YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE | Best 2024 Olympic Memes

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

I didn't watch ONE MINUTE of the olympics. I didn't miss it a Bit.

[@trialbyicecream]

It was really fun.

[@silent_soliliquy]

havent really watched or cared since 1980s/90s, but with all the satanic rituals they did, I definitely wasnt going to start watching again

[@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry]

Iberian Yews posed as New Christians from Portugal and started the TA s|ave trade.

[@thahardman]

The Olympics were great

[@1776_Garage]

1:16 ​@@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ryWhat are you talking about?

[@crosisofborg5524]

For those saying don’t give that girl a hard time because she tried her best. The Olympics are not about trying your best. It’s about excelling in a sport.

[@schwaaard]

"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

[@rebeccablackburn9487]

If you want to "participte", go to the special olympics.

[@davidcoleman6211]

@@crosisofborg5524 🎯 No participation trophies are handed out.

[@gregsteele806]

Someone awarded that woman a DOCTORATE in the "Cultural Language of Breakdancing"

[@rebeccablackburn9487]

@@gregsteele806 sounds like the person who screws up my order at starbucks.

[@chrisf9738]

This video is officially the most Olympics I have watched ever

[@kj7792]

Same😂

[@leftmaryland2804]

🤣👍💥💥💥💥

[@thesonofdormammu5475]

Raygun needs to 100% catch flack for her dancing. Mostly because her husband was on the selection committee, if you watch the tryout videos you'll see she essentially took the spot of people with actual talent.

[@maryjane4432]

Apparently she was too

[@wowcarnage]

There's literally 10yo kids that dance better..

[@mysikind8076]

@@wowcarnage I've seen a kid that was younger than 10 do 100+% better than her.

[@rockyroad7345]

*Flak.

[@davidstrother496]

Isn't DEI great, who needs talent?

[@MrWklaver]

The Athlete who won 5 gold medals in 5 Olympics is a Cuban Wrestler named Mijain Lopez. Probably one of the greatest feats in the sport of wrestling. He is in his 40's and beat men in their 20's.

[@tamalam]

Daaaaang

[@OveToranger]

At least SOMEONE knew about him ! Also....hot dang that is farking impressive !!!

[@AlejandroRodriguez-se4ue]

Cuban viewer writing from Havana. He's 42 and not only did he win those 5 golds, but he has only ever lost a ficht in Olympic tournaments, on his first one. In London and Tokyo he won without anyone even scoring a point against him. Just perfect flawless wins. Dude's a national treasure.

[@ronaldboyd6273]

How do you compete at such a high level for twenty years. Super human

[@moonscar119]

Guy is an absolute monster machine.

[@rayjackson1952]

Breaking Dancing was in the Olympics because this lady pushed it. She was in the event because she and her husband were on the selection committee for Australia. This was nothing but an ego stroke.

[@rrbone]

....and a widely viewed fail.

[@Walter-wo5sz]

Next time let's have twerking.

[@dianaklien1560]

So, she pushed to be a meme and not a flattering one at that.

[@mohmoony3918]

she got an all expenses paid trip to Paris for 2 weeks and only had to act silly for 2 minutes🤣

[@cathoderaytube7497]

She's married to a man? Surprising.

[@dragineeztoo61]

"Raygun" got "selected" to represent Australia in Break Dancing - because she and her husband run all the competitions and made the Olympic selection.

[@vintagelaidbackhippie465]

Truth!

[@Walter-wo5sz]

That was the biggest cringe since Lizzie Warren drank a beer in that commercial.

[@UneducatedMong]

That actually sounds like it’s illegal on some level,

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

​@@UneducatedMongIt fits all the IOC standards. They are a corrupt organisation and have been for decades.

[@Drummerchick2003]

​@@UneducatedMongyes, they are wanting an investigation, and there is a poll for it as well. Major problems there.

[@socalsal627]

If the 2028 Olympics will be in L.A. maybe they should add tent-pitching as an event and get some of the local residents involved.

[@bruceh4180]

The pole vault guy can pitch a tent too

[@kj7792]

Omg😂 that was funny. Gavin is getting rid of them he said😅

[@rp2736]

Olympic Games = clean the streets up, everyday disenfranchised Americans living in squalor on the streets = to do list 4 years and counting

[@BrianMcKnight68]

Street-shitting is definitely on the agenda. America is a heavy favorite for the Brown medal

[@carolsvector]

😂

[@fullonsociopath]

In Australia, there is now a call for an investigation about how breaking awful was chosen as an olympic contender in the first place.

[@OveToranger]

As well there should be *cough, cough* something-something about the qualifiers and Hoppy-the-skip-breakdancer and her husband

[@saltyholic3046]

Breaking Awful 😂

[@4joygirl1]

This girl single handedly got breakdancing removed from the Olympics. The one and only year... hahaha. That Kangaroo dance was legendary though.

[@tommoore2012]

And she was also one of the main reasons it got added in the first place.

[@toddmichael4271]

Looked like an SNL comedy show from what I’ve seen.

[@trevorm492]

What did she have the most negative effect on? Breakdancing The olympics Australia PhD’s Or the kangaroo college she works for. This woman clearly has no children, they would’ve been brutally honest.

[@matsv201]

That is probobly the most incrddible preformance ever. As far as i know, nobody manage to preform so poorly that the comertition was removed before.

[@pantarkan7]

She breakdances like that Finn figure skated.

[@CarlAquaForce]

It wasn't about needing Caitlin Clark. It was about the fact that the U.S. was supposed to send their best to represent the country. She was snubbed, and we all know why.

[@erikstigter7897]

Because most black people are racists.

[@weekendmom]

If you're 36years old with a PhD in a "sport" that peaked in the 1980s and yet humilate yourself at the Olympics, it might be time to reinvent yourself.

[@DocDazzler]

I lost it with the Biden and Australian break dancer (Raygun) at the bottom of the plane stairs. All I could hear was Cotton Eyed Joe 😅

[@christopherderrig3671]

Tyler you asked who approved her to go to the Olympics? It was her husband.

[@tyler1768]

Yeah that person who let her in should be fired😂

[@christopherderrig3671]

@@tyler1768 her and her husband are uncharge of the Olympic breakdancing governing body. They were in charge of the Australian trials

[@SeuOu]

@@christopherderrig3671 Monumental conflict of interest, lol

[@christopherderrig3671]

@@SeuOu I agree.

[@spikespa5208]

Pick a word: nepotism, collusion, fraud, graft....... .

[@markbrajkovich311]

The athletes don’t get paid anything they’re the stars and they pay Snoop Dogg $15 million. That is ridiculous.

[@kydelastra]

It is ridiculous, but any athlete making millions a year is pretty damned ridiculous too.

[@maryjane4432]

$500k a day!

[@drumsmoker731]

1. Snoop won't come over for free. 2. He makes more headlines (and memes) than 99% of the athletes.

[@johnmalcolm3116]

​@drumsmoker731 snoop dog the goat

[@mysikind8076]

The kangaroo lady got a 20k grant from the government and the taxpayers paid over 200k for her to attend. Very suspect.

[@jeremysmith2951]

Since they got breakdancing I want air guitar competition. And Deev hasn't told the bat story on his channel yet.

[@The_NonDescript]

He mentioned it on his last livestream

[@LedesmaFamilia]

Dang I missed it

[@skiman863]

If a person with XY chromosomes can box in women's boxing then there should be no illegal drugs in the Olympics.

[@DugdoesDigging]

(un?)Fortunately it's a genetic defect that gives her a much higher amount of Testosterone, the situation isn't quite so black/white

[@MrRourk]

Steroids seem to be the least of their problems

[@mad-vw7wf]

You hit the nail on the head almost as hard as….. unfortunately I can’t finish because I’ve been warned

[@LRK-GT]

There's a teensy tiny part of me that wants to see the penultimate consequences of total deregulation on Olympic sports. The Soviet Union already nearly succeeded in 'building' the greatest athletes; I want to see Elemental / Space Marine physique. C'mon, try harder.

[@skiman863]

@@LRK-GT Ivan Drago: I must break you. How's my Russian accent?

[@llamasugar5478]

The 2024 Olympics logo was meant to honor Marianne, the embodiment of the French spirit. Ironic, considering how the Committee let a man beat up women in the boxing ring.

[@sabrinamassie5606]

I didn't watch one second of the olympics ... and you pointed out that I made the right decision.

[@maryjane4432]

Me either. The only time I’ve seen it is on videos like this except when I went to North Carolina to pick my daughter up from my cousins. We went to a restaurant to eat and they had it on. Everyone was complaining about it! USA’s basketball team was all big names that should be retired. Not one person sitting around us were watching it at home. Their ratings had to be trash

[@vedritmathias9193]

I dunno, some of the events were pretty crazy. One mens swim event, 1st place was a full second and a half ahead. That's an insane lead, when the average time gap is under half a second.

[@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n]

10:59 is worth it

[@jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n]

13:40 too

[@tomasviane3844]

If you like sports, then very event was worth watching.

[@guntario2715]

The Olympics should be either privately funded or canceled.

[@kimvibk9242]

I have had this idea for years that the IOC should acquire some unpopulated islands in Greece and build a state of the art facility there, and that is where all future summer Olympics should be held. That saves the host country/city the expense and effort of building stadiums etc. that might not be used to capacity ever again. The IOC could offset the cost by selling TV and advertising rights and letting out the facilities for other championships (e.g. the Champions League soccer final, which always takes place on neutral ground) - and I am sure Greece would like to donate some islands to keep the Olympic heritage alive.

[@tin2001]

​@@kimvibk9242 For 3 out of 4 years, the accommodation could be used as a resort. The income from that would pay its construction and maintenance costs off in about 10-15 years. Being a permanent resort also would mean it would likely maintain a higher standard than some countries apply to their Olympic construction. Oh, and they could still have participating countries take turns to "host" the games, by having them arrange the opening ceremony acts, develop the mascots and promotional content, etc.

[@VincentNajger1]

It generates squillions, the athletes compete for free and the venues are all funded by taxpayers. The broadcast rights generate a ridiculous amount of money.....where does it all go .....who knows?!

[@leftmaryland2804]

👍👍💥💥

[@rp2736]

@@VincentNajger1good question who is/are the ones making the money 🤔

[@TnT_F0X]

If you asked me in 2008 how I thought Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog would end up together I'd answer Prison ... not the Olympics.

[@Fra-jc9ge]

He's dating her? Lol that's funny

[@mysikind8076]

@@Fra-jc9ge 👀

[@jacobharris2542]

But if you did what they did, you'd be in prison

[@ronblack7870]

@@Fra-jc9ge no they are friends. he has been on her cooking show 3 times over the years.

[@Fra-jc9ge]

@@ronblack7870 I bet he's smashed lol

[@jilliancrawford7577]

There's one good thing about the Olympics being so woke this year: it really puts the cringe and dangers of the woke mindvirus into the eyes of the rest of the world who may not have known or may have been in denial of it. They give a good warning of what could be for others to start fighting back against it.

[@NoTimeForThatNow]

If only that were the case, most of us didnt even know there was an olympics happening.

[@TheRealBrook1968]

The Blue Bacchus, "JD Vance is weird." Funniest meme in the video.

[@vikkicholas729]

The Olympics were a debacle from start to finish…it broke my heart.

[@tomasviane3844]

What?

[@Sgt_SealCluber]

Keeping your carbs under 60 per meal will help you eat less calories too. Before I caught the diabetus I didn't even realize I was eating like 3500-4000 calories a day (while not being active). Now I'm eating 2000 and under and I lost 40lbs. Pay attention to your food.

[@leahsmith7611]

I really thought the Aussie break dancer was a joke

[@wilburrrrr742]

Yeah, me too. I thought it was a throwback to the Jamaican Bobsled Team

[@schwaaard]

She was. 2024 Olympics took her seriously. On-brand, sadly.

[@bjbrown]

I haven't watched any of the Olympics but listening the Shauna on The Vintage Read Show was hilarious. She is a must watch?

[@user-dn3ut9tw2x]

​@@bjbrowni love shauna!!

[@govermentliesda]

never watching Olympics again but you made it SO FUNNY thanks

[@jacobnyhart6862]

The third guy in the picture ("First person in history to win gold in 5 Olympics") is Mijain Lopez (Cuban wrestler) is partially true. He's the first to win gold in 5 consecutive Olympics in the SAME EVENT. Steve Redgrave accomplished winning golds in 5 consecutive Olympics before him (1984-2000), but that was in a few different rowing events.

[@stewartread4235]

Yes but all in rowing, right..? RIGHT..?

[@jacobnyhart6862]

@@stewartread4235 yeah, all rowing, but different events in rowing. Right? RIGHT? WTF are you on?

[@lastpenny849]

@@stewartread4235 Steve Redgrave never won an individual medal. he was always a part of a two, or eight man squad. Tefilio Stevenson, a Cuban boxer that obviously couldn't turn pro, won the Heavyweight division 4 times too, but wasn't invited to LA in 84', so he missed the chance at the 5th.

[@steamer1112]

I haven't even considered watching the Olymypics in decades.

[@sabrinamassie5606]

Same ... It only seems to get worse every time

[@rascalap2968]

@@sabrinamassie5606 “I never watch it. But it gets worse every time”…🤦🏼🤷‍♂️🤣👍

[@sabrinamassie5606]

@@rascalap2968 I do see clips and the headlines ... but I don't watch it like I did 20 years ago ... and I certainly don't care.

[@rascalap2968]

@@sabrinamassie5606 and not one person in the Olympics, or watching the Olympics, cares that you don't watch…

[@sabrinamassie5606]

@@rascalap2968 obviously it's a burr in your blanket.

[@jayyoutube8790]

“We are living in a simulation..”. Well, apparently someone spilled coffee on the keyboard 😒 😂🤣😅😝🤪

[@dragonhank4217]

Clown World Universe.

[@petemackenzie1572]

Turns out Rachel Gun and her husband run the whole break dancing scene in Australia.

[@robertdegroot8302]

Right, because if the internetgnomes say so, it must surely be true.

[@costrio]

Too soon forgotten athlete: Jesse Owens who really PO'd the host country in the 30's. RiP, champ, iMO.

[@concettaworkman5895]

That's a lie, they welcomed him with open arms and Hitler shook his hand. Roosevelt wouldn't. Get your facts straight. SMH.

[@stischer47]

Interesting that Hitler congratulated Jesse Owens but Roosevelt wouldn't invite him to the White House even though other athletes were. So apparently JO PO'd the US.

[@carsandsports123]

Not forgotten especially in ohio where here went to OSU

[@peterharrell7305]

Except there are bunches of photos of him getting congratulations personally from the Fuhrer. Lol

[@jameslivingstone7428]

I love the assumption that Google was thinking when they created google sheets. My favourite story is the gymnast messed around by France, chose to represent Albania and won Gold, hehehe

[@AndyDrake-FOOKYT]

Algeria...but yeah...suck it frogs!

[@Sejdr]

France: How can we make this Olympics the most memorable of all time? Internet: Hold my meme...

[@kj7792]

😂😂😂🤣🤣 great content for sure

[@G0LD3NSTATE]

Australian Breakdancer will be the number one Halloween costume this year

[@231mac]

Sounds legit

[@tonyste12]

well..................Halloween costumes should be scary not make someone fall on the floor laughing :)

[@homesteadgamer1257]

That "break dancer"... I have no words lol. She is SO CONFIDENT in her ability to break dance because she has a DEGREE in something stupid like Dance Theory, she thinks it makes her an expert at break dancing. You literally cannot make this stuff up lol.

[@ChewieBabyTW]

That break dancing cracked me up. It was great meme material. The kangaroo hop made me spit my drank out. Kamala could have done better being in them streets............. girl.

[@shakaama]

Cuba's legendary wrestler Mijain Lopez is retiring at the pinnacle of his career, where he's remained for 16 years. Lopez has personified greatness in wrestling as he is the only athlete to win 5 gold medals in 5 separate Games in his event. But because he's from Cuba no one knows who he is.

[@pahowitzer446]

That girl was doing the teen wolf.

[@mikeschmidt3382]

That is an excellent observation hahaha

[@mysikind8076]

She's a middle aged woman not a girl. Professor at a University.

[@mikeschmidt3382]

@@mysikind8076but did you smile while typing this? Otherwise f*ck off buzzkill Brody.

[@SeuOu]

@@mysikind8076 Thanks for clearing that up😂

[@pedroramirez149]

The worst Olympic games in modern history. How sorry the Baron de Coubertin would be for having promoted the competitions in 1896, so that his country would organize this mockery of his maxim: "Healthy body in a healthy mind", when the organizers were all mentally ill.

[@Foul_Quince]

Here in Brisbane, the people are on the verge of open revolt in protest at being given the Olympics without having been asked if we want them. There'll be BLM like shit going down soon.

[@fearlessjoebanzai]

I watched more this year than I have done since 2008 and 2012 (as a Brit it was unavoidable), simply because I was away stay with family who had it on constantly and the fact that the last 12yrs I haven't had regular TV after cutting the chord! Because of this I have to entirely disagree with your comment as every event I saw was great! As for any shenanigans surrounding it - we're all to blame due to our apathy towards those who wish to be our masters.

[@williamgrow8666]

Speed walking, a competitor must always have one foot on the ground. We call those badonkadonks.

[@lilmike2710]

The memes were the only part of the Olympics worth watching

[@tomasviane3844]

These comments are a meme in itself.

[@bastintripletroubleboys2101]

Zed , as an Aussie, WE are all offended by that dismal display at the Woke Cult Sports Day (aka Satan's Olympics) the kids at the local kindergarten would score higher running around the classroom

[@celticdragon6918]

I can't wait for the 2028 Olympics' weaponized toenail clipping competitions.

[@christopherconard2831]

Australia blew a great opportunity. If they could have found someone to fail so spectacularly in an accepted sport they could have gone down in history next to the Jamaican bobsled team. 40 years later, they are still legends.

[@ronblack7870]

don't forget that ski jumper from like scotland or someplace eddie the eagle or some such name.

[@jonhare392]

At least the Jamaican bobsled team trained and tried their best.

[@VeggieManUK]

@@ronblack7870 Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards, the guy is a legand indeed.

[@goodchessactor]

Hey, if a man can compete as a woman, then a non-break dance can be a break dance. Who are we to decide what a break dance is if we can't decide what a woman is?

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

Judges' verdict speaks for itself...

[@ccampbell7214]

The peppe pole guy, might have lost that competition... But he's gonna get a lot of 'play' 😉 from now on ... if you catch my drift ..

[@tommoore2012]

I'm out of the loop. What happened?

[@thomgizziz]

Having your package adjusted in the wrong position doesn't mean you are large. Hopefully the women are less dumb than you are.

[@henrymrowicki7004]

​@@tommoore2012he knocked the stick down with his "large" package 😅

[@GorGob]

@@henrymrowicki7004 was he a she john

[@henrymrowicki7004]

@@GorGob no, seems like an actual male athlete. Didn't see it, but did catch the story.

[@davidandrews6149]

If both feet are off the ground at the same time, it's running. That's why they walk as if their ass is chewing gum 😂

[@moaningpheromones]

as long as they don't blow bubbles

[@Dreddpool82]

On behalf of 99% of all Australians, we do not claim the worst breakdancer in history as one of us. PS: you can give all the offence you want, no one in Australia supports her.

[@janettamcgee8124]

I don't blame y'all for not claiming her. Her what-ever-the-hell dance she did doesn't reflect on Australia at all. She and her husband should be investigated about their selection of HER for the Olympics. It's an insult to have included her with the other fine Australian athletes. Greetings from Texas

[@brettvanmeter5938]

Actual FACT , Kim Rhode has 6 olympic medals in 6 games in Skeet Shooting

[@patrickturner2417]

Yeah, but López medals were all gold.

[@fearlessjoebanzai]

​@@patrickturner2417 *gold plated

[@SeuOu]

@@fearlessjoebanzai For real? All those millions spent on crappy opening shows, and they can't even afford like a 10-14kt medal or something?

[@peterharrell7305]

Heh skeet

[@landshark000068]

Yes, I'm a former Olympian watching you, 1992 Barcelona, rowing

[@dragineeztoo61]

I didn't watch any of the Olympics, so much of this went over my head.

[@gregmatz3693]

When are they going to have underwater lesbian basket weaving?

[@jayeclements6452]

Flower arranging and poetry writing USED to be Olympic competitions so I'm guessing 2032.

[@theuglybiker]

INTERPRETIVE underwater lesbian basket weaving

[@abcdefghij337]

Flower arranging used to be an Olympic sport? Oh … I’d love to see the winning displays.

[@jayeclements6452]

@@abcdefghij337 It was part of the art category - painting, sculpture, etc. Competitive painting survived until 1954! The categories were dropped because of concerns about professional artists participating. The Olympics always used to be about amateur sportspeople but these days it makes news if someone ISN'T a professional!

[@tonyste12]

Don't give them any ideas.....but underwater scissoring, maybe be something to see :)

[@persnikitty3570]

Paris medals are already rusting.

[@balghair1]

I heard the medals are tarnishing and falling apart already..

[@fearlessjoebanzai]

Maybe if every other athlete stopped putting them in their gob and biting them this wouldn't happen! Though it's probably because they wanted to make them biodegradable to fit in with their "green games" idea!

[@abigailfoster2467]

Probably papier-mâché. That’s French isn’t it?

[@wilburrrrr742]

I saw those divers when I was at the bar and pointed it out to everyone. (Long/Wang ) We thought it was a joke at first. Once we found out it was reality, we laughed even harder. 😂

[@kj7792]

Should have mistake the pole fault guy😂

[@rustyschimelpfening3899]

Seinfeld has a great silver medal joke

[@thomgizziz]

you mean the first loser joke? it is pretty mid.

[@Hat_Uncle]

"Why did they pick Him?" I can give you 420 reasons.... LOL

[@kj7792]

Anything he has to light😂 he'll be there

[@NightmareEpicenter]

10:20 Apparently, through some shenanigans, she signed off on herself.

[@abetterfuture4787]

Yes, I am an expert in Excel. Yes, I loathe Google Sheets.

[@hughbeein1265]

I've seen more of the Olympics in the memes than the actual games. WONDERFUL

[@sagethegreat4680]

The world ballroom dancing organization wanted ballroom dancing as an Olympic sport . The Olympics committee had a boomer moment and said they wanted something the young kids would be into and suggested break dancing. The world ballroom dancing org said ok but had no clue what to do , so they passed it another organization which also did ballroom dancing. That organization got in touch with Raygun cause she has a phd in break dancing . So her and her husband were pretty much put in charge of qualifyiers .

[@tommoore2012]

Seems like the Olympics keeps trying to add in events that don't qualify as athleticism. Ball room dancing is one of them.

[@kathleenschneider3498]

A PHD in breakdancing ? Is that real😮

[@sagethegreat4680]

@@kathleenschneider3498 more real than it should be 🤣

[@oscardog6719]

@@kathleenschneider3498her phd is in cultural studies, and her thesis was some long convoluted title that had the words break dancing in it. Embarrassed Aussie here😬🇦🇺

[@mosuke5123]

@@tommoore2012 So let me see your moves. Im sorry to BREAK it to you, but breakdancing is pretty close to gymnastics.

[@nekk-ra7080]

There's no such thing as being too Zeducated. The more, the merrier Tyler!

[@paindilla1834]

Thats true for FedEx as well. I worked the main hub in Memphis for 7-8 years. Basically Fragile means throw it harder. Lol

[@darfish1832]

The difference between ups and fedex - ups throws the package at the correct address. FedEx got me meeting neighbors a subdivision over searching for the doorstep in the “your package was delivered” picture.

[@paindilla1834]

@@darfish1832 😂😂😂

[@khatdubell]

2nd place just puts you at the head of the line marked "losers"

[@jayeclements6452]

5:55 The "first person ....to win gold in 5 Olympics" is not true. The person pictured is the Cuban wrestler, Mijain Lopez who is the first person to win 5 golds in 5 different Olympics AS AN INDIVIDUAL COMPETITOR. The first person to win 5 golds in 5 different Olympics was British rower Steven Redgrave as part of a team of 8 or 4 in the coxed 8s or 4s.

[@psmith2714]

I got your book yesterday. I finished it yesterday. That is a great book. You and Deev are such heroes

[@shovelgeorge8851]

You asked if there were any Olympians watching. Well here I am. Received a Bronze medal in the 1972 Break dancing event. I'm proud to have represented my country. Back then it was serious business, not like that meme break dancer girl. The I.B.D.U. (international Break Dancing Union) is so embarrassed over her performance.

[@foxbrianj]

Thank you for your service.

[@TheKuptis]

* cough * bs * cough * The Olympics never had break dancing before until this year. Also, breakdancing began in the 70s so it wouldn't have been an Olympic event that quickly.

[@johnpage7735]

Can't work out why we didn't win gold for break dancing.

[@4joygirl1]

Well no one could compete with the kangaroo girl! LMAO

[@kayellee7202]

Her husband wasn't the judge, like back in Australia.

[@johnpage7735]

​@@kayellee7202*Wife.

[@Tryp-j9d]

⁠​⁠@@kayellee7202NOT there either!

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

​@@johnpage7735Makes even more sense...

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

For anyone wondering about the guy in the first meme at the beginning, Anthony Ammirati. His vault was a bit shallow, so his upper thighs rubbed the bar as he went over, causing it to get wedged under his male bulge and be pulled down. He was thus disqualified after 3 failed attempts. He had no injuries, but attention got focused on his prominent package. No better way to lose a qualifier than one that is flattering as you fail.

[@kerim.peardon5551]

Heard an adult film company offered him a job before the Olympics was over.

[@mathewhale3581]

Was that in the men’s or women’s pole vault?

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

@@mathewhale3581 Lol Good one.

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

@@kerim.peardon5551 Well, not necessarily a job. I think it was a one-time sort of "event" thing. One 60 minute stream for a boatload of cash. I guess they were banking on everyone's curiosity to see what knocked the bar down.

[@dwightwest2885]

We needed this Zed!!

[@baileybrian9560]

at my job we once had a higher up manager send out an email telling our team how unprofessional it was that one of our teammates called his xbox club ClubWang and said it was gross and immature, and of course it was named by our Asian tester with the last name Wang lol

[@SerpentLord]

French pole vaulter's lesson learned: keep your weapon holstered!

[@VashStarwind]

Fun fact. Noop Dogg, is actually a murrderer. Got off in court. Not many people know that but its true.

[@jend331]

Murrder was the case that they gave him 😎😝

[@RaiderNation816]

Not guilty

[@Josh-b3c]

And then later on he made commercials with Martha Stewart

[@rebirth_mishap]

@@RaiderNation816 doesn't mean innocent

[@LevendiMegalos]

Who is Noop Dogg?

[@ermagerdmuffins]

That woman trained for SIXTEEN YEARS, and that’s the best she could give us.

[@TnT_F0X]

Just because the person doing the activity is in shape... doesn't mean it's not silly.

[@916rxyrox]

Tyler: The phenomenon of "second place" is real, and pretty much for the reasons you stated. I have experienced it. It is 100% true.

[@ryansnustad9133]

I'll tell you one thing Zed..! We lived in Moorhead in all of the 80's and everyone could break dance. We had feuds with Vietnamese and Mexican kids. We were in our single digits, it didn't matter. Because my grandpa was cool, he didn't offer it to us, he just wanted to hear that we made it cooler than. So, he worked he worked at nodak and was getting more cardboard than they could get rid of. He brings it home. Mid 80's mind you. He brought tape and taught my bro and me how to set it all up so it was portable. We were like 7&8 years old. It was Not like fight club, but go down to the park? Hell yeah. 8'x8', thick cardboard. It was like trailer park gymnastics. We be doing handstands, backspins, forward and back flips, even the worm. It was fun. Put your elbow in your chest, spin on both your hands, then you do that laydown, like chick did at the olympics. It brought back good memories. But oh my fook... That wasn't breaking. Embarrassing is more like it. Floor exercise like Will Ferrell in old school. A baton with a ribbon.

[@rockstar377]

With walking, you always have to have one foot on the ground vs with running you can run like normal

[@derkrathzuroth8495]

The casual manner of that Turkish man just screams that he only participated in the event because his parents told him to so he did the bare minimum to get them off his back.

[@debramoore1428]

Walk like an Egypian to the doughnut shop. AAOH AAOH.

[@steventhomas8514]

Everyone mocking insane opening ceremony. People the next Olympics is in L.A.

[@bruceh4180]

👀

[@JupiterGamingEX]

The next WINTER Olympics is in Milan...

[@steventhomas8514]

@@JupiterGamingEX was my first thought to until I read into it and it was a twin city vote which made sense logistically when i researched more into it

[@Kek-fn1jh]

I am feeling so hopeful right now! The amount of Australians commenting gives me great joy! In a country where we rely on the American elections for how our life will be in the next 4 years, it’s comforting to know there are many Aussie conservatives wide awake to the BS. My fellow Americans, Australia is not the country you imagine it to be, we are without a doubt THE wokest country in the world, lead by a communist socialist regime. We are worse than Canada & the UK combined. You have immigrants flowing over the southern boarder? We have them fly in legally and then be given a big fat cheque along with housing, cars, and a job. When you step into Melbourne airport now it’s like stepping into New Delhi or Mumbai, maybe even Dubai depends on the day. But it’s definitely not the carefree country you believe it be. Is white folk are meant to hide and not be listened too

[@armyrabb1]

Speed walking-one foot must remain in contact with the ground. If both feet leave the ground, it’s running.

[@VV01f13]

That pole vault though 👀 They need a "knock off the pole with your fun rod" event NOW!

[@brassmonkey7566]

I missed all of it.......😅😅😅😅didn't miss a damn thing....😅😅😅

[@mattgilbert5850]

The Raygun thing made me want to see what the Olympics was about.

[@BigggRoss]

The way they started Caitlyn Jenner would have been a better rep than Snoop was

[@matthewgilfus1640]

To be fair, Caitlyn is extremely based about the trans stuff. She decided for herself in middle age and paid for it all herself. She's against kids being prodded into it by adults and is against health insurance paying for it admitting it's ALL cosmetic.

[@kj7792]

First ever to take enhancing drugs😂

[@michaelpaulholmes9667]

"No offense to her, but it's clownish that you were allowed to be in the olympics". Oh, no offense taken. lol

[@mikehannigan848]

Australia, "you're our only help get out there and do your best" Rachel Gunn ,"Hold my giant Aussie BEER and prepare me the most awesome nickname!"

[@brantrice7915]

I lost my ass in this one, my neighbor is wondering what I'm laughing about!

[@moonscar119]

10:05 meghan missed tyler calling "champ" "camp"

[@PeteHemdem]

Snopp Dog was rockin' a bigass joint there!

[@NunyaNomi]

Let’s swap Olympic break dancing for Olympic meme races

[@leejohnson2024]

the pole vaulter in an interview afterwards he said "it was a BIG disapointment" lmfao

[@cephasmartin8593]

It was okay until Snoop Dogg tried to smoke the Olympic Torch, but you do have to admit that it does look like a giant doobie.

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

He did seem suspiciously more stoned than usual, at least to me...

[@athel10]

Great episode, Tyler !!!!!! Thank you sooo much !!!!!!!!

[@Jay-ln1co]

Anything that needs judges to score your performance shouldn't be an Olympic sport. They need to be objective competitions of who's the fastes, throws or jumps the furthest, scores the most goals, etc. Everything else needs to go. And even then I won't watch it or give a damn. Thanks you for coming to my TED Talk.

[@dnagpal]

Anything where two different people can give different scores cannot be a sport, period. Sports should be completely objectively scored.

[@bjbrown]

If I run faster than you and 25 others then I win. If you flop around like a beached fish we need a debate.

[@maryjane4432]

4:12 he got paid $500k daily to be there