YMS Watches: Pinocchio: A True Story

[@YMS]

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[@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155]

Pauly shore must be censored

[@astrotrek3534]

Rated R

[@valence7]

Wasn't this already uncensored?

[@covereye5731]

Is that were the horse anus went?

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

What's that ending music?

[@mipstherabbit]

i can't believe this was all a true story.

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Especially with the walking and talking animals

[@andreou3335]

I was there, it's legit.

[@JayMorayEel]

This is actually the tame version without Tybalt and Pinnocio's intense sexual relationship

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

I'm surprised it wasn't actually The Golden Key

[@left4twenty]

Truly one of the stories ever told

[@JesusChristMarie]

Just think, if the Del Toro Pinocchio and the Disney remake Pinocchio hadn’t come out the same year, we might’ve never heard of Pauly Shore’s banger of a performance

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Another blessing Del Toro gave us with his Pinocchio film

[@STOCKHOLM07]

On a scale of 9 to 10 how drunk was Pauly Shore?

[@luccacaixeta]

@@STOCKHOLM07 When he says "I got the whole world to see" he's either drunk or falling asleep

[@johnsmith-mv8hq]

Yep. We really are in the Best Timeline.

[@willow-wingsalt9442]

@@luccacaixetathe whole ✨worldussy✨

[@SuperdreadnoughtLiebe]

I genuinely could not tell you if Adam was dubbing over the cockatiel’s dialogue or not

[@moatrboat]

he was the english dub

[@LeprosySnail]

That's a cockatoo, not a cockatiel.

[@kevinthayer9867]

​@@LeprosySnail holy shit you literally care more than anyone on that project did

[@weilim10]

​@@LeprosySnail8:53 a cockatoo who identifies as a parrot. Transspecies? Transgenus?

[@LeprosySnail]

@@weilim10 A cockatoo is still a type of parrot

[@sniceverything4944]

There were so many Pinocchio movies in 2022 that I initially thought this was the Del Toro movie,and I was like “Damn this guy really fell off”

[@smaakjeks]

No wonder he lost that gig doing The Hobbit

[@TheWaverunners]

Wait, I thought he was directing that Dark Souls game.

[@heathercalun4919]

When 3 adaptations of Pinocchio come out in the same year, EVERYONE has fallen off.

[@rainyrouge5123]

Don’t forget Pinocchio and the Water of Life

[@AdamRee-lx8uh]

To be honest, that’s kinda disrespectful, since Del Toro is very, very creative with the things he make in his movies.

[@Varooooooom]

The passion behind the editing in these watch-alongs is so damn good. I love this series so much.

[@Creampuf1977]

The idubbz edit 👌

[@cr0-okedglasses814]

For context about the dubbing: It was originally in Russian, then dubbed poorly into English for a quick buck. The western world said that nobody would watch this movie unless they get familiar voice actors for cheap. They redid the main 3 voices, and that’s how it is known as Pauly Shore’s Pinocchio. (Correct me if I’m wrong, but I also believe that the new voice actors were not properly shown the animation to try to have them match the lips, but instead only received the English script.)

[@DementedDuskull]

Fun Fact: Tom Kenny plays Gepetto in this movie. In the Del Toro's Pinoochio, he plays Mussolini

[@freyastuchbery7130]

He has the range

[@shyguy4206]

"I like-a-puppets"

[@hawktalon7890]

Ahh yes Into The Tom Kenny-verse.

[@MacGolfball]

bro THATS funny

[@milesedgeworth132]

Typecasted to play Italian psychopaths

[@DokaRyan]

Okay, but the talking horse 10/10

[@Vindsvelle]

FIFTY SHADES OF _NEIGH_

[@landonvincent7974]

YO WASSUP DOKARYAN! YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE IN KZbinRS!!!!!

[@Sugarman96]

Hey, it's our favorite Canadian alcohol dude, funny seeing you here.

[@AdahnFlorence]

Ayy it's my favorite alcoholic next to my uncle.

[@Ninetails2000]

Yassified Pinochio and T(h)ibult are honestly the only good parts of this film.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"Father. Tell me, where can I be on my own? I've got the whole world to see."_ That one line in the entire movie that made Carlo Collodi roll in his grave.

[@nickziegler1904]

*the whole worldussy

[@smaakjeks]

I think it's "when", not "where". But yes.

[@ststst981]

Worldussy

[@drewsbiggestfan689]

I'm pretty it's "worldussy" instead of "world to see"

[@AllenGray47]

I think the actor was trying really hard to sound like he was wooden too

[@ArcturusMinsk]

this quality of animation is perfectly appropriate for a movie starring Pauly Shore.

[@kilderok]

Pauly Shore voice acting thought process: If I sound like anyone else, how will they know it's me?

[@kaykutcher2103]

How will they know it's meeeeeeeeeeee?

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

You probably aren’t that far off lol

[@tsuumon]

The berserk horse making an appearance was not something I expected in a Pinocchio video

[@PoptartParasol]

Nooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@spimbles]

GODDDDD berserk is so fucking GOOD man

[@GaiusIntrepidus]

Ah yes, Farnese's favorite ride

[@NostalgiaChan]

I remember over on tumblr, someone tried to say "You should go easier on the voice acting, Pinocchio's voiced by a literal fifteen year old" and I was like, "The hell are you talking about? That's Pauly Shore and he's in his fifties!" Thankfully, people immediately called bullshit.

[@tech6hutch]

TIL Pauly Shore isn’t a woman named “Polly Shore”

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

@@tech6hutch "Polly Shore sells sea shells on the sea shore"

[@mannmctrash]

​@@nobodyinparticular9640 "The seashells that Shore sells are seashells I'm sure."

[@FerHivore]

8:13 - I love how much the parrot sounds like a voice Adum is doing.

[@MrHendrix17]

The three screenwriters reveal was actually a relief because it explains the three different pronunciations of Tybalt

[@ChrisAsia]

Love these "YMS watches". Please never stop Adam!

[@mestavros]

FAtheR WhEn CaN i leAvE tO BE oN My OwN, I'vE gOT THe WHolE WorLD tO SeE

[@oversleep9920]

*Worldussy

[@mariokarter13]

"Father, some strange men want to see my growing hardwood."

[@AsherLogan129]

I WAnNa MeET oTHeR pEoPLe

[@ChaoticMonkey01]

Worldussy 🥵

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Worldussy*

[@javsandarts]

The editor did such a great job

[@danielarenas8760]

I appreciate that we’ve started off strong with Adam being a guest on Tucker Carlson

[@charlesedward5047]

I know right...the editor for Pinocchio is on point!

[@TrevsMovieReviews263]

I got to meet 3 of the actors from Napoleon Dynamite last year, and I asked Jon Heder to do the horse noise from this movie, and it was the greatest thing ever.

[@devy_animations]

Huge props to the editor. This is the hardest I've laughed all year.

[@hydrodragonn7385]

Did this really deserve best animated picture?

[@WaltuhBlackjr]

The best animation winner was a different Pinocchio movie.

[@whitemouse7854]

@@WaltuhBlackjr I think that's the joke.

[@minumeyli]

yes. yes it did.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

yEs

[@im4ft622]

You’re saying it doesn’t?

[@yammt3148]

"This is borderline experimental." "That's right, Jay!"

[@samharold9022]

5:11 YMS putting on a gay voice despite being gay makes me think if I can put on a straight voice

[@wMNWw]

Just listen to Ron Swanson's voice and copy him, that's easy.

[@FrostWolf52849]

Just say bro and dude a lot

[@ninam4066]

"I never thought I would miss Jon Heder's horse noises". No one ever does.

[@dustindurham6825]

Just like they never expect the Spanish or Mexican Inquisitions.

[@Neiyeranya]

his inability to identify a cockatoo has bewitched me

[@AdamFunk]

To be (almost) fair, it calls itself a parrot at some point?! I don't think anyone making this film knew what the fuck was going on.

[@rileyrobin2]

@@AdamFunk although not “true” parrots, cockatoos are considered parrots in taxonomy.

[@OneEyeShadow]

Cockatoos aren't real

[@thelunchlady8276]

It bewitched you, it I dream of Jeannie me.

[@AdamFunk]

@@rileyrobin2 Huh, fascinating! I had no idea that was a proper classification taxonomically or colloquially! Thank you.

[@VainGuardian]

4:30 the berserk horse caught me SO off guard cos i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO

[@thepicausno5561]

Every time I see an animated movie like this, I always feel bad because I know there are thousands of animators trying to break into the industry, and they end up getting pulled into a project like this, where noone who's working on it cares and the people animating it are put on an 18 hour crunch to get it done.

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Wouldn’t surprise me if these cheap knockoffs started hiring D-list celebrities and deliberately used the worst audio takes to try and become a meme.

[@palanthas7063]

Adum should've given it a 10/10 for the talking horse

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"Everybody pronounces it differently." That's common in dubs when the director isn't paying attention. Happens in anime a lot, though a lot less now than it used to.

[@ReaLMoisan]

3:19 Michael Winslow in Police Academy (1984) does a perfect horse neigh after the "someone call a veterinarian!" scene.

[@hardy_har]

I legitimately thought, multiple separate times, that Adum was doing the voice of the parrot. Like, each time it talks, it sounds so unprofessional I'm like "only someone doing a bit could possibly do this bad a job".

[@HectorLopez0217]

I was about to ask cause he’s dubbed bird noises like in After Earth

[@NQProductions]

This is one of those "so bad it's good" kind of movies. It's so bad, and because of that, I laughed so much at this glorious dumpster fire of a movie. Also it's way better than whatever the hell Disney's live-action Pinocchio was.

[@seamussmyth1928]

Why

[@runningsandwich]

@@seamussmyth1928 because the Pauly Shore version is actually entertaining

[@grmpf]

This reads like an AI-generated comment on the movie.

[@willow-wingsalt9442]

The Del Toro one was kind of amazing tho

[@Jman92854]

Wonder how Adum would feel if Pauly Shore pulled a Disney Remake and kept saying "My name is Pinocchio because I'm made of pine" or whatever they kept saying.

[@KurusuPanda]

My name is Boyocchio because I'm made of real boy

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Pinocchio means pine-eye so they're not exactly wrong

[@wikiediea]

"some weird game for girls" is the vibe i strive for in everything i create

every time the parrot spoke I thought it was Adum doing a parrot impression

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Fr

[@karthawne5]

Everytime the parrot talked i thought you were making a goof and dubbing over it but no... it was the real voice acting

[@MissMillsonxx]

Same with the blinks when Pinocchio wakes up. I laughed so hard when Adam said those were in movie sound effects.

[@Silverfang447]

"Skadee skadee skadee!" Improv of the century right there. 🙃

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

I just wanna express how grateful I am for these videos. Going through a lot and I need a good laugh. You’re my favorite horse

[@jonbaxter2254]

Never understood why Pauly Shore was hated in films in the 90s. And then this film reaffirmed everything.

[@feliperisseto9113]

When he started to scream "I'M A BOY AND I'M ALIVEEE" I swear I though It was a dub you put.

[@ogonbio8145]

that outro is a vibe. i feel like im watching adult swim in 2007

[@andieallison6792]

OMG I remember the AS bumper with the two intertwined arms-

[@roystenbanjo]

I wanna know that song name! :]

[@fleabagrusty]

@@roystenbanjo It's called Cheer Together by Jincheng Zhang! :)

[@guyanomaly]

The parrot sounds like Adum trying to do an impression

[@b1rdsh0t80]

5:11 made me laugh my ass off 😂 The “oh moi goahd” was perfect 😂

[@BetterThanNothing123]

8:13 you cannot convince me that isn't Adam voicing that parrot

[@disposable_income_andy]

I'm entirely convinced Adam was the one doing that voice for the parrot, it genuinely sounds exactly like him doing a voice

[@BlueKeyAnimations]

Adum's face of abject horror at 12:04. I'll cherish it always.

[@Dethmaster64]

At least this Pinocchio does not have any Disney product placement

[@lulucalliope713]

My boyfriend and I watched this movie as a joke, and I fell asleep halfway through it. Thank God I missed the horse's song.

[@kingsleycy3450]

They redubbed it? Why? That's like giving Ghost Stories an accurate dub

[@KOTEBANAROT]

Ghost stories was a fairly standard chilren show, there is no similarity to a weird cgi mess that is this movie

[@piccolo54trunks2]

@@KOTEBANAROT Children's show? Bruh Ghost Stories is an anime that was known for its hilariously funny-bad dub because the VA's didn't give a shit about the boring ass story

[@alexf225]

​@@piccolo54trunks2 They were probably talking about the original

[@newguy371]

Ghost Stories did get an accurate dub, produced by Animax. Plus, the Paulie Shore dub of Pinocchio is a redub of the original English dub.

[@42neddy]

EDITOR YOU ARE KILLING IT

[@fearofthechippan]

Whoever did the mouth animation for Adum didn’t do that great a job

[@smadcore]

Fun fact: they just gave him some peanut butter so it *looks* like he's talking.

[@lezard2102]

Never have I seen Adum happier than at 4:10 when that one line is said

[@MeaganSal96]

Oh fuck yeah let’s go. I randomly say “I’ve got the whole worldussy” in conversation sometimes

[@Dana-hc3lg]

8:13 I literally thought that was Adum dubbing the bird, like the editor put his voice in 😭

[@Hollyclown]

God it was a STRANGE year of Pinocchio movies.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Only 3 of them

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

"Is he gonna get Mr Hands'd?" * *accessing deeply buried forbidden memory* *

[@Vintodrimmer]

At the beginning I was like "Well this takes me back, looks like one of the low budget mid-2000s Russian cartoon movies". And then you said it was from Russia and it all made sense.

[@inefffable]

Editing was really fun. Great criticism and commentary. Nice jorb

[@onedeadsaint]

great job to the editor! really fun video

[@allensmith8790]

just sayin' loved the editing on this one! love the all your channels, adum and gang!

[@TearXstar]

I feel so called out for immediately recognizing the Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride part

[@valence7]

The editor did a fantastic job!

[@Vampiyaa]

I was listening to this while doing other stuff and I actually thought the cockatoo's lines were all just Adum mocking the other voice actors 😭 but it's REAL oh my god

[@victor.maskalenka]

It actually had a normal dub without celebrities in it but they reddub it because it got a bigger distributor and they could make more money by putting Pauly Shore and Jon Hader

[@gifgoldblum7940]

*shoots Pinnochio* "He was a talking wooden puppet!" - A talking shiny cat

[@RprSonic]

They really just gave Pauly Shore the script and said "Go fucking wild."

[@stevenpoche6988]

5:43 looks like when you zoom in all the way in Cities: Skylines

[@NotOnLand]

Pauly Shore sounds like a young gay Tommy Wiseau. Which is weird since he is 1. in his fifties, 2. straight, and 3. from Earth

[@florinivan6907]

Are we sure he's from Earth?🤔

[@fromvault801]

For a Weezel film kinda shocked there weren't constant jokes about 'having wood because I am wood' The joke is then overly explained, and he says he was just being Knotty

[@overlookers]

KNOTTY PIIIIINNNNEEEE

[@matthewcrome]

Seriously the animation makes FoodFight look like a masterpiece visually

[@raccoon3440]

that girls song caught me off guard for actually kinda slapping

[@StagFiesta]

Me and my friends watched this and the Disney remake and we unironically enjoyed this one over the other one.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Have You seen the Netflix one yet

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

the editing on this one was excellent

[@dragonlover7196]

adam's reaction to the original english dub's horse EYUHUHUHUHUH is perfect

[@maskoolio5824]

Excellent. Love the effort made with editing.

[@mhgyrosteel463]

Do an Adam watchs Elvis. His reaction to that film was visceral . Great vid Emes .

[@bigbossnass9240]

Pretty sure Spongebob's impression of Mystery will forever by the best human horse onomatopoeia of all time. WEEEESNAW!!!!!!!

[@YoutubePizzer]

that parrot sounds like adam doing a parrot voice

[@sabbaththeacolyte8872]

Listening to the voice acting just reminds me of what Mike Pollock said in a recent podcast. Voice acting is a specialization, not a restriction.

[@Domorrigana]

So the fairy only brought the puppet to life for the same reason Ryuk dropped the notebook

[@davisgoodrich8183]

5:03 What is Geppetto doing to that boy!?

[@ArtByKina]

I needed this today, belly laughs at your commentary and the edits!!!

[@georgeealien]

I love how the moment of Pinocchio becoming a real boy is completely undercut by the fact he never actually looked like he was made out of wood

[@Evanz111]

10/10 editing job on this one, went above and beyond, fantastic workb

[@slipperyquark3885]

Really wanna see what Del Toro’s movie dubbed with Pauly Shore’s movie would look like.

[@draccara8]

Has no one mentioned that Geppetto is literally voiced by Spongebob?

[@allysonhenry2524]

Hey Adum I just woke up at 3 am from a terrifying nightmare that scared me so bad I was afraid to go back to bed, so I immediately went to KZbin and saw you uploaded this video. I clicked on it right away to distract myself, so thank you for posting this when I needed it. It was very entertaining and helped me feel a little better. Thanks! 💜

[@gregorydavidson2744]

I appreciated the Berserk reference at 4:30

[@HectorLopez0217]

Feel like that’s the editor cause I doubt Adum has read/Watch Berserk with how many horses are killed in it

[@Ashtonyss]

The parrot sounds like Adum mocking cool cat wtf.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

The Pinocchio movie that kickstarted 2022

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*The editing in this video is gold*

[@milesedgeworth132]

That parrot was voiced by Adum. I guarantee it.

[@enriqueserrano36]

If I had ONE wish it would be for the editor to have added an actual horse whinny @12:04 it would be PERFECT

[@mariokarter13]

"Father, some nice men are saying they'll pay to see my growing hardwood."

[@gooieglopp]

I loved the format of this video! Thanks Adam!

[@hagipilo5017]

I DEMAND YOU REVIEW THIS WITH ADUM AND PALS

[@sweettea-ms7ex]

This will make for an extremely interesting reaction video

[@carsonavery3843]

That Napoleon Dynamite joke dub was timed better than the actual movie dub

[@MrNuclearturtle]

That horse talking to the camera in the beggining gave off the same energy as that viva pinate game demo back on the 360...in 2006