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• Video
• Does M. Night Shyamala...
• YMS: M. Night Shyamala...
The Sixth Sense blu-ray featurette
The Last Airbender (2010)
• YMS: After Earth (Part 1)
• After Earth: interview...
Paranormal Activity (2007)
• M. Night Shyamalan on ...
• This is why Hollywood ...
• Jason Blum: Career in ...
• Get Out producer Jason...
• Jason Blum: “Hardest T...
The Village (2004)
The Visit blu-ray featurette
• The Visit: M. Night Sh...
• JOE meets M. Night Shy...
• M Night Shyamalan Inte...
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
[Rec] (2007)
[Rec] 2 (2009)
V/H/S (2012)
• Video
• Kermode Uncut: Back To...
• Mark Kermode reviews T...
• The Visit - Official T...
• だるまさんが転んにゃ - Stalking ...
• M. Night Shyamalan - S...
Songs:
• Werner Tautz - Likely Lad
• Black Dynamite Sunny S...
• Walter Wanderley- Call Me
• Bubba dub bossa - Robb...
Drink It - The Holy Mountain Soundtrack
• Hausu (House) Soundtra...
• Force Theory - Breakin...
• J.S. Bach - Minuet and...
• Smash Mouth - All Star...
• Spongebob Soundtrack -...
• 10 - Sidewalk Flight
• Walter Wanderley- The ...
• Volume One: #7 Spindelegs
• Le cerbiatte - Stelvio...
• SpongeBob SquarePants ...
• The Thieving Magpie
• ProleteR - April Showers
• Spongebob soundtrack -...
• Papaya - Stelvio Cipriani
• Walter Wanderley- It's...
Think of a Number - Sam Fonteyn
• Beethoven-Moonlight So...
• Otto Sieben Curley Shi...
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[@bageltoo]

Honestly, a movie about grandparents surviving psychopathic children would be a lot better than this.

[@thejedisonic67]

But that would mean having cute kids not be profitable advertising bait, and god knows Hollywood doesn't want to take risks.

[@bulgarianmineshaft1913]

Everybody is a psychopath to them lol

[@aestheticgamecube1936]

Wait isn't that Children of the Corn

[@littlemisssunshine4213]

UnderratedBreakfast where the fuck have you been with your great ass idea !?

[@DriscolDevil]

"These damn kids and their glowing eyes and grand theft autos"

[@1080TJ]

The twist reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob. "Oh that's right, honey. We don't have a son!" "Oh yeah!"

[@WaterParkGuy]

TJ Hastie I thought the same exact thing, holy shit

[@TheCrunkulous]

Janet? Marty?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!

[@oceanman_8370]

Noice

[@rrex1392]

only thing Patrick figures it somewhat realistic

[@dillonsharpe1867]

No wonder the plot was so bad

[@ThatPazuzu]

Honestly, I think the movie should have made "creepy grandma" a secondary thing and focus more on the horror of being a powerless child. Like, what can they do? Walk to the police station and say "grandma's being weird?" Leave their phones functional and just acknowledge they don't know anyone in town, they can't pay for a taxi/hotel, and they can't get grandma arrested for being a weirdo

[@Sm0k3turt]

Yes

[@deathdealer312]

Creativity in a Shyamalan movie? Impossible

[@elvickRULES]

That would genuinely be interesting if done properly. The real powerlessness of a child in a dangerous situation far from home. Instead we get poopy diapers, monster noises and getting in an oven for no reason. Scary!

[@thetruelord1317]

This is great but they should just drop the grandma and make it like a uncle or something because thats more of a power dynamic then a fucking disabled old lady

[@madmehr]

@@thetruelord1317 nan creepy uncle being phone to the police compared to grandma being weird... which one you think the cops are going to considering a teenage girl is calling

[@desasmr90]

No lie when fake grandma screamed “yatzee”EVERYONE in the theater bursted out laughing.

[@flubbajubb4958]

Well it was supposed to be funny

[@generalgk]

@@flubbajubb4958 X: Doubt

[@flubbajubb4958]

@@generalgk The movie is literally a horror-comedy

[@shinymetagross1666]

@@flubbajubb4958 Problem is, the horror is hilarious and the comedy is terrifying

[@flubbajubb4958]

@@shinymetagross1666 what does that even mean?

[@goodvillain1015]

Let me get this straight. The mother, who hadn't contact her parents in 15 years, decides to send her kids, who never seen their grandparents, to the train station to visit their grandparents instead of chaperoning them to her parents and reconcile with them. Some mother.

[@4tahlulz4]

She was too busy on a cruise or something. Who cares.

[@odoridori]

4tahlulz4 WE CARE

[@TheTwilitHero]

That's a pretty realistic single mother.

[@125loopy]

TheTwilitHero What? She was estranged from her parents for years so she's gonna send her adolescent kids by themselves to go see them? Come on.

[@KCgrunge]

who gives a fuck, enjoy the movie

[@squibsupreme]

This movie is *S H A K I R A*

[@tony-wt1wq]

Tooby Toobs (shakira)

[@luciferheller8725]

Tooby Toobs what? 😕😓 (actually watches the video and realises I'm a dumbass) Oh, I get it. True, too.

[@mammal2281]

Shit-kira?

[@Darkko88]

A piece of ass then?

[@brittanyr9471]

I wonder if Shyamalan came up with that from the bit in 40 Year Old Virgin when Steve Carrell yells Kelly Clarkson as he's getting waxed

[@zefrasol446]

"I downloaded the definition of sundowning" fucking kills me. maybe they were the grandparents the whole time

[@troin3925]

So like Benjamin Button?

[@xavierkazoo1619]

The true horror was the Grandma inside us all along.

[@galleryofrogues]

*stop all the downloadin*

[@guthax30]

@@xavierkazoo1619 no it was the grandma’s we made along the way that really count.

[@GolfWang111]

Ah yes let me “download the definition” because that makes sense

[@Grim_sights]

“Honey, what are you doi-“ *”I AM ON THE TEXT WITH TWO SEPARATE GIRLS”*

[@ghost_fishhh]

This is why your father left you honey

[@Manigeitora]

No real human child has ever, EVER said the phrase "on the text" outside of this movie or referencing this movie. Ever.

[@tertiaritus]

M. Night barges in: what a TWIST he was a villain all along he separated conjoined twins to text them separately it's reverse human centipede!

[@-Gurza-]

@@Manigeitora Shut up and feel the emotion tattooed in the paints

[@Illjustwait]

He was stressing so hard his forehead grew to 5x the normal size

[@ao9688]

"Why is grandma making creature noises." Why is grandma naruto running through the house

[@MistCellaneous-5]

ghost guts me in 60yrs

[@Mara-sl3wd]

Hey, luckily, the regisseur's kids are too old to watch "Naruto" and give him ideas, it would be great to do a live action film with it..

[@jenneacoleman-cubero2365]

@Ghost Guts Why is grandma acting like she's possessed she's supposed to be a mental patient. Come to think of it, I wonder what would've happened if the film had made the grandparents possessed like the "Exorcist" or something.

[@Khenfu_Cake]

Jennea Coleman-Cubero I honestly thought they were supposed to be possessed or some kind of supernatural creatures (especially with the whole Hanzel and Gretyl theme). Having them be mental patients only made it nonsensical, due to the unrealistic sounds the grandma made (unless there's some obscure mental illness that makes the afflicted growl like an autotuned tiger) and her fast moving teleportation skills.

[@ao9688]

Oh shit this blew up

[@dzl4524]

"the police arent answering" yeah you know 911, always dodging those calls.

[@braydenj1327]

All the operators took a lunch break

[@tarantinoking1220]

There’s actually a lot of states where they don’t have enough operators and some people call and get no one cause everyone is already on the phone.

[@Nobody-hc2bo]

Tarantino King or idiot 911 operators that hang up on panicked callers. But forget all that J O K E S A R E J O K E S

[@Sandvichman.]

@@Nobody-hc2bo i refuse to believe this is a thing edit from late 2022: i can now fully believe that this is a thing fuck the police lmao

[@charliewegner]

Uhg I hate when 911 dodges my calls

[@donnyg9993]

The fact that the little girl had no problem getting in the oven but playing Yahtzee was where she draws the line is hilarious to me

[@dragonite77]

I genuinely feel bad for the brother actor. At least the sister was the straight man character and thus was sparred most of the horrific scenes and lines. You know his awful cringiness wasn't his idea.

[@greedojenkins9984]

He’s gonna suffer for it tho

[@piss8059]

I remember this one horror christmas movie both the boy and girl actors were in, the boy had a better role as a stereotypical nerdy character and was actually pretty good in the role, so it was definitely the movies fault lmao

[@thatonelucariofan503]

For what it’s worth, as a kid at the time (I was about 13 when I watched this), I remember him being a bit of a hit, among my friends with whom I had seen the film they liked him. I remember myself even liking his performance. Don’t get me wrong, I think even I could sense the cringe writing at the time, but there was an excitement to seeing a character our age in a horror movie who wasn’t just killed early on, or barely a character. So point being, he did well and was well liked despite the role and hopefully the actor has gone on to do better things

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

Ad-lib definitely.

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@thatonelucariofan503 I remember it being the complete opposite 😭

[@heyimdalton1]

The twist in this movie was the twist in an episode of Spongebob like 15 years ago.

[@salarzx62090]

Dalton Skinner which episode

[@TheInvisiblesTJD]

Salvador Reyes the one where patrick's parents were visiting but it wasn't actually his parents

[@chocobros1]

Salvador Reyes the title is I'm With Stupid

[@Advent3546]

Janet? Marty?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

[@luke.hillis7634]

“Oh that’s right, we don’t have a son”

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

When you fail at Horror, you get Comedy. When you fail at Comedy, you TRULY get Horror.

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

The original motivation for Synecdoche NY was Jonze and Kaufman trying to make their interpretation of a horror movie. What kind of comedy was that now?

[@jimrye7952]

@@user-me7hx8zf9y The comedy of tragedy

[@shinymetagross1666]

@Hugh James-Berry What happens if you fail at The Visit? Is it good or bad? Horror or comedy? both or neither? Questions like these must be answered.

[@janesmith1840]

@Candy Coloured Clown When you fail at making a bad movie you just get an embarrassingly bad movie. I've watched enough Red Letter Media to know that.

[@flubbajubb4958]

Well this movie was supposed to be both, so what was it?

[@majolko]

fuck i had to skip every part where the kid raps. so painful. that kid probably thinks of those rapping scenes every once in a while when he's about to go to sleep and it keeps him awake

[@amiraabdelkader2751]

It's life

[@theinfernoburns]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who couldn't sit through those scenes

[@bruhstandler]

definitely does not keep him awake at night , hes probably just like "damn i cant believe they really payed me to fuck up that shit so bad. gg unlucky well played"

[@anglepsycho]

I still have to skip the rap scenes, you know the kid either is bullied in school and/or never will get a girl or boy until he's senile.

[@alexmartinez-iq6ti]

@@anglepsycho you do realize this is just a movie? Grow tf up. You’re a little kid

[@quiettimegaming3642]

"I didn't let myself make an intellectual decision." - M Night Shyamalan I'm putting that on my tombstone

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Along with "I made the last airbender"

[@carikittygeek]

i forgot what cringing felt like until the kid "rapped" on the train

[@charleynewman5057]

I didn't even comprehend what was happening.

[@Funnyrottenluck]

carikittygeek we all did

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

@Machine Fack is RoboCop three

[@bottheskitarii8881]

I feel the same

[@karawithgun8148]

I had to skip it. It was like watching a brutal car accident in slow motion.

[@FlyingKitty900]

Adam, this is your fault...

[@yabukiMMA]

Never thought you'd be here

[@ichangedmyname2231]

FlyingKitty HOOOOO! My dog.

[@55hatak]

FlyingKitty cj follow the goddamn KFC truck

[@Collindoesdrifting]

I was just about to comment that lmao

[@OmegaSaurus]

That profile pic fits that statement perfectly.

[@osakabehime1506]

I mean, being produced by Blum isn't the worst deal. He won't dictate anything because he literally doesn't care, so you can just perform your vision to the best of your ability and budget.

[@acetrigger1337]

which means this was all him...

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Watched a couple of those Into the Dark things on HULU. They really have zero production influence. Those things are ALL over the place

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

"Ability" and "budget"

[@Jorokusaki]

Or worst of your ability...

[@felathar1985]

But also he produced Whipplash... I mean...

[@cyanmanta]

The reason there was a “Blumhouse Truth or Dare” is because there was another movie with the same title produced around the same time. It is also terrible.

[@bethm5852]

@@cactusmalone Which one is so bad it’s good?

[@atticuskoch2965]

why didnt he just steal a bag of chips from the gas station or something

[@JM-yx4ew]

@@cactusmalone You have to watch the so bad it's amazing one called Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness

[@SxTxferlife]

My mom at the end of the movie "So were the old people demons or something?"

[@thepossessor]

Lol, it's a stupid movie

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

There's nothing more terrifying than old people.

[@KingRogue]

I'm pretty sure they explain their from a mental hospital

[@Evil_Befall]

grand parents where demons from the fire nation DUH

[@literallygaston2489]

Rogue Sigh... Why do filmmakers keep doing this? 99% of mental patients are not even close to the way they are presented in popular media. It’s not just unrealistic, it’s boring, overdone and very harmful to people with mental issues or just people that are a bit weird.

[@Sponge____]

"I didn't let myself make an intellectual decision." - MC Night, 2014

[@charleynewman5057]

I'm pretty sure he's referring to the idea that he had to actively hinder himself from making more traditional cinematic decisions, because he was making a found footage film. Counterintuitive stuff.

[@cbb3480]

@@charleynewman5057 Nah

[@charleynewman5057]

​@@cbb3480 ​ Okay, then what did he mean? He obviously didn't literally mean he was trying to make stupid decisions. No one, no matter how incompetent, is _trying_ to be an idiot. So what would be your real world explanation for what he meant? Mind you, you could just find the interview and see for yourself.

[@cbb3480]

@@charleynewman5057 It's called a joke, not that deep

[@chi6423]

yikes

[@electricbayonet2]

I just realized how goddamn stupid it is that they're literally in the real grandparents' house instead of, say, a completely different house owned/controlled by the fake grandparents. They picked the kids up from the train station, right? So why not have them end up in an unknown location? That could at least give the ending some actual tension. Make it so calling the police from the cruise liner isn't a perfect option because the kids aren't at the address the mom thought they would be and the police need precious time figuring out where they are. The fact that the camera doesn't work for most of the movie is...actually, no, screw that. Give a real reason for the camera not working well: connection quality. Just have their first call be a random mess of sound and flickering glitches, and then they switch off the video and the audio becomes at least reasonably tolerable. Done. Then throw in some ambiguity about their location that works with the characters. If one of the kids mentions a rickety-ass shed in the back yard, the mom can pause, and then sigh as she laughs about how her dad always tried to be a handyman but he could never decently build anything bigger than a birdhouse. Stuff like that. Make it clear that it's a blend of guilt and nostalgia that's reasonably coloring the mother's opinion of her folks and thus why she's willing to overlook what might otherwise be mild warning signs. So I guess the bottom line is that Mr. Night Shylamian should put more thought into his films on certain levels. Or many levels.

[@donnyg9993]

I hated how in the oven scene (which was marketed as the scariest scene), the movie doesn’t bother to give any logical reason why the girl goes inside it, like there’s literally no reason for her to crawl in voluntarily while she cleans it

[@s3.14dervision]

You put 10x more thought into that YT post than M Night puts into any of his scripts.

[@mnschoen]

What are you trying to do, be creative or something? Are you trying to write a scenario that might actually be scary?????

[@DangStank]

I like that whoever told the kid to say “They’re throwing shade” Didn’t know what that actually meant. They clearly thought it had something to do with being “shady”

[@JoeTAC]

I think the point was that the kid was a dumb white kid who didn't know what it meant.

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@tehlazyprop]

If this kid started saying "GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG" it would get a 10/10 for authenticity. M. Night's mistake was imitating Biggie when writing rap lyrics for a child in 2016.

[@totallynatural918]

Gucci gang came out in 2017 thoooooooooooooooo brooooooooooooooo

[@totallynatural918]

Still got 'em tho

[@logger22]

Gucci Gang wasn't rap. It's just practice for pronouncing two words properly

[@munjee2]

@@logger22 and failing at both of them

[@eggmug562]

Dude if biggy was alive i cant tell you m.night would have been shot the day after he said that shit.

[@LouAfterHours]

"I'm on the text with *two separate* girls" lmaooo on the text

[@abewilson6830]

Im glad someone else picked up on that

[@Hirod2]

Yes mom I’m totally doing the messages with the females

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Does he seriously not know even ONE fucking kid he could have asked for tips on dialogue?

[@ms_rifle_spiral]

Hello human family, I am currently on the text with two seperate non-lineage related human females. Do not fear, I have am not replaced with lizard, that is most unorthadox. Look, I rap just like your usual human male offspring

[@bigolsimp9423]

@@ms_rifle_spiral that made me die laughing

[@afsces]

how did they play hide and seek under the house, when they have a basement. How does that work?

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

Wow, how have I never noticedthat Like, potentially there could be a stone wall down there that shows where the stairs are leading underground, but all of the sides are open and you can see outside, making that impossible Wait, no Its the real twist The grandparents could open wormholes Theyre dimension jumpers!

[@PointsofData]

Oh

[@ivanlagrossemoule]

Checkmate atheists.

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

They were literally doing it in the movie??? They probably have an enclosed porch or something.

[@SurahOnline]

*I thought it was a different part of the house. Like a huge shed or something*

[@Stigmaballs]

"After Earth was the most painful failure of my career" Give it another 10 years Will I'm sure you'll make another big hit

[@SuzieClemme]

Conspiracy theory: M Night had a Ghost Writer that left

[@zad_rasera]

It could be you

[@momo-dm3rw]

It could be me

[@galleryofrogues]

Its actually me

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@galleryofrogues close but not Hyde. Try later

[@killian9314]

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be... (get's shotgunned to the head) M. Night: What?

[@blurrycryptid]

I burst out laughing at grandma Naruto running down the hallway with monster sound effects and dramatic lighting

[@eletgres519]

I need a timestamp for that!

[@charliewegner]

I think I was 12 or 13 when this came out, and it was the first horror movie I EVER watched because I was such a baby. I mean I still get scared pretty damn easily, but it’s nice to look back now that I’m 17, senior in HS, and be able to say “me at 4am looking for shredded cheese.”

[@crunchii891]

Bianca & Auggie! That is what we call growth

[@hjfeldt4998]

Fort Hater 16:47

[@akatuski420davis6]

She's one of the leaf village's deadly assassins, Graninja! Her skin is like a genjutsu man....

[@a1919akelbo]

M night is just the kid who was told he was really smart a bit too much in school.

[@hermionestranger4964]

And then he became the co-worker who has a high-paying job despite not being skilled enough for it, and who thinks he's the only genius in the world who can do his job, but tells more talented, broke people who are struggling to get even half-way where he is currently that they "shouldn't do it, don't do it, film-making sucks" like he's the chain-smoking character from St. Elmo's Fire.

[@phousefilms]

Yes....YES! I mean, look at his character in "Lady in the Water". A writer who is going to inspire the president with his greatness and become a martyr because he's so misunderstood(and the movie says the movie critic is the most evil man of all time.)

[@realleon2328]

@@phousefilms I think about this movie every now and again and whenever it crosses my mind I'm utterly floored by the completely delusional amount of ego so prominently and explicitly display. My boy is lost in his own sauce.

[@isiscarey]

you mean jaden smith?

[@RyushuSuperCat]

Werewolf grannie would've been a way better plot twist tbh

[@EliseArainai]

M. Night: “I didn’t let myself make an intellectual decision.” Me: You said it, not me

[@bellaferelli751]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He put his foot in his mouth there.

[@strubberyg7451]

I mean, he obviously invokes cinema as an emotional art and not a logical endeavor. He's wrong, found footage supposed to be realistic, but try and understand where he's coming from. Why he's wrong...

[@TheZigzagman]

Must take some serious restraint not to use that clip constantly.

[@papayer]

@@strubberyg7451 Hey I know it's been 3 years since you dropped this comment and I just wanted you to know it still makes zero sense in 2023

[@strubberyg7451]

@papayer I remember it all, Google won't let me forget... OK, I just rewatched this video, but my point still stands. Pointing out that he doesn't make sense isn't enough. If people want to be productive, they need to understand why he doesn't make sense. Otherwise, it's just bullying, kicking a man while he's down. Cinema needs to be both emotional and logical. M. Night just convinced himself that being emotional is a good excuse for everything, so he decided to plant his flag there (that would explain his speech at the end of the video). But a completely logical cinema would be equally bad, if not worse. Imagine Community's Abed and his films, but one that takes himself seriously...

[@GeekRemix]

Your high effort complaining is my favorite.

[@rayepenber8945]

Love your videos :)

[@princesstamika]

omg that's the perfect term for it.

[@TheKairifan14]

right?!?! incredible

[@drawnseeker]

I agree 1000%

[@SnobbyLion]

Geek Remix! Love you guys!

[@byHexted]

“I studied biggie for the raps” writes rap about sharing a Starbucks cappuccino blend or some shit

[@comicconcarne]

It's definitely Biggie's flow (except for too many forced syllables) but it's 2012 Bieber's lyrics

[@-psilo-9071]

biggie famously loves starbucks

[@nerdyespurr]

Love how M. Night takes a real life condition that just makes a person more anxious and confused when the sun goes down into a condition that turns you into a fucking rabid dog.

[@HarleyQuinnSin]

"They're throwing shade!" That..is not how that term is used. Do they think "throwing shade" means being shady? There's literally no way that phrase applies there.

[@SL-ul3yr]

I wonder if the actors tried to tell Night that and he just refused to be corrected

[@simulacrumdei6462]

Only one glance at your subscribed accounts made it clear that you are a man of culture Or woman Maybe both

[@crunchii891]

Simulacrum Dei lol I appreciate your inclusivity

[@simulacrumdei6462]

@@crunchii891 yes, the three genders, man woman and both xD

[@McShaggswell]

This comment, however, throws shade at their use of "throwing shade" Did I do it right?

[@Reunm]

I think the reason why the “creepy child/old person” trope exists is because we almost always see children and elderly as innocent pure people, so when they do something unsettling or creepy, we automatically feel of it as uncanny. Even though when you think about it, it’s kinda dumb.

[@charliewegner]

T.otally A.wesome D.rawings like the whole uncanny-valley effect? Like... When something looks human, but you know it isn’t. It’s slightly off and you can tell it isn’t human, but yet it seems human. So like, you know it’s a child/old person but it feels like an uncanny-valley thing because they aren’t cute/innocent.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I feel like it could be used well. With kids and old people, we automatically see them as unthreatening and even cute, and they’re almost always the first people we try to protect in dangerous situations. So when they’re able to pose as a real, genuine threat to our well-being, it causes a disconnect between our human instinct to protect them and the obvious danger they present. For instance, if a healthy middle aged man with a knife was trying to kill you, it’d be terrifying, but it’d be terrifying in an understandable way that you can rationalize. And even though a lot of people tend to see women as less threatening, a healthy woman with a weapon could still definitely kill you. In those instances, those are situations where you know what you’re fighting. But a three year old crawling on the walls and chasing you with murderous intent? An old person running at you in a way they physically shouldn’t? That gives an inhuman element to individuals we immediately define as weaker than most, which naturally throws people off.

[@maggiee639]

I think what might actually make it uncanny is that old people and kids are weird by nature. Think about it, there isn’t many things a little kid or an old person could do that would genuinely freak you out. 🤷‍♀️

[@BullocK1495]

I just think, "Ahh woman at the door!"

[@mayateeemm5728]

@@gregjayonnaise8314 Have you seen X? If you did, what did you think of the old couple?

[@aetherofthenorth9700]

Grandma: YATZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Me: That's one 6, two 2s and two 1s. Not a Yatzee, grandma

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

Do you think the aliens from Space Jam sucked the directing and writing abilities out of M. Night Shyamalan after Unbreakable?

[@RanOutOfSpac]

holy shit...

[@ijustlikebees]

Yes

[@FortuitousOwl]

I wanna see the movies they made afterwords

[@benhaggerty8707]

I physically cannot watch those “rap” scenes I -have- to skip them

[@stpbasss3773]

Imagine watching it in a theater with a bunch of people around lol 😂 it's one of those things where you are so embarrassed for the person you start getting embarrassed yourself.

[@shxhebx2039]

@@stpbasss3773 i think thats called cringe

[@kekw5153]

everytime it happens i just think oh the director is just tryna make it more entertaining but it was so cringy

[@thetalkingstick9214]

Pancouver venguins that’s called second hand embarrassment and it’s one of the worst feelings ever, its worse then being cringy because you can’t immediately stop it unlike being cringy.

[@doyoueverfeellikeaplasticb2703]

It hurts so much to watch

[@PotatoHero524]

This movie was filmed in my hometown. I remember in high school everyone was excited because there was a “famous director” in town filming one of the schools. Then we found out it was M. Night...

[@PotatoHero524]

lmao it was years ago people were just kinda like "oh that's cool" or still salty about the last airbender.

[@artisannoteworthy]

I feel so sorry for you. I fear that shame upon your town will never leave. . . . You have my deepest sympathies.

[@SenorPsykius]

M. Night filmed Signs in my hometown so i kinda love that movie. Happy he did it before he literally shit himself.

[@joey04ryan07]

I go to that school too, Spring ford, right?

[@holdenkennedy]

That was the twist

[@uxbnkuribo]

"Listen to me, those aren't your grandparents." Why is she so calm?! Why isn't she FREAKING THE FUCK OUT that her kids have been staying with complete strangers?

[@mayonnaise3959]

Because that’d only make the situation worse. Honestly this complaint never made sense to me

[@sunny-lm2np]

@@mayonnaise3959the way she says it is so unbothered. it’s just horrendous acting, not a mom trying to comfort her kids.

[@mayonnaise3959]

@@sunny-lm2np she very clearly is bothered though

[@Mels0103]

​@@mayonnaise3959 Not as bothered as she should be that her children are with likely dangerous strangers. What's not making sense? It's bad acting, period.

[@mayonnaise3959]

@@Mels0103 ok bud

[@Selensija]

Really nobody is talking about why grandma yelled Yahtzee, when she rolled 2x1, 1x2, 1x4, 1x6. That is the real horror.

[@None-Trick_Pony]

And the fact that they think you play teams in Yahtzee.

[@sabb2372]

2:46 I feel bad for the train conductor's actor. He looks so uncomfortable.

[@Darksyne]

Adam this is your fault..

[@dominik4666]

He is simply going through suicidal thoughts

[@movingparts6270]

Isn't that M Knight making a cameo?

[@halpyhal]

Your profile pic 👏👏👏

[@PunishedBlake]

He just kept telling himself "gotta earn that paycheck" before, during, and after that scene.

[@moriarty2666]

they really tried to make the boy as white as possible.

[@shadowbunny7892]

The one thing they succeeded in.

[@DriscolDevil]

In the same way that they tried to make Apu in the Simpsons as Indian as possible.

[@Jokerasmaw]

It looks like the kid is just as uncomfortable "rapping" as the audience is watching him rap, his arm movements are a manifestation of the awkwardness he's feeling... That child has more self awareness than M. Night "Eminem" Shyamalan.

[@samwit7804]

I once worked at a retirement home and I can assure you old people can make way scarier noises than the stock monster noises M Night put in.

[@droppodgamer8076]

“Uh oh it’s a surprise grandma” Best quote ever

[@salokin3087]

This movie scared the emojis out of me

[@xixie5854]

Salokin it scared the emo jizz out of me

[@OverClocked]

the emoji movie

[@levvy3006]

Enough

[@62thebunny]

Fk you meat eater

[@roseymatilda745]

what an E M O J I N I AL rollercoaster

[@JG-pt3xe]

I remember watching this on tv with my brothers and we joked that the reason why the grandparents went insane was because of the boys god-awful rapping.

[@bobhill9803]

This is my new headcannon, thank you for this.

[@DrawtoonzStudio]

30:53 I love how genuinely frustrated Adam sounds when he says “struggling”.

[@magpie405]

That "breaking the doorknob with a camera without touching either of those" is the best thing I've seen in a while.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

It moves as if the camera weighs 12kg... because it does.

[@magpie405]

DysnomiaFilms I was just pointing out how poorly executed that shot is. It's supposed to be a relatively small camera within the movie (in reality it clearly isn't) and it's supposed to hit the doorknob (which it clearly doesn't)

[@DysnomiaFilms]

I know, I was just commenting on how fake the movement looks due to how heavy the camera they were moving was.

[@bubbletea1985]

Let me break this doorknob by waving a camera near it

[@oneopinion6806]

And the whole conceit of the scene makes little sense. Unless that camera was from the 80's and made mostly out of overbuilt metal how exactly was it going to break off a brass doorknob? And just in the functionality of a door of you snap off the nob the latch bolt most likely would still be engaged--you just no longer have a mechanism to try and twist the inner workings and get it to disengage. Movies....

[@DrShaym]

I'm starting to think Shyamalan had a stroke at some point midway through the production of Signs and has never quite recovered from it.

[@WarrenValion]

I heard Split was decent, so maybe he's improving.

[@xillo478]

@@WarrenValion He wrote that script ages ago though, YMS even says so in the video.

[@oddeyes9413]

Shyamalan is always a mixed bag. The Sixth Sense is awesome, Unbreakable, and A few of his others are decent. But, if his movies are bad I can never tell if its because they're cerebral or because they truly do suck. Except for Avatar, because that's just awful.

[@GusFogle]

@@oddeyes9413 But...Avatar is a James Cameron movie. And it does suck. One of his only movies that does IMO.

[@AMWZPN]

James Cameron's Avatar is awesome, and he is referring to The Last Airbender.

[@leafmotifs681]

“I’m on the phone with two separate girls: Mom and my sister”

[@cardsharpgaming5178]

I'm a hospice registered nurse. I deal with sundowner's syndrome daily as many of my patients have dementia or Alzheimer's disease. Sundowner's is not present in all dementia and Alzheimer's cases, but for those who do have Sundowning, the signs of symptoms are different and unique to every patient. They can be mild to severe, and severe cases usually involve verbal and/or physical aggression due to being agitated and restless related to being moderately to severely confused or disoriented. While Sundowner's can happen at any stage of dementia or Alzheimer's, it usually happens in the middle and late stages where the patient will most definitely be confused and disoriented either intermittently or all the time. The aggression from both elderly shown in the film is an over-exaggeration of Sundowner's. While my experience is not definitive by any means, Sundowner's is unlikely to result in the murderous behavior seen in the film. Both elderly in the film appear to be in the early stages of their neurological disease while their symptoms, particularly Sundowner's, are not only indicative of being in the late-stage related disease but also such an over-exaggeration that it's almost laughable in certain parts. Other inaccuracies include the grandma being able to walk or ambulatory. While not all Alzheimer's or dementia patients in the late stages of their disease are non-ambulatory, most can no longer walk or even stand because the disease has taken over those abilities. Both can have meaningful conversations. In late-stage dementia or Alzheimer's, patients are typically able to only utter up to 10 sentences when speaking, if that; most can no longer talk. Dementia and Alzheimer's are such terrible diseases because they literally take over the mind of the person and affect so many aspects of their lives. Their friends and families swear their loved one is no longer the person they once knew. Grandma and Grandpa in The Visit are so able-bodied that they're able to hatch an insidious plan of posing as grandparents after killing those whom they're posing as to be able to kill the grandchildren. That would be a miracle for any Alzheimer's or dementia patient to be able to do. Case in point: The Visit is a terrible movie because it's not very believable despite being based on something so grounded in reality that affects millions of people worldwide. It could've been presented so much better, but when you M.-Night-Shyamalan anything, expect nothing but the worst.

[@giantidiot31]

Right? Both of them are at the point where they're burying diapers out of embarrassment/shame, regularly attacking others (not just these kids), and sundowning to such a degree that they're flipping from near comatose to literally demonic. But grandma is baking cookies and knows to cover the laptop camera while Grandpa is out back splitting logs, throwing around haybales, and helping to coordinate this plan

[@billygoatguy3960]

This is just a harmful view of mental illness as a whole expressed by the film.

[@Baconator2558]

​@@billygoatguy3960Between this and 'Split' he really doesn't have the best track record.

[@justweirdout]

Character: Psychotic old woman escaped from an asylum. M. Night: Did you mean growling werewolf creature?

[@charliewegner]

JustWeirdOut does your grandma not growl?

[@troin3925]

While watching the review, I was waiting for a twist of her being possessed by a demon.

[@crisisboy5822]

@@charliewegner she also doesn't naruto run around the house in the middle of the night while making monster noises? Weird

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@troin3925 the twist was that The Visit was a sequel to The Devil all along

[@troin3925]

@@JeanMarceaux That's not funny

[@dingleberry5356]

When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought that it was going to be a modern reimagining of the Hansel & Gretel fairytale in a horror setting due to the oven scene.

[@artisannoteworthy]

I thought so, too! Believe it or not, I was actually kind of excited to see a modernized Hansel and Gretel storyline. Then I found out who directed it, and all joy left my body.

[@KillThad]

Holy shit, I thought the same thing.

[@murciadoxial8056]

The worst part about your comment is that m night could have pulled that off... what a waste

[@AspenBrightsoul]

This comment was infanatly more entertaining than the movie.

[@KarmasAB123]

@@AspenBrightsoul "Infanatly?" You mean "infinitely?" XD

[@SomeoneTookMyOldName]

Man just watching these in preparation for the “old” review

[@Bassman1640]

I had to come back after I saw an add that old is the scariest movie since Jaws.

[@refractedsight9219]

Listening to M. Night explain why old ladies are scary is mind-numbingly ridiculous

[@Mister_Clean]

He didn't really explain anything lol

[@maddieb.4282]

Because he didn’t lol

[@TheFreepie]

Anyone else impressed at how many times you can watch a YMS review? they never get old for me

[@danieldegobi713]

@@Moon-vt4gv I'm sorry? i would kiss YMS review ass anytime of the day.

[@maximellow5745]

TheFreepie yes! I have watched this review like 5 times.

[@King_Rowlet]

This is the 3rd time I’ve seen this and I’ve seen his Spider-Man review 4 times

[@Sandvichman.]

@@King_Rowlet I've watched this too many times...

[@jadeandjesse5908]

@@Moon-vt4gv Begone tool

[@jimmi3839]

“I’m on the text with two separate girls”, what kind of horror is this

[@dawsonfoorfour]

The thot horror.

[@CynningSeline]

@@dawsonfoorfour *B e g o n e T h o t*

[@FreedomForever2010]

Right? They should have been conjoined.

[@angedagonie3215]

I remember seeing this in theatre with my mother and we were both really bored (we love horror so this was pretty mundane to sit through), but ever since it's become a meme in my family for the line "Would you mind crawling inside the oven to clean it?", specially if someone says they're bored, my nan loves to use the line, but can never keep a straight face to say it.

[@TheMoose126]

This Movie was boring and played out, although there was some parts that made me laugh

[@Jacobflamecaster]

I never realised this was meant to be a found footage film and just assumed that only the first person shots and the solo interviews where meant to be found footage and that it was just regular horror told from the kids prospective, goes to show how bad the directing was

[@donnyg9993]

Probably because M night was too incompetent to include the camera UI features like the time and battery percentage lol. Just looks like a poorly shot movie

[@troin3925]

@@donnyg9993 Those wouldn't be caught on the recording either, it's just the UI.

[@g21g28]

I'm in my grandma's house right now. I am comfortable. This movie did to old people what Ratatouille did to France.

[@demonminer8093]

actually, i don't think the movie did anything to old people

[@DeeRio9546]

I liked ratatouille....

[@jackbalance6695]

What the fuck does this even mean?

[@christiangreen9900]

Jack Balance good question

[@wonderthigh]

that comparison is spot on lmaooooooo

[@lampini]

I'm glad adam touched on the inauthentic nature of how the movie is filmed. Like if it's supposed to be a found footage movie then why are they using a 8K cinema camera and have impeccable camera work. The whole point is to make the viewer think it was lost footage. But that feel is completely lost when it's made to look as cinematic as possible

[@The_October_Man]

lampini I’ve noticed it’s been that way for a while now. I mean, all they need is a title card detailing how the footage was lost and found to sell the idea. Blair Witch Project had one. And while that Apollo 18 movie wasn’t the greatest, I commended it for at least trying to present itself as footage from a classified NASA mission.

[@echoskelet]

Actualy i did not got bothered by it i was a little annoyed by that .. Its the rapping that forced me to burn it down.

[@mr.anxiety7567]

**Growling sounds intensify.** Oh, don't worry, that's just grandma, naruto running down the hall again.

[@Crellcube]

"I've decided to use female pop singer's names instead of cursing because it sOuNd BeTtEr." A grown man actually wrote that and shared it with the world.

[@miloandash]

I almost died of cringe at the rapping scene. I can't begin to imagine how that felt watching it in a movie theater.

[@smoothred9453]

Just imagine experiencing the first two rap scenes. Then to be punched in the face by the credits.

[@SurahOnline]

I watched it in the theatre/cinema. I actually paid to watch this trash 🙈....I had nothing else to do at home lol I remember rolling my eyes and sighing every time he rapped

[@minmoplaysgames]

Aidan Pettit, I convinced my mom to take me to see it in the movie theater and as I sat there watching the kid rap, I regretted my life decisions that led to that moment.

[@artheaux666]

People in my theatre laughed the first time, but when he rapped again, then the last time the laughter died down. You could feel the eye rolls.

[@Quibshire]

Devil's Advocate imagine showing up to the theater late and having to sit in the very front row, forcing your neck to practically snap into your shoulders while having to experience that.. kinda glad a good movie wasn’t spoiled by my aching spine

[@deusvult7903]

“Just tell them what a furry is and they’ll die of a heart attack” This joke somehow becomes funnier when you realise Adum himself is a furry

[@redmage3207]

There's a saying that is something along the lines of "You can't truly be a fan of something unless you can laugh at it".

[@-d-devil-3393]

Is he really a furry tho?? Haven't kept up much with him

[@nomukun1138]

@@-d-devil-3393 yes he does but there is nothing bad or wrong.

[@-d-devil-3393]

@@nomukun1138 idc honestly I just wanted to know because I thought it's a joke and didn't want to end up getting trolled by an entire community, again

[@Fuzzball10]

Yeah, you didn't know?

[@FerHivore]

A real M. Night twist would’ve been the kids coming around to actually like their grandparents’ killers. Their mom would show up in the middle of them playing Yahtzee, she’d scream about how they murdered her parents, and the kids would just be like ‘well, you were estranged from them anyway.’

[@TheMrWillje]

I still can't believe that M. Night described parts of this film as Lynchian

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

I like how The Visit has a cross-stitch style movie poster; just reminds me how much I'd rather be watching Fargo

[@qtoelke6208]

Lmao same

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Darn tootin'

[@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3]

Swerve gurl is my new go to sentence in any situation

[@Kittysuit]

same

[@mynameissarah5117]

"Let's not forget about Happy Death Day, as forgettable as that movie may be." Now wait just a minute...

[@Howesenberg]

that freestyle rap hurt my soul, I demand compensation from M. Knight himself.

[@kordlesskure]

it hurts. i literally have to avert my eyes from the screen, because of the cringe

[@moldy_tictac8634]

same

[@greendayfecer]

Is it freestyle? I mean the kid couldn’t even stay on beat which infuriated me. Just, wanted to slap him so hard he suddenly became good at freestyle rap.

[@JDL--ke6vk]

Howesenberg I had to skip each rap scene in this review

[@saparya656460]

"night"

[@tyronequinn]

4:13 scared the emojis out of me

[@icantthinkofaname5512]

Sundowners is actually a creepy title, but this movie is anything but creepy.

[@jstarASMR3103]

I saw The Visit in theaters with a group of friends when I was 12. I thought it was a SOLID movie at that age. That opinion didn’t age well 😂

[@donnyg9993]

Looking back it feels like that was the exact audience this movie was for. PG13 makes kids feel like they’re seeing an adult movie while also being able to see it without parents

[@nvmig5517]

Well they changed the "roar" sound effect to a simple scream in the french version.

[@TheRightLadder]

Floop De Doop

[@PrototheDodo]

Dive Dive Dive Dive In Meeeeeeeee

[@troin3925]

Nice to know that they're the smart ones.

[@thepardigon178]

Honhonhon *screams in baguette*

[@themantheman2768]

@@PrototheDodo yo...i get that reference...oh shit...

[@patrickmike2524]

I didn’t let myself make an intellectual decision - M Night

[@hank-wg7or]

lol

[@madcircle7311]

feels

[@heitorsantoslima9289]

indeed

[@oddeyes9413]

That's his motto. Period.

[@jackevans4031]

I like your comment.

[@3lla846]

Honestly the kid was super convincing as an annoying little brother

[@mrwri]

"Sorry kids, I'd rather go on a cruise than take a train ride with you."

[@CriticalNobody]

Every time Adam stops talking and let's a clip from the movie play, I immediately skip past it to avoid shattering my bones from all the cringe.

[@pronounsinmybio]

bones broken. typing with bloody tongue. send help and snacks.

[@jrdeborja0000]

Same...LOL

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

It is a known fact that this movie causes arthritis at best.

[@RDV333]

There are multiple scenes in which a dorky kid raps. Not just one, but several. With references to pop stars as jokes, like shouting Katy Perry when your non-grandma is trying to kill you. And an old dad (who is also M. Night) wrote the lyrics. Pain. Pain.

[@Tacom4ster]

The Smash Mouth mashup was hysterical cringe

[@tehlazyprop]

This movie is baffling from the word go. First the mom says the kids demanded to see their grandparents even though she didn't want them to, but in the next scene they talk about how they need their phones and she says "it's only a week." If she really didn't want them going, she would've encouraged them to stay where their phones work.

[@lulucanpy3513]

I know this is old, but parents do this sometimes Kids wanted to go but make a fuss about the smallest inconvenience after making a commitment? Too bad kids, you made a commitment to something, even though mom doesn't like it, and you gotta follow through with your commitments.

[@kristennowlin3642]

Shankspeare Agreed. I would’ve liked it better if the mom and grandparents were starting to mend their relationship. For example, the dad died instead of left and the grandparents reached out to the mom shortly after. It’s been like a year and the kids send their mom on a cruise to help her unwind from the dad’s death (she’s been comforting them), and the kids stay with the grandparents after the mom agrees to let them see the grandchildren they’ve never met.

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Shankspeare I agree that the movie is barf, but I get why the mom did that. I mean, people change their minds or get persuaded all the time. Plus, they already packed and drove off. It’s not that special if you ask me.

[@OfficalRowen]

16:27 WAI-WAI-WAIT IT'S _THIS_ MOVIE ??? I know I'm four years late to this video but that scene is all I know about this movie because I remember seeing the trailers for this movie : sob :

[@emostiker222]

I didn't really think about it before, but what fucking psychopath would hold their camera facing the same way to *walk in front of it*, instead of staying in the same spot and turn the camera around to face themselves?

[@gimmefeedback]

“I’m o n t h e t e x t”

[@arsonist_worm]

"with two s e p e r a t e girls"

[@lo4tr]

Considering the kids made it out alive... what was the point of it being 'found footage'? Found footage only really works when you have the premise of a third party watching it in terms of trying to discover what happened.

[@TooMuchSascha]

No shhhh you don't get it

[@sori_osori_]

Well I think that girl's (supposed to be) a wannabe filmmaker, so if the context was that she made a documentary movie it makes some sense. What doesn't make sense is why the hell would you put the director and the actors name at the opening scene. This is supposed to found footage, and found footage don't put credits at the beginning!

[@mr.meloetta1939]

My gut says M. Knight doesn't understand how found footage works. Also, he probably thought his reputation could be damaged if he had a movie where people under 18 get murdered.

[@sori_osori_]

he probably thought his reputation could be damaged if he had a movie where people under 18 get murdered. and then 'Split' came out

[@akhil6826]

@@sori_osori_ split was when he was writing good movies

[@wonderflounium]

the "Hershey bar" rap scene was so bad that it crashed google chrome lol.

[@alexkyte8013]

Translator here: "you can't ask those questions!" = "how dare you point out plot holes in our amazingly perfect movie!"

[@funknotik]

The rapping was true horror. PAIN HAS A FACE

[@vulturett]

I thought you said "the fapping" I was very scared

[@wynngwynn]

M night thought it was good, that makes it unintentionally hilarious :-D

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Horror, has a face...

[@joshbennett7439]

It’s that kids face

[@TomValedro]

Yeah he's a cringey kid, so what? You're not meant to go like "wow what a cool kid he can rap and stuff!"

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

"And this is where the movie *should* end, but instead they throw in one more scene..." Me: Oh please be a jumpscare into the camera for no reason! "I may be thirteen, may not live in the hood-" Me: *THIS IS WORSE! THIS IS INFINITELY MORE SCARY, WHAT A TWIST!*

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@dfailsthemost]

M Night definitely felt like he was just being modest and downplaying how dope the rhymes he wrote were.

[@BlankxxPage]

Turns out M. Night's entire career was Agatha all along.

[@kristennowlin3642]

It would’ve been nice if the kids cleaned the webcam, talked to the mom, and the grandparents were in the background. The mom could’ve asked who was there and, when the kids tell her it’s her parents, the mom could’ve had a reaction. She’s trying to remain calm and tell the kids the truth. (The kids could’ve not known what the grandparents looked like because a house fire destroyed all recent pictures. They may only have pictures from like the 80s; enough to say the grandparents looked different but nothing that the passage of time couldn’t explain away.)

[@tommythecat7752]

Not bad. Why the fuck are you doing their job better than they do it?

[@alalmalal]

@@tommythecat7752 brain have? Yes.

[@DrCandyStriper]

"They're throwing shade" Now I haven't seen the movie, so correct me if I'm wrong...But I don't think he's using that phrase correctly.

[@DrawtoonzStudio]

He’s not.

[@blurrycryptid]

Dr.CandyStriper I came to this comment section for the sole purpose of finding out if someone else was bothered by that. An earlier comment also points out that he says he's "on the text" early on, which NO ONE says. (Also younger teens these days aren't obsessed with texting like they used to be, anyway?? The cabin apparently has great internet, so he should be just fine with snapchat and Twitter and Instagram and whatever else they use these days) But yeah, "throwing shade" is insulting someone, usually in a kind of passive-aggressive way. It's not a substitute for "acting shady", but whoever wrote the dialogue seems to think they mean the same thing.

[@diegorodrigues2685]

Shade comes from reading

[@rar000000000]

@@blurrycryptid To be fair, I think it was meant to be used wrong to add to the kids cringe

[@Lea1999888]

• Vico • throwing shade is making fun of someone but in a light hearted non Serious manner

[@m_e_s_o_t_h_e_l_i_o_m_a]

THE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN MAKE NOISE, GLITCH, OR EVEN *BREAK* WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSEDLY HIT ON THE DOORKNOB BRO HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP SHE WAS SO FAR FROM THE DOOR AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN EDIT IMPACT NOISES INTO IT LMAOOOOOO

[@Lostinmyhead23]

M Night: We.. we.. we.. Me:STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

Oh Shakira I almost forgot this was coming