You're A Useless Child - Vocaloid Chorus

You're A Useless Child Vocaloid Chorus!
Rain-chan is just now realizing just how many Vocaloids there are without any last names...
Rain-chan owns nothing except her editing! All rights belong to their respective owners.
Vocaloid:
Lily: • 【Lily】You're a Useless...
Kokone: • [kokone] You're a Wort...
GUMI: • 【GUMI】You're a Useless...
Nekomura Iroha: • Video
Rana: • Video
Kagamine Rin: / kagamine-rin-v4x-youre...
Oliver: www.nicovideo.j...
Utatane Piko: • 【 Utatane Piko 】 君はできな...
VY2 Yuuma: • Video
KAITO: • Video
V Flower: / dekinaiko
Galaco: / vocaloid-youre-a-usele...
IA: • You´re a Useless Child...
Megurine Luka: • Video
Sachiko: • Video
MAYU: • 【MAYU】You're a worthle...
Kagamine Len: • 【鏡音レンV4X】You're A Usel...
Hatsune Miku: • [ENG] You're a Useless...

[@liennguyen9767]

Oliver: *sings Japanese in English*

[@0ceanS01]

Lien Nguyen :o

[@sinh6850]

are you Vietnamese

[@mewmewkitten]

Lien Nguyen ???

[@nas897]

How tha?!

[@nadafangirl]

oliver is an english vocaloid.

[@yoimyamano7939]

You can't call me useless when I was never useful. *smirks* Cousin: Idiot

[@keladdic]

Same

[@dxbtoon2409]

lmao

[@nebul1269]

When your a complete idiot 😂🤣

[@pixelpudding3914]

Baka

[@yuqqi432]

Dumb lolll

[@Felimina150]

When a large group of robots call you useless :,)

[@littlezorkie9311]

Another Doge lol ikr

[@daph5616]

They're not robots.

[@sikretnokloo]

+Espeony ! Actually they are robots but with their own virtual singer/voice they are considered as a anime robot to me

[@sikretnokloo]

+Espeony ! i know they are singing robots/vocaloid/virtual anime

[@RiggsTheFox11]

Nope, Robots are made out of bolts and wires. Vocaloids are a program and aren't even anime characters. It's used for selling and it does work. If anything they are Vocal Androids (Vocaloids)

[@garden2571]

when the vocaloids sing separately it makes you realise how much more human some sound .

[@nsnstanner935]

Oliver, Sachiko and Gumi surprised me!

[@kiraly_stuff]

Somehow they sound most human, when they sing together.

[@cojo-4]

Oliver really surprised me

[@MfTheSupervillain]

Faccin scary

[@hachijuhachip]

Yeah it all depends on the tuning tho :3

[@ollie_3948]

The hello kitty Vocaloid is verbally abusing me. What A time to be alive

[@RiggsTheFox11]

Black cat 333 I'M DEAD

[@GeneralNuisance00]

Iroha is like that. Don't worry about it.

[@unnieintraining6258]

Iroha is her name :))

[@Hairydryer_Hairdryerxoxo]

Hello kitty vocaloid really?

[@GeneralNuisance00]

@@Hairydryer_Hairdryerxoxo ITS IROHA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[@ainsleyculp5738]

I feel like they start to blame Miku for something, then when Miku starts to confess that she is useless, they all decide to make her feel better by saying that they're all useless children.

[@EternalRain]

Ooh, nice theory!

[@sikretnokloo]

Good imagination

[@pebblegum6197]

:0

[@fromacee]

So... they were sleeping with her?

[@happylove477]

👍

[@viviana9308]

I love how this sounds like an innocent song but in english, they're just saying how useless you are.

[@x.i_a]

Mother : You are a useless child ! Me : Thanks mum ! :D

[@girltdmherobrine2028]

Same

[@alexkisumani3713]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@kyralydiamaheswari8418]

Hahahahaha..... 🔪 😊🔫

[@foamq]

Ah, yeah, exactly.

[@_miyaa_20]

Same

[@mystica8663]

I can imagine a bunch of schoolkids bullying another student like this ._.

[@Yes-ey4wq]

Mystica ikr lol

[@kawaisnow648]

Mystica yeah also one of them smokes on the bullied kidXD

[@izzy156]

Mystica and Mike is like the ringleader and comes in at the end just to hurt the kid more....

[@Tapirus72]

And that's how Rolling Girl happened

[@kawaisnow648]

Sushi The Legendary neko yepXD

[@anichibicore]

I find it funny that most people have Oliver sing in Japanese instead of the language he was made to sing it. I can only name a few songs where he actually sings in English.

[@izurukamakura2864]

Cadynce Wilborn To add; the same thing happened with Fukase. He has an​ English voice bank as well.

[@GeneralNuisance00]

@Cadynce Wilborn No he wasn't. It's just English phonemes being used to form Japanese words.

[@cupboardgnome]

*secrets of wysteria*

[@tseliius]

sweetie foxy愚かな少女 Twaddles of a Flue Faker.

[@pixelpudding3914]

Little Gracie went to play

[@meowmeowmooew2142]

Wow. All of my classmates made a song for me! *cries*

[@iincandescentt]

iiMonix3 Hewwo o O F same

[@Empallm]

same

[@heckles5866]

iiMonix3 Hewwo same.

[@yammea5665]

Amix Rosex nobody told me about this QWQ I wanted to be in too

[@missyyolo2362]

Never knew they hated us so much...

[@mabelpines1533]

Oliver sounds so good and almost all my favorite vocaloids are here

[@sakuravlogs7887]

But when u hear this vocaloid it's so happy and upbeat it turns out to be a a mother abusing her child for failing her..

[@cas932]

@@sakuravlogs7887 then the child runs away from his mother and she calls her self a useless kid for failing to protect him

[@victoriaandre2572]

Thanks guys, that really boosts my self esteem

[@PitXRoxas]

Yeah same

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

honestly telling me im useless gives me self esteem at this point and i dunno but it makes me feel happy that i was useful in letting other let out theyr anger on me

[@fopucokai63]

Yea sure helps *goes for corner*

[@lemonadesaudios]

I listen to this to help when I’m about to have a breakdown

[@Brilliant_Baka]

Expectations VS Reality: Expected Chorus: This. This is just so beautiful. Realistic Chorus: Everyone is too afraid to sing, people forget the lyrics, people sing it incorrectly, and it sounds terrible... (this applies for elementary and middle schools only... every other chorus or choir is professional.)

[@radiancedavis4499]

Brilliant Baka what about highschool

[@funnii2866]

Brilliant Baka I am in an elementary chorus and i’ll confirm she’s right we actually sound terrible ;w; (( sorry if this is offensive;-; ))

[@jasondai4778]

they're too afraid to except that they're the useless child

[@moshitokumei7715]

I will sing it to be honest. Not sure if my classmates will join.

[@justcarri1366]

Nope. Even in highschool we sound horrible. (Some of us)

[@makaylaware2746]

Just seeing that Oliver was in this made me laugh so hard for some reason

[@makaylaware2746]

Korikye Probably

[@sikretnokloo]

+Neko Melodies Maybe because he looks like a useless child

[@makaylaware2746]

Nu ;u;

[@pebblegum6197]

;0;

[@crunchybathbombs7311]

Neko Melodies once I read the comment I laughed so hard for some weird reason 😂😂😂

[@strawberryblossom4431]

let's all sing together:D I'm a useless useless useless child

[@politecat1309]

😅🔫

[@nylahross297]

Strawberry Blossom 😂

[@mewmewkitten]

Strawberry Blossom lol I'm the useless child here

[@alexkisumani3713]

I can relate

[@lydiabarnes9061]

🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎋 😆💨 🎗 👗 👢 -----()

[@inner2667]

When Rin started to sing , its like she choked out something big off her throat lol. 0:59 .

[@moshitokumei7715]

@@MegamiIriasu oH FUCK-

[@Jesus-wh4sm]

Your casual peice of crap FUCK YEAH A FLAMINGO FAN

[@okiokipo]

@@MegamiIriasu she's 14

[@MegamiIriasu]

@@okiokipo That's the good part

[@slowyourroll1146]

@@MegamiIriasu *hello police??*

[@army_bomb8487]

Oliver sounds cute singing in japanese

[@slushie1273]

Oliver sounds so sweet in this chorus amazing work rain-Chan! ❤

[@EternalRain]

Aw, thank you!

[@sudhansusenapati9403]

Eternal Rain isn't Oliver a English vocaloid tho watever anyways amazing job

[@EternalRain]

Sudhansu Senapati Yeah he is X3

[@KayokoSudou]

slushie127 To be honest I probably came for this chorus because of Oliver.

[@tarhambrayn8038]

sorry if I sound dumb here but which one is Oliver

[@blossom1680]

1:04 AHHHH HER VOICE IS SO PURE

[@girltdmherobrine2028]

AHHHH

[@wowwie8377]

Friend: what are you listening to? Me: singing robots calling me useless. that sounded funnier in my head :')

[@kenji7816]

It was funny for me, don't worry. You earned a like!

[@andidede9909]

Its still funny, no worries!

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

It may have been better in your head, but that doesn't make it unfunny. Besides, it's hard to make a joke that I even find slightly funny, and I have not seen a joke as good as this in a while. To be honest, I would've laughed at this had I been younger.

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

Also I subbed

[@xDeydeyxtartelette]

Len, Rin and VY2 stand out so much from the rest (:

[@xXPhantomHuskyXxGames]

xDeydeyxtartelette I totally agree

[@artsyrinko2491]

xDeydeyxtartelette I thought Luka stood out too personally...

[@dreamygore3611]

I felt Oliver stood out :)

[@littlezorkie9311]

Laura Philpot same

[@vibeybicchan5974]

xDeydeyxtartelette kaito s voice

[@Si1v3r_Tr33s]

I now love Oliver’s voice. It is just so soft and calming.

[@Vaehlo]

Miku kept her past hidden. The bruises stayed, staining her skin. She'd blame it on accidents. But nobody can erase burn marks. Later on in her life, she found a rehabilitation center for abused children, teens, and adults. They all got to know each other. Each realting to the other. Until one day, they got the courage to let everything out. All the tears. All the despair. Until tears of happiness poured out, knowing that they were not alone in their battles.

[@hime4151]

Great story 😊

[@catnerd2.170]

GOD THAT'S SUCH A NICE CONCEPT

[@useless_noodle]

where can I find wattpad stories like these

[@ri____h3nr628]

Hey @Starkivist Could I make this canon in my gacha neon world?

[@thelunarbrownie1037]

i loved how miku was at the end because this is her original song. nICE WORK RAIN-CHAN!!!

[@11yearoldactivities....21]

*sees miku* HOLY *Beep* WHAT HAPPED!!!!!

[@jeannepeh]

Ciel ThatBoi rolling girl

[@kokichipanta4591]

She got terminated

[@bukolaatinsola6226]

They beat the crap out of her?

[@inkthelosermoonshine2094]

That's the version of Miku from Rolling Girl. Rolling Girl is by Wowaka (RIP Wowaka)

[@ssss-im4zj]

3:29 **when the stage is not big enough for everyone to stand** lol I feel bad for the all vocaloids that got covered😂. I see Kaito’s scarf going all over the place and covering Luka’s face... I see Gumi doesn’t even have a chance to see anything but James’ wings... I see those little eyes peeking through Mayu’s hair... I see Flower’s sharp eyes over Piko’s head... I see Oliver’s face being blocked by Miku’s arm... Edit: And it took me long enough to notice IA at the back...

[@sayuriskie253]

Idk why, but i'm laughing

[@ChickenPoofer]

I really like that you put Miku and the rest on the end there! I was already thinking to myself when the original singer would come :P

[@CalixSoulmane]

Oliver:sings in japanese in British voice bank

[@Reyreychills]

He does his best

[@temflakes4970]

OMFG THIS IS PERFECT I'M GONNA CRY IF I DON'T SPAM THE REPLAY BUTTON I WANT TO LISTEN THIS EVERY DAY YOU HAVE MADE MY FAVORITE CHORUS YOU ARE MY SENPAI NOW I LOVE ALL OF YOUR WORKS PLEASE MARRY ME AND HAVE A CHILD CALLED 'THEMOSTBEAUTIFULNAMEINTHEENTIEREWORLD' WITH ME ! PLEASE, RAIN-SENPAI ;w; !!! DON'T BREAK MY KOKORO.

[@EternalRain]

Oh my... When's the wedding XD

[@temflakes4970]

Idk but now it's okay for me **

[@EternalRain]

Okay ^^

[@temflakes4970]

Oh god i'm so happy ** ! You are my beloved Rain-Perfect-Waifu-Senpai now !!!

[@EternalRain]

What an unexpected twist~

[@delayni638]

0:32 YES MY SON IS HERE

[@littlezorkie9311]

Oliver REALLY stood out with his cuteness! Idk why but, I think he really fits this song

[@izzy156]

XD Lily just looks like that sassy teenage older sister that we all know.

[@maggy8468]

aren't we all useless here

[@inugamiwang9704]

I know I'm useless

[@kasyn4871]

We’re the useless squad.

[@yurri-homare]

Useless squad go!

[@kokichipanta4591]

I'm useless the useless squad

[@shsldumbass6226]

Everyone is useless in at least one thing. We think about our imperfections more then we do about our talents. We ignore the fact that if we tried and tried long enough at something, one day that might become our all time favourite hobby. We keep saying that everything we do is bad, that we are useless, yet we don't notice how good we actually are. Everyone is useless in at least one thing. Maybe you can't draw, maybe you can't do math, maybe you can't sing. But if you try long enough, if you believe in yourself, I believe you truly can do it. This comes from a person, who gives up at everything they can't do first try, who cries because is useless at one thing, who is stupid because gives people life advice and yet can't help thenselfs. Listen, don't be like me. I'm still trying. I once thought that I will never learn to animate for example, because I couldn't immediately finish a big project that only experienced people could. And yet, I retried, and retried... And I'm still trying. I'm getting better. We all are useless in some way, we all are useless until we don't try to change that on our own.

[@kawaiiblueneko5712]

Oliver can call me useless all he wants, because his voice is just great that I wouldn't even care what he said

[@user-fl4cw6qh6f]

doing my homework listening to the music when I hear galaco Me: Is that... Galaco? looks at the computer´s screen Me: GALACO!!!!!!! ;v; Starts to sing Neighbor: SHUT UP!!!!!! Me: I'm an useless kid

[@racewaxes2019]

I also listen to this while doing work ;v;

[@PowerSpirit50]

When Oliver sings in this. He is so adorable with his little words!

[@Change1change2]

I agree rose,the lyrics are like a BIG middle finger being stuck at you

[@breannapiper6145]

OLIVER IS SO TINY OML HES SO FUCKING ADORABLE

[@Polnaratti]

Honestly getting called these kind of things is actually very bad for a kid. I’m a kid myself and getting called this every day hurts me a lot, it makes me feel as I’m nothing and It’s been rough for me a lot. My prayers go to anyone who’s going through what I am or whoever gets called this unironically daily!

[@Somerandomsnickersbar]

alternative title: almost every vocaloid calls you a useless child for 4 minutes

[@TheAnimeViber]

When computer holograms call you useless You know your useless for sure now

[@ichigothepigg9979]

I am unsatisfied with the number of likes.....it's 999.

[@EternalRain]

Some like-counters just want to watch the world burn

[@ichigothepigg9979]

Yeah XD

[@pebblegum6197]

XD

[@user-wv5ue7ny6u]

THIS IS HOW A VOCALOID CHORUS SHOULD BE

[@dearmitsu]

Imagine your just sitting in your room just enjoying your day and all of a sudden these random cute and hot characters just bust in your room and sing this to you while t-posing and flying around you while circling while you cry to yourself in a fetal position- Sorry I put this thought into your head

[@edgyafmemes2490]

I just love it when a whole bunch of singing anime personas tell me that I'm a useless child

[@discone8359]

Romaji lyrics are here for anyone who wants to sing along! ^.^ Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Kono yo de ichiban de dekinai ko La la la... La la la Benkyo mo, undo mo, hanashi mo dekinai Binbo de noro made kitanai ko Jibun no namae mo ienai kuchi kara Moredasu oetsu ga suki deshita Yodare ni hanakuso, fukekuso, shouben Baikin nakimushi yowamushi, mushi mushi Oide yo, mamotte ageru yo, issho issho watashi to issho La la, la LALABAI oyasumi Nemuru yo na kokochi de DUETTO shiyou shiyou, watashi to shiyou yo Sabishii ko ko Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Kono yo de ichiban dekinai ko Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Watashi ga inakerya shinderu ko Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Kanashii kanashii dekisokonai Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Watashi ga tasukete shinzemashou La la la... La la la Kaijuu, yuurei, toumei ningen Kabin ni shibin de futokou Kawaita kuchi kara kogoe de kageguchi Himei no bouyomi kikimashou Soredemo tsukihi wa tsuredzure tatsu tatsu Otsumu mo jikan mo tarinai ko Mou teokure chiokure kawaii ko, ii ko, watashi no mono yo La la, la LALABAI oyasumi Nemuru yo na kokochi de watashi to odoro, odoro, zuuutto odoro yo sabishii ko ko, ko ko Kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Kono yo de ichiban dekinai ko Kimi wa sabishii sabishii sabishii ko Watashi ga isshou mamoru kara Soredemo ano ko wa tsurenai ko Watashi no moto kara tobitatta Shiranai aida ni kizu darake Soredemo sono mama tabi tatta ko ko, ko ko Watashi dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Dekinai ano ko wa mou imasen Watashi dekinai dekinai dekinai ko Dare mo tasukete kuremasen Watashi sabishii sabishii sabishii ko Sabishii ano ko wa mou imasen Watashi sabishii sabishii sabishii ko Moshi mo jikan o modosetara AAAH La la la...

[@icedtoast8119]

Discone fjvnhgyjdyh tysm!

[@gokairedwillcipher]

Other ppl calling me useless: *cries* A bunch of singing robots call me useless: *this is fine*

[@hvvryijjzdkk2033]

4 of the 656 people says, we don't need more of such underlying-human-dignity songs. I love Kikuo-Sama.

[@nylahross297]

Prävention ／(≧ x ≦)＼ me too

[@ekomieran7150]

Me: *gets yelled at for the 29843 time this week for no reason* **sigh** *song plays*

[@leonelantoniocuenca7124]

Its like a concert

[@y11851]

Piko, Oliver, Len, and V flower sound so good! (Everyone does but Piko, Oliver, Len, and V Flower are my favs)

[@y11851]

Also I didn’t think I would get told I’m a useless child by my idols so ye. (Idk if I should call them my idols but I do look up to them)

[@gurugladys1359]

This is amazing and I also love that u give Miku her little solo

[@RandomGirl.RandamuOn-nanoko]

Miku was placed in the section where she calls herself a useless child and if you look at her picture it is actually well placed.

[@VertigoEyes]

Oliver and Vflower are the bEST-

[@Cephalo_People]

1:19 ah yes the ship is real

[@indigo5044]

IA supremacy 👏

[@indigo5044]

Oh and vflower 🛐

[@mishux-p4155]

RANA AND FLOWER SOUND SO GOOD TOGERTSHHSBD

[@Cephalo_People]

My theme song

[@puppylover2.0girl58]

Len: I’m Miku Kaito: No! I’m Miku Rin: I’m Miku! Miku: Seriously guys?

[@kingdesuu3091]

Ears: blessed Self-esteem: obliterated

[@slashaisle5375]

I love the transitions between low voice and high voice

[@crybabiesphanicattheblackp6009]

Wow...Vocaloid just told me I'm a useless child

[@akaao4333]

When I heard Oliver hear I thought I could hear heaven

[@mikudayoooooo]

piko, vy2 and kaito make my heart go ⬆⬇⬅↖↘➡

[@DeadTakeru]

I thought your comment was 8 years ago

[@badtzmikori]

when they sync it sounds so amazing though

[@mystical_stars]

WELL THEY ARE ON TUNE

[@lenaslaughter7712]

except for Rin :(

[@temanci]

Wait a minute, don’t Vocaloids cost money? HOW MUCH MONEY WAS SPENT FOR THIS?!

[@Uhhhhhhhhhm]

It's a mix of other people's covers, one person doesn't own all of these (although I'm sure someone does own this many or more)

[@quirklee3334]

Olivers voice is always so cute!!

[@clairvoyiiant]

The whole friend group made this for me ?? Well dang .

[@makatsue4598]

THIS BRINGS BACK WONDERFUL MEMORIES

[@lalafnaf7255]

Is this where everybody is calling Miku useless, and she confesses that she is useless, then everybody try to make her feel better by calling themselves useless?

[@xeanik]

Lala FNaF725 Nope. This is actually a song about a child being called "useless" by his mother constantly. He ran away and died. Then the mother called herself useless. Eternal Rain just mixed the covers

[@kxi_sxmixe]

Lmaoo copied comment

[@your.local.person6809]

Len is giving straight history teacher vibes

[@hiddensmartiedealer]

This kinda makes me of think of a bunch of orphans that are in the hands of an abusive caretaker singing, crying and pitying each other in the middle of the night saying they're useless and saying maybe that's the reason their parents gave them up

[@bubbletea8859]

3:14 Miku be like: GET OUT OF MY SONG

[@ri____h3nr628]

Then they came back like: WE'RE JUST TRYING TO BE INCLUDED then she's like: FIN LEAVE!

[@bloomlin27]

eargasms everywhere

[@melonchaa07]

is it bad that i genuinely enjoy this

[@twiiinkkk]

Not at all! Music, and all forms of media are to be enjoyed and appreciated (: Even things like creepy ARG's and horror movies. Kikous music SHOULD be appreciated, even if morbid.

[@eeeeeeeee9895]

Is it weird that I kinda like it when my favourite singers sing a song telling me how much of a useless child I am

[@cookiedough7660]

Damn now the whole squad can tell me I’m useless

[@abdullahdazai8581]

**uno reverse** No me

[@cookiedough7660]

@@abdullahdazai8581 *no we*

[@abdullahdazai8581]

Yay 😀

[@user-cf7hb6xh4n]

Wait for me :')

[@-babykillua-7778]

You're waiting for your favorite vocaloid :3

[@toniannsosa6025]

1:10 lol thought that was the middle finger

[@hime4151]

Same

[@joanarocha3210]

3:28 MEO DEUS SANTO AMADO NUNCA VI TANTOS VOCALOIDS CANTANDO AO MESMO TEMPO

[@Craze_1209]

Is this what the parents of children who make Gacha heats do every morning at therapy?

[@microwaveking]

1:10 Aaaaah I love how the girlfriends sound togetherrrr ✨

[@eevee3342]

it sounds like a whole classroom on stage singing lol

[@sagemoonstone9645]

WHY IS THE SMOL SAILOR CHILD HERE? OLIVER YOU DIDNT DESERVE THIS 😭😭😭 CAN I GET AN AMEN?

[@Naosei-fy2hu]

This song rlly fits in Oliver's voice omg

[@miramiramira1888]

OLIVER SOUNDED SO ADORABLE!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

[@svynrae1784]

1:18 so soft....

[@summerjesso5754]

2:04 holy fricc Kaito

[@Momothepeachh]

You’re a *MUDA* *MUDA* *MUDA* child In *ZA WARUDO*

[@miriguyunari]

Imagine being told you're useless by *that many* vocaloids.

[@TheAnimeViber]

Just when I thought vocaloid was my escape from being useless irl

[@Tabby777x]

THE MOST BOOTIFUL IVE EVER HEARD/SEEN/WITNESSED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE

[@shookga2350]

i swear i only know like 5% of the vocaloids.

[@joix6227]

Me:*has a bad day at school * I know some good positive music to make me feel better Also me:

[@WHIITETULLIP]

i swear i’m CRYING at this BEAUTY

[@SpinGoSpin]

getting bullied by several vocaloids wasn't in my plans for today but ok 😜🙌‼️

[@CEMENTSKULL]

Oliver and Nekomura have to be my favorites

[@leelee-no8bu]

vflower and rana surprisingly sound amazing together woah