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[@tom4od]

Sir, you are the connoisseur of compliments. A vibrant display of linguistic pleasure. Thank you.

[@allisterdavidson9805]

I see what you did there

[@MrAJEmovies]

Just the best videos on KZbin... an absolute delight. Short and joyous to behold. Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn. 😂

[@stumpymacbagpipes16]

U just Troy Hawke'd, Troy Hawke. Lol

[@TheBadcop]

I can not believe he had "nominative determinism" in his arsenal

[@jchamber73]

That actually had me LOL

[@danielreed5199]

His mind is a sharp as a Hawkes eyesight.

[@bl00dhoney]

He's a psychologist

[@johnjrambo5827]

This guy is my favourite person to make me laugh at this time in my life what can I say genuinely the funniest person for a long time awesome.. cheers

[@me4374]

The glasses comment about barnard castle!! Genius 🤣😂🤣

[@reezellthia]

Wow had to google it then it all made sense :D

[@Xerrand]

​@@reezellthiaCould you explain? I googled it and had a look on the wiki, I don't get it.

[@reezellthia]

@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.

[@Xerrand]

@@reezellthia lmao very good. Thanks

[@p1roncho]

@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.

[@tooluser]

"A thundering ball of empathy" is now on my list.

[@Teessiderang]

Marvellous work 😂😂😂

[@Scientific_one]

Only just discovered this channel it is pure unadulterated joy I applaud you sir. You look just as at home outside a Primark as you would on a yacht in Monaco absolutely fabulous.

[@gavbr210]

Do a wheelie! 😂

[@aliceclarke3697]

I was so disappointed to of missed this really rather wonderful gentleman at this my local filling station 😢 x

[@jopo8281]

I fucking love this ❤❤❤

[@Bubbles_Emporium]

Nominative determinism.... nominative determinism... I will work out what it means

[@gitsurfer27]

I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.

[@stuartekins5897]

"We're not bound by time you and I, are we?" Just for that, you should be considered to be The Doctor after The Doctor after next.

[@cragman]

Made my day 😂 the ERROL FLYN, 12 and a half UK, had me laughing out loud Please never stop ✋️

[@JimboJet737]

Just did the same, very quick, very clever!

[@dukeofdevon5608]

A thundering ball of empathy 😂😂😂😂

[@rickipaddon6962]

Some Of the classic lines he comes out with 🤣

[@rickipaddon6962]

“Your hair has an admirable bounce”! 😂

[@mikespeers8281]

Look at that reach, you’re wasted if you’ve not in combat sport 😂🤣😂

[@Jo-yp8wy]

He is a bundle of joy and never fails to cheer me up immensely. I love him for that. Also, totally pissed off that I missed him in Amsterdam.

[@mozdickson]

Fixed like a gargoyle of generosity on the forecourt of petroleum mayhem, you are sir!

[@dukeofdevon5608]

Waiting to pounce like a frightened petrol pump attendant 😂

[@bilbobigbollix7318]

Barnard Castle. You just had to didn't you! Played.

[@BrianS5588]

"Road trip, the implications are on the journey as opposed to the destination...that's the right way round"...so true! Love it!

[@get71grip]

I'm 29 😂😂

[@pabrennan6877]

Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?

[@greetersguild]

You absolutely may, delightful words 🫡

[@sn00gums]

Nominative determinism…Thanks! Stealing that for some other time! 😊

[@jameshollyoak8230]

You bring so much joy

[@craigevans8912]

I`m a 12 & 1/2 UK

[@jamesburrell677]

Shoulders back and smashing it at the Jet!

[@rickj.9202]

That was a VERY varied array of comments. Troy put in some serious prep work for this one. 👏🏼

[@sampackman69]

1930s upper class englishman giving me a compliment would make my week tbh

[@rickipaddon6962]

“The godfather of Catterick” “Do a wheelie”!

[@allanwaters9782]

Shoulders back, best foot forward....have the best day!!

[@bensouthgate6209]

A truly admirable video

[@Masada1911]

You are a truly admirable video

[@caroleking4095]

He never disappoints. Just fabulous

[@TheHairyKarl]

Barnard castle! Brilliant 🥸

[@Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club]

Nothing less than brilliant from Troy. As always. Keep up the brilliant work mate. ❤️

[@TheBiffff]

Man I love this guy. The world needs more of you Troy!

[@Deleted11100]

2:22 cracked me up. I love this fella

[@skyway73]

I think we're all a bit scared of AI but imagine having an AI Troy greeting us every morning. That would solve a lot of the world's problems.

[@cj6891]

A gentleman and a scholar! Huzza!

[@JohnnyF71]

Little in this cold, dark world gives me pleasure quite in the same way as a new Troy Hawke video!

[@julianfarnfield-sykes1372]

Cant believe you were less than 10 miles from me and I missed the chance to cross verbal sabres ? I am without succour 😢

[@lornacameron-burnett5040]

A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.

[@stevetobin7495]

another fabulous day in paradise with troy

[@mc-jl2be]

Such a pleasant fellow - and I would imagine very well read

[@sgtkikkoman_]

very well endowed too I hear

[@BusterCapInYoAss]

"I'm a twelve & a half UK"..... Smashed it!! 😂

[@thennicke]

That was very quick, props to him.

[@frasermacdonald6614]

Alright, where do I sign the petition for knighthood, and who is with me? Come on, let's smash this!

[@adrianslack1008]

You are just brilliant 😂. Extremely witty and lightning fast with the comebacks 😂👍

[@RichardWraith]

I’d challenge anybody to watch this without smiling! This is the good side of the Internet… 😊

[@tonydeltablues]

Suffra-jet!!! Shoulders back! The break on your trousers: perfect in every way :-) Thanks you Mr Flynn ;-)

[@edwardpogson2786]

Im only here cause i saw the advert😂😂😂

[@Georger392]

We need a Troy at every shop doorway

[@alexbroere2669]

"I see your an experienced traveler. There's no waypoint that can't be smashed by your navigational supremacy. Am I right? " "No, I keep getting lost." 😂😂😂

[@eztyson]

Nominative determinism 🤓😂

[@Jammil2477]

On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing. We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day. Bravo!

[@stuking8005]

Love it love it love it!!! Much more please 😀👍

[@LordLaytham]

You, sir, are doing the most important doing of all. Bless you. And bless you again.❤

[@AdamScluer]

' I'm a twelve and a half uk' hahaha

[@EnvyLeon]

your trousers are having a argument with your shoes 🤣

[@jwh1625]

12 1/2 UK 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericmills9839]

New York dates, woohoo! I'll be there mate.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

New York? Fuck New York, what about Austria????

[@hoppityhares2597]

You don't just boost there day, you boost all of ours as well! Sterling job

[@danhoppy5517]

Does Jan Mólby top up at a Jet petrol station?

[@siedliko]

NICE

[@markfairclough]

Telling the lorry driver to pull a wheelie had me 😂😂😂

[@PaulMcKendrick]

Captain. 😂

[@rickipaddon6962]

YOU’RE READY FOR A TUMBLE ON ANY TERRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FF04RDF]

I see you have glasses on 😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent!

[@Dumptheclutchevo]

legend see you here in NYC good sir! you should join us for the LFC match beforehand, in Brooklyn... good times! You know Jan Molby would.

[@TheDickPuller]

😂😂😂😂😂........12 1/2 UK!!!!

[@freddythefrog70]

I want this man on every entrance on every shop on the high street! A literary genius.. .wish I'd had a fraction of them.

[@infodotwtf]

Your hair has an adorable bounce 😂

[@brandonbagwell7676]

The world needs more Greeters Guilders

[@Molly656]

Do a wheelie 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@Schlachtrind]

Thanks Troy for bringing smile and happiness to my life 😊

[@TheDevilsAccountant]

"Theres no waypoint that can't be smashed by your navigational supremacy, am i right?" "No,I keep getting lost"

[@maheh7693]

And you sir have a fabulous aesthetic bathrobe

[@theinconsequentialrunner]

When I watch this, I feel immediately more intellectual, my vocabulary is more grandiose, and I feel an impulse to compliment someone. I tip my hat to you good sir.

[@kaw420TSVR]

Class

[@jamesxii1784]

I was going to comment, about how great you are at this - but then I stopped myself, ‘unnecessary’ I thought. A few more compliments in however, and I just HAVE to say: you are really, REALLY good at this man, keep it up 👍

[@robdee6316]

The legend strikes again. Please come to Wirral.....we could joust linguistically! 😀

[@TheDanzilla7]

One of the best and loved the friendly responses back!

[@renegade_of_funk]

“We found him. By , god…we found him.” - future studio executives of the yet to be made movie starring the greatest theatrical cohesion of creative thought and human experience expressed through the lens of Willy Wonka, since the noblest of all the Wonka’s, sir Gene Wilder.

[@justabloke5592]

Love this. Please please please do this in USA....I bet theyd love a British guy doing this. Brilliantly done.

[@user-uz5ki5ow5y]

Welcome to Jet sir I see you’re an experienced traveler, there’s no way point that can’t be smashed by your navigational supremacy right? No I keep getting lost Hahahahahahah

[@steffanwilliams-vipurs7260]

“I see you’re an experienced traveller” “No, I keep getting lost” 😅😅

[@senorpasso8670]

Any chance you could greet the attendees on Friday October 6th at Grimmfest (Great Northern) Manchester?

[@garydavies4457]

brilliant

[@boydegg]

His brain operates at speeds mere mortals can only dream of.

[@rosson1983]

“Did you find a sandwich with a desirable texture?” 😂😂😂

[@genechorney]

Humanity needs a 24/7 Troy Channel

[@TankRC.]

Beautiful

[@robertpalmer8412]

If you do this on sunday after 3pm at shell, i will literally greet you

[@twwoody813]

Came across Troy recently, absolute genius ! Not laughed this much in a long time 😂

[@andrewthompson9811]

Your trousers have an argument with your shoes. No they ay just talking

[@davidplumer8766]

I'm enjoying your florescent ankles.😅

[@gordonruthven7656]

Your command of the English language is a thing of joy.

[@fly_speck_cafe]

Please do come to the US! To a small town in SW Missouri...

[@rivierapalms6485]

“You’re wasted if you’re not in combat sports” 😂

[@andrewthompson9811]

Troy has me hitting the dictionary and thesaurus hard first thing in the morning.

[@andrewthompson9811]

Im a way better man thanks to this guy. Im usualy polite but now i actually mean to be.

[@sollysol6051]

Navigational supremecy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emmas5000]

Is it wrong that I secretly fancy this guy😂