SUCKED FROM BEHIND - Vampyr Gameplay

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[@JM-dc5rn]

13:28 so that's why bruce left.

[@Joeylikeswakkie]

Flash forward to 2019, Bruce leaves Rooster Teeth/Funaus to become a Vampire twitch streamer. Dreams really do come true.

[@Brian-ef4he]

i just said the same thing!

[@mikays7059]

it's been 5 months holy shit

[@Paddy6]

Fast forward to 2020 it got a hell of a lot worse.

[@DeadDogInc]

2021 here. It hasn't gotten better

[@MrGMoney1944]

@@DeadDogInc How is Bruce doing?

[@mypal1990]

Only James can make a vampire game into a *homeless man simulator.*

[@al112v4]

Jo Wood knows a lot about it.

[@gmxgm]

Homeless productions back at it again

[@mcnt9506]

*MMMM*

[@ClosedEyeVisualisations]

Id agree except the game really did it to its self. Thats exactly how the gameplay feels, its the least vampire feeling vampire game ever.

[@nlerd]

"Diamondback Gorilla" is one of the funniest things I've heard someone from Funhaus say, and I'm not sure it was intentional.

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

nlerd I think she thought she meant silverback haha

[@TheRealRugby]

Im right there with ya. I was like WTF is a Diamond-back Gorilla?

[@Anthony-df4bs]

Watching these old videos reminds me of how hilarious Elyse is.

[@juliantapia1407]

She is imo one of the funniest people on KZbin

[@thales3772]

10:57 To this day, I think of this bit and it cracks me up.

[@thedredmanable]

9:15 Who disconnected the damned USB?!

[@__aceofspades]

Its Cocopa. She wants to get back with Bruce, like Rhianna did with Chris Brown.

[@rakukya1252]

8:15 too and before too

[@2ederson]

I literally checked my mouse and keyboard when i heard that xD

[@sefrev5412]

How can they play a Vampire game and not have Joel in the video

[@klassicneo]

Joel is in the video btw

[@tomdavi20]

Go to 4:28 in the video. You're welcome.

[@Sledgehammeh]

This is outrageous! It's unfair!

[@mikkelcolfach4652]

Cause joel don’t play no games

[@ThatGhillieGuy]

The Grim Adventure of illy and Mandy already explained vapiric lore The scrape and lick

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

Richard Grubber Finally someone else who gets it!

[@heycharliemot]

Nick and lick would have rhymed

[@ThatGhillieGuy]

heycharlie Look here, Skeleton man Dracula gon' teach it to you again since Skeleton man won't listen It's scrape, then lick

[@estradacesar49]

Wiggle your tongue too

[@CarbonKnights]

He has to be a doctor and a vampire? Dr. Acula anyone?

[@Lark88]

HAHA! Yes!

[@PonyUpTillymahoo]

who told you about my secret screenplay? was it Dr. Rotinaj?!

[@CyberdyneSystemsSkynet]

Eaaaagle!

[@pretendingtolisten6502]

At the end of the game Dr. Acula pops up on the screen, they get rid of the . then it come together to reveal Dracula , it's a masterpiece 10/10

[@timassgoblin]

Good band

[@shay5555]

Bruce, they've made several movies/series about "Camilla" aka Carmilla

[@splatjack666]

And she always tricked people into not thinking she was a vampire by using the alias "Mircalla" or some other such anagram.

[@Pixx2266]

My favourite among them being the classic masterpiece Lesiban Vampire Killers

[@josephsua7246]

RBATOR1986 I remember when I first saw that I thought it was the greatest movie ever haha

[@Pixx2266]

right? :D

[@Doomroar]

But does she eat poop in them?

[@BrilliantBenGaming]

Elyse should be in the Buffy reboot. She doesn't age already and do you see that perfect hair.

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

GentleBen she doesn’t wanna fuck you buddy

[@MiaowGaiGar]

And she nailed James with that burn in the beginning, so she's already versed in vampire slaying.

[@kaiingoglia3974]

I hope she sees the compliment and then shes like; “thank god someone else let them know i don’t want to fuck them, I was very worried about that”

[@aidanrogers4438]

Anyone else feel this is an underrated video compared to others that people think are Funhaus classics? It’s been a while since I last watched this one and forgot how hilarious they are in it.

[@timothymiller9067]

That good resale joke was way underrated.

[@D.Ronoa69]

That pillow is T H I C C!

[@sexcannonmusic284]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Xanegoh]

Can anyone tell me what it's from?

[@RandomHero_]

Xanegoh it was on the subreddit recently redd.it/8wztow (slight nsfw)

[@Kirinotes]

5000mahmud I believe it's "Shattercock" :) Maybe Shadow Cock can be his rogue alt.

[@prince-solomon]

It's "Shattercock" (Bruce's d&d character) the actual picture is fan art from deviantart artist sanderness ( "shattercock double sideed bodypillow").

[@stillwaitingfor99]

Feel like that arnold joke went unnoticed

[@Maxisamo1]

"When does she eat poop?" - Bruce Green, 2018

[@ImpatientTurtle]

Intro burn from Elyse was quick. Sniped ya.

[@avatardecadewho]

Finally the story of Joel told in an interactive format.

[@prosklystios]

The Kris Kristofferson bit may be my favorite Funhaus moment as of recently. Holy shit, it had me rolling

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

I always look forward to watching Sunday’s videos. I feel they fuck around the most and put the most effort into photo editing

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

Im a recent sub watching old Funhaus. This is now my favorite episode.

[@williamruiz9186]

13:30 ... bruce just quit his job... maybe he became a vampire

[@813Productions]

That was a spot on Johnny Depp impression by James there in the beginning. Your move Elyse “You can’t have love actually” Willems!

[@aflipndinosaur.]

im now watching every funhaus video with bruce in it. i hope my recommendations keep telling me to watch videos with bruce in it

[@grahamsoers7124]

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month

[@goldchris1111]

the title is just amazing and the description of course, the description is always beautiful

[@ferro1398]

14:56 That scared me out of nowhere haha

[@goatgrackle8832]

This is the first video in a while that made me laugh almost the whole time. James is hilarious.

[@badwolf120]

You guys crack me up all the time I’m glad I found you a few years back

[@jeffyjeffFLC]

13:28 he would quit his job and go home and play video games all day...Bruce has become a vampire confirmed!

[@jaymason4069]

Is it just me, or would a funhaus playthrough of Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines be A+

[@dylanparry8364]

Jacobi Mason this needs to happen

[@Learn.The.Hardway]

Your wish has been granted. Check the new video.

[@prasadshriram2737]

It's happening right now.....

[@thedreadheadjinchuriki7086]

You could see Bruce’s mind explode when James was telling him about Camilla. 😂😂

[@selloutsnowman3883]

13:28 it all makes sense now bruce is a vampire!!!!!! :(

[@justinjpagan]

I can’t watch you guys while at work. I’m in tears

[@Min3r421]

This was one of their best videos! *Adds to collection to introduce friends to Funhaus*

[@edwintaylor6891]

This is the funniest Funhaus video I've seen in a while, I read laughing the whole time.

[@sipes55]

Confirmed: Bruce is a vampire now.

[@donniejefferson9554]

I now want a movie where Sherlock Holmes travels to Virginia to hunt a vampire. Upon arrival he meets a a rich plantation owner named George Washington who helps to set up a vampire hunting guild. I assume Benjamin Franklin makes their weapons and Benedict Arnold is eventually revealed to be a vampire in disguise who infiltrated the team

[@nielsmichiels1939]

Ok, this *has* to become a series.

[@tyllere8362]

Yes Bruce, George Washington and the *fictional character* Sherlock Holmes lived in the same time period.

[@Anon_jonn]

I believe the vampire Camilla is also in the anime "Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust" it's named after her bloodlust.

[@Blobbington131]

I've only just started watching funhaus but this made me laugh so hard I had to dash to the toilet

[@Nochtic]

4:52 idk how long that pillow has been there but I just noticed it.

[@GuzzoniMatheus]

Please make this a series!

[@Falor99]

I would love more of this

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

only now I realized that body pillow behind Bruce, it's beautiful

[@rowanday6864]

Darn it, Elyse didn’t get dressed up as a vampire 😢

[@ozbullymorales1020]

Rowan Day a sexy homeless vampire.

[@slowbloke1792]

Joel will be spinnin' in his Himalayan yak sweater

[@stephenappleton117]

5:37 diamond back gorilla or silver back?

[@Hyake]

i love how when u guys were talking about eating poo so much, while i was talking to me parents about eating fermented tofu, which they describe as eatting poo, without watching the video lol.

[@prince-solomon]

10:56 The great Kris Kristofferson bit

[@Ghosttea]

This video sucks , i love it

[@nntflow7058]

It's similar to your life.

[@rein-gameplay]

My life too

[@Arte550]

and also main character sucks

[@dboy1940]

this information is incorrect

[@MisterPotatoBag]

ye that was a good load

[@eltoxicdog7587]

Love this. More please.

[@MrBob2212]

"All the time.. I wana make sure she has good re-sell value" lmao james at it again

[@ThatsTheBruh]

The twitch bit made my night... The ending was just so funny to me

[@silversurfer6360]

More of that funhaus pls

[@awsomeelf4978]

Best opening 30 seconds I've ever seen

[@DrHankVenture]

Every time I see Kris Krostofferson I think of Ride to Hell: Retribution.

[@sarahwithstars]

Shpooky

[@halomasterr117]

That Bram Willems gag is fucking hysterical. This game is honestly pretty fun too but man does the game fuck you in the beginning for a specific character you charm.

[@emilywanner5868]

James' contour looks really good in this video

[@DawnApon]

Dear editor. The bleepng over bruce's twitch chat bit, was PERFECT. It completely ruins the ability to sound bit it for malicious out of context purposes, but it is sudden and quick, punctuating adding to the joke, and also not ruining the readability of what was being said, and joked about at all. I understand the word could be used insultingly, and it could have been cut, and the fact it wasnt is what seperates this content from content i feel like AH's. Which is a little too... safe? Dont change, but don't stop evolving Funhaus team. Its a little thing, and this comment is big, so I hope it gets lost.

[@CurvyNerdie]

I have laughed sooo hard I started crying. One of the funniest videos of theirs.

[@ivsalimeni3049]

i hope this becomes new series

[@aaronlaing9921]

I literally cried with laughter when they were talking about poop

[@UseZapCannon]

It's cute how baffled Bruce looks by literally any information

[@MrInternetMan]

This game was fun. Cool to see you guys play it.

[@Locoguy87]

@14:07 I couldn't help but think of bearny and bearny 2

[@luckybynn5788]

Omg George Washington had the wooden human looking teeth to cover his Vampyr teeth.

[@mikays7059]

11:46 this edit is hilarious

[@guilhermebatista6925]

Even with a good game Funhaus make me laugh, I love those guys!

[@jamesxavier20]

There are 4 seasons of a webseries called Carmilla on youtube and they recently made a Carmilla movie.

[@brianhood2363]

The best, inadvertent part of this video... Diamondback Gorilla

[@RustyR3volva]

That picture does that looks familiar, it's from Vampire Hunter D (says so in the name), I loved the movie.

[@Barny5ive]

Had a devastating day & I needed to laugh! The poop jokes did the trick.

[@stardustlia]

I love James & Elyse’s relationship. If they ever divorced, my world would shatter:(

[@DefinitelyNotNoel]

Between this and Sherlock, Funhaus went through a real phase of coprophagial Victorian gentlemen and it's all really funny

[@Pertholomewplays]

Adam was on fire in this video, must have popped some lexapro beforehand

[@__aceofspades]

Elyse is in the back.. Could she be a SUCCUBUS?

[@estradacesar49]

ac3ofspades878 could be . Cuz everyone has a crush on her in the funhaus community

[@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow]

Show foots

[@Iffy350]

“I think I met a vampire last night. I woke up and my butt hurt.” - Bruce

[@brainworm205]

“It’s awesome, it’s pretty sweet.” That’s my reaction to every Castlevania game too, James.

[@Zonedoutallthetime]

More of this please

[@xxsleepyxx9000]

🥺 I miss the old crew! I watch the old videos more then the new ones.

[@pistolpete1401]

James looked like a derpy vampire😂

[@RaddeGoesYT]

As much as I would love to see a series of this, I have a feeling it's a one-off... but here's hoping! Time to refresh and rewatch!

[@devoff7014]

sad seeing what funhaus turned into. i miss this

[@waluijayy]

I was in a bad place when this was uploaded. Thankyou for making videos that keep me happy, even if it's just a little while

[@farhann1693]

Koschei Farnell hey buddy, I wish you well :')

[@tonysolsbury2746]

I fully agree with you

[@SuperDCUniverse1]

Life is shit sometimes, it’s not a bad thing to get help. Wish u luck. Life can be nice when you look at it from a different perspective :)

[@tonysolsbury2746]

SuperDCUniverse1 thank you for those kind words

[@SuperDCUniverse1]

Koschei Farnell yeah, it’s good to know when someone cares even when the doubts are eating away in the person’s mind. Happiness is seldom, we got to make the best of what we get in life.

[@hte-s2063]

We need a Blade reboot, or at least mention him in the marvel cinematic universe as a cameo.

[@DONGRAPER]

Congratulations you're a prophet

[@dancingpanda2075]

13:28 BRUCE IS A VAMPIRE!

[@Hatt2021]

Yeah that's why he quit

[@DeadDogInc]

I miss these guys + Lawrence

[@PotholesInMyLawn]

The thumbnail is so funny!!! Man I like me some Funhaus!!!!

[@Proutbedaine]

The Gorilla bit just fucking obliterated me omg hahahaha!

[@warmbeer6282]

13:27 - So Bruce is a vampire now?

[@Haysey_Draws]

I was waiting for that Joel Vampcon photo, i was not disappointed.

[@josetrevino8216]

I love you elyse!!!!!! And Bruce you are amazing!!!!!!

[@thecliffracer]

I feel this video will be a SUCCess

[@angelite143]

350+ likes with no dislike? That's quality content right there

[@angery6677]

Best comedy channel ever

[@yelvy_2252]

Woo they uploaded on my birthday