Jonathan, If you read this. Your older chess video's from some years ago had this really cool song at the end and I think it was actually about chess? It went something like; "... No blunders only sacrificing queens Well you may have the blues, never be a chicken when you lose." I always thought that was a really awesome sounding song. Who wrote that song and more importantly, can we listen to it somewhere?

Hahaha

Last human standing

How do you streamers get so many games with morons who refuse to attack you? All the morons I match with suicide me. It’s wild watching these games on KZbin. It’s like watching a completely different game

I was orange this game. Red capped in Air Pumps A and for whatever reason didn’t break your bonus which was super frustrating because I just needed the one bonus to start snowballing. I assume he lucked out getting yellows capital on the left side of sector b, but when he lost it, he suicided into my cap going positive on the roll (his -10 to my -15) leaving me with only 9 (11 after the fortify.) At that point, he already ruined my game 3 times (capping next to me, not breaking you, suiciding into me) that I just gave up and quit. Most people aren’t as nice to give higher placement so it wasn’t worth my time sticking around.

When you play like a psycho and make everyone else bot out. Good morning VC 🌞

the BOAT at Sigma? yup

Reconstructing some stuff in the fog (spoiler): Yellow only started with +7, that means black took yellow's cap. White saw it and tried to take black's cap, and then red took white's cap (likely one behind red's original cap). Two cap rolls (and one more attempt) on turn 1. Red having a 1 cap later (16:20) probably means they tried to take orange's cap? Or just smashed, hoping you would see it? Neither one makes much sense.

gm vamp. question? do you read comments after the first hour?

Boo

gm GM

No one could hate a VC video!!

Green may have recognized you as being a stronger opponent than pink. And you stole pinks spain

If you were in orange’s position, everyone in the comments would be absolutely certain that the blue and purple players were cheating. Obviously the purple account is a burner thats only meant to throw the game and boost the blue account’s rating

“We just easily……”(loses all troops)”take one bonus” - has me dead AF

This game is a blast. Glad that you introduced it. I've only had it for a couple of days but it's been well worth my 10 bucks already. It seems to scale up in difficulty pretty well. Not that anybody asked, but I've found my sweet spot while I'm learning to be level 15 vs 16 (when the bosses start getting 2nd lives). That's going to be individual to skill level obviously. But there looks like a lot of room to toggle that up. [I was an A player 20 years ago when I quit tournament chess and haven't played more than a handful of casual games since.] I'd call it bughouse-based to somebody who recognized that variant.

Thanks!

Vampire Chicken: "Sending me a heart. I'm a married man this means war." Also Vampire Chicken: "He's trying to feed me purple. Doesn't he know we're in loooove"

Finally VC has made amends with the people player

Purple was trying to tell you to take the orange cap

A critical misplay by Mr. Chicken this game. Definitely should have accepted the alliance request from yellow to perform the thumbs down, laughing face, devil face, into break alliance.

The joke about the LPC is: there's so much drama in the LPC it's hard being vampire D-O-double G

Purple doesnt use math, just vibes

this is art

Are there a couple of Vampire Chicken Jr.'s (Vampire Chicks?) in this game?

Purple was like, no the arrangement was supposed to be me getting two bonuses and two caps and you just die...

Kylted would've betrayed purple (smh). Vampire Chicken is the realest homeboy.

4:47 is the funniest moment. Betraying him while doing "thumbs up" like it's some sort of misunderstanding where you thought he agreed to give you his cap 🤣. Always stay the way you are VC 🤣

Risk is full of mathematically challeneged people who make strange rolls of one or two die for no reason. Some of them REALLY needed to pay attention when teacher was talking about prob. and stats!

Wow a friendly purple player. Thats a first! Fun game VC 👍🏻

How to change VC's opinion of purple players in one fowl swoop

It felt so weird that out of everyone purple was your best friend, and you didn't go psycho because he sent you a heart. And you considered it justifiable and not sly. This was refreshing

Johnny No Cap has entered the game Good morning VC 🌞

there's just one thing you should correct: It's not about the friends you make along the way, it's all about the enemies you make ;-)

good to make friends

At 39 minute mark I was totally clueless as to why they was so much time left

By now, all modern and educated Vampire Chicken viewers know that holding onto your capital is a ridiculous superstition carried over from a less enlightened age.

The only expalnation for this: Purple was an Egyptian house wife. Why was she so sad, though? Probably the Arab man home soon...

It's important that you win at the right pace for me to get through my cup of tea and snacks. Yours, the wider audience.

I'm a modern and educated viewer, in the first minute I'm distracting myself with the comment secction

That was most fun friendship in CG

Well that was interesting.

You pissed off pink by stealing their Spain. Then the other guy saw you as the bigger threat because of how fast you move. So they targeted you first knowing they can get the other guy

good mornin

Playing world dom in a capital game again?

don't worry, my games are the same, but sometimes it's enven from turn one they all gang up on me. even the take a card and pass doesn't work. i don't know what to do

Pretty cool play style, chill with some sparkles of audacity. When I myself ranked up to GM in classic fixed I learned that the endgames are decided in the midgame. The animosity created from each single break adds up inside the minds of each player and in the unstable scenario of a 3 player endgame the only deciding factor is them 'gifting' you the win. In essence, them both hating each other more than hating you. Be gentle in the midgame, let the opponents feel like they are in control. When they start to feel they deserve a win, that's the moment they will start to fight.

The end game looked like one guy playing both green and pink. Their draft, attack and fortify phases are paced the same.

Olive should review this and give you insights

I’m 4 minutes in and have read the title. However, I’m still like, “Please hold!”