You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

[@emperorglenuff]

this style suits brett's voice so much. Once again they nail another genre

[@grobannoel]

Yep, Bret was pretty amazing.

[@alienbutlerblunders5464]

Enjoyed these songs and music videos for years even before properly watching the series. Even out of context all their songs are incredibly funny, actually really good and surprisingly heartfelt. What a great series

[@girugiru27]

"He goes to work with only his one tool" has lived in my head rent free since this show aired over a decade ago.

[@HotPutridVomit]

flight of the conchords always lift me up. feeling blue no more, thank you!

[@tanyaroberson9629]

I lost it at "do you have any other skills like typing?"

[@theloniousparekh101]

This is the best reggae song I've ever listened too

[@sanityisrelative]

I love when Bret sings... at all. XD ~

[@agalgonzalez]

The look of absolute disbelief that the pimp gives Germaine when he is getting paid in coins is is 100% hilarious!

[@katiekatVP]

The only thing that makes me laugh more than this song was when I showed it to my dad and he was laughing just as hard, lol. I really wasn't expecting that... >.

[@deutschsprecher5]

The part where Eugene is playing the steel drums is by far the best part.

[@peregrinecovington4138]

This song is actually so good

[@Garidez]

A wonderfully unsubtle deconstruction of Roxanne, with all the (slightly exaggerated) hallmarks of The Police (seriously, if you listen to a few songs by The Police you'll see the Conchords are right on the money, just as they were for the Bowie song in series 1).

[@sethhager3067]

Sounds almost nothing like Roxxanne you internet relic

[@charabotte1]

​@@sethhager3067 sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

[@peterbreughel4440]

​@@sethhager3067 'You don't have to put on the red light. You don't have to wear that dress tonight'.(Roxanne) 'It's a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight'.(You don't have to be a prostitute) Yeah, you're right, they're completely different. I mean there are so many reggae songs which point out that it's possible not to be a hooker, that there are bound to be a few accidental similarities.

[@tylerd4884]

thats great! i never put it together but its so obvious once you said it

[@Luckypants2113]

@@charabotte1 it’s absolutely a spoof of the police. Maybe not the same melody as Roxanne but it’s the same subject matter and same overall tone and genre as the police.

[@coreycox2345]

Genius.

[@BlackXStarr43]

i absolutely love this song! it is so effin funny!!

[@LetsGoPlayPretend]

This is gonna be in my head all day now :')

[@coreycox2345]

Catchy, correct. LetsGoPlayPretend.

[@williammelvin]

i love every song they have done, but this and fashion is danger, are my faves at the mo , lmao

[@jackbrokeheart]

Mmh, this is the first time I've heard of a new album... sweet!

[@kirillzelianodjevo6254]

those guys are a real cure for anything

[@NoClarity]

WOW. Never noticed that Bret's jacket comes on in parts. And yeah, everyone.. It's based on Roxanne.. That's why it sounds so similar and Bret is singing in a Jamaican accent.

[@DiscoveryWonders]

Love you guys

[@AwesomeFoutzPictures]

@StaggersTheDog This time, you are alone, but props for loving Community like a real man.

[@konefk]

Rooxaneeee You don't have to put on the red light!

[@charabotte1]

​ @Seth Hager sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

[@IndieButterfly]

he'll never be a concert flautist

[@gitsurfer27]

Hey man i just want some Muesli

[@noelleparreira5077]

Basically "Roxanne" by The Police

[@a-agun6227]

I was about to say the same thing good ear lmao funny as

[@PaulKirtley]

Maybe look up the word "pastiche" in the dictionary....

[@GregBonks]

It's just better though

[@GretaThanos]

Wow you are smart dude.

[@sazzy6264]

Spending a month in treatment ten years ago just seems so quaint...

[@LivingNed]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

[@KuraZie]

@TheEruIluvatar At the start it's in half, and it comes in from opposite sides of the screen.

[@MrNomnomnom94]

His pants are too tight...... My pants are too tight!!!

[@michellekramer5940]

The Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ryanatwood3]

this song is fucking great

[@Qw3rtykid3]

@thisismyeighthtry yea but there so many people saying work and one so i dont know the right answer

[@KuraZie]

@TheEruIluvatar lol you do know I still get your comment in my inbox right? Glad I could clear that up for you though.

[@nataschavisser573]

It is NOT degrading.

[@ImproperTraci]

I'd hire him.

[@ChristewieTV]

2 peoples pants aren't tight enough

[@740GLE87]

Global Cycling Network?

[@chloestiiles]

Lewis Fuller thought i was the only one🤣

[@918kickinwing]

4 ppl have not put away their tools

[@codyanderson6350]

The song for the unemployed

[@joeconcepts5552]

Oh Gene Belcher would be so proud to be a part of this.

[@GabiTapati]

like typing??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[@freakintom]

its actually surprisingly close to the police sound haha

[@Qw3rtykid3]

some one anwser me, is it 'work with only his work tool' or is it 'one tool'?????

[@acer8123]

4 years after listening to the GCN bloopers, I thought this song was made up. Turns out I was wrong.

[@ChrisComics]

I think the best songs from this season have been the best of anything they've done but some of the shorter songs have just been stupid but songs like this one, Sugalumps and Too Many Dicks have been pure genius.

[@KoRnescence93]

@AusShinDig I think you might mean 4 words...

[@jackbrokeheart]

I don't understand why this song wasn't put on I-tunes.

[@5fiveform]

no, i watched this episode with subtitles on.

[@BobbyDuwitz]

It has been.

[@LaurenElizabethNetherton]

‘Do you have any other skills? Like typing?’

[@jamsta1232]

same love this song man jiggolo lol check out mermaids

[@yetimaster1]

His pants are too tight....

[@5fiveform]

FOTC0123, the lyrics: A male jigolo is spelt wrong. It should be: A male gigolo

[@lecashwell]

wouldn't we all

[@williammelvin]

ahahahahha jermain is the best.

[@oIBenjaminIo]

Jemaine, You don't have to be, a Prosi-tute!

[@Joanboa]

I’m sure Sting took part in the writing of this song and in the part of being a prostitute

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

My pants are too tight

[@StaggersTheDog]

Anybody else watching this because community got Roxanne stuck in their head, which got this stuck in their head?

[@BobbyChipmunk]

I'm nine years late but fuck yeah

[@missthing1496]

Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines...

[@BrettJames-f3r]

Like they way the sing about male prostitution like it's kinda a problem

[@oggyjean-marie4904]

Hhaahah!

[@kasn.t.c7849]

what song is this a parody of lol ja ja

[@tannerherzman5762]

Roxanne I believe. and a few other tunes as a parody ha

[@alinesanchezramirezbaruchi2658]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Zenko17]

this sounds like beduin soundclash

[@AusShinDig]

First time I heard this song I immediately thought three words. The Police. Sting. Roxanne.

[@davidquinn7822]

That's 4

[@staybored2088]

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[@StaggersTheDog]

@AwesomeFoutzPictures Community is the shit

[@ALIHAIDER123456789]

haha

[@Drummeric1989]

like most of flight of the conchords songs, they change their genre of their songs to be funny parodies. im pretty sure this one is supposed to represent Roxanne by the Police

[@Artmesa]

I wish the image quality wasn't so horrible..

[@juschu67]

Works well too with paid Obstructors

[@dylreesYT]

Hahaha XD LOL

[@ukulelewannabe]

2 people have never bought a prostitute.

[@luckyjinxer]

Roxanne thing right?

[@saitamagonzalez922]

\(- 0-)/ Uuuuuuuu~Whooooo~Uuuuuu~Uuuuuuuuu~~~ *I FEEL You Man...

[@muzicmadnezz]

2 people don't have any other skills- like typing.

[@saitamagonzalez922]

Male~Prostitution~ Seems ~To~ Be~ My~ Only ~Option~>🥺

[@hellomynameismuppet]

this feels way too slow after watching the chipmunked version

[@5fiveform]

Also, the lyrics: Maybe that would be a way if he lived alone. should be: Maybe that would be OK if he lived alone

[@lindsayjennifer]

haha, do you have any other skills... like typing?

[@frightly1618]

the police.........

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Dan Lloyd’s rendition on GCN was better