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[@eDRoaCH]

i love context chat. Next year's April Fool's idea: half an hour of them talking and then the video ends as the race start timer hits 0

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

Bouphe's "No!" when Rhythian passed her right at the very end of the race had such genuine sounding emotion to it. She wanted that 1st place badly.

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@jonathanpilcher337 The best actual race recently was the Boomer Sister Sweep. Like just both of them using eachother's slipstream to take 1st and 2nd.

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@jonathanpilcher337 I think there were some others on the tron bikes but ik Rythian took a stunt bike and someone else took a quad but they came 1st and 2nd cause they kept trading slipstream and were untouchable for the entire race.

[@housewilma4904]

osie is better then any random story generator.

[@TheCobraKid]

Definitely better than most Wattpad stories too

[@dagansmith5354]

Osie is just best :)

[@matheusGMN]

she should write a book at this point x)

[@Zer0billion]

26:10 Lewis really just had no thoughts in his head here huh?

[@nessle420]

LMAO mindless running

[@DarthRevan42]

Potential burger observer

[@gadag_poon]

@@DarthRevan42 was thinking that

[@Caipiranha89]

@@DarthRevan42 maybe he forgot he's on the team with fewer people?

[@garr_inc]

@@DarthRevan42 The observer was on another team that round.

[@flithbrin]

26:10 Lewis acting like nameless bad guy 7 in any action movie running up melee range then dying.

[@LtEccentric]

I can just immagine how Lewis would be with Ravs or Rythian and they would get pissed off over something or someone. Rythian goes full swedish, Ravs full scott, and after their rant Lewis just speaks angrily: "Yea, what they said!"

[@GuardianNamick]

17:20 ish Ravs literally got launched off, and then warped back onto the thing, no wonder Rythian thought Ravs had fallen off, because for all accounts he did, but he was back!

[@GentleWruzzPuppet]

Classic physics desync

[@ilyaholt8607]

I died, sadly... But I lived!

[@jepeman]

Classic shit GTA5 netcode.

[@lalli8152]

Happens often in this game. In screen of Ravs was completely different thing going on. They have in past episodes shown two points of view when something like this happen

[@edwin75571]

Fun fact silver does work on vampires and the reason vampires can’t see their reflections is because old mirrors had silver backing so a vampire would be able to see themselves in a new mirror

[@frenchbassguy]

I love real FACTS

[@Vaeldarg]

Relatively recently, had learned about the original "Dracula" story, including how it also inspired modern werewolves. Dracula was able to turn into a wolf. So the silver thing applies to both, because modern vampires and werewolves actually share the same literary origin.

[@garethhughes7430]

Well, it depends. Some vampire stories ignored the sun, thats mostly a recent invention. Sometimes werewolves when killed would rise again as vampires, theres all sorts of madness in the lore because all over the world people invented undead and bloodsuckers and we've just codified them. Similar to how the various gods and spirits of Norse mythology have become generic "Dwarves" and "trolls" and "elves" and "Giants"

[@Arcin00]

@@garethhughes7430 recent as in almost 100 years old but yes

[@JonatanArdensten]

As a swede, whenever Rythian speaks swedish I get so confused because of his accent. It's basically easier for me to understand him in english than swedish lmao

[@Poizon-]

Same here haha

[@morganpry8491]

What would you describe his accent like?

[@joshylad4024]

@@morganpry8491 a Swedish scouser

[@PonyusTheWolfdude]

@@morganpry8491 Swedish glasswegian.

[@PonyusTheWolfdude]

I came here to say this. His dialect is stronk.

[@SOENJAY]

That was good hard clean racing between Rythian and Bouphe on that first race. I appreciate it.

[@violeth2255]

There are 2 sources for why werewolves are averse to silver. The first is a retcon to the tale of the beast of Gévaudan, wherein the originally mundane bullets that finally felled the beast were reimagined as having been made by melting down silver amulets of the Virgin Mary. The second is oddly Bram Stoker's Dracula. Dracula, as a vampire, was averse to silver as it was a holy/pure material and vampires were explicitly unholy abominations. This weakness got passed to werewolves because Dracula could not only command wolves, but also was able to assume the form of a particularly large wolf and thus got strongly associated with werewolves as well. So yeah, blame the iconic vampire for why werewolves and vampires often share/swap weaknesses.

[@kylepinpin3037]

Lewis mentioning baps reminds me of the time he told Leo to get her baps out (of the oven)

[@ScottishBrah]

Rythian with the Avon comeback, honorary Scot

[@JamieAubrey]

Gladly honor him

[@destinedpotato1577]

I had a flatmate in Uni who called bread rolls, Break Cakes. Apparently its a Hull thing. There was a investment company (It was a banking company) that accidently called themselves Nonce Finance

[@dragoonussolonar7006]

Much larger than Hull, I had assumed the north as a whole, but clearly this video shows otherwise. Think it's therefore a Yorkshire thing, but definitely not just East Yorkshire at least.

[@Speederzzz]

Nonce finance, isn't that what they used to pay to prince Andrew

[@joelhicks5468]

Osie is proof that AI can't come up with anything as weird as a human can

[@sonofhades57]

It's cute how the person writing the intro thought we watch these videos for the gameplay. We actually watch them to hear about Osie's hilarious misfortune.

[@susskinsgamer]

I could listen to Osie and Bouphe tell stories for HOURS. So choice.

[@LadyLawper]

As a Gregg's worker, the mornings are the most confusing whenever anyone asks for a sausage roll.

[@scottsmith8635]

i guess that depends where you work in the country, as i would just give them the sausage in pastry version, which is a sausage roll.

[@klaxoncow]

@@scottsmith8635 I would just ask them. "Do you mean this one or this one?". A customer would rather be consulted - and felt they were being listened to - than for you to randomly decide for them and then serve them the completely wrong thing. Put one's ego to the side. If you don't know, then ask. It's perfectly okay for you not to know, as no-one will think any the less of you for not being psychic and reading minds. You can't go wrong by just asking. Even Karens just love to be asked.

[@Relyx]

It's weird, because for me I call it a cob, but when it's got bacon on it I'll always call it a bap. I think it's because of the alliteration. So I'd say "can I have a cob with sausage and ketchup please?" or "can I have a sausage and bacon bap please?"

[@buccaneerrex]

In the US they sell 'Joy' brand dish soap. It used to have the warning label 'Keep Joy out of reach of children'.

[@BlueMatter_]

Absolutely want Yogscast Bargain Hunt

[@xenostyrant4118]

The fact that no one answered the sausage in bread bun question with sausage butty was criminal

[@liallen9380]

As a native Scot, Ravs going a tiny bit Scottish warms my heart. Been years, should visit the 'omeland at some point.

[@McQuiznos]

The best unintentional podcast

[@GrouchyGander]

Tror aldrig jag känt mig så välkommen som i den här videon. Tack så mycket, Lewis Brindley från Yogscast! Hälsningar från Västerbotten!

[@jettisoncargo]

I don't think I've ever felt as welcome as in this video. Thank you very much, Lewis Brindley from Yogscast! Greetings from Västerbotten!

[@adamhutchinson5731]

Yogscast bargain hunt would be awesome!

[@bradbontrager9411]

i loved the cheeky bit of text at the beginning, especiallly because i treat the gta episodes more as a podcast anyway xD

[@Thromash]

Rythian, you animal! I got my 84 year old client to translate what you said. Can't believe you would do that to Lewis.

[@Kriscosmic]

Those gold leaf pieces you can buy at the store have no actual gold in it, they’re mostly like zinc, copper, and brass. Even at the fancy restaurants they most likely use the fake gold because it’s not like you could check before you ate it

[@Erhannis]

I see Ea-Nasir is branching out

[@anononomous]

Lots of nervous people stood around under studio lights on Deal or No Deal. There is a reasonable chance unaired footage of someone vomiting in their box exists.

[@evilemuempire9550]

As a Canadian, their pancake condiments offend my Northern sensibilities, particularly the gravy. Ain’t no way you’ll catch me putting anything salty other than peanut butter on my pancakes.

[@colemanclark1356]

I agree, as an American that conversation was horrifying

[@ComXDude]

I believe I speak for all of us when I say that we need to see these Bouphe/Osie childhood videos lol We can make a game of it. Whoever has the best (or funniest) translation of their northern insanity wins!

[@Zissou42]

When you hammer gold or another precious metal as an inlay it is known as "damascening".

[@TrilobiteTerror]

17:15 to 17:25, Sick rocket dodging, Rhythian.

[@Outcast_Pariah]

My favourite pancake is one with ice cream and jam on it - Used to have it when I visited my Grandparents in Sweden each year. Also Rythians accent in Swedish is very hard to understand and I have no idea where its from.

[@WeebishSwed]

It is a bit hard to understand Rythian's southern accent as a lower middle-Swede

[@daaaaaaanny]

Can confirm, as someone who isn't Swedish and can't speak Swedish his Swedish is hard to understand

[@jonasquinn7977]

Does he sound like a dumbass in Swedish?

[@TheMaidenlessOne]

yogcast bargain hunt needs to happen

[@klaxoncow]

Yes, Rythian. In a Gregg's, you just point at something behind the counter, and say "THAT!". It's the most they deserve, honestly.

[@Loreroth]

Jif is a common cleaning product here in New Zealand. A bap is a specific type of small bread bun. The slang is purely a british thing.

[@saltydorito7801]

I haven't watched this channel in ages but I really enjoyed this video - They have a good group here

[@zenosfire]

"Gravy" and that's when the Canadians got very upset.

[@Pratalax]

'Some rate good craic, that.

[@johnsvensson6446]

Om jag och Rythian pratade med varandra skulle Yogsen inte tro att vi pratade samma språk överhuvudtaget :D Men det är roligt att tänka sig att de tror att alla pratar som honom :)

[@mitchellgraff7131]

Isn't it the British way to think everyone sounds the same?

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

The reason that silver works on both vampires and werewolves is it's a "holy metal." In fact the entire reasoning behind vampires not being able to see their own reflections is mirrors back in the day were usually backed by silver.

[@davidwalter9162]

I generally go for peanut butter and syrup on my pancakes; maybe add molasses if I'm feeling decadent. If I want to mostly just appreciate the pancake without it getting lost in toppings, I'll just do butter and either honey or syrup.

[@TheOnlyOrk]

these are great podcast material

[@therealHaml0rd]

People have always thought I was crazy putting gravy on pancakes, and now I'm vindicated!

[@positronalpha]

I'm surprised Rythian didn't bring up Honda Fitta in the discussion about bad car names.

[@_Zer0Gr4vity_]

I love these Yogscast podcast episodes with GTA in the background.

[@fishpop]

1:31 Okay Swedish peeps; let us know what Rythian said.

[@torylva]

It's fine, Lewis, most swedes don't know what Rythian says either. He is danish after all! (That's the obligatory "Scanians are Danish" joke, produced and presented by the north-swedish mob!)

[@Lionlord1000]

Omg i cant belive lewis would send such a message

[@klaxoncow]

And, yes, gold is edible. Mainly because gold is a very unreactive metal. It really doesn't want to alloy with anything. So, basically, it just passes through you, doing nothing. Reacting with nothing. But, actually, that's the root of why it's considered a "precious metal" in the first place. For example, take a look at Tutankhamun's death mask. Do a Google image search on "Tutankhamun". Even though it's thousands of years old, it looks like it could have been forged yesterday. Gold doesn't want to alloy with anything - as it's an unreactive metal - and so it's pretty impervious to the ravages of time. It doesn't rust or decay. Like, say, iron does. Indeed, there actually was a civilisation, back in Persian times, that actually had "iron pieces". They used iron as a precious metal - forging coins and ingots and stuff out of it. The grand problem with this was that... say you were a rich man and you decided to preserve your wealth in precious metals. So you converted your money into iron ingots and stored it away in your vault. Then, years later, you'd come back - to make a deposit - and the iron bars would have rust on them. So you brush off the rust and then weigh them and.... oh, they weigh less. And as precious metals are valued by their weight, that just means you've lost money. Where did the iron go? Well, that rust you brushed off. Rust is iron oxide. Iron, unlike gold, does react. With the oxygen in the air, and it turns to iron oxide - rust. You just brushed some of your money onto the floor to brush off that rust. But if you converted your money into gold bars and stored those in your vaults then - as with Tutankhamun's mask - you could come back thousands of years later, weigh the bars and.... exactly the same weight. They've reacted with nothing in all that time. There's nothing intrinsically special or valuable about gold as an element. I mean, it's a good electrical conductor - and that's why you'll notice the contacts on game cartridges and the contacts on your graphics card have gold on them. And, yes, it's really actually gold. Though, as with "gold leaf", it's nanometers thin - mere atoms - because it's expensive stuff. But it's used where you need to make electrical contact, because it's such a good electrical conductor. This is why - cue the meme - there's more gold in a ton of mobile phones than a ton of gold ore. It's all those electrical contacts. They all have that thin layer of gold on the contacts. Whereas, gold is naturally rather sparse in rocks. An awful lot of gold ore has to be processed to get enough of it. So much so, that, yeah, a ton of mobile phones will have more gold in it than a ton of the gold ore they dig up. And this unfortunately means that there are poor folks in India who're using some quite nasty toxic chemicals to extract gold - and other previous metals - from old mobile phones, to scrape enough together to sell for a pittance. And the stuff that's used really is very nasty chemicals. Not remotely good for their health. But when you're that poor, you have little choices but to roll the dice and hope to somehow survive, I guess.

[@Debdibib]

Mmm that skånska hit home so nice. Thank you Lewis and Rythian

[@Matt09pearce]

The Mitsubishi Pajero was renamed as Montero for Spanish markets because Pajero translates to "Wanker". The huge words "PAJERO" plastered across the entirety of the back door while it sits in the left lane refusing to budge makes the roadrage inducing experience a little more enjoyable

[@Steve_Keen]

As a Canadian I am absolutely traumatized from that pancake discussion.

[@antorseax9492]

8:58 I thought Rythian said 'nonce' for a second...

[@Pwnager29597]

The reason car airbags are dangerous for children below a certain age is because the exploding airbag is designed to hit an adult's chest and halt their forward momentum, sometimes with enough force to break bones. The height of an adult's chest is about the same height as a child's face. So that explosive force in a child's face can break noses, shatter cheek bones, and sometimes snap necks. So it has more to do with the height of said children than how old they are. A particularly large/tall child is fine.

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

The fact that no one has commented the translation of what Rythian said at the start is actually impressive.

[@czilla-le2em]

That’s why I’m in the comments 😂

[@Sorfinali]

Ravs just becomes Nilesy

[@Oscar-wp5cq]

Tack så jätte mycket Rythian och Lewis

[@torylva]

Silver is not soft, but it is very brittle. It does not bend, it snaps instead.

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

To fair to the Greggs - the lass near where I worked gave me a free coffee because I used to get coffee from Greggs a lot and forever forgot the little card thing they give you. She was great. Overworked as fuck - there'd be a ridiculous queue at lunch, and it'd be just her trying to serve a tonne grouchy Londoners, half of which were then convinced that something was wrong with their food, like they'd just ordered Petit Pois from the fucking Ritz, and not a pastry from one of the largest bakery chains in the world.

[@GuerillaBunny]

Relating to Bouphe right now. Described my sober mind to a friend, who said it sounds like being on drugs. Which they had had experience with.

[@NuclearSlayer52]

7:55 Jif peanut butter can technically be pronounced "Yif", aka Yiff, a term referring to furry porn

[@sevearka]

Hej hej! Hälsningar från Jönköping, Dreamhacks födelseplats! Nostalgic hearing Skånska again since I studied in Lund for a long time. Such a cozy dialect.

[@jonnybb]

Baps are in Newcastle too !

[@animefarm2482]

It like here in the US. If you go south we eat grits with butter and fried egg, but in the north you would even eat grits but oat meal with maple syrup

[@Jason0binladen]

The object of deal or no deal is to win a lot of money not lose the game and break even, even if you lose you get to be on the show, you're paying for exposure at that point the only thing you can lose is your dignity

[@lukekopec8370]

There is a popular ramen shop in Seattle formerly called "Kukai Ramen" until they found out "Kukai" means "Poop" in native Hawaiian... now it's "Kizuki Ramen."

[@Crackmonkey809]

I want this to be a 2 hour podcast.

[@KuroroSama42]

25:00 I don't know about laws over there, but here in Canada it's just a recommendation for kids 12 and under to not be in the front seat. Some provinces require there to be no airbag or it be disabled.

[@anactualpigeon6844]

Everyone joking about seeing over the steering wheel really saved Lewis from them acknowledging his very bad play, running over to get hit and then falling off the edge

[@emdentaylor1110]

rythian knowing the ya da sells avon reference has made my day

[@clarehidalgo]

25:09 Where I live in the USA, you need to be at least 13 years old or over 4'9" to sit in the front passenger seat. Though all kids under 8 must be in the back seat, leaving a grey area for all those 8-12 year olds who may be tall enough to sit in the front (4'9" is the average height of a 12 year old girl in the USA)

[@DoodleBugGames]

At greggs for us they have link or lorne sausage so you'd say 'link roll' for a sausage sandwich

[@thelicand3931]

The first half of the video has me feeling like the finding Nemo quote: "It's like he's trying to speak to me I know it"

[@merlinparsons668]

"We should do a Yogscast Bargain Hunt" so the merch store then? Lol

[@Wooberstein]

They need to import some maple syrup, it's obviously the best pancake condiment

[@TheGebad]

Where I grew up the classic "confuse the non scots" phrase was "Geez a peh an an ingin in an aw"

[@drummanicman]

Sausage roll is the pastry one. I would expect a sausage in pastry from a bakery. Sausage roll in a cafe, I would expect a bread roll with a twice cooked suasage.

[@CaptainBloodyAwesome]

I looked up at the screen halfway through this podcast before I realized they were playing GTA

[@TheIvalen]

I have'n't watched the gameplay in forever - just listen to these episodes like a podcast.

[@fishpop]

My topping every pancake day is Jif lemon juice from a plastic lemon thing and caster sugar

[@psychopurple]

ben that shot. chefs kiss.

[@abbeywatson7982]

I think they should all have a game of pigeon protocol i think it would be absolute chaos!

[@allenellisdewitt]

This was maybe the most UK version of one of your episodes ever. :P lol

[@Speederzzz]

From podcast with race in the background to podcast with loading screens!

[@ryanmartin4452]

the editor calling us out at the start lol

[@mattyh7614]

Yogscast GTA 5 is basically one of those videos where the top half of the video is a podcast. And the bottom half of the video is some basic ass Minecraft jumping puzzle

[@nikkob1252]

0:16 I watched the intro purely in spite of that comment.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

whenever they talk about what they call bread rolls it reminds me that the Brits have a seemingly very limited selection of bread options. In Denmark we have so many different names for and types of bread that they take up a huge chunk of the dictionary. It's more fun because you can have half a dozen or more different types of bun at any baker, but not only do the names differ between regions, there are also some local differences in how they're made, so even if they're called the same, you may not get exactly the same thing

[@HeinerGunnar]

As your southern neighbours: same. We have like over a hundred different types of bread and/or buns

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

they were talking in very general terms. there are many types of breads/cobs/rolls/buns/bagels ETC in most countries. a cob with seeds made of different dough is still a cob, they are just talking generally, not specifically.

[@jonasquinn7977]

It’s worth keeping in mind that we have the exact same thing, we just also have a lot of slang for bread and rolls in general If you want a specific type then sure you’d use it’s actual name to be clear

[@Bloodfencer1990]

Re: the booster seat thing. At least here in Germany kids are not allowed to sit in the front until they are either 12 years old or a certain height. There have been a lot of accidents where chidlren got suffocated by the airbags, hence they are not allowed to sit in front because the one thing that's supposed to save them in a crash might actually kill them.

[@Groovewonder2]

We need an episode full of people with heavy accents just leaning into them. Give me the incomprehensible.

[@coreydinkins7115]

Lemon juice on pancakes sounds weird, but now I wanna try it. Also almost everything else they put on them sounds weird. I use maple syrup, I’m American btw and over here most people use syrup, or butter. I think some people use honey as well.

[@BKDenied]

Noons out for the lads

[@frenchbassguy]

I’ve never been more lost and confused in a Yogs video before…

[@SmashedHatProject]

Australia still has Jif cleaning products

[@MrLego3160]

Ravs turned into bigmooney

[@jonasquinn7977]

He’ll turn you into broon breid

[@lukemurphy7917]

After having gravy and pancakes, I’ll be having a very runny crepe

[@walnzell9328]

Man, Jiff here in the US in peanut butter. The hell is going on over there and why is your Jiff, which is not peanut butter, Siff now?