YOU CAN DATE A CHARACTER I VOICED | Monster Prom Second Term - Part 1

You can now date a character I voice acted in Monster Prom
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[@lobsterspasta]

I love how every soft character jack goes “MY BOOOOY!!” And it’s so pure

[@ispentthenightin7721]

I don't even cair about the comment because YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS BOSS!!!!!!!!!!! FOR DAYYYYYYYYS!!!!

[@apollo_1299]

Where

[@strawberryjudgement8604]

Your right.he sounds so pure when he does it!

[@kyocera1618]

He calls the egos his boys. *what does that mean?* 👀

[@JakeHappendUnfortunately]

Pureeeeeee

[@ViridianAubergine]

Monster Prom: has robot character Jack, the biggest Connor fanboy: YOU CALLED?!?!

[@Zero-er4kn]

Viridian Aubergine nonono im the biggest connor fangirl i know this Friend: Anti, would you marry connor Me: MM YES

[@a-10warthog23]

i read that in his voice, too xD

[@spndbhvldboyoo2160]

The whole time I was like "CONNOR!"

[@gamerboy-bx5jz]

😀😀😀😀🤑

[@katrinahudson4443]

Connor?

[@SkeeliOfficial]

35:05 Jack: "you tell calculester tha- *begins to jam out aggressively*

[@martymcfly5848]

Skeeli 😂

[@lieutenanthorse9481]

Club penguin music lmao

[@webbskul]

* Surf-rock intensities *

[@luvely._.nate01]

lol

[@homeschoolhd596]

Droms

[@fudgingpousm9634]

Jack: *casually dates himself for 42 minutes and fifty six seconds*

[@l1z4rd67]

I would like this, but it's at 69 and I refuse to break the balance.

[@DemonEye1360]

It now has 77 likes :(

[@bestdadoftheyear7181]

It’s 191 now dam it

[@LeibahiVODS]

It's at 499 now SHIT-

[@RayleighM2010]

550 seems kinda balanced

[@mr.bombastic213]

I am Calculester, the robot sent by Monster Prom Connor: -Deviant Unlocked-

[@GoldenHyac1nth]

OH MY GOOODDDDD THIS IS AWESOME

[@PBNrandom]

Bryan ABSOLUTELY HAS to play this game on stream now 😍

[@Lystr0saur]

*how to make crossed text*?

[@mr.bombastic213]

@@Lystr0saur - - these i think -like this-

[@juanpunchman2868]

Was about to crack this joke

[@sujatara]

My name is Miles, I am the roomba sent by JackSepticEye.

[@jackblue4759]

Sujata myles*

[@Sam-hw2rt]

@@jackblue4759 it doesn't matter they didn't say how to spell it

[@Sam-hw2rt]

@@jackblue4759 and miles is more right

[@alexdriever5225]

I totally see sean with a million little roombas all being named Jack and all programmed to scream jackseptickeye quotes hahah

[@noahcarlton4625]

@@alexdriever5225 Michael Reeves already made a Roomba that screams.

[@ChopSlop]

The first voice line of calculester we hear: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Edit: woah... didn’t expect this amount of likes!!

[@Unknown-mh2eu]

The first one I heard was “ I AM HAPPY”

[@noodlesniper3618]

WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@noodlesniper3618]

@BlüeDefénder YT exactly, nothing wrong with me dating myself.... 🤣👌👍

[@noodlesniper3618]

@BlüeDefénder YT 😳 I know

[@amytheprettyweirdfangirl3786]

Yep, that's Jack XD

[@l.overama]

No one: Jack: *CREAM SODA, THE NECTAR OF THE GODS*

[@nootnoot9704]

All hail cream soda!

[@darkwolf4414]

Soda: DRINK ME GOD. Me: Thats what she said

[@nyxie2877]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@pancakesupremacy4250]

_Wait a second this is a reference I think_

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

I agree

[@Ali107]

*THAT'S MY BOOOOI!!!!!! THAT'S MY SOOOOOOONNNN!!!* -Jacksepticeye talking to himself

[@AtlusArt]

Or it's him Talking to Connor, the Android sent by CyberLife.

[@beembamb]

@@madelinecarroll7503 I just reread that in his voice and laughed so hard

[@ohkylie]

self care

[@hazelolive7895]

@@beembamb sameeeeeee

[@pandriah5623]

That he is trying to date

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

*_imagine if one of Calculestor's emoticons was OwO_*

[@yourlocalcryptid8095]

That would be amazing

[@stardrift4461]

Or UwU

[@mah1na]

I have actually heard a voice line of "uwu" from Calculestor in game so close nuff

[@dismasyves]

*”oooo-wooo”*

[@Evanical]

Or UwO

[@samilodoesart]

"Love Yourself' Jack: I'M GONNA DATE MESELFZ

[@chocolatemint1123]

Polly: **says the vending machine likes calculestor** K1-B0: *THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC*

[@RikkiLove0317]

Kiibo and Calculester would be best friends

[@redwood34]

24:36 softly, in the distance “THAT’S ROBOPHOBIC!” -Kiibo

[@XxmewoxX]

whA-

[@junkyardgh0st]

Yeeess he is best robo boy ( besides Connor )

[@p1k111]

(っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ thank you

[@pebiggsdjfnkdasfnjakdf]

Oh my god I do not care if this comment was made a year ago I HAVE FOUND SOMEBODY WHOS INTO DANGANRONPA-

[@the27thpleb84]

Yubi Cakes that was my response too lmao

[@umpteenthreason9627]

Damien projecting his insecurities on an orange is a mood and a half

[@alexanderbentley1085]

UmpteenthReason right?!

[@tristanwalhain8601]

Daimen=Tsundere. Call me a weeb.

[@acethecinderace5528]

UmpteenthReason AHA I do that

[@number1coolestwizard]

Mood

[@hyperbon4321]

heheh.. Scott wanted to eat the orange.. no wonder he blushed

[@isyhailantharini6877]

I think Jack has a thing for robots... Refer to: Connor, the android sent by cyberlife and calculester.

[@funtimegamer8733]

Three is a pattern. We gotta wait for him to fall in love with mega man

[@crowMilatonin]

who doesn’t have a thing for robots

[@98030]

@@crowMilatonin robophobic people apparently

[@crowMilatonin]

@@98030 As a certified robot, this offends me

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

i also have a thing for robots why are they so cute

[@Emo_Ratz]

"I want to cosplay as myself."

[@neonisunny1154]

Yes

[@planetree8245]

Yes

[@lakoritheweirdskelly]

Me every halloweens:

[@-bebwnlasnaga-]

Calculester reminds me HEAVILY of Connor. 1. Both fluffy bois 2. Both have soft voices 3. My boi 4. Best bois 5. YOU GET THE POINT.

[@elliottp5455]

Yeety Penguin I love ur username

[@ch401ic]

-28Stab Wounds- yes

[@sadieadler6177]

-I love your username!-

[@leonardjamesdeleon5934]

Gud boi

[@fairylightsfinatic7163]

Both robots..😊

[@carseatheadrestt]

"my natural charisma can overcome my lack of brain" - jacksepticeye 2019

[@doctormedicine.0225]

Whats ch..ari...sma?

[@OlaftheGreat]

@@doctormedicine.0225 I have a charisma of 10. My other S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are terrible though...

[@doctormedicine.0225]

@@OlaftheGreat but what is it

[@abbiethepug2278]

Best said by jack

[@jovy8445]

:P

[@thefoxmafia9034]

10:37 is when jack meets his character

[@WeirdStuffAnimation]

thx

[@cali3041]

Omg This just needs an extra 1 at the front of it and it would be perfect. Danganronpa fans would understand

[@opal4220]

@@cali3041 please no, dont do that to me

[@cali3041]

@@opal4220 Eh he was kinda boring. His character looks cool but I predicted his death.

[@opal4220]

@@cali3041 oof, i kinda was liking leon for a bit, that was back when i didnt know that your not supposed to become attached

[@pathetic_loser1247]

"I wanna do stuff with Calculester" I'm pretty sure I died in that moment

[@izzyt1626]

Sorrows sorrows prayers

[@LividiW]

My name is Calculester. I'm the android sent by CyberJack Edit: Thanks for the heart Jack!

[@danieldoesgaming5899]

Yas pls

[@crim899]

👏👏👏👏

[@legenddarydude1627]

Detroit become jack

[@pushtostart5002]

Haha

[@janetlamont4790]

dating yourself is both ego friendly and ego lethal

[@janetlamont4790]

why do people like this this is the fastest amount of time i got 6 likes

[@agentmissouri2623]

Good job

[@ChloeStarz_]

yeet kid is yeeted 12.

[@ho7mer]

@peter kujo "fat slipper" greaaaaaat

[@connertheandroidsentbycybe6043]

Jack: *my name is conner* Me: *CODE RED!! HES AT IT AGAIN*

[@Intracaedes]

Hi Connor!

[@stephb246]

33:02 proof: I haven't touched glitter for years. I found some on my hand this morning

[@lyricrain5857]

I forgot I had my youtube set on 1.25 speed and I didn't realize until the actual gameplay because I just thought, "oh, Jack had coffee today"

[@qtulhoo]

*Topo'themornin'toyaladdiesmynameisJacksepticeyeandwelcomebacktomonsterprom!*

[@phoenixthedutchie149]

Lol that would have made sense

[@user-cw9be2kb1x]

It's obviously faster, unless you were not watching the screen or listening closely I doubt you missed that.

[@lyricrain5857]

@@user-cw9be2kb1x lol when u listen to multiple videos using that speed you get used to the faster pace, along with the fact that Jack already talks pretty fast.

[@kanyenorth3112]

U r stuped

[@siketon]

Jack needs to voice a villain at some point. Just an over-the-top psychopath like Flowey.

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

*a flower scream FOOOLZ threw the ruins*

[@baiiley]

omg i very badly want this to happen now

[@alphalunablue8918]

Omg, if i made i super crazy over the top villain, i would SO want jack to voice them!

[@rejectofthenorm6546]

We need this

[@norbertmoses1631]

Aw this would be great! I hope it happens one day 😁😁

[@oldaqcuaintnce]

Who else is disappointed that there was no “wah-poosh!” when Sean high fived the air at 40:14

[@zakkaj9105]

Me

[@friendly_juice_carton8614]

J-J

[@tibbytobby]

Jackspedicey: This character has Daddy issues Me: *He’s trying to convince Calculestor that he and Scott are oranges*

[@DJvsEverybody]

Feels like this game could’ve been a cartoon series on Cartoon Network

[@stevemendy1679]

So true

[@MIsaac-ds5xl]

More like adult swim cuz it aint exactly family friendly

[@AnimalFreakGamer30]

I know right he SHOULD totally do that or try to at least:-)

[@DJvsEverybody]

M. Isaac very true.

[@dragonias6725]

without the cussing tho XD

[@challengesandexperimentswi1199]

Jack: What helps me get to calculus’ heart better? *let’s get him drunk* Me:👌

[@sarahill3149]

literally my relationship with my friends XD

[@sarahill3149]

Jacksepticeye: I want to date myself! Me: If i date myself, I'd quickly learn that I'm more annoying than I think XDDD

[@friendly_juice_carton8614]

Hahahaha

[@cheembs2241]

yeah especially since you said XDDD

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

@@cheembs2241 lmfao yeah

[@Mast3rB3ard]

When Calculester asked if he was good at living; i felt that

[@WORLD_STXR]

I haven't even seen Jack's character for two seconds and he's already screaming gosh just like his father

[@darthlily7138]

Did that really surprised you?

[@WORLD_STXR]

@@darthlily7138 more like slightly scare me because the first thing I heard was AAAAAAAAAAAH when I looked away from my phone for a second

[@darthlily7138]

@@WORLD_STXR Haha

[@WORLD_STXR]

@@darthlily7138 oh hi Lily pad

[@darthlily7138]

@@WORLD_STXR Hi

[@NostalgiaMan]

First Bendy and the Ink Machine and now this?!?!?! Beautiful

[@divergent_bowtie1066]

wasnt he in pinstripe too?

[@marshmellowcupcake7148]

Divergent_bowtie yes he was

[@rinrxl]

Indubitably

[@Guthri]

Wait who was he in bendy and the ink machine?

[@seqtour4412]

@@Guthri he was a tape in the first or second chapter I can't remember

[@lunawolf88]

“ i want to date my self” Jacksepiceye 2019 after a rejection

[@E1evenGaming]

Jack: didn't play as the green character Me: unhappiness noise

[@kyocera1618]

They remind me of anti

[@elliegray8184]

Don't worry Jack, it's not narcissistic or vain. If you hadn't, everyone in the comments would be yelling at you to make another video dating the character you voiced anyways. XP

[@TheAxeLord47911]

What is that profile pic and where can I get it?

[@josephschultz3301]

Accurate.

[@lukasklumb7310]

I want that icon too

[@alexandercurtis4427]

Your profile pic likes getting the dicc

[@MikeAllrightChannel]

Just for a second I thought you got red hair...

[@WORLD_STXR]

I don't know about that Mike XD

[@allkids455]

Same

[@Ashicakez3]

Same 😂

[@poppyfrutos-morris2708]

Honestly same

[@b.jjazzy]

I did too

[@sulfuric_nest]

No one: Me when Polly started talking about the vending machine: WAS THAT A ROBOPHOBIC REMARK??????

[@coquette_dreams_heart]

:0

[@coquette_dreams_heart]

Calulester will be seeing Polly in court smh

[@unstickycellotape2774]

KIIBO-

[@athenam4410]

And I thought Panta brat's robophobia was bad smh

[@unstickycellotape2774]

@@athenam4410 that's the most accurate description for the grape ever

[@yeeyee4538]

When he mentioned coke.....he never said, "not sponsored" DUN DUN !!!!!! LAW AND ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.

[@Taikamuna]

My dream has finally come true

[@alexh1701]

Äijä sä oot kaikkialla

[@poerdje5350]

Why are you in so many comment sections

[@alexh1701]

@@poerdje5350 I know right? Where ever I go, he is there

[@poerdje5350]

@@alexh1701 yeah, probably a bot?

[@poerdje5350]

@Jason Lowe wtf?

[@kitt8132]

“I am Calculester, the robot sent by Monster Prom.” “My name is Connor. I’m the android sent by CyberLife.” Now we got 2 robot boys lol Edit: Woah, over 700 likes?! Thanks, you guys! 👍

[@jupitersringsss]

Omfg lol

[@omegabagon7542]

*SLAM* 28 STAB WOUNDS

[@archivedmorriss1604]

WELL THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. Youre pretty good

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

"My name is Mettaton. the robot sent by THE FABULOUS DOCTOR ALPHYS!"

[@aughhhhh8304]

Yup Brooke is here THREE ROBO BOYS

[@bing5270]

31:43 Killed me, Jack sounds way to much like Lemongrab😂

[@friendly_juice_carton8614]

XD

[@xlr8_yaboijxn472]

4:52 that voice brings back undertale memories (mettaton)

[@xendurr8180]

The moment I heard how he voiced his character, I immediately thought of *"28 STAB WOUNDS"*

[@raynadams8818]

There needs to be more jacksepticeye related memes

[@erenyeager3917]

Xendurr 😑

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

*Calculestor voice* *_TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS_*

[@saikiace7409]

Calculester, the brother of Connor.

[@rafazahira2144]

Eyyy

[@k1llbox]

He protecc He atacc But most importantly *he SMACK* Conner: "WakE uP lUteNdAnT"

[@saikiace7409]

@@k1llbox 10000 smacks later "wake up Lieutenant "

[@k1llbox]

@@saikiace7409 *WAKE UP LUTENDANT*

[@EannaWithAFada]

Who's Connor

[@boiofkoi]

Pheel the Eel saying kawaii desu vs Calculester saying uwu

[@LaVieEnN01R]

Me: *casually sitting on the couch watching the video ( 38:55 ) Damien: talking about how he’s always being pressured to be the best he can be while also trying to live up to being as great as his dads but, pretending that it’s an orange feeling it. Me: character development? Character development! CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!

[@RayMak]

Oh my..... 2 characters!

[@bmansam3214]

You mean the 123456789 10 duel character

[@jose2226]

smutný americký

[@maimadha]

@@jose2226 you are awesome

[@fastwing3295]

@@jose2226 Co je smutný a Americký?

[@troyfrancis5459]

Glitter is like herpies of the crafting world because no matter how much you clean it up, you’ll still find it somewhere.

[@hankanderson9920]

True

[@isabelpanisse3160]

Words of wisdom

[@wa1kastray]

Facts

[@cynthiacooper1543]

That sounds almost exactly like a sentence I read in a book called ‘She’s with me’

[@bogihegyi3110]

*I’m so glad that when Sean reads the stuff that the girls say, he doesen’t make he’s voice pitchy and high. As a girl, that is so disrespectful and annoying, like : every girl’s voice is high and pitchy right? No.*

[@strawberryslvt9561]

I put glitter in my hair a year ago and I still see some falling out

[@gravelfilledSoap]

Flower tea pfft.

[@thegermanempire4006]

I’m so sorry

[@goldfish1633]

Fatal mistake lmao

[@amberhill2489]

Calculester, purer than a baby deer falling asleep beside a happy labrador doggo

[@eoghanomahony7339]

my labrador just came into my room as I read this comment

[@infinitescratch5887]

Is it just me or does jack have a thing for robots

[@thisoreoisqueen5944]

If he does, it'll probably be fine with everybody else. At least he isn't into feet or vore...

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

Or quicksand! 👆

[@vivulent]

@@thisoreoisqueen5944 bold of you to assume he isn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bubblenugget1215]

Hi my name is Connor the Android sent by cyberlife

[@aintitdeadyet]

@@vivulent JSJSDKDHF

[@firehawk374]

When Jack manages to activate Alexa in my kitchen, but not his own 😂

[@BlindMelonLord]

i’m surprised he didn’t trigger mine.

[@rockfriendmemo]

“i’m very smart in certain things, but just in general, i’m kind of average in smarts.” *just neurodivergent things ~* 💖

[@jcbushveld849]

Jack really looking for that Coke sponsorship.

[@austinchadwick5979]

Yup

[@icymoons]

Jack and MatPat crave that sweet Coke sponsorship

[@HTPCYMC]

_So what if I’m the monstaaaaa_

[@burger984]

can you leave me alone

[@abdullahishaq4657]

MONSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mariogroza5704]

Hello jack

[@furmantoadstool]

You definitely had that copied

[@father_cheddar7303]

That been here all along

[@yittersthefox2045]

I love how the first line we hear from calculester is him screaming 😂 I love it!

[@Purrenren]

"NateWantsToBattle is in this game-" WHAT, WHERE?!

[@RayNightshade12]

He voices Damien Lavey, the red demon

[@Spookycxnt]

*ever since jack played dbh he has been making robots deviant from other games*

[@aressutton5767]

Pro tip for getting glitter off, apply liquid soap without water onto the glitter and simply wipe it away, gets a lot of it off. (Learnt this whilst working at a craft store)

[@radiomandelbrot5868]

lotion works too, if you got it in a bottle that has the cap on the bottom and a flat end on top, you can use the edge of the top to scrape the lotion off with the glitter before rinsing everything

[@visualizeinfinity831]

Why make it some complicated, obviously you should just peel of your skin and grow more.

[@Corviidei]

Visualize Infinity of course

[@imjustwatching5783]

I literally have a fear of glitter. That stuff gets everywhere.

[@proballynappingxxx9200]

Ty

[@imtired_24_7]

“A lot of people are rolling their eyes right now” Me: *is kicking my cat out of my room bc he just knocked over everything on my desk*

[@brentclark9309]

19:06 to 19:10 I was like "What piano!!!!! I can't play the piano!"

[@NostalgiaMan]

I love that a youtuber can grow to such heights that they can be a part of a game. You have to admit that youtube is a very cool way to grow in the world. Jack has shown us that all things are possible and it does not matter where you come from or who you are but what talent you bring to the table. Bravo

[@emerald8274]

talent, skill and luck. KZbin is a great platform for people to get noticed. Unfortunately though the competition is fierce and it takes complete dedication not to mention the nature of monetization really hurts the little guys trying to get started these days. It's no coincidence that some of the biggest names have been around for so long.

[@taylachapman7151]

This message is so beautiful I think I might (sniff) 😞😟😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Bunny-gc1rn]

Jack also voiced a character in bendy and the ink machine

[@sarah1390]

I find that his hard work and dedication makes him the person he is now. I love that he is now voicing characters in games. I also love all the other ego's he portrays on the channel. It shows his capability for acting as well and I am also glad he has branched out into doing interviews as well but those I like less but still show his flexibility.

[@Canwehitsubscriberswitho-sr1id]

@jason Lowe No u

[@rayphobiia]

“I would panic a little, but I would also party” So Jack.. would ya panic(!) at the disco??? ..I am so sorry (edit - it’s been a year now and a reply to this popped up in my notifications so here i am. i didn’t think this comment would blow up like it did. i don’t support panic at the disco or anything brendon urie or anyone from the panic team has done. i just wanted to say that. do your own research on everything’s that happened and form your own opinions. stay hydrated, stay safe and wear a mask)

[@heyitsalex.55]

LOL I LoVe PanIc! At THe DiSCo

[@fatimaroman335]

Don't be BE PROUD!!

[@lilyemerson3419]

Antisocial Aimee CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE!!

[@pinkfox9364]

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BREADBIN

[@iamahighfunctioningsociopa4793]

No, no.... You're fine. The Panic! Fandom thinks it's funny. -Your local panicker

[@XellosNi]

"SEVEN YEARS, DUNGEON!" Wow, that's *VERY* generous compared to the real Lemongrabb.

[@nasonxian]

Hearing Jack's thoughts on glitter after the stream yesterday makes this all the funnier...

[@leisha2]

It's only a matter of time before Calculester gets a fangirl.

[@fairycat23]

Bold of you to assume that hasn't happened already. ...Granted, it might be bold of me to assume that it has already happened. I haven't really looked yet, so....

[@katsukibakugou2131]

@@fairycat23 Foolish mortal, bold of you to doubt yourself when stating the truth.

[@wiktorkwasniewski1364]

He does ehehehe jackaboi

[@crazykittygirl3508]

Im rewatching while drawing him I love him

[@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637]

Fool, he is already my child

[@mallowfly7655]

Jack has one of those malleable voices. I mean, everyone can play around with their voice and make different “voices” for characters and stuff like that. But Jack has one of those voices that are just _different_ , like the main singer from Set It Off. I dunno what it is about it but it’s just different, it’s deep but not rumbly it’s high but not squeaky. That’s why you can nail the voices for some characters to point that no one else’s voice for that character can even compare. Like Flowey, you hit that golden f*ckers voice _PERFECTLY_ . Your Toriel voice was warm and soft, your Undynes voice was full of her spunky energy and short temper regardless of what she was even saying, Alphys _sounded_ like she looked (although granted it’s surprisingly easy to sound nervous) but I _CANNOT_ _for the life of me_ mimic your Papyrus voice and it’s not like I haven’t been trying! [I’ve been watching Undertale playthroughs again could you tell?]. I’d also like to see _anyone_ do that thing that you do when you do Antis voice, that kinda high pitched warble (no not the editing) like when your voice wobbles when you’ve been crying? But on purpose and there’s almost no rumble at all cuz of how high it is. You also play with your pitch like it’s a frikkin dile your turning (so jealous, I’m female and I can’t play with my pitch like that!) I’m really really happy for you getting somewhere in something you’ve always wanted to do, and I’m really excited too :D

[@omegadragon584]

MALLOWFLY ! Yes Cody Carson! I love SIO

[@aleeelliott1626]

"that golden fucker" ahahaha

[@heyhowdyhey]

yEs SIO!

[@danielfenton9227]

"Daddy issues" *starts choking*

[@dov3356]

When Jack said conner I was like: *_MEMORIES OF THAT BEAUTIFUL BOI_*

[@mossyboi924]

28 STAB WOUNDS! There are alot of oranges.... high five?

[@vulpin7150]

If we stab him 30 times he will become ultra instinct

[@Ari-xg8jp]

28 ORANGES!!!!

[@danyellejamieson9219]

hey jack you might not see this but... When u did the make a wish stream, my sister Holly is a make a wish child, she 18 shes in hospital right now, a couple years ago she made u fan art?.. Well anyway I was here to say thank you for helping make a wish !

[@kurenan4564]

everybody upvote this so he can see it

[@aibohsart3137]

pin this to the top ;-;

[@koopakate8842]

Best wishes for your sister! ❤️

[@skittlesmurders8917]

Help get this to the top!!!

[@Ari-xg8jp]

Jack needs to see this comment. It's so sweet. I hope you and your family are doing well 😊

[@thisisfine2962]

This is just Jack living out his dreams of wanting to be a andriod named Connor sent by Cyberlife, but instead being a robot named Calculester sent by a highschool.

[@nanicrash]

why do i get so unexplainably happy when i hear jack's laugh and just him being himself? it's just so freaking heartwarming uwu

[@DenverSkyes]

Jack: YOU CAN DATE A CHARACTER I VOICED Me: who wouldn't?

[@SuperStarside]

Skye Ayres Exactly

[@phluffydragon8097]

I think i know what people will do with that power... * grabs holy water*

[@criminalstitches6956]

Jesus Christ

[@Alex_Hernandez999]

Lol

[@LongandWeirdName]

People who like their eardrums?

[@lambswool]

2019 and he's still making Detroit become human references 👌

[@classicgamer7247]

So

[@lambswool]

@@classicgamer7247 it's cool he still likes it

[@mothman6652]

Good

[@zhyza]

So am I :3 *cough*Ilikedogs

[@beeez2127]

I'mma bird it could be 2050 and he'll still be making D.B.H reference

[@bluntfishtrauma]

jack: "i want to date myself!" me, an aro trash man: HUH? YOU CAN JUST DO THAT? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME???

[@ahassett37]

pffft yes also this probably seems a bit weird and out of place, but props to you accepting that you're aro :) current society over-romanticizes and over-sexualizes everything, men especially, and it makes it hard to come to terms with being ace or aro or somewhere on the spectrum speaking as a grayro demisexual person lol

[@prettyboys6248]

*Sean voicing his own character is amazing.*

[@fbi9711]

HIS NAME IS CALCU-*Lester*

[@allmusicplays]

FUCK THE CALCULATERS

[@soldierv1nce]

FBI why are u here?

[@kimberlyzager9697]

Yeah no shit sherlock

[@bombasticboosh4657]

I did not do anything FBI I swear

[@chadlbradly2942]

FBI just because jack would fuck a shark doesn’t mean we need you 😂

[@kateberger9068]

Jack: I wanted to play this to see if I could *Date Myself* ... Which might be the most Narcissistic, vain thing I've ever done...

[@marstonsneddon8692]

*vain

[@miksuwaaan7527]

Vain means only in finnish

[@lei376]

Sean: awhh, Zoe is cute

[@itz_nat9716]

when you said "Alexa, start Miles", my echo dot said "sorry, i'm not sure about that"

[@planetree8245]

hello I was just wondering; what is the character in your profilepic called?

[@pinkfedoras]

One thing... The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@grummanschumann6475]

pure information from science class

[@mattbowers4154]

I immediately thought boy in a band

[@novarayne9388]

The More You Know 🌠

[@fivefootegg3029]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GYYYYYYYE

[@pinkfedoras]

@@fivefootegg3029 BILL BILL BILL BILL

[@LoreCatan]

Get yourself a father that will fangirl over you like Jack does over his robo boys. THAT'S MY BOIIII!!! THAT'S MY SON!

[@cqrcin0]

Bill! What are you doing on this dating game video? 🤔

[@Naturally-Bright]

@@cqrcin0 well bill is a monster, so I feel like he fits in here pretty well. Even demonic triangles can crave love too

[@cqrcin0]

@@Naturally-Bright makes sense, hahaha.

[@mckaylalee7029]

7:24 :the foreshadowing of shark-chan

[@arynburrsir]

"Sing into my butt." "I never thought you'd ask!" *norwegian sobbing intensifies*

[@luigipaleum514]

As Monster Prom comes to a close, we see our boy Calculester Hewlett-Packard retreat to a small room, making sure to lock the door behind him. He gives an uncharastically-loud sigh, sitting down on the floor and reaching for a loose floorboard. He tugs it away, inserting an arm into the small hole he once made, and retrieves a small box. He unlocks it, revealing a picture of two men. One was a human-looking android, neatly dressed in blue and looking rather confused at the camera. The other was an adult man with graying hair, clad in an almost-casual outfit and cheerfully waving around a beer bottle as he smiled at the camera. One arm was wrapped around the android's shoulders. CHP chuckles almost wryly, looking at the photo wistfully. "I hope you're proud of me, Hank..."

[@applesaucemorton5443]

Luigi Ledesma oh goddddddd

[@deanthebean8718]

SOMEONE MAKE THIS A FANFIC!!!

[@luigipaleum514]

I took one long look at the video, and said to myself, "THIS HAS GOT TO BE A THING!!!" XD

[@LadyMxxn]

Make this a fanfic srsly skajdhfh

[@Bunny131]

Bish, you did not...

[@blacksquidward61]

Why are Polly and calculester like left brain and right brain almost XD I honestly didn't think my dumb comment would get this many likes XD

[@insecurebutter1258]

Oh my GOD THEY ARE-

[@alucarderipmavtube]

I am the left brain I am the left brain I work real hard till my inevitable death-brain You got a job to do, you gotta do it right And the right way is when the left brain's right.

[@brycesmith9974]

AceOfShades I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY

[@danicantrell8328]

@@brycesmith9974 YES FINALLY SOMEONE THAT GETS ME

[@poeticpilgrim5468]

AND I CRIED FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER WATCHING TOY STORY THREE W O O D Y!!

[@sourwitch2340]

Sean Jack McLaughlin, robot bard; Strength: 10 Dexterity: 12 Constitution: 14 Wisdom: 6 Intelligence: 5 Charisma: 20

[@chriscary4074]

10:02 "where would a robot be hiding"... Think about that... He's not just a robot he's a sentient LIBRARY computer... So obviously he's bin the gym XD

[@yeetteey3250]

Calculator:hangs in the library Jack:let’s go to class

[@roselynn7170]

Calculester*

[@gremling1934]

@@roselynn7170 no no, we're *obviously* trying to get with a calculator! calculators always hang around in the library!

[@sleepinginveil6478]

Calculator 😂😂😂 OMFG IM DYINGGG

[@astrixfizz]

*sees calculester* Basically Jack: I am filled with calcu-LUST!

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

DOES THIS BOY WORK OUT? HE MUST!

[@beatricecringecultureisdea4997]

ALL SWEATY AT THE GYM COULD THAT IMAGE BE MORE HOT?? LET ME JUST ENJOY THAT THOUGHT-

[@astrixfizz]

@@beatricecringecultureisdea4997 SCHOOL WAS BAS BUT NOW IT'S NOT!

[@coolcats4you]

'CAUSE NOW THERE'S HIM...

[@mypenisisincrediblysmallbu4479]

ITS ALL SO SIMPLE... STUPID WITH LOVE!

[@CrugGreersun]

35:05 That’s a knock off version of a song called Wipe Out

[@wazzupyuwu]

I've been wanting to play Second Term for ages now, but my laptop has been broken for a long time, so I never got the chance to try it out. So, Jack, you're literally my savior right now.

[@noahwattel4226]

8:58 how... did you not realise that the line with "*real organic person*" was the robot.

[@SaturnsMysteriousEye]

How could it be? It’s from a real organic person, not a robot.

[@priteshravi6990]

@@Rose_Wolf_1625-ss5rh r/woooooosh

[@noahwattel4226]

@@priteshravi6990 actually the r/woooooosh is on TheAdventurousNerd qz he was actually serious unless of course he was only pretending to be serious twice!

[@ciara7377]

*i wanna cosplay myself* - jacksepticeye 2019

[@Pinkspite]

Whenever I watch this stuff it feels like I’m playing to and Cal is my favorite so it’s great someone finally went after him

[@nickvanrossum8631]

"what is drunk?" kind of ironic....