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[@Aaron25thinfantry]

Kelly and Jr on a Podcast is pure gold

[@ethan_benfield]

I think Mike and Kelley should take turns co-hosting. Both are great and it keeps things fresh.

[@IRLangmaid25]

Oh and not forgetting Amy as well especially she debunks 'Ralph's' side of the story

[@danielslover8669]

I love all of your shows, but this one absolutely cracked me up! Kelly saying she has done a “Dutch oven” and your response is priceless!

[@artnascar9748]

Kelly is great on the podcast. 😁✌️🇺🇸

[@StickA-yd4fp]

I've never felt more connected with the Earnhardt family.

[@terrygardner7092]

Love Kelly. So down to earth. Just one of the guys.

[@teresagoodwin7458]

Thanks for sharing the LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣 PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@onionhead5780]

Okay. This is my new favorite podcast segment. 😂

[@terricarle5903]

OMG!! I am crying so hard from laughing!

[@DDD-us6uu]

Wow, thought just my guys and I had these conversations, this is awesome, so funny, another one is do birds squint when flying in rain?

[@arthurwilson4124]

Dale I really enjoy your podcast. You always have very interestiing and informative guest. I do have a request for a future guest or guests I should say, You and your dad have always been my favorite drivers but next to you two I have always liked Tony Stewart and I know you have had him on before and that was great. But my request is to have him along with his beautiful and talented wife Leah Pruett. NHRA is another racing form that I have come to enjoy as well. I think that would be a great duo and I am sure it would inform your listeners to a lot of information about Tony and Leah that they are not aware of. At the moment I am writing this Leah is points leader for Top Fuel dragster in the NHRA, Hope you will consider this request and love your show. Art from Celebration Florida.

[@jeffreid7272]

Mom always said I'd learn something new everyday.... LOL

[@LeosNotFaking]

In all my 32 years I’ve NEVER known you can catch a fart 😂

[@NASCARLIVE88]

You can walk into them. My husband would walk ahead of me in the store, fart and I would walk into it. Silent but deadly.

[@scylentdeth3198]

I’ll never apologize for a fart…especially if I’m worth what Jr is😂

[@danhiggins7798]

This is probably your funniest segment. I laughed hard at the show when you had the fart machine too. I still think farts are funny especially when they are toxic.

[@gordonrhodes6082]

Omg Dale that’s funny!!! My wife thinks the same thing, that you should go the the bathroom to fart. Lol. You all made my day

[@skibik64]

I have never heard that you could catch a fart, cup of cheese, that is a new one for me and been around for 59 years. You mention catching them, how about lighting them on fire? I would also much rather put up with a fart than bad breath. Certainly am not going to hold farts, don't want them backing up and fogging the brain. Thank you so much for making laugh so hard today.

[@damndog8474]

Damn it Dale I love and fear how much I relate. Fart talk lol and yes, I’ll smell a fresh fart before some dank breath

[@teresagoodwin7458]

This is absolutely HILARIOUS AND HYSTERICALLY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SINCE IT'S YOUR PODCAST DALE AND KELLEY, I'LL TELL ON MYSELF FOR 2 SEPARATE TIMES. ONE TIME I WAS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING AND OUR 12 YEAR OLD AFTER I FARTED,BLESS THIS SWEET CHILD'S INNOCENCE. SHE HAPPENED TO HEAR IT EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T VERY LOUD AND SHE WAS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF. SHE SAID, YOU MEAN YOU FART!!! I SAID TES BABY FROM TIME TO TIME EVERYONE FARTS INCLUDING ME. SHE JUST COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT I FARTED. THE OTHER TIME I WAS IN BED AND I HAD PASSED A QUIET FART AND I REALIZED I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. WHEN MY NOW LATE HUSBAND GOT IN BED IN THE WINTER TIME, HE WOULD PUT HIS HEAD UNDER THE COVERS FOR 5-10 MINUTES IF I WASN'T IN BED TO SNUGGLE NEXT TO IN ORDER TO GET WARM, WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE SAID BABYDOLL YOU NEED TO CHANGE THESE SHEETS, THEY'VE NEVER SMELLED LIKE THIS AND I TOLD HIM I WAS SORRY BUT I HAD FARTED. HE WAS APOLOGIZING LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID HE'D HURT MY FEELINGS BUT OF COURSE,I THOUGHT IT WAS HYSTERICALLY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ACCIDENTAL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN HEAVEN NOW,I MAY AS WELL TELL ONE ON HIM. HE GOT OUT OF BED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM JUST TO TINKLE BUT EACH STEP HE TOOK,HE FARTED. I WAS IN BED GIGGLING UNCONTROLLABLY AND WHILE HE WAS IN OUR BATHROOM, HE HEARD ME AND TOLD ME TO STOP OR HUSH AND HE STARTED LAUGHING TOO. IT TOOK A FEW HOURS BEFORE WE STOPPED LAUGHING TO WHERE WE WERE FINALLY ABLE TO GO TO SLEEP. OUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS 3 OR 4 SHE WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR UNDER A THROW AND SHE ASKED HER DADDY TO GET DOWN THERE WITH HER AND IT WAS ON THE CHILLY SIDE AND HE PUT HIS HEAD UNDER THE COVERS TO GET WARMER AND SHE FARTED AND IT REALLY SMELLED AWFUL AND HE CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE COVERS QUICKLY AND GOT UP TO SIT BACK IN HIS CHAIR AND WAS COUGHING AND TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH AND OUR DAUGHTER EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS YOUNG ,I DON'T THINK SHE WAS 4 YET BUT SHE WAS STILL ON THE FLOOR GIGGLING LIKE CRAZY BECAUSE SHE HAD GOTTEN HER DADDY. HOW SHE KNEW TO DO THAT STILL PUZZLES ME TO THIS DAY.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 FUNNY MEMORIES OF HAPPY SILLY TIMES🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@comporangegt]

I could not handle having bad breath all of the time. On the other hand you should never trust a fart, LOL!

[@pdab4372]

This reminded me about being on a guys trip and one of my buddies farting it the intake of another buddy's CPAP while he was sleeping! He awoke almost instantly, coughing and spitting everywhere. He said that he had the awfulest taste his mouth. We were all crying from laughing so hard!

[@erict.9115]

Here on the west coast it was called a buttercup. Cup of cheese is a good name for it too. Love the shows thank yall

[@kylewagoner]

This is a very Good Mythical Morning kind of segment and it makes me realize it's just a very southern kind of segment lol. Very matter-of-fact discussion about farting.

[@lexedwards3576]

Let it go is my opinion... Just be careful! 😂

[@BuntAsHell]

How in the hell did lighting farts not come up?

[@jevans4379]

I love it when Kelly is on this show.

[@ItzMzJulez2U]

‘Burp loud’-Me and ‘Fart proudly’-Ben Franklin 🤣😆

[@oneworldonegoal17]

Catching this months later (due to an unusual Coffee with Kenny post ; ) It's still hysterical again - ya'll are funny Junebug and Kelley steals the show 👀 😂 🎉 Martha in Miami : )

[@NASCARLIVE88]

Speaking as a nurse "THRER IS MORE ROOM OUT THAN IN, YOU HAVE TO EQUALIZE THE PRESSURE". That includes burps.

[@bodymanflan]

Things I learned about the Earnhardt siblings today. Dale Farts and Kelley Toots.

[@joycesager1864]

Love Dale and Kelly,, they are amazing

[@vanessapanek9959]

You know what the cover game is ? You pull the covers over your head the one who pulls their head up loses 😂

[@randybass6679]

Lol, now this is a fine family of folks right here lol

[@the_keen_edge]

Cup a fart! We used to play it when we were kid's back in the 80's.

[@rickcaposell]

We called it a fart grenade……we would fart in your hand and go up to someone and yell fart grenade BANG lmao 😂

[@hawghead4596]

Better out and bear the shame than keep it in and bear the pain.

[@3wheelmaniac]

Sounds like you all need Glade as a sponsor!

[@Wildman9]

Then it will smell like someone farted in the pine Forrest .lol. Good one.

[@ljpeach5093]

Better to fart and bare the shame than not to fart and bare the pain, my daddy used to say when mamma used to be pitching a fit at him for farting around her. 😂

[@robertirwin8892]

@ljpeach5093, I had a great Aunt that used to almost the same saying, only she said pass gas instead of fart or burb as the case may be.

[@mitchellpolly1]

This show has sunk to a new low. I love it. Wonder what SR would think.

[@alphasig218]

Next time need to have a counter for the use of word Fart like South Park did for a curse word. LOL

[@pilotdrew85]

you just can't beat this content 😀

[@travisstoneking4049]

We used to light our farts when we was younger now that’s fun lol.

[@kristenwhite2701]

“Let’s define normal”. Good sibling relationship when you discuss farts vs chronic bad breath.

[@chrisw443]

I had a teacher's aid who had terrible breath. Just horrid, and no one would say anything, and any time i needed help or was struggling she would come kneel right by your shoulder, her mouth right at nose level to look at your paper and help, and omg. So I was all off putting kinda but just like holding my breath, going yep yep, tyring to lean away. What does that put off if YOU DONT KNOW your breath stinks? That you just dont like that person, that your being rude. All the students did this too, we're like 11 or 12 and we just don't have the heart to say anything. Finally on the last day of school I let out a sigh, and she is in the back of the room and says I know everyone is rid of me finally. I turned around and said, ma'm with all due respect, you are an amazing teachers aid and super nice, but your breath really stinks. I am so sorry you thought I didn't like you. The class was after lunch. She brushed her teeth after lunch from then on and never had an issue, she thanked me profusely later on. So no, I cant do bad breath!

[@mikeanderson7165]

I agree 100%let it out 😂😂😂

[@JSkunk3223]

I love a good fart!!! I’ve been named skunk for 40 yrs love this

[@williammoore9856]

This episode reminded me of the fan reaction to joe dirt and the meteor / sister story lol

[@davidpinnix7446]

This was a scream! Better out than In.thanks for the video

[@fredrjohns]

To funny .. my friend (who recently passed away) use to bottle his farts and days later could share with us .. stinky fun 😂 and bad breathe smells worse than farts 😊 thanks for laughs

[@RA-zl6iw]

A fart is a turd honking for right-of-way.

[@biglouie9547]

Farting is a competition at our house 😂😊

[@vanessapanek9959]

This is slumber party games😂

[@vanessapanek9959]

Don’t want to do the laundry today well there’s one way to get back at you and I go to jail😂

[@dianeloftus2021]

My grandma always said, "There's always more room out than in"

[@sethemmit1627]

Catch a fart in a medicine bottle, It'll keep for a minute.

[@burtbrooks7731]

Kelly is my favorite. She reminds me of my sister.

[@HarryCane305]

I've gotten sharp pains in my chest from holding in farts. actually went to the ER. given gasx... lol.

[@joeplem5329]

This type of conversation makes me want to work at jr. Motorsports lol. I bet Dale and Kelly are the coolest bosses ever, no wonder Justin doesn't want to leave the 7 car!!!

[@vanessapanek9959]

You never know when your going to shat yourself 😂

[@juniorsutton8798]

So Dale Jr are you on teach the girls about a cup of cheese lol 😂

[@harveynailbanger]

The avg person farts 14 times a day. I had this same conversation with my wife , we raised 4 boys so you can imagine this was a favorite conversation when they were growing up. Lol. Farts are always funny with kids...

[@beckyumphrey2626]

My friend went to the ER from crotch burns from lighting a huge fart!!!!

[@paulschrein8262]

Farting in the hand is called a Palm Bomb.

[@rayswanson986]

If you hold in your fart it will travel up your spinal cord and give you crappy ideas.😂 Don't hold them in..

[@maverick3092]

Holding a fart is like holding a hand over the tail pipe of your truck or car, it will die.😁

[@christopher9076]

If you love something you have to set it free, including farts.

[@happyhippie2837]

I should start sending Dale some zip locked farts in the mail for his official opinion,LOL... No wet ones though,hahahaha

[@Jay-fb2lv]

Im 40 years old and still laugh at farts 😂

[@billbaber6653]

Some real stuff what your dad would say? Good stuff!

[@428eliminator3]

Holding in Farts is where all Crappy ideas start!!!

[@schoat333]

My wife is exactly like Amy. She refuses to fart and somehow holds them in all day. My kids do rat her out though. They say she does fart when I am not around. 🤣

[@ernielansford8710]

When we hold in a fart it eventually goes to the brain which causes stinking thinking. 😊😜

[@donrahmer]

I wish Amy would call in on these shows

[@scottwhitmer2034]

Worked with a guy that didn't believe you could light a fart!

[@paulschrein8262]

Gotta let that wind blow free!!

[@mariposamichelleable]

We need LW and Amy to respond😊

[@markbulva4188]

I’ve never laughed at bad breath lol.

[@shawnbuckendahl1968]

When you hold a fart in, it can travel up your spine into your head. And that's where 💩 ideas come from.

[@brianbrink1421]

Have u ever lit ur fart. A friend of mine did and almost caught his underwear on fire. It was hilarious!!!!!

[@BanditVanWoert]

Fart: Capt. Turd Firing off Warning Shots!!!!

[@artsgirl]

Ever set a fart on fire???😂😂😂

[@stellingbanjodude]

My grandpa used to say there was more room in his britches than in his belly when he would rip one.

[@alicebrokman2863]

Farts what are you eating. Too much beer? Beans?

[@johnmurray1525]

Dale, you forgot to talk about lighting farts!

[@sbishopvt4650]

The left side thing is cause it keeps stomach lower, good knowledge for side sleepers with acid reflux issues.

[@vanessapanek9959]

When you get mad at your partner, it works😂

[@CrazyCanuck23]

I think the wife Union has all come to census that farts are not exceptable! My wife is the same. If your wife yells you she has not farted she has to be lying!

[@jimolin8092]

Have you ever had to sneeze while you were racing like in a pack at Daytona or Talladega ? ....I know sprint car racers have said they have had to sneeze while racing and it's a pretty scary experience

[@alan-kb4ji]

LOL My Step Brother and I would fart in a jar and close the lid for weeks, One day we told my sister to smell this It smells like lemons, Long story short my Dad whooped our butt's 🤣😂🤣and that was in the 70's yes it has been going on for decades! 🤣🤣

[@tjb3454555150]

Cup o Cheese also called a Buttercup.

[@tombrown1928]

Why cant there be full episodes, all the other dirty mo shows are, i wanna hear how pissed amy was and see the reaction

[@FredErickinNashville]

Amy locked in there with all those farts with those sealed baseboards Dale got.

[@sparkie4510]

Mythbusters prooved it to be true you can catch farts.

[@robertirwin8892]

I like how Dale said he wished Amy were there, when they were talking about farting, I would love to hear what Amy has to say on thar subject.

[@Tobaccovillan]

A fart is temporary. Bad breath is forever.

[@tnheritage6218]

You all are crazy 🤣😂

[@themoo908]

This episode should have been called Earnfarts

[@bobbydevine2154]

I farted while watching this LOL

[@murphychris9811]

let the farts out put that on a t shirt

[@RichardWard-c7e]

If you hold in a fart it will creep up your spine...and that's where shity ideas come from 😂😂😂