YOU DIRTY HORSE - Terrible Simulators Gameplay Part 1

I used to do stand up, and it was terrible. Not like I, myself, was terrible; it was just one giant suckfest. But my two big jokes that I'm pretty sure other more successful comedians in attendance have already stolen was that of a Bruce Lee Tea tie in, and one I don't remember how it started, but it ended with secra-tearing it upppp. You know, like the horse movie.
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[@T4silly]

I'm glad James brought back this show.

[@seandavis4010]

Yes we finally get season 2 of Jamesz Simulator Showdown!!

[@kaitotv5794]

Lawrence finally got his wish to become a hot woman

[@XavianBrightly]

RPG_Kaito he turned into Bruce.

[@ryanwood891]

Hilarious

[@FGazi-qf1hp]

Lawrence is now a hot waifu. And can now starr in a dating sim.

[@michaeljara8552]

*Insert joke about Alanah being Elyse*

[@spencervrz4641]

Thank You. I am too tired to.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Michael Jara is she a porn star?

[@NaytGaming]

We can hope

[@TheFingledorf]

Hilarious and Original

[@Dockhead]

virginometer is off the charts!!!!

[@astral_plane_crash]

Happy to see that iconic "Jamesz Simulator Showdown" intro again. Thanks guys!

[@OlGreenNipples]

Even I got culture shock at Alanah saying the word "ranga", and I'm also Australian

[@hockeytanker1466]

How can nobody remember Ignatz Demsky? Big American boy, born in raised in southern state. He is a icon for funhaus.

[@TilleyisClutch]

HockeyTanker this is the comment I was digging for.... I think we may watch too much Funhaus tbh (not that that's even possible)

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

I immediately thought of this, but can't for the life of me remember what the original video you're quoting is.

[@sharksfan2041]

@@_SomeGuyOnline It's the demo disk with Barbara Dunkelman in it. They play a NASCAR game 😅

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

@@sharksfan2041 haha awesome, thanks for letting me know. 😁

[@sharksfan2041]

@@_SomeGuyOnline You're welcome 👌. I've watched that one too many times, partially bc of Barbara and partially bc of how funny it is haha

[@klassicneo]

"How do I get this disease?" Bruce Greene, 2018

[@liljoe62799]

I see they finally got Elyse's legendary skin to drop from the loot boxes.

[@iniquity9598]

JoJo97 Elyse is legendary by default.

[@theSomnambulistic]

This comment belongs on Avatar gameplay not here

[@liljoe62799]

haha you speak the tru tru

[@prezzo4991]

Dingo yep. The avatar skin is pretty good, but it only grants buffs to dumpster diving and agriculture. Still, the aesthetic is nice, just the devs need to buff it more. However, the crab queen skin is to powerful and must be destroyed.

[@Twofix]

Lawrence looks so hot with that wig.

[@jqyhlmnp]

Don't let him tweet your parents!

[@WarpStarK1rby]

Funhaus is the best when you're sad so you get drunk and stay up all night and as you're sobering up you see a notification for a new video. Please and thank you Lawrence for understanding.

[@WarpStarK1rby]

:'( you're mean

[@BLTwithBACON]

Nave Mizrahi man you’re gonna make this guy kill himself. Be little nicer to the others

[@rnjebus5074]

It if makes you feel better Lawrence most likely is doing the same or doing worse at the same time

[@WarpStarK1rby]

Rnjebus yeah I thought that too

[@WarpStarK1rby]

Alan Ma happy drunk is fun. Depressed drunk is definitely less fun. But still better than being depressed and sober.

[@Man69Moose]

"Soon I will surely meet a hungry horse."

[@PizzaNife]

Rocco should’ve done the VO for “now loading”

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

A Sunday shitposting video that doesn’t involve dressing up?

[@brownguy903]

Bubb Rubb elyse isn't in the video

[@BizarroStormy]

idk james looks pretty svelte to me.

[@FTLAD]

I had a feeling mr hands would be mentioned

[@rotamsin]

IS IT IN? UGHAA

[@FTLAD]

I don't know. Maybe I just know the internet enough.

[@SSIKBuLLeT]

Who’s the chick with the sexy accent? Her name is Adam right?

[@amberc6403]

kent rio yep. You got it

[@ryanwood891]

Hahahahahaha

[@muraljack]

Who? You mean James?

[@SSIKBuLLeT]

You guys are right. Sorry I got your name wrong Omar.

[@snowdjagha]

And that kind of joke still hasn't ran out of juice, huh?

[@Cirvjakaac1]

Elyse has a new haircut?

[@volkanhto]

I could swear that was Bruce, but you're right, Elyse got a new haircut.

[@anthonychavez8837]

Yeah you're right and she grew a beard.

[@thisaccountisdead168]

Wow. Good joke. Nailed it.

[@JethroWaldron]

As an aussi, I was thrown heavily off course for a moment when she said ranga. One of the many slang words i NEVER hear in these videos

[@Zzendophone]

Legend has it that cough is what really started corona

[@enbytoon]

Ahhhhh Alanah is so delightful and has remarkable chemistry with everyone, can’t wait to see more gameplays she recorded!

[@MrPompey666]

“Who knows what happened to spirt? Glue” 😂😂

[@MrLMan66]

So glad this series is back!

[@botanicbubbles2615]

That robot loading voice sequence is a WHOLE lot like the MEGA64 stuff.

[@ferh.5800]

BotanicBubbles i thought it was just me!

[@syrus6386]

NOW LOADING....... COMMENT REPLY

[@klassicneo]

I like how James has four games and they just play one

[@Mooxz]

I like how they played all four but spread it out in four differend vidoes

[@klassicneo]

Mooxz And take forever to release half of them

[@SpencerLee97]

1:24 I think this is the moment I knew.

[@pixelxd8723]

0:14 James finally hitting puberty, they grow up so fast

[@terrorsynth3568]

Had me crying with laughter, brilliant... Can't wait for season 3

[@elliesieable]

James’ Picks are always some of the videos I go back to

[@laruku-fs2in]

"He is very drifty" killed me lol, good vid guys, keep up the great work ^_^

[@jeremybarancik]

This video was fantastic! And the description also made my day! I don't understand it but I laughed anyway

[@andale1670]

Can’t wait to see the rest of this series in 3 months!

[@TheDandylorian]

So glad they renewed James's simulator showdown for a new season

[@Siege_Hey]

My favorite show is back!!!

[@GuKyify]

...I didn't realise it wasn't elyse until she talked..

[@thekrautist]

Nor me. I went back to the beginning of the video to check, because I did NOT realise it wasn't Elyse sitting there at the beginning.

[@masonjanik7314]

This is the funniest video from you guys in awhile

[@qwellen7521]

5:54 PRAISE THE SUN! Also at 2:18 The crew entirety miss that the devs have spelled swim wrong.

[@ClawsMcgee820]

*joke about Adam, James, or Bruce being hot*

[@RedDrago]

"Or"? What do you mean by "Or"?!

[@garrett9451]

They are all GODS.

[@PBucky]

I've watched the first 4 sec so many times. Love it.

[@3ndlessL00p]

7:55 The return of Ignatz! "Yes it is I, Ignatz, big American Boy, born and raised in Southern... er... state." (No Batman No Demo Disk, I just had to look it up because I thought I remembered the Ignatz bit, and yes I have no life)

[@OniResurrect]

I laugh so damn hard when funahus plays any simulator game.

[@afarsemon9164]

I thought it was Elyse until they zoomed in to her face...

[@abrasumente1]

This is the craziest shit you've played in a long time. I love it.

[@Sensanty]

Nice Mega64 reference

[@GAMINGGOODNESS]

I feel like Alana would be a good addition to funhaus.

[@TilleyisClutch]

GAMING GOODNESS [W I S H G R A N T E D]

[@MahlenMorris]

The "Oldest Reference Funhaus Has Ever Made" is from my childhood. Thanks for the reminder that my days are numbered!

[@MysticCouchPotato]

We need a Girls Night series staring Alanna, Elise, and James in a wig

[@katieh4005]

I'm watching this while doing my school work, and I can't even finish it because I'm fuCKING CRYING TOO MUCH HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

[@Kwotzi]

So excited the simulators are back. These are just pure fucking gold.

[@dwarvesta1132]

The best series in Funhaus returns. Thank you.

[@geosan312]

I love this episode!

[@bloop400]

Thank god for the return of this show

[@TehCanadianTaco]

This video was way too funny to watch while eating breakfast; now half my bowl of cereal is up my nose >.

[@amanwithdicksforfingers8416]

I need more, MORE PLEASE

[@TheBangBangg]

hahaha, the ending with Elyse talking about ska-diving from the last episode killed me once again

[@sXeblues]

James, making the rest an offer they can't refuse. The horse head in the thumbnail. I'm referencing the horse head in the thumbnail.

[@sXeblues]

Nopetorious D.I.C. To quote Bugs Bunny; Myehhh, *could be* !

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

Bugs Bunny? Say, you wouldn't happen to be referencing Looney Tunes by any chance would you?

[@joeyl7324]

I see what you did

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Oooh points deducted for having to explain the joke that I got. Good try though.

[@pedobob863]

Are you talking about thumb horse head nail?

[@marCrimson]

James you are loved, never change please

[@snail2755]

9:49 Matt Peake would be proud.

[@FerrariRC430]

My PC got covered in milk and will probably never turn on again, but this Funhaus video was pretty funny, so at least I got that going for me

[@ultramatuxen]

Good god, the recommended videos

[@mr.sarcastic4679]

We need more Alanah in Funhaus videos, she fits perfectly with the rest of the group

[@crossingyouinstyle]

They should get Alanah full time, this was one of my favorite videos in a while

[@alfiesnow7325]

"Is it a human name?" It's sad that they don't remember the legend that is Ignatz Demsky, the big American boy

[@TheOtisUpham]

This was gold.

[@JR18489]

Back in the 90s he was in a very famous tv show

[@darkblur101]

Only reason I know about Mister Ed was because it was brought up in a podcast when Griffon said she was a furry

[@Crashmule]

10/10 would watch again!

[@deepstroke]

Alanah is gonna make a great new Joel.

[@TheBubblerum]

This had me in tears

[@SuperGamerYoBros]

this is good please more

[@SolidGeordieMGS]

There's nothing I love more than James' simulator shitfest or whatever.

[@Switowsky]

Why am I not surprised to see the mannequin wearing a gimp suit. Actually I'm more surprised that the gimp suit was probably in the FH budget. Never change guys.

[@AlexMcshred6505plus]

1:49 The last words I remember before the K-hole

[@stardustsigner4863]

Yet another FANTASTIC Elyse impression

[@tsawyer8468]

This is my favorite show

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

those bulls were the best

[@AoDxStudio]

Absolute gold.

[@emmas3754]

This is the best birthday gift someone could ask for

[@2x4noah]

5:52 always breaks me

[@gavriev2]

MOARRRRRRRR ALANAH

[@firefelll]

This video can’t be two years old.

[@thebackup2121]

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT WAIT - A Carrot must have fallen down?!? From where, that there nearby Carrot Tree?!?!?!?! Or did the earth squeeze it's butt cheeks and cause it to "Fall Down" up out of the ground? XD

[@Sledgehammeh]

Hell yeah, another classical James' Simulation video thing series maybe

[@ViVaLaRan]

That Mega64 reference tho :D love it!

[@Arsonolace]

That Mr. Ed ref killed me, had to hold in some deep wheezes.

[@FiggityJones]

I hope you guys get Alanah back more! She's awesome! Been a fan of hers since I saw her on the co-optional podcast :3

[@Breyze_]

the quick snippet of presumably adams PCs saved pictures scars me and fascinates me....

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

I appreciate the mr. ed reference friends

[@asackofgravy1001]

This is a real trip when you're drunk af I'm just letting ya know. I'm also posting this after less than a minute of watching. This is golden.

[@asackofgravy1001]

The editing is divine. I'm posting comments as I'm watching. Currently at this point in the video my favorite character is Adam kovic.

[@asackofgravy1001]

Now my favorite character is james. He is very funny making fun of the games mechanics. And then alanah making fun of the bad english of the game and the bad playing of Adam. I am very drunk dont let my parents know. Now james wants to put the horse (spirit) down. But. Now spirit can swim and suddenly spirit is redeemed as a good horse with flashlights

[@asackofgravy1001]

Spirit dont become glue absorb that lightning.

[@asackofgravy1001]

Now they mount the horse through the wall and smoke weed and get stoned without balls. They are in a huge world and its 5x larger than the gta map. The horse is thicccccc af.

[@asackofgravy1001]

Nooooo they killed the horse but they gave it medicine just like in RDR2 which Is a game I need to stream more of as well as Resident evil 7 and Subnautica

[@ipwnyoudiehaha]

*ELYSE, AGING LIKE A FINE WINE*

[@TheBSG]

Glad the classic show is back.

[@wiseguyfred4917]

The horse headlights got me more than it should have

[@fireman7124]

Adam you just reminded me about my childhood when I got bitten by a horse and had to pry my finger out of the horse's mouth. what a nightmare.

[@ZrCorelx]

Good to see that BoogeyCunt is back!!

[@bigchooch4434]

"A carrot, it must have fallen down" Ah yes, it must have fallen off the carrot trees

[@eugene8910]

I thought the same thing X3

[@poemintheunderground]

love the mega64 tribute

[@cristiana.2036]

I never thought I’d see another simulator showdown

[@michaelmilburn911]

I like the chillstep or whatever that is

[@peterfranc6370]

Akira, Akira! Oh, baby when you trot like that!

[@Beltesassar_]

Nice mega64 reference

[@SEATTLEKID2o6]

What is the sweet song used when introducing the show? It's lit asf

[@Dr.Deagle.]

SEATTLEKID2o6 i must also know