You Might Be an Artillerist | Artficer Subclass Guide for DND 5e

[@ZpEB2741]

Blud forgot the best flavor infusion for artillerist: Repeating Shot, the definition of "I have 54 more rounds in this 4-round magazine"

[@FarothFuin]

Me playing fallout 76 with my western revolver with quad legendary effect: 24 shots on the 6 bullet barrel

[@beanbeanson9356]

Hate to be that guy but... repeating shot is absolutely wasted on artillerists. You don't get multi attack and all your attacks are spell attacks, not weapon attacks. The main advantage of repeating shot is that it lets you ignore the loading property of crossbows or firearms. Doesn't do anything for spell attacks tho. Enhanced arcane focus is the infusion you want to get for this subclass. Artillerist is a spell slinging subclass, despite what the name suggests.

[@FarothFuin]

@@beanbeanson9356 hate to be that guy that reminds you that the infusions dont need to be for you, you can mke the repeating crossbow and handle it to the fighter, now he have a magic-damage machinegun Is a group game, after all

[@RavenCloak13]

​@@beanbeanson9356 So your a selfish player I see.

[@sexmansex4776]

17 shots no 38

[@bigcdo1498]

Fighter: Alright fellas where do your powers come from? Wizard: Years of studying. Sorcerer: My mom f%cked a dragon. Bard: Being so devilously handsome and incredible music skills. Paladin: My scared oath. Cleric: My devotion to my god. Druid & Ranger: I love nature. Warlock: Making a deal with an otherworldly being. Artillerist Artificer: The 2nd Amendment. Everyone: 👀

[@SimplexStorm]

HELL YEAH

[@mikerophone13]

Barbarian: RAAAAAAAAAAGE

[@Salad_Propaganda]

artillerist: well, i kinda made this funky thing when i was high, and now i can blow up kobolds

[@Volvith]

>Group of bandits preparing to raid a defenseless town. >Artillerist shows up. >Bandits hideout dug into large hill. _>Artillerist removes the hill._ God, i love this broken ass class. It's the perfect amount of busted to ensure hilarious shenanigans. Also, isn't the Artillerist technically just a Cleric/Warlock, except they devoted themselves to one of the Founding Fathers?

[@LucanVaris]

Alchemist: "I like to cook."

[@marcobassani6278]

Hear me out... tortle artillerist with two cannons on his back, Blastoise

[@activekiwi1221]

That's... genius...

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

I like your thinking 👌

[@Ratguycantcount]

That’s been a meme since the class came out, don’t act like you came up with it

[@xXDisturbed89Xx]

15lvl artificer, 5lvl wizard for Tidal Wave

[@phillipmccollam7554]

"We just brought an RPG to RPG..." well done.

[@charrleschervanik3632]

Had a new player play an artilerist artificer as their first character. A preface, artificer is the "make everything a nail when you have a hammer" Bandits were in a room. There was a Guy was in a straight line behind the door. Players knew he was in there. I'm a rule of cool dm. Cue artilerist "I mount my arti cannon right in front of the door, and fire at the door. Im trying to hit someone with the door, so Im going to use the force damage setting" "Roll a d6 for me. On a 1 to 3 the door splinters, on a 4 to 6 the door flies off the hinges and possibly hits the guy behind it." He rolled a 6. Proceeded to send a heavy oak door careening at the poor sad sack of crap behind it. I gave the bandit a dex save which he failed with like. A 3. I let it be an insta kill just to see how he would describe it. All he said Was "Knock Knock MoFucka." I got to describe how a door could theoretically split someone in twain.

[@joaodias8382]

Damn you're a cool dm

[@Exaldear]

Have you seen the Mythbusters power sled where they atomized the car? The bandit is the car, the door is the Mach speed sled.

[@yamata2001]

"Half spider half horse abomination that will forever haunt my nightmares." Thanks for also haunting my nightmares with that image.

[@marcusblacknell-andrews1783]

Not to mention, My nightmares as well!

[@casbot71]

This was going to be my last video of the night at 1am.... I'm now going to watch American politics and maybe argue in the comments section to try and take my mind off of that before I sleep.

[@couchcommander5280]

I play bloodborne, I'm used to it

[@InquisitorThomas]

A point if your DM doesn’t allow you to play an artillerist because it doesn’t fit their world: An artillerist is essentially just a specialized Wand crafter, the game has magic items like wands of fireball or magic missile then an artillerist can fit.

[@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר]

Now we only need a video about the alchemist in order to complete the Artficer subclasses.

[@semda9245]

The fact you find a picture that fits every topic must take quite the effort. I must say, it is very pleasing to watch with that classic ymbaDND ethusiasm and humor!

[@rcschmidt668]

“We just brought an RPG to our RPG.” Poetry, sheer poetry! 😂

[@bthsr7113]

Tendency to make chemical projectile propellant aside, Artificer is a class built around creating and using magic items. They absolutely fit into D&D. And if you're going to point at intricate mechanisms as too advanced, I'm going to point to high level dungeon traps and even massive sprawling mechanisms like the interlocking rotating room puzzles in Tomb of Annihilation. D&D has magical airships, animated armors, biopunk starships, and more. Artificers belong.

[@Cassapphic]

Like some people do make homebrew settings that are more low fantasy and aritificer would break the tone, but online discourse acts like this is way more common than it is, while most games aren't quite xenoblade chronicles or final fantasy, they are closer to that than early medieval history, we had guns in the renaissamce artificer (and guns) fit.

[@NicoleTheDodo]

Granted I haven't played DnD a lot so don't know much, but I'm just thinking that at least in BG3 they have bombs that can be thrown and barrels of not quite gunpowder, (granted I don't know if that was just for the game or if it's in DnD too) but I my head that should make at least rudimentary firearms possible

[@Telleryn]

Absolutely, the subclass may refer to cannons and arcane firearms but the cannon is just a better version of the Tiny Servant spell with the summon having some effects just slightly better than cantrips and the Arcane Firearm is just a fancy wand, literally just a class-specific a spellcasting focus, it can't fire projectiles

[@MrAbelbaba]

@@Cassapphic Even in low fantasy guns should be allowed at some point. In real history guns and plate armour shared the battlefield for a few hundred years.

[@Chucklebot_]

Quick tip about Spell Storing item: An Artillerist can do the following with this feature because Artificers can make any item that can be used as an arcane focus a spell storing item. Why this matters is because ANY infused item in an Artificer's hands is an Arcane Focus. Because of this rule, the following options are possible: Improved arcane focus of scorching ray/ shatter. Enjoy your new ray gun/ grenade launcher! Cloak of elvenkind with invisibility: You now have an invisibility cloak! Boots of elvenkind with invisibility: Click your heels and turn invisible with the benefit of having muffled footsteps! Homunculus servant with scorching ray/ shatter/ Thunderwave: Enjoy your own personal attack drone that can fire powerful attack spells on your bonus action! Bag of holding with catapult: Launch your stored items out with impressive force! Homunculus servant of cure wounds: MEDIC! Homunculus servant of Vortex Warp: Pocket Teleporter! Arcane focus of heat metal: Probably the best debuff spell in the game. Try it out! This becomes even more fun if your DM allows you to use extra charges to upcast. Either way, have fun with this info fellow gremlins! P.s.( Make LOTS of wands of magic missiles for your party. They are only uncommon, and are therefore easy for an Artificer to make. Keep in mind that your homunculus servant may be able to use these wands as well. Javelins of lightning are also uncommon. Allow your party fighter to cosplay as Zeus!)

[@Comicsluvr]

Our party is such that everyone can use Javelins so my Battle Smith made the Jav of Lightning, one per party member. We caught an enemy horde in a narrow canyon and their boss laughed as we readied our javelins. Smoked like 80% of them round 1!

[@Exaldear]

I'm just picturing loading magic missile wants like shotgun slugs into your wooden carved boomstick.

[@KnicKnac]

Artillerist is Mister Torgue. EXPLOSIONS? They'd make a gun that shoots exploding swords. Sword-spolsion I give my party the infusions as an armorer. I'm playing a goblin artificer

[@NordsternLP]

“Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl”

[@voicetest6019]

Level 12 Artillerist Artificer: Infusions: • Boots of Flight - (basically, as much flight as you need in short bursts, because if you use it for its minimum duration 1 minute intervals, you're dashing 600ft per use, and get between 120 and 240 uses a day.) • Cloak of Protection - +1 AC, +1 all saving throws • Spell Refueling Ring. - Restore up to one 3rd level slot per day. • Homonculus - (Flying Small Creature) Holding a rock as the spell storing item with 8-10 uses of Invisibility. The Homonculus has 30ft fly speed and moves on its own, and automatically takes the dodge action. If you see a fight coming, pop the cannon and order the homonculus to pick up the cannon(free item interaction) and use the spell storing item to go invisible, then fly up into the sky. Items of importance: • Staff of Adornment - Stores three items in its tip. Could do better with the Artificer exclusive Multi-tool with +1, but that doesn't technically work with arcane firearm, but this way I can throw a potion or magical tinkering item(s) in the tip of the staff until I need it. • +1 Half-Plate • Alchemy Jug: This used to be an infusion, but it proved so much fun to the party that the DM added a side quest for us to get one. Congrats, your eldritch cannon is now invisible and has a 30 ft fly speed *that won't be broken when the cannon attacks,* since the invisibility spell is on the *homonculus* not the eldritch cannon. Also the Homonculus can move for free and just takes the dodge action unless it needs to cast invisibility again.

[@FarothFuin]

How to fit artificer into medieval setting? Say is a magical blacksmith, you didnt use modern weapons, you use magical dust that goes boom, just like wizard make fireballs and have a staff that do it, you have a stick that do the same

[@toccik_MX]

who said I need gunpowder to make a rifle *laughs in plasma rifle and laser rifle*

[@chronicler22]

I hear Tchiakovsky 1812 - Overture and my brain immediately remembers the same joke in Crap Guide to Artificer... i'm gonna miss the silly man

[@dragonknight8020]

You and me both man, you and me both

[@rand0mtopg62]

This man is a living breathing, eccentric and funny dnd book

[@marcusblacknell-andrews1783]

I can’t think of a better subclass for the Izzet League of Ravnica. In fact, All artificer subclasses are perfect for this Guild.

[@JaeSM97]

I'm not sure which sounds more fun; roving sentry guns that blast your enemies while you sit back and relax- or having them mounted on your shoulders so you can blast them with a shoulder cannon as you run around like a mad-man.

[@jonathanrich9281]

Superior option is clearly having two shoulder-mounted cannons and the Winged Boots, but using thrusters instead of wings. And then you’ve got your Arcane Firearm in your hand for firing spells. Grab a single level in Wizard for Magic Missile and now you’ve got blasts for days.

[@rcschmidt668]

Unless they have full cover. Then send one left, one right, and you go up the middle. 😂

[@Wildgamer-hs9xt]

Thx for coverin my 2nd favorite class! Love ur videos man

[@youmightbeadnd]

Glad you enjoy it!

[@generalrendar7290]

Did anyone else just start giggling at bippity boppity BOOM?

[@mikkel6938]

For me it cracked me up when the explosion was cut off frame perfect by an ad, and then again after the madagascar penguins staring at the door. I'm dying

[@andrewdowns3673]

One thing that'd allow a DM to permit the Artillerist is to just reflavor the Eldritch cannon as a wizards wand. Cause I mean heck, Artificers at their core are just magic item crafters and even in a high fantasy setting someone's gotta be making those wizard wands.

[@mujicama]

I play a lvl 6 Forest Gnome Artillerist and I LOVE IT! My dude renders the fat from animal products to fuel his fire-based attacks. He's always walking around with pocket bacon and once created a bomb using a whole roasted pig.😂

[@NasirStewart-e4w]

Classes and subclasses like these make me wander if there is any way to replicate them through multiclass combinations

[@alexlathrop1462]

I added the Artillerist Artificer to a Storm Herald Barbarian Tortle and it was AWESOME!!!! The fact that I got to add my Con Mod to my base 17AC, I was already rocking with some amazing AC that no one could touch me, and if they ever did, I could cheese them with Shield to make it a miss. But I would ABUSE the cannon when fighting up close~!!!! I flavored it to which it was riding on my back, over my shoulder like a Blastoise to fire off the blasts till I got up close and personal. Then swap it for the Flamethrower for all the extra damage as I rage and destroy them with my Maul. But the Protector was truly amazing cause of the d8+INT Temp HP. At max, I'd have 11, but while raging that was practically 22, meaning I would be needing a lot of hits or getting some major damage on their hits to break that, only for it to return the next Bonus Action~. DM had to have the foes actually attack the cannon, or try to, before they got to me. And I made sure to make that *VERY* hard for them to do so

[@punkyt1234]

I'm currently playing as one of this in my campaigns. It's easy to digest, and I'm almost Level 10.

[@crookedfang1534]

Great to see you post again, glad I found your vids. The first I watched was eldritch knight.

[@joshsmith8475]

Another amazing video! I can tell these take a lot of work, and they are always hilarious. Keep up the good work! I can't wait for the next video!

[@brucewatkinson5254]

Looking at this class and what you're capable of crafting/upgrading, I immediately think of the rooftop shootout scene from 'The Naked Gun 2 1/2', where the gag of that set piece is the character Det. Nordberg turned his Desert Eagle into a M60 to a mounted turret to an artillery cannon in a matter of seconds.

[@johncooper6481]

Nordberg was definitely a certified killer.

[@syrupchugger421]

I didn't realize how cool they were until now. Thanks for th video!

[@Siegsoul]

I want you to notice it counts as half cover even when your holding it goblin tank assemble

[@Janky03]

You somehow make me want to play the sub-classes I founded uninteresting when I read them.

[@bodenking]

I believe that’s the power of enthusiasm

[@Manfromthelandofsmiles]

Hello sir long time listener right here I love your videos please keep doing them do as many and all subclasses as you can because this is helping me a lot to introduce d&d to a lot of friends

[@theuncalledfor]

My artillerist is a bio-tinker who crafts items out of living seafood. Every contraption is some kind of fish or other sea creature with various modifications.

[@Comicsluvr]

I would go full-Cthuhlu on this idea! Brilliant!

[@IAMSTUPAAD]

Quick suggestion for anyone , I had a character who’s eldritch canon was a bunch of tattoos he had that turn into fire spirit when they leave him , reflavouring is really fun with artificer

[@travishollingsworth378]

Oddly enough I was looking for this video earlier today and thought "it be nice if he covered artillerist too, oh well"

[@Man-with-a-plan-c7u]

Listen. I'm an Artificer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is a Half Gnome Half Giant, cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of race. I solve practical problems.

[@yohumanfrisk]

Great video to have uploaded on one's birthday tbh.

[@youmightbeadnd]

Happy birthday!

[@yohumanfrisk]

@@youmightbeadnd Happy birthday! :D

[@nanashikage74]

holy shit i just found this channel thru your artificer video

[@musicmonster6999]

You gotta do Zealot Barbarians!! I love all your videos either way though!

[@crlkrlf4718]

I have been playing one and yes. I do need more boom.

[@sullivantwiss1954]

Nice. Hope to see a Minotaur character race short

[@PaintballaJkilla]

My fav artificer class. Have an tiefling artillerist Artificer/Clockwork soul sorcerer. She does work with her turret. I wish protector leveled up to 2d8 temp hp though at 9th when the other forms do.

[@tom23421]

I thought that was inplied. What do the rules say exactly?

[@PaintballaJkilla]

@@tom23421 the lvl 9 feature only includes the damage on the turrets, not the healing. Every eldritch cannon you create is more destructive: -The cannon’s damage rolls all increase by 1d8. -As an action, you can command the cannon to detonate if you are within 60 feet of it. Doing so destroys the cannon and forces each creature within 20 feet of it to make a Dexterity saving throw against your spell save DC, taking 3d8 force damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one.

[@WarWolf926]

The glass cannon emphasis on the canon

[@TheNinjaJesusRises]

The healing one has been referred to as "the funfetti gun" at many a table I've sat at.

[@SimplexStorm]

The Revolver Ocelot cameo was appreciated lol

[@Cleric0Youth]

Wait till you meet my Artillerist Valor Bard multiclass with bagpipes nicknamed “the Deafener”

[@dreadx1478]

My DM approved me for echo knight fighter throwing it on a half orc thanks YMBA

[@youmightbeadnd]

Dope!

[@martinpat94]

Some of the most fun I’ve had has been as one of these. Was playing with a warlock with both of us with spellsniper so from just an insane range the enemy could only move like 5ft toward us by the end of our turns. Then when we were inside we had to get creative and dm let me make holy water bombs with holy water and Magnesium, was nice little thing to use against the demons we were fighting

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Level 5. Catapult 9 oil vials in a mesh bag. Oil be free from alchemist jug. With plus 1d8. Step 2.. boom. extra burn damage. Bag of Flour also works.. Alt. Catapult a net or poison for restrained/incapacitated, then force damage. 3 levels in rogue assassin and its all max damage crits

[@zachbahamutson5477]

My problem with artificer is the fact that people cannot imagine it as anything else other than a steampunk mad scientist. It just gets exacerbating after a while because people are always trying draw inspiration from steampunk when they could draw inspiration from more High fantasy like a blacksmith forges magical items, a painter who mixes magic into his paint to give it different effects, or any form of Craftsman who carves runes into their crafts to give them life.

[@theuncalledfor]

Or a bio-tinker who uses magic to shape biological organisms into magical contraptions. What if the Cloak of the Manta Ray was a literal manta ray?

[@toccik_MX]

So my artificer is special since he is basically an archmage of the Mars mechanicum from WH40K

[@Staff7]

ya they should think of people like Celebrimbor .

[@retexcrafted]

I was not expecting the skylanders cannon to appear in this video

[@gunmetal611]

If you take one lvl in wizard you can take the find familiar spell. Now get a flying familiar and attach the small version of your canon to familiar, instant air support.

[@bezyn2291]

Or you could take magic initiate for the same effect, drone warfare.

[@joband9899]

You could also use your homunculus because it has a 20 ft flying speed

[@rickybrown8264]

@@joband9899 This is the better play IMO

[@xzardas541]

Wizards will see you create magic powered, walking artyllery and say: He can't cast fireball!

[@TheIdealofGreed]

8:46 A number of guns enchanted to fire separately so the hammer can richochet to hit more people & shill shoot people A very big barrel hammer so you can include big bullets & break enemies pile-bunker style

[@axelschakram3516]

1:22 for me it’s the woe strider. I ran into it last weekend and my dm said “That’s where we leave off the campaign today!”

[@FreshBarn]

I was an alchemist warlock and my DM said id have to make it myself. Those were fun explosives

[@JAKesler]

Love this, 100% my favorite class

[@C_A_I_N_N]

Heres an idea.... Artillerist whose cannons are gastor blasters warlock for eldritch blast and sword burst for the floating bone attacks........ If you also want going rogue can get you uncanny dodge and evasion to let you dump con.

[@therookery9911]

This was awesome,🎉 Maybe an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer soon? I would love to see how you could max out a Psionics powerhouse

[@3p1c_Mustache]

just want to point out.. none of an artillerist's abilites require gunpowder, or an actual gun. you could flare your arcane casting focus to be gun or crossbow shaped, and you still have a gun slinger without actually needing to implement firearms. It's d&d. It's powered by imagination and descriptive speech

[@croissant2434]

I am a player with an elf (don't remember which kind) rogue, a warforge paladin, me as a mix fighter/undead warlock warforge and two artillerist (one tabaxi, and the other elf). I think the one thing that save the dm is that I pull my punch (except if it's dramatic that I don't), and that the two artillerist are new players, so they forget a bunch of their abillity/spells.

[@GoddamitJmie]

Im actually playing one of these right now , walking flamethrowers is funny

[@theashen2019]

Nothing smells better than artillery shells in the morning.

[@jf_kein_k8590]

Honestly, the Artillerist is the subclass that is the most like the TF2 Engineer, just smack some metal with a wrench till it turns into a gun.

[@MrMyster1ous]

Love your work! Would you consider doing an April fools around some of the not so stellar classes? Undying warlock or four elements monk definitely spring to mind!

[@calebmillon6352]

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! I've been waiting for you to get to this one!!!

[@gcherfzthequietone]

1:21 WHAT THE Hell is That? That is indeed nightmare fuel way more than Aranea pictures of older editions

[@Volvith]

They made 'American' a DnD class. I'm dying. :'D

[@bthsr7113]

Big badda boom boom. Always love it, though if I had one complaint, it would be the lack of turret variety. You only get three types, and I can't see good tradeoffs for not making them mobile and portable.

[@TheOfficialMMPRG]

Looking forward to seeing swarmkeeper

[@senketsu_6650]

I've been waiting so long for this one

[@Smittybonez-ii2mi]

Duke Nukem as an Artillerist: This is my Bibbity-Bobbity-Boomstick

[@j.d.4697]

I have never been into setting everything around me on fire... ...until I started playing BG3.

[@Legendary_sartorian]

yeah im oddly always the one going for the boom boom person

[@solidsentinel1285]

For our next campaign I’m planning on being an artillerist flavored as an Ork Mek Boy

[@rickybrown8264]

Mine is flavored as a Rick Sanchez/Megaman who makes modifications to himself

[@capple3568]

I'm playing a bladesinger/artillest it's fun, fun fact you an bladesing with a gun. Took all purpose tool to get Eldridge blast, with extra attack lovely

[@shimerrill967]

I’m a artillerist my character is a artificer, she’s half gnome half tiefling.. who has a habit of causing chaos 💥

[@Seraphzero0]

Artificer is my favorite class! Still haven’t found a great build for the Alchemist yet though….

[@MilkMan2486]

Cant wait for the alchemist

[@omert1489]

@You Might Be A DND could you please do an order of the scribe wizard

[@honpolyo]

I like artificer but if you get even an ounce of free time to make bigger guns and nicer armor, you can out class any creature you can see at range. So buy a looking glass and invest in find familiar, see if you cant also get cartograghy/navigation proficiency. I find that during play, my actual level doesnt matter, only my dm's patience.

[@donforcanie]

I just played this subclass not long ago mine had mad sientist tendencies with mafia traits

[@JoelMcCary]

Gun proficiency 1st level infuse items 2nd level 3rd level right tool for the job i can just make any tool I need in 1 hour AND ACCESS TO THE ELDRITCH CANNON I like to call it arcane turret

[@Gwolf7654]

Would it be possible to have a mortar as a machine?

[@LupineShadowOmega]

Like I always tell people that say "Artificer doesn't fit the tone" call it an Enchanter and flavor any tech as monster taming and you are done. Had a Battlesmith that had a pet "iron elemental" and was a spellbow.

[@FrozenLord66]

Would like To See An chemist artifcer guide

[@TheCAL-dx4tr]

If y’all don’t think firearms and fantasy don’t mesh you are objectively wrong. Firstly there were guns in the late medieval period, very primitive but guns nonetheless. Secondly there is an entire sub genre called flintlock fantasy which is just sick if you haven’t checked it out yet

[@rickybrown8264]

right, just play a gun like a crossbow. easy

[@LucanVaris]

If the DM says that Artillerist doesn't fit his campaign, remind him that the Fire Lance pre-dates Medieval Europe by at least a couple hundred years.

[@sethmays8309]

Gondsmen(Priests of gond) are the Artificers of Faerun.

[@omegaphoenix3015]

Hmm If the dm don't like guns, I'll probably allow it or just do crossbow and magical arrow tips

[@oKingLexx]

I copied the artificer for my dungeon world pbta game and that shit rocks when you take off the reins.

[@C_A_I_N_N]

id LOVE for ya to make a homebrew either class or subclass for the gunslinger called 'The Arsenal' being not an artificer per say or hell, maybe acutally being an artificer whos special ability is that they have made THEMSELVES into a bag of holding and as you go up in levels, you can basically make yourself into a literal walking arsenal of guns and armor to swap out as the need arises pulling out a fucking western gatling gun one second before the next instead having a fucking cannon rocket launcher that makes the wizards fireball look wimpy and like a complete joke the next before pulling out a shotgun to blast away whoever survived the blast with the same force i use to deal with spiders i find in my bathroom XD

[@7woundsfist]

Wait, wait. The walking gun has a higher AC than a steel defender? The Borderlands turret is tougher than the battle smith's robot bodyguard. 😆😆😆

[@catboxvideo]

the best argument for allowing firearms in the setting is that gun powder (10th century) predates rapiers (15th century) by almost 500 years, also in a setting with alchemists you can not tell me that one did not accidentally make a propellent and that another person figured out how to weaponize it and ... and .. etc etc . just my two f's

[@samtheactualkenku6205]

I have an Artillerist player who has multiclassed with Echo Knight Fighter I think I'll show him this

[@Exaldear]

Sarge to bombadier. Bombasier, do you see that tank? Yes sarge. I don't want to. Understood Sarge. Or A bullet (fireball) my be addressed dear sir or maam A grenade might be addressed to whom it may Concern But my cannon is Dear grid coordinates.

[@CriticalCubing-c4t]

do the zealot barbarian next

[@РостиславПикуза]

I would disagree about glass canon of artificer. With his 6 attunment slot, pretty fine d8 dicem, profiency in medium armor and shields and ultimatelly +6 to all saves on 20. I was playing artilerist in our campaign . At 20 he had 27 ac with +5 from shield on reaction, 223 hp and +8 for all saves not couting profiencies and stats, for int it was +21 for int save and +18 to con save. Definetelly not glass cannon , i would say big though cannon!