You won’t believe this giant Mexican bug

Somebody get me a big shoe 🥾
#mexico #katydid #raywilliamjohnson #shorts

[@mavvmk]

You know it's bad when even the Australians are running away.

[@twosetter40]

Mate im gone

[@wisty0819]

Nah we have bigger bugs

[@charliemeharry4346]

@@wisty0819 as an Aussie I can confirm we have ants the size of a dog

[@srle.unkown]

Jesus I’m Australians and that thing is bloody gigantic

[@haydenbruce4277]

I’m an Australian and I’ve seen one in my backyard once

[@vivianrv]

"he has his own social security number" 😂😂😂

[@x2e4]

Bruhh 😂😂😂

[@dr.markus-level3researcher]

And I don't even have one 💀

[@-.Hnofa-_I]

​​@@dr.markus-level3researcher?💀💀💀💀💀

[@Alanel745]

​@@dr.markus-level3researchersame

[@5sixx2flaca]

On bro I'm movin out

[@Eiyah_]

If that appeared in my house I would move to the moon.

[@Unistudiosgacha]

I would move to a different galaxy if I saw that😂

[@IMYourBroBK]

I would burn the whole house 💀

[@isa_vj]

@@UnistudiosgachaSame😂

[@kyragoddard6939]

@@isa_vj fee

[@whatsinthename21]

I'd try to ride it

[@Zahnermc]

Bro survived the dino extinction 💀

[@Googolbanger]

That cricket is a dinaosour

[@indravrtrahaana763]

200th like lmao!!!

[@Blackhat-r4t]

To the one who made this video Us know what I'm don't with you your always roasting people always annoyingly STUPID and DUMB so whoever agrees with me just say it

[@EndowmentWings]

LOL

[@RandomSpiderOnTheFloor]

Oh yeah that’s just Caden

[@Platymapuss]

Yeah. That's the bug's house now. Just hand him the keys.

[@stephaniepierre1882]

Fr

[@alosreal]

"Get the flamethrower. We got some work to do"

[@Julien_loki]

@@alosreal yessir

[@Saltcheesee]

And the car keys.

[@Bobbb-f3i]

They eat them in Mexico, called chapulines. So that's just fresh for breakfast lol

[@tgssaiah8548]

That bug obviously owns the house and pays rent.

[@blindcharo8455]

So does he pay rent or, do I pay him rent?

[@Theycallmeobito]

You do

[@camerongist2159]

If you own the house, you don't pay rent. That makes zero sense!

[@kerbereal934]

100 likes cool

[@ike7153]

Nah man he’s the landlord

[@namepolanco5057]

I'd respectfully ask it to turn off the lights when it goes to bed and remind it rent is due on the first cuz it obviously live there now.

[@ronster.]

hell, the house is its now. ill be ASKING when rent is due-- when I NEED TO PAY IT rent.

[@BabyDigi]

Yup and I am clearly intruding and it’s not my house no more 🥲🥲🥲

[@sheilapate7604]

He can have the house I out 😂😂😂

[@L75423]

How do you respectfully do anything like bro you can’t do anything respectfully one literally it makes you feel like you live in Australia

[@irenek5407]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ItsHunderr]

Everybody gangsta until it starts to fly 😂

[@TreeOBX]

The grasshopper is a gangsta doing a home invasion. On the flip side, maybe its a good pest exterminator

[@NQP-f4u]

Thank you for not making me sleep tonight.

[@casualfoodie4349]

That bug is the landlord,he’s doubling the rent-

[@cherishromias1493]

😊

[@l.psimer6124]

Cause he was insulted

[@magvs_mæstro216]

Take my whole check, si...ss..si..sir. Just dont eat me, please.

[@jasoneclipse7828]

As a man who gets occasionally hit in the head by random grasshopppers while I jog, this Scares me.

[@z0ned_out]

Imagine this one just smacking you in the gut

[@LifeIsLikeABoxofChocolat-cm3le]

😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Sydd787]

If this one hits you it's over man, it's gonna take an entire eyeball out.

[@jrrico88]

That one will mug you and take your walet😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloroxbleach7554]

Australia: Oi, don't worry, that's just Bogart, one of our smallest bugs. We've been trying to find him for days now and have no idea how he got to Mexico

[@TheNoobEpic]

Bogart crazy dawg 💀

[@RoevenWasHere]

bogart wilding 💀💀💀

[@pk_BS]

Bogart goes hard💀💀💀💀💀

[@THAT1ZELDAFAN]

Bogart probably hitched a ride on a Seagull, or a bin chicken. Either way, he shall be punished by drop bear

[@calicobagels]

Bogart should chill 💀

[@LonglivetheCheese0101]

What's funny is that the bug is more scared of you.

[@cyan0984]

homies be living in skull island 💀

[@land_shark_maw1048]

Fr

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

​@@land_shark_maw1048fr

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

​@@land_shark_maw1048fr

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

​@@land_shark_maw1048fr

[@Admrial-Veshkov-Yuri]

Nah them hmies be livin in Australia:wildhell (australia 2.0)

[@baldur3365]

"What would you do?" Flamethrower

[@S0byy]

Fr 💀💀💀

[@noiko4418]

You want that thing to get out? Nuke it, the whole earth itself

[@kimbim2727]

Fr

[@Shadow_06735]

Fr 💀💀💀

[@The_DMDXyz]

Flamethrower isn't enough nood a Nuke ☢️☢️

[@gerardstone4734]

Everybody gangsta until it starts hoppin' around.

[@Dhariuz_T]

Just wait until they start flying around. Did you see those spikes on it's legs? 😂

[@KK-bv8iv]

I'd have a cardiac arrest if this were to happen!

[@youngsavage91beastmode34]

😆🏆🥇

[@4romaa]

Fr 😭💀

[@4romaa]

@@Dhariuz_T OH HELL NAH

[@Tyzo0704]

its just a grasshopper, usually they're not bad

[@aqua_area7360]

As a Mexican I can confirm that they are our pets

[@jorgesamperio2768]

Mex gang

[@Santiiiiii71]

Yea

[@ZiloxPrime]

@@jorgesamperio2768 Mexigang*

[@victorcruz-wq6ys]

We always name em firulais

[@victorcruz-wq6ys]

Somos el groupo mexicano

[@coolcollections]

As an Australian, we don’t even have grasshoppers/locusts that size!

[@wizard3z868]

They are bigger even at birth? 😮

[@Sponggybobbie]

Ikr

[@mikesnapper9001]

as an aussie i can confirm we really do not have locusts this small here

[@pizzlewinkler]

Ah who needs locusts when we got huntsmans.

[@ephraimsilawule1092]

Non- venomous isn't the Aussie way 😂

[@Skidosity]

hand the man the deed to the entire country, it’s his.

[@lonekoq4646]

im sorry I did not quite catch that. The weather seems quite lovely today

[@ndingounou5380]

Honestly might do a better job running the country.

[@IQurE]

“So like, what are you gonna do with the house while I’m gone?” *“… chirp chirp…”*

[@Curie210]

This is not a bug, this is an Australian electrician.

[@Kawaiiestt]

YOU BETTER RESPECTFUL AUSTRALIAN

[@Kawaiiestt]

IM AUSSIE AND THIS IS INCREDIBLE 😊

[@droy08_INDIA]

Australiaian Climber 😂😂

[@VGODP]

sure it's not Ohio ?

[@Top10soon]

​@VGODP I mean it could be an Australian electrician in Ohio.

[@andujunior4756]

Exit in a calm and orderly manner leaving everything behind. Edit: that's it's house now.

[@petunia7217]

He pays the bills

[@MattMatt25]

He walked 8922 miles just to be in Mexico in to someone’s house

[@ElectricityRaichu]

Nah hell nah, I'm aware of going to Mexico. 💀😭🗿

[@MattMatt25]

Yooo thank u for the 200 likes

[@tribhuvanyakkala]

That's the distance between Australia and Mexico if anyone was wondering :)

[@scullcase]

Average Australian bug

[@johnryshriyeanlucio7135]

"WHAT IN THE JURASSIC WORLD IS THAT!?" 😂😂😂

[@touremuhammad5983]

As someone who’s just witnessed a locust swarm in Nevada yesterday, that is hands down the biggest Locust I’ve ever seen!!

[@kalzindor803]

Thats straight out of juraseic world.

[@ambrr_lily]

Those were Mormon Crickets, they pass through every year.

[@umakki.dragon]

@@kalzindor803 *jurassic

[@LanaMyslyvetsPlanners]

I drove through one in 2002 I think, lol I was all " whats that dark cloud up ahead?"... smoke in hand, window wide open...in three seconds I had bunch of grasshoppers in my car and no one to help me 🤣🤣🦗🦗🦗

[@jyang4287]

Which part of Nevada?

[@ENT8gen]

As a Mexican, I confirm that this is what happens every day

[@BLOATEDWAFLE]

cap💀💀

[@biggdblgtrplxl]

I’m Mexican too and this is cap

[@ENT8gen]

@@biggdblgtrplxl en la zona sur si pasa bastante

[@shibinmi]

No wonder you guys are crossing the border.

[@kingcartierjs7022]

@@shibinmi It’s not crossing when it was our land first goofy 🤡🤡🤡

[@Tackitt]

"Honey, grab the gun, there's a bug on the wall."

[@triparadox.c]

the .300 blk or the 12 gauge one? cause i dont think 9mm gonna do jacshit

[@redridinghood1980]

..how am i reading this in a deep southern accent💀🥀

[@yaboyyybustos5761]

@@triparadox.c12 gauge ofc, put a hole in that wall😂

[@anayafritz519]

You don't need a gun you need a flamethrower

[@桿]

Bruhh😂😂

[@Oficial-rebound-studios]

If I saw that I would keep it as a pet

[@as7river]

A giant grasshopper. It is completely harmless, but it will most likely give you a serious jumpscare.

[@ComicusFreemanius]

A dragon fly that size could probably remove your fingers.

[@laser491]

Fnaf bug edition

[@TruRudegirl]

random but i once got jumpscared by a flying cockroach

[@callsign_mako3404]

That thing probably could clear someones whole lawn.

[@boomnegro]

Is it real?

[@KyoArchive_main]

thats not a bug, thats the new frickin landlord😭

[@PF22-j6m]

If I see it, I would pull out my gun and shoot it down.

[@jason_kenner]

Tenant

[@cutecoremari]

@@jason_kenner 🤓

[@KyoArchive_main]

​@@jason_kennernah he owns the entire complex now😭

[@Artsparie]

“What would you do?” Scream, dash, and go to the nearest therapist.

[@JoelVincentconcon]

Lmaoo

[@cl_snek]

I would just yell at it for trespassing

[@crimson_defendz1126]

Burn my house down and move out of the country.

[@TitanJonkler]

Go to a nearest texan shop and buy a flamethrower

[@savannahalkilani1819]

PET AND PAT THE BUG

[@Koungthereal_Finn]

"what in the Jurassic world is that" and "I don't want it to be a size of a human baby" and "he kicked the door in"

[@chinmaykh2300]

As a giant grasshopper, I can confirm that i have my own social security number.

[@End_Guard]

What is it

[@JeremiahRoss-lq2ol]

A locust bro...A FXKING LOCUST !

[@nullanix]

​@@JeremiahRoss-lq2ollocusts are grasshoppers

[@ZeroGGs-1]

​@@nullanix?

[@1zzo888]

@@nullanix no there not they are naturally quite larger and are i believe omnivorous

[@ColaCat2001]

As a Mexican, I'm so thankful my grandmother decided to move to America

[@mavisgrace5403]

Sees this grasshopper at night- Why do I hear boss music?

[@CMinor138]

They lived in the dangerous parts of Mexico City

[@pezequilibradohace5anos538]

You ain’t mexican, you weren’t born, raised and you didn’t live how we lived and where we lived, you are just some American descendant of immigrants.

[@atlas8912]

@JXRevolvery u being a weirdo enjoy life brudda

[@Groggle7141]

​@JXRevolverHuh? Its a nationality

[@kidneytransplantwarrior21]

That bug has it's own job

[@Kelflemmingo]

Probably paying the bills there. Came to see those who been mooching of his kindness.

[@kidneytransplantwarrior21]

@@Kelflemmingo I wouldn't doubt it 😂

[@Melon-Cat-q1q]

For some reason the Australians are just laughing and having a party at least one guy recorded this big moment for all of us in different places

[@thethunderlegion8511]

“I just wanna talk to him” with a shotgun

[@stephanieann6622]

With Some dragons breath rounds

[@owtcurry]

family guy reference ☠️☠️☠️☠️🗣️

[@everyonetime9593]

​​@@owtcurry If its dangerous bug , try find get out ,if not carefull put outside ,I'm goig to put in higth area.

[@Chris-uu9ce]

​@@everyonetime9593 English please

[@duckXsty]

@@everyonetime9593 that’s a grass hopper but big

[@ahkniyaprice8147]

Y'all know when grasshoppers or locusts hit you when flying, and It hits pretty hard. Imagine this bumping into you,it's gota knock somebody out😂

[@lowbudgetstarwarspfpguy2401]

nah its gonna knock you out of the window

[@cgrimr8653]

That gonna hit you like a Haymaker from prime Mike tyson

[@scapegoat1313]

Imagine being on a bike, flyin down the highway at 60mph and one jumps out in front of you

[@_Averageperson_]

The smallest bug in Australia

[@Just_a_jjk_fan]

Nah bro speaking fax

[@Supernimo735]

México

[@gamingleopard428]

It's a dwarf

[@saturation-]

That's in Mexico

[@coolbilly-mi2oj]

this reminds me of the bug thats evolving sounding like shaking paper wrap

[@UXMC2]

This is the most normal Australian household

[@ThatOneFlordiaMan]

@@osheridanhey that was our idea first

[@LifeIsLikeABoxofChocolat-cm3le]

​@@osheridan Lmao 🤣 😂 😆

[@the_milkmann]

Haha yes Australia bad because America is scared of foreigners who actually have freedom.

[@TellaTubbywithagun]

Nah, that’s below average

[@falanblack8439]

No offense but I am NEVER going to Australia! That place is my definition of hell!

[@JEON.Y.N]

That's not a bug, that's the new owner 😭

[@michaelmoreno1683]

Exactly he can have the house

[@Ariotalco]

​@@michaelmoreno1683and then you burn it

[@GoldenLane210]

@@Ariotalco LOL FR

[@ImANoobTM]

​@@Ariotalcopyromaniac move

[@Moemoepoin]

If I got a therapist and told them about this bug they'd need a therapist too

[@cqs_xuan2]

my therapist needs a therapist therapist

[@Whydidthishappentomee]

Fr

[@UltraMM2]

Australians (Oh! Hey you got the tiniest size of that Pokémon!)

[@Unistudiosgacha]

"What in the Jurassic world is that?"😂😂😂

[@edvinthekille123]

A

[@AREderp]

U

[@Karsonmahurin]

Why we saying the vowels bro

[@darthvader2241]

Sometimes Y

[@Karsonmahurin]

E

[@Flying_chunguss101]

Australia is now jealous of Mexico Edit : did not expect likes thx for them likes 👍

[@SunDragun]

I'm pretty sure that's a giant weta, which is from New Zealand, not Mexico, so the video is inaccurate.

[@thestrngman3060]

I searched up giant grasshoppers,well apparently they actualy live in asutralia

[@Squishy-Balls]

If spiders were that big crawling around in my house i would be moving entire planets

[@yourmemes8512]

Fr

[@G-B-F123]

Actually Mexico is the “Australia” of the American continent. It has the most venomous creatures on the western hemisphere, with snakes, tarantulas, scorpions, spiders, and other weird insects 😂 I’m just glad that at least they’re not as monstrously big as the insects in Australia (besides this grasshopper of course and maybe a few tarantula species)😅

[@_notshady]

every australian spider: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@SunnyandPhoebe]

* power rangers introducing themselves *

[@StormTrackerYT]

honestly only some spiders are bad, the rest are pretty fine

[@aprilman-wg2px]

@@StormTrackerYT average australian fr.

[@alivc2458]

Why I'll never go to Australia

[@_notshady]

@@alivc2458 why youre a little pu- nah jk man prob a smart option to not go

[@X6auser]

Nah you gonna need 2 cans of bug spray

[@tazzamanaka725]

As an Australian I can confirm that that is indeed my buddy larry

[@quesadi]

larry is a mexican

[@HulgulChulchul-sy7ob]

larry is an indian

[@it.is.mario.]

​@@HulgulChulchul-sy7ob if Larry were an Indian he would've been known as lauda

[@aviel4218]

Is Larry a giant grasshopper

[@avns4910]

I assume he is also the house owner u pay rent to?

[@chr1s2y]

What would I do? Give him a nod, a “wassup bro”, hand him the house key, and walk out.

[@MohamadMoussa-jf8zs]

That’s what my family would do but me I would be screaming my heart out when I be slapping with a slipper

[@cirilo0272]

There is rumors of a 4ft spider in the amazons of brasil

[@BambooSh0t]

​@@cirilo0272then it doesn't exist.

[@cirilo0272]

@@BambooSh0t maybe or maybe it does things grow bigger in isolated jungles.

[@ogku808s]

@@cirilo0272that’s just the goliath birdeaters from 1892. They only grow 1-2 feet now.

[@Bien1222]

Bro owns the house now 💀💀

[@Swiftkeyprotexter]

One jump and its all over💀

[@Geo-MAPPIበG]

Where’s my flamethrower

[@Uta3410]

Imao

[@Utochka-hh7vu]

I would get it and pet it cuz I love bugs 😊

[@TheGr8Texan]

That ain’t a grasshopper, that’s a planet hopper

[@ThatHolyGamer]

treehopper

[@blizzard528]

thats a monkey@@ThatHolyGamer

[@JB_KING_shorts_official]

Bugs the size of 2 hands: Mexico 🤝 Australia

[@calvaodecria6053]

Brazil were 😢

[@Roxserpent]

Australia there spider

[@BLOOXEY]

Australia isn’t special for having “big” animals

[@Fahim08292]

10 reasons to own a tank:

[@cosmicentity1520]

Imma firin mah lazer

[@bingo-e6v]

That bug is all ten of the reasons

[@Not_Shadow_Editz]

That bug is def more than *10* reasons

[@guest-cd7md]

imagine being trapped inside a tank with it

[@Not_Shadow_Editz]

@@guest-cd7md I would die

[@bushwhacker66]

I'd charge bro for his own guest room as the host of this house!

[@justinplayz842]

As a Mexican, I would get my slipper and get ready for war.

[@Shigaraki_Tomura.Lost_in_OHIO]

The bug is gonna win bro 💀

[@lelegoguemraoui772]

dude r u crazy

[@esewhachudoinn]

that bug gonna take your house 💀

[@shortyy.dalis09]

La chancla wey

[@BRexclamationmarks]

If you even Bring the whole family tree,u aint gonna win the war.

[@affanahmad1]

Camera man deserves an Oscar.

[@siramoras]

Camera man never dies, you know that..

[@SeeboutMauri]

No he doesn’t

[@WagoogusJr]

Tf he need an oscar for?

[@lenqve]

@@WagoogusJr exactly bro

[@Sheepy-i9t]

​@@SeeboutMauri SHUT UP

[@AugustNeil]

“Hey honey, should I get bug spray or a broom?” “Get the hunting rifle”

[@Do_or_die678]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alexander-ph4ti]

NAH

[@thesaturnismelting]

*GET THE F___ING AK74M*

[@youraveragegamer8832]

genuinely

[@shinyhunterbirb]

**GET THE F***KING NUKE**

[@BrawlStarzLeon]

It is just a grasshopper. No need to get scared. Also, they get scared from *HUMANS* . And they have no harm to humans!

[@tracyhasty6506]

Get the person who is not intimidated by bugs, to take care of it.

[@dalekcat]

I suppose that'd be me. It doesn't have a flexible neck so you're pretty much safe to grab it from anywhere on its body or towel it from the sides which also immobilises the legs.

[@mathieumansire372]

imma need an axe

[@ayananshuusahaa8646]

​@@mathieumansire372 💀💀💀

[@justinx590]

I would but he went to get cigarettes and milk

[@ichangedmynamenow3478]

​@@mathieumansire372 I'd take the flame thrower thank you very much.

[@CazthesillyWizard]

It is a Taeniopoda cristata. Aka, The Giant Red-winged grasshopper. It is a species of lubber grasshopper in the family Romaleidae, which contains the largest species of grasshoppers You're welcome Ray :)

[@viscabarca90]

It doesnt look that big in the pictures when I searched it up.

[@bhardwajr01]

Nah you are lying, they are just normal sized on google

[@viscabarca90]

@@bhardwajr01 Im not 💀

[@squirrelfreak36]

Dork

[@sm_artx]

It can grow up to 6.3 inches though.

[@MiguelCedenoLozano]

Keep in mind that they have extremely powerful jaws.

[@AXCBER]

It's a giant grasshopper. Not a preying mantis.

[@MiguelCedenoLozano]

@@AXCBER yes, grasshoppers can eat praying mantises. Their mandibles are even stronger.

[@godofcod3648]

Bro imma just grab a flamethrower

[@AXCBER]

@@MiguelCedenoLozano ok. I didn't know that. I thought that grasshoppers are typically herbivores. But still, I dont think a bite from either would do much to humans as our skin is elastic and we don't have an exoskeleton. The discomfort though is something to discuss for another day lol.

[@toniotrussardi8126]

@@AXCBER they can damage it and some who are predatory can cut it

[@subject21calpha76]

I've got no beef with it as long as he pays for the rent

[@Xilioum]

“Honey, get the shotgun!”

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

fr!!

[@CoolNoQuestionMark]

The super shotgun is more appropriate

[@sorakafutanari]

I'd get a jar, shit's like the hunting trophy of bugs

[@pedro4classprez]

I love you kitchen gun

[@mrizor6437]

We dont need a shot gun we need a new house

[@ZBLUE674]

as a mexican, i have never seen a grasshopper that size

[@Lifepath08]

I never knew that a grasshopper this size existed either

[@NoGood999]

@@Lifepath08I doubt this is real

[@BreannaMae]

@@NoGood999 It is a real grasshopper, but this is just an optical illusion/camera trick. Like a forced perspective type of deal.

[@samb2334]

@@NoGood999it is infact real, it’s called the giant weta. But as stated above there probably is some sort of optical illusion at play here too

[@mathewjones7663]

​@@samb2334nah, giant weta are built more like crickets. This thing has wings.

[@SerialDesignationN_OXOO1OO1O]

Australia: Are you challenging me?

[@Car-Garn47-friend]

Mexico: Yea I am foolish upside down people

[@Rarelaser]

Tyson: **one punch man mode**

[@Windfly8888]

Audience: fight fight, fight fight

[@TurtlePerson231]

America: Anyone got popcorn?

[@Iplaygames-g7]

Canada:to be honest i don't even know this started

[@moniquewinter8478]

Honestly if I saw that in my house imma let it keep the house 💀

[@ariellarose9410]

I would put a collar on him and call him George! He's my friend now!

[@isaiahfuery9327]

They eat people

[@Ch3rs_.]

@@isaiahfuery9327oh I thought it was a grass hopper

[@isaiahfuery9327]

@@Ch3rs_. Grasshoppers evolve into locust when in droughts or famines. Locust eat people.

[@itsawinnerfereal]

I think that bug is big enough to put a collar on OP and call him george

[@jenniferbarton4424]

@@isaiahfuery9327 locust don't eat people. their herbivores

[@Meepkeepstick]

That’s Jimmy, he’s pretty polite.

[@joslynmack]

oh wow how long have you guys been roommates?

[@elster2048]

Is Jimmy out of fallout?

[@ttv.pearscovich]

I can vouch for jimmy he took me to dinner last week and even drove my parents home from a bingo night. Bro even took the bill! U rock jimmy!!! @jimmygotgrass 😘

[@neowo7378]

ray acknowledging the yakuza series is the greatest thing ever ray i love you

[@roninrik7257]

Fr

[@raysaurusrex]

ayo me 🤨 j/

[@1sleeavr980]

OMG YES

[@sandranoel6197]

That’s a cave cricket. They spent the whole life in caves and when they come out, they die.

[@yagsterplayz9329]

Imagine messing with it and it launches itself towards you like a cannonball lol

[@KC-qc5ch]

I would probably go into shock and start convulsing on the floor

[@marialuisasolorio378]

I would litterlycry and scream so hard and I would die

[@thatone1249]

Then it starts flying

[@T_E_G]

It chases you 💀

[@kinggamer_15]

☠️

[@DieselDrinker45.]

if that thing flies i will immediately disintegrate

[@tegathemenace]

Evaporate😭

[@randomgirlontheinternet1735]

As soon as its wings move an inch im evaporating

[@allyx.x]

I love your pfp and username

[@JAYZPLAYZ-fm5eg]

Discombobulat💀

[@DieselDrinker45.]

@@allyx.x Thank you 🤣

[@shadow_man5627]

"BILLY GO GET ME THAT SHOTGUN" 💀

[@troppicalbubbles9772]

“You got your sister don’t ya”

[@warpathhungergamesfan4199]

​@@troppicalbubbles9772😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@callofdutymans1012]

12 shells in that thing and it’ll barely have a scratch

[@SnuggieMaple]

💀

[@classicminecraftambience747]

*sprays all over you*

[@kholiswawelkom4057]

What in the Jurassic world is that💀💀

[@thecheesebender773]

Bro owns the entire country 💀💀

[@AvA_174subs]

haha

[@DoughOnPizza]

even owns the cartel.

[@loser484]

As a mexican, I can confirm Leon Edwards has the most aesthetic physique in the solar system

[@magzclipsyt8642]

lmao did that fitness guy come up with that?

[@eldiospalomo2334]

No

[@skrapspinninjaws628]

agreed

[@Ywthg5w6gwvyw]

Mario rios

[@gtoenjoyer]

Okay I didn't think I'd see Leon here

[@Noonesaccount-rb4qr]

Australian spiders has found it’s rival

[@KillerShark6000]

No that's an Australian spiders henchman

[@Uncivil_Dreams]

just hearing that spiders even half that size exist in australia is enough for me to never go there. ever.

[@cardprophecy97]

Toadzilla go brrr

[@x_sushi_xo]

what would I do? Even if it was a regular cricket cockroach I’d still move to Japan

[@Podaling]

If you're wondering what it's called, it's the Giant Red-Winged Grasshopper, Tropidacris Cristata.

[@ChristDid]

dog what? that "bug" is legit 3x bigger than the one u named. im 99% that isnt a real grasshopper or insect in general

[@bucketboi5379]

@@ChristDidook it up then, i did. Came up with what he said, Tropidacris Cristata

[@osmiltonneto1162]

No, that’s the locust from Jurassic World Dominion

[@DioStandsStill]

​@@osmiltonneto1162💀

[@osmiltonneto1162]

@@DioStandsStill literally is though

[@kiroamigo8980]

Gotta grab the Pokédex real quick…

[@crome212]

😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

​@@crome212 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@eclairence]

LMAO THE POKÉMON REFERENCE-

[@SockyNoob]

I'd pick him up and adopt him. That's a big ole grasshopper.

[@driggsquad01]

That’s what I was thinking

[@vzqmbi]

i wanna hold it!! my new grasshopper pet

[@KasandraChristinadeVera]

But im not liking bc its 69😂

[@IAmTheSenate218]

No you wont. It will pick you up and adopt you

[@KasandraChristinadeVera]

@@IAmTheSenate218 lol grass hupper dad 😂

[@Sugarlife6565]

"RUN, RUN AWAY" -Tzuyu,twice

[@satan6924]

as a pokemon master, i see this as a shiny pokemon.

[@A39pro]

(IT'S HUGE !!!)

[@marianatorresvillegas5338]

Obviamente es gigamax

[@tealablu3759]

So I’ll call you if I ever find one of these

[@ssj12262]

@@A39pro i was just abouta say that

[@ssj12262]

bro found a dynamax

[@caramelcupcake2162]

“The villain from bugs life” took me out ✋😭

[@Omnifinite]

modern problems require modern solutions. *Picks up the shotgun*

[@rainbowunicorngirl2187]

*pulls out tank*

[@Dreidelium]

I love how killing stuff with a shotgun is a modern solution

[@Apate-]

Never thought I'd say this but I wish I was an american

[@RileyLiwanag]

Jurassic park locust 😂

[@coslife_1]

As a Mexican i can confirm that is one of the smallest bugs I've seen

[@AustinUzumaki]

What are the biggest like

[@Sanctifying]

​@@AustinUzumaki They put saddles on them and ride them

[@AustinUzumaki]

@@Sanctifying hmm intresting

[@cajitadecereal8519]

In PR we call it esperanza

[@daisymaddie8503]

😬😬

[@iSaM143_]

If i ever saw that, I'm never entering that house 💀

[@Loobitloughs]

EXACTLY 💀

[@lenniewatson687]

I get my car keys, & purse and leave. It can have the house.

[@eduardorojano7099]

First, burn the house down

[@redridinghood1980]

..there's even more outside, where exactly are u goin

[@TBAunknown]

Nah it can have the house

[@Your_the_worst]

Bros paying rent😭💀

[@TheLilRats]

Bros the reason ppl pay rent

[@daepiccaptain]

@@TheLilRats yes

[@Harib_Al-Saq]

He pays taxes, leave him alone.

[@BagelDealer11]

Let him be he just chillin

[@Skunkanoid]

in what currency you might ask. bug looks you in the eyes ans says: i pay you in MERCY!

[@Unparallelelsama]

Iam not afraid of bug The bug: 😀🙂😨💀

[@Bongosbinted420]

“The sun makes the food, the ants pick the food and the grasshoppers eat the food” “Then the grasshoppers eat the birds!”

[@Mrstireast]

Or are you implying ants are birds

[@nikolegoshiwolffe5901]

his death was never confirmed

[@Man_with_cool]

​@@Mrstireastno hes implying that it's so big it eats the bird

[@Paliemienckaieo-ix4lg]

AND WE HUMANS EAT THE GRASSHOPPERS YUMMY BUG BUFFET FOR THE CHINESE AND JAPANESE PEOPLE!!!!!!🤪🤪🤪

[@Lifeisbetteronsaturn]

@@Paliemienckaieo-ix4lg hahaha I’m dying 😑😑😑😑😑😑

[@melonsquid1]

That ain't no Bug, that's a locust from Jurassic World Dominion 💀

[@BobTheNecromancer35]

Locusts are bugs but I knew it reminded me of something

[@yumihow5687]

You said the JWD password aye . Wow, welcome to the club

[@melonsquid1]

​@@yumihow5687thanks mate!

[@anuragpradhan7500]

"Hans! Get the Flammenwerefer, the HEAVY one."

[@alien2393]

Get the Churchill

[@jay6657]

I feel like you play enlisted

[@samshooter5817]

Brother get the flamer the heavy flamer

[@simo9732]

No tell Johnny to get the f-4 phantom and get the napalm

[@DJRainbowToxic]

​@@jay6657 soviet grunts whenever they kill anyone with any gun "Mosin Nagant!" It's dumb lmao

[@BRO909-r5k]

Bro found grasshopper 🦗🦗🦗

[@terrenceaikengilc.carmona2207]

Love how they're just laughing like its a normal day🤣

[@johnwalker1058]

Mexico: unleashes their own insect abomination Australia: "Looks like we've got competition."

[@nightey975]

“Like I wanna ask how he got in the building, BUT CLEARLY HE KICKED THE DOOR IN!” Bro has me in shambles 😂

[@lexierietze8213]

Hahahahaha hahahahha hahahahah 😂

[@natalienicholson-ou6ou]

Oh, that’s a grasshopper😂