‘You have a fabulous wingspan!’

[@me4374]

The glasses comment about barnard castle!! Genius 🤣😂🤣

[@reezellthia]

Wow had to google it then it all made sense :D

[@Xerrand]

​@@reezellthiaCould you explain? I googled it and had a look on the wiki, I don't get it.

[@reezellthia]

@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.

[@Xerrand]

@@reezellthia lmao very good. Thanks

[@p1roncho]

@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.

[@tom4od]

Sir, you are the connoisseur of compliments. A vibrant display of linguistic pleasure. Thank you.

[@allisterdavidson9805]

I see what you did there

[@MrAJEmovies]

Just the best videos on KZbin... an absolute delight. Short and joyous to behold. Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn. 😂

[@stumpymacbagpipes16]

U just Troy Hawke'd, Troy Hawke. Lol

[@gitsurfer27]

I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.

[@dukeofdevon5608]

A thundering ball of empathy 😂😂😂😂

[@rickipaddon6962]

Some Of the classic lines he comes out with 🤣

[@rickipaddon6962]

“Your hair has an admirable bounce”! 😂

[@mikespeers8281]

Look at that reach, you’re wasted if you’ve not in combat sport 😂🤣😂

[@TheBadcop]

I can not believe he had "nominative determinism" in his arsenal

[@jchamber73]

That actually had me LOL

[@danielreed5199]

His mind is a sharp as a Hawkes eyesight.

[@bl00dhoney]

He's a psychologist

[@BrianS5588]

"Road trip, the implications are on the journey as opposed to the destination...that's the right way round"...so true! Love it!

[@cragman]

Made my day 😂 the ERROL FLYN, 12 and a half UK, had me laughing out loud Please never stop ✋️

[@JimboJet737]

Just did the same, very quick, very clever!

[@Jo-yp8wy]

He is a bundle of joy and never fails to cheer me up immensely. I love him for that. Also, totally pissed off that I missed him in Amsterdam.

[@mozdickson]

Fixed like a gargoyle of generosity on the forecourt of petroleum mayhem, you are sir!

[@dukeofdevon5608]

Waiting to pounce like a frightened petrol pump attendant 😂

[@johnjrambo5827]

This guy is my favourite person to make me laugh at this time in my life what can I say genuinely the funniest person for a long time awesome.. cheers

[@stuartekins5897]

"We're not bound by time you and I, are we?" Just for that, you should be considered to be The Doctor after The Doctor after next.

[@jamesburrell677]

Shoulders back and smashing it at the Jet!

[@Jammil2477]

On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing. We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day. Bravo!

[@rickj.9202]

That was a VERY varied array of comments. Troy put in some serious prep work for this one. 👏🏼

[@jameshollyoak8230]

You bring so much joy

[@JohnnyF71]

Little in this cold, dark world gives me pleasure quite in the same way as a new Troy Hawke video!

[@pabrennan6877]

Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?

[@greetersguild]

You absolutely may, delightful words 🫡

[@TheBiffff]

Man I love this guy. The world needs more of you Troy!

[@Deleted11100]

2:22 cracked me up. I love this fella

[@caroleking4095]

He never disappoints. Just fabulous

[@EnvyLeon]

your trousers are having a argument with your shoes 🤣

[@adrianslack1008]

You are just brilliant 😂. Extremely witty and lightning fast with the comebacks 😂👍

[@sn00gums]

Nominative determinism…Thanks! Stealing that for some other time! 😊

[@steffanwilliams-vipurs7260]

“I see you’re an experienced traveller” “No, I keep getting lost” 😅😅

[@stevetobin7495]

another fabulous day in paradise with troy

[@cj6891]

A gentleman and a scholar! Huzza!

[@Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club]

Nothing less than brilliant from Troy. As always. Keep up the brilliant work mate. ❤️

[@tonydeltablues]

Suffra-jet!!! Shoulders back! The break on your trousers: perfect in every way :-) Thanks you Mr Flynn ;-)

[@LordLaytham]

You, sir, are doing the most important doing of all. Bless you. And bless you again.❤

[@rickipaddon6962]

“The godfather of Catterick” “Do a wheelie”!

[@TheHairyKarl]

Barnard castle! Brilliant 🥸

[@allanwaters9782]

Shoulders back, best foot forward....have the best day!!

[@TheDanzilla7]

One of the best and loved the friendly responses back!

[@tooluser]

"A thundering ball of empathy" is now on my list.

[@bilbobigbollix7318]

Barnard Castle. You just had to didn't you! Played.

[@alexbroere2669]

"I see your an experienced traveler. There's no waypoint that can't be smashed by your navigational supremacy. Am I right? " "No, I keep getting lost." 😂😂😂

[@FF04RDF]

I see you have glasses on 😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent!

[@freddythefrog70]

I want this man on every entrance on every shop on the high street! A literary genius.. .wish I'd had a fraction of them.

[@horsepilot6655]

This one had me in stitches. You're one in 68 million Troy hawke

[@bensouthgate6209]

A truly admirable video

[@Masada1911]

You are a truly admirable video

[@markfairclough]

Telling the lorry driver to pull a wheelie had me 😂😂😂

[@hoppityhares2597]

You don't just boost there day, you boost all of ours as well! Sterling job

[@aliceclarke3697]

I was so disappointed to of missed this really rather wonderful gentleman at this my local filling station 😢 x

[@sampackman69]

1930s upper class englishman giving me a compliment would make my week tbh

[@frankpellow]

Just heard your episode of the 'Happiness Lab' podcast and came here. Thanks for being such a fun, funny and heart warming human being.

[@mc-jl2be]

Such a pleasant fellow - and I would imagine very well read

[@sgtkikkoman_]

very well endowed too I hear

[@Georger392]

We need a Troy at every shop doorway

[@ct5625]

I aspire to deliver such pristine greetings. Cap doff to you kind gent!

[@johnmcmaster1630]

Thank you, Thank you and Thank you! in a world that can be difficult, you are making people smile. as you once said, "Offt" atb.

[@Schlachtrind]

Thanks Troy for bringing smile and happiness to my life 😊

[@AmandaJYoungs]

This just makes me smile - continuously. I've subscribed!

[@justabloke5592]

Love this. Please please please do this in USA....I bet theyd love a British guy doing this. Brilliantly done.

[@genechorney]

Humanity needs a 24/7 Troy Channel

[@Teessiderang]

Marvellous work 😂😂😂

[@Scientific_one]

Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.

[@brandonbagwell7676]

The world needs more Greeters Guilders

[@RichardWraith]

I’d challenge anybody to watch this without smiling! This is the good side of the Internet… 😊

[@twwoody813]

Came across Troy recently, absolute genius ! Not laughed this much in a long time 😂

[@upnrunning9767]

Life master. The demeanor is overwhelming

[@stuartneill990]

My man is a legend, so quick with his insightful quips and amazing one liners!

[@stuking8005]

Love it love it love it!!! Much more please 😀👍

[@ericmills9839]

New York dates, woohoo! I'll be there mate.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

New York? Fuck New York, what about Austria????

[@ulazygit]

This is what a gentleman is! Love it!

[@the_other_jackal]

Saw this in pre roll ad, absolutely love it. What excellence in elocution

[@jaylamb477]

‘We’re not bound by time’………😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@senorpasso8670]

Any chance you could greet the attendees on Friday October 6th at Grimmfest (Great Northern) Manchester?

[@julianfarnfield-sykes1372]

Cant believe you were less than 10 miles from me and I missed the chance to cross verbal sabres ? I am without succour 😢

[@jackchesney7536]

Just fantastic 👏

[@Molly656]

Do a wheelie 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@fly_speck_cafe]

Please do come to the US! To a small town in SW Missouri...

[@maheh7693]

And you sir have a fabulous aesthetic bathrobe

[@tweedlio2763]

Very well endowed... "Yes, im a 12.5 uk!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cptkreuzbein]

I love you, Troy!

[@gavbr210]

Do a wheelie! 😂

[@edwardpogson2786]

Im only here cause i saw the advert😂😂😂

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.

[@TankRC.]

Beautiful

[@skyway73]

I think we're all a bit scared of AI but imagine having an AI Troy greeting us every morning. That would solve a lot of the world's problems.

[@rivierapalms6485]

“You’re wasted if you’re not in combat sports” 😂

[@Hz-432Hz]

Happy road trip Ma'am 🎉🚙🌄

[@PaulMcKendrick]

Captain. 😂

[@craigevans8912]

I`m a 12 & 1/2 UK

[@rickipaddon6962]

YOU’RE READY FOR A TUMBLE ON ANY TERRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewthompson9811]

Troy has me hitting the dictionary and thesaurus hard first thing in the morning.

[@sollysol6051]

Navigational supremecy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emk-69]

🙌🏼 I love you Troy ❤ ... Barnard Castle was pure genius 👓

[@Warlock_UK]

Nominative Determinism. Excellent. :D

[@jopo8281]

I fucking love this ❤❤❤

[@RedEyedJedi]

Troy couldn't be more of a legend if he tried.

[@Bubbles_Emporium]

Nominative determinism.... nominative determinism... I will work out what it means

[@infodotwtf]

Your hair has an adorable bounce 😂

[@danhoppy5517]

Does Jan Mólby top up at a Jet petrol station?

[@rosson1983]

“Did you find a sandwich with a desirable texture?” 😂😂😂

[@robdee6316]

The legend strikes again. Please come to Wirral.....we could joust linguistically! 😀

[@leonardhpls6]

Your trousers are having an argument with your shoes😂

[@theinconsequentialrunner]

When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.

[@gordonruthven7656]

Your command of the English language is a thing of joy.

[@lpsmaduk]

Barnard Castle comment was immense!

[@AdamScluer]

' I'm a twelve and a half uk' hahaha

[@get71grip]

I'm 29 😂😂