Yin-Yin the Sea Dragon - Total War: Warhammer 3 Immortal Empires #9

[@robertabblebaum7813]

my theory on the flimsiness of cathayan artillery is the cows. They've taken the health pools of each individual unit and divided it into two. But the unit model is destroyed if one cow is killed. So instead of putting all the damage into a larger pool, enemies can put half as much damage into the model and still destroy it. The theory doesn't really hold up when you take into consideration the drums and whatever other arcane thing they have that gives you the comet spell. Those models are TANKY!

[@MonstersAbound]

Oh god those drums refuse to die... and are for some reason unbreakable...

[@tomdeboerio3639]

Or... and this is just an idea.... he could complain about having to kill Tehe, complain about Markus not getting a settlement, be upset at having to deal with the blue bird and slowly get an aneurysm. What would be the most MA things to do? 😂😂

[@MonstersAbound]

All of those at the same time but while ranting about water flowing uphill.

[@teambellavsteamalice]

​@@MonstersAbound Aww, you beat me to it. Btw, water flowing uphill AND/OR water flowing along a road that is below it... Magical physics and peculiar engineering...

[@franzferdinand2]

Re: those Garrison Peasant Archers who got killed by the Menace Below in the first battle, I'm sure you'll maybe think about sending their families a nice condolences card.

[@MonstersAbound]

Fortunately all their families were also eaten by rats... an unrelated incident, but quite the coincidence nonetheless.

[@teambellavsteamalice]

​@@MonstersAbound Did the rats have a coupon, take one get one for free?

[@franzferdinand2]

@@MonstersAbound Well! Saves money on stationary for condolences cards, then.

[@the_siddall8844]

You could just give the capes at the bottom to Tehe and be friends with him instead of killing him

[@MonstersAbound]

Uuuhhhh... "not" kill a weird little twink lizard? I'm not sure I understand...

[@teambellavsteamalice]

So a little zoo / national park? Hmm...

[@JohnGamer2002]

banner of swiftness on Yin Yin plsss - day 2, until u got the cathay ward save banner ofc