you weren't supposed to act on the thoughts

[@giovannyrodriguez94]

Bro admitted to thinking about his dog licking da tip 💀😭😭

[@MystGoofy]

we think of crazy shit when horny

[@cloudirubez07]

What’s crazy is bro said he’s thought of worse too 💀

[@productions__]

​@@cloudirubez07mw2 😂😂4ttttt4😢😢5😢😮3 is 😂4😂😂mw3 the 5😢

[@johnjeff-b3u]

n said trying your nut is crazy

[@WhereDidMyWifiGo]

Completely unprovoked😭

[@haggsy]

aint no way bro really said he thought about letting his dog lick tha tip ☠

[@sivialove475]

Fr he so wild for that😭

[@JoshuaScarborough-cc5jc]

​@@sivialove475 And him talking about eating nut 💀💀💀

[@smuksr]

ngl i let my dog lick my balls and closed my eyes thinkin it was my crush

[@johnjeff-b3u]

n he said that trying your nut is crazy

[@yesyesyesyesyesyes2021]

The one right before that said he did his mom 💀💀

[@PilotfromETG]

*1:34* "Jimmothy" aw hell naw💀

[@ahumblekangaroo]

Bro 💀

[@maxclips1]

i swear the confessions get crazier each time

[@LittleTimmyFN69]

real

[@nepzski]

i said something crazy and she responded with something crazier

[@spoopy5810]

these confessions are crazy

[@Deaffectted]

But he gotta bring these back

[@realuke.]

max never fails to enter me and fill me up with his love nectar

[@cfrmda203]

what the fuck are you talking ab

[@itsjassmarie]

Dawg😭

[@Flako7]

What yo bro

[@unogaku]

bro what are you on

[@monkeBeastTitan]

ok man

[@zekko600]

"I lost my v-card when i was 10 to my cat" LMAOOOOOOO

[@qastra_]

Blud thinks he’s Shane Dawson 💯💯❗️❗️☠️☠️

[@TheMeatEater]

Shane Dawson ahh moment💀

[@TheActualCorrectOpinion]

Add “because I thought it was a chicken nugget” and it’s one of those AI stories videos

[@juanmar7in3z40]

“But now y’all wanna talk now that it’s ’unanimous’” 💀💀

[@jimsclahdi853]

anonymous 😭😭😭😭😭

[@qastra_]

6:54 Nah, whoever submitted that thought they was slick 😭 nah blud we saw that

[@Xombtomb7XVG-dg7tv]

How tf you even do that 💀💀💀

[@BigDaddyKnez]

@@Xombtomb7XVG-dg7tvfuck a femboy? Uhhh, through the asshole, perhaps?

[@313Leøn]

when it unanimous

[@JuicyDuckie]

That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million Ken Carsons in Cartivile and only 3.5 million Destroy Lonelys in Opium City which means if the Ken Carsons were to invade Opium City, each Destroy Lonely will have to fight 14 Ken Carsons.

[@ghostpanthr5647]

Opium lore?

[@jas0nese]

what are you talking about.

[@JuicyDuckie]

@@jas0nese bro is new

[@coolguysupb6184]

@@JuicyDuckiehe not new your just retarted😭

[@azudemttila]

Get a job

[@lukaztec982]

The Mr. Beast one is wild 😂😭

[@ovahlord1451]

bro was def stroking to Chris 💀

[@userUIhrGyrhsj]

July 2024 and trust me you DO NOT want to show him 😂😭😭

[@DMB443]

@@userUIhrGyrhsj lmao

[@josiahb3n4]

ngl i did this too

[@Bobymcswager]

2:53 bro really spent more time tryna find a find to not read it than it would take to actually read it 😭😭😭

[@theyyluvvwaywayy]

FAV GAY STREAMER 😊😊

[@untappedpotential28]

But he isn't doe

[@Mrgaming_150onYT]

@@untappedpotential28yeah he is

[@quandaledinglenut9805]

@MaxwellScrotumthank yo7

[@KEDARUNIVERSE]

@@untappedpotential28where u Been at max been came out the closet

[@Lazarusgoons2x]

Bro these videos been lacking I’m not going to hold you I had to tune in to Twitch😢

[@AntoshaTV]

ive decided to not eat while watching maxs confessions 😭😭

[@user-hm9ik6xq5n]

max never fails to make me explode all over my screen

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lpmarveledits7085]

Pause

[@CholoSleepy]

"being autistic damn near a superpower " 17:10 😂😂 crazy

[@raphaelcastelmorano1507]

Glad he brought this back 🔥

[@globaldy8264]

Bro at 1:20 thought beating off was like eating a snack😭

[@Admeen3581]

1:42 aged well 💀

[@TheActualCorrectOpinion]

“Encouraging, like… almost like parasocial relationships-“

[@Bigbiceps301]

he likes em young

[@madeuinheavan108]

1:01 unanimous 😭😭😭

[@octane1713]

1:42 this shit didn’t age well…. 😭

[@ouioui1330]

Real

[@1f6ixwas9ine]

Beat by the dog on the private story is insane

[@lostwebpage]

nahhhhh 21:40 dude said he did c*m tributes to max then max proceeds to enlarge his webcam 💀

[@jx7ll]

we got em

[@rainhat1]

max: a cuteball that is pansexual and an underage smoker🤗

[@tunegotemm]

​@MaxwellScrotumkpksvsahoahasshoohc☠️🙏

[@baccupacci]

@MaxwellScrotumwhat the fuck

[@trentonking764]

Me licking my lips to 🔞 boys be like

[@A1E5B2]

@@trentonking764read that so wrong 😅

[@cuntnuggett]

No you read it so right ​@@A1E5B2

[@ziptimizer]

my favorite trans, pansexual, dwarf streamer uploaded 😁😁

[@spookypuky2439]

😄😄

[@kqizen1293]

Most definitely number one streamer rn, love my goat

[@rd101]

6:37 I love how he starts skipping through all the answers lmao

[@overez2969]

3:05 the fact this shit is the norm online rn is so fuckin depressing. like bro is so opposed to reading that he would rather spend 2 mins putting it into tts when it woulda taken 20 seconds to read. like im a fan but like learn how to read damn

[@shaminamina]

aint readin all dat

[@overez2969]

​@@shaminamina my fault pimp. i said yall mfs dumb as hell. room temp iq type shit. dont know how to read fr

[@baldmista1907]

I'm putting this comment through tts cuz I ain't reading allat

[@fahrenheithater]

His story gon take up the whole stream so he dont want to read it

[@BabyMatiny]

these replies are case and point bruh 💀

[@reinty8588]

I miss this. Glad it's back

[@MonkeyDJaden75]

mha fan

[@Jinoromani]

max gotta do more of these

[@afriking]

I’m hoping that all the messed up confessions aren’t real 😭

[@anusaukko6792]

Contrary to what people may believe, interesting things do happen in the world on the daily.

[@acidicdiamond]

@@anusaukko6792🤓

[@8ooties]

been a 5star youtube viewer since before 60k, its amazing to see the growth

[@synkr2578]

fr its crazy how big hes gotten

[@xdd543]

i love when max gets big inside me

[@vlonecartiiii]

no one cares lil nigga

[@HeadlessStatue]

I found him off drip plug

[@trentonking764]

He scams people

[@eerice704]

This vid so nostalgic for some reason

[@skibbiddi_cohen]

The 3rd guy is a real one I low key used to beat while watching gamingwithkev

[@samthompson7821]

22:15 max started spiting real shit right there

[@TheNathanator]

this guy is a natural born comedian, i'm laughing my ass off over here

[@BigDaddyKnez]

10:28 aw, that was actually wholesome

[@Jovyurr]

I WAS ALREADY ON SHOOCK WITH THE THUMBNAIL

[@lawson6384]

watching this on the toilet n it hurts so bad i'm crying

[@ianliagan2997]

1:24 lil bro is at a max level dopamine addiction

[@cyqt24]

11:20 bruh the switch up is crazy 😂

[@JFkendama]

that thumbnail confession is diabolical 😂

[@luisayala7226]

*9:35* I didn't know sneako watched max too

[@kdsfjfdhfkjdfgk]

22:19 rest in peace bruh thats sad af

[@gamerthings2559]

22:54 I feel like popularity STILL lives on in schools, even in college. It’s just not by normal means. (For example: If you win a fight. If you win a jumping, you would be a legacy. If you not only won, but also beat the ever living crap out of the people who jumped you, you’re even more of a legacy)

[@gamerthings2559]

Even in jobs, popularity is still alive. Just more evolved. (You could do it by normal means though, easier than high school and college) And even in public, if the news talks about you winning a jumping, you’re def gonna be the talk of the day, if not the week.

[@Geck_Gxng]

You inspiring been watching since 2020-2021 u a legend

[@CartFullerr]

Max Never Fails Too Spread My Cheeks With White Stuff 🤭

[@rivalz8463]

That Oreo Cream Hit Hard! 🥵😍🤤😱

[@ihartchrome]

there's no saving you my brother

[@reeseon10]

ur meeting carti bro

[@g-fabyt8748]

Your weird shits not funny

[@G59forlife.]

no punchline just straight to the point ☠

[@yann1ck536]

end was crazy asf😭

[@nutsachey]

14:07 this shi so real tho, no silly stuff

[@TexanTalk28]

“Jimmithy” im dead 😂

[@mylo9753]

brodie really said jimithy

[@109_hassy]

The stuff with animals are insane

[@woke.huncho]

some people beat their meat with a mcchicken

[@Xombtomb7XVG-dg7tv]

@woke.huncho How do you know this? Did you experiment? 💀

[@JJunknown15]

Confessions are back W

[@gamerkid4451]

I was bored and I was boutta gts until I see max upload 😊

[@TheStinkiestz]

No way bros struggling with reading a single paragraph

[@masterofghost6589]

Never act on your thoughts

[@crazystories22]

“sometimes you gotta come on that bih” 11:29

[@RainMan-k4r]

Stg I died laughing when he said that bruh this kid poured his soul out on that filthy stream and bro said “just gotta cum on a bih” 😂

[@liamrosita8588]

Let me out of the basement gang 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@marykunz5394]

ermm i think i exploded my pants

[@nikusfn1540]

18:07 why he said crazy like that

[@NahIdfertilize]

Yikes max writin confession now 😂 0:49

[@germyz]

0:59 This started happening when i was fourteen 😭😭😭

[@jonpio88]

wheres the jacket from

[@dwoov27]

maqueplackboy is awesome!

[@bigboyoliwer]

maxy poo is the best lesbian streamer of all time😆😋😊

[@nicoleobiisn]

i’m subbed now 5tar shi ❤

[@TaeDawgMadFresh]

5star outta pocket

[@rvgprodss]

My favorite 4”3 transgender streamer maxypoo

[@starzz_andre]

I don’t wanna see this from the thumbnail💀

[@poekeo9668]

my favorite bisexual streamer mac

[@scenebynorzin]

Bro struggles to read five sentences

[@mush9880]

another face 2 face confesions

[@Abos1357]

Bro said unanimous instead of anonymous.

[@BigDaddyKnez]

No way this dude can’t read a paragraph worth of text lmao

[@vanity1180]

I know for a fact he struggled when the teacher told him to read something 😭

[@strapwars]

that mrbeast one is wildddd😭😭😭

[@basedchango2172]

1:21 is actually genuienly relatable but I would be lookin at the wall not the fucking mr beast video

[@roxnny377]

Alr dropped a like before the vid started🤣

[@Cod-specialcase]

Chat is wildin

[@jacksclips9343]

CONFESSIONS ARE BACKKK!

[@sigmaeskibidi]

12:46 want to find out

[@Pabloscobar06]

14:11 hell nah 🤮🤮🤮

[@werrutkyupnext]

6:51 that's me lmao and a true story don't ask

[@EngineNo5]

Most sane plaqueboymax fans:

[@Lilgyatt-w8k]

Favorite ph streamee

[@elbiggestgengsta]

The top 2 comments are literally the first thing i came to the comments for 😭😭

[@mccheesycotw5568]

LFG my favorite videos

[@Mushr00mtip]

Lowk that beating on the side shi is real asf

[@FlyingHands994]

huh

[@Hyperion_86]

No cap

[@ishmeet316]

new maxipoo vid!!!!

[@sonsred8993]

7:03 😂

[@mistull]

max got the squid games fit

[@Stender_]

Stroking to Mrbeast is crazy

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

This is wild lmfao.

[@IJustWannaSleep1]

“Unanimous” it’s anonymous 😭

[@AmeenThaG]

Max comments are CRAZYYYYYYYTTT

[@dtayt1]

bro what is the name of the song that plays whenever he gets a sub

[@artexscar_2718]

Max with 2 vids in 2 hours

[@sharkdeer]

Fav trans streamer on the platform🔥🔥🔥

[@society3464]

Thumbnail is crazy💀

[@samuraituff9653]

I remember when max also laid in his own pee / pee because he almost died