Ylvis - Automatisk kunderådgiver: UNICEF [English subtitles]

Fra I kveld med Ylvis LIVE UNICEF spesial sesong 4 på TVNorge.
SBS Discovery © 2014

[@Poarq]

The Asian lady is so adorableeee ahh

[@dragonfly9821]

When Bård loses it at the end xD

[@ssetsa]

TRANSLATION: 0:00 "-Hi, and welcome to DNB's* automatic customer advisor. Firstly, we need your name. Can you tell us what you're called?" "-Ivar Dyb Kraglund" "-Iva-dy-bi-de-ybe?" "-Yeah, eh... actually Kraglund." 0:18 "-Write your name You accidentally pressed a command key. To mute the sound, please press the key again." "-Which one? I can't find the command key." "-You've now pressed another command key. Tripple intensity sound initiated. The keyboard is unfortunently out of order due to vandalism." 0:51 "(Repeats old mans dialog) -You've changed the SIM-card on your phone?" "-Yes." "-And you need to reactivate your "Bank-ID"** on your phone?" "-Yes." "-To do so we require four codedevices***. Have you brought four codedevices?" "-Um, I do not have four codedevices with me." "-We require the fourth codedevice to achieve a complete sixteen-numbered code." "-I've never owned four codedevices." "-Then it may be a bit difficult." 1:20 "-What can I do for you today?" "-Take a photo for my VISA ca... [abrupted]" "-I hope it's okay if I smoke a pipe while you're talking." "Can you spell your name?" "-E-d-d-o... [abrupted]" "The temperature in the room is high. Fan initiating." 1:43 "-Please hold your VISA-card up in front of the screen so I can see it." "One moment, allow me to look closer." "That sure was a nice card, Sirikan!" 1:59 "-Say "yes" if you wish to donate money to UNICEF." "-Yes." "-How much do you wish to donate?" "-One hundred kroner." "-One hundred thousand kroner registered." "-One hundred kroner! Not one hundred thousand." 2:14 "If you wish to donate ten thousand kroner to UNICEF please say "yes"." "-No." "-Ten thousand kroner is being transfered to UNICEF. [Abrupted]" "-No. No. No" "-We appreciate your cooperation. [Abrupted]" "-No." "-Do you want a balloon?" "-Please tell us when you wish for us to stop pumping in air (to the balloon)." "-No." "-Then we'll go on." 2:38 "-Please say "stop" when you have achieved desired size." "-Stop!" "Stop, thank you." "Jesus christ." 2:55 "-You're spelling my last name wrong." "-But I'm only a computer." "Cut me some slack." "-Yes, but you said Jensenr." "-No." "-Yes you did." "-No." "-I haven't transfered ten thousand (kroner)." "-Oh, come on. You can probably donate ten thousand." "-No." "-Sure you can." "-No, I don't have any money." "-No but..." "[Laughter]" "-Are you sittiing behind the screen?" "-Yes." Explanations: * = DNB is a norwegian bank. ** = BANK-ID is an application that is being used by a lot of norwegian banks. This app allows you to transfer money, check your income etc. *** = Codedevices are small chips that is being distriputed by norwegian banks and act as security confirmations. When prompted by a website to deem your code, you press a button on the device and a number pops up.

[@holybananrollstheresafreak6003]

Omg THANK YOU!!!

[@PlayPrey]

I don't want to ruin your almost perfect explanation, but Bank-ID is not an app, it's part of ID-Porten to securely log onto apps like Mobile Bank :P

[@nilswagner1536]

@@PlayPrey It's an app now :-)

[@PlayPrey]

@@nilswagner1536 True, I had completely forgotten about this post as well. :) I'll leave it here to confuse other newcomers!

[@nilswagner1536]

@@PlayPrey :-)

[@jazzminzandbergen87]

This is the first time Bård loses something like this from the who they are pranking. XD

[@kaytverberg2739]

Jazzmin Zandbergen oø

[@jonasbjornhager1046]

Grattis Norge och Ylvis på naionaldagen förresten från SVERIGE! Jag helt enkelt älskar era prank videos när ni använder musikaliska och elektroniska inslag. Är själv musiker med absolut gehör.

[@heyitsgabriel1]

Takk🇳🇴🤝🇸🇪

[@shynerdylady]

I love them so much.

[@Yensnor]

Endelig noen som gjennomskuet rådgiveren xD

[@sverre0941]

Elsker ylvis

[@viniciusbarbosa8160]

Ai love ylvis :-)

[@k.a.stensson]

Den Gigantiske ballongen var jo bare helt konge da =DDD

[@mcnicholas98]

nææææææææiii....

[@bukt]

HAHAHA Ylvis is the best. Lmao

[@Olly07]

1:55 hahahahahahahah (12 July 2018)

[@elfmanmorricone9288]

Why did they stop subtitles ? :'(

[@zuhuridildahirali5519]

Kult

[@elienechean8773]

I wonder what happened after the prank, did they know they have been pranked???😆

[@alansledge114]

adorable

[@kristoffer816]

i totally lost it at 156

[@afreenshakeelsiddiqui9388]

Which country and language?

[@elli1327]

Afreen Shakeel norway and they speek norwegian

[@Olly07]

2:25 Are there many Asians in Norway? or are they just the few working/living there?

[@phapnui]

22,658 Vietnamese live in Norway.

[@superstandard]

In Oslo there's a good amount

[@eldridchapman8942]

What's the 4 code chips?

[@magnus258]

In Norway u need a code chip along with your Visa-card to confirm its yours

[@melissasmith3296]

what kind of app do they use on 0:25?

[@therealkeiman]

Most likely a sound synth app

[@bennivideo2164]

2:08 haha

[@zefnoly9147]

hva heter den appen som lager de datalydene?

[@zefnoly9147]

Fant den...

[@jakobhvik8287]

+Zefnoly ok

[@Inzpectre]

@@zefnoly9147 Hva heter den? Hvis du tilfeldigvis husker det etter 5 år

[@danielpedersen3333]

Hvordan kunne han se navnet til asiateren når henne holdt kortet opp-ned og feil vei🤷‍♂️

[@itaahoe]

det var derfor han stavet det feil.. =)

[@christinkahya927]

😅

[@assmatronix]

Those noses shouldn't fool anyone....

[@iVapeWindex]

First