you are a spineless twerp

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Mummy Joe

Mummy Joe

28 күн бұрын

no whining

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@noureddinefilaliboubrahmi2152
@noureddinefilaliboubrahmi2152 26 күн бұрын
Therapists when your card declines:
@soggyfroggy22
@soggyfroggy22 26 күн бұрын
😂oh goodness!!!!
@MysteriousInternetPerson
@MysteriousInternetPerson 26 күн бұрын
that's it! _unhappies your happiness_
@suspiriascloset3207
@suspiriascloset3207 25 күн бұрын
Damn true
@henrythebananaboy
@henrythebananaboy 25 күн бұрын
@@MysteriousInternetPersonhi
@kylethedancingcockroach
@kylethedancingcockroach 26 күн бұрын
spit yo shit !!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
@lvlystrz
@lvlystrz 26 күн бұрын
KEEP IT UP 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯
@_zann_00
@_zann_00 26 күн бұрын
“Spit yo shit, Troy!” 😭😭
@MenacingDuck874
@MenacingDuck874 26 күн бұрын
SPIT YO SHIT TROY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@SextonHale14
@SextonHale14 26 күн бұрын
Spineless twerp! Tortoise Fredbear! Fall Guys Greg Heffley!
@nib_nob_
@nib_nob_ 26 күн бұрын
ooh!!! 💯💯💯💯
@Bawktee
@Bawktee 26 күн бұрын
“The twerp is so corny they fell off the cob” GO OFF KING 🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️
@soho-sama
@soho-sama 17 күн бұрын
Oh yeah 😎
@-SadieTheLady-
@-SadieTheLady- 26 күн бұрын
“I don’t speak twerp! 😡” “Beh-😘”
@cambrialayton514
@cambrialayton514 26 күн бұрын
I was smiling the WHOLE TIME I have never been so happy to be roasted
@point73.
@point73. 26 күн бұрын
SAME 😁😁😁
@luvzliv
@luvzliv 26 күн бұрын
ME TOO😁😁😁
@Jarhead25
@Jarhead25 26 күн бұрын
Literally
@CPTN_FLEEB
@CPTN_FLEEB 26 күн бұрын
E
@sillygilly-vz6ei
@sillygilly-vz6ei 26 күн бұрын
lol 666 likes
@bowlcutblaster82
@bowlcutblaster82 26 күн бұрын
top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss
@sTarziiz
@sTarziiz 26 күн бұрын
NUMBER 1: MUMMY JOE
@Monkaehbutgameromg
@Monkaehbutgameromg 23 күн бұрын
the basis of eminem against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtacious face embrace a laughter most vivacious
@shroomy.dragons
@shroomy.dragons 4 күн бұрын
@@Monkaehbutgameromgi wrote a limerick about Eminem its vegetable themed
@funnysillyclown
@funnysillyclown 26 күн бұрын
The audience ambience adds SO much to this. Thank you mummy joe
@sillygilly-vz6ei
@sillygilly-vz6ei 26 күн бұрын
"AND LEARNING YOUR CRUSHES PREFERRED PRONOUNS"🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@overgrownghost
@overgrownghost 26 күн бұрын
ABSOLUTE BARS
@a_good_username7135
@a_good_username7135 26 күн бұрын
BARSSSS
@ILOVECATZP-tz8jw
@ILOVECATZP-tz8jw 26 күн бұрын
REALLL🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️1‼️
@just_ur_local_idiot
@just_ur_local_idiot 26 күн бұрын
W 🔥🔥
@blakewhite3131
@blakewhite3131 26 күн бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@chuckmcclain8789
@chuckmcclain8789 26 күн бұрын
Telling my kids this was MF DOOM
@Lixzyyy
@Lixzyyy 26 күн бұрын
😭😭
@roxassora2706
@roxassora2706 20 күн бұрын
Kendrick vs Drake
@Ilikerizzing
@Ilikerizzing 26 күн бұрын
GEN Z CAT IN THE HAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@SpiceDiceGame
@SpiceDiceGame 26 күн бұрын
This one's ours!
@R0TTEN_3GGS
@R0TTEN_3GGS 26 күн бұрын
FR BRO’S SPITTING BARS 🔥🔥
@swordaddict5679
@swordaddict5679 26 күн бұрын
I feel like my self esteem has been shot and buried and my social status has been absolutley decimated. 10/10 roast.
@ourple-used_to_be-purple
@ourple-used_to_be-purple 26 күн бұрын
this video has reminded me i mean nothing, thank you mummy joe
@lvlystrz
@lvlystrz 26 күн бұрын
u everywhere wtf😭
@ourple-used_to_be-purple
@ourple-used_to_be-purple 26 күн бұрын
@@lvlystrz nuh uh
@ourple-used_to_be-purple
@ourple-used_to_be-purple 26 күн бұрын
i think he’s trying to tell us we’re spineless twerps but idk..
@Mottenprophet
@Mottenprophet 26 күн бұрын
i guess so but i don't speak twerp
@JeffreyCH1
@JeffreyCH1 26 күн бұрын
Mayhaps
@Justastupidsomeone
@Justastupidsomeone 25 күн бұрын
Perhaps..
@Lilllama.
@Lilllama. 25 күн бұрын
Perchance…
@backseatanimation
@backseatanimation 25 күн бұрын
Possibly…
@VikingShork
@VikingShork 26 күн бұрын
Absolute bars. if I ever met this guy, I would never recover
@HowieDewitt535
@HowieDewitt535 26 күн бұрын
Snaps all around! I love the fact instead of clapping they are snapping
@jeremyodesanya4514
@jeremyodesanya4514 22 күн бұрын
You can say it was a very snappy response.
@ILOVECATZP-tz8jw
@ILOVECATZP-tz8jw 26 күн бұрын
"the twerp is so corny they fell of the cob" DAMNNN🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
@planeth4041
@planeth4041 26 күн бұрын
“The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtacious face embrace a laughter most vivacious” GOES HARD
@lujansalva1872
@lujansalva1872 26 күн бұрын
Kendrick has been real quiet since this dropped❗❗❗❗
@Funnylookinfrog
@Funnylookinfrog 26 күн бұрын
This shit ended every rappers career
@arima_song
@arima_song 26 күн бұрын
They've been real quiet since this one dropped
@gooseofchaosandruin530
@gooseofchaosandruin530 26 күн бұрын
The only rapper Kendrick is too afraid to diss 🔥🔥🔥
@luca8141
@luca8141 26 күн бұрын
I DONT SPEAK TWERP 🗣️
@SavoyMaker9
@SavoyMaker9 26 күн бұрын
BUH
@_zann_00
@_zann_00 26 күн бұрын
“THE TWERP IS SO CORNY THEY FELL OFF THE COB” 🙏🙏💯💯🔥🔥🥶🥶
@ProudPie_27
@ProudPie_27 26 күн бұрын
This is probably the best description of me ever put on the Internet
@A.R.I.A.N.A..
@A.R.I.A.N.A.. 26 күн бұрын
“I DON’T SPEAK TWERP” “beh💕”
@AlannahConroy-rb6ym
@AlannahConroy-rb6ym 26 күн бұрын
Yes mumma joe can you please write a book?
@kwingle
@kwingle 26 күн бұрын
NOT MY CRUSHES PREFERRED PRONOUNS!!! 😨
@Therobloxiantourist
@Therobloxiantourist 26 күн бұрын
He’s spitting something hotter than fire, lava.
@Lilllama.
@Lilllama. 25 күн бұрын
snaps appreciatively
@soup3.14
@soup3.14 26 күн бұрын
The “beh” at the end had an extra bit of ferocity at the end that really sells the hate.
@Blue_Mangoes
@Blue_Mangoes 26 күн бұрын
who stole my spine
@noobynoob138
@noobynoob138 26 күн бұрын
sorry i got hungry
@BuyoSpudlin
@BuyoSpudlin 26 күн бұрын
This is beautiful. I have been throughly roasted like the smelly cabbage I am.
@Autistic_kid222
@Autistic_kid222 26 күн бұрын
0:55 that was so fire
@rotisseriepossum
@rotisseriepossum 26 күн бұрын
‘this twerp is so corny they fell off the cob’ is FIRE
@sleepy4evah
@sleepy4evah 26 күн бұрын
this is just Kendrick lamar dissing Drake
@justanobody3074
@justanobody3074 26 күн бұрын
Bros the voice in my head💀💀💀
@GMONEY-vr7ti
@GMONEY-vr7ti 26 күн бұрын
He spittin
@SCURRYfromtheboys
@SCURRYfromtheboys 26 күн бұрын
BRO’S SPITTIN’ BARS
@derp606
@derp606 26 күн бұрын
speaketh thy feces🗣️🔥
@quivercat6911
@quivercat6911 26 күн бұрын
The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentacious it makes this flirtatious face embrace a laughter most vivacious 🗣️‼️🔥🔥
@analogue_microwave
@analogue_microwave 26 күн бұрын
the intense finger clicking in the background is so funny
@ur_fav_syv4nni
@ur_fav_syv4nni 26 күн бұрын
my jaw has never dropped this low before. this is great.
@OctoJuice
@OctoJuice 26 күн бұрын
I don’t think I’m ever gonna recover from this
@foxdoodles7516
@foxdoodles7516 19 күн бұрын
This has been playing over and over in my head for days.
@Sillyyyy555
@Sillyyyy555 26 күн бұрын
he ate twerp UP
@soulchicken42
@soulchicken42 26 күн бұрын
MUMMY JOE!!! drop another distract , and my life will be yours!!
@ILUVSERJTANKIAN
@ILUVSERJTANKIAN 26 күн бұрын
I love this man sm hes literally the light in my day
@TrafficCone6828
@TrafficCone6828 24 күн бұрын
"And learning your crush's preffered pronouns, you clown" YAPPING FACTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@moupurii6519
@moupurii6519 23 күн бұрын
He’s slammin with slam poetry 🤯
@graceourcornfields
@graceourcornfields 5 күн бұрын
“ The twerp is so corny they fell off the cob ” hit me hard.
@MelonSeedOfficial
@MelonSeedOfficial 16 күн бұрын
Drake is finished with this one
@memekat10
@memekat10 26 күн бұрын
i love how the claps are, in fact, not claps, but instead snaps.
@littlepurplepanda1
@littlepurplepanda1 26 күн бұрын
I was already sitting but still went "Damn, I better listen"
@user-pv4ng4kc9h
@user-pv4ng4kc9h 24 күн бұрын
This would go so hard on MF DOOM beat
@livewire8468
@livewire8468 23 күн бұрын
eminem been real quiet after this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Emperor-Quill
@Emperor-Quill 20 күн бұрын
This video instantly disintegrated every twerp in my area.
@mannymoctopusREAL
@mannymoctopusREAL 26 күн бұрын
the background chatter is actually incredible
@coreyacts
@coreyacts 26 күн бұрын
The iambic pentameter goes crazy on this one
@St4rXzeno
@St4rXzeno 22 күн бұрын
The basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentatious it makes this flirtatious face embrace a laughter most vivacious
@boxcar36
@boxcar36 26 күн бұрын
saw the title and knew this was for me
@skarloeyexpress4353
@skarloeyexpress4353 26 күн бұрын
The worst she can say is no. Her:
@UlfTheWolf
@UlfTheWolf 26 күн бұрын
Goes about as hard as the Kendrick Drake beef
@IAmOneWithTheToucans
@IAmOneWithTheToucans 26 күн бұрын
“Sir this is McDonald’s”
@ChipGaem
@ChipGaem 26 күн бұрын
with thine *LUNCH MONEY?*
@Fellow_Artist-o7
@Fellow_Artist-o7 26 күн бұрын
the comeback: i love you
@sydneygorelick7484
@sydneygorelick7484 25 күн бұрын
Goosebumps from those sick rhymes!! 💯💯
@edd_end
@edd_end 26 күн бұрын
BARS
@roxygaming5968
@roxygaming5968 26 күн бұрын
This is Mummy Joe's very own Dracula Flow.
@archielikin7688
@archielikin7688 21 күн бұрын
My friend stood up and I clicked on this and se almost say back down
@eidhas_nobrain
@eidhas_nobrain 15 күн бұрын
I literally watch this everyday in hopes that one day Ill be as good as mummy joe
@aishwaryaganesh1113
@aishwaryaganesh1113 26 күн бұрын
BARS BARS BARS!!! 🔥😂🎀
@Merlot-
@Merlot- 26 күн бұрын
😔 THAT'S SO MEAN I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING IN DEFENSE MAN. :(
@Sea4eighteen
@Sea4eighteen 26 күн бұрын
Beautiful.
@tapita6768
@tapita6768 11 күн бұрын
if the elementary school bully became a theater kid
@lud3445
@lud3445 26 күн бұрын
When you're bullied by a beatnik and every line not ony burns, it _rhymes_
@worm.on.a.string.
@worm.on.a.string. 8 күн бұрын
and learning your CRUSH'S preferred *PRONOUNS!!*
@Not_Dizi
@Not_Dizi 26 күн бұрын
“POP OFF KING‼️‼️‼️”
@SpecialInterestShow
@SpecialInterestShow 6 күн бұрын
"and learning your crush's preferred pronouns" damn dude is stealing my enby
@sugarsailors.5939
@sugarsailors.5939 26 күн бұрын
this is my meet the grahams
@tabbymrtabster
@tabbymrtabster 25 күн бұрын
POV: when ur introvert friend speaks up
@Awesomewithaz
@Awesomewithaz 26 күн бұрын
Unironically goes hard
@RRonco
@RRonco 23 күн бұрын
This is the very definition of 'thoughts in the shower' & 'what I shoulda said was...' 🤔
@resultofprocastination
@resultofprocastination 26 күн бұрын
"the basis of you against me is so bodaciously ostentatious it makes this flirtatious face embrace a laughter most vivacious" 🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣
@Hannahandherdawgs
@Hannahandherdawgs 26 күн бұрын
The snapping sound effects in the back 😂
@Ph4ntomHourGlass
@Ph4ntomHourGlass 24 күн бұрын
Mummy Joe finally released a diss track. This isn't something I knew I wanted, but now I have it it makes so much sense...
@DrDingsGaster
@DrDingsGaster 20 күн бұрын
Bruh, this is what it feels like to be so thoroughly roasted I'm now a pile of ash...
@TinyRobotED-tm9rs
@TinyRobotED-tm9rs 26 күн бұрын
Quality content
@MoofAloof
@MoofAloof 26 күн бұрын
“I’m sorry I can’t sit down, but, uh… I kind of don’t have a spine”-
@Yoda411
@Yoda411 26 күн бұрын
This is the best video I’ve ever seen in my life. Great job
@Maya1_404
@Maya1_404 23 күн бұрын
This makes me feel so happy, I’d become broke for this
@jeremyodesanya4514
@jeremyodesanya4514 22 күн бұрын
I used this to cook my dinner. My food was very evenly roasted.
@SavoyMaker9
@SavoyMaker9 26 күн бұрын
THE BASIS OF YOU AGAISNT ME IS SO BODACIOUSLY OSTENTACIOUS IT MAOES THIS FLIRTACIOUS FACE EMBRACE A LAUGHTER MOST VIVACIOUS🗣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
@ghost2130Main
@ghost2130Main 26 күн бұрын
two mummy joe videos... in a week??!? fire
@Qw3rtYzStuff
@Qw3rtYzStuff 26 күн бұрын
me: *existing during lunch at school* literally everyone for no reason:
@johnsober
@johnsober 26 күн бұрын
I thought I was misremembering but you gained a crazy amount of subs recently
@autumn_gracie
@autumn_gracie 23 күн бұрын
hamilton in a cabinet battle against jefferson #hamilton
@sunnidais9201
@sunnidais9201 20 күн бұрын
“And learning your crushes preferred pronouns” is CRAZYY
@zoe_toey
@zoe_toey 26 күн бұрын
he's the next eminem
@lvlystrz
@lvlystrz 26 күн бұрын
i love mummy joe videos, they make me giggle 😭
@Kyle-td4bh
@Kyle-td4bh 24 күн бұрын
this is what happens when you don't bother to ask your crush's prefered pronouns
@Galaxy4youu
@Galaxy4youu 26 күн бұрын
THIS FIRE 🔥🔥
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