You Can't Let Me Get This Big!

[@maxanthony1384]

“That’s the best thing about the dead, how little they talk” as you killed pink had me absolutely rolling

[@long_ducc]

that's hilarious lmaoo

[@SpykerCorporation]

Pink is a grandmaster yapper

[@savageking7652]

The word Implacable, according to Oxford English Dictionary, means "That cannot be appeased; irreconcileable; inexorable: of persons, feelings, etc." The first recorded usage is about 1535 in a work by Thomas More.

[@comeonyouirons18]

Excellent thankyou, can you now explain each and every word used to describe implacable haha

[@DevinDTV]

I'm pretty sure he knew what implacable means, he was just making jokes.

[@EvertfromNederland]

Interesting emote tactics by Pink. Annoy you opponents so they quickly end your game. Glad you took him out.

[@AtomicAndi]

I gained at least 5k rating from not emoting/taunting anymore. 🧐 Less fun though 😟 I used to do "Well played" whenever a noob did something stupid, but then the victim of the play got really angry at ME. Insta break alliance etc.

[@wfchannel4673]

plus pink's final cap was positioned such that world dom victory was possible, so easy second

[@RychNovsky-ld3hf]

Johnny hates bubblegum, has hit his breaking point 😂

[@jliller]

Johnny Space Lumberjack topples Black on T0 then topples White on T1. Truly a master of yin and yang.

[@szymonarabas2417]

Johnny Space Lumberjack (if that even is your real job) has logged on!

[@krouchingtigerr]

Red fought with honor.

[@krouchingtigerr]

BUT, Pink was INSUFFERABLE!!😂

[@AtomicAndi]

using the trade to hit the strongest player is usually incorrect. But seems to be a noob's code of honor

[@samuelhindman3022]

worst thing about being a space lumberjack is having to battle robots all the time

[@wufler77]

Those were the most passive aggressive bubbles ever

[@maxcaplan2016]

You definitely burst pink's bubble there.

[@beauxmitcham799]

Poor white lol just didn’t know Johnny take your cap was next to him

[@vampirechicken]

I'm always hiding in that one spot of the noob corner you don't see!

[@AtomicAndi]

@@vampirechicken yeah, he does not even have to 'yoink' these days, he just casually takes them with almost perfect dice EVERY time

[@whocares2277]

It was a really dumb cap choice anyway. Pink gets 8 troops, typically. 10 on 4 to get control over the noob corner? Great deal.

[@imwatchinberniemac]

This video should have been titled ‘unbeatable or something like that’ would have been hilarious

[@SgtSharpie]

fyi if you quit before your turn it still takes the whole timer. the game is serverless which means each client has to update the others when their status changes. when a player swipes out of the app no update is sent, and the other players have to wait the whole time regardless of when they chose to abandon because they are expecting a status update

[@vampirechicken]

Ahh... makes enough sense.

[@Th4tGuy]

Pink wins the Worst player I've ever seen award. 😂

[@AtomicAndi]

2:03 - time for a 4th second channel just about oral hygiene!? I'm in! maybe the additional "Johnny yoinks your words" channel with weekly releases?

[@vidaes6503]

Randomly destroying the Grandmaster's game on the first two turns before you got any indication of skill level. Genius.

[@whocares2277]

Capping there wasn't GM level play for sure.

[@AtomicAndi]

Great map! Had a nail-biter yesterday where an emoting noob capped in front of me and put troops behind me. I resisted the yoink because I don't have the VC dice mod yet.

[@agoniaXdunya]

23:40 😂😂😂

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Blizzards? In a space station? We need a space lumber jack!

[@Jonnysh]

Red played worse than Pink but they emoted waaaay better.

[@cassius7854]

I'm pretty sure there was a stream sniper in this game, blue was definitely sniping white, it's crazy to target someone that hard for no reason (hehehehe)

[@billhendrix3641]

What's this game called, 'SMG's Troll Factory', featuring extra troll emotes for you to spam?

[@blakehedgepeth9226]

Did this man get perfect card luck or what. Seems like he was the only one making it to a trade in

[@theinacircleoftheancientpu492]

That's what he said.

[@TreeCamper]

😊 go big or go home Good morning VC 🌞 Also, pink had it coming. I always have to tell my son that his mouth gets him into more trouble than anything else

[@vampirechicken]

Good morning!

[@Jack-d8g5j]

Amazing gameplay! Your strategies are always inspiring and entertaining. Keep up the great work!

[@brutusmaximumus]

White's commitment was admirable, pink was hilarious lol

[@goldenroux612]

Bombastic play!

[@maustin147]

lol that was a funny one! Thanks for the entertainment

[@himalayantongue]

I love players like white. Such a nice contrast to all the quitters. Not surprised he was a GM.

[@APolitically]

Jon, you'd better not stop posting over the holidays...

[@cainantor414]

Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 0 I love this = 0 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 That is my bonus / "Thats just simply not for you White"= 2 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance / "I think the bubblegum is gonna push me over the edge" / "Good luck! 😈 Devil face. You like that one?" = 3 Johnny yoink-ya-cap = 1 Hydrations = 0 The BOAT = 0 Go Psycho = 0 The sneaky snake shake and bake = 0 Get toasted = 0 Blunders = 2 Good luck figuring that out = 0

[@philippeheyvaert3742]

Hi VC, I've won my first cap prog game on the airship map today. Tricky map but fun map. best wishes

[@vampirechicken]

Awesome to hear!

[@AtomicAndi]

Admittedly, I'm a bubble-gum guy as well - but only when I know I win the battle. (Else I'm a pussy The game brings out the best in everyone🤩)

[@Gary-zt9cp]

gm GM

[@vampirechicken]

Good morning!

[@gamisag]

change title to bubble gum sigma

[@CAPth3m]

First

[@natekeeley1706]

Dude, are you gonna play some more on the airship? 🥹🥹🥹

[@vampirechicken]

Yes. There was a video yesterday and it will stay in the weekly rotation for a while.

[@natekeeley1706]

​@@vampirechickenLove to hear it-- yesterday's was a banger! Take care 🤝👍