Jerma Tries To Control Himself - Jerma Plays Kinect Games (Long Edit Part 1)

[@princessjellyfish98]

HIGHLY recommend watching the jillian michaels section at 2x speed, he looks like a little bug crawling on the floor

[@starrblitz]

THIS IS KILLING ME LMFAO

[@Aercoh]

the kicking part made me choke on my water

[@plokijum]

I think I got the envelope for him

[@somebats]

IM CRYING

[@codybates5659]

I need a .gif of this IMMEDIATELY!

[@vipermehj]

That's my Jerma standing at 5' 4" with a 13ft wide neck!

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

its not 13 feet wide its 13 feet around. (4 feet wide)

[@vipermehj]

@@ChaseThePinballWizard I already got all the likes I needed to get the Jerma Doll from the arcade so i don't care

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

@@vipermehj wut

[@blu3260]

Biblically accurate Jerma dimensions

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@vipermehjwould you be up for sharing the doll?

[@ChewyTwee]

I love that he decided to play all the exercise games first so for the entire stream he's out of breath and exhausted

[@phatpolarbear]

16:10 Hearing an exasperated Jerma say "F*ck you Jillian Michaels, open the door" in the most defeated tone killed me

[@billybois5745]

That bit of when he sees his face with the kinect camera at the start is the highlight of this thing

[@AMan-xz7tx]

S tier bit, I'm surprised clip channels haven't used that before

[@rmshX]

6:33 made me cry

[@mythcat1273]

I love how in the Harry potter game you basically just play as someone's self insert oc

[@JadeJoestar-uy6hg]

EbonyDark'nessDementiaRavenWay985

[@mythcat1273]

@JadeJoestar-uy6hg HELLO ABA FROM GUILTY GEAR STRIVE I LOVE YOU

[@JadeJoestar-uy6hg]

@@mythcat1273 Im the real Aba from Guilty Gear and I love you too vampire Jerma :3

[@PrinceCustodian]

It's not a new story or anything you've just been a guy that's always been there.

[@loafcookie4603]

I can’t stop laughing at 43:23 where he swings his arm around in circles going “wingardium-wingardium-wingardium-wingardium-“

[@leoquinn04]

i love how the kinect is able to detect jeremy's true form, moai statue andy

[@alaraplatt8104]

thats his hitbox

[@gremlinman9724]

"why not just, like, eat one less bag of potato chips every day for 300 less calories instead of doing all this to burn 20?" he says, apparently understanding dieting for a moment, before taking a drink from a can of full-sugar coca cola

[@jgofimusic]

? He's not trying to lose weight thoug

[@nimshimshargal]

is he dieting or something? idk but i don't think he needs to lose weight

[@Todomo]

​@@nimshimshargalno he evidently isn't hence the full sugar coke. he's just doing these for fun

[@mythcat1273]

There's two whole lion poses in this video, what a steal

[@ezralives]

he looks like a flower in the thumbnail

[@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis]

I'm a thirsty little flower you have to water me But you have to use weird analogies and makes clown noises

[@plokijum]

Breath taking beauty. Can’t believe he also is the sus guy

[@_good_b0y_]

He IS a flower. Its only difference from ordinary flowers is that it needs to be watered with piss.

[@Neodinokiy]

Needed this. It’s been a long week.

[@Zaretar]

Same man. Life is hard lately and the two things that have helped me laugh are Jerma and Bob's Burgers

[@smooth4553]

Foreeeallllllll

[@sumthinsumthin6196]

You and me both. Wishing you the best

[@Jxlp]

I’ve been binging these for a while and didn’t even notice this one came out today, shoutout the dumptruck

[@Yemmer]

I’m bedridden with what could be Covid and I needed this real bad, thanks dumptruck for the assist 🙏

[@deejorno]

i believe in you brother, stay strong

[@watcher842]

channel the power of the dumpy and push through

[@plokijum]

It gets really tough when you need to laugh and cough at the same time

[@plosonen]

Same here but with Pneumonia, Dumptruck the goat ♥

[@lavalampdrinkr]

be sure to not overexert yourself (especially if it is covid)!!! i hope you get better soon

[@regularspecial1]

what in all the circles of hell could possibly be stored within the biggest loser DLC catalog

[@christinethedoll]

The way they had Voldemort speed through those lines in the first year finale was absolutely diabolical LMAO

[@mwroberson9084]

Blown away at how well his inputs are read. I remember being like 10-12 and the Kinect pissing me off

[@ninaaa98]

18:12 a-punk by vampire weekend

[@doorframe6716]

underrated comment

[@TechieindahHood]

In tears over the Jillian Michaels Fitness Adventure bit with him on the floor

[@MrCatsJvk]

1:28:37 Jerma when his owner (Holly) let's him ride in the passanger seat! (No booster seat)

[@NoNameAtAll2]

lets* let's = let us

[@CheeseChurger]

@@NoNameAtAll2 Sent to the meatgrinder for that one

[@qorso]

Yes she lets us ride jerma ​@@NoNameAtAll2

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

What a beautiful Flowerma985

[@AMan-xz7tx]

that's actually Jerma984 (the last one got left in the growing tube too long)

[@schmee9025]

its like christmas thank you lord dumptruck

[@beansavacado8134]

mom: sweetie what are you doing? me: I’m watching a man play with himself online!

[@NVUSAttitude]

0:09 i really thought he was trying to normalize repairmen climbing into your windows. I wasnt paying full attention but i got really nervous

[@MegaJackolope]

They're like the engineers from the Citadel in Mass Effect. Just autonomous beings that exist only for their unknown purpose. They don't announce themselves; their mere presence is the announcement of an unknown problem they have arrived to fix. Also don't talk to them or impede them in any way, to do so is a grave offense. Just let the repairman climb through your window and fix your fridge. Don't make eye contact.

[@Lysvsyl]

@@MegaJackolope Honestly would prefer that to reality.

[@NVUSAttitude]

@@Lysvsyl at least you could rely on them being there and getting it done And i wont have to make smalltalk

[@dtims3262]

i like the genuine panic when he was trying to dodge voldemort like he was going to get shot in real life or something

[@regularspecial1]

"words words words, just stop talking and do it" - Bob

[@chrono817]

"Stand up and finish what you started" - Bob

[@Sweet_Reverb]

1:20:49 Disneyland has a population of 500,000,000 people?

[@Reac2]

United States of Disney

[@ZxybzzYT]

6:33 kills me every time lmao

[@_trois]

It’s really one of the funniest clips, never gets old

[@limpbizkitfan420]

fr i started crying

[@zacharyjune7510]

Dump truck thank you seriously this channel brings me and my boy toy so much joy.

[@captnaners]

1:07:00 "no, it's necessary"// "Come on, Tars" moment

[@Harloco.]

5 years later Jermas 163 inch neck still haunts us

[@absolithink1117]

the 1 fps replay after dying in the harry potter game is killing me

[@Shamman_komanch]

24:44 this is taking damage sound from the original DOOM

[@IAmCaligvla]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it.

[@crusaderguy1817]

Probably one of his best streams to date, thank you dumptruck

[@acidicbarkbeast]

44:40 Where Is The Quidditch 😡WHERE Is the Quidditch 😡😡🤬??

[@jordancasssandra]

1:09 area man discovers bluetooth earbuds

[@doifhg]

He was transported into I have no mouth and I must scream

[@IAmCaligvla]

57:34 POTATO POTATO STUPID POTATO POTATO

[@camman2330]

Dude i just saw these videos and i was like i hope dump makes a video on it because i dont wanna watch the 6 hour stream and legit u made it a day after

[@gothghost7491]

"If I got onto Wipe Out, I would not fall down one time," says the guy who slapped himself in the face

[@cherubug]

so excited to watdch this and future parts thank u so much

[@MyNamesGoGo]

Man this is gonna go great with my 2 hour lumchbreak tomorrow

[@Nyexcellente]

16:31 😂 ▪︎Jerma straight up dies▪︎ Jillian: "Good!"

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

Jerma feels like he doesn't exist on this physical realm

[@meyr1992]

6:50 skinwalker sees his true face for the first time

[@thepoonhound3003]

2:10:11 oh damn look at that smirk, just with written words benjamin franklin was able to make jerma absolutely smitten. you know, i think if benjamin franklin was still alive, he'd be able to seduce jeremy

[@Reac2]

Did you know that Benjamin Franklin frequently wrote about how much he loves seducing and sleeping with older women? Apparently their experience and inability to get pregnant made him wily. Anyways Jerma has atleast one of those attributes

[@umadachi]

Local 5'4 streamer sees his face for the first time, screams and cries and farts

[@UnofficialCyane]

a guy doing a job coming in through my window? Jerma that's crazY

[@Zaretar]

The thumbnail is so funny Also holy nostalgia

[@ChewyTwee]

1:53:20 had me in TEARS

[@freakenstein1204]

16:30 famous streamer found deceased in glue trap

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

It's my sleepover and I get to choose the movie !!!

[@rmshX]

1:16:15 voldemort got him

[@jarlomilf]

1:21:18 oh Roger, Roger Craig Smith, you don't have to take EVERY gig they give you.

[@Reac2]

Watching this while playing Lobotomy Corp on my other monitor and I keep trying to send staff to his chamber

[@gustavog1593]

35:43 is that me

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

watching the first game actually made me anxious

[@Ads-yw1wr]

why the fuck does the football minigame have doomguy pain sounds

[@OsyrisMusic]

6:10 took me out

[@sumthinsumthin6196]

Jerma loses it when the black board thing unravels

[@smooth4553]

I love jerma getting mad at the exercises for fat people. Playing the video game of the huge people lose weight TV show.

[@null.6669]

Holy shit the wipeout game was such a nostalgia trip for me

[@yellowice0]

59:41 Excuse me what, the sword is only able to present itself to a Gryffindor, broke the lore badly with that little oversight by making the player feel important Edit: Oh, I just kept watching… honestly started to suck since they just basically removed Harry altogether, lazy developers

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

10:47 this is CONFIRMED accurate

[@dan_loeb]

2:08:10 why did jerma say it like that?

[@thepoonhound3003]

2:13:49 HE'S PUNISHING THAT LITTLE SOCK PUPPET GUY FROM EARLIER FOR GETTING THE QUESTION WRONG, WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED ON STREAM the sock puppet thing was at 2:08:34

[@chromy2495]

wipeout in the zone was so fucking goated

[@Tastyturkey56]

The ticket guy sounds like sonic from sonic boom

[@dennyfrontier]

Do you think these exercise games actually help you loose weight?

[@Zaretar]

I'm sure they do... But there are way better options. Beat Saber is good for exercise for example

[@rmshX]

ehm actually 🤓 losing weight more about your diet than about exercising but yeah cardio really do helps with being healthy overall

[@Reac2]

​@@rmshXCalories in. Calories out. Neither diet nor exercise is "more important" in losing weight. You just have to burn more than you take in. So take less in or burn more to start losing. And exercise is generally healthier for you in the long run than dieting, especially when (like most people) you aren't dieting properly. Dieting without exercise often also results in your metabolism slowing down, which makes it harder to get out of bed and it makes you generally less energized

[@rmshX]

@@Reac2 couldnt agree more with calories part but when I said 'diet' I literally meant what food you eat, in which time of day, and how much, so basically you can say 'nutrition' and it includes your calories as well. I think you are talking about 'dieting' which is not really what I meant. Also your pfp just reminded of Inscryption and I really love thah game

[@redstonepixels]

The whole harry potter section is actually you playing as mashle because you keep having to do physical exercises instead of doing actual magic.

[@demonicloaf2100]

Holy shit, you're right

[@princessjellyfish98]

roaming encounter jerma

[@Roo2o]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[@Fish4Hands]

Aw jerma sounds just like my cat puking at 3am 34:58

[@HeJaJo]

1:43:04 Does he realize that is an insane thing to believe 😭

[@on1y_human]

LETS GO!

[@deadshotdairy]

could you edit the visceral cleanup streams next please?

[@kiwamihollie]

i think skye4 has an edit of them if you’re looking for one

[@deadshotdairy]

@@kiwamihollie yeah but skye4 only did an edit for the first 2. theres still the one with ster and a few more of just jerma

[@Jem_80s]

1:19:31 - 1:19:37 cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

[@hroland]

1:30:10 holy shit that scared the living shit out of me

[@peprmnt]

hi dump ❤

[@psgm0814]

1:33:07

[@psgm0814]

21:25

[@MrAw3sum]

why does the disney ticket sound like sonic the hedgehog

[@psgm0814]

Hasashaahaahaaahah 15:00

[@pantsuslayer8631]

The harry potter game was so fcking boring LMAO

[@michaelpring6145]

1:23:07 jerma copied look at me from disney ticket man confirmed

[@kineticcat5557]

no matter how many times he does it i will never get over jerma chat baiting him into "fixing" the delay