What I can expect from an eggs video: • Broken bones • Psychotic laughter • British • Gaslight gatekeeper, girl boss • My mental sanity being thrown into question
@neruneruXD7 ай бұрын
His psychotic laughs are peak it makes me giggle 🫶
@marc50207 ай бұрын
malewife mansplain manslaughter
@natnat46477 ай бұрын
the last one is so true
@leafyon-o1f4 ай бұрын
if egg is this bad try morphy. those 2 traumatized me fr
@Mrhashira-c2q4 ай бұрын
True
@Yuuji_Smith7 ай бұрын
We need an audio where the listener plays along does everything you say etc. And runs away successfully after
@CelestialStar297 ай бұрын
Wait a f*cking minute- That's a good idea.
@amberg41317 ай бұрын
I’d love an audio where we hear the sound of egg shooting a bow as it whooshes past their head and hits a tree…followed by some clever yet funny puns of eggs frustration or humor or both. Loved the audio anyways ❤
@Agent-XI7 ай бұрын
I would love that. And maybe they’re just asking WHY ME?! Like there are a million, a billion other peeps
@Fluffysheep-py8sw7 ай бұрын
I agree so much
@Appples__Juice6 ай бұрын
omg a fellow therian! thats a really good idea too
@SashaSakura_7 ай бұрын
16:49 ‘If you can’t love me… that’s to f**king bad..’ THAT LINE OMFG IT MADE ME FEEL THINGS GOD-😳
@Voice_Accusatory-lb3mf6 ай бұрын
The fact I got a therapist ad when I clicked on this 💀
@_blxoom_3 ай бұрын
@@Voice_Accusatory-lb3mf I think their trying to tell u smth💀
@JJJJJJJ1995Ай бұрын
Might want to take them up on that myself.
@rskyBindy7 ай бұрын
lord, I play too much genshin, I physically flinched when he said “you’re getting all worked up over nothing” 🤦🏻
@Bluexcatxxx7 ай бұрын
Sames
@jessssssss3827 ай бұрын
Same
@karaka45167 ай бұрын
GIRL ME TOO
@Kokushibo2817 ай бұрын
“You’ve changed… you’re getting all worked up over nothing…”
@emily_mc657 ай бұрын
Relatable
@nevermind67866 ай бұрын
Its getting harder and harder for me to believe that ur normal irl
@schizophrenicbaby1113 ай бұрын
Says the one listening 🎧 !! 🤣🤣🤣
@nevermind67863 ай бұрын
@@schizophrenicbaby111 wait no, I'm definitely abnormal dw abt that
@halol86787 ай бұрын
BRO I LOVE HOW SCARY YOUR YANDERE AUDIOS ARE!!!!
@emily_mc657 ай бұрын
Woahh first one we actually got away when he randomly pulls out a fxkin chainsaw! 🤣
@imjustgay4127 ай бұрын
Ay at least this one got to live to to tell the story
@emily_mc657 ай бұрын
@@imjustgay412 yeah and be completely traumatised in the process
@neruneruXD7 ай бұрын
@@imjustgay412 WAIT WHICH LIVE TELL ME ABT IT 👿
@flutter-heartsgaming4127 ай бұрын
38:25 ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU DID THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE!? I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL 😭
@_blxoom_5 ай бұрын
we were not special after all😔
@Just_a_Goth5 ай бұрын
But HE wants to be special. Men. ☕🙄
@sivasankarkuppuswamy17894 ай бұрын
He maybe did it to other people but without the love part
@_blxoom_3 ай бұрын
@@Just_a_Goth exactly🙄
@leafyon-o1f7 ай бұрын
bro when i tell you i allmost had a heart attack when that wendigo or whatever appeared im not joking, my room was completely dark and i have studied wendigo so it scared the absolute shit outta me
@lizgreene79217 ай бұрын
The elk?
@Notbatman4834 ай бұрын
@@leafyon-o1f BRO SAME, my heart started racing so fast
@frosty_artz4 ай бұрын
Honestly I immediately thought of Alastor when the elk popped out of nowhere, I legit thought “ALASTOR?!”
@-TomuraShigaraki7 ай бұрын
Shit this is gonna be good I missed the yanderes sm
@Ayvah_with_horses247 ай бұрын
26:20 THIS IS MY FAV PART
@53CRET7 ай бұрын
"i'm not going to do that Thing to you🥰"
@Amoureunwoo7 ай бұрын
SAME
@mangopuffpuff7 ай бұрын
This was too good to not have a part 2 ❤️
@GiuliannaElkington7 ай бұрын
Yesssss , Please a part 2
@KimAlice-ob4gk7 ай бұрын
I know really want one !!!!
@Raptstar7 ай бұрын
Watching this at 3 am honestly hits different- legit gave me chills in the best and worst way imaginable ...Yeah, I'm starting to question my mental stability at this point
@rudyjosue91747 ай бұрын
Please do part 2, is getting really interesting. Everything was perfect, It was amazing. You really do get into character, so please do part 2❤❤
@alialola2897 ай бұрын
Yep, it is NEEDED 👍
@beturasimp85217 ай бұрын
agreed
@Averygayperson-sz3cl7 ай бұрын
Our bones are dust
@SashaSakura_7 ай бұрын
Couldn’t agree more
@daphne35417 ай бұрын
Lmao😭
@Amoureunwoo7 ай бұрын
I think they're microscopic atp
@BRlLEYАй бұрын
At this point we should all become metal so he can’t break us anymore😞😞
@Tealbear-s1s7 ай бұрын
I dont know why we decided to start a fire, like thats gonna send some signal to him 🤦
@natttttttt697 ай бұрын
Ikkkkkkkkkkk first thing I thought like sis, nooooooooo
@ONCIE_Lee7 ай бұрын
another day another GREAT timing.! finally a yandere story.!
@forestyoung32527 ай бұрын
The foolish man failed to see that I watch bushcraft KZbin religiously. I know not to light a fire as that is a dead giveaway. Only an hour of prep time, so the first thing to do is remove my shoes and dash barefoot over covered ground to try and leave as little tracks as possible. Presumably there are tire tracks i can follow if the ground is fresh/moist enough that he can find my footprints. Jumping into the river is bad for temperature regulation but good to following a source of fresh water. Presumably erasing my tracks as well, taking time to recuperate in the cave, performing improvised first aid. If I’ve followed the above steps and threw away my walkie talkie. I should have been able to create enough red herrings to evade the mongrel for at least 5 days
@dilucragnvindr15867 ай бұрын
we would die on day 1
@HeloFromStrangerc6 ай бұрын
Of course only eggsmr would use a GODDAMN CHAINSAW
@sunnie7347 ай бұрын
I missed the manic yandere ones so much. This was great. What a beautiful laugh. 💜
@jenna_the_rat7 ай бұрын
How is your acting so good? You literally give me chills.😭
@natnat46477 ай бұрын
i cant believe we can actually escape, i thought i would literally get caught right at the middle of the shooting part… ( and broke some bones too )
@SunsetMaple4 ай бұрын
26:28 This is my favourite part of the video. Despite him trying to kill us, putting us in a hunting game but... It somehow feel safe and calm with him here with us. Maybe because he does say it's a 'safe time' for us and having him together in a middle of the night of a forest we know nothing about, with a freezing wind howling around us, it's kind of comforting. Nothing is more dangerous than him in this forest and he won't let anything harm us, even though it's because he will hunt us himself, it still makes me feel some kind of warmth and comfort. Oh and his voice! It's just so calm and warm, despite the content of his words. It makes me want to just sink back into him and sleep right then and there, knowing I will be safe, at least until morning. I dunno, maybe I'm the crazy one here.
@LilithPrystaj7 ай бұрын
omfg those screams or whatever it was when we were by that river AHHHHHH
@taurusgal97 ай бұрын
NEARLY. . . 40...... MINUTES???? AHHHH YES
@angyracc7 ай бұрын
Fine and crushed, like how Eggsmr wants my bones to be
@Monster.energy.addict._.7 ай бұрын
Man- that was- a rollercoaster of emotions the fact I was like “you can’t catch me even if you cut a bone off* I’m petty okay- I ain’t dying in no woods-
@Just_a_Goth5 ай бұрын
I'd probably be too angry to run and just start throwing hands.
@CatsS1eep7 ай бұрын
Dang this was really good, i really liked it. It was like a movie in a way.
@SlenderKid99895 ай бұрын
“Just placing him somewhere so he can watch” that made me learn things about myself I never knew about myself…
@luciazul7 ай бұрын
We need part two yall ❤😂
@Tomatoandeggs7 ай бұрын
I can fix him
@K4itto_xxZ7 ай бұрын
YOU CAN'T BAE!
@Lunix_z7 ай бұрын
REAL
@suphoomans47607 ай бұрын
Hate to break it to ya buuuttt, in what world do you think that?
@Bored.s0ul7 ай бұрын
I’d like to see you try
@Bluexcatxxx7 ай бұрын
Who said he needs fixing?
@MsMouseguts7 ай бұрын
How do you manage to be so irresistibly charming yet utterly terrifying all at the same time?
@flutter-heartsgaming4127 ай бұрын
DURING THIS AUDIO I WAS PLANNING ON HOW TO (FICTIONALLY) OOF MYSELF IF I WAS ACTUALLY THERE BEFORE HE GOT TO ME 😭 (Im sane, i swear-)
@neckton1.7847 ай бұрын
Honestly, Ive been watching this dude for like what... A year? (??!) And this is the one that got me shitting in my pants. I think with this, I can brave a horror movie in the dark in the basement.
@natttttttt697 ай бұрын
We love a little final girl moment
@Phasma07774 ай бұрын
REAL
@DarlingNikita7 ай бұрын
Early birthday gift. Noice 🤝 Also I'm starting to get worried at how excellent you're doing these Yandere audios. Sounding a BIT too realistic till I'm jumpy, I'm never jumpy 🧍🏾♀️
@Mang0sita7 ай бұрын
Nah man, id run with the bag, drop it, and leave, idk if there is a tracker in there or sum, oh wait, a radio
@kimmyw2m7 ай бұрын
OMGG THIS WAS SOOO GOOD Please make part 2🙏😩 Love your audios ^^
@catblack35187 ай бұрын
oh and sounds effects its *chef kiss* as always
@Amoureunwoo7 ай бұрын
Literally so cinematic ong
@lotus-f1g3 ай бұрын
That patreon is looking REAL delicious right now. dropping all my money.
@holyheckles58557 ай бұрын
I swear, you kill it every time!! Love your videos.
@killerkupid7 ай бұрын
ugh this is actually everything I want, how is 40 mins short!!
@TheSecretCat6487 ай бұрын
I was anxious, this increased it 💀 (in a good way) I mean that's on me because I was the one who chose a Yan audio 😭
@dancrblue7 ай бұрын
I’m impressed. This is truly amazing! This is so well done, it felt so real, thank you so much for the effort in this audio! (Sorry for my Bad english)
@Skiesaresunny233 ай бұрын
This is amazing, the plot, the acting, the everything omg!
@Smol-Nova6 ай бұрын
This reminds me of a book I read for class... It was called the greatest game or the best game. Something like that. Anyway, great audio with the sfx and your voice is nice
@avacadotoast55716 ай бұрын
Most Dangerous Game, I think!
@sourwolfhale62657 ай бұрын
Might be one of my favorites so far. Maybe because your character had a more mature feeling to it, especially in the beginning. And maybe I'm weird, but I actually missed that psychotic laugh. Yes, it didn't really fit any of the characters in your recent videos, but that laugh's sort of like your signature. I gotta admit though, at first I thought that elk was a wendigo. xD (Seeing your take on that monster during spooky season would be really interesting btw. considering the eating habits of some of your characters.) Looking forward to a possible part 2. Keep up the good work. ^^
@juliaalling5037 ай бұрын
Tell me I'm not the only one who got scared near the end he went full leather face😱
@Phasma07774 ай бұрын
REAL SAME
@alinne58594 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think you really are a yandere yourself
@Boopstars3 ай бұрын
I want an part two so badly! I feel like his name would be Ollie!
@rasputnikhrenov97105 ай бұрын
that on is the best and my most fav yandere asrm rp ever
@Yourgirl_onyx7 ай бұрын
Gosh this was just...wow i have no words i need a part 2 olzzz
@themostdelulumaneva7 ай бұрын
OMG THIS WAS SO GOOD ❤❤❤❤❤PART 2???
@EmiWatts6 ай бұрын
Please never stop doing yandere videos 💕😫
@AmySwinney-e9f4 ай бұрын
Would've gone for his car myself. I would've had a lot better chances with that then finding a city in whatever random direction I choose
@najah95774 ай бұрын
You would do so good in voice-overing for animations or the villain in tv shows
@wolfgirl20747 ай бұрын
When he said if we felt something on our neck.... I choked on my pretzel....
@LadeeLibra6467 ай бұрын
This was wild and perfection in my dark, twisted mind. ♥️♥️♥️🩸🩸
@Alex_in_Wonderland1117 ай бұрын
So this guy chokes us, kidnaps us, and makes us run for our life………and you’re telling me I’m supposed to be into that shit? Well I am
@Bluexcatxxx7 ай бұрын
WISH I COULD REPOST COMMENTS ON KZbin.
@nydavis31097 ай бұрын
We need a willing listener ;)
@ello44087 ай бұрын
no we gotta be a fighter🤺
@nydavis31097 ай бұрын
@@ello4408 booooo, I'm delulu I want a willing one
@LyehtOfficial7 ай бұрын
@@nydavis3109 One who's even more of a Yandere than the Yandere lol
@leafyon-o1f7 ай бұрын
nice, im lacking sleep for this but its worth every second
@Black_light27 ай бұрын
Omg I miss your yandere audios you make❤.oh and I see in the comments that some people want a part 2 so please 🙏. I love your audios ❤.
@transvixenmc_4 ай бұрын
“Tbh your pathetic..” *AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY-*
@annevogel21217 ай бұрын
"Go to your happy place, go to your happy place..." When I wake up: "You took me to my happy place!"
@hamudieee17757 ай бұрын
this audio is sick, like a whole audiofulm. awesome work!!
@YourBlazingsmile7 ай бұрын
Hubba Hubba 😍 We're gonna break both the men AND women marathon record with this people = D
@4vrzaoot7 ай бұрын
the little song in the background: 😇😍 The asmr: 😡🌚😟
@FicusDarling7 ай бұрын
Not me going absolutely feral when I saw this in my feed- I would never-
@Treatpeoplewithkindness91943 ай бұрын
This is the first video I’m watching of yours, and I’m already hooked.
@ToasterToastMan3 ай бұрын
Duuuuuuude!!! This man is legendaryyyyy!!! Like idk if it’s possible but goddamn a part 2 would be amazing! But seriously! Dude is S tier content and I love how he caters to dudes too!
@The-Cursed-JinxАй бұрын
Gods i wish i could get patron to listen to part two 😢
@nydavis31097 ай бұрын
OH... Hahah.. THE CHAINSAW IS HERE... haha maybe we should of behaved during that one live stream 😅
@izzymata57062 ай бұрын
💕🫣 Ahhhhhhh amazing. i really like this. i hope there part 2 of this 😊
@dark-vigilant3 ай бұрын
38 minutes of Yandere ASMR??!! What a treat!! 😮😮 Thank you for this. 😌🥹😭💞
@Le_beauty134 ай бұрын
it might be something wrong with me but i love thiss😍
@XxNoNamexX1366 ай бұрын
An audio where after we hear about what happens if we don’t accept the deal makes us immediately accept it I feel like that would be an interesting reaction from the yandere 😂 ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THOUGH been a loyal listener sense your first few asmr’s! My absolute favorite to listen to!😊
@Amoureunwoo7 ай бұрын
Exactly what I needed to fall asleep 🥰☝️
@Alice_Sprinkles7 ай бұрын
This music's so calm, I love it. I'm gonna honk mimimimimimimi while listening
@KimAlice-ob4gk7 ай бұрын
Who volenteer that this should have a part2!!!! like this is my favourite
@Bumbl-7 ай бұрын
Im normally here for hh hb but i love these
@SherlineMiranda-jf7zh6 ай бұрын
I need another part of this. I'm wayyyy too invested
@suphoomans47607 ай бұрын
I'd honestly climb up a tree that has alot of leaves si im hard to spot and camp up there.
@leighwiley15967 ай бұрын
Help I was screaming ugly boy stop the whole time
@Yourgirl_lynna7 ай бұрын
Also he’s giving alaster when he was alive 🤷🏽♀️
@imjustgay4127 ай бұрын
Honestly, don’t let Charlie find this audio 👀
@KloudDelmuro-th7ku7 ай бұрын
Guess u could say we should....hide it away😭
@imjustgay4127 ай бұрын
@@KloudDelmuro-th7ku 💀 BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@korahholl8107 ай бұрын
THATS SO REAL- good thought!
@Mels.Bakeryy17 ай бұрын
Fr
@lilacWilhelm7 ай бұрын
PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE MAKING A PT2! IT WOULD BE AMAZING!
@devicemushumani57157 ай бұрын
I love you and your yandere audios ❤❤❤
@NathanC64407 ай бұрын
PART 2 PLS HEREEE
@_asana63676 ай бұрын
We need part two plz This is sooooo good I love it
@Raka4dy7 ай бұрын
We need milkman audio>:|🎀
@mel-is-life-2223 ай бұрын
28:49 HE SAID ITS FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS BABY
@Mels.Bakeryy17 ай бұрын
LUCIFER NOW >:) Also nice video
@crystalinerose80607 ай бұрын
32:57 sounds like Taylor Swift in that MeatCanyon video
@Laurentina_liliana7 ай бұрын
I need a part 2 please 🥺
@Kikiga.07 ай бұрын
4:51 i've got a major feeling of deja-vu💀
@LilithPrystaj7 ай бұрын
wait omg can we pls make a movie out of that
@-nd8dk7 ай бұрын
I need a part two so damn bad
@レディアリッサターガリエン2 ай бұрын
Im getting major GOT ramsay snow flashbacks 😭
@cat_tales6 ай бұрын
Why did I think listening to this at 5 AM was a good idea?