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[@asbestosfiber]

the dude getting hit by the board twice at 4:05 had me howling

[@KookieDough94]

BAH the thumbnail is not a part of the video, typical.

[@ardonjr]

5:32 when the voice-over can't hold his laugh.. gold! 🤣

[@ramblingrob4693]

I love the Tractor reversing after he's trailer, almost a comedy sketch

[@kreepyits-o7761]

13:27 this goes way beyond " stupid "

[@codtrend8868]

Women ☕️☕️

[@Darbrothers2]

That’s what I was saying

[@malice6081]

It’s water.

[@TheRobloxGod911]

11:37 That's why people's dads can't come back with the milk😂😂

[@whomeye2168]

The plow guy... at least he tried to fix/hide it! 😂

[@Csf91]

Well you got a 2 for 1 in idiots at 11:00. The guy in the truck forgetting to close that thing, and the idiot behind, driving on top of the fresh concrete when he/she had more than enough room to move to another lane 😂

[@automation7295]

I love how people only call drivers for idiots when they dump concrete on the road, but never call horses for idiots when they take a dump on the road.

[@fabzyart]

The poor guy who got struck by the pole twice😂😭

[@samwinchester7844]

4:05

[@michaeltutty1540]

No family car is designed for 600kg of cement? Tell that to my 1990 Volvo 240. On one occasion it was 3 squares of shingles, 2 rolls of roofing felt in the back of the wagon. Four sheets of 4x8x1 roof sheathing. Just a shade under 1,000 kilograms. That was only a few miles. Another time it was a professional wood working shop. Table saw, lathe, plainer/joiner, drill press, and band saw plus the hand tools. Again, just under 1,000 kg, but this time a 500 kilometer run. That was when Arthur was being driven by Hotrod Harriett, aka Ma. Yes the car was a "Little Old Lady" driven car. In 25½ years she put a touch over 300,000 kilometers on the clock. I've doubled that in the last 8 years.

[@GSP-76]

Not surprising at all...those older Volvos were built like tanks.

[@jasonswift7098]

Dont lie.

[@dewaldsteyn1306]

Cars aint tanks. Its not good for your suspension idiot.

[@dewaldsteyn1306]

​@@GSP-76then why isnt it in the army huh?

[@corbynluce9755]

Darn that’s a tough car

[@staticbuilds7613]

13:17 most expensive car wash in the world

[@marioxerxescastelancastro8019]

10:13 This man knew what he was doing. Note how he is stretching his arm to be as far as possible.

[@KarenDogs]

That look on the bricklayer face 4:42 😂😂 Good to know that both of them are fine.

[@marryson123]

?

[@kallista5194]

12:30 the guy right behind him: "hey Raj, that's the third time you think this funny; next cobra you're on your own, Sri."

[@Car_editz758]

1:08 that's not an idiot, that's a genius

[@sparrowbe4k802]

I think that's one of the best one of those I've seen. Well done. 🙂

[@coppertopjohnson9782]

Always putting a smile on my face!!!! Thanks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twoFrenchBunnys]

Was waiting to see if the wheel boot road grinding removal process worked or not. I guess we'll never know..

[@marioxerxescastelancastro8019]

10:47 This is tempered glass. When it gets scratched, it breaks. That is probably what happened here.

[@andreadieken4388]

11:06 this is literally my dad

[@busterfrederick5306]

12:12 WHY WAS IT SO AGGRESSIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@VH-lp4ll]

Damn, you caught me watching this at work…

[@AlakChoudhury]

2:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@angelsone-five7912]

Pissed myself laughing at that bloke trying to drink the beer 🤣

[@xeldinn86]

It was hilarious and wrong looking at the same time 😀

[@Boogiebear-1965]

One time when I was restacking a brick pile in the backyard, a swarm of wasps became very angry and came after me. I got lucly because I had a small Kiddie Pool full of water in the backyard in which my 2 young children and I had been playing and hanging out earlier in the day. I ran straight for it, jumped up, landed in the pool, qnd quickly laid down UNDER the water. I held my breath as long as I could, and when I came up, the wasps were gone. 😀👍

[@yaBOTTT]

8:19 bros eating sparks

[@nightshift1107]

How to start in a nice weekend, 🙄😅thanks, great and funny compilation 👍👍

[@thetourminator]

1:17 I had a severe laugh session at that dude that killed the exercise ball.

[@KunmingShepherd]

8:13 Damn, that's not a human. That's a robot.

[@christianstachl]

That's what i thought. Getting some sparks on your skin isn't that bad, but full blown into the face without even flinching? Damn...

[@bleachfan2.029]

What about the guy at 5:08? That guy was used as a road bump😮😮😮 how did his back not break?

[@Tarika916]

He is the Terminator

[@john-jimMilton13]

2.37 had me laughing like a hyena

[@SirxRyuuCHSub]

The moral of the day is... Dont work with Idiots😂

[@automation7295]

Calling people idiots should mean wishing death on them.

[@carparkinghoss411]

6:00 I ThiNK I sENteR a LiTTle tO hARD THEre😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mad9977]

"Car wash dance" 🤣

[@robertbohun4349]

That FedEx guy almost made it.

[@davebarnes9626]

9:50 is the most under rated clip. Comedy Gold really.

[@gelktopolis9762]

The funny thing is, at 10:02, when he noticed his truck moving backward, he tried to push on it as if his lanky frame could actually stop it from moving.

[@thetourminator]

yep, it was top tier entertainment, LOL. I'm glad the dude didn't die at 10:07, getting dragged under the driver's side front tire ... many have died that way, unfortunately.

[@pixfunki]

2:20 These workers are so brave. Even though this situation is so scary.

[@LILYPAD404]

😂

[@bleachfan2.029]

5:08😮 how?! That guy is lucky 😮

[@jofbeats11]

Ur videos always make my time wonderful thank you❤

[@jofbeats11]

@@funnyfailslvq thx dude

[@hendrikvanderwalt5866]

PERFECTION JOB I love it....❤❤❤❤❤make my day...

[@user-yc6qo6ty7j]

Fails of the year 😂😂

[@ParamountRoyals]

That guy with a grinder has balls of steel

[@KarlNapp429]

2:28 My VW Touran has a curb weight of 1633 kg and a technically permissible total mass of 2260 kg. This means you can carry 627 kg. btw: this is gypsum plaster, but each sack weighs 30kg anyway

[@CWPTraining]

And remember that Payload Rating is NOT about how much it can haul or tow as far as shocks, frame, suspension, etc. - the rating is there because that's the maximum weight you can safely STOP !! You can usually haul twice as much or more before harming the suspension and other parts - but you couldn't stop it in time, your brakes may fail ( more likely outcome )

[@jpcaretta8847]

Stolen video. Already publishef on yt

[@tylerwilliams3714]

That pole is trying to hurt that man 😂😂

[@ryanhanford4130]

3:42 lmao me in Farming simulator 6:04 ... also me in farming simulator

[@kiwigamerabroad6691]

8:42 my guy went tractor tipping and frack got angry

[@brucematthews7408]

Bro this is so funny lol 😂😂

[@skangaming6372]

0:43 bro it's a normal day in Tunisia :) all companys in Tunisia like this.

[@BluJay064]

8:14 My issue with this isn't so much that he's not being safe. It's more that he isn't reacting to it AT ALL. He just does not care about the fact that he is being pelted in the face with red hot shards of metal. I've soldered before (basically melting lead solder onto two or more wires to hold them together in what is called a splice) and I am certainly guilty with putting my face into the smoke in order to see what I'm doing (I do hold my breath so I'm not breathing it in that much). But this takes the cake.

[@StangeGirly00]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@28russ]

@@Just.Ed1tzWell it is red hot shards of steel dude. Or do ya mean solder? Cause that shit'll burn like metal lava too. 🤷‍♂😂😂

[@28russ]

Most solders lead free these days anyway so no big deal. And even if it is lead solder (which works better) as long as ya not doin it all day everyday then it's no big deal. And the smokes just the flux burning off anyway. Ya need to get lead or tin a hell of a lot hotter than a soldering iron does to make it smoke. Ya need to get it to smelting temperatures which is like thousands of degrees to get it to smoke.

[@wilsjane]

@@28russ Lead is a metal that is easily absorbed through the skin. It enters the body via the sweat glands and then the plasma gives it a short cut to your brain. Plumb stupid was very real among lead workers in the late 19th and early 20th century. It was quite common for a guy buying a pint of beer, to hand his wallet to the bar tender, because he could not work out which coins he needed. It was even worse for the lead miners, who rarely lived beyond 40. A few things have changed for the better these days.

[@TerrenceNak4898]

0:30 whoa whoa whoa, we drive slightly better than that.

[@goaheadmakemyday9859]

best is to just let the videos play on without describing them and adding your I think it's funny comments.

[@jacknedry3925]

The 3rd beginning clip seems to have actually worked

[@sagalabdi2303]

Ohh nahh bro that guy use one punch man just to help him to charge his phone 💀💀

[@nicholasordish3033]

the woman at the end had an expensive carwash idea...

[@tomasagostinho7443]

7:19 me after tacobell:

[@Retardinjo_]

8:20 got me rolling

[@jerryumali6203]

I laugh at the plank at 4:42 and the tile hammer.

[@valuetoner1290]

The snow plow hits the fence The fence: ow Snow plow: just going to pit that right there. No one will know right.

[@nikclev]

Is there a version of this that doesn't have the narration?

[@gurungesneeb1765]

8:12 What a absolute Chad

[@kcpilotpat]

best watched with the volume down

[@brodyfarr4637]

The first one was whistling diesel

[@pacarter7169]

Question… Who took those videos… but then why? Apparently they did not think things all the way through!

[@sorunkesamson2097]

6:19 that equipment was singing to the beat

[@wedemboyz]

4:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EBTS-3]

10:20 Fuckinell theres an ARMY outside that digger. Id never leave that thing until the buzzing stops !

[@cohfiehora3066]

I laugh when he said did you know about ribber dance? Well here's carwash dance

[@iamwhatiam8830]

He actually said River Dance.. by Bill Whelan

[@Pizdzioch]

8:40 Lightning McQueen scene

[@omegaroyal]

Oh no! He needs some milk!

[@speedy692]

13:29. The darnest thing I've ever seen.

[@stkfunny]

0:59 is dangerous. OMG

[@tntgaming9528]

By the way the truck could not stop it was a car pile up it was not his fault

[@ethansuvanto3687]

Now that you mentioned this, I actually encountered a Pepsi Trucker who parked at the wrong place this morning today

[@fireembliam9090]

I hope it is on a video.

[@egg-roll8968]

13:20 this hit the media a while ago, it's done by someone known to do these kinds of videos. It's just water.

[@ragemodegaming7962]

1:23 That's a tractor and trailer, nothing even close to a truck.

[@SunnyDeemz_Official]

FedEx are so shiny on thumbnail

[@pleasantlyblue7425]

Thank you. 😊🥰

[@yashdalal4487]

0:15 was very funny. In India , where I live, same happens when these locks are put by local traffic police.Or people change the tyres😅

[@fireembliam9090]

I live in Thailand.

[@user-hk1wo3rg4q]

That hairdresser that shaved a bald patch on that man's head and then tried to brush it as if it was going to go away 😂😂

[@brucematthews7408]

Rip that old guy

[@thewenik6876]

So many good but understandable mistakes on some and such bad results on others. 👍😳😲😁👏🏻

[@ptfsfilmers]

0.43 bro laughing the trucker now sh his pants hearing that bang on bricks so did the truck the bricks got traged into!😂😂😂😂

[@ptfsfilmers]

Also poor tractor he got.some.speed there though

[@netts2315]

12:31 Robot? Bruh that is an excavator...

[@the_real_bear.]

10:29 HUNGARY!!!!!

[@NotPreston24]

First rule : take your job seriously Second rule : Play hard when day off

[@LaytonBecerra]

hey just to let you know the thumbnail you used showing that massive car pileup with the fed ex 18 wheeler actually happened in Dallas during a bad winter storm which caused hundreds of people to loose their lives so maybe you should really evaluate and think about the thumbnail you use next time just saying!!!!!!!!!

[@zshark365]

A whole lot of WTF!?!? 🤣

[@Hugo.Miguel]

And so I had a smile on my face. Thanks Akimbo

[@Multi_of_9]

Always do the right job 😂 7:16-7:26 when cement ate too much Taco Bell

[@wilsjane]

No wonder so many buildings collapse during or shortly after construction.

[@DebrasDeliciousDishes]

New here , l Love ya channel and all that you do to put trust back in humanity ❤ Thank you for sharing

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

11:38 What kind of cheap company doesn't put shelving on top of the bars for pallets?? He messed up but I can't see that not happening on a regular basis by everybody!

[@user-on9hn6lo7e]

5:36 is the funiest thing i ever seen

[@KangJangkrik]

0:52 they didn't aware it's an infrared sensor, so it won't detect glass

[@getridofit3]

What year are these videos?

[@menotyou8958]

1:47 "that guy's judging her so hardcore" as you record and comment on her actions🤪

[@Reallyredatickman]

Ohhh I felt that 5:39

[@elliot_7727]

bro fr put a picture of I-35☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@toysworld8706]

The truck in-12:19 my man is that ain’t no truck that a tractor

[@toornery]

purty sure jeezus was a painter to fix all of his fathers carpentry work

[@joaopauloadlergomesdacosta282]

8:11 - WTF!!!!!???? How isn't that guy having his face burned????