This video DIDN'T get demonetised?! | Gmod TTT

[@LordOfTheWailord]

Osie getting called out as a traitor only to swap to her perspective where she's holding a hotdog and wandering around aimlessly is PEAK osie

[@harveyhandbanana]

She's become ungovernable.

[@DegEldraziii]

7:27

[@itssammeh420]

Osies lazy chaos is pure gold

[@Trevor21230]

Then, her last words before death, "Aww, my hotdog!"

[@ikitsune]

Zoey respawning in front of the horse, giving it a look up and down and silently turning and flying away was just perfect

[@NomadSoul76]

Her contributing "veiny horse penis" to the conversation was pretty good too

[@Shadowreaper5]

"It is the most expensive liquid on the planet...next to printer ink, and Warhammer paint". God Lewis you have never been more right in your life

[@Bobicici]

What I wish we had this episode: Rythian Face Cam throughout all of these conversations. His silence was as telling as the few times he talked about his distress lmao

[@SoakieCat]

Poor guy

[@Tachii31]

The power in his "NO" when Lolip asked for questions about her specialist subject...

[@drakynlp1022]

the bit where he committed self--barrel-justice at 5:20 also seemed to hint at a lot of inner turmoil.

[@Americanbadashh]

But then I can't pretend it's literally Phoenix Wright in the episode

[@TehSlan]

@@Americanbadashh I think I would have choked on my food/drink if he screamed OBJECTION! when they brought up the topic again

[@S8r_BlahBlahBlah]

"Hey Billy, what's your favorite yogscast gmod ttt episode?" "The one where they talk about horse genitalia for a loooong time."

[@onedavewreckingcrew]

r/unexpectedgrumps

[@Daedrex]

Well that doesnt narrow it down

[@ZuperZombiezlayer]

Hopefully they'll develop a cure for fifty-thousand bash wounds to the head, self-inflicted from watching Dan and Arin talk about macaroni-cheese for an extended period.

[@D_Quinn]

Horse cock? Horse cock!

[@daaaaaaanny]

"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@dannyl434]

I can feel rythian just slowly fading away over the course of the horse

[@drvurruct2274]

Coursecaulk

[@bwood6337]

It's pretty big so that's understandable.

[@kamoflajh3250]

I love this new Cupid role. Good thing it was made just in time for Valentine's Day

[@Prophes0r]

I kinda wish it forced the two onto a 3rd team so they HAD to work together. Give them a custom buy menu with awful "romance" PUN named items. - Wedding Ring - Creates a cage around you and teleports your target inside with you. The cage persists until one of you dies. - Love Letter - Copy of paper airplane. maybe does something else other than exploding. - Night on The Town - you and your lover get damage reduction and the drunk effect as long as you are within [x] distance. Go paint the town red. - O'l Ball 'n Chain - Disables target's movement. - Butterflies in My Stomach - Revenge item. Spawns 6 bees from you and your lover if you die. etc...

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

@@TheCoolCucumber Nope, just sarcasm my good cucumber.

[@owenwade7621]

I cant believe after all these years, it turns out zylus literally picked his name so he could tryhard LMFAO

[@VeryPeeved]

I can.

[@TomBombadil851]

first we find out he was named after Rick Astley, now this

[@BadVideoWatcher1]

​@@TomBombadil851 He can't keep getting away with it

[@travishimebaugh8381]

If you split a cockroach in half, you do not get one roach and one cock. One of life's fundamental unfairnesses.

[@thesandwich5321]

That depends how ambitious you are.

[@Zappygunshot]

Well you see, that's because roach is 5 letters, while cock is only 4.

[@lubodega1638]

Fucked up, m8. Odd number a letters.

[@metal3978]

​@@thesandwich5321you can get one roach and one cock, but that wouldn't be in half.

[@turnip9367]

I love how Rythian was already done with the conversation the moment it began.

[@Skybreaker1337]

I was actually eating a Hot dog with French fries while watching this. However, I do have the superior training from eating while watching Hat Films videos.

[@SrTNick1]

yeah I had a calzone and was largely unbothered

[@norpotti52]

Grilled cheese for me. Have heard much worse, despite not watching Hat Films myself.

[@KoalaProductions]

2 sausage mcmuffins with egg and a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle

[@jakelee9876]

I was eating yogurt... and then Lewis starts talking about "thr most expensive liquid in the world"

[@norpotti52]

@@jakelee9876 Mmm, _horse yogurt..._

[@danhaggerty847]

Zoey getting hit by the duncannon right as she gains freedom was to good.

[@mizeress4454]

10:54 - Zoey bought a bat before Zoey did. Seems like some weird time travel thing.

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I guess it checks other players > then buys the item? Thank goodness otherwise Zoey would never get her own achieve

[@alistairwall5470]

@@DoABarrelRol1l There was an update to the mod to allow the players referenced in the achieves to get them themselves

[@Kenners1990]

I was also wondering about this. It was confusing to see it popup.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

@@alistairwall5470 Same with Rythian getting the Barrel Justice achievement, even though he was only partially involved, a few episodes back

[@Puncherjoe1]

Honestly, I'm surprised so many Yogs videos don't get demonetized

[@thesandwich5321]

They probably do, most of the revenue comes from twitch I think

[@Lastielion]

It's a vast improvement on the suicide gun and strugglefuck days where they regularly joked about rape and suicide

[@Epicchannelify]

​@@Lastielion god forbid the people who's job it is to entertain make jokes

[@shadowstalker1857]

​@@Lastielion weirdly miss those days

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

@@Lastielion I’m pretty sure you just described Ravs’ humor still. It might not be directly but I’m pretty sure they all joke about stuff like that from time to time.

[@thesandwich5321]

Rythian's stony silence throughout the whole cumversation was glorious

[@Banana900000]

It's better than him policing the conversation like he normally does

[@TheSpoegefugl]

"Sorry to anyone eating while watching" Me with a mouthful of food: "I see no problem"

[@Meraidd]

We are iron stomached viewers, after all these years

[@Solanne11]

My main issue was the risk of choking because I was laughing too much

[@waxyeye]

Same 😂

[@gurigura4457]

I've watched enough of their GTAV videos that something as innocent as horse genetalia has not effect on me anymore.

[@georgehh2574]

@@Solanne11 The risk of choking...? H O R S E C O C K

[@dgenaraition]

I fucking love Zoey calling it a sticky projectile, after having been the one to try to change the subject before a few times

[@nightmarespoon]

This video is the answer to everyone Googling in 3 weeks "Why did Rythian leave the Yogscast?"

[@JustPlainRob]

Duncan's "Depends on the horse." fucking broke me.

[@Eiroth]

I wonder what the HPM (Horsecock's per minute) of this episode is

[@Ragetiger1]

the HPM was high enough to revive Mr Hands.

[@actualegg9287]

tonight's' episode: THE WRITER'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

[@mbufton]

This implies Ravs is his own self insert oc

[@wizzzard999]

The ONE episode I ever decide to watch without headphones 😂

[@vegarstave3079]

Having the monkey grow out of the bin sounds like an alternate to pitching a tent.

[@Darth_Baggins]

I'm actually a bit surprised that when Kirsty brought up school, she didn't mentioned the bit where she learned about "milking a bull elephant." 😆

[@P108A]

I was eating sausages whilst watching this and by god they were the best sausages I have ever eaten

[@Gargflaps]

Poor Rythian trying to lock it down at every turn and it just keeps going

[@sorambit]

Ben slowly sneaking the main crew towards the realm of centaur lore. Subtle, but yes

[@Nextempus]

I would love to have seen Rythian's face reacting to the conversation during this

[@matheusGMN]

this sure will be a very weird nostalgic episode in the future "gosh do you remember that horse cock video? that was so funny! those were the good times!"

[@G59Hidden]

The fact I just finished eating right after Lewis apologized to anyone who was eating while watching is the best part of my day😂

[@sebastian114]

yeah... same here honestly at this point one would think we would know better than to eat anything when we watch the yogs... oh well

[@al145]

This was a very "Hatfilms"-esque discussion

[@nathankarr2776]

Honestly I would love as a member to get like long ttt like the whole version or something, that would be amazing!!!!!

[@Pistolsatsean]

😂 Zoey finally getting out of the water, directly into a doncannon

[@thatguywiththeface5427]

Now this is the content I subscribed for all those years ago

[@elitebeachgaming]

10:51 how did Zoey get the achievement for buying a bar before Zoey lol

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

I mean it technically was not wrong zoey hadn’t bought a bat yet And there has to be some way for the people mentioned in achievements to get them

[@lyeyeruyass5809]

If someone specifically is involved in the achive such as this it makes it impossible for that player to get ot so instead they get it when someone else gets it

[@susskinsgamer]

I can’t stop laughing. I’m 61, but I’m also apparently 12.

[@kitsunekaze93]

im 30, and im also 12 somehow, i think they might have discovered the "fountain" of youth!

[@johnpinkston3818]

I need Rythians " No" as a soundbitw

[@PresumablyTunes]

i love that zoey was trying to end the conversation then carried it on xD Zoey chaos is perfect.

[@Techstriker1]

Zoey getting the achievement for buying a bat before Zoey does.😆

[@Become-Eggplant]

I love the moment Lewis falls in love with Duncan, he tries to kill him TWICE

[@ThatPsdude]

11:42 Hearing Lewis pronounce chorizo really threw me for a loop there lol

[@chuchu9649]

It’s because they’re British, the cultural exposure to spanish pronunciation isnt there yet lol

[@ThatPsdude]

@@chuchu9649 I'm saying even from an english standpoint. I've never heard it pronounced "cho-ritz-o"

[@SoulHeartEsquivel]

Hehe as a Mexican American it's always a mixture of mild hilarity and slight cring at how others who don't natively speak our food names.

[@RoosterFloyd]

​​@@SoulHeartEsquivel Which is funny because as an American I'm exposed to a lot of people who are just learning the English language and I've never found it funny or was insulted or disgusted or even annoyed by new peoples poor English. I'm so proud of them for trying, I know a few languages and understand how hard it is as an aunt especially to learn that stuff. I honestly don't get why other countries peoples get like disgusted by people attempting to speak their language. What I do dislike however is when people move somewhere and make no effort to learn the language.

[@Zw285]

8:14 🤣Rythian with the most defiant "- No," you've ever heard in your life.

[@MagrimMudkip]

Honestly love the conversation topic and rythians pain makes it better and a good lunchtime video to watch

[@Snailman1999]

fun fact related to the amusingly cursed discussion from like, at least half the episode, Humans and Horses are two of the members of the exclusive club of mammals that get erections through blood pressure instead of a baculum aka a penis bone

[@Sbreddragon]

I enjoyed a full meal during this episode, cheers lads!

[@RagingKoopatroopa]

I was eating during this video, and food has never tasted so good before.

[@THEKratosirving]

Fun idea: One of the Randomats at the start of the round gives one player a Golden Dingus and they have to hold onto it for X amount of time, sort of like a King of the Hill minigame.

[@dragex6582]

Duncan did pretty well for himself in that first round, with his sniping.

[@pinkgazelle3445]

This just reminds me of when everyone played Cards Against Humanity back in the day and rarely did anyone lost their monitization on those videos ether.

[@Inucroft]

well, this is one of the most cursed episodes so far

[@ryanmerrick8571]

me - in the middle of eating a sausage when lewis is talking about saliva chorizo

[@BonhommeCrafter]

The company name discourse at the beginning made me think about a conversation that I had with my mother the other night about how she named her company specifically so it would be the first name at the very top of the yellow pages book. My mom apparently thinks like Zylus lol

[@olivernyland4742]

"Sorry to anyone that is eating right now" Meanwhile, me sitting here eating, just used to their bs xD

[@djfuzzo1]

rythian didn't stay quiet because he died. it was because he left, the conversation and the session lol

[@GrouchyGander]

They are really into mollusks this episode, aren't they? I also find horse conchs very fascinating!

[@Shadowsinger001]

"esteemed members of Parliament, may I present Exhibit A" *proceeds to play the "There's no Cock like Horse Cock" song by Pepper Coyote*

[@Retr0Whiskey]

Damn you. My curiosity got the better of me...

[@fangs21121]

What an episode to choose to watch while eating lunch at work. Thank goodness I use headphones 😂

[@MajorFunParts2]

Oh my god, this episode was amazing from start to finish! This is what I like to see!

[@niinaluv]

😂😂😂 lmfao! Lewis's little "duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh!" Made me think of Simon and granny bacon (watching the israphael ones again) and I laughed so damn hard! I really miss seeing Simon in so many videos 😂

[@tadhgtwo]

Rythians discomfort in this episode is perfect.

[@oldmanmag9905]

Made it to the horse body part. HOW was this not demonetized!?!

[@bethanamy]

osie and boba are the funniest yogscast members hands down

[@neotono5536]

This was a very intellectual episode.

[@brendancopster7378]

😂 Zoe being brilliant and keeping it up 😉 10:50

[@fishpop]

We all love Ben's death Bleugh but Kirstie's Weurp! is really cute.

[@Erlisch1337]

now THIS is the content that Im here for!

[@Cyrathil]

Kirsty: Who's *blam* doing *blam* that? *blam*

[@leep5038]

Lewis: You look like you have more than one stomach! Me: well thats going to be a new HR case 😂

[@HankTheMailman96]

The most expensive liquid is deathstalker scorpion venom at around $39 million/gallon.

[@masterofthekore6894]

Watching Ravs get slapped to death as a Loot Goblin by a zombie was definitely the highlight of the day.

[@KhaldorHawke]

I'm always eating while I watch these, nothing bad will happen this time around

[@akareject]

I love how nearly everyone spends the entire episode talking about horse genitalia and the fluid it produces, but Zoey mentions "sticky projectiles" ONE TIME and suddenly its the most offensive statement everyone else has ever heard. Its like talking about vulgar subjects is commonplace for the Yogscast, but the moment someone tries to be subtle or use innuendo and it is a crime against God and nature.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

10:22 Don't worry Zoey, I caught that, very funny!

[@Blitzkrieger17]

this episode was so chaotic, even a dumpster decided to get in on the action....

[@ELISainta]

"sorry if some of you are eating while watching this" are u kidding i watch waay weirder shit while eating this is just a treat, also i was litterly eating ham while watching this XD

[@SoakieCat]

Zoey got an achievement to buy a homerun bat before Zoey, interesting.

[@TehSlan]

If you save vats of it, you basically have an unlimited supply of substitute Alfredo sauce for after the apocalypse

[@TheChronova]

and its a good thing too, i dont really like alfredo anyway

[@aBendorff]

I think the cupid role being completely out in the open makes it quite a meaningless role. It should at the very least be hidden, have a win condition and a incensitive to be killed once revealed. Maybe have it be the matchmaker and it is able to secretly tag people without using the big obvious bow. And then they win if the two people they tagged are the last survivors. If they are killed maybe the couple breaks up so a very reluctant couple can hunt it down to break up.

[@Tobsta333]

This is the best advertisement for members ever

[@thomasfloyd6714]

Traitors should be able to buy a twisted cupids bow that implies they are cupid and safe but it just fires a poon

[@ryankunst668]

I can confirm as an American that generic horse semen is not particularly valuable, you can buy it by the gallon at Walmart for $3.50 a jug.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Same price as 2% milk. Wait, that was the milk section I was shopping in wasn't it?

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Never heard Chorizo pronounced "chor-itzo" before now, Lewis

[@Peekofwar]

As per interdimensional laws issue 7 §3: the killing, eating, or otherwise harming of or disfiguring of equines is prohibited. This law was passed in 7.55e+78984 parallel universes.

[@Smugs33]

On the names picked for the purpose of getting an advantage, my grandpa named his rental business "AAA rents" (or triple A rents) to be first in the phone book.

[@xRandomSarahx]

Damn I felt the pain in Zoey's voice as she had to shoot Kirsty in the back 😂 that was some Scar/Mufasa scene right there!

[@snes90]

13:43 "Rythian was innocent by the way. He's dead." That just about sums up his role this episode. Good lord, I wished the topic changed too. I thought the thumbnail was a reference to Ultimate Chicken House.

[@NeoViper64]

"thats even worse if theyre paying for this shit" lololol

[@demonslayerXP]

"What's your favorite episode of Yogscast TTT, Billy?" "I like the one where they talk about horse cocks for a loooooong time"

[@klaxoncow]

"It's like the Sims... but magical" Sims devs: **sadge face**

[@Wilbehr]

Generally i love to watch with my lunch... My new diet is going great.

[@hypergram.]

Nice to see Yogscast Seagull has finally made another appearance!

[@HowToBeQuiet]

"Love is in the air, and horsecocks."

[@Khal_Trekram]

The zombie sucker punch on Ravs was my favorite

[@anythingrandomlytaped8288]

And now I'm thinking of the song "no c*** like horse c***" cheers 🤣

[@kitsunekaze93]

"send your as***le into shock!"

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

Little fun fact for Duncan and the rest, they don't charge you for extra *bacon* or cheese at 5Guys, do with that info as you'd like. This fact brought to you courtesy of The Fast Food Secrets Club of America ©️®️™️

[@datoorion]

Lmao... The way lewis says chorizo is fucking hilarious.... Chorit-zo....

[@lastresort1plays]

Monetization as KZbin intended

[@fishpop]

17:17 Really surprised Dingus/Maxwell didn't appear until right at the end.

[@TheGreyBaron]

Hat Films viewers perfectly fine eating thru this vid

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

Barf city, population - no thank you