You Know You're Dating a Norwegian Girl When...

Are these norwegian stereotypes true or not ? That's what Norway woman and American man try to find out.
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[@TheWheatless]

I can’t get over Nick’s 4th grade reading ability

[@nueat6]

and thats why he will never quit streaming. 🤣🤣

[@emiinem722487]

Right lol pertacularly

[@sweew1025]

🤓

[@michaellampe3080]

@@sweew1025 🤪

[@FuckAssName]

@@sweew1025 🪞

[@ThatGuy2428]

Thank. You. For. Reading. Everything. To. Us. Nick. Much. Appreciated.

[@alternativedimension5454]

You know you have a norwigian girlfriend when your girlfriend says she's norwigian.

[@sleepyjoe445]

Norwegian you trog

[@alternativedimension5454]

@@sleepyjoe445 *Norwigian

[@xPOWERx-ne1jr]

@@alternativedimension5454 i believe its spelled norwigian

[@lilithaeontheundying308]

@@xPOWERx-ne1jr no its spelled Norwigian

[@lamefart]

@@lilithaeontheundying308 it's norwigian.

[@qwi2311]

Nick should read more. He needs the practice.

[@Sephiroso.]

He had a college graduate reading level before he started twitch streaming but after a decade of reading his chat, it's killed most of his brain cells.

[@filipinokid18]

3:43 who else noticed that Nick put the mouse on the girl's feet? XD LMFAO

[@6.redgrave]

Hahahaha he literally says: "I saw the feet bth" lol

[@CrazyIrishmen7]

KZbin REALLY GONNA RECOMMEND ME THIS VIDEO THE DAY THEY ANNOUNCED THEYVE BROKEN UP? REALLY KZbin?

[@JohnSmith-ro8hk]

savage of youtube to recommend this video to me today

[@Weizse]

I loved the part of the video when Cyr showed up, I love that guy

[@comfypeepo]

Oh are you talking about Vincent Cyr the actor? I love that guy

[@ordelipyorinen8235]

Absolute clown

[@ZentoContent]

love that guy

[@BenditoSwae]

In scandinavia we are soo trusting its crazy, we literally leave our babies outside when they need a nap xD

[@boonxai]

You're not including Sweden though right...? Considering it has the 3rd highest crime index only after France and Belarus🗿

[@celzolsen8988]

@@boonxai thats what happens when you invite the entire 3rd world to come here

[@andorifjohn]

@@boonxai no we don't.

[@boonxai]

@@celzolsen8988 I'm not saying that's not true just that I'd feel safer leaving a baby outside in US than in Sweden🗿

[@milleolsson]

No one does that. No one ever. If u do that u live so far out on the countryside and u are definetly a farmer of some sort.

[@whisk3y9]

So essentially Malena is now American.

[@64865]

Ceingy af video but accurate pretty much

[@Bandit1877]

I'm born and raised in norway, this shit was cringe as hell

[@GodLovesComics]

You don't have to be born in Norway to realize that. Everyone found it cringe.

[@bingobot]

i am also from norway! baaaaat

[@totem311]

danes are better YAWN

[@xD3L3T3x]

I'm so used at watching videos in English that when I heard someone speak portuguese in this video it took me some time to understand what it was being said. This is such a weird feeling. Nice to see people from Portugal and Brazil going crazy when someone speaked portuguese with the classic "CARALHO" in the chat lmaoooo

[@vitor-ez2xk]

o famoso suddenly caralho

[@xiiihypn0s862]

@@vitor-ez2xk suddenly caralho meu deus mano

[@rodrigovaccari7547]

Isso são brasileiros, portugueses duvido. Brasileiros no país não tem praticamente qualquer contato com estrangeiros, então na internet ficam animados com qualquer pingo de atenção, como se ninguém mais soubesse que o português existisse. Aqui na Europa ouve-se português em qualquer grande cidade, já não tenho reação nenhuma ouvindo aleatoriamente assim, por que não é nada para se espantar, há pessoas falando português em todo canto.

[@hakohito]

Brazilians. Portuguese people are composed of 70yo

[@MauOfTheDead]

@@rodrigovaccari7547 You must be fun at parties. Keep coping. Meanwhile, we're taking over.

[@bingobot]

I eat pickled jalapenos, but I feel like i'm quite alone enjoying this in norway. just a few friends who like spicy food, so not typical norwegian food

[@Manlyman47]

Fellow hallapenos lovers unite.

[@Man0mania]

Taco-fredag ja, lørdagspizza - more optional, Grandiosa is more of a Swiss tool of foods: applied to formal and casual times around the year. Though it started out as a meme, a lot of people really use it as a part of their Christmas holiday menu. Could be worse ✌️

[@stoffni]

Grandiosa Kebabpizza and buy mozzarella on the side, cut it and put it on. Mmmmhmmm perfect Lördagspizza

[@oobee123]

Wtf going on in Noway, grandiosa frozen pizza as Christmas menu? Holy shit that's sad

[@Bro1223-c2e]

@@oobee123 i'm 100% sure Norsk Christmas is dedicated to fish

[@oobee123]

@@Bro1223-c2e Grandiosa tuna pizza? Idk man at least my family here in Finland knows what a proper Christmas menu looks like...

[@Bro1223-c2e]

@@oobee123 Fish appetiser and tunapizza

[@dave1986R]

My dad is half Norwegian, and when he and my mom were still dating in the ‘70’s he read a psychology book my mom had about treating patients from countries outside the US. The book said one thing for a therapist to assume about a Norwegian is that they have a drinking problem. I guess there’s some truth to that statement about how Norwegians behave differently when they’re sober vs drunk.

[@Aeraleach]

lol that's funny

[@Uhdksurvhunter]

Drinking culture here is so stupid though. Its so fucking expensive. A bottle of Absolut in Norway is 46 dollars, and if you are going out, expect to pay 15-20 bucks for a standard drink. So people get shitfaced at some friends party, head out to the town at 22:00, drink even more, head home to someone when bars close to continue the party, and then head home at 04:00. Plus, our hours of light is fucked, anecdotally it seems the constant darkness has some effect.

[@Dexiray]

can someone give Nick some reading lessons, shit's painful to watch 😢😢

[@Jobe-13]

Going through the Reddit is becoming my favorite part of the stream.

[@yusufcnar4307]

Does anyone know what she said 4:51

[@cryax3447]

For those that don't know I'm norwegian, we have taco friday, pizza saturday.

[@yusufcnar4307]

@@cryax3447wow thx for your attention and effort mate :)

[@yusufcnar4307]

@@cryax3447 Idk if my comment has received but I really Thank you for spending your time and doing the translation stuff appreciate that stat safe. :)

[@baconbankai]

slow tv actually sounds kind of cool tbh. Get to enjoy new scenery without leaving the house.... Shit this sounds kind of degenerate when I put it that way.

[@alan6839]

The show is called Bergensbanen minutt for minutt for anyone interested

[@MrTrickyfull]

Actual good title and thumbnail….200k easy

[@ghostbravo7127]

Your telling that had I married a Norwegian she might have actually been able to appreciate trains?

[@Trizzer89]

Sounds like he perfect girl to me

[@Fykis]

YOU ARE MY QUEEEEEEENNNNNN FOREVERRERRR

[@Thejoker14444]

I am a Swede and I also agree with all this too really funny video!

[@Slashresto]

Honestly almost all of theese things are accurate in sweden aswell.

[@FULLMETAL5.0]

The only thing that seemed odd was the way they explained taco fridays and pizza Saturdays. They dont always eat those foods no matter what right?

[@Raffalius]

Taco fridays are common, as they usually sell taco stuff cheaper on fridays. Pizza is normal on saturdays, but not the frozen pizza grandiosa. Most people make homemade pizza on saturdays, as frozen pizza is mostly common on weekdays. But Lasagna, steak or other delicious food is also common on saturdays as well.

[@A_000]

Clueless

[@TheDisturbed0ne1]

Yeah, taco fridays are actually pretty much mandatory in the nordic countries. Pizza saturdays are absolutely not a thing to the same extent as taco fridays. Pancake thursdays are a thing as well, at least in some places. It's perfect, three days each week where you don't have to think about what you're gonna eat.

[@AD-lh3jk]

@@TheDisturbed0ne1 since how long has this been a thing?

[@TheDisturbed0ne1]

@@AD-lh3jk My first memories of taco Fridays are from mid-late 2000's. We started with them at about 2008 maybe, but I know some families had already been doing them for a few years. The pancake Thursdays here are probably way older, we had them at school like once a month during the 90's, and at my former workplace I know they still have them every week.

[@saintsataniko2116]

Norwegians LOVE the outdoors and hiking in any sort of weather! Malena freaks out when Cyr opens the sunroof in the car because she cannot stand the sun to touch her face. #FakeNorwegian

[@MrJunga]

She's from Bergen so she grew up without sunlight

[@averagebeetle]

This is what happens when Nicholas skips two days

[@Mike.Mc.0000]

Malenas jumper is fire

[@NorwayDuck]

I always thought taco Friday and pizza Saturday was a worldwide thing lmao

[@Kirianda]

taco tuesdays

[@chrisljohnson92]

We got taco Tuesdays in the US but no one strictly eats tacos on Tuesdays...

[@stevenhocking6407]

And now I know to never date a Norwegian. Would be great if you're an introvert tho

[@jiezer007]

Melana and Haaland are my 2 favourite Norwegians 😂

[@MOISTxPANDAx]

The dude was pretty cringy

[@Yours500]

this makes me sad now

[@DjAd83]

Yes I am also dating ei norsk dame up in Harstad im from England and yes fridays have turned into taco middag. They also put ribbe in the oven and show it on tv min for min on the tv its like 4 hours or soemthing like that.

[@Afrodafro]

Skuespillerinnen i denne videoen vant MGPjr i 2003 for de som synes det er interessant.

[@sugarinmywounds]

Omg så det var derfor hun så så kjent ut!!

[@frankthetank3318]

Wow great free country when you feel you have to watch your back at all time that sounds like prison to me

[@jojackjohnson4185]

Hit the nail on the head with the outro. Always thought it. Never said it. Keep it. It's golden

[@Olibaby12]

I love how they showed cyr just to cut him off. Love you cyr!

[@Oshaoxin]

I can tell you that grandiose frozen pizza day isn't just a thing in Norway but also in this Dutch household. I prefer frozen pizza over most freshly made ones, except the proper Napels-style pizzas, nothing beats the original. Screw you domino's.

[@raffydoe]

When the girl suggested go on a walk and all the virgins in the chat piping up like a girl has ever even offered to talk to them in the first place xD

[@sleepyjoe445]

Poor you

[@DTNNooby]

when Nick says "you had no idea how the world was" then refers to a very specifically american thing

[@MrGrus11]

I feel like this is going away though, like this might be the norm if you're dating a Norwegian girl that's 30+ but maybe not so much the younger generations.

[@MrJol420]

Hiking whenever . Just get boots and a decent shell windbreaker raincoat type coat. I always use my north face and a Hoodie or w.e .. I even have rain pants lol sometimes I bring that instead of umbrella . 🌂

[@businessk3014]

Lol where are you hiking to

[@hawkthemans]

@@businessk3014 your moms house need i say more

[@MrJol420]

@@businessk3014 anywhere mang. Just smoke a bowl and walk with a podcast. You hiking. As long as u got wool socks u good.

[@chrisbaltazar7164]

Low key wondered how accurate some of their videos were

[@aidangordon313]

Idk about the Norwegian girls accent or pronunciation but the “Brazilian” dudes Portuguese accent and his pronunciation is pretty bad

[@MauOfTheDead]

Nah, they're native. Sounds weird cuz they're shitty actors, lol (And from different states)

[@santajerry]

And why per chance was this recommended to me NOW?

[@leking007]

cringe but true

[@rgerber]

i really what's her not making leave i mean he could up his game a little bit

[@stephenkolostyak4087]

3:07 - so is infidelity universal or....?

[@mysticstrikeforce5957]

i used to see these videos i thought it was funny and not always true till you start to either hang out or date them.

[@sleepyjoe445]

Lmao wtf is this video

[@MauOfTheDead]

WTF? BRAZILIAN DETECTED HAHAHA "Clean the toilet? TÁ DE SACANAGEM!!!"

[@leedevlin8260]

When u r one of the richest country in the world😅

[@myaccount__7269]

This aged like sour milk pepelaugh

[@antonkaninbjoern4355]

as an american man myself, with only my genetics screaming norse; why am i infact a norwegian woman

[@Strictlyformoney]

THAT ISNT THE WAY. The world can be as trusting as the Norwegians

[@maafremsayablong]

I heard that they act as bodyguard too

[@BushyMc_muffin]

That video was stupidly accurate. But they missed out Three Wishes for Cinderella.

[@MrThewindmaker]

hue, the guy's brazillian, do nada um "tá de sacanagem!"

[@fujinmage8201]

this aged well.....

[@akaneki9782]

Why does the guy kind of talk/sound like cyr?😂

[@beemaplegood7456]

Det er dritkult å ha en nordmann med i OTK! (It's awesome to have a norwegian in OTK!)

[@axel3237]

Hey Taco fredag is the law in Norway and Sweden

[@MightyKondrai]

seeing chat say cringe at the start with the flirting was so funny lmao. kinda sad too at the same time.

[@Reprodestruxion]

When she doesn’t know what it means to be poor?

[@jordank1813]

Dude. Do your chores. You're not a child.

[@nickmilo932]

yeah good luck

[@thePyiott]

As a Norwegian I see nothing wrong with the girl in the video

[@simonruthner3474]

I live in Sweden and i can also se nothing wrong

[@agfd5659]

Nobody said there was anything wrong with her

[@itisWhatitis12345]

Did norway invent live streaming with the Slow TV thingy

[@Loozyd1123]

When you start dating her, hopefully, or you're kinda out of it ngl

[@horseradish0911]

video seems like they talk about some kind of wild animal

[@brinoh]

never seen an nmplol video, guess its hitting the algorithm

[@erdling3132]

1

[@harry31619]

Her: that ok i can pay my half Me: FUCK YEAH go ahead.

[@innok5032]

Dette er no dritt ass! Kanskje litt er sant men herregud assa!

[@dodrugsandhailsatan]

best part of the video is when you see kevins tail at the end. widepeepoHappy KEVIN

[@kozakoutdoors7305]

The chick from the video has almost the same facial structure as Malena. Are they cloning in Norway?

[@Sephiroso.]

It's what happens when a country is filled with nearly 90% of a single ethnic group.

[@MrSquishyTurtle]

Its sad this is who she decided to end up with.

[@julliuscesar6463]

Why where they speaking portuguese

[@Kima-e1b]

I think this is Europeans in general

[@Winterfellen]

So basically complete alcoholics

[@debbiecovey6323]

I think I’m Norwegian

[@SitKid721]

When you have to make a video talking about it

[@comeplague]

Høres riktig ut det ja!

[@albertludwig6098]

LMFAO TACO FRIEDAYS

[@EasyonlineID]

this is all true, kek

[@chypres89]

Grandiosa is OP.

[@brusjan941]

VENT HVA DU ER NORSK????????????

[@Nolast12503]

The boats and trains TV seems great though, ngl

[@sebastianvillanueva7235]

[@-_-SpongeBob]

Nah mate. F this

[@FooxyBr]

W Brazilian

[@baussify]

L reader

[@NOskateLAN]

He still streams?

[@CarlosGonzalez-zp4sw]

The hell

[@jonathancastro9603]

Nice flames 🙂

[@davesprivatelounge]

peepoNorway

[@kier.]

pog