You Won't Believe How HARD This Is

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[@lyylski]

The mistake was giving your opponent the rook fork when you still had so many pawns left.

[@biogoo]

Yes, gameplay was full of mistakes, the "no capture lose all" meta plays out very differently against a 100 rated than what was shown.

[@Donald_the_Potholer]

No, his mistake was Rg1. Rf1 would still have given the King an escape move.

[@devanshsrivastava3171]

Bro couldn't even lose properly

[@SquashDemon]

what are you, his parent?

[@86xp86]

@@SquashDemon i mean considering he's asian his real parents probably treat him 1000x worse

[@appletizer8415]

​@@86xp86a million times* (Speaking from personal experience)

[@devanshsrivastava3171]

@@SquashDemon if I was I would be 6 feet underground rn

[@Mythraen]

​@@devanshsrivastava3171Dying from embarrassment at your child's, uh, success?

[@matematika1020]

The ultimate 100 rated experience.

[@tarvoc746]

Simp: "I would like to gift you some elo on a silver plate." Opponent: *blunders Queen and King in the same move.*

[@idonnow2]

tbh the opponent could afford to take the rook since, yknow, they still had the entirety of their pieces and pawns left

[@wombat4191]

Yeah, relative value of pieces matters as well. Opponent's queen was 9 out of his total 59 points of material, Simp's Rook was 5 out of his total 7 points of material. That rook was way more valuable to Simp than the queen was to the opponent.

[@oliverkolossoski1434]

I think the opponent realized he was doing a lose all pieces challenge and placed his bishop there on the previous turn just so the king couldn't move up.

[@kingfrodo8682]

i knew what was going to happen as soon as simp moved the king

[@Gilsidoo]

Ah, amateur, I saw that when rook g1 was played

[@Moleoflands]

Yeah, but he didn't have many other options, the only other piece that could move was the other pawn, but then it isn't chain capturable by the opposing pawn

[@arifbagusprakoso2308]

amateur. I see that since the very first pawn move.

[@NicholasMeadows-vk6df]

Amateur. I saw that when I heard the challenge.

[@TheLithp]

I saw it before I even heard of Chess Simp.​@@NicholasMeadows-vk6df

[@SimonFallheart]

and then simp went on to win with 2 pawns

[@San-lh8us]

i'm not sure even Simp could do it in that situation

[@cadekachelmeier7251]

The opponent just lost a queen. They were probably about to resign.

[@eiias4724]

​@@cadekachelmeier7251probably not since he had all of his pieces left

[@shirothefish9688]

@@eiias4724 to be fair, man blundered his king and queen in the same move. I'm not sure he understood how much of an advantage he had.

[@jamesjoe2048]

This feels like you walked up to the guy, and said "hey, here's $10 for free" and he just went "no thank you" and picked up a quarter off the ground instead

[@arsenusthearsenalswagus4200]

I think Simp should have secured all the pawns being captured first before letting the rooks die. I knew the promoted queen will do some crazy stuff in the back rank.

[@Moleoflands]

Yeah, probably should have blockaded the pawn and come back to it later

[@TheAlguien]

He even called it early into the game. Paraphrasing, "I need to keep my rooks to protect my king until all the pawns die".

[@JannPoo]

You could basically turn this into a competition, where the winner is the one who manages to lose against a 100 rated with the least amount of material.

[@Zaros262]

Winning with the biggest material imbalance (in favor of the beginner) would also be interesting

[@rookjameson]

@@Zaros262 Would be fun to give him a challenge where he has to win, but we pay him 1 dollar for every point of material he is down in the end 🤔

[@anzyroadside2374]

That last move from his opponent left him speechless.

[@HNBGamer]

The mistake is of course, letting your opponent promote, because they then are hyper-tunnel-visioned and will only sees the backrank and go for the fastest checkmate

[@heloxiii8894]

Check*, not checkmate

[@AhimtarHoN]

A nice run regardless

[@michaelrenken8125]

Only in 100 rated chess could you try to blunder all your pieces without compensation and be offered checkmate in 1

[@Trekiros]

Chess but without social injustice: what you capture can't have a lower value than what you capture with.

[@emersonarriety]

honestly, I'm amazed that you even came that far

[@mirrorportal1587]

That’s kinda sus O_O

[@emersonarriety]

@@mirrorportal1587 lol

[@NWRIBronco6]

My first thought was "easy way to fail is inescapable king check", and I got a real bad feeling with Rg1! 😅

[@leramomaccery3614]

The regular dude in online: haha loser you suck, i will take all your pawns and promote mine into queens. suffer, ditch. That one dude in 100 rated online:

[@jefez75]

of course I'd want my cat to giveaway free trials free money baby, let's go

[@MichaelUrocyon]

The opponent was trying to ensure Simp wouldn't forfeit the game by giving him a pity queen

[@dom-romer663]

this has series potential 🙃

[@GTron13]

Giveaway Chess: -300% win rate

[@LURTZcz]

Giveaway Chess: 0% lose rate

[@Piyush-lj1yq]

As a Asian i can confirm his win rate is 0% as percentages are never negative

[@sappyclamp]

0:59 pretty sure in giveaway you're forced to take so pushing the pawn would be an illegal move in giveaway, you'd have to take the d or f pawn

[@sasquatch2]

The other guy (for the first half of the game): so I'm doing this challenge where I can only capture a couple times...

[@xCorvus7x]

Well, you maneuvered yourself into a corner.

[@TengYt1]

"That blunders a king"

[@zifster]

That went better than I expected

[@shaunduggan8605]

Surely the stuck pawns survive

[@fisch37]

Ngl, you could see that mate at the end a mile off

[@NWRIBronco6]

Mate?

[@DespOIcito]

I assume they mean mate as in “in the rules of the challenge that is a checkmate” because capturing the Queen isn’t considered a valid move in the challenge

[@Alresu]

@@NWRIBronco6 As in "What the hell are you doing, mate?!"

[@savageellisjr6301]

I'm still waiting for a,"Dude, what the fu-"

[@AlejandraCandelaria]

More challenges like this please, it's so much funnier watching them blunder and make the worst moves

[@SoarviverForever]

Best unpaid actor ever. You have to try this one again

[@gabrielfrohlichhernandez3175]

I'm so happy chess simp found a way to make my brain dead idea work lol

[@manmanman2000]

Very well played!

[@Tathanic]

2:15 Do it, Do it, Dooooo it.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

WHY let him promote??? NO!!!!!

[@fighter_750]

I know for a fact Simp punished that opponent by winning with his 2 pawns.

[@joshaw9968]

🎉 WE GOT THE OUTRO BACK LESGO

[@technicalmaster-mind]

What's story behind this strange outeo

[@IslanKleinknecht]

"I'm not gonna waste my time on pawns when I'm winning!"

[@YourPalQWERTY]

Such a get video, without any spoilers.

[@mob4234]

This one hurts.

[@Peachrocks5]

Yeah I knew something like this was going to happen. Or they were going to stalemate you when you cannot move your pawns anymore :D.

[@invenblocker]

I was surprised your opponent didn't immediately end the video after Rg1. Then they did it anyways one move later.

[@DFuxa]

Should play a variation of this challenge: How many points of material can you give up, while still securing a checkmate?

[@kronosbot5]

Task failed successfully.

[@MattMorency]

Zugzwang, but you're trying to lose.

[@jmagicd9831]

Kh1 blundered the video. Needed to push g4 to leave a non-capture move if the queen took the rook. I also would have probably blockaded the pawn on c2 until more things were lost

[@Moleoflands]

His only king move either way was a piece capture. Pushing the pawn was just removing the defender of the pawn

[@aliothspectranet5678]

cmon opponent, cmon..

[@carsonm7292]

I can think of at least one other challenge with a premise or goal similar to this, and the same thing happened-matched with an opponent that was more interested in blundering than capturing. So close in spite of the enemy's best efforts to lose.

[@tempno2805]

The Pain is sooo feelable

[@dimitralex1892]

opponent blundered the royal family

[@sunset7956]

Usually, when the opponent does something that ruins the challenge, Simp proceeds to completely obliterate them off-screen (at least we hope so). I want to see what happened this time.

[@DaanBruins]

The moment you played Rg1 I know you were going to fail.

[@-lloygic-3565]

The important thing is you tried.

[@Xertus_YT]

Actually the guy is from Monaco

[@a-bombmori7393]

Simp did way better than I was expecting

[@SorosYEN]

I bet Simp won that game afterwards

[@danielkemper3174]

Should have blocked the pawn with the rook and then moved the king away from your own pawns, THEN gave up the rooks

[@aughlnal7333]

when he played Rg1 I knew that the challenge was over XD

[@wham_sandwitch]

od end card is back babyy

[@dosby81]

Damn come on, queen takes rook at the end, that was so heartbreaking.

[@dimashevchenko6351]

Now you do this challenge until you'll succeed

[@TheBricklayer96]

simp then proceeds to destroy this dude with 2 pawns and wins

[@soupcan]

bro playing as martin

[@calebclark5880]

Chess but you also like mine sweeper. Before every move you must make a click on mine sweeper the number that appears is the number of squares your piece (not pawn) can move, blanks are wilds and if you hit a mine you lose.

[@lovisfarhood3612]

outro should have come right after the last promoted queenblunder

[@rainbowevil]

Giveaway recovery chess: you cannot take any of the opponents pieces or pawns or give a checkmate until your opponent forces you into taking a piece via check.

[@alexandrunastasia]

Have you won in the end?

[@STEVE_K_J]

Ah ha. The utmost famous... Nimzowitsch Defence: Neo-Barnes Defence.

[@MARCO-dx4wn]

I hope you ended up winning this game for retaliation

[@djartur25]

The last move was probably good

[@charlessaintpe8574]

The 100 rated is strong with this one.

[@NightSkyJeff]

Simp ended the video as soon as he captured the queen because his opponent resigned.

[@NightSkyJeff]

@@pythagmathcat You don't say.

[@chainshaw136]

What happened to the cool new outro?

[@Moleoflands]

This guy was the most 100 rated guy ever

[@joeyready3]

End screen is back!

[@RealGhoda]

Guys we did it we got the outro back

[@karola.7908]

Technically, I don't think checkmating him without capturing anything would be against the rules

[@thricicle2865]

4:12 imo this is the part where it all fell apart, I'm trash at chess, but if the goal was to lose all your pieces and pawns without ever capturing, this move just felt like the worst possible move out of any of them, can't work out what the actual idea was here

[@ghad6799]

I like this outro

[@Galiaverse]

Simp - "I'm blundering my pawns..." 100-elo - "Psh! I'm blundering my QUEEN _and_ my KING at the same time!! " (Mic drop)

[@arifezwan8893]

honestly I saw such a situation would come since the Rg1 at 4:14

[@authorinthedark]

"That blunders a king" Simp has now discovered the ultimate no-capture strategy, blunder everything until the 100 rated player opens up a weak point

[@Dimayuplay]

Uh excuse me on this one but what happened at the last move? Im extremely new to chess so i really dont realize it.

[@jasong3658]

I sometimes play f5 g5 against 100 rated players. The game usually lasts 15 turns

[@hanswegener5953]

Is it christmas already?

[@vividbiomass620]

Did the music change?

[@jacobrider9743]

never underestimate a 100 rated player's ability to lose the queen

[@maksusik]

I'm dying to know. Did he capture all pawns right after random queen move? (last move)

[@meedrowh1809]

Legends say that Chess Simp went on and won the fight after 5:00 Because he's not a coward

[@VeryRandomStuff361]

imagine this guy thinking he plays well then finding this video

[@BrolsmaGary]

Гамбит Хованского 😄

[@Pepso8P]

A little feedback about the outro - I've noticed many people didn't like the new one you tried recently, because it was too big of a change, it was in a completely different genre. For me personally, while it is true both the dancing girl and the song duo are iconic, I think if the song was kept and only the video changed, it would be more likely to be "accepted" by the viewers.

[@thephysicistcuber175]

Why would you let him promote before losing all your pawns though?

[@mauijttewaal]

Nice try but you should have sacked your bishops immediately

[@skippi99r32]

1:38 "or he can blunder his queen instead" isnt the queen blundered either way?

[@Moleoflands]

Knight back blocking the check is the best move and only good move

[@SethAlden1]

Thumbnail: Capturing is compulsory Simp when a capture is possible: I'll ignore that

[@justinbombach9873]

No he wasn't literally playing giveaway

[@pickaxe4248]

Cant even play checkmate lol

[@polkjmsb]

You should know better bro, of course giving him a second queen was gonna make him go for the checkmate

[@TheMMMification]

Never underestimate the 100 rated players