You can't Fix Me... 🔪🩸

[@Rytonic69]

Bao acts like such a scary yandere, but irl she's too shy to tell her waiter he got her order wrong

[@arkangel7782]

The duality of man

[@Assassin0]

Man? What do you mean MAN?

[@averydrunkidiot]

​@Assassin0 man is ironically a gender neutral term im pretty sure if not its just a short term for huMANity if not both

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Anybody else notice that Bao may be a furry? She likes Blaid from Elden Ring.

[@9895_]

I don't think she's a furry per se, she's just willing to smash anything that's willing to smash her. Also several things that aren't

[@christianjones1889]

I can’t fix Bao… but I bet the local veterinarian can get her fixed!

[@Xbalanque84]

But can he legally do that? I thought she was an endangered species...

[@ashenblood]

​@@Xbalanque84 some species are just doomed to go extinct no matter the effort to preserve them by virtue of said species' sheer stupidity, just look at pandas

[@greatest_hoi]

Local veterinarian here, please don't bring a fkin whale to us. We mostly work with mammals, yes, but whales are not in our area of specialization. Please contact your local government to be directed to the nearest marine biologist.

[@sahqoyoltaasah9453]

⁠​⁠@@Xbalanque84She’d never attract a mate so it doesn’t matter either way.

[@KWifler]

Any doctor can chemically castrate anyone. Just prescribe the right depression medication. There are several that can do the trick.

[@ArchonKujo]

No one can fix Bao 💀

[@SzaraSzarancza]

No one should.

[@Skipontop]

i can trust

[@BowenHiggins69]

She doesn’t need fixing

[@juandelacruz8462]

It's because the dent is terminal

[@catts6757]

Nah, I'd win.

[@solpport4276]

The contrast between the horror theme and this sussy outfit is CRAZY

[@NeuronActivation]

Bao may have gotten a new great model. But its the same old Bao inside. Shes down bad, same barking, same wolf men preferences, and same head dent.

[@awesomeiphone597]

Hell yea

[@matthewharner1744]

yep

[@aleksir695]

That model am looking respectful.💦

[@FaerieFaye]

She's perfect. No fixing needed. Don't fix what's not broken. I love them crazy, gets my blood pumping and sometimes running.

[@lostnemesis]

Yeah no one can fix you but that's part of your charm!

[@Tonyten39]

I agree 😊

[@awesomeiphone597]

@@Tonyten39I totally agree to :)

[@Suzerain123]

Me a few months ago: I CAN FIX HER Me now: Probably not now.

[@ng2593]

Bao breaks the people that try to fix her

[@quasnof]

Break your sanity against me! - Bao the wale

[@doctordummiebeta6280]

5:52 Bao: Fix Me Fix Me! *Halo Music plays In my Brain*

[@Monkeymoneyman]

Naw.....All shits and giggles till i hear Doom theme

[@Dr_Mortis_SCP]

That intro was incredible

[@wordmincer]

Just don’t let the FCC see that intro. 😅

[@Gum._water4evr]

HELP THE BONK TOGGLE KILLED ME (also loved the outfit changes and phsyco you)

[@Gum._water4evr]

The glue part is very.. interesting..

[@adousbrony1615]

Dangerous lady like Bao might be my favorite version of her so far. Especially since she can't stop being silly even when role-playing XD

[@LuigianoMariano]

"Name a random personality in the world that can outcrazy Bao the Whale." "...Riptide?"

[@MrKingpin1205]

It's not possible to out crazy the personification of unhinged Just when you think she can't become crazier than she already was, she discover new levels of insanity

[@ncrtrooper7246]

not even God himself can fix Bao, maybe he is too scared to come down from heaven

[@trevorghalt1881]

Wait a minute, dark Alter ego, Baofred and a goon cave... The Dark Whale Rises

[@Barnalicus]

Why on all the worlds would I ever want to fix you, Bao? You’re perfect

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

On a serious note, Bao 2.0 really takes the Pillow Princess concept to the next level & Blaidd unknowingly blanking Bao at that ball basically unlocked the deep dark Yandere within her that we knew could potentially exist but not 100%. I'd defo be cooked like a turkey on Thanksgiving if Bao dragged my Baobble ass into her Goon Cave. 😂😅

[@kenshin4113]

The Baodela catalogue

[@tonymata8070]

0:26 - 0:40 That part actually unnerved me, not going to lie.

[@SnazzJaz]

Loved the analog horror bit at the start, that was really creative!~ ❤

[@czar6203]

It is proven. Bao is an SCP.

[@dredddomin3275]

Fuck Baoberry happen

[@ItsMeRhei75XD]

Bao when she's out of her control: FIX ME 😈 ME: *PROCEEDS TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE 💀.*

[@AssasinPsycho1]

Bao: *acts crazy* Me: I like her

[@trevorghalt1881]

The model is fantastic always glad to see the gamer dent and 7:14 I bet Bao could win the squirting contest... also the glue and 7:31 is wild

[@WhiteWolfie_95]

You can't fix what isn't broken.

[@TheD404]

About to fight my demons twice with this vid. The Remembrance of Bao 💀

[@JAGG87]

The Ojosama laughter make me skip a beat, but a gremlin continued talking and all went back to normal

[@mimeotaur3732]

Bao:you can't fix me. Me: who said I wanted to

[@tonymata8070]

5:18 AYOOOOOO!!! 🤣💀 Who splooged all over Bao?!

[@SzaraSzarancza]

Road workers who painted lines on the road when Bao took a nap on it.

[@tonymata8070]

@@SzaraSzarancza *WHEEZE*

[@thelightningflash]

My bad

[@RaidEssentials303]

I don’t think that’s glue…

[@nathanserre4802]

I lost it at the "glue" spray

[@blueeyes3322]

"I can fix her" Famous last words-

[@minoibwoi14]

I really respect the puppy toggle, everyone has a cat ear toggle, nice to see the dog one.

[@DeanHatcher-f3v]

If Bao was fixed, could we accept a positive outlook Bao who will alway tell us that everything is fine to our faces or do we stick with what we have a Bao who may one day climb though our monitor or phone just because she learned that we're single and available?

[@MayoIsMyInstrument]

I love the way she physically reaches through my monitor and prys my eyes open!

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

i LOVED the analog horror intro, this debut was awesome!!

[@BackAlleyArtist]

0:30 OOOOH BAO AND MANDELA CATALOGUE WOW!

[@weast2123]

btw, that throat singing song used near the 1 minute mark is called 'legend' by bulgarian voices angelite.

[@Allen-R]

love how even when shit changed, chat was still too distracted by the feet lol

[@PurpleGuyGaming1985]

She became a yandere

[@quasnof]

Became?

[@RaidEssentials303]

She was always like this

[@dashybishy1952]

She doesnt need fixing, shes perfect the way she is

[@tristanribeiro7903]

I love the Mandela Catalogue untro 🤣

[@Isaac_eins]

These Options go HARD! I'm proud of you Bobo!

[@aughhi]

7:55 i give in her own words "im proud of you bao"

[@codebreaker3007]

All jokes aside this is a fucking amazing model 💀

[@unknow789]

Ya know what, forget Pagen Minn and Joseph Seed, her INsanity is the perfect representation to Vaas.

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

Can’t fix what ain’t broken.

[@artymeiser]

Graduated from whale to bubble. Perfect

[@Verrisin]

the whale has evolved into ... jelly ! :D she can even sting now XD as well as be cute and bouncy and honestly how did they make it look so squishy and good ^^

[@Froggiefusion]

I would say I can fix her but this is Bao we’re talking about

[@SkyKingZiz]

Her favorite song, “I am broken and I am beautiful”

[@octojazon5907]

Blud Tried to make herself scary 💀

[@Cyberpunkedgerunners9]

Yes you are right, we can't fix you but you can fix yourself perfectly 💕 and Have a beautiful day forever and ever BAO❤

[@ChrisVillagomez]

I'm not sure if it was supposed to be intimidating, but "you've overstayed your stay" did not achieve that 💀💀

[@MinersLoveGames]

I feel like this is Bao in her purest form.

[@Tonyten39]

I’m proud of you, Bobo. You’re a good girl

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

I mean we all try every day. She's lucky we like her

[@matt-cl6fb]

WE AIN"T EVER LEAVING THE BASEMENT WITH THIS ONE

[@AceGamingMusicIllistrati-de1kf]

Her mew model is both terrifying and adorable at the same time

[@Danloreee]

5:40 is my favourite cutter out, full Yuno Gasai vibe

[@MirrorMaskVRDJ]

Cant fix what's already Perfect

[@JD-ty4gr]

😂 Here I am going the “I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me.” Route of thought.

[@carlospecho6010]

She pulled off the yandere so well but her true nature as a gooner betrays her 😂😂😂

[@markchristensen23]

Always amusing when one of the "Bikini Bottoms" tries to assert some sort of dominance, since I can't help but laugh. XD

[@ZombieUsr]

I fucking love yandere so much. Thank you for this

[@Zero-cz6bn]

SOMEONE PUT IT DOWN 😭😭

[@BuzzytheBee-tz6gh]

You were put on this world for a reason and you can win Blaidd's heart without violence, I know it Bao!

[@NoThanks-io1he]

Just because one is... rejected by socital norms dosent mean you need to be fixed. Being rough around the edges just makes life interesting. This goes for whoever finds this message. You are beautiful, no matter your quirks.

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @baovtuber! Can't wait for the next video Girl! The new model looks great and No you don't need glue for a LEGO Set.... Not even Kragle (Krazy Glue). I also have some very..... Bad news unfortunately. It's about Blaidd. I know you've been wondering where he's been and Why he hasn't written back to your Letters. It's because we were on a Grand Adventure to find The Tarnished we all know as Max0r and Help him get back to Ranni. Our Journey ended up taking us to Minecraft where he had been Busy Fighting the Pillagers for more Glory to bring back when he came home to Ranni. Oh you should've seen the Battles we Fought with the Pillagers anytime they'd Raid a Village Bao, I'd be up on the Tallest Point sniping away at the Pillagers as they charged into the Village, after which I'd move down to the Streets or the Trenches with Blaidd and Fight them in Hand-to-Hand Combat with my Bow and Crossbow as well as my Netherite Sword. Blaidd himself had to have had the Majority of the Kills we were mopping them up so quickly, even after we Helped to Rebuild The Villages to better versions of Themselves, into Towns or even Cities. We even Stole Ships from the Pillagers own Fleet and Sent many a Pirate to the Depths of the Ocean, and then Rebuilt the Ships in our own Colors and Trained the Villagers themselves to Man them and Fight their own Wars with the Pillagers as we kept looking for Max0r. Then one day, came a Massive Push back by the Pillagers. We had just Finished rebuilding a Badlands Biome Village into something you might see with the "Towns and Towers" Plug-in when a Pillager Patrol came by and started causing trouble. It was a Relatively Small Patrol, a Captain and 4 or 5 Pillagers, and we had Dealt with them Accordingly. The only Problem was that Blaidd had accidentally picked up the Pillager Banner (or Ominous Banner if you want to be Technical) at which point the Horns of a Pillager Raid started Blaring. We didn't even get a Chance to start Digging a Trench Network, and the First Wave was already pouring into the Village. I had quickly started to Pick off the Twittologer's and make them blow up their fellow Pillagers to try and Thin the Numbers down while Blaidd went for the Absorbers. Soon, we had Gotten Separated thanks to a Nearby Evoker Sending Vexes after me as chasing me around the whole Village whilst also fighting any Pillagers I came across as well as Fighting back against the Vexes themselves. From what the Villager Recruits who immediately rushed in had said, some of them without a Complete Armor set and Others with Tools that badly needed to be Repaired or Replaced, Blaidd Kept Fighting The Pillagers, even taking on the Occasional Crocoger or Two that had come up from the Harbor only a Few Chunks away. It wasn't until I had mustered Enough of the Recruits and Killed off the Last of the Vexes and their Evoker Masters that I had charged back into the Fight. I had only just turned the Corner to see Blaidd in a Fight that I had feared he would not be walking away from. There he was, Fighting 3 Mounted Ravagers, 2 Vindicators and 4 Pillagers. 2 of the Ravagers were mounted by a Pillager each and one had a Witch throwing Splash Potions of Poison at Blaidd while he was Fighting them. He managed to take care of the Pillagers and the Vindicators, but the Ravagers had started attacking him and the Splash Potions of Poison from the Witch and the Other 2 Pillagers on the Ravagers was only making things worse. I had immediately called for a Full Charge and the Recruits with me didn't hesitate for a Single Moment and I had pulled Blaidd into cover to try and Tend to his injuries as soon as we had Gotten to him. Unfortunately, it was too late. Dozens of Splash Potions of Poison had been thrown at him, Several Arrows were Sticking out of his Arms and Chest like needles in a Pin Cushion and Numerous Slashes by Vindicator Axes and Ravager Ramming Attacks had all done irreversible damage to him. Every last thing I had done to try and Heal him, only served to Stabilize him, until eventually he Died right after the Battle holding my hand as I was telling him that he'd make it and he'd finally get to take you out on a Date. *Sighs* His last words to me were "Tell Bao that I loved her, and that I'm sorry I never got the chance to write back to her....." If you get this letter, then you'll also have the Box with most of his Personal Belongings that I could fit in it, along with a Diamond and Aquamarine Ring and Matching Necklace that he had made just for you. To this day, I'm Still aboard my 3-Masted Schooner "Adventure", which I had named and rebuilt after a Ship of the Same Type and Name from the Pirates of the Crimson Coast set for the Pirates Constructible Strategy Game, with Blaidd's Greatsword as a Memento. Once I find Max0r and Get him back to Ranni, then and only then shall I return and hand over Blaidd's Sword to you. I'm sorry bao, but Blaidd's Not coming back to you. *Sniffs* I will, however, stay in the Area of the Village of that fateful day to finish building then House he had Started Building for the Two of you when we got to the Village. I know that there's a Pit at the Bottom which I'm assuming that he planned on having something there just for the two of you like some sort of Dungeon or something, but I'm going off of what I remember him telling me as he was planning everything out. This was my Letter to you after hearing about the massive pile of letters you had sent to Blaidd. Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video Girl! In case anyone was wondering, I spent about an hour Typing this up!

[@quake_galaxias]

I don't need to fix Bao, I want her this way

[@andrewmartin1928]

I'm proud of you. Such a good girl.

[@julesloveless]

You don't need to get fixed.. Let's just be broken together.

[@DieteticGoose58]

That won’t stop people from trying

[@bigjerry207]

nope nope nope nope nope ive been through that once, never again

[@NightSterling]

1:50 imagine the chat actually just stopped for bao at this moment

[@gyoma4444]

nah, the beginning and end were nightmare fuel, as intended

[@PLAYER42_ready]

She may say I can’t fix her but, she never said she could break me

[@mimic445]

I'm proud of you bao you are a good person.

[@symholly]

The SFX go crazy

[@justinadams4667]

Finally Perfection, peak is here

[@vt_hikaru]

I'm proud of you Bobo you're such a good girl

[@troygoodbroy7469]

Bao doesn't need to be fixed , just loved

[@jonhirom]

“I can fix them 🥴” Oh no you can't

[@DredgenStorm]

Bao: "You can't fix me." Me: "Why would I want to? You're hilarious as you are!"

[@avengererbe1814]

Yandere Bao: You won't invite me to the ball, won't you? Helldivers: Shut up, Bug! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Yes! SAVE YOURSELF!! WE NEED TO FLEE!!!

[@matt-cl6fb]

the tarnished took care of him

[@ronik809]

i kind of half expected when she was begging for praise she was gonna cut herself off with the glue

[@Akimitsu]

Like this model too but love the old one more

[@Embersword281]

this stream was so good, i was legit shocked Bao could show such dominant energy though not gonna lie

[@Bo_Playz_Gamez]

I dont need to fix her. She perfectly fine the way she is.

[@SoulsVersed]

my body just regenerates, also we're all proud of you bao

[@Sensor_Beam]

Btw that wasn't a Millennium Falcon there, that was a UCS Republic Venator. Oof. Hope he put it back together though (no glue required).

[@shaneleigh1293]

You freaked out my cat with that sound at the beginning

[@Dominik12335]

U r right, i can not fix you, no one can, may God protect us 🙏

[@l7986]

I am not discouraged that easily.

[@Baldman5871]

Great video, love the editing ! I love the new model !

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

nahhh, we don't need to fix her. we like the silly gorl

[@Junkyard-Wolf-Frost]

Probably can't fix Bao. But I'll die trying

[@TonyBomboozled]

For real, though, I'm proud of you, Bobo.

[@miguelalejandrog.datiles9809]

what the absulte hell have i been through in life such that im continuing to watch this voluntarily. (albeit the same could be said for you all)

[@lucapoloni3650]

You can't fix bao coz she's already perfect.