‘Call me adorable again…’

[@mancavebartender]

“You’re a dangerous looking table cloth.” Absolutely Brilliant Troy 😂👌

[@djrphotography]

😂

[@John-te1dp]

Surly from now on he has to be introduced into the the ring a Derek the dangerous looking table cloth chisora 😂.

[@mrdoogle5931]

How pathetic do you have to be to get offended by this guy.

[@TheMrcassina]

you gotta have balls to say it to derek chisora

[@mochno1]

made my day..yet he got what he asked for :)

[@ZacAlsop]

You are a true bastion of the greeters guild. Didn't even flinch and added table cloth in there too.

[@vthomas2313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTelblackwell]

That's twice in two days I've come across comments from you on two completely separate channel's, haven't you got video's to make?

[@Don-Forta]

dude is a real gangsta

[@fredp1983]

bit of an edit but yeh

[@kadikiss]

​@@fredp1983Troy just showed his ventriloquist skill.

[@jrm1077]

Dangerous looking tablecloth!

[@ronaldwilkin5662]

😂 what a absolute fantastic come back 😆

[@youllneverwalkalone1565]

Brilliant

[@justvers]

Perfect wasn't it 😂

[@tomhallam8122]

Looks like chissy cant take a joke either

[@youllneverwalkalone1565]

@@tomhallam8122 bit off a bully mate I reckon

[@ignatiuskhan]

'You're a dangerous looking table cloth". Verbal uppercut and so true...

[@myview5840]

And a round house to end on

[@Tconl]

And you know he does to stand out on purpose. But then he gets attention and has to be "cool" (read agressive).

[@Masada1911]

No amount of intimidation will ever dissuade Troy from his mission. True credit to the Greeter’s Guild.

[@adamazingballs]

Jan Mølby would be proud.

[@adampark1104]

yep, so long as he's in a room full of people/cameras and there's someone to hold Chisora back lmao. Dell boy for sure the type to actually mean what he says

[@adamapodaca8567]

It’s the Jan Molby way 🫡

[@philcollinson4960]

Solid as a rock!!

[@BobsYirUncle]

@@adampark1104Troy can throw hands too btw 😉

[@mr.perceval6811]

"Tell me I am adorable again and I will fuck you up". "Your are adorable and a dangerous looking table cloth"....that killed me. Troy you are great my man!

[@TPHB5011]

When he said you are a dangerous looking tablecloth I nearly died😅😅😅

[@vthomas2313]

😂😂

[@alxgu198]

😂🤣👍

[@pk2959]

😂😂😂

[@craigbigedd]

Best knockout reply ever👍🤣🤣

[@Ninjjadog]

😂😂😂

[@Merlinthehappypig]

If you ever feel like you were neglected in the charisma department, it's because God gave it all to this guy

[@TheHoldenmcgroin]

So, THATS where it went, the b***ard....

[@kABUSE1]

Tablecloth guy is as big as a mountain yet more emotionally fragile than most 6 year old girls. Funny how his ridiculous intimidation tactic didn't work.

[@number6ix929]

Plus, he's dressed like an absolute cretin. He's like a bungalow- nothing upstairs...

[@geoffcox9582]

He’s a matchroom fighter (Chisora). It’s blatantly done as a set up

[@ElonRusk0]

He's supposedly bi polar that's but maybe he's just emotionally frail

[@AAWWWWWW]

8 year old girl*

[@jimbowen423]

​@@ElonRusk0CTE

[@fromunderthekilt6310]

It’s astonishing how fragile Chisora is. Guy has the self esteem of a 12 year old girl. Always getting angry over the slightest thing. Guys an absolute plum.

[@rw8733]

Looked ridiculous.

[@themanlikekg]

And an awful boxer

[@fookorf]

you're the plum for not realising he's pissing around.

[@goodyeoman4534]

Typical bully. Can intimidate the average bloke, but he was spooked by Haye and Whyte.

[@rudy8409]

Dont get it twisted. The two Whyte fights were absolute wars and some had him winning the first. The second was a war also until chisora got knocked out

[@StruggleBoxing]

I have never heard of this guy but anyone that can greet every person with a personalized greeting gets my respect. Class Act

[@youfritter]

Last I saw he was outside a department store. Very funny interactions.

[@Gmh6477]

Call me adorable I’m gonna F you up…… called him a tablecloth and he did nothing 😂

[@vthomas2313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rw8733]

He's an idiot. No need to be rude. Well done, Troy.

[@JohnConboy1]

Like when he fought Fury...

[@kevinb9830]

One day he will get what's coming.

[@WaitingJamesMate]

That was timed well, or he would of had sudden death.

[@LHLMaE]

'Smouldering like the 6th of November' is now my favourite compliment. Not many people might get it at first, but it's pure gold.

[@null3070]

I sure don't get it. What does it mean?

[@Plume_Serpent]

Yeah you probably wouldn’t understand it if you’re not from the UK. It’s the night after Guy Fawkes night which is where they have fireworks/bonfire displays for the guy who tried to blow up Parliament.

[@null3070]

​@@Plume_Serpent I am indeed not from the UK. I absolutely love the guy but it is difficult to keep up with some of his jokes and expressions like that one. So essentially smoldering in this case is equivalent to saying "you're on fire" or "you're looking hot"?

[@Plume_Serpent]

@@null3070 yeah basically means good looking. He/she has smouldering good looks.

[@null3070]

@@Plume_Serpent nice, thank you for explaining :)

[@mattduffyw99]

Complimenting the interviewer, "you're going to probe them, like a drunk proctologist." A+

[@LocoJunius]

I love that you didn't give into the intimidation, long live the greeter!

[@Bismillah-hu3or]

But all the racists did run out of south Africa

[@hussainthebane]

Obviously fake. Chisora fought with Whyte like a crazy man. If chisora wanted to he'd fuck him up.

[@themcmexchange2938]

Probably one of the last places on earth that you want to be nervous in.. no task too big for the greeter

[@dylanmurphy9389]

@@Bismillah-hu3orno wonder, it’s a sht hole

[@SeanFerrol]

@@hussainthebaneYou know why it’s the Greeter’s Guild but you never see any other Greeters? Because there’s only 4 members. Troy, Left, Right and Jan Molby. Any more panache comments and Chisora would have met the rest of the guild. Minus Jan Molby. He was busy that day.

[@isabellapakulska]

This disarming smile at the last scene is just iconic. The aggresive guy just didn't know what to do, absolute class Troy....

[@escellesmith1665]

Oh you cheer me up - "a dangerous looking tablecloth"! LOVE IT!!!

[@jamesjohnston1297]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time! The fearlessness, the wit and the etiquette - it's simply sublime.

[@joeh4104]

What's yer point mate, wit you even stand for

[@hkpr-ro6ui]

The intellect too. So quick-witted.

[@mentalhealthme128]

Loved the zero 💩 given when Chisora showed himself to be the wally again. Tablecloth 🤣🤣

[@1815matt]

"Make sure you check the grammar on that one" is the best line in this whole thing 😂

[@BlueKnows]

I actually cannot believe I have only just discovered this brilliant man. Been binge watching to catch up. Absolute genius at work. Long live Jan Molby and the greeters guild!

[@zedkaido]

"You are a dangerous looking table cloth" 😅

[@CMLi-qh2mz]

lost it on that one.

[@john2264]

Genius ...

[@Xerrand]

3:22 Absolute cringelord moment. And Troy doesn't batt an eyelid lmao love it. Just calls the idiot adorable again instantly!

[@deanstanley2125]

Troy has a huge set of cojones.

[@lf67hh28]

That's standard behaviour in London, difference is that Chisora is crazy enough to just kill him.

[@TREXdudi]

Last dude: "You are a dangerous looking table cloth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant

[@misteroz]

If Mr Tablecloth had just accepted the initial compliment, he'd now be basking in sweet glory rather than abject ridicule.

[@number6ix929]

He's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?

[@rw8733]

Desperate publicity seeker.

[@lf67hh28]

Far more successful than Troy though, I suspect he doesn't require the validation of online trolls. 😂

[@bodhid]

@@lf67hh28 Evening Derek.

[@lf67hh28]

@@bodhid If only, being a multi millionaire before 35 would have been nice. I had to wait till my late 40s for that.

[@SharpeyImpressions]

You make my heart soar mate. Chisora what a numpty! Bet he's fun at parties

[@fookorf]

i bet you are fun when everyone has to keep explaining the joke to you.

[@j.j.h.atemycereal]

Someone who can cheerfully accept a compliment and give one back has the type of extreme confidence that I personally would not want to f*ck with.

[@ExclusiveGrant]

Troy saying he’s adorable again after being threatened but then roasting him afterwards saying he’s a tablecloth. I’m literally rolling 💀

[@PRAR1966]

Dangerous lookin tablecloth 🤣 Genius !

[@hamiltonmews]

"You're a big lad, 6"3?..........................6"4 with the quiff!" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Hz-432Hz]

Troy you've no idea how special you are. Your mind is beyond measurable level. 👏🌟

[@chris.fyourman2648]

That sounds a bit like something he would say :)

[@Hz-432Hz]

@@chris.fyourman2648 That's one of the best KZbin compliments I've ever received 😁 thanks Chris 👍

[@nancyg7845]

'smouldering like the 6th of november' 😂😂😂

[@albert_vds]

Who wouldn't want to be called adorable by Troy Hawke?

[@kevinb9830]

No, he's a narcissist.

[@M4T1J4P0]

A dangerous-looking tablecloth.

[@SuperMarkalfie]

You would think chisora would have a sense of humour dressed like that 😁

[@erniemcwhirter5254]

He looks like Ronald McDonald is his tailor....😮

[@jstagzsr]

"you are a dangerous looking tablecloth". lmfao.. ivce been laughing for like 3 straight minutes. my dogs are looking at me like im having a stroke. omg thats amazing.

[@EV4RY]

I love this stuff so much, so inspirational and positive, something missing from this world right now xx

[@martynclarke5167]

Clearly Chisora had nothing left to give after sinking all of his sense of humour into his outfit. What a fraglie plum.

[@dm8994]

"Make sure you check the grammar on that" is such a great way to multiply the joke.

[@karenknight6518]

Had a stressful day today but a video from Tony has made my day, thank you so much you have no idea how much I needed that

[@fightermma]

Hey girl why are you stressed

[@karenknight6518]

@@fightermma just got lots of things going on at the moment both at work and personally

[@fightermma]

@@karenknight6518 what's your insta?

[@ryancasey7906]

Here if yah wanna chat, hopefully you are doing better

[@karenknight6518]

@@ryancasey7906 thank you I am feeling better now

[@anthonyforfare7223]

How have I never seen this comic genius before? Absolutely brilliant! 👍😁😮🤯😂🤣😆😅

[@happyguilmore4253]

This guy just has all the right words. Not off a script,A legend.

[@bellaisabella3907]

Tak!

[@freehand.underhand]

"You're built like a billion billy bookcases" was delivered so subtly😂😂 ...that was a definetly a trojan horse that's going to sit in some random corner of his mind for years, then open one day for no reason.

[@vthomas2313]

Chisora "Call me adorable again I’m going to f🫡🫡k you up"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sar4806]

Tablecloth man is a true paragon of confidence

[@rockdinosaur666]

Went to see Troy last night and he ran through this meeting. PMSL. Superb live act.

[@edwardmorales7201]

The amount of hype lacking for your content is criminal. Love your videos.

[@kevinb9830]

It's hopefully because people have grown out of these narcissist, talentless prats looking for attention.

[@rayromano6249]

So glad he didn't fall for the bullying tactic of derek. Guy needs to stop acting like a try hard and relax. Anybody who knows jiu-jitsu and grappling just need to clinch and he's gone. And it's not hard to clinch someone no matter how good of a boxer they are.

[@kevinb9830]

The guy was winding him up. He was the one being a cock. @@rayromano6249

[@le9335]

I just found him after the golf video and I couldn’t agree with you more. I was like, oh his guy is hilarious and original and figured he had 10M followers because he’s so good. Regardless, he will do well. I even sent his video to my grammy and she loved it. ❤

[@chrisbradley9343]

Think derek was joking that’s just how he is

[@cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618]

Hahaha. Yes Derick. The adorably angry table cloth or picnic blanket with and angry bear, hiding beneath. 😁👍

[@justicegf]

The tablecloth line is the cherry on the cake. A masterpiece.

[@BoPunk]

Chisora had no chance against the Piccadilly Pomade Prince! 😅 He dressed like a picnic table because he's a fucking MEAL for any other heavyweight out there. lol

[@AmIDeadYet]

If I was Gerald Washington now, I'd call Derick a dangerous tablecloth all the way thru the fight to get under his skin 😆

[@michaelcorleone7598]

Smouldering like the 6th of November 😅 this guy so smooth 😂

[@doddeddo-5866]

Mean picnic man, adorable!!

[@tommystravels64]

Ive never witnessed such finesse and articulation since the late great Lesley Phillips appeared on screen! Ding Dong! 🤣🤣

[@danielgibbons3554]

The way Eddie came down the escilator like the final boss.

[@simonlhill-si4sx]

Except there were about 15 people after him

[@TheVeiledCollective]

I can't tell you how much I love watching people who can't take a joke, getting upset.😂 Superb work my man. Well done you.

[@autumnskye7483]

😂 I wonder if Troy has his own security. He may just need it one day

[@ThePodghostPodcast]

'' DANGEROUS LOOKING TABLE CLOTH '' HAHAHAHAHAH

[@ricky7396]

Aw man hopefully big table cloth homie will realise he was being complimented by the world's finest and reacted in anger in error. Next greeting it will be all hugs.

[@r3dzsk1]

No you tube video has ever!!! Made me laugh more than….”your a dangerous looking tablecloth”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alison155]

How in hell's name. When i think you can't get any better....you do. You nail it everytime.. ❤❤❤

[@jasonchambers5161]

You actually are my hero! Never stop not stoping Sir!

[@johng7304]

Troy feels like an 8 year old girl. I knew this man held dark secrets 😂😂

[@bluebear6313]

Wow, I am actually in tears. A fucking tablecloth! hahahaha

[@rickj.9202]

I tried doing what you do while I was mingling at a country club bar one night. The experience showed me that you are definitely amazing!

[@benarcher7411]

I bet that was awkward for everyone involved

[@rickj.9202]

@@benarcher7411 Not a bit. It was smooth, but lacked Troy’s incisive observations.

[@benarcher7411]

Are you an American?

[@gideonboots1008]

Tablecloth😂.. all bullies can't hide behind tough talk they just get humiliated!

[@Corrander]

Absolute genius this man. Love him.

[@Badabing1972]

Say that again I'm gonna fu** you up...Troy, you are adorable 😁

[@drinkwater9891]

Delboy always brings the entertainment to save the day at the last minute, all events are boring without him

[@Anglo-Brit]

He isn't even British, the man can clear off.

[@drinkwater9891]

@@Anglo-Brit id prefer YOU to clear off, reply to someone else

[@MrSandhu0007]

This is absolute incredible why have I never heard of this chat, absolute Ledgend

[@jimmymorrison8314]

You, sir, are the epitome of a welcome. Absolutely fabulous.

[@veganwindowcleaningservice5225]

Troy, i don't need to tell you! You are absolutely hilarious, i hope you take your humour to the stage unless you already have

[@topfuelteddy]

The Troyster is genius, comedy gold and a few there too thick to even realise it's a bit of a wind up .

[@TiberiusWallace]

Troy had the stoic friendliness in the face of being told he'd get fucked up.

[@andrewrasmussen]

@greetersguild I bow to your mastery of finding and acknowledging wonderful qualities in people. I would love to hear how this generous practice has effected the way you see yourself and relate to yourself. If we could all appreciate and acknowledge ourselves in this way many of the worlds problems would be resolved.

[@alanmckinlay916]

"You are a dangerous-looking tablecloth..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius!

[@mandismith89]

big john out of breath riding an escalator lmao

[@dominicb75]

"Dangerous looking tablecloth'. Ha Ha.

[@markweir2988]

One of my lifes ambitions is to bump into troy hawke and be greeted by him such a legend.

[@marilynseptember21]

I want this man to greet me - love that line - dangerous looking table cloth and adorable mate...lol!

[@360Fov]

lmao Gareth throws that kick and always mongs his right arm up, cracks me up every time

[@kelleymanning1137]

The jokes and insults probably went right over his head.

[@dontaskme7004]

"You are a dangerous looking tablecloth" I've got visions of a tiny human invading a wasp picnic... And the wasps are running away screaming "arrghhh it's a Troy"

[@arsenalmanic]

Dangerous looking TABLE CLOTH. Lol!

[@mikeemmons1079]

Unbothered. Magnificent. Triumphant.

[@steparko23]

"You are looking slick, enigmatic and functional!" 😂

[@devandy841]

Big John out of breath coming down an escalator. Bosh!

[@healthymindhealthybody9324]

Thanks for this. Lots of laughter on a Saturday morning 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

[@ronaldwilkin5662]

Chisora thought he had Troy against the ropes until Troy gave him his verbal counter combo 😂

[@ajakl2234]

Chisora. "you are a dangerous looking table cloth" 😅😅 fuckin brilliant 👏 👌 👍

[@jameshutchinson367]

Incredible nuts to troll Chisora like that. Hilarious.

[@mrsupplementsUK]

Omg how funny is this guy !! From him and mcgregor tonight best funniest card ( and mcgregor !! ) ever !!

[@shelleyjack1579]

Ol tablecloth needed that swift upper cut to the uterus. Troy you are my HERO. I bow down ❤️

[@nikiTricoteuse]

This came up in my feed and, while I don't know who you are or whether being a greeter is a genuine thing or a wind up, that was brilliant and you clearly know your stuff. Well done sir.

[@shellsbignumber2]

'' Dangerous looking table cloth '' 🤣This guy is a genius.

[@GpoppaJohn]

A dangerous looking tablecloth 😂😂😂 Guy needs to lighten up and show Sir Troy of Hawke some damn respect. Does he not know the army you have backing you up Sir Troy 🗡️ 🎖️

[@Jay-f9h6p]

Brilliant, caught me of guard right at the end. 'Dangerous looking table cloth' 👀😂

[@marcmorrissey1147]

Del ‘the adorable’ boy! 😂😂😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@markjeffers4663]

Troy is just so funny to watch love the guy

[@ignatiusj.reilly5632]

I love this guy, his patter is excellent & highly distinguished.