HOW ICE CREAM IS REALLY MADE | Gmod Build Off

[@Not_Pie]

Problem:Ice cream company going out of busines Solutions- Lewis: Build an American ice cream parlor Duncan: Nighmare ice cream stand Spiff: Buy the government

[@happyguy0105]

Spiff: Modern problems require modern solutions

[@lostmyhead8220]

Arguably, Spiff and co. created the American ice cream parlor

[@Yulooking2]

I loved the department of ice cream the most, I think everyone should vote for it. Yes I am a real person and definitely not a paid commenter

[@jonathanschmidt4676]

I too am a real person and Mr. Spiff is great. Vote for the Department of Ice Cream and don't forget to drink your tea.

[@cyborg_v271]

Also dont forget to subscribe to the Yogscast (TM) and the Yogscast (TM) Spiffing Brit (TM). I am not a cybernetically enslaved customer working off my life debt to the Yogscast megacorp (TM), I am just a normal human commenter

[@shanadir]

Ha. Ha. It is so, human friends. My mirth is proof of my humanity. This is a KZbin text message written to confirm the truth that has been spoken.

[@DeadPool-fy6it]

Yeah well im a paid bot....

[@openlybeta1755]

2:55 Siri sounded so disturbed by Duncan's question, like she was considering alerting the authorities

[@travishimebaugh8381]

"I'm checking. Four, same as your teste-" *Duncan hurriedly presses the stop button*

[@thisismylife9582]

It also set off my Siri! Ugh

[@notoriousgoblin83]

@@travishimebaugh8381 those aren't breasts then...

[@RebelSympathyzr]

What im confused by is the fact he actually had to ask Siri

[@IcedLance]

Fun fact: every time Siri can't answer your question or doesn't understand you, your request gets recorded and sent to someone to listen, transcribe and figure out the best answer so that next time it can hopefully answer that.

[@SmallEyeStudios]

Ben: We need to make a government institution that’s legally binding Me: *FRIDGE TAX*

[@Dewi-H]

Don't give the UK government ideas. Otherwise we'll have to have licenses to own cutlery. :D

[@tophatterfyn9040]

Dewi there used to be a thing in the uk called window tax 200yrs ago so it's happened before

[@Fontan_]

@@Dewi-H I mean...knives are regulated a bit aren't they?

[@RedBeardWalking]

Might have a chilling effect on things though

[@tryveliek7799]

​@@Fontan_ In the UK? Yes. Irritatingly so. Want a soil knife for splitting up pot plants? Nope, unnecessarily long blade and aggressive serrations. Illegal. Meanwhile, cheap Poundland kitchen knives (the sort of thing that's actually used in stabbings), totally fine, buy as many as you want. I have a pen knife I bought before the restrictions got so tight that's technically an offensive weapon if it leaves my house for any reason, because it had a folding blade longer than one inch. Have you ever tried stabbing anything with a folding blade that doesn't lock?....yes, I'm still salty about this.

[@SamuelWhitby]

16:20 Once you pay attention to Spiff's breathing, you can't unhear it...

[@parrapaTh3Rappa]

It was a sign of true excitement and passion, yes..state mandated ice cream is best!

[@klaxoncow]

@@thespiffingbrit ** Spiff moves away from the mic to breathe in (It's an old meme, but I think you'll find it checks out.)

[@bluestormpony]

Its a vocal training thing i think. But usually you arent supposes to hear it lol

[@billygee73]

Bob Ross gives you two scoops because every scoop needs a friend

[@TehStevz]

Happy little cones.

[@MrAsymmetry_]

A message to the editor: The thematic background music during the reveals was great. I appreciated that.

[@georgehh2574]

It really added to the atmosphere 🙂

[@kkay000]

"I bought an ice cream company which was going out buisness" probably not the worst decision lewis has ever made

[@Freedomerider]

What's been worse?!

[@jayus6134]

Freedomerider help develop and putting resources into a game that never came to fruition, and that people bring up and joke about

[@koenvandamme6901]

@@jayus6134 Oh, you mean Yogve- *gunshot* *sound of body hitting the floor*

[@Auriorium]

I can totally agree with that XD

[@Freedomerider]

@@jayus6134 Oh... Oh... Yeah... I kinda forgot about *That*

[@BurningFyre]

Lewis: theyll all choose alpha Duncan, Ben, and Spiff: *immediately take the baby cones*

[@Gormathius]

What Duncan, Ben and Lewis of course don’t know is that the baby cone is needed for the infinite ice cream exploit.

[@georgehh2574]

To be fair, they'll all be massively overpriced! 😆

[@gussforlife]

spiff: whats something that people physically need me: oh like water or air or something spiff: TAXES

[@timeenoughatlast3368]

Lewis: build me an ice cream shop Ravs, ben and Spiff: Guys, what if we build a dystopian extermination centre themed around selling ice cream. Duncan, checkpoint and zylus: "what if you could milk the left for dead tank" Lewis and pedguin: build a modern art gallery with more interesting art than the Tate. My favourite of course, aligns with Supreme leader spiff and his Ice cream work camps. Dear leader mandates my fun so I must vote for him.

[@kipper-7273]

The tate is the worst gallery I've ever been to lol

[@KyleDB150]

1:20 here we see Lewis and Pedguin inventing the concept of "air conditioning"

[@monferno1]

Yogs, you need to weld everything to everything, A needs to be welded to B, C, D, E, F, and G, B needs to be welded to A, C, D, E, F and G, C needs to be welded to A, B, D etc. if you do this they’re all welded to eachother and function as a single prop. The reason that they spin and shit is cause something isn’t welded to everything so it’s able to jiggle, and when multiple things arnt welded to eachother they can hit eachother and cause glitches

[@walrusonion9yearsago777]

This has terrifying implications, with that title and Doncon's face.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

I'd.... rather not think about it. Doncon is terrifying enough.

[@Tsakeli]

And Ben's comment to Ravs the MOMENT he was put on their team

[@pacosoentken303]

I like how pooh slapped the horse dingus at the start

[@TheTokiyasama]

🛑🛑You are now under arrest under the new national security law🛑🛑

[@DeepfriedChips]

maize lam weewoo it’s the no emoji police

[@gavinf28]

Every video should start with a good dingus slapping

[@CluelessBlueTTV]

Smackth horse dingus dongus

[@TheAcdcninja]

You made hundreds of people restart the video

[@aidenhall2807]

Lewis : It’s like build a bear but for ice cream! so lewis... an ice cream parlour 😂😂

[@tjeulink]

Whats an ice cream parlour?

[@wilmagregg3131]

@@tjeulink in america at least what lewis built is a actuall thing its a store filled with many diffrent types of ice cream and toppings on display that you can choose from and theyll make it for you into what ever ice cream treat you want cone sunday or shake the biggest ones are run by ben and jerries and they do infact have wacky flavours like Butter Ketchup or other weird things to the point i think they have a couple hundred flavours at this point

[@Mar_Marine]

Lewis’ and Ped’s should’ve been Create-a-Cone, would’ve fit with Build-a-Bear.

[@TheDreadedJuggernaut]

They could do a crossover like kream-a-bear or bear-kream-u

[@SushiReynolds]

Craft a cone rolls off the tongue better

[@Dog-eg8lc]

Man-Milk! Should this have been uploaded to KZbin or DeviantArt?

[@JackPorter]

i am the milk-man. my milk is delicious!

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

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[@3DRiley_]

You can find the full episode on onlyfans

[@fishpop]

PornHub.

[@nima266]

Zylus: "I'm an alpha." Literally everyone else: "pfft okay."

[@Minox_]

Lewis: Icecream Spiff: Did you mean 'taxes'?

[@Cookie-qu1gs]

*Table splinters into tiny pieces* "That should be fine, right?" "Yeah" 13:49

[@Meraidd]

I love the interactive builds :D find ben, build your own ice cream, catan, etc

[@tonysquinz]

KreamU, love the idea of build your own cone.

[@Alasius]

@@tawnykyle-cm5eq I'm not sure how far the US is taking it, but european standard would be 2 waffle sizes and a bunch of different flavors to choose from as ice cream balls (and you'd pay per ball) or 2-3 different sized soft ice creams (where you mostly can choose between 2 or 3 combinations of soft ice cream). I heard in the US it'd be typical to have toppings added (like smarties or chocolate chips) though those are unusual on to-go ice cream in Europe (my experience).

[@TheseAreMyFavorites]

​@@Alasius Yeah in my part of the US at least (west coast) there are a wide variety of cones to choose from, typically between 5 ~ 10 (chocolate dipped, plain waffle, choco dipped w/ sprinkles, half white choco half dark/milk, etc) and so many toppings to choose from, from popular candy bars chopped up to fruits/berries to some varieties of sugary cereal. Some places will knead the topping into the ice cream before putting it into the cone if you desire! And of course there are the various syrups you can pour over it all, too: chocolate, marshmallow, caramel, various fruit/berry, etc. I'm not a fan of ice cream myself but generally speaking there's something for everyone at a US ice cream parlor lol, you can get pretty crazy with it

[@georgehh2574]

@@TheseAreMyFavorites That's fucking nuts lol 😆

[@RubelliteFae]

@@Alasius Ice cream balls? 🤨 😆😂

[@alexross4792]

"Hello everyone and welcome back to Tr... GARRYS MOD BUILDING" I heard that sneaky edit ;)

[@paulparker5187]

0:36 when did Yogscast get so famous they could collab with president of china

[@DaliborOkoro]

7:12 that music sync was so good though.

[@johnnyman117]

Ben always builds the best things in these.

[@styfen]

Ben is the savior of the channel (along with Bouphe, FiZone and Spiff).

[@5Andysalive]

@@styfen Yeah. who needs this Lewis guy, who runs everything.

[@McQuiznos]

This is my favorite good build by far. All three were just fantastic.

[@xorinzor]

Kream -u should be selling both Kream-Cones and Kream-Pie's. Imagine the business!

[@transorm987]

I love the music they added depending on the build

[@gallows_Calibrator]

They were all so good, but I think the Department of Ice Cream wins my vote. I fully expect Spiff to take advantage of this revelation that in Garry's mod, he cannot be sued. 100% balanced business strats.

[@dos541]

2:55 they can sometimes have a 5th teet but it is usually really small

[@DirkVomEck]

16:32 "Warum schaust du mich so an?" translates to "Why are you looking at me like that?" But sure, the sun/ice cream thing works as well xD

[@NateDawg0007]

Meanwhile Lewis and Ped just invented Cold Stone.

[@hanmetalworks]

for the first gmod build off ever, i think they all had really good ideas

[@BuhBuhBarney]

i like that Lewis went from solving global warming to making a build-a-bear

[@syke-o7029]

All of their concepts were great. Really enjoyed this build battle.

[@OvAeons]

Brindley Cream! Hot butter ice cream! We take the hot butter Mix it with the ice cream Freeze it up cool, you can see it on your screen Put it in your microwave, make it real hot Like a soup or a dip We call it Heat 'N' Sip Very tasty and healthy too! Brindley Cream! Hot butter ice cream!

[@scj7779]

Swear on my life I thought "Cream UrSelf" maybe 2 seconds before Lewis said it. That's why I love this man.

[@I0d0ma]

I love when Lewis starts a speech with "(blank) is this thing that/were"

[@OSCARMlLDE]

I love that Lewis invented an idea that a number of chains in America already use (you pay for your ice cream by weight)

[@RubelliteFae]

You pay by weight in more ways than one

[@drummanicman]

that "!" noise with LewLew and Ped. AMAZING EDITING!

[@robd4391]

I could watch these build challenges and pictionary forever

[@KhanggiTanka]

Cream U is a shop I would go to but the department of icecream is truly scary with a great backstory

[@0211brucetube]

I love gmod builds but this one was particularly good

[@sociallyundead419]

The music was on point with this episode.

[@MickeyFreeBird]

Kream Urself was by far my fave and would totally go there if it was real XD

[@mossfoster5317]

I just realised that Gmod build off is the modern video game equivalent of scrap heap challenge

[@RedElectrik]

The size tool is something that was needed for years

[@hc6157]

1:48-2:02 is pure gold

[@andrewrobinson4019]

1:50 Ben's silence is deafening.

[@TheGoodDoctor1701]

Never mind the bus stop ad saying "Why are you looking at me like that?"

[@thatno0b504]

2:02 this is how you know Ben is a dad and has dealt with kids

[@agneskapop5592]

Team Duncan, Zylus and Checkpoint are the Halloween town! XD I love it! Take something cute and nice and make it scary. I need this ice-cream shop! ❤️🍦👻

[@Sebbir]

You gotta give Lewis team credit for making an actual functional icecream parlor

[@chadthundercock5641]

I like how every time it cuts to Duncan, it just looks more and more like something out of Shadbase

[@SammiXK12]

'Why are you looking at me' is what the sign actually says xD

[@Gormathius]

Lewis: Big human size, powerful size... Me: Astartes pattern, Primarch pattern.

[@TonyEjerJiang]

Spiff’s voice is perfect for introducing their business.... only for outside though.

[@VME-Brad]

So, what I think happened, was that Ravs was busy looking up some very specific porn, and lewis called and said they needed him for a recording. "Man-Milker massage parlor" is the result...

[@drewatiritilli]

spiff is such a solid addition to the yogs

[@mazarym]

19:38 "Alpha Chad topping for me.." Hahahaha

[@XirlioTLLXHR]

2:30 1- Child size 2- Normal size and 3 - Worlds Strongest Man size so that Eddie Hall, Thor, Nick Best and them big guys can get a normal sized icecream for their tummies.

[@kyleward1834]

Spiffs and ben are fast becoming one of my favourite yogscast duos

[@sirquackles5890]

Just the complete silence after Ravs pitches his idea is absolutley perfect.

[@Thromash]

Ravs tried so hard to hold it in with Spiffs phrasing hahahahaha

[@LinkDawnbringer]

Farr's Fresh in the USA is basically build a bear for ice cream, it's great

[@lucasstrong9208]

Ped: Build a' ice cream... we need a catchier name Me: Construct a Cone!!! It's perfect!!! Lewis: C R E A M Y O U R S E L F

[@hunterroylund4842]

“Can we get like a nuclear waste barrel” 😂

[@AquaticWaffels]

I feel like in the next episode of gmod build they should announce the winner of the last one

[@Empiodge]

really hard to pick a winner out of those. everyone did such a great job!~

[@1BlueScreenOfDeath1]

"the day zylus stopped wanting to live in the same country as duncan: the documentary"

[@crackedemerald4930]

11:21 lol matt did know who it was.

[@jamesddiii1292]

8:05 build a bear ice cream? I take it there are no Coldstone Creameries in Britain?

[@virtualfroggy]

Ive never heard of that

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

LowQualityContent it's essentially ice cream that they mix everything into on a chilled stone counter top. Honestly I don't think it's all that great.

[@13lace]

@@virtualfroggy It's a creamery where you choose your size of either a cone or cup; flavors of ice cream; toppings and mix ins like cookies, candy bars, etc.

[@ElysianAura]

Or like any frozen yogurt place

[@animationguy1000]

@@ElysianAura I don't think we really have frozen yogurt in the UK, at least it's not popular. I mean we have ice cream parlours. But not ones where you build it yourself.

[@modelcitizenvlad]

Christ I accidentally knocked my headphones out and for some reason my volume was set to max and blasted your intro to the entire house

[@skrauds]

It would be great to see Sips in one of these if he wants to

[@philipmiller6397]

I love the DOIC and am not forced to say so or be shot.

[@Bla1ner_]

I really hope someone makes a book cake combo ice cream...

[@Lorissarusrex]

The department of icecream hands down xD

[@raymondwald909]

So glad my old favorite is still posting

[@danieltv9122]

Have we had a, like Landmark/monument build challange? Like you've been giving the chanve to add to the London skyline GO!

[@amplewarrior1923]

But they're all so good!

[@appl_es9205]

I never thought I would live to see the day that a Tank gets milked to make ice cream..

[@khangarraty727]

zoned out on reddit on my phone until 5:21 when i looked up oof

[@Lucash090688]

G mod challenges are always good but this was the best for a while. Ha

[@Cosmic_Tortoise]

Not even a minute and lewis gets politcal

[@tenacity25]

"How do we make sure ice cream doesn't melt" Replace it with cool whip.

[@Stormrider1138]

I love the Department Of IceCream

[@edwardmarriott-smith5052]

Did anyone else notice Spiffs Giga-Gasps when he was delivering his pitch?

[@stone5against1]

First thing I see upon starting the video.., them abusing the resizing tool.. glad to see they haven't already forgotten this exists!

[@beefcake1876]

I vote Ravs's Man Milk idea.

[@kaibrooks2309]

Peds original pitch was literally just a walk in freezer lol

[@lilyeves892]

No better sign of a good built than when tbey all just start laughing at how ridiculous it is

[@johncastor2413]

It isn't Yogs, if a really simple theme doesn't becomes questionable :D

[@Pendarin_]

When Alexa told Duncan cows have four teets I thought she said fourteen xD

[@oliverrawlinson1746]

We have learnt a lot a about Duncan today

[@salamanderdeath]

Kream U for sure was the best

[@donkeymilkman8934]

Damn that background music is catchy.

[@laoch690]

"Build a Bear" "Craft a Cone"

[@DistinctX42]

You guys should add text screens to use so you don't have to draw words with ropes