YOU'RE FIRED! | HermitCraft 10 | Ep 13

Minecraft Hermitcraft : Rendog collects his Sales Trophy for his Beacon Shop before going on a shopping spree and firing a Minister in their shiny new Meeting Room of awesomeness!
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EPISODE CHAPTERS
00:00 - Cave of redemption
05:01 - Much sales, many Trophies
08:06 - Shopping spree
14:57 - You're fired!
• World of Hermits! - hermitcraft.com
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Series info:
Welcome, KZbin Minecraft viewer, to Hermitcraft Season 10! I am a proud member of Hermitcraft, and this will be my 7th season on this amazing Minecraft SMP server!
Hermitcraft is a Minecraft SMP server featuring some of KZbin's best and most talented Minecrafters. The server is 100% Minecraft Vanilla 1.20.4! This is Hermitcraft Season 10, and we are joined by two new Hermits, Skizzleman and Smallishbeans.
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[@craigcampbell195]

4:18 - Ren, I’ll just say this. You may want to sort out your creeper situation sooner rather than later. Because if a creeper blows up your Hermit Permits, you’ll have to make a trip to the Permit office. And I’ll bet there is a form to get a permit replaced, and knowing Grian it will most likely be a form for each permit that needs replacing. So just be careful out there.

[@sagibenyair5950]

and grian will tell him to "please wait" and the music will go on and you know what's happening from here

[@sambenao7]

Plus they are only open on Sundays from 2-3 pm

[@savannahrankin570]

Yeah, I agree.

[@bonniekeyworth3123]

Oh and he admitted in his latest video that he forgot how to duplicate them.😂😂😂

[@Werewolf914]

He'll be on hold until Season 20

[@rendog]

I mean seriously my peoples, what does a man need to do to get fired around here?! :D RD

[@MrBrianxero]

If i know one thing... Doing my job gets me the most negative attention.... Just do it loudly....

[@brokenigmatic]

Considering Grian isn't fired yet from the permit office, I'm going to venture these are union jobs.

[@camperkiller3]

Ask Mumbo, as an ex CEO he has experience getting fired.

[@CurtTheRed]

Well it’s a government position so just try being competent and efficient. Should get you fired prettt quick because I’ve never seen a government worker fitting that description.

[@j_j_j_j_j154]

I saw x's title yesterday, and I see this today, it seems there's been some major workplace violations

[@AvenRox]

"He's a theatre kid, just shoot" was unnecessarily funny

[@AjaxXavior]

Ren went to a shopping mall in Minecraft Oddly satisfying

[@somejerkbag]

Right? I hate shopping irl but I'm strangely enjoying Rens shopping trip 😊

[@wetbrick80085]

Haha I enjoy both IRL and in game

[@floyd5949]

Honestly, we need more shopping content

[@GombieZoblin404]

12:25 Ren gleefully paying triple the price of bamboo without a second thought is the most Giga-Boss thing I've seen all week.

[@dbuck4602]

"Glow sack juice" is a phrase that I'm just fine with never hearing again in my life.

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Same.

[@simic0racle157]

8:31 for those who need more

[@insidedevelopment5282]

“Glow, sack juice” there is a pause 😂

[@Looooooooofa]

poor wels, first no hat, now no seat the minister of light has been forgotten

[@GreenQueen69420]

Yeah, what happened to Wels? Is he not a part of the neighborhood?

[@safiaysobelbacsa5269]

​@@GreenQueen69420 Wels is part of the neighborhood plus! Which includes Jevin and Keralis too I think , and some other hermits I don't exactly know

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

Idk why, but watching hermits shopping is just kinda fun

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

lol that’s just your own shopping obsession coming out 😂 im kidding

[@cathiz3387]

It's like a shopping haul video without the whole fast fashion/privilege/consumerism negativity attached

[@freighter1097]

Almost pains me to tnt the shops and other buildings when the download comes out... almost.

[@OrigamiMarie]

I love watching them shop. It just feels like a wholesome old fashioned trip to town to stock up.

[@spinq1853]

Honestly one of my favourite parts of hermitcraft to watch in general hahahah

[@ChoppyCheese366]

"Here we are planting sulfuricus squirtiflora in a cave... I don't know, because... Lore??" I love how Rendog is completely transparent about how he's trying to construct the story of his base, even if it means doing completely random things and blaming it on the lore 😂

[@lomiification]

Ren knows hes setting up the stage for a theatre play later

[@Aenyn]

LORE

[@delitatactics6721]

Welsknight. Minister of light 🕯️🕯️🕯️ that wierd neighbor who lives in a castle way down the road.

[@Pickled_Monkey]

Poor guy didn't even get a hat :(

[@korenn9381]

Keralis also never got a hat or an official posting!

[@leakyjutube6677]

@@korenn9381he’s the secretary

[@Kahrris]

Poor Wels

[@ZeronSeptimus]

Was wondering that from Xisuma's episode, lol

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

19:19 Ren being disappointed with the other ministers not overthrowing him is really funny (And iskall's "I thought it was cute, y'know" in regards to Ren's poor minister of ministrying 20:23)

[@Ithenna]

Haha, yeah Iskall's comment is like how you think of a toddler who wants to pretend he's a king or a prince or something, and you just nod and smile and play along for awhile 😆

[@redram6080]

When you fail so hard you fail at failing

[@reid.b2926]

I loved Beef's comment: "I expected nothing more from Ren" 😂

[@samuelcornett1307]

"And that is a little tiny 'Ren'dition of each of the ministers bases." This one quote works on multiple levels. I think we should call Ren's versions of things 'Ren'ditions from now on!

[@RegularBiscuit]

'minister of your own mailbox' is the job you give to the three year old. finally ren is getting some acknowledgement for how hard he tries to fail at his job

[@Svendzeen]

14:28 casually dodging that baby zombie

[@sambuma]

He dodged that kid like a dad who "went out for smokes" one day then accidentally ran into it at the supermarket a few months later.

[@Zedja]

I noticed something during the meeting. In typical Ren fashion, there's not enough seats for all the ministers. Stress was missing, yet all the seats were full. They did state that the seats were for the original members, so no seats for Keralis, Wels or XB, so that means they are one seat short.

[@bensonjarvis5025]

False has killed you and her Title Sign survived the explosion. That means False is the new Minister of Ministry. Also did you forget to fax Wels, the Minister of Light, to the meeting?

[@Lunarcrumpet]

True leaders never want the top job, they just have a knack for bringing people together which Ren-diggity-dawg does 😂

[@avcivi]

I love that Xisuma was so still willing to go into the toilet despite having helped build the new meeting cave hahaha! And in all fairness, building them a lovely collaborative mural as a new meeting room is a terrible way to convince them to fire you. Excited to see what the mail role will entail.

[@rowanrooks]

Xisuma is really good at moving the story along. I noticed he did the same thing with Grian at the start of the season when he asked why it would be so bad if he died from the lava (which allowed Grian to start talking about Demise). It's fun to watch the Hermits support each other's storytelling.

[@Amokra]

And then they end with the Grey Poop Pond :)

[@norbby42]

Etho: I don't have a shopping addiction. Ren: TAKE MY DIAMONDS! Kudos to Ren for simply embracing it :D

[@BraveSoulPL]

Do you all forget about Wels, or is he not the minister of light? I believe he thinks he is. He did light up neighborhood xD

[@TheGrumpBunny]

He is, but he wasn’t one of the original ministers, he got his role a bit later

[@castlebeki]

Tbh, I feel like wels in his castle would make a perfect lord for all the ministers.

[@nightbeet2151]

I just got fired from my day job and come home and check my phone and one of the first things I see is this notification

[@AjaxXavior]

Oh that’s quite ironic sorry to hear that dude

[@Sammi01]

That's rough buddy

[@rendog]

Sorry to hear that, hope you're doing ok. This day will end, and a new day is just around the corner.

[@nightbeet2151]

@@rendogthanks man your the best

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

I’m really sorry! This sounds really insensitive but… you hate to see it. Im actually really sorry im also sorry if this comes off rude, good luck with everything 😊

[@curlyparmesan]

I LOVE shopping runs! That was exhilarating!

[@nunothekitten]

I SPILLED MY TEA WHEN I SAW MYSELF IN THE END CREDITS LOL

[@Arkay315]

They went from septic tank to batcave

[@AjaxXavior]

Saw Xisuma’s video where you Xisuma and False were building this it looks so cool definitely beats the previous meeting place

[@Everythingisnumbers]

Before or after the unfortunate renaming of the title?

[@AjaxXavior]

@@Everythingisnumbers before best title ever

[@castlebeki]

Did he actually change the title? XD (lmao he did, this makes the first title so much funnier)

[@jondouglas843]

New to the Rendog playlist, but honestly, I'm really liking Ren so far because he just seems like a really genuine guy.

[@julierosemodelproductions]

what a wholesome redemption arc, very much love the new meeting area!

[@waldzwerg7814]

Yes, this mural is a little beautiful Ren-dition.

[@doornumb]

I swear, everytime you die it's always because of False 1. False killed you when you pranked her with the rose bushes 2. You died with Bdubs for False to win Demise 3. You died from the tnt that False activated

[@Van-dq4sw]

The instinctually panicked rendition of Taps as the TNT started exploding around you made the whole sequence worth it.

[@spookysomeone]

8:42 imagining ren walking around with tote bags now

[@54m0h7]

That poor duck, just trying to live his life in the poop meeting room and you guys go a blow up him home. Tisk tisk..

[@sharkatak]

You know, I think Elvis went out kinda like this. Two kings going out in style, lol

[@graehart]

"You can never have too many item frames" He said having never played on a multiplayer server before. 😂

[@golbatgirl]

2:09 You're missing Welsknight (Minister of Light) and his castle

[@michaelhoerr2468]

“Because, I don’t know, lore?” sums up your content way too well! ❤

[@snowgods2195]

Pearl might get a little upset if you declare yourself mailing...

[@arthurmalavasic6788]

Lol, I love how you came out of the bee shop at night, and didn't even acknowledge that stupid lil kid, just jumped over his head and dipped :D

[@tibetanmonk2251]

I think in the biome it would be nice to get the pink brain corals and just do brainy-looking growths dotted about the landscape, like it's a colossal mega fauna fungus thing that spreads underground, and the growths we see are where it's expanded into a crevice.

[@angelwitch25]

Ren just casually jumping over the baby zombini lol Ren don't forget that you also have conduits as part of your permit :)

[@KratzALot]

"Next to the permit office, which we've not had a chance to find our way into yet" For your own sanity, I hope you never need to use the permit office..

[@brinosaurier6058]

Follow the squirtapod trail Follow the squirtapod trail Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the squirtapod trail Follow the plants down into the cave Miniature bases will frame our conclave Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the squirtapod trail We're off to have a meeting A neighbourhood meeting with Ren

[@imoutodaisuki]

I like how Xisuma has the audacity to build an illegal shop right next to the permit office lol.

[@jimmyfrost2091]

Singlehandedly propping up the economy. What a citizen.

[@henvartso]

"You can be minister of your own mailbox" has to be one of the best lines so far this season!

[@Kream-o]

Ren should call the cave "Underground "HOA Headquarters"

[@hermeshermit]

i have a suggestion as a dnd dm for the world building of giga corp, they don't actually send premade buildings they are like Ikea and send build boxes with instructions that way you don't have to dance around the fact you are doing the building, then the story is that the giga corp world is filled with invasive species, so the altering of the environment around the base is an accident so later on you have to contain the spread (like we do in our world because if something enters an area with nothing that eats its population will explode or if there's nothing that can outrun it it'll drive others things to extinction like we did) ultimately the neighborhood will be called upon to quell the spread and giga corp will have to send boxes to help prevent the spread but the end of the season is ended off with giga corp labeling the world as doomed to the plants and call you out of there to settle elsewhere while they take extra precautions in the future to prevent this from happening again (i love world building and story telling but ultimately this is just my 2 cents if you think its a dumb idea or aren't interested that's fine just wanted to give it to you while you were still in the early story stages)

[@lomiification]

Arrives as a chest monster

[@scribbler1316]

If I had a nickel for every time ren got a leadership role which ended with him being killed during the firing process I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

[@Kage000]

The cave give me "Neighborhood watch alliance" vibe from the movie "Hot Fuzz".

[@AKAMintYT]

"I've brought you all here because I'm mildly upset with you all" followed by False hiding behind a chair, and Cleo basically just going "Excuse you?" is never going to leave my mind-

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Hi Ren! I love the video style this season! I love the style you’re going with for your base as well, and the storyline thus far has been HILARIOUS. Thanks so much for posting so frequently this season, it makes my day. Im a newer fan, and Im obsessed with what I’ve seen thus far! Keep on going with the supreme content! Also, I love the neighborhood cave so much, it’s adorable!

[@SliferStreaming]

Maybe u can use some froglights to light up the gigahut areas, they're quite future lookin and i know a certain etho sells them

[@kevinlegobrickmaster8015]

Ren lowkey became the most profitable customer because of his theme this season

[@nevets1726]

I miss the Greetings cyberdogs intro, but I just finished listening to you on Imp and Skizz and I think you embracing change is amazing and is really encouraging to me as well (as someone who has been dealing with alot of change in the last month or two)

[@OnFire2346]

I absolutely love the Tiny Neighborhood! And that cave is fantastic. :)

[@mattlewandowski73]

Remember to stand upwind of wind of Ren... He took a swim in the toilet again... It has not been flushed the whole season... Given the mess around it, one can only imagine how Ren smells right now.

[@Ninjalette666]

jeeeez ren u hit up like 90% of the shoppin district in one trip 🤣

[@stephentrevis2514]

Nobody going to mention that he paid a diamond per stack for bamboo? Was supposed to be 3 for 1

[@coyoteeth]

insisting on being fired and then blown up is so funny and SO ren. loved this Neighborhood meeting!

[@billthegamerguy]

Ren gets paid and immediately stimulates the economy. He is the reason there will not be a recession!

[@chloedove2201]

Perfect timing for an awesome video! Just finished your second half of the imp and skizz podcast and i have to say after watching it your one of the Hermits i respect the most i hope your having a great day

[@finnleyflint]

the little neighborhood was so cute ! And I love how you went down with your ship like a good minister should. Hopefully ministering your mail box isn't too stressing! Always good day to watch some Ren Diggity-Dog coming from the Hermitcraft server. Maybe put your beacon office in the beacon sales thingy? In the giant eyes of Keralis or something?

[@mrs.ravnskjold4032]

I think this RENdition of the meeting room is really cozy-lookin and creative 😎

[@agentgauntlet4092]

I suddenly want a Ren and Etho 'Shopping Addicts' montage

[@originalcyn]

I’m here after your Imp & Skizz podcast ep. As a 40-something Minecraft viewer, I appreciate that you’re trying to appeal to more to adult viewers! I’m here for it!

[@joe886988]

Minister of your own mailbox ! ~ Iskall85

[@luciekolarova5351]

the shopping spree was one of the most wholesome things to watch

[@kathrynhadfield5281]

That meeting had an uncanny similar feeling to real-life meetings I've had at work - the dissapointmenet and enthusiam of yet-another-meeting-that-could-have-been-an-email. Perfect office meeting vibes but in a much nicer environment!

[@codingjawa5180]

3:42 Squirter-Pods? Very poor choice of words Ren 😈 :D

[@NogardCodesmith]

11:55 diamond carrots sound pretty awesome.

[@whosmayanotme]

Lol

[@rjshadow4321]

each person should have a secret passage from their base to their home in the cave.

[@fjolliff6308]

Sorry, you dodged that bb zombo like a pro!

[@solarprogeny6736]

that shopping segment was so satisfying to watch, rarely do the hermits feature their shopping in their episode but it's exciting to see you spend the money you made on other people's lovely shops

[@ronniemokeev3322]

I love seeing the shopping stuff, seeing how the shopping area has changed over time is so much fun

[@diegodamiani6568]

You should totally build a Gigacorp Mail Post Building!

[@mama1bear169]

I love the vibes of, "How can I justify buying from every single Hermit?" I will never farm again!

[@Mysterybox007]

I hope this season is Ren being as many different ministers as possible 😂

[@Kiwimarauder]

Awesome episode! Really liked all the different aspects, cave, shopping, the meeting and destroying Iskalls lit caves xD

[@LiquidCowboy]

You know what Ren .. ..... .... . ....... .. ......... .... ....... ...... .... . ..... ......... ......... ... ...... you really make me smile 🙂

[@sagibenyair5950]

I think you shuold call it "the caveorhood"

[@Streamblox]

cleo should add a pet platypuss(with armor stands) to the entrance of Ren's mural house down in the meeting cave.

[@woahhhluv]

I’m in love with the shopping haul segment

[@yoko3182]

25:09 make the bottom out of clay, stone, gravel, etc. and it can be the grey poo pond.

[@nixienooo]

Not me screaming “Rennnn you’re wasting all your diamonds Reeeeeennnnn….”

[@Zebrahpandacow]

12:09 3 is a powerful number. 2nd biggest prime...yadda yadda yadda... it's just always been my favorite number lol

[@HeartGamer26]

Just love the new Neighborhood meeting area, the big fire gives me bonfire vibes.

[@deborahsheets2604]

That shopping spree was so satisfying

[@reid.b2926]

The shopping montage was indeed highly satisfying

[@moonlit_sky127]

gonna watch this while i work on some stuff for my art portfolio :D college apps due soon lol

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Have fun with that😂

[@moonlit_sky127]

@@Shortnamesareoverrated thanks 😭

[@yeahnice3212]

good luck with your portfolio!! I watched lots of hermitcraft while i finished mine in February as well :P

[@moonlit_sky127]

@@yeahnice3212 thank you !! congrats on getting it done :D

[@descrom683]

If there was a shopper award you would be leading that too!

[@goldeneagle3762]

If the neighborhood bathroom is close you should connect it to the new meeting room and have a septic tank exit to the new meeting area

[@robertpaveza6182]

"It's a tiny 'Ren-dition'..."

[@jeffceriotti]

Ren, you never disappoint. Always so supportive of the Hermit economy and always with a laugh. Great episode!

[@MarylinBones]

It would be a great idea to have a toilet as the entrance for the meeting room!

[@DrakeossDragoon]

False has a good idea, and you could line it with stone so it would be "The Grey Poo Pond" lol

[@Stormageddon2015]

Ethos got nothin on Ren’s shopping addiction!

[@Lozi_Taylor]

Ren's new role Minister of Communication

[@Hoggy123]

Why is watching hermits shopping so fun, so addictive

[@robodos]

Surround the pond in stone and call it "The Grey Poo-pond"

[@natanislikens]

Well… at least we know what Ren constantly blows the budget of the Ministry of Ministries on. -- I love how Ren flew away from Keralis’s bee shop and didn’t notice the Baby Zombie coming at him. -- Speak of which… I think HermitCraft Chat should hold the title of Ministry of Ministries.