You're A Dirty Purple Cow ASMR

Today, I.. Dr Namyzarc have in my possession a purple cow from the Professors employee list.. using asmr techniques and tactics we will get the intel we need to relax and induce tingles so that we can get our ultimate prize!! sit back and relax to the sound creation that is about to happen... we will achieve tingularity nullification!
This is an ASMR video, its designed to promote relaxation, Asmr tingles & sleep. My content is intended for all ages to enjoy, thnx for stopping by.. Much Love, Dr. T
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[@DrT_ASMR]

How DARE you correct my spelling.. I am DR. Namyzarc!!! " your".." you're",, i will have every last one of you in my containment facility by the end of the day!!

[@nonplussedflame5040]

You're mom xdddddd

[@whw710]

No you wont! I have my top secret high-tech androids supplied by Tinglebottom Industries™ to protect me! Nice try, loser!

[@zetanist]

I already failed NNN so I have nothing to lose.

[@timvandereijk9879]

You will never take Tinglebottom industries!

[@spaceperson613]

YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE 2ND I

[@mairokindasus8807]

Cow: **oinks for two seconds** Dr. T: *NO* .

[@TCYMMI]

*NO*

[@IDKWhattop66t]

Where

[@vxba0996]

@@IDKWhattop66t 6:55

[@bigmaccalm]

No

[@Kersterac]

ᴺᵒ.

[@AldenHoffman]

6:56 “NO.” I lost it lol

[@tankaddict9147]

Scilence me daddy

[@unsoiledsteak9730]

Joe Higgins silence you filthy cow

[@notimpressd]

@@unsoiledsteak9730 No

[@AriochStarr]

Had I not seen this comment beforehand, I probably wouldn't have laughed so much. I'm in hysterics.

[@QuaestorValdemar]

"BE QUIET DIRTY LITTLE COW" "GIVE ME INFORMATION"

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

most terrifying voice i’ve ever heard, and that “NO” when the cow oinked was just so damn powerful

[@MistyStar_]

The most powerful whisper of all. *I feel bad for the cow*

[@willis32]

"When the cow oinked" 😂 accurate but made me laugh

[@shrongoose]

he sounds nearly exactly like gman

[@royalpain9939]

I mean, the cow did oink

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

true, but I hate you for making me realize I *NEVER* caught the fact that the cow was oinking

[@jojobizadTRASH]

6:56 I know it's ASMR and you're supposed to feel relaxed, but I laughed so much from this

[@R083R7O]

SIF THEME PLAYS

[@dylanfoxaygameh5281]

this became a meme if you search oink oink no xD

[@SilverHatPebble08]

@@dylanfoxaygameh5281 yes

[@s-ata-n]

It's like cannibal asmr

[@kat1565]

n o.

[@camreyes1819]

Honestly that scene with the truth serum was full of emotion and I think the cow deserves an Oscar

[@Dani-so8mx]

Ayo I have the same last name as you

[@unanaranja897]

Momento reyes

[@gabriellez613]

timestamp??

[@ryanchivwara5013]

​@gabriellez613 13:47 It's late but there you go

[@Jordan-pl8cl]

Everyone’s talking about the title but what really needs to be pointed out is the thumbnail

[@bahed7242]

True

[@jasonswanson5770]

Thats me with a can of whipped cream

[@pebblesplaytime8659]

Cream, wtf why

[@jasonswanson5770]

@@pebblesplaytime8659 whipped cream lol have u never eaten whipped cream from the can? You haven't fully lived.

[@bigracks14]

I am absolutely crying 😂

[@Space02_]

Girlfriend role plays overrated Dirty purple cow activated

[@nonplussedflame5040]

Dirty purple cow fetish porn

[@galacticcorgi1258]

Other asmr channels: *GIRLFRIEND ASMR* *WAIFU ASMR* *ANIME ASMR* This asmr channel: *MAFIA MAN SHARES HIS FAMILY RECIPE* , *EVIL GERMAN PUTS ARMOR ON YOU* , *DRUG TINGLE DEALER* , *DIRTY PURPLE COW ASMR*

[@miku3862]

@@galacticcorgi1258 LMFAO True

[@jchrispy3621]

Nice pfp, it seems fitting lmao

[@tygonmaster]

What's the difference? :^)

[@Jeremiah503]

Me: “I’m not dirty, or a cow, or purple.” DR T. ASMR notification: “Yes you are.” Me: “Yes I am.”

[@Jeremiah503]

Vagari Tyga Thanks mate!

[@semorka1803]

Mojamedo avuduru

[@EmmyV2002]

That's Prince, but not a cow lol.

[@god4.308]

Yes he is

[@ecco2ks]

Vagari Tyga it’s pfp so it doesn’t sound gay

[@Smokey_The_Stampede]

My god when he is in character he is insane

[@forskinshredr]

zero replies how

[@namelessgod9333]

Watching these ASMR videos is much better than torturing and consuming the lost souls that get stranded on my island.

[@Smokey_The_Stampede]

@@namelessgod9333 P A R D O N M E?

[@CantThink1Sorry]

@@Smokey_The_Stampede what? It's True I Was One Of Them 🙄

[@Smokey_The_Stampede]

@@CantThink1Sorry BWUH

[@sleepy-Arc]

Purple cow: *makes noise* Dr T: “good how about we do this” *starts waterboarding cow*

[@secretly8072]

nagatoro

[@studiocobra3613]

Nagatoro

[@SOFTBUDZZZ]

Organatroo

[@unanaranja897]

@Wyatt Gamer orangutan *OHH OHH OHH OHH AHH AHH AHH AHH*

[@miyami2898]

@@unanaranja897 Return to monke 🐒🦧🦍 EE EEE OOO OOO AHH AHHH bananan 🍌

[@atomicjoseph9295]

*Man Murders Purple Cow Toy On KZbin, After It Refuses Him Information To Some Technology*

[@sno676]

MURDERS? No, it was a mere bruise to the purple cow species.

[@BepisMogus]

This is truly one of the moments in history

[@atomicjoseph9295]

@@BepisMogus Indeed.

[@CORBS_04]

people in the 1960's: "I bet they'll be flying cars in the future" Me in 2019: *watching a man torture a toy hippo to help me sleep*

[@JhilMusic]

it’s a cow you filthy animal

[@CORBS_04]

Oof

[@v0m1t_c0r3_kryp]

Ok boomer

[@c.harlotte]

There’ll

[@recycled_trash2062]

Perfect

[@user-uhhhhhIforgor]

"Silence you filthy cow!" What most teachers say to me

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

106-2 oof

[@izimari]

Silence you filthy SCP!

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

I fuckin’ felt that

[@feraltrafficcone4483]

NeedsMoreMoe woah there

[@evbotheclown6763]

Ask them “who’s the cow?”

[@randomdog1980]

when you go insane from isolation

[@MistyStar_]

@ZB yes

[@goobing]

ngl, accurate

[@stupidheadwisp]

His voice is so relaxing but terrifying at the same time is this a fever dream

[@MishaShivers]

"I never go overboard!" *immediately goes overboard* This guy is really some kind of crazy man

[@cormac7884]

Look at the DR'S name backwards

[@pultofcat8615]

Cormac Quinn That’s the joke, yes

[@beansforsalewahoo]

At least he's *technical*

[@CaelumSegura]

@@cormac7884 trotcod ?

[@microwavedcheese]

@@CaelumSegura look in the description, it spells crazymaN backwards

[@certifiedjuicer6894]

13:54 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*

[@ricestrange]

I LAUGHED

[@pouglas2714]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@life_enjoyer_161]

LMAOO

[@angellopez1205]

I WASNT READY FOR THAT LMAO

[@VermilliRose]

"He can breathe just fine." I AM IN TEARS

[@bat5102]

*glances at thumbnail* lord forgive me for what im about to do

[@bat5102]

@FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION that purple cow looking dummy thicc

[@shilopnamreg6468]

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION nnn is hitting the fbi hard huh?

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

Lol

[@bahed7242]

No no no no no don't is nnn

[@bat5102]

@@bahed7242 its too hard, im going to have to fall back private. keep going, stay strong.

[@sirchilicheese4934]

6:45 completely out of context, this is hilarious

[@sillyhead530]

in context it's hilarious

[@sirchilicheese4934]

@@sillyhead530 funnier out of context

[@dragonscaleartist]

Honk honk honk *N O .*

[@whiskeyghost2060]

2:53 doctor: we know for absolute certainty we're not wasting our time with some low level peón me, a low level peón: *ahaha yeah wouldn't wanna be that guy*

[@BepisMogus]

Hell nah, I'm totally a peón. You can jump two squares AND attack your diagonals?

[@droid16alpha69]

Personally, I believe All cows deserve to be cleaned, even the purple ones

[@bee37900]

𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔲𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔧𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔰𝔢𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔶𝔢!

[@Ladyycherryyy]

MArXus 😂

[@SWEEPEM.]

Droid 16 alpha true

[@brendanhauser4644]

I would like but it is at 69 sooooooo

[@imdreamingagain2518]

@@brendanhauser4644 Fixed it for you. Now give that man a LIKE.

[@TheCornDog.]

*PETA has joined the chat* *Dr. T has joined the chat* *PETA has left the chat*

[@_DTG]

XD

[@jarredsmith7375]

I think Dr. Namyzarc is more humane than PETA tbh.

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

🤣

[@Ghostbowo]

Okay corn

[@OneN4me]

n o

[@totallynotacarrot4369]

13:56 i think i just witnessed a warcrime

[@Blaof]

Yeah you did 😂

[@shilopnamreg6468]

The tingle wars have brought out the worst of humanity

[@Umeshkumar-yerp]

Lets be real. We all commited some warcrimes here and there And what happened in 2004 is none of the governments business

[@goaway3803]

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO FRICKEN HARD AHSHJCNSKCJS

[@goaway3803]

IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[@comicallylargespoon8578]

6:57 became a meme with great grey wolf sif from dark souls.

[@broski-kun2305]

Isn’t it the dancer of boreal valley from dark souls 3? Or did I see a different shitpost status?

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

@@broski-kun2305 Nah, the one I saw used great grey wolf so I think there's multiple versions

[@broski-kun2305]

@@TimeTravelingFetus Yeah makes sense, I don’t remember the theme for artorias doggy but I feel like dancer fits really well for it lol.

[@Da_Shark]

*N O*

[@loloofv7787]

I didnt find a video with that meme

[@solid4624]

Netflix:Are you still watching Someone's daughter: 13:55

[@chickngamer45]

That legit made me cry from laughter!

[@anonymousfairydrones5626]

*C R E A M Y !*

[@Nasurisu]

ha

[@winrio2117]

Or son

[@anonymousfairydrones5626]

@@winrio2117

[@xio7042]

I feel like someday out of nowhere the Dr. T lore is gonna get more complicated than metal gear lol P.S. absolutely love the vids!

[@vagarityga7100]

Does white house know about this ?

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Namyzarc is actually the clone of Dr.T, in a program to make the perfect tingle scientist.

[@mfwfingerprintsareunrecogn172]

trust me fnaf lore is even worse

[@hatkyd7484]

Maximus La Puerta it’s not

[@Space_Potat]

We need to fuse Dr. T’s and ER’s lore together into one universe! Or at least one multiuniverse .-.

[@Inkco09]

"He can breath just fine" Omfg I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrNoah84]

This one had me rolling so bad! Lolol

[@bear3909]

And the way he said it

[@fakeyeezyslide460]

13:54😂😂

[@nodismack5366]

Thx you for the stamp

[@Damn...8]

"He can (breath) just fine"

[@Fezezen]

Oh my God, I just found out that Namyzarc is "Crazyman" backwards

[@Jack_H179]

Fezezen 🧐 what could this mean?

[@KrazyCouch2]

...

[@BeGayCatDoCrime]

*mind blown*

[@sarahmeacheam7517]

Oh my God!!😱

[@joemama1132]

Holy fuck

[@levyata8964]

6:55 The first DR T meme ever Circa, 1894

[@Da_Shark]

*N O*

[@Nasurisu]

*N O*

[@fishbonezzz]

*Sif theme*

[@valco9779]

I love how dr T has become a meme

[@LuckyArceus]

I love how your pfp and username has become a meme.

[@Bone20647]

@@LuckyArceus You are a meme

[@alpha_nexus7784]

@@Bone20647 POV: you are the meme now

[@-cherrylimeade-4872]

Oink oink oink N O

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

@@LuckyArceus I used to be a meme like you. What, did you expect me to say something else?

[@E621-c9x]

13:54 US soldier tortures information out of a German SS officer during the Nuemburg trials

[@iowanimperium7258]

See comrade American capitalist pigs are pure evil. Don't question what the NKVD is doing, definitely peaceful activities.

[@toriii816]

(colorized)

[@Epicgamer-ih1oo]

TheDragster 552 *S h o v i n g ?*

[@nokia7008]

@@Adragy what is "shoVing" ?, also chill the fuck up plz you are still a virgin

[@derianarce2686]

@@nokia7008 hey dawg they deleted they context but ur reply was interesting do u happen to still know what they said I want context ○_o

[@RadicalRewind]

13:51 I'm freaking dying of laughter from how silly this looks xD

[@andreaswenzl130]

You Monster that was a death scene!

[@Boxierpear]

Bruh

[@shartty1678]

@@Boxierpear bruh

[@HikiOmo]

Calling the ATF right now don't worry

[@RadicalRewind]

no need to be a dick about it yall, i skipped to where the thumbnail came from and without context i thought it was funny. let a man have a good chuckle lol

[@babyyoshi3099]

I laughed at my guy friend for watching girlfriend asmr. Now here I am watching an asmr video of a guy calling me a dirty cow. I have no regret, watched multiple times. 10/10 Please make more.

[@karateka_95]

🤣🤣

[@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

I'm gonna call my girlfriend a filthy little purple cow as we FAWK

[@Spamton123]

n̴̺̣͔̹̟̭̤̦͉̯̬͗̾̈́̿̂͛́͆̓́͐͘͜͠ͅó̴̪̆̽̽͒͒̒̈͆́̕͝.̵̨̡̧̻͎̙̻̺͚̙̤͓̓̿

[@snailsaredumb9412]

My sleep paralysis demon when I try screaming: *"NO. No no no, that's not what I want to hear..."*

[@rippedengineer3536]

13:51 "How 'Bout We Do This." *PROCEEDS TO DO INHUMAN ACTS*

[@trashcandyx7196]

THE WAY HE *S H OV E D* IT IN THERE THO

[@artfiguretheone7129]

In No Nut November even this sounds inviting.

[@JeromeKerr1]

Keep fightin Champion, dick destroy december will come

[@Spitzy_]

NNN is for beta males

[@JeromeKerr1]

@@Spitzy_ the concept alpha/beta males is for beta males, in an imaginary world in which it wasnt, that is

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

True spoken faxx, going 4 days strong

[@handfulmousefly]

I wanna like but it's at 69

[@Polarfaust]

I certainly did not expect a title like that in my recommended Edit: After seeing some of the comments I decided to look into the yoda shooting thing Needless to say I didn't really know what I was expecting

[@harryforrest6347]

You serious? With youtube's recommendation algorithm? I'm surprised you haven't recieved "yoda commits a mass shooting" or some crap

[@cursedgeorge939]

Stephen Forrest Sounds like a fun ytp.

[@thomassilia7306]

@@cursedgeorge939 it is a p good video yeah

[@kenbenobi36]

Not to.mention they slap the word ASMR in those yoda videos

[@G_Light500]

My personal favorite is Yoda tells you about the birds and the bees

[@Ruverine]

'You're a dirty purple cow' Me: Yes, yes I am now shower me in tingles

[@collinromero5476]

Ruverine 😐

[@Da_Shark]

*N O*

[@HallowedGreaves]

It feels so weird not hearing the Dark Souls music after the "No."

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

6:55 Most powerful no I’ve ever heard

[@flamegator3251]

Treat me like the purple cow I am.

[@Dextronaut1]

Moo bitch

[@skye.mp5]

kinky

[@jackmcknight2231]

I think u made me fail nnn

[@Heavy_Tf2]

Ok boomer

[@lionpride2451]

@@vercettii there's a reason for that

[@ceo_of_not_funny6968]

Just watched a man physically and verbally abuse a rubber purple cow and I enjoyed it

[@BigManAis]

I also like how Namyzarc went from completely denying the existence of ASMR, to actively working to steal it. That's some character growth right there.

[@Soumada.]

Definitely need a new collab between Doctor T and Ephemeral Rift.

[@hanamizuno0625]

Yea

[@moosegooseninja4618]

They are my favorite asmr youtubers.

[@horrorstory4047]

Someone finally said it

[@dizzlemaster9611]

Do you think covious clemens/DR.beak makes fun of DR.T?

[@rolanddeer6212]

Moo. Must I say more?

[@totallynotacarrot4369]

Silence you filthy cow

[@corbanoT.V.]

Yes. You must also say M O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

[@cole78600]

🐄

[@Dumbpuppet101]

13:47 made me laugh so hard

[@LizardlovesMingi]

The fact that this is what has finally given me tingles in the last 7 months scares me

[@heroawesome8495]

Me: *never wants to sexualize Dr. T in any way* video: "You're a dirty purple cow" Also Me: Dang nnn is getting difficult

[@georginacaceres4730]

@@mrfrauner7113 It means No Nut November.

[@kevinvasquez9596]

I already lost nnn I had just finished and I looked at the time and it was 12:03 a.m. November 1st.

[@QuaestorValdemar]

@@mrfrauner7113 I am from Europe too and even I got it already :3

[@lvbboi9]

It's gross you even though of that ls Lets be honest

[@unowngamer9352]

Cultured

[@fireredgamer1721]

For all we know, that cows probably reallllly enjoying this

[@sartox1483]

Well, 4.8 K cows really enjoyed this

[@tempest206]

@Luigi's Meme shack then you're a hallucination

[@dracololp6777]

"He will probably be crying when he goes to sleep tonight." That caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard

[@christianwalls7994]

Over a year later and this is still one of my favorites. A timeless classic. ❤️

[@nightmaremechahydra342]

And welcome back

[@NebulaIncandescence]

Namyzarc: ASMR is fake. Also Namyzarc a year or two later: *WHERE'S THE MACHINE?*

[@silverlining4233]

Possibly the most bizarre but awesome thumbnail I've ever seen on an asmr video

[@lilian1812]

I've seen weirder...like "I just take your longe out of your body while you get tingles" or something like that and also weird Chinese as Mr with octopus...

[@RachASMR]

*One of the only male asmrtist who actually make me tingle!*

[@philmartinez8704]

That's whatshe said 😏😉 I'll see myself out. Be blessed.

[@jasonswanson5770]

📞😏

[@davidangel64]

Holy crap dude, I just checked your channel and your recent unintelligible whispering video is _fucking stellar._ Keep at it, I feel like you're going places.

[@larrylc23]

You filthy purple cow...

[@RachASMR]

davidangel64 omg thank u!!!!!!! So kind💋

[@Jonius-cb5cp]

This video seems like some sort of weird fetish

[@KingKonamiLive]

I hope its not

[@TatsukiHashida]

In no nut November everything is a fetish

[@Jonius-cb5cp]

@@TatsukiHashida sounds about right

[@nexradio143]

Don’t kinkshame...

[@dennys_zoologist]

Daddy Daubeny KINKSHAMING *IS* MY KINK.

[@cooldog8580]

7:42 *Oink oink* "BE- silence, you filthy cow."

[@grace-ds7ul]

9:01 my teacher when she hears my phone go off

[@Professorsnype]

“Fire them immediately, without pay”

[@hanamizuno0625]

My last job in a nutshell

[@packetonoodles145]

Proof Dr.Namyzarc is evil

[@ItsSamHussey]

13:55 that got dark real quick

[@TheOneGodofMadness]

XD that was amazing

[@RayRaypewpew]

Lmfao perfect time stamp hahaha 😂

[@distant1334]

"He can breath just fine" Haunting words -2020

[@ItsSamHussey]

@@distant1334 HA!

[@megaworm298]

The red skinny thing was originally the Tingle booster 2000 (or whatever the number was). I think he took off the glass cover and replaced it with a more advanced piece of technology

[@DrT_ASMR]

absolutely right 😷👍

[@takahashi9168]

His voice is the total package

[@washyamouth__]

6:42 hahaha that’s the funniest part in the video

[@zetanist]

This video is what all of us men need in these trying November times.

[@WolfyboiRTCT]

No nut November is dumb meme.

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Lenin Soriano look who’s a pervert and cant go a month without wanking

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

Lenin Soriano wanker

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

XXEXTENSIONCORD w-who?

[@siddym1096]

Yeah. Good luck to you men, Fingerless February is when us ladies will need support too.

[@DavidLudwig255]

Years ago, if someone told me that I’d be falling asleep to someone interrogating and torturing a squeak toy, I probably would’ve laughed them off. 🤣😴

[@RachASMR]

*I never thought I’d be so happy for someone to call me a dirty purple cow!* 🐮

[@christianwalls7994]

I absolutely love the sound-echoing effect during the handheld light scene, I would love to see an entire video with that! Maybe a tingle-droid with a broken hearing module that needs repair?

[@israelolovachealvarado3142]

Quien más encontró este vídeo por el meme. Me sorprendió que sea su voz verdadera y que sea un ASMR!! Por cierto, muy relajante.

[@smugie420]

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the thumbnail

[@tinglezbrushasmr8513]

Never really thought about being a purple cow but now I see an uncanny resemblance.

[@AdmiralJT]

Watched a man torture a purple cow for several minutes to obtain my favorite trigger device. And they say torture isnt a useful interrogation device.

[@floppa_gamingreal]

are we even gonna mention how crispy this man’s voice is

[@Justsomeguy284]

6:56 *N̷̛̫̟̠̖͓̲̞͖̞̲̄͂̈́̈́͛͊̽̔̀̿́͋͆̈́͌̀̑̉̒̍̈̀͘̚͘̚͜Ơ̸͓̗̠̳̫̞̤̙̯̎̆̅́̔͂͊̾̾̈́̌̀́̅̉̉̂̆͑͝*

[@JhilMusic]

anyone else not ashamed they’re watching a guy waterboard a cow with shaving cream? 🙋🏼‍♂️

[@lionpride2451]

Do You mean waterlog...lol

[@RoeMint69]

He coomcreamed it

[@chillygrill5829]

@@lionpride2451 waterboarding is a toture method

[@glucosegod]

water boarding a plastic toy cow at that

[@ohnosir]

Why would i?

[@roberttbird4507]

😂🤣I pissed myself laughing when he said "He can breath just fine" LOL😂🤣

[@MrJostur]

"Oh good, another Dr. T video." *sees the title* "Wait...what?"

[@AngelloFreeman-ub3ug]

Cow: * oink intensifies * Doctor T: *_N o u_*

[@Remhad]

I forgot that this was the “No” meme and died of laughter when I saw it again

[@mickyu.s.4477]

Nowadays it's difficult to explain that I'm watching a video of a man who is filling a purple cow with white stuff with the purpose of relaxation

[@marianajerezemma1762]

11:24 the way he made his voice echo gave me massive tingles 🙏🏼 i cried 😭

[@ngtstr]

crying to tingles, you actually need some fucking health check

[@Found_You.]

@@ngtstr LMAO

[@fralalalalala]

Constant echoing mouth asmr noises

[@kenbenobi36]

Dr T normie: Wait isn't that Bart the pig cow from " Asmr tools will bring you peace, relaxation video.'?

[@hyinasomi]

i am LOSING it this is the funniest video on youtube. no other channel compares to this one video, AND it was relaxing??? Truly video of the decade

[@PROTO14]

6:55 THE MEMES the dna of soul

[@joshuaayala6944]

Dr.T: You're a dirty purple cow Me: 👁👄👁

[@m_qat]

No one else like this, he’s at 69 likes

[@shrimpspaghetti]

"Be quiet you filthy, purple cow." *falls into a damn coma* Seriously, this guy totally sounds like a supervillain.

[@rookman4426]

13:50 "my ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial"

[@ididntdoanythingiswear7653]

you killed me

[@giornogiovanna955]

Wow, I didnt knew G-man does ASMR!

[@Nasurisu]

*N O*

[@BBattleDroid]

*N* *O*

[@StupidstuffbyMoon]

oh my god.

[@eternalnut]

21:24 "I even challenged him to a game of Call of Duty and he... wimped out on me."

[@NoiceWeed]

I have an operation tommorow and seeing this makes me less scared. Thank you so much. edit: if anyone sees this - it all went fine and im already healing up at home! Thanks for the support!

[@21gameschamp12]

Goodluck on your operation fellow tingledroid, I'm sure everything will go well.

[@marodes9440]

good luck soldier ❤

[@bengerlach9958]

Well, how'd it go bud

[@nathang9034]

Ben Gerlach it doesn’t have to be one day lol

[@NoiceWeed]

@@bengerlach9958 actually went smoothly 3-4 more days in hospital, thanks for support

[@cshort2174]

I laughed my butt of when you first brought 227 into the frame. The immediate back talk was very bold and quite frankly....hilarious. P.s. this is 100% my favorite video to date. Thanks Doc.

[@narwallnightmare4795]

Purple is my favorite color, cow's are my favorite animal- my clothes are always dirty :) I need to wash my clothes. I am a dirty purple cow.

[@glob1942]

wait why are they calling it a cow when it’s oinking

[@seebastiangaleas6699]

13:05 the "oh it's that soo" is fucking terrifying

[@ladychoide]

I don't often get tingles but when i do i always come back to this video for some inexplicable reason

[@justinclark6331]

Did I just a witness the asmr equalivlent to waterboarding to that cow?

[@RoeMint69]

Coomcream

[@Ub3rGr00SS]

@@RoeMint69 coomboarding

[@RoeMint69]

@@Ub3rGr00SS creamboarding

[@markschroder1663]

You're really tryna make us loose NNN with that thumbnail huh

[@theocarlstromcousins9683]

I already lost it o_o

[@Kekerek]

@@theocarlstromcousins9683 Don't worry. Pewdiepie gave us all a free one time use ticket. Ur save.

[@theocarlstromcousins9683]

@@Kekerek what a save from the lord

[@crylune]

18:36 holy GOD the tingles

[@iConDelta]

Great Ralsei pic you got there ^^

[@mrj6351]

G-man interrogates a purple cow , I never thought i’d say that

[@MrGlerb]

Dirty purple cow was literally just vibing

[@KuriConvention]

I just need to say how much I love and appreciate Dr.T because not only do I hella tingle, but he also cracks me up

[@M-I-LK]

That cow needs to learn his place, and when to keep quiet.