of Peril from the Halo 2 soundtrack! Classic banger.
@2pumpedupforu2 ай бұрын
What makes these videos so entertaining is 50% the halo score in the background
@natomiltary45732 ай бұрын
Seeing you melee charger, alright sure that's cute, seeing you take out a mother. . alright slightly impressive, but seeing you melee a shrieker as it flies at you!? General Brasch is that you sir?!
@0RockaRolla02 ай бұрын
"can take them out very easily" *15 stun grenades and 40 stabs later* wtf
@fuzzyotterpaws43952 ай бұрын
I wish the bayonet actually did more melee damage to enemies but after testing it, it's the exact same and takes multiple hits to kill even light bots or hunters the same as bashing them with a gun. I hope it gets a melee buff at least 😭
@ethernetmumasmr_3231Ай бұрын
Probably that star wars kind of shield where it only allows things of a certain velocity to pass through, and things like punches or pistol whips dont get blocked but bullets, claws, and the weight and force of bayonets do
@Turinnn12 ай бұрын
Every diver death is canon..
@Parere_Pare21 күн бұрын
Damn, the new "Golf with friends" sequel looks crazy.
@markopolo132452 ай бұрын
"hold on we can save ammo" starts knifing chargers
@Niikemi2 ай бұрын
Can you imagine if you're able to perform the BF1 bayonet charge while yelling with all your might "FOR SUPER EEEEEEEEEEEEARTH!!!" That'd be so sick
@fuzzyotterpaws43952 ай бұрын
They just need to buff the melee damage! It has a bayonet to stab things with for a reason! It shouldn't take me 2 stabs to kill a normal enemy like whacking them with a gun does. If the gun itself stays the same but the melee is increased for the bayonet, THAT would make it worth it!
@CY3ER2 ай бұрын
Halo is literally so iconic that you all recognized where the music was from.
@wealthybone29902 ай бұрын
Finally WW1 vets are gonna enjoy this weapon! (I'm a BF1 vet) But wait is that an Lee Enfield? So super earth is British?
@draknor3532 ай бұрын
I dont think ive ever said "Thats such bullshit" laughing like that before xD
@NinjaOcre622 ай бұрын
U hope they turn in into a serious weapon, more damage, higher penetration, clip reload when empty, super armor during melee animation, optional optics scopes. That whould make it a really viable weapon. Its really fun to use.
@Anonymous-732 ай бұрын
Helldivers from Britain be like
@dinogaming71252 ай бұрын
Watching him decimate the charger and impaler proves that I must try a melee build now
@dongmengze81612 ай бұрын
In space warfrare, A bolt-action rifle with bayonet: NahhHhh😨 A spear shots high caliber bullets: Absolute Cinema 🖐🤩🤚
@hellmalm2 ай бұрын
Hmm, seems like a human with pointy stick is still the most dangerous creature in the Universe.
@Bra1nd3ad2 ай бұрын
0:35 how Super Golf was invented
@broman1912 ай бұрын
We just need 'oi m8' emote to make the experience perfect
@General_Soldiernator7106Ай бұрын
Might as well play golf with the sheer velocity of those heads being poked by the bayonet.
@henrycastle65842 ай бұрын
I like how the dlc that has the suits with the melee modifier, doesnt have any melee weapons, but this new dlc do...
@therealjeffinator34352 ай бұрын
Glad to see even more helldiver 1 things are entering it‘s sequel
@TheEmilkh2 ай бұрын
there might be diffrent melee dmg types: blunt, pierce, slashing, having blunt dmg knock you back, do the swords on the atomatons knock you back when you have the shield? or do the largerbots fists? or none at all. might be intresting
@scottventure8202 ай бұрын
for a " MEME WEAPON " it sure has a lot of effort and features put into it
@Maennerabend992 ай бұрын
AF-91 Field Chemist helmet enjoyers as soon as a stalker appears: "FIX BAYONETS!"
@lucabellemoi38512 ай бұрын
Awesome!! Now ammo will never be a problem again.
@hipiek3452 ай бұрын
The bayonet not doing knockback makes sense because it just goes through the shield. Its almost like a chainmail type effect (assuming the bayonet was small enough to fit through said chains)
@JUNIsLuke2 ай бұрын
I love the use of peril, the music works everywhere
@Johnnekaiser2 ай бұрын
Something tells me that this would pair greatly with the Stalward MG, The Senitor Hand Cannon and maybe the supply pack? Or any other backpack you desire
@reaper4812Ай бұрын
Supply backpack, stun grenades, endless stims and melee action
@toxinomic37132 ай бұрын
Reminder: no helldiver's were injured or killed during the making of this video, anyone suspecting otherwise will be in the next tests of the bayonet.
@lordfriedrick79112 ай бұрын
"As the founding fathers intended" approved weapon
@nzeu7252 ай бұрын
A bayonet? Did I miss something over the weekend away from my super PC?
@RenegadeNico2 ай бұрын
You missed Liberty Day! But luckily for you the Ministry is willing to let you off for only 10,000 service hours, and you still get issued the constitution bayonet rifle!
@nzeu7252 ай бұрын
@@RenegadeNico 10 000 service hours! I couldn't be happier to serve for that long AND receive a new toy! And yes I was away on liberty day saddly at a fencing competition.
@elcatrinc19962 ай бұрын
When hunting boars people just placed the spear towards the incoming animal and let it impale itself, this is kinda similar
@p5ychojoe1382 ай бұрын
The bugs watching this and wondering if they really should keep fighting, because the Divers are clearly becoming more insane.
@GamerPro1322 ай бұрын
Bro imagine you knock a helldivers head off. It flies into a bug hole and destroys it.
@zssdfounder46072 ай бұрын
thats just funny it can do that. also i noticed that while your unaided melees can stagger a brood commander the bayonet doesn't.
@El_Bretzel2 ай бұрын
can't wai for HD2's first custom gamemode to be Diver head Golf. That's the kind of sht halo started with
@aNugget1002 ай бұрын
Had the most intense fight with an Alpha commander yesterday. Went full krieg and charged the filthy alien. My faith in managed democracy saw me through. Absoilutely loving the bayonet gameplay. Just wish the rifle did a little more damage. 3 headshots to pop the head of an alpha, around the same or more for a hiveguard. considering it only has 5 rounds, it does struggle. But I'm in love with the meme of it
@mojo_joju2 ай бұрын
"What do you mean, you accidentally punted your teammate's head 300 metres away??"
@Ash-bw5gn2 ай бұрын
Stabby Stabby , Bonky Bonky , two different impacts
@memdic69872 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games, taking down big targets on the eastern front with a bayonet, meanwhile I got my jaw shattered by a devistator on Aiser Pass, and I'm the lucky one. Poor space cadet Johnny picked a fight with a hulk scorcher...
@shivalah2 ай бұрын
Also: it either has a mini bayonet charge attack, where it moves you closer to the enemy or i’m going insane.
@ZETH_272 ай бұрын
The design is very human.
@sleepwalker8994Ай бұрын
At this point all we want is a sword of some kind, an energy sword mayhaps
@Yorishiriamori2 ай бұрын
We are a step away from swords and shields
@PIGEON52652 ай бұрын
Oh brother 💀 and they say helldivers are non trained normal citizens
@christopherm4739Ай бұрын
Man these Ministry of Truth simulations are so realistic.
@brads56002 ай бұрын
So is Helldiver Head footnall gonna be a new sport? Gonna make the field goal? lol
@monkeyman43462 ай бұрын
dissident executions
@The8thblock2 ай бұрын
bile titan appears helldivers "so anyways i started stabbin..."
@BroadwayNPO2 ай бұрын
Not me and my boys doing volley fire line infantry drills.
@justgingy95Ай бұрын
Can also pair the throwing knives for extra melee like fun, have yet to test it myself but I saw a video the other day where apparently you can kill a fucking Charger with only 4 knives to the leg, armor and all? Plan on testing what else they can do that people are sleeping on at some point 👀
@FallenAllofUs2 ай бұрын
Now the Helldivers are a step above the Tau' now.
@leekaijit362 ай бұрын
The Bayonet must have some sort of energy field that can punch most harden armor they available... If they can punch through ceramite, surely can punch through others...