you cannot hide

Animal Crossing New Horizons but its Happy Home Paradise but I make more nightmares
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[@failboat]

My goal with these titles is to make you all seem insane. I make a really jarring title on the launch of a video, you all panic, then I change it and then it seems like there was never anything terrifying to begin with :)

[@bidoof367]

sans

[@v4lstr0p1cx0]

I mean, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, right..?

[@strangedudee]

It really worked thank you for making me jump

[@Blixerlol]

I can tell.

[@urfavkallie]

girboss

[@RachelthePotato]

“I’ve never been inside a build-a-bear” Well after this you might not be allowed in one at all

[@RachelthePotato]

@K A D E L Y N♋️ LMAO WHAT IS THIS

[@insertnamehere8110]

build a *scare*

[@vulpixie3843]

As someone who creates totally normal houses, these videos inspire me to be more creative yet terrify me with every fiber of my being. ESPECIALLY with the title “you cannot hide”

[@chasethemaster3440]

Ha nice

[@AxxLAfriku]

today someone commented i should delete all videos :( people can be so mean. but i dont care. i know im the best. i never give up. i am age 80+ and will never stop. thanks for caring, dear v

[@mudkip984]

Yeah

[@capyOcap]

Same

[@LokiToxtrocity]

Same. XD

[@SantiagoTheEnjoyer]

7:38 "This is where you *learn* " "Learn what?" *_"Anatonemy"_* Definetly one of my favorite moments

[@mrjoetato7866]

“What word did I say? I DON’T KNOW!”

[@kirbyfan1844]

"You learn what the word means"

[@msmx9088]

@@kirbyfan1844 “thats the entirety of the school”

[@RedChomper]

"I am just going to throw on the single light thing, why am I doing that?" "Lottie is just watching all this like uuohuouh.."

[@huntermansam2006]

“Who can we invite to work here. Uhhhhh”

[@maffoo9775]

'Failboat torturing Stitches' "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna talk to him." "I just wanna kill him."

[@grahamdaubney5746]

Yaaaaaas true

[@bitsbits5899]

can you even kill him tho, i mean

[@paxgallery6646]

That escalated quickly

[@unitds27-delta]

“Why do you have a shotgun?”

[@mambodockrill]

@@unitds27-delta I just wanna talk to him.

[@Plasma476]

“Ok I’ll admit it I want to make a cult!” This is good. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. We’re here for you failure

[@WigglyWoo]

He's finally coming to terms with who he truly is we're all so proud of you Failure :)

[@TopEye64]

But I can't double-cult

[@thesandreckener]

Someone needs to write up the lore for this lol

[@Leekodot15]

I'm already the leader of _one_ long lost cult, now, I shan't join into another not-so-lost cult!

[@sloqthebuffoon5052]

The second step is a gun.

[@eNCy.]

Okay imagine going to get a house designed for you, and then they just start pulling out the dead skeletons that have probably been in there for weeks

[@cjlite0210]

*The way you said that implies there's such a thing as alive skeletons*

[@AmbushBug522]

Of course there are alive skeletons. You ever heard of the undead?

[@ostrichmanthatmakethebestvideo]

@Enda Solac 👍🏿 this bot is wrong they censored s*x

[@JamPirateTrue]

@@cjlite0210 sans

[@cjlite0210]

@@JamPirateTrue *WHERE!?*

[@mimimirza6294]

“From them, they will learn the thrill of an adventure, the wilds of being an adult, but most importantly, how to kill someone in just under 3 seconds, using breathing techniques.” *So the duck’s gonna make Static a demon slayer*

[@mullyboats]

And a hamon user

[@frostyvoid827]

Static is secretly tanjiros cousin

[@Aozora210]

Genuinely love how you make designing houses purely for your entertainment instead for satisfying the clients and I learned so much from this.

[@Yellow_64]

The notification “you cannot hide” + me being in my basement was probably the funniest and most terrifying thing that happened to me today

[@clowneryAscended]

Great input, @Enda Solac 👍🏿

[@taylorthesillyguy]

@Enda Solac 👍🏿 shut the up

[@toriwhite6456]

LOL yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@insertnamehere8110]

2:57 Stitches: "I want a toy box full of colors, a whole WORLD of wonderful friendship and rainbows!" Failboat: Yeah you're going on the 🅴🆇🅸🅻🅴 🆁🅾🅲🅺🆂 Also Failboat later: Makes a cult that stitches has to run for all eternity

[@somerandomgamer9065]

Stitches: “W-What…?”

[@TheLBat20]

That “dude wtf” got me,if I walked into a house and saw the abominations failboat makes,I’d say the exact same thing

[@Screwball0207]

You lock your windows and doors as you hear the screams of this outside your home. It has already taken them, you are the only one left. You hide yourself in your closet, knowing it’s in your home, as you hear it’s breathing become louder. You see it’s shadow pass by the door. It’s gone now, you think to yourself, but as you think this you hear your phone vibrate with a notification. “You can’t hide” your heart plumits through your stomach as you hear the closet door burst open. You dear not open your eyes to see it’s face. It’s cold breath invades your lungs and mind and you can’t stop yourself from crying. You know now that it’s just barely a centimeter away from your face, you finally decide to open your tightly shut eyes and you see it’s face. A gnarled grin forms across its face and it utters a single phrase “*a n i m a l c r o s s i n g*”

[@enderking3297]

Man made an entire horror plot from just a youtube video name, props to you my guy. 👏👏👏

[@Screwball0207]

Oh heck 100 likes? Thanks!

[@owowarrior864]

ADHSAUDGFUA LMAO QWQ THIS IS SO GOOD- it's so well written omg amazing work

[@Screwball0207]

@@owowarrior864 AAA I DID IT JUST AS A JOKE THANKS

[@codenamecobra2627]

Failboat's origin story

[@emoxhermit8230]

THE EDITING. AGAIN WITH THE EDITING - the first couple minutes had me wild laughing like a bleedin hyena - the stock images and the effects and STATIC JUST NOT EMOTING LIKE HELP Failboat I praise you-

[@failboat]

This was actually edited by Noteblock! He's the master craftsman behind this one haha.

[@monkey-ette4651]

@@failboat he makes good music and does good editing!

[@shathuishjannarendran3707]

@@monkey-ette4651 Noteblock can do anything fr

[@monkey-ette4651]

@@shathuishjannarendran3707 noteblock ate the Jesus essence that chat also ate in Miitopia

[@emoxhermit8230]

@@failboat my mistake!! But either way, give Noteblock my praise!! It’s so good with the small effects showing a rough idea of what’s being said-

[@nsmaskai]

HOLY JEEZ- I literally just finished Static's house like thirty minutes ago, it wasnt nearly as cursed but I admit, I still made it very creepy and scary on the mission of making it as close to a well-decorated death trap as I possibly could. Edit: how'd I forget to add "it" after "making," I love typing

[@void_berry]

See my house for Static is just an actually cute house. Failboat just takes cute houses and makes them cursed.

[@mr.parrot5802]

This gave me nostalgia of going to build-a-bear as a kid and it’s EXACTLY like I remember

[@alexdacat7052]

I’m just casually watching a calming video and then I get the notification “You cannot hide.”

[@theactualfunnylord5307]

I feel the exact same.

[@KamikazePlane147]

u h o h

[@Soulfire702]

Same.

[@Sylvia_Streams]

True!

[@doodleacat]

I was watching a fnaf related video so for me it's very fitting

[@actuallylid]

1:45 “How to kill someone in 3 seconds…” “…Only using breathing techniques.” *Hamon intensifies*

[@yancamb2202]

[hyperventilating]

[@guardianhero6124]

FIRST FORM-

[@KiWiiU-wasTaken]

"Hey Failboat can I use your airfryer?" " * apocalyptic flashbacks * "

[@Da_siliest_goober_Z]

yos

[@scaraptor2106]

You have created Static having an existential crisis in house form and in all honesty I respect the hustle

[@cobaltdragon7072]

and a fuckin jojos refrence

[@TerraWispr]

These titles keep getting better. Soon I'll have an actual heart attack from the notifications

[@jared-2]

*you cannot hide*

[@isasyed3190]

@Enda Solac 👍🏿 uncensored gex 😳

[@bleepblock2177]

@@isasyed3190 game theory: gex got a wang

[@GGDomProduction]

Next title: "i know where you live"

[@starbeam7679]

@@GGDomProduction after that it's "Your credit card number is ##########"

[@gamerletter1986]

“You cannot hide” You’re right, but I can run which is probably the best option.

[@thequagestclodsire]

Your gonna have to DRIVE if you want to get away from him!

[@tobysvideostudio8580]

2:29 Static's scream Was Exquisite.

[@gavinisback]

I love how the beginning of the video looks like he’s actually playing the game normally and ignoring chat. But of course, this would not last.

[@internettrash437]

"I want a toy box full of colors" *Oh God they aren't ready for the "room" they are getting*

[@taylorthesillyguy]

@Enda Solac 👍🏿 shut the up

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

I love how turning Static's frown upside-down just makes him look angrier.

[@s.v.525]

I love how every single one of Fail's videos is just complete organized chaos

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

I love how these are still entertaining even when I watched the streams

[@busterbackflip4892]

Wow I would've never suspected Failboat lore to exist but look where we are now.

[@austinsisland4777]

Please check out the Miitopia Streams, they’re the hub for all Failboat lore imaginable!

[@funbonnie7222]

0:47 *Tar tar isn’t truly dead, he’s returned with a thirst for blood* 😦

[@fadingdreamx]

static = agent 8? we need game theory on this rn

[@funbonnie7222]

@@fadingdreamx i agreed

[@RedChomper]

Static is the new agent 9.

[@aellieane9737]

WHY WAS THE LAUGH ON POINT WITH THE MUSIC THOUGH??? 1:58

[@Angry_Jetpack]

0:54 “SETS THEIR HOUSE ON FIRE.” Hits too close to home… recently there was a massive fire in Boulder County Colorado, and I had to evacuate from it the other day. It was super scary. My house is ok, but one of the staff members at the school that I go to didn’t have a house to go back to. Many of my friends were also in the evacuation zone, and one had burned houses literally 2 houses down from his. He still has a house, but it was still scary. I’m trying to distract myself from this recent event by watching KZbin vids like yours, Dan. I really appreciate you. You, Alpharad, Choctopus, Little Z, the list goes on. You help me when I need a laugh. Thank you for doing what you do and being just a godsend of a human being, Daniel. I hope you have a good rest of your life, and I wish you luck on your way to 1 million subscribers.

[@trial-by-yuri]

The boss battle music while he absolutely destroys everything with the polishing feature is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[@socksstar]

Haven't even watched it yet & I love it.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

3:11 I love how Daniel is reacting like that Chat Member is insane for suggesting he paint thr walls with the blood of their loved ones when he literally just killed Static's mom and left Static locked in a blazing inferno.

[@HyperDashYT]

Failboat: Why do you guys always assume the worst in me? A second later: 0:42

[@yancamb2202]

“We have their mother.” 💀

[@yancamb2202]

ze ducky.

[@RadioballZ129]

Well that escalated quickly. Just as I expected from failure. 10/10 house would live again.

[@RadioballZ129]

Why is it always me.

[@RadioballZ129]

@Enda Solac 👍🏿 please delete this.

[@TK1117]

@@RadioballZ129 It's a bot just don't click on the link and report it

[@RadioballZ129]

Thanks but why do these bots focus on me

[@heavenlymessiah8692]

@@RadioballZ129 no they're just everywhere, they don't target you

[@yourlocalpizzarat]

I’m getting more and more scared of failboat

[@theoboromine]

3:40 FNaF lore in 1 sentence

[@lucario3558]

Dan's building / design making skills are actually surprisingly good considering what he does with them. Most video makers of the sort wouldn't put much effort into it, but he goes all in and the combination of torture and well-thought out architecture gives it the signature Failboat *umph*

[@Blixerlol]

Ahh, calming game.

[@gothiiispiderz]

I've been in a Build-A-Bear before, and yeah that's pretty accurate

[@monkey-ette4651]

I don’t think so, I’ve been to so man build a bears

[@Missingno_Miner]

Yeah, the only inconsistency is that it's dark instead of obnoxiously bright, and real build-a-bears have significantly more skeletons that they do a better job at hiding.

[@abandonedcharcoal5404]

I can't believe Commander Tartar deemed his mom as "unworthy" to the point of silencing her.

[@joanaortiz1631]

I hate that I stopped the video at 12:00 to check because I thought the video had changed to another. STOP THIS MAN! THE BITS ARE TOO FUNNY!

[@tarigaming1879]

7:16 Plot twist: Lottie is actually the tour guide for Lab Discovera. *And here we are!*

[@RedChomper]

Specimen *ID-F86!*

[@marcelinechan]

All you show us is chaos. Continue please.

[@calamari1971]

That beginning. Took such a FAST turn my neck snapped 👀 I also thought I was going to die. Of laughter. Good job failboat. 😵‍💫

[@emmareiman64]

4:15 "I've never been inside a Build-a-Bear" Lucky you, that can be arranged. Grab 'em boys, we are stuffing some plushies tonight.

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

Ayo-

[@matthewboire6843]

Do they have fur? If they do than I would not mind being in them 😃

[@dread_iguess]

"How to kill someone, in under 3 seconds... using just breathing techniques." holy crap the duck is a hamon user

[@frostyvoid827]

No he’s urokodaki from demonslayer

[@pablotoc1317]

I knew someone would have said either a jojo or demon slayer reference

[@d.marinello7210]

It’s more jojo tbh because tanjiros house doesn’t burn down and doesn’t have his mentor travel with him

[@chiachimariachi4682]

6:42 - The happy title at the top makes it look like the start of a psychological horror game lmao

[@hatrisfan]

All memes aside, this video was so well edited and put together, and your creativity and skill is so visible in it, I just felt like saying it because man Failboat, you are talented.

[@Wawananana]

4:09 the way he says thematic is beautiful

[@doodleacat]

8:06 FAILBOAT WAS RIGHT MARLO SECRETELY WAS ALIVE

[@jacobdiaz5661]

Villager POV: man I love coming home to a well and cozy home!

[@The-EJ-Factor]

0-0

[@lucasdiagojojoref7985]

11:01 And they will call this invention, global warming.

[@ikedood2112]

3:51 "putting the flesh of other creations onto skeletons to build more of themselves" That is literally SCP-1048.

[@inactivechannel460]

oh

[@inside_outsider]

oh

[@iwce_cweam]

Oh

[@tonk6210]

Oh no.

[@cocokaketoe4760]

Oh

[@AbbyApfelkuchen]

Uh

[@tglovescats2457]

Ah yes, an adventure.

[@jet-set-stars]

4:30 this bit made me think of Michael Reeves "It's not a taser."

[@remx7338]

2 minutes and 30 seconds in and I’m already calling Failboat to design my home when I move out

[@mimimirza6294]

Underrated comment of the day, Failboat’s going to do it with the help of his chat

[@Silver_axl1425]

2:10 plot twist they aren’t the hero they set there mothers house on fire that phone thing was/is the father and the phone was blamed and the true murderer got away

[@jarbles5098]

The guy who made the atom bomb said “Now I am death, the destroyer of worlds.” After witnessing the first detonation. Failboat creating the world’s most dangerous air fryer: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

[@alexcollins9954]

"We dreamed of creating the world's strongest air frier... AND WE SUCCEEDED!!!" Failboat 2022

[@frostyvoid827]

@@alexcollins9954 time for the Foundation to take over the facility

[@alexcollins9954]

@@frostyvoid827 I swear if we can get enough people to see this we could make the world's strongest air frier an SCP by doing it all as comments.

[@frostyvoid827]

@@alexcollins9954 noice Edit: scp-1366613-j - the Air Fryer Object class: Keter Special containment procedures: Keep the thing in a titanium cryosleep chamber coated in Teflon at all times. Description: An air fryer that melts through almost everything. The only known materials that it can’t melt through are ice, titanium, and Teflon (it can actually melt titanium, but it melts through it really slowly).

[@alexcollins9954]

@@frostyvoid827 ok starting with the simple stuff and that is . The number designation! Just pick a random set of numbers and put - j at the end to signify that this is just a joke.

[@Agt_Seven]

Damn commander tartar really fell hard after the octo expansion

[@The_518]

at around 2:15 he sounds like a psychopath

[@matthewboire6843]

Like he wasn’t already? 😃

[@six_buck_dlc]

im starting to believe sometime in fail’s future he’s gonna be the director of a comedy-horror film

[@cermitdafog7811]

5:21 My thoughts exactly

[@buttonstheturtle1843]

8:33 Jitters looks like the teacher from Saiki K: Unleashed- the one who's really nice but has an... unfortunate face for a teacher, you could say-

[@Shrimp_Fried_This_Rice]

0:46 No… not HIM **traumatizing Octo expansion flashbacks**

[@v4lstr0p1cx0]

That title coming up as a notification really made me question if the FBI could see me

[@chiachimariachi4682]

Fail, after deeming Static to an eternity of rpg protagonist: Hello Stitches :) Stitches: *oh no*

[@fanfy_fruhames5257]

The simple word “Ze Ducky” made me way too happy

[@balentay]

I really enjoy these videos but what I think I enjoy the most is just how much fun you seem to have

[@sick_trix]

Honestly getting the notification “You can’t hide” while watching KZbin in my pitch black closet isn’t jarring at all

[@azur852]

i may not be able to hide, failboat, but the real question is, can you run

[@pkmaxstar7039]

0:47 one winged angel made this so much funnier 😂

[@dimbus7936]

Fail, your videos have just been top notch recently! No-one else I'd rather watch :) rooting for 1mil

[@Hpphank]

10:55 IM DYING

[@squidytbh3675]

8:18 please dont tell me i was the only one that saw sant in the middle top of the screen!

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Something I just realized is that the Villain who murders Static's mom and lights his house on fire is an Antique Phone, which was the same Villain from the Splatoon 2 Octoling Expansion DLC, meaning that Failboat either intentionally did that and did not mention it, or subconsciously he associates that style of Phone with Villain in his brain because of it.

[@HollyClementine]

I remember watching this stream Lol I cried I laughed so much x) especially when Failure first figured out he could customize the particle affects

[@unknownvoidwalker7003]

4:04 fnaf sl scooping room

[@Anon_Amos.]

12:15 Oh no, *what have we've done?*

[@zachayes]

"Say fuzzy pickles" Great reference, 10/10 👌

[@dinos4ever578]

THAT EVIL SMILE WHILE HIS HOUSE BURNS DOWN IS JUST-

[@savannahloves07]

11:18 SCP-AIR FRIER

[@matthewboire6843]

Some scup’s are objects

[@frogchamp286]

i loved this stream 🙏

[@finalbossgamer5481]

Hmm, that first one sounds familiar. A burnt down home, a villain killing a parent, and someone teaching you how to kill using breathing techniques? Wait.... *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE-*

[@breadbird]

I remembered that one quote and it reminded me of failboat. you cant run away from danger, there isnt a place that far :)

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I would like to see a Friday Night Funkin mod like this. 8:50

[@InfinityPlaysReal]

A tale as old as time, sealed forevermore, or so it seemed…

[@thealgorithmmage3578]

*Crying, sobbing, wailing, rolling on the floor in fear*

[@gene_dragneel7224]

I love how Fail thought the Rice Cooker was an air fryer 🤣

[@frostyvoid827]

11:53 - scp-1366613-j - the air fryer

[@Slferon]

9:43 this was literally me 3 days ago i had a red one!

[@Xaviert3692]

1:45 how to kill someone with breathing technquices: start breathing very fast, they think you're scared and laugh, you keep doing it, they keep laughing *they are running out of oxegen* and die

[@entangledchaos]

"how to kill someone in under 3 seconds using breathing techniques" *so you pretty much described demon slayer*

[@DRdeadZone01]

“Larger cult action” -failboat

[@TentaCole]

Another one of these… I don’t know whether to be scared or happy. Maybe both!

[@sonataavalon6017]

Do both?

[@sheonabeach]

11:01 “IT CAN AIR FRY THE WORLD!!” -Failboat 2022

[@mossegaming]

3:37 Fail be like: "Build a bear more like build a scare"