YOU SUCKS

[@trueskyte]

Man hamster is such a good editor, he completely erased the beard you were growing in this video.

[@hatecrewblaze]

hahahah the burn

[@nargaman261]

Harstem is dead since 5 months, it's all cgi

[@zor8952]

The Captain did ask to rate 1 to 10 out of 100 though.

[@esuil]

Is this a reference I am missing?

[@kobenhavnerhvidogblaa8696]

​@@esuilwatch the ending

[@jordanleighton6893]

I genuinely relate to the “roughly 8 probes” and then it being closer to 15

[@xitaris5981]

Or exactly 16 11:20

[@sbsymbols_7534]

The guys must be a physics major

[@nathangamble125]

@@sbsymbols_7534 If we assume a spherical zergling with negligible mass at room temperature in a constant gravitational field... there's no way they could do enough damage to kill 16 probes in that amount of time.

[@shadowling77777]

@@nathangamble125MATHHHHS

[@impishlyit9780]

@@nathangamble125 I need to see the computation on that. Certainly an experiment could be set up to prove that room temperature electrons could do enough damage to the probes to kill 16 of them. In what ways do the properties of the zerglings make them less capable of this goal than electrons?

[@miza6]

Killing it on all your channels, Harambo, Harstem Casts, and of course, the main. Happy bday, you are the man, keep it up.

[@RedAshsc2]

As someone who knows both Chew and You on discord, I can confirm that (checks notes) - "Zerg is clearly broken and You did nothing wrong"

[@hyukimno7921]

still waiting for the episode where it is imba xD

[@ghostsmoke11]

Here's the only time an imba report would be accepted: "My opponent was Serral."

[@hangnumburs]

There was one that I remember, the one with the imposter

[@LordxJoe]

@@hangnumburs link?

[@amhm8664]

@@hangnumburs nah nah, really?? All I can remember is one with a draw. Something like: You are right, this seems imbalanced, and I gotta say you don't suck"

[@hangnumburs]

@@amhm8664 just search iodis impostor not that hard

[@phileas007]

Harstem, it's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside!

[@jordanleighton6893]

This is the first of these I’ve watched and god damn Harstem doesn’t pull punches huh

[@fredwin]

Normally happens with the higher MMR reports, or the better he thinks the player is.

[@danielbeshers1689]

I've noticed the same thing, the higher your MMR, the more savage Harstem is

[@bencheevers6693]

Just wait for the analogies, he's on a higher level

[@bac1308]

At least most people know what they're signing up for by sending him the replay

[@danieltremblay179]

@@bac1308 They're also getting free coaching as a result

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

The moment Harstem said the name of the player... I was like, "Nah buddy, I'm Terran" -then proceeded to feel stupid.

[@steveABCDEFG]

But as a Terran don’t you always feel stupid? (This coming from me, also a Terran)

[@jordanleighton6893]

Hamster is a fantastic editor

[@absurdemtiefer1950]

ia there a pure Hamster channel ?

[@SomeNerdSomewhere]

Couldn't agree more

[@rahulshah1408]

How does Hamster come up with all the editing flair? The crosses popping up was amazing. Please edit out Kevin's singing ... please. We will take his word next time.

[@strateeg32]

he has a guy to edit stuff

[@xitaris5981]

@@strateeg32 He knows, he even said his name "Hamster". It's not a typo :P

[@hamster_designs]

I'm the eeediting guyy... Duh! Du dududududu

[@strateeg32]

@@xitaris5981 ooops sorry

[@TheSwordfish-g3r]

This is so funny

[@victornunes900]

11:49 Spot the person who didn't watch their own replay before sending the complaint.

[@nyx211]

Didn't You already send in a game to IODIS? I swear I remember the name.

[@lad4694]

The DECLINCCED STAMP IS BACK!!!!

[@anamorfoplasis]

Somebody please submit the complaint under nickname “Eye”!

[@lelouchvibritannia7809]

This protoss must have been drunk or smth

[@mishazerg]

You already watched the video?

[@morty908]

@@mishazerg On 2x speed.

[@justinpark837]

I know both of the players in the game xD this is going to be interesting

[@LGB-FJB]

You are growing a beard? I mean, ya, your beard is looking real nice. I'd give it a 16 out of 10.

[@aceofspades6907]

Hamsters editing on point as always

[@strateeg32]

i am pretty sure he has a guy

[@ThéoNortier]

​@@strateeg32yes actually it is hamsters, not harstem that do the editing

[@Nafghar]

You just made me realize that hamster is actually an anagram of harstem

[@strateeg32]

@@ThéoNortier yeh i just find that out haha

[@SEVYN_Q]

"Mariah Carrey came on, thats not what he wanted at all" LOL, subbed!

[@xitaris5981]

I had a dyslexic moment where I thought the 'X' indicated the race was saying that he was Silver league. I was so confused as to why Harstem was being so nitpicky and later I was impressed he was able to kite. Overall, I'm still shocked it's GM. I forgot how brutally Harstem can breakdown even GM player's games.

[@BentusiProgenitors]

Colli is bad choice. And so is immos. He should have pumped distruptors. He would have won.

[@mateuszskrzypek8027]

is it me or harstem's pupils look like he is high in every single video? 23:35

[@TheR00k]

I knew I wasn't seeing things!

[@BarringtonDrive]

I DID like the dude's stasis wards though.

[@SomeNerdSomewhere]

Would anyone else watch an entire series of Harstem poorly covering "Arctic Monkeys" songs? Asking for a friend...

[@charlieawerbuch5352]

This guy's micro during most of those engagements was really good. The stasis ward placement was on point, and he was able to consistently utilize it to break up the Zerg armies. It was very well done.

[@Amoeby]

4.8k is GM on NA server? I guess, NA jokes are true then.

[@Fimbu1vetr]

Not enough players :(

[@xitaris5981]

Season 55, last season, you needed to be above 5k MMR in every region to get GM. Season 53 you needed to get 4800 MMR to be GM in Europe, but still needed 5k to be GM in NA. Season 52, you needed 4800 MMR in both Europe and NA. It's not that 4800 is low MMR, it's that the pros are insanely high.

[@andreashofmann4556]

Your beard is a solid 7. Out of 100.

[@WandererTheLost]

Isn't this that guy that's supposed to be fighting all the forest fires?

[@Softcloner]

Also note the colors of the players. Its not the standard laddercolors, another reason why they probably know one another.

[@simonkonicek1300]

he killed 8, I killed 6 = I was ahead... nice :D

[@xitaris5981]

I know, that logic is unreal. (and also he actually killed 16 :P )

[@WoobertAIO]

Love that little "Editor's Note" up there. The Zasz is unreal.

[@Sparta-vu3jj]

lol the body language, you really love what you do don't you Captain?

[@dasdasdasdasdas2313]

what beard?

[@K3rriganZerg]

Hamsters 🐹 editing is top tier 👌

[@hamster_designs]

😊

[@zgjimgashi6945]

god i enjoy your content so much. the analysis, the deep knowledge u got about the game and the humor ofc makes it rly fun to watch. the editing was also very funny, i laught so hard when the whole 3rd mineralline was raidet, gave me flashbacks of how my own earlygames mostlikely looks like :D keep up the good work pls

[@svengalt9546]

I watch harstem because he is handsome(NH), but the SC2 is a nice bonus. Oh and the humor, that's number two for sure.

[@kostyantynhoncharov493]

HAMSTER !! hope you read this ^^ i would very much love to see a video of you editing ! showing your tech, skills, how to do the stuff !!! like a guide, i would like to learn !!! ( on your own channel ) Please consider it ^^ thnx for the vid and have a good day ! ^^

[@hamster_designs]

I mean, most of it is pretty basic 😅 Not too sure what I would talk about in there ^^

[@kostyantynhoncharov493]

@@hamster_designs Basic for you ^^ for me you're closer to legend ;)

[@Sparta-vu3jj]

this is the most platinum looking grandmaster game I've ever seen

[@Fimbu1vetr]

RIP You. Lol my diamond games would prolly look like bronze in IODIS

[@xitaris5981]

@@Fimbu1vetr I was thinking the same thing. This guy looks like how I perceive my Diamond games :P But they're probably much sadder

[@chloesmith4065]

Bro for real. NA must be really desperate these days if this guy is a grandmaster.

[@regeci2074]

NA grandmaster xd

[@chaotikkiller1617]

@@chloesmith4065 Lol nothing to do with region, it's just that putting in enough time and being semi-decent can bring you to GM on all regions. Times that you play and such also can account pretty heavily for inflated ranks.

[@roostrr42]

HOLY SMOKES MAN!!!! You're always so abrupt at the beginning of these. I clicked the video and immediately out of the gate comes o7 with a desk slam and he's yelling. I almost choked on my lunch and went to the hospital. Keep it up cap!

[@SkytossNerfed]

14/15 rating for the beard Captain. As powerful as 1st pylon!

[@SaladBowlz]

Harstem. I'd be in a arctic monkeys cover band with you. I'll play bass.

[@earthbind83]

Your beard: On a scale of 1-10 where 3 is the highest value it's at least a 12. (Gooftroop reference)

[@parishala]

POV: A friend is talking to you. 10/10 beard. The world isn't ready yet. Maybe keep shaving a couple more years.

[@NeoBladeSC2]

At 6:02 or 6:03 ... what does he say? "Stop the count?" or "Stop the calb?" - Is there a native speaker who understands this?

[@Jo-de3st]

I wonder if it would be fun to do a critique of a game without seeing the opponents view, only seeing what the one player sees.

[@5x385]

How long have you been going without shaving / waiting for the beard? I think without that info I can't rate it.

[@NaZtRdAmUs]

Your growing a beard couldn't tell mate until you said...

[@Shkibs]

Rating for the beard: 6 6 out of 100 :D Seriously, first 2 months will look real bad. No way around it. And even then there's no guarantee that after 2 months it will look good. But hey! atleast you got great hair!

[@a1b3do]

To Whom it May Concern (Hamster): After thorough investigation, each case is given the designation of Imba/Suck and the submitted form is stamped accordingly. For such a significant and culminating moment, a mouse click sound effect is slightly underwhelming. Thankfully, I have located a suitable replacement form-stamping sample to use instead: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqjcZYabbLyDnc0 In every other respect great job on the editing cheers

[@luxon4]

the real answer is that stalkers suck, you need splash. even supply and zerg attacked into a superbattery and two cannons.

[@Dedrexms]

10/10 for the beard, will make it 15/10 when it grows more

[@Whitesticks1]

That jack the ripper line had me laughing in bed at 4am and my wife woke up. Worth it

[@Sev017]

based on this title, im so ready

[@Nathanael_Forlorn]

We should add predictions. After reading the complaint form and before watching. Bcs you already know what happened.

[@gmichia]

Toss sucks. Explain classic skytoss losing over and over to z and t. You can't, the game is imbalance. Explain also why protoss is the only race not required to be actively scouted by the other 2 race(doesn't make a difference). Toss have been nerf to zero one base all in potential against the 2 other races.

[@user-nx3zm3ln7m]

Why those guys who send IODIS almost never show up in the comment section to make some kind of „statement” ;D I know YOU are here, checking all the comments. Come on, dont be shy now :D

[@TomtomTM1]

I love the "hero style opener" line. Oh yes, watch me build lings, its my Raynor style build Edit; Man after watching the video, where does the Toss really have an advantage, you really just must have not watched the replay at all to claim such outragous things.

[@TORRASQUETHEONE]

Honestly, Captain, I didn't notice you were growing a beard until you mentioned it. 1/10. Sorry brother

[@dustinmorrison6315]

Had to have been friends with the queen spore shenanigans.

[@edekolechowski]

Imo, you did a really great job during the fights, but had a suboptimal opening and made 2 blunders, that's what is usually enough to decide the winner in PvZ

[@hamburgers7817]

I really don't like the call to make colossus vs clumps of roaches and hydras. Disruptor so much better. And yes like Harstem said while waiting for the robo bay could of made 2 immortals

[@Saucemixer]

A birthday Edition :D - Happy Bday

[@jpVari]

Continue to be baffled that people don't seem to watch their replays before sending them in... I guess that's obvious even without the inaccuracies tho.

[@jambootful]

Good video, beard is defo below 5 can't tell you've grown anything captain sorry!

[@beerasaurus]

This was GM match? It's like watching two people on mobility scooters getting into a fight.

[@patgrady]

"This is not how language works"

[@aaronbaron086]

You have a beard? Sorry Kevin, i rate your beard a 0 coz it wasnt noticable at all. Like you said in the video, a good friend would be honest

[@Cheshire9k]

What the hell is that yellow unit all the way on the left in the Zerg's tab at 15:57

[@Kerostasis]

That's an Overseer cocoon.

[@haimmaik]

5 on the beard cuz i don't wanna get banned xD (which is probably more than the amount of hairs he has in it O.O)

[@aaavvv2862]

To be honest, this game can be used by the zerg to say protoss imba for 1 zealot run by just turned the game upside down.

[@jamesmontero2604]

Great video as always. The editing was also absolutely amazing this video btw!

[@aviFlashbacks]

I think you may be a little too used to playing against xeyid, and tried applying strats for playing against xeyid, as they’re a quite popular scion custom races player. Maybe even tried to apply some keiron stuff to Protoss, as iirc that’s their main scion race

[@5switch09]

I think the face cam is still far too small. We need it covering at LEAST half the screen please!

[@SZRLM]

0/10 on the beard. I didn't even notice those whiskers until you mentioned it and the light hit just right.

[@auzor5900]

fyi: for 15-20 years, pingpong match scoring has been 11 points/set. (3 sets to win, vs before 2 sets to 21 points to win the match).

[@ledrash6079]

Shit, that is a long time ago. I remember my reaction when they changed that like "Why? Oh, maybe more exciting as a sport, okay then..."

[@Johnny-Joseph]

Dude had the micro but his mental reasoning skills are severely lacking to gain any more MMR

[@zor8952]

Saying we should give your beard a rating of one to ten is not giving it enough credit. I would give it a solid 11 out of 100.

[@xitaris5981]

I give the Beard a solid 5/10, but I also had to swap from watching on my phone to my 32 inch monitor to see it.

[@humbertoblanco8656]

5.1 for thea beard

[@w0nd3rlu573r]

What beard mate? Hamster, draw some so we know what Kevin is talking about.

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

“Declinced!” :D

[@roarmalf]

Your beard is on par with You's macro, which is to say it's much better than mine...

[@absurdemtiefer1950]

0 did not even notice

[@sagacity1071]

Who are these posts from? They sound like angry forum posts XD

[@Kopalex23]

Yo, the 6/100 beard tho ;) Almost as good as my moustache.

[@zes7215]

no such thing as suck or win or it is or etc, cepuxuacuishux, outx, can outx any nmw and any s perfect

[@Kryzcek]

Just reading complain form is worth a "like" :)

[@sbsymbols_7534]

Harstem you forgot to chrono boost your facial hair follicles. That is not a good build order for a beard.

[@dragoslove]

How do I book Harstem for singing covers at my next party?

[@cpy]

The beard is a 10, and I totally saw it and didn’t think “what beard?”

[@HellecticMojo]

sigh... yet another one where people overestimate their economy damage.

[@DavidZetaKrone]

Do none of these people *watch the reply before sending it in?!?!?!*

[@TheSexMachineOf2009]

I find it hilarious that the literal first action that You does is already a mistake and Harstem does NOT let it go unnoticed lmao

[@cavemantero]

Dark proved Zerg is imba vs Maru. He was completely outplayed and still won 2 games just for picking Zerg.

[@pawacoteng]

Spoilers: To be fair, Maru nuked his own base.

[@Atlantis357]

Why is Harstems cam so large from 2:00 to 4:00 minutes? It's making me mildly uncomfortable.

[@TheDinofou]

because early game is boring

[@rislingpodiumperformance]

El Capitan Harstem, happy birthday

[@macsimumvideo]

No, you.

[@Daniel-xaogjeyh]

can you make Harstem smaller, he is really annoying at this size

[@YeshuaLives4YHWH]

algorhytm :) gang

[@Zadrigo]

Let me just rate Harstem's beard really quick. So, on a rate from 1 to 10, I rate it as..."beard?"